🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

if only there was an option to romance her

[slender rock]

[pastel quartz]

yeah I saw

all I saw in her was the type of mf to attend a bs riot for a bs reason like bug rights, with the dyed hair and pseudo karen hairstyle

but she does introduce v to braindances that was important to the konpeki plaza heist(wich fucking failed)

[green schooner]

yeah thats as far as i got

before it started clapping my pc

just trying to do side quest claps you

[pastel quartz]

and thats why taking time on your game is important

[green schooner]

i did

doing side quest

clapped it to

so I just followed main story

[pastel quartz]

gsc should learn from cdpr

[green schooner]

bsg should learn from every other dev

my pc is sounding like a ps4

[pastel quartz]

and hope stalker 2's release doesnt end up like cyberpunk

[green schooner]

yeah i kinda

pre orded that

[pastel quartz]

speaking of ps4

remember cyberpunk on the ps4 on release?

[green schooner]

no

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

remember how cyberpunk was mess because cdpr rushed it?

[solar obsidian]

yes

[pastel quartz]

well, let me tell you about it, not even rendered, and fps less than 30

[solar obsidian]

its too late for stalker 2 anyway, they cant seem to delay it anymore

god knows how much its finished

[pastel quartz]

better hope gsc knows what they're doing

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

they haven't released or made a game in years

and god knows if they're still using the old engine

[solar obsidian]

they are using UE5 for stalker 2

[pastel quartz]

oh good

[mystic bluff]

i do feel like it'd be interesting if they made their own engine but then again making your own engine is practically outdated nowadays

guess we'll see what they can cook up with ue5

[fiery plover]

UE5 is soo good. It very easy to modify, and graphics just insane

I used unity for 4 years, and installed UE5 less than a week ago, and it better in all possible ways

[proud torrent]

Brainfart

Facebook-esque quiz to ridicule eachother about

https://www.idrlabs.com/food-disgust/test.php

[fiery plover]

https://youtu.be/UN7SBXJj2pc?si=SdHnky_kgX8M_PCd

[proud torrent]

I think my tastes show right away

[gleaming grove]

A delay game is eventually good

A rushed game is always bad

Idk how much true that is

[visual stirrup]

negative

duke nukem forever

[gleaming grove]

Marmalade with mold on surface?

You mean its already spoiled?

[proud torrent]

Someone make the cursed unhygienic tiktok chef take the test

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1130101184812818465/mattress_juice.mp4

[solar obsidian]

they dont have the resources for it.

[proud torrent]

Professional chefs have the worst cooking habits they know what wont kill em and walk that line

[uncut obsidian]

exactly lmao

there's also a question about eating bread that had mold removed from it

bruh if there's even a millimeter of mold on the bread then it's already everywhere on it

https://youtu.be/4ro8sPOgCBg

[proud torrent]

On numerous ocassions I have eaten bread with the spored bits picked off

Join the hivemind cowards

[uncut obsidian]

yummy mold

[pastel quartz]

let them cook🗣️🔥

[gleaming grove]

Who the hell eating non moldy part of moldy bread

Thats like you are asking to see god

[pastel quartz]

the mold aint spread yet

[gleaming grove]

@pastel quartz Oh cholera

Czy to freddy fazbear?

Ugh ugh ugh ughhh ughh

[uncut obsidian]

except that it did

[pastel quartz]

I had a few oopsies with baguettes I didn't seal in containers, there was mold, but I just cut off the part that was moldy

[gleaming grove]

Why u like mold

Are u ethan winter

[pastel quartz]

there was no visible mold

[proud torrent]

@pastel quartz the mold you see is just its spores/fruiting to spread more, the fungus itself is inside the bread

[heavy peak]

Inside yo head

[pastel quartz]

oh I see, the hidden mold

you mean

[tulip ravine]

Mold is just flavour

I like the mold

[final cedar]

From whom?

[tulip ravine]

It lives inside of me

[proud torrent]

I have eaten the hidden spores too Im fine

[tulip ravine]

The mold needs a home

Give the mold a home in your intestinal tract

[proud torrent]

Mold haters on their way to each cheese and save their life with penecillin based antibiotics

[tulip ravine]

Fr

[pastel quartz]

I usually microwave the clean part of moldy bread

[tulip ravine]

STAND UP IF YOU LOVE THE MOLD 🧍

[uncut obsidian]

there's different types of mold, the one you ate wasn't that dangerous

but there are dangerous types

[pastel quartz]

analogue horror type shii

[tulip ravine]

I’m a Brit

Basically same thing

[final cedar]

what is a mycelium? How does spore production work?

[proud torrent]

Do you think I store my bread in a filthy black mold ridden bathroom

[uncut obsidian]

judging by how you describe it, maybe

[pastel quartz]

I have no idea, I just don't like the idea of throwing food

[final cedar]

that checks out, you got your retardation from all the mycotoxins you ingested over the years, tragic

[pastel quartz]

blud I'm on discord, You expect me to use my head?

