#πͺbruh-fart
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Fun fact
sad lie
neutral statement
Where's the fun fact
man.
Fun fact.
srat vechno
Elvis and I share a birthday
Bit shit, innit
They give energy to the sun?
By only opening up their stomata at night instead of day, they loose less moisture and keep nice and wet inside
They take your oxygen at night?
I didn't know cacti were so powerful
mmmmyes nice and wet
average australian
that's not the opposite of photosynthesis
Fun fact these kinda plants do exist
that's just night time photosynthesis
doxxed
This is known as CAM photosynthesisyeah it happens at night
opposite of photosynthesis is being a fucking lamp 
give us more fun facts samantha
i just wanted to tell you all a fun fact
Isnt the opposite of photosynthesis, breathing oxygen and extracting co2
you said the fun fact and then 2 other facts that were seperate
did u know farmers in africa use beehives as fences to keep elephants out of their crops
ok tell us more facts
fun fact
photosynthesis is getting nutrition from the sun w
real shit?
Samantha, that was a cool fun fact
However we require more
why do you just not know things
oh shit
Ah right
i knew it, those bees
ΡΠΆΠ΅... Π²ΡΡ ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΌΡ..
Fun Fact: there exist raw high resolution photo scans of Quiet's (Metal Gear) feet
the platypus doesn't have a stomach, its throat goes right to its intestines
ΠΠ£ΠΠΠ― ΠΠΠ ΠΠΠΠ
ΠΠ£ΠΠΠ― ΠΠΠ ΠΠΠΠ
Isnt the platypus also the only mammal that lays eggs?
yeah
or one of the only
its a real life glitch
yeah platypus are aliens is basically what we're learning here
Weird little creature
Platypus sweats milk
they're also poisonous
real?
Real
doubt
no but they have venom in their teeth like snakes
it lays eggs and produces milk
Can't imagine so-- PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
so in theory you could make custard entirely from platypus produce
Cursed cursed cursed
no no noo
dont like
@pastel quartz ti et eshe moi ne videl
and the women have venemous spurs on their hind legs during mating season
tam vashe pisdec
platypus are just the one animal where god was just like "yeah I have no idea just fucking give it everything"
hit the random button on the spore creator
and created a perfect little beastie
Ny vot i ne pokazuvai. Mne eto ne nado, sovsem 
perfect is not the word for it
doesnt that mean he can just sign up at another PD
abomination maybe
probably
ya i ne sobiralsa
eto moi gifki
ne spizdish

"2cases of unauthorised use of deadly force"
Literally me
promotion/paid time off/transfered to another state
you know how to talk dirty
I was just out with my bros(girls)
moin moin
Honestly infodumping/listening to weird little facts
is like foreplay to me
are you bussing right now
no

SO TRUE
I'm safe from giving false signals, I have nothing interesting 
SIGNALIS
ACHTUNG!
oh hell nah
the fact we share the same atoms as dinos did is crazy
im sure you're not completely dry

cacti were around during dino times too
:3
I know
wow!
Oh the blind faith 
:3
cactussy were around forever
you know a fun fact!!
:3 :3 :3
everyone is a dino nerd brother
its so fucking funny
i can see just fine
delete this channel pls
delight hates dinosaurs and fun facts
bad robo lesbian, bad
May the pterodactyls take him
replace the para with the quetzocholatus or whatever
and it's literally me
except not woman
nuh uh
!avatar @weak jackal
Guys check out my dog
i like the really long ones with the big necks and whippy tails
my brain

πΆ
my favorite dinosaur is t-rex
there's a lot of those
hi
Cool dog
classic
ah giraffes
hiiii
you mean the brachiosaurous?
diplodocus
that one's cool
@old kettle ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π²Π°Π»ΠΈΠ²Π°ΠΉ ΠΊ Π½Π°ΠΌ ΡΡΡ Π²Π΅ΡΠ΅Π»ΠΎ
yeee
jerma
man I wanna play Dino games now
call of napping
hru
turok
alosaurus
jermas not a dinosaur
modern eepy
doing ok
good
I think
ok you got a point
ye
ok jerma is like the playtpus
he's so real for that
he's just everything
i have so many jermas
the jerma-pocalypse is here
pango is missing out
the what
Couldn't find anything on Trooning
transitioning?
Jerma deadpool