[final cedar]

your babies gonna come out looking like this

[broken topaz]

cute

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/ghyihfuTaf3.gif

[tulip ravine]

I wanna make up right nah nah nah 🗣️

Haven’t heard this for years

[heavy peak]

Take the test already

[pastel quartz]

I am NOT thinking properly when using discord bruh🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

[tulip ravine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ARJhjuI6TNYZCxYygFQ4F?si=dZccUJCQTJila1X8KWWJFg&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A1MrVyryuyo3AivB6B3XnCG

Prime akon is a w

[final cedar]

what test

I never played TLOU

[uncut obsidian]

https://www.idrlabs.com/food-disgust/test.php

[gleaming grove]

Isnt blue cheese just moldy cheese

[tulip ravine]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

yes

they make it moldy on purpose

[tulip ravine]

The mold must find a new host to live inside

[feral kiln]

it appears I am immune

[tulip ravine]

It can feed off your warm stomach

And grow

Leaving a fuzzy exoskeleton of mold

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-disgusteng-disgust-gif-5456694

[pastel quartz]

you know what else is worse? the cheese with the maggots in 'em

[tulip ravine]

I can do that perfectly

The accent

[uncut obsidian]

once again, there are different types of mold, some of them can cause terrible permanent damage

[tulip ravine]

I once swallowed maggots and pissed out flys

But no that’s a recurring dream of mine

[uncut obsidian]

So you were pregnant at some point

[tulip ravine]

Pretty wild

[uncut obsidian]

🫃

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck

[feral kiln]

I don't eat much foods that can get mold tho

[tulip ravine]

Fuck me that was a shit attempt

I can’t be too loud family will beat my arse

To get the accent you really need to shout it

No other way

[tulip ravine]

Course mate

I’m preggers rn bro

[feral kiln]

I live off of microwave meals, mre's, fast food, yogurt, fruit cups, and granola bars

[heavy peak]

Shit
I Need MRE's in my life while im at work

[pastel quartz]

I live off baguettes, grape wine, and pasta

[tulip ravine]

I live off the emo girls at my uni growling at me

Icl it’s fucking weird

[heavy peak]

God metro
You're disgusting

[final cedar]

"Insect contaminants"
Bruh they been talking about dishes specifically using insect as ingredients

[pastel quartz]

those exist?

[tulip ravine]

Ye

[final cedar]

never had meal worm?

[tulip ravine]

Some red dye is made from crushed beetle

[final cedar]

lipstick yeah

[pastel quartz]

no....

what the fuck is a meal worm

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/XRsu.gif

[pastel quartz]

I'm scared

[tulip ravine]

Don’t you frenchies eat snails

[pastel quartz]

yeah, but not worms

[final cedar]

I got a little meal worm "farm" which gets rid of my bio trash, you can freeze them, toast em and grind them down to make pretty insane protein supplement for certain foods such as patty or stew

[tulip ravine]

Yous arguably worst texture in existence

[tulip ravine]

Worms are goated I just hate the juice

[final cedar]

those worms are also not slimy, hard exoskeleton

[pastel quartz]

thats pretty much just escargot, wich is just steamed snails

[tulip ravine]

The fucking juice knocks me sick

[final cedar]

they're pretty much land shrimp

[feral kiln]

pacific Pow's know this one

[tulip ravine]

No lad

When you bite into them your getting a worm gut cumshot to the fsce lad

It’s fucking gross

[broken topaz]

Sounds cool

[pastel quartz]

oh so its in a form of protein supplement?

[tulip ravine]

Piss off cori

[final cedar]

dude, cook your shit, non-denatured proteins are a meme

[broken topaz]

[tulip ravine]

Cook my shit?

Damn your food disgust really is low huh

[final cedar]

you don't eat raw eggs, do you?

[tulip ravine]

Why is that bad

[pastel quartz]

why would you assume that from him

[tulip ravine]

But yeah I sometimes do when I go gym

[final cedar]

good point... mayonnaise

[tulip ravine]

But that’s more of a shot

And here all hens are vaccinated from salmonella anyway

[final cedar]

If you got hens with a good immune system their salmonella count is low enough to eat raw eggs

[tulip ravine]

We do they just have to be vaccinated by law anyway

[broken topaz]

There is a guy on instagram, that is eating raw chicken until he gets a tummy ache

He is on like day 26

still no tummy ache

[tulip ravine]

The tummy ache

[final cedar]

if you castrate a male chicken their immune system goes into overdrive and you can actually eat the flesh raw. I read that in some bougie food blog a while back

[broken topaz]

https://www.tiktok.com/@therawchickenexperiment?lang=en

huh for some reason

some videos got removed

ffs

[tulip ravine]

I wonder why

I think I got sick from somet I got at uni tho

Can’t specially say what

[broken topaz]

he's doing the lords work

[tulip ravine]

But I shat me guts out after lunch

They put the bathroom out of commission fam

[final cedar]

Some old lady, neighbor of my parents, has that rooster farming technique down to an artform, best soup stock chicken you can get. The older the chicken the higher the zinc concentration in the fat

[pastel quartz]

OH GOD

[pastel quartz]

thats possible?

[tulip ravine]

So what your saying is

If I was to say

Freeze a chicken right

Leave it for 60 years

[final cedar]

no

[tulip ravine]

Would it be the best chicken I ever done tasted

[final cedar]

it needs to be alive to be able to take on all those minerals and stuff

[pastel quartz]

aged chicken

[tulip ravine]

I’ll dry age a chicken

[final cedar]

like 2 year old chicken is best for when you need soup for a cold

[tulip ravine]

Leave it in oven for 10 years BOSH

Water on the ashes you got a broth

[pastel quartz]

someone dry aged a stake for a month, the taste is gone

[final cedar]

dry aging is also something I never understood

you waste like 40% of prime beef just so it tastes beefier?

[ruby minnow]

i am a dwarf

and i need to dig a hole

[final cedar]

what do you put into the hole?

[tulip ravine]

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE

[final cedar]

Where are those armenians, syno?

[ruby minnow]

dead

[pastel quartz]

qIts an acquired taste for some poeple

[ruby minnow]

and california

[tulip ravine]

Syno

[ruby minnow]

my man

[tulip ravine]

My favourite Turk

How are you my man

[ruby minnow]

my favoruite english

i'm fine man how are you

[tulip ravine]

Good mate

Fucking around in css

Uh what else

Watching the halo series

Season 2 dropped this year irrc

[ruby minnow]

i will probably rewatch breaking bad with a mate of mine who hasn't watched it yet

[tulip ravine]

Skylark we need to cook mef

[final cedar]

you gonna tell him every time a new character is shown if they live or die?

[pastel quartz]

the perfect dry age is the outside is dry and the inside is still tender

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-eating-enormous-fat-hello-there-gif-20202771

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/RBGiCyINbtQ?si=dwjImgQCqGPeIiic

[final cedar]

guess what you do with the dry part? That's going into the trash

[pastel quartz]

so the dry part is crispy when you cook it

[final cedar]

how are you still alive

the outside of a slab of dry aged meat is literally toxic

[ruby minnow]

no

[pastel quartz]

I grew up in a household where they eat stuff like that almost daily

used to it

[final cedar]

you mean air cured?

[pastel quartz]

thats the cooking process

[pastel quartz]

nah, dry aged

[final cedar]

so you're saying you also eat the yellow parts?

[broken topaz]

just take a bite

[pastel quartz]

how they dry age this stuff is they keep the beef in an enclosed environment

[broken topaz]

I hate to say it

[atomic crane]

What's wrong with the outside

[broken topaz]

but Stella is actually correct on this

[pastel quartz]

It isnt yellow anymore after you cook it

[atomic crane]

I would eat it

[broken topaz]

If you dryage properly the outside contains no mold and is safe to eat

However

[final cedar]

so it looks like this?

[broken topaz]

it wouldnt really be good

Its tough

You can however grind it up and use it as seasoning

[pastel quartz]

when its cooked, the outside doesnt look like that anymore

[broken topaz]

I've seen people do that

[pastel quartz]

and isnt beef jerky just dry aged beef?

[broken topaz]

no

not quite

[atomic crane]

smoked

silly

[final cedar]

beef jerky is dried before any bacteria or mold is able to grow

it's done in like 12h

high temp

[atomic crane]

im gonna eat your bacteria and mold metro

[final cedar]

get your own mold

[pastel quartz]

the cooking process is also a distributing factor, just as a normal steak, while its cooking in the pan, you splash it with the melted butter in the pan, to get into the nook and cranies

[atomic crane]

but heres the butter baster

[gleaming grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdkVzkIGjp0

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-jam-gif-18774874

[pastel quartz]

after that process, the outside Isn't as crusty anymore

[final cedar]

Or you sous vide it and get a perfectly tender medium

[atomic crane]

did you just suggest i boil a steak

[pastel quartz]

tender? dry aged steak

[atomic crane]

why dont you come over here so i can kick your ass

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian new hidden phone appeared in the oil fields (cp2077)

[final cedar]

you don't like sink steak?

[uncut obsidian]

A what in the what

[atomic crane]

never had

[pastel quartz]

the only tender part is gonna be the middle, the outside is gonna have a crispy texture

[final cedar]

the myth that french cuisine is top tier just got destroyed

[heavy peak]

Yes

[atomic crane]

what what in thebutt

[gleaming grove]

it's just a GTA SA order easter egg

nothing very interesting

[pastel quartz]

thats just coming from me, not all french poeple

[heavy peak]

No
That easter egg is on the other side of the map

[pastel quartz]

thats just my side on the topic of dry aged steaks

[final cedar]

man I want some cheese boiled steak at some point

https://youtu.be/vLgEO0E0ncY

fucking disgusting

I must taste the forbidden steak

[broken topaz]

why

[pastel quartz]

they also do these dry aging techniques where they wrap the beef in butter before they dry age them

[final cedar]

rancid butter, yum

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian
Anyway
Travel to the oil fields, and inside one of the huts you will find a yellow wall mounted phone.
Call this number: 43 77 49 46

[gleaming grove]

isn't that the number at the monk statue

[pastel quartz]

never tried one so I don't know how it tastes

[final cedar]

does it need an update or is that in version 2.0?

[gleaming grove]

pretty sure it's 2.11

[heavy peak]

2.11

[final cedar]

ugh, I thought they were done

[pastel quartz]

theres still bugs

atleast credit cdpr, they're trying to save their game

[heavy peak]

2.11 has introduced bugs i didn't experience before

[final cedar]

nothing to save, it's a pretty good game

so still more content? interesting

[heavy peak]

Input lag, audio desync, and lod issues

[uncut obsidian]

I'm in a different city rn and not near pc

[pastel quartz]

the promised features they anticipated during cyberpunk's hype

its even better that they're adding more features

[final cedar]

stuff like that makes me glad they using unity for the sequel

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/masive-skill-issue-skill-issue-yakudza-gif-14004060172467418456

[heavy peak]

UNITY???