where are you getting all these jermas
4chan way of saying transitioning
ffs
max has brainrot
transmaxxing
the inner depths of my psyche
I'm trooning fr rn
hihi
im gonna troon
also trooning. 6mo in
different question
trooning mentioned
how are you turning neurons into data
why are there so many troons here
im already in the process
wth
no I don't 
magic rock
real
just wanted to speak the language of the server
got it
fucked up evil jerma
Alo chat
it's over for malebrained stalgercels
2.5 weeks already
lets go
congrats
congradulado
okay last one
KRINGE
im transitioning to a corpse
imagine being
im rotting into sludge
beiny
beiny
stfu
Beiny

I return from a shower and time to take a guess on how long my hair will actually stay down and not go into space (won't stay down for 5 minutes I fucking bet you)

Delight my man
i don't even wanna
yapper
:3
I speak Yapanese yes
Fluent
:3 moment
indeed :3
@warm drift Π΄Π° ΠΏΠΎ ΡΠ΅Π±Π΅ Π±ΡΠ΅ΠΉΠ½ΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΏΠ»Π°ΡΠ΅Ρ
Piss off
piss on
π³
π₯Ί
ΠΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡ ΡΠ°ΠΌ Π² ΡΡ ΠΊΠΈΠ½ΡΠ»?
were female mercs created by medic injecting estrogen into his medigun?
ΠΠΈΡΡ ΠΏΠΈΡΠ΅Ρ
ΠΡΡΡΡ
yes
fair

Not fair
Spunchybob
if you teleport over 100 times in 1 match you unlock the fem version of the merc you're playing
ΠΡΠΌΡΠΌΡΠΌΡ
doesn't work with pyro
@narrow lotus very nice birb sir
wtf is this chat, context plz
no context
Two Russians and autists
We have a weekly russian feud here
I hate sand
so women are actually just sentient tumors confirmed?

I don't want it building up in my house
oh okay
Professional Chubby Chaser
π
wouldn't it technically be Waise and Wapeach?
or Weach (or written/spoken like witch?) and Wadaisy?
since the 'Wa' part is supposed to be a japanese play on "bad" being put in front of the name?
π€
Greenthings
portal 1 will turn 17 this year
@placid sail did you hear the news
SHIT THE FUCK UP
peak chelldos relationship
Fazbear guy
how do I do that
do it upside down idk
fun fact: it is
you saying I look like this? :3
Beaver tooth
so next year you'll be able to have sexual relationships with a copy of portal 1?
im not aussie
P! apple
yae
i guess but why would I
P!lemon
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YAE?
owned
yae
yae
modern flirting
What is he munching on
Honestly unbelievable
"I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT COPY OF PORTAL 1 "
also hiiii ledy :3
Wym "he?"
hello
Yae miko is a pink fox lady
.gg/tranners 
This is like my fucking cat minus the big eyes
Kitsune
Whats a lady
yeag
yeag
What are women
Never heard
im a visual learner btw

Make a studio and call it visual studio
you the type of person to post in femgen threads on tttt
no i'm just stupid
cori is the only funny german
made u look

A very high honor thank you
its not a very high bar mind you
there were some funny germans
trouble in titty terrorist town?
no
wtf is tttt
gwynevere π
its the lgbt board on 4chan
ttttrans
tuhtuhtuhtuh
i would ban madirex on the spot if i could
hate crime
what a high honor
we understand
Isnt there a group thats ashamed to be a part of lgbt

everyone
who the fuck is this
This guy was hillarious
Zicke Zacke Zicke Zacke-Jonny Buchardt 1973
Lass mal hΓΆren wo ist denn die Stimmung...
Zicke zacke...hoi hoi hoi...zicke zacke zicke zacke....hoi hoi hoi....hip hip...hurra...hip hip ....hurra....Sieg...
maja , brainfart legend
not really
night city legend...
W try not to make Flop joke challenge (impossible)
Imposibru
@narrow lotus (iedy) has been banned for reason: I'm faster
speed
Lol
honestly quite incredible
L