[final cedar]

sorry

I meant to say Unreal

[final cedar]

btb, did unity recover after the TOS shitstorm?

I faintly recall that they axed the CEO responsible

[heavy peak]

Idk
I haven't followed unity to know that even happened

[pastel quartz]

phantom liberty was a fire dlc, new map, plus guns, and an alternate ending

[heavy peak]

The campaign in it is somewhat more interesting than the main game

[pastel quartz]

yes

especially aurore cassel

[heavy peak]

God

Her accent

Spoiler

[pastel quartz]

my bad

[pastel quartz]

makes you forget that she went to jail

[final cedar]

there's so much more room to use this fancy ||new face cloaking tech|| for other missions

shame really

[heavy peak]

Can't even use it frequently to escape da polis

[pastel quartz]

I wish there was an option to keep aurore's voice and face

[final cedar]

can't really expect them to completely overhaul the 1.0 story line

[heavy peak]

The story is fine
Just short

Especially not letting us know Jackie more

[final cedar]

true. prelude takes almost half the game feels like

[pastel quartz]

worse part, If jackie survived in that car, he woulda died anyway

[uncut obsidian]

the police in 2077 is so boring

you never have to engage with them and if you do it's just accidentally hitting a civilian in front of a cop

[heavy peak]

[hasn't challenged maxtac]

[uncut obsidian]

and then you just have to stand still for a minute and they're gone

[pastel quartz]

one shotted, and they literally drop like 5 mfs with bossfight like healthbars

[uncut obsidian]

i don't think there are missions that give you a wanted level either

[heavy peak]

How so?

[uncut obsidian]

Cops are literally just an unnecessary annoyance

[pastel quartz]

remember that dex backstabbed you, Imagine jackie, in that car, wounded

he's defenseless

[heavy peak]

Either both would die
Or they both would survive if jackie went together with v
Since his lardass wouldn't be able to do anything
And his huscle wouldn't fair well vs 2 of them.

Since he only catches V by surprise, so the other would have time to retaliate.

[pastel quartz]

if jackie survived

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-gif-1280811625972725657

[uncut obsidian]

gn

[final cedar]

best part about cyberpunk is still the teaser for me

so cool

[pastel quartz]

ah yes, melissa rory

[uncut obsidian]

that teaser set the expectations too high

[pastel quartz]

you can meet her in the story too, she's basically a maxtac member

[final cedar]

from the trailer it looked like she was part of a max tac false flag operation

as if they just picked her up after staging a cyberpsycho event, the timeskip didn't really shine through

[heavy peak]

You can also attack her after you meet her, to get a chance of her dropping the maxtac mantis blades

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

[final cedar]

the wiki still lists them as unobtainable

scrubs

[heavy peak]

Lazy bums

You can obtain them 2 ways

[final cedar]

one is through hands, right?

[heavy peak]

Either attack her after jinguji gig.
Or through phantom liberty

[pastel quartz]

How are the stats

[heavy peak]

I think they are the same as the electro type mantis blades

Ii haven't equipped them to see if appearance is any different

[final cedar]

Monowire is too based to bother with mantis blades anyways

[pastel quartz]

electrified monowire

[final cedar]

actually sandevistan + katana is just so much fun I didn't bother with much else

I don't remember the smg I paired that build with, something with dummy high fire rate to bridge the gap

[pastel quartz]

yeah, it is, in like 1.5 before the satori got nerfed, it was fun running around slicing poeple up before they can even react

the satori used to be so good, the crit chance was so high it could crit everytime

200-500% crit chance

[final cedar]

you can still get high enough crit chance with perk combos in >2.0

[pastel quartz]

since the nerf I moved away from my old build, now its a netrunner-stealth build, silenced kongou and that prototype mkV arasaka smart smg you get in the industrial park

[final cedar]

Raiju probably my fav smg, just pens everything

[pastel quartz]

where do you get that

[final cedar]

Barghest gate cache

[pastel quartz]

oh, thought it was a smart gun, but however still would find it

[ruby minnow]

that isn't a smart gun?

[final cedar]

tech gun, can just slam the fire key and it'll still pen all, holding fire will focus all 3 burst rounds

[pastel quartz]

Ooh, are we talking about cyberpunk?

[pastel quartz]

smart guns target enemies automatically, all you have to do is pull the trigger

[pastel quartz]

I need to update my mods so i can play again

gud game

[ruby minnow]

i know

i've played cyberpunk

[pastel quartz]

some guns just tag one target, Iconic ones target multiple

[ruby minnow]

but that gun looks like a smart gun

[pastel quartz]

yeah, theres a smart pistol that kinda looks like that, but its tech

[pastel quartz]

nah, its missing the watchamacalits that make it into a smart gun

[ruby minnow]

i gotta wake up at 8

and its 6

[pastel quartz]

ngl a borderlands like shield system would go hard in cyberpunk

[ruby minnow]

pain

2 hours of sleep will be enough surely

[broken topaz]

I will be in the same boat later

[ruby minnow]

these 2 weeks

[broken topaz]

dw

[ruby minnow]

if i'm getting sleep

it was 5 4 3 2 hours

[pastel quartz]

just bring a thumbtack to stab into your thigh if you are tired

[ruby minnow]

actually no

not 5

only from 4 to 2

no wonder when i get the chance to sleep i sleep for hours

[pastel quartz]

you gotta farm a certain enemy for Idk how long to get a legendary shield

no thanks

[pastel quartz]

well ofc not with that aspect

[pastel quartz]

so just saying make it available in ripperdocs?