Anyway


by the power of Allah Iedy shall bypass the ban
mods warm both sides of his pillow
P!who
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this was the funniest shit in 2013
My aim is getting worse and worse
I cast: "Greater Pebble in shoe"
I just reply to wrong people
mods untie one of his shoelaces
I miss the hot vampire lady pfp
P!lemon
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So Cori is German? 
Yea
i can bring her back if you want
I dont make that a secret
cori's south danish
I live in the NORTH
its just hidden skull is kinda iconic
on the coast
the East coast
normal vs microwaved
hidden how
you live in western sweden
:<
hidden skull
obviously detected
omg literally me
smh
visible skull
gonna crush ur skull soon, in 5-10 business days
me when im detected
jk :3
relatable
getting lasik on tuesday 
if you're griffith
im Casca
fr
i hope you dont get that thing where it permanently itches the cornea
not to get politcal but
yeee
SODAAAAAAAAA
BURY ME BURY ME
I stopped drinking soda
how much? like $3k?
im addicted to soda
dr pepper goes so hard
L
slightly over 2k (china)
i love pepsi
okay but why are hyena fursonas always muscular baddies with piercings?
ah ok my friend also had lasik with similar price
i mean what
wait what wdym china
cori what the fuck
no no you have a point
getting it here
vote to kill cori plz
the ones I've seen are twinks and tomboys, so idk what you're talking abt
No no usually they are strong women
with huge cocks
cori pull up proof
I dont think i can
enough brainfart chat for today, u guys have spooked me away for now
chill ass hyena
pussy
Im happy to be of service
yeah because real hyena females have huge dicks
do they?
pseudo
OF course you would know this
:3

I'm just guessing :3

Can it run Gamma on 75fps? 
can it run doom
π€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Όπ€Ό
no it doesn't have legs it can't run
you can run doom
Ah yes, legs

1fps gaming is where its at
Sammy hiii
how many died
if you insist
only gamma rays if you overclock this to 10 GHz
posting mechwarrior/battletech memes now
"Hallooooo :)"
alo
why does he sound like this guy so eerily kekw
10 gHz can run like a Shlepa on the road to pelmeni
guys did you hear about the new type of magnet that dropped?
lmao good question
Blackwatch is more horrifying
Altermagnets
have existed in theory for years
but have been measured for the first time
did you hear about the time crystal
what is a time crystal
black watch is based
idk but its something
that sounds liek goobledigook
they're gonna go down in history
kinda is
science shit
they made the first one that's lasted for a good while
like 40 minutes
im too dumb for science
"If you hear bagpipes, start running, cause you will get extra few minutws before you die"
IQ: Cori
fun fact
better be fun
lol
no one else in my year
surely you passed
literally
true
IQ: Cori fr

cori beat the braindamage allegations?
They also made me take a test for dyslexia
Because i kept misspelling stuff
But i got 0 mistakes on the dyslexia test


ur doing fine in english
i dont see the big deal
I can barely read or write in my own language and I have no idea how I got to this point
im gonna have to learn more languages
I have already forgotten an entire education of both french and spanish
related
This is how you look justifying his actions
this is how I look justifying MY actions
i took spanish and uhmm
Im still smarter than the average person
cheated the entire time :DDDD
Muy bien
linus is now a low grade tech shiller
he always has been
The US is on the verge of winning a culture victory
he used to be medium grade, but now... damn
POV: you're regarded
I speak english to my brother
i mean
and used to speak english to my ex bf
prolly?
we are all german
But we aren't immune
@oblique spire bro this u?
I can only speak my native language just enough to talk with my relatives and thats it, but reading and writing it, is joever
did you ever buy vr
should i go retail
WHATS YOUR USERNAME
what if its some bumfuck nowhere store that gets like 30 customers a day
mind numbingly boring
you want stuff to do
:3
:3
:3
who
time to kill all these people with a sledgehammer
@amber marsh
after 4 months
i still have mine from 2019
lucky you
winning it internationally, losing it domestically π
Footjob with grippy socks please queen?
i dunno construction
WE CAN'T BE STUPID
IF YOU'RE ALL STUPIDER THAN US
im a frail twink i aint built for that
whore
try me bitch, I'll see your skull split open like a banana peel
:3 please do
idk maybe
pays well enough
see u in 5-10 business weeks
theres not that many gae prostitutes
I'll be here
okay how much
for you it's free obviously :3
I wanna buy this
looks expensive
i could go on grindr and find someone in like 5 minutes, so who would pay for that
it's one of the older battletech models so yeah, it's 'spensive π
but not as expensive as WH models
OPPAA
Omg covid vaccine
insulin cat
its isumi's server