[pastel quartz]

yeah pretty much

or equipable like with grenades and guns

then yeah, It does sound good

especially because of how it would interact with different perks, damage types, and other cyberware

I'm already stressed with farming the nighthawking in borderlands 3

also would add to variety when it comes to enemy types

is mgsv good? the gameplay looks really interesting and in-depth

[pastel quartz]

yes

my reason why I played it is because it has big boss in it

i hear it has some of the best mechanics when it comes to the movement and gunplay when compared to other 3rd person shooters, i also just want to get into the metal gear games

[pastel quartz]

mgsV is a good start

play it for the gameplay, don't get into it for the lore

i have heard that mgs3 has the best story/lore and mgsv has the best gunplay

[pastel quartz]

yes

and i hear mgr is best if you dont treat is like and actual kojima game and just have fun with it

[river zealot]

i dont care what other say

i dont like the mgs5 gunplay

[pastel quartz]

why is that?

[pastel quartz]

I played mgr for the memes dude

I just spammed the parry keys

during every fight

how would you rank the metal gear games from worst to best?

[river zealot]

shoot gun for too long
more spread

[pastel quartz]

I've only played mgr, mgs5 and mgs

[pastel quartz]

thats just how it is in 2010-15 games

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-plus-cat-going-insane-crazy-cat-gif-20884565

[pastel quartz]

oh so you just dont like the spread on the guns?

fair enough

l4d2 has the same system, you walk or run the bullet spread gets worse

I don't like it either, but it values hitting accurate shots and not shooting willy nilly

[visual stirrup]

"I can be trusted around an F-35."

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane hi

borderlands krieg if he was real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1207863798812246026/01psycho.mp4?ex=65e131d2&is=65cebcd2&hm=2a29694a0e5b912d4afde1eece8aacdd89759fa036a6a40f031579aa848955dd&

[atomic crane]

oh my fucking god

[atomic crane]

:o

[glad carbon]

:3

[glad carbon]

do you have helldivers 2

[quartz ridge]

sanest warhammer man

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1199850713942073476/dumbass.gif

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975981372801941564/1056778134801879090/1672025812426654.gif

[broken topaz]

I must have fished that up when i was a kid

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-meme-face-cat-shocked-orange-cat-what-da-hell-gif-15285770798606642445

deep sea creature

[broken topaz]

Poor Isaac man

[weak jackal]

poor all of them

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-clarke-skate3-isaac-skate-dead-space-make-us-whole-gif-27485812

tbf

For my significant other

[broken topaz]

I would also suffer horrors beyond imagining

[weak jackal]

same

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-clarke-dead-space-skate3-issac-clarke-skate-gif-27454178

[broken topaz]

I used the isaac skin a bunch on skate 3 back in the day

[uncut obsidian]

no idea what any of these characters are

i mean right one is obviously sesbian lex

[weak jackal]

Isaac clarke from dead space
James from silent hill
LSTR from signalis

all survival horror games

[broken topaz]

smh

you got some catching up to do

on culture

[uncut obsidian]

nty

i won't have a pc soon enough anyways

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-gif-27535602

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bucktooth-smiling-emoji-shocked-happy-gif-14414340958514986407

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/dangerous-bear-hand-suck-kissing-gif-24681686

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cat-gif-23774444

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1172067240762425344/image0-156.gif?ex=655ef7ae&is=654c82ae&hm=2a67cee01b2ac9aa53218695be48b3a52750497b0557613fccfe7121ea306565&

[pale ingot]

[glad carbon]

thats a dog

[uncut obsidian]

miau

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-wtf-shocked-damn-oh-lord-gif-23280031

[atomic crane]

baourq

weuf

[pale ingot]

french dog

ew

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane did you get helldivers 2 yet :3

[atomic crane]

no

[pastel quartz]

guten morgen

[glad carbon]

do you still need the 25

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/elephants-foot-nerd-emoji-no-stop-making-me-receive8000roentgens-of-radiation-gif-26106933

[atomic crane]

yes 🥺

[glad carbon]

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257 mood

[pastel quartz]

is there anything I can do for you mate

[atomic crane]

same

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane check ur email lil buddy

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah, give me all your valuables

[finite quest]

no

[uncut obsidian]

bro looks like a forest gnome

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/call-an-ambulance-call-an-ambulance-but-not-for-me-call-an-ambulance-for-you-gif-18742399

[uncut obsidian]

mobilized gnome

[toxic sundial]

Gnome marksman

[atomic crane]

pipe bomb?