Should have realised that walking red flag would use hello kitty emotes
if I had the stupidity to buy into warhammer kits I'd go for the imperial knights easily
cuz these mech designs FUCK
me when the warhammer costs 40k or something (I know jackshit about it)
then shut your dog ass up
were a fuck ton
gayass
man I do warcraft not warhammer
I don't understand the lore yk
yeah it's because GW are hoes
all I know is it costs 40k
yea no I'm joking, WH is way too much
and it's expensive as sin
bound to be cheaper in the longrun
true
resin printers are pretty cheap
They should hook up 3d printers to like fax machines
so i can just send you a random 3d model
and you can make more than just wh40k mechs with em
I'd send 3d dick and balls to people's 3d printer

3d dragon dick, thanks cori
canis rex looks so damn cool holy damn
wha
mmmmmmid
very basic cori
yea? canis and canine is the same root word, it refers to hounds
if this was a red rocket joke or something it was WEAK
nocturne
there is a certain brand of
thingies
yes cori we get it
I have it yea
I DONT THINK THEY GET IT
yes cori we know about nova too
I've USED it
Yea i bet you do
yeah you don't need to BET because I DO
Gayass
you prolly have a chance too lmaooooo
I took 12 inches of chance, you think I'm gonna turn my head at teeny little rex?
gayass
yea
weak
shut your ass up
anyways
i know you cant
π
is that an L or something
I might've done 14, I didn't measure it that well
16 inches is the XL
good pb
with kisses :3
they sell uhh
enhancers
i guess
I know
no
just jelp 
surely
That would almost double my size
not with that attitude π
that would be stupid
you dont need to reach that far anyways
reach for the stars
reach for the belly button
how about just holding hands or something?
that works for me :3
armiger helverin also looks sick
I gotta stop looking at these, I'm gonna buy it on impulse
and I don't even know where I'd put them
impulse buying is eeevil
guns if in murica (sadly im not)
true
guns are gae(derogatory)
I'm in a fencing club, and cori wants to fence with me some day so I gotta get my hands on a pair of fencing swords π
and fencing attires of course
I do kendo myself, but wanna dip my toes into fencing
impulse bought a toy, what a mistake
copter
@rose ferry Have i told you that my trainer is tryna get me ready to start doing local tournaments

hey, report channel is my place, Iedy
ya

I did fencing once
pretty fun
aaaa WENDIGO
how is it as an actual hobby
wendigo, I'm remember how you muted me
I mean i get good practice because in my group are literally 2 previous state winners lol
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and obvs they won more locally too

hey, it's scary, not funny
YOOOO BLIGHT
@narrow lotus alo bird man
yes
make my nose dissapear?
Yello
Bukkake?
bukcake
Boo cake
AH
I have faith
Alo cori
I really wanna get some video footage of myself during practice
maybe they're washed cori
so i can analyse myself
so it turns out that Ehacker is trying to take away my place?
They are not washed
They beat my ass everytime

in fencing right
Alo @uncut obsidian do summary
kendo is just fencing but with wood
sword fighting is swordfighting
Isnt that called a training
no
if you say so
Nah the actual full contact sport is done with bamboo swords
So its easy to conceal a real sword
become like that one british guy
without the nose
Voldemort ?
yeah him
Nobody nose
fucking leave

Such truth
I just don't if I'd call either COOLER than the other
im an eepy kinda guy
we use Γ©pΓ©e's at my club
cool
IT'S NOT CALLED EEPY
I personally would be more interested in sabre
I think we used epees when I did it as a kid
but i will eepy fence too
never fence eepy
you'll get foiled
the sabre fencing went out of style because it's more limited, so idk if I'd be that into it
isnt a foil just like an epee but only torso
my hair is already starting to curl up nononono u cant do this to me
I straighten this bitch out painfully
like swinging the sabre was always an inherently disadvantageous move compared to stabbing
so now we just bend the blade downwards instead for the same effect
looks alot goofier ngl
maybe for a fun round
but we DO have lightsaber duels sometimes
damn why do all the cool hobbies cost so much