[glad carbon]

25 tb zip bomb

[atomic crane]

pipe bomb :D

[glad carbon]

19$ fortnite card

[atomic crane]

HOLY SHIT ITS THE 19 dolla fortnite card

aw

best wishes ❤️

mods, give this man +rep

[glad carbon]

mods, make this man pregnant

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905482513705758822/1197691110278053969/caption.gif

im gonna hunt ghosts for a bit i guess

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane download game and get some xp

[atomic crane]

im gonna buy game right now

[toxic sundial]

Rap snitches

Tellin on they business

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069667540151844884/1108776320000860201/15placek.gif

[toxic sundial]

Sit in the court and be they own star witness

[glad carbon]

saw someone self snitch about community service of all things

😭

[dim hare]

Mwah

[toxic sundial]

Do you see the perpetrator

Yeah I'm right here

Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years

[pastel quartz]

me in irl

[toxic sundial]

Anything for clout these days

[toxic sundial]

I mean I would stay far away from this person, might be the desired effect

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1013407481441038346/1207914042207772772/IMG_3205.png

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589519755615010828/1179208580843442216/mistakedance.gif?ex=6578f292&is=65667d92&hm=8b12de1d070ac46baed56f77af5e5aabfe08ce4a52a171969271e4ee55cbfc32&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cat-catch-gif-7953800

[dim hare]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1157201169404395554/1197449524784939079/togif.gif

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802871769252757526/1033110950519255150/3B2D171D-78C3-4A72-99C0-B886CCCF96F3.gif

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-shaking-head-fisheye-lens-gif-25374523

[dim hare]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/664276554427269155/1132249166379221024/caption-3-1.gif

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770173949111435304/1149918224645898240/A467C24B-8DE2-4A60-A4AB-442300BF55BF.gif

[toxic sundial]

This image just got me like 6 pings in another server thanks

[uncut obsidian]

is bro popular

[toxic sundial]

I suppose

[glad carbon]

niche internet microcelebrity nota

[toxic sundial]

I want to thank my mom and dad for being there to support me on this journey

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326822144233439242/1148076540068900994/1671563102461079553.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUFfBhZpLg

[glad carbon]

this sucks

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-andy-and-leyley-gif-8791370165591656028

[glad carbon]

op is freak writing his fake ass stories

[fading shuttle]

i cant believe they made the coffin of andy and leyley into a real thing

[river robin]

Caption: when you’re retarded because you wear a choker, dyed your hair blue and lost your nose in a freak accident.

[glad carbon]

too real

[atomic crane]

@glad carbon yrou'e not gonan blieve this

[pastel quartz]

oh yes

[pastel quartz]

youtube really broken

I saw video named

[glad carbon]

buy it with ur own cash

do you not have a card

[pastel quartz]

Officer claps a corpse that he don't know that she is still alive

[atomic crane]

its okay im just making funny meme

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck type of video is that

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/dangerous-bear-hand-suck-kissing-gif-24681686

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cute-gif-18081789

[rancid raven]

Holla esse dudes

What means brainfart chat? Only for brainfarts or what?

[pastel quartz]

for everything you can imagine

[glad carbon]

shitpost chat

just dont be an idiot

[rancid raven]

Oh wait

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jixHk6N0_4

[rancid raven]

Good place

[pastel quartz]

my anthem

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-lobster-activity-gif-25360671

[rancid raven]

I like it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-skeleton-lobster-speech-bubble-skeleton-appears-gif-24818768

[fading shuttle]

oh no

new people

[glad carbon]

mew*

[toxic sundial]

Neurolink users when I give them the 55 yottabyte zip bomb

[fading shuttle]

neuralink users when i shoot them

[glad carbon]

thats a yotta bytes

[pale ingot]

russians invading?

[livid plover]

[pale ingot]

[pastel quartz]

hello new exile

what have exiled you here

or why your exiled to begin with

[toxic sundial]

Dats illegal

[fading shuttle]

no

[toxic sundial]

Yeah

[livid plover]

im from #☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua

and @thin trench too

[pastel quartz]

just state why you got exiled i cant speak russian

same for your friend

[toxic sundial]

Unless you are In California

[livid plover]

i dont know

[pastel quartz]

lol

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929005092722606090/1103010874605707354/caption-6-1.gif

[livid plover]

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-griddy-griddy-dance-crazy-slow-gif-25486939

[pastel quartz]

your pfp

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/5TG515U

[hot snow]

my internet tweakin

good morning to the people who see this

[crimson flame]

dont you love it when your mage cast this spell on you

[glad carbon]

holy hell

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-tail-suck-tail-gif-21243409

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-borat-very-nice-verynice-thumbs-up-gif-25080066

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/rank-check-borann-boys-rank-discord-bot-discord-rnk-gif-21298108

i cant believe it

every russian in brainfart jokerge reacts

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-hot-tiger-cute-tiger-love-gif-9407020505836010165

[waxen rover]

[atomic crane]

[glad carbon]

what's with russians and the joker face

[waxen rover]

should i explain it short or fully ifaik?

[glad carbon]

there were like 8 emotes of it in some russian stalker server I was in

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

[glad carbon]

short

[atomic crane]

fully

[glad carbon]

long

[atomic crane]

full langth

[waxen rover]

There is quest room called "Ловушка Джокера" (Joker's trap) that had this joker's face; for some reason people started memeing shit out of this and here we are

[glad carbon]

aight

[atomic crane]

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/bedtime-story-reading-book-kanga-and-roo-story-telling-gif-5316057739635425425

[waxen rover]

I could look for memes but im lazy + uni

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-cat-stupid-tree-gif-14449883692431664425

[waxen rover]

Basically post-irony/21st century humour

[livid plover]

[waxen rover]

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/veryjokerge-gif-16663226618693274664

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/jokerge-inside-gif-516210194349882479

[inland jackal]

Morning

[slender rock]

not this shit again

FUCK SAKES

[glad carbon]

@slender rock I thought you loved lolcows and 4chan slop

[pastel quartz]

seems am out of touch

or that havent gone on my radar

mind any explanation blur?

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/another-day-in-paradise-paradise-yay-happy-working-from-home-gif-19593923

[coarse bear]

@vagrant zodiac

[inland jackal]

Whar

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/snowman-mewing-gif-10780355880827492718

[inland jackal]

Whar

[waxen rover]

#☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua message
Small compilation of jokerge memes

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-lovushka-gif-18122019

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978435766004899845/1207932517378949130/rathelp.gif?ex=65e171d2&is=65cefcd2&hm=8c1e5a27578bfc2ebed27bc5ce74ed842e646b63a0316f1e2237a6fc53b9243d&

[waxen rover]

tomfoolery

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905482513705758822/1197691110278053969/caption.gif

[eager igloo]

Aloo

[hot snow]

bro nothing is loading

what is my internet on

[livid plover]

https://tenor.com/view/yvispinnig-gif-5778358541083305797

[hot snow]

I gotta use fucking mobile data and even that sucks

[uncut obsidian]

how the fuck did you get exiled

[hot snow]

I love roblox

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

I found it

[livid plover]

idk

[uncut obsidian]

[glad carbon]

safest elevator in kygryzstan

[fading shuttle]

That's when Aldo disappeared

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/somehow-palpatine-returned-somehow-palpatine-poe-dameron-poe-gif-20849141

You when he comes back

[fading shuttle]

Real

[pastel quartz]

bit curious

but what maja has done

to be despised in brainfart

[lunar brook]

nothing wrong

[fading shuttle]

Everything wrong

[foggy pike]

Where's Falko?

[fading shuttle]

Dead

[glad carbon]

literally nothing except being slightly annoying at times

i guess it just adds up tho

[pastel quartz]

so being edgy and annoying

lol

[fading shuttle]

Not edgy

Just very annoying

[pastel quartz]

holy yapping of yapperton

[severe flicker]

Shh he's sleeping

[glad carbon]

yapping too much i guess

also bad spelling

[stone blade]

Alo gm

❤️

[pastel quartz]

alo

[stone blade]

Alo

who is you

brainfart exile moment

[uncut obsidian]

who's falko

[stone blade]

I'm falko

[foggy pike]

Italian Gachi

[uncut obsidian]

hi falko

[pastel quartz]

formerly known as hockey paly

lol

and idk you too

[stone blade]

thats more of a shame tbh

[pastel quartz]

indeed

i am a failure and a shame

[stone blade]

omg same

[tidal trellis]

Alo brainfart chat

[stone blade]

alo

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

[tidal trellis]

I awaken from my slumber

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/alo-tommy-vercetti-italy-italian-hello-gif-27334373

[fading shuttle]

No

[uncut obsidian]

prove it

[glad carbon]

@stone blade gm fako

[stone blade]

Alex always the skeptic

[stone blade]

I'm under cover

[uncut obsidian]

seems like you're lying

[livid plover]

brrrruh

[uncut obsidian]

it's clearly falko

[stone blade]

I'm clearly him

[toxic sundial]

Fako

[fading shuttle]

Nuh uh

[stone blade]

alex delulu

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-scared-me-when-me-when-you-said-what-you-just-said-my-reaction-gif-26238580

[uncut obsidian]

fasho

[toxic sundial]

Lotta people pick ass over tits but you can suck on ass

[storm stream]

huh?

[glad carbon]

[foggy pike]

Uvi

[toxic sundial]

Pretty self explanatory

[rancid iris]

[eager igloo]

Today's mood:

[grizzled meadow]

For anyone who doesn't know about the context, the second one is the host of the Sanremo Music Festival in Italy

[waxen rover]

ten years

[grizzled meadow]

In the joint

[foggy pike]

Ooo, Falco

Hello, my friend

[hot snow]

the ruski invasion is near I feel

[glad carbon]

not even close

[waxen rover]

chat is this real

[heady crow]

Eat shit kazuma

Wish i could play kiwami 1 with the original dubbing

[waxen rover]

its 2024 and there is no mod for that?

bruh

[hot snow]

there's minecraft sex mods

[waxen rover]

hip sex

[waxen rover]

fake

[pastel quartz]

indeed

i am shocked and spooked

[hot snow]

thus will make you feel better

[waxen rover]

bro got no fear resistance

[waxen rover]

[pastel quartz]

the milk said i owe money to the yakuza cows

i will go kick the bucket

stay safe yall

and have a nice day

[hot snow]

breaking za world

[grizzled meadow]

breaking za law

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1207868107683532871/Least_brutal_Hampster_death.mp4?ex=65e135d5&is=65cec0d5&hm=c65958cdf24609ac393e9742c523471577df4f2245af616cab84c7c9cbe3532c&

[waxen rover]

post crab deaths

[hot snow]

what crab

where

[slender rock]

idk, I think the ex friendo influenced me to like it as a mutual thing to guak at idiots but, lately eh... I kinda lost interest in following the IP2 community, and shit. also Cobes, apparently he regret the of age gothgirl... NakedandLaughing who is really out degen the boglim king cobes

dudes gonna die at this rate

but I haven't even bothered to follow blade much at the moment

idk

forg

[waxen rover]

crab sucked into underwater pipe due to delta p

[uncut obsidian]

there's no image of my house, actually

there's no Antarctica

[waxen rover]

bro living in white space

[slender rock]

he is the at the end of the void

complete whiteness, is at the end of the journey then you die or something idk

oh shit

I forgot to count this properly

23 hrs

[uncut obsidian]

23hrs what

[glad carbon]

fuck delta p, we stay winning with delta v

[fallow trellis]

no one says what fuck

like ever

stupid ass ven diaphragm

[inland jackal]

Alo

[hot snow]

well no one cares about your warframe either quinn

sit yo ass down

[inland jackal]

Good heavens Johanna

[hot snow]

I'm not a woman

but hello

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1207958759415218177/B9CB1A91-54FD-4815-9414-7FE3635F66BA.mov?ex=65e18a43&is=65cf1543&hm=cf0cc47b9f8f1f0e8ddf0a215f9d896d28f2eee1322d7d4b6e3ee20381936b47&

[hot snow]

britain man we have to be careful

the ruskies could invade at any moment

[tulip ravine]

Let them come

[hot snow]

I'm afraid of their jokerege

it's powerful

[storm stream]

they should be killd at birth

[tulip ravine]

John

My man

Just throw lead pipe at them

Use your skills

[toxic sundial]

[tulip ravine]

Nota

[hot snow]

I'm not gonna spend valuable metals as weaponry

[tulip ravine]

My favourite car enthusiast

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[storm stream]

valuable metals?

brother

[hot snow]

yes

[storm stream]

they put that shit in bullets

[tulip ravine]

Lead is like gold to him

[hot snow]

you know nothing about my culture

[hot snow]

iron is gold for us

lead is iron

or no copper is iron

[inland jackal]

The name only makes it better

[hot snow]

and lead is copper

[tulip ravine]

MODS STEAL HIS CATALYTIC CONVERTER

[storm stream]

so are your bullets made of offcuts of wood and jacketed in paper?

[hot snow]

we don't have bullets bro

we're like australia

we have like no guns

[glad carbon]

my hamster fell into the vent and got chopped into ribbons by the fan

[tulip ravine]

Hampter

Average hampter going on a side quest into the freezer

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-hamster-joji-gif-15938274

[storm stream]

not even the army?

[hot snow]

what army

[storm stream]

damn

[tulip ravine]

I don’t think you understand

The population IS the army

It’s kinda like how Birmingham is actually a psychological warfare division of the British army

[hot snow]

our most deadly weapon is our own inability to give a shit

[tulip ravine]

And London is just a fucking cess pit

[hot snow]

we'd rather run into a mountain of sword and needles than give up land

[hot snow]

birmingham

[tulip ravine]

You think brum is bad

Go to Croydon

[quartz ridge]

god please nuke birmingham

[hot snow]

what

[quartz ridge]

oh god a birmingham resident

[hot snow]

the fuck is crodon

[tulip ravine]

A place in London

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[tulip ravine]

A cesspit of the lowest in life mixed with gangs and drug dealing

[hot snow]

that doesn't narrow it down much

[tulip ravine]

They will stab you for £10

[tulip ravine]

That’s because it’s like

90% of London is the same

Only the centre is cool

[hot snow]

is that we're the big Ben is

[tulip ravine]

Yes

[hot snow]

dude what is wrong with my autcorrect

[tulip ravine]

Although everyone around there is rich and the centre is a big finance centre

[tulip ravine]

So that’s a w

[hot snow]

isn't gen z from 2000 to 2010

has google lied to me

again

[waxen rover]

dunno lol

dont care

[hot snow]

ok

now google is saying they're from 1990 to 2000

[inland jackal]

w

[hot snow]

I love google

[waxen rover]

Dark souls 2 my beloved

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/4j3Dl6izw8Y

[glad carbon]

dragonborn rolling up with armor made from the bones of a supposedly dead species to the peace summit

[placid sail]

pretty sure at the point of time before the summit, everyone is already getting softly pegged by dragons and no longer question their existence

[glad carbon]

softly

4k cctv footage of helgen

scrying orb capture

[placid sail]

well yeah softly because it doesn't feel like the apocalypse type event at all

oblivion gates felt like a more pressing matter

[glad carbon]

true

alduin was really mid

[placid sail]

the entire skyrim can be described as soul-crushingly mid

[glad carbon]

i think they shoulda had more dragons raid actual towns n stuff

not just sit on cliffs and maybe steal a cow or two

also the dlc pacing is weird in a similar way

go from killing the first dragonborn and ancient dragons to uhmm

[fading shuttle]

except dragons raiding towns were a massive annoyance

[glad carbon]

fighting vampires

[tulip ravine]

[fading shuttle]

id rather not have that

[tulip ravine]

TOFFEES ON TOUR

[placid sail]

the only thing happening in skyrim that felt like an actual event influencing the world was the civil war

and it was still mostly 10-20 dudes going around towns and breaking the communal property mostly

[fading shuttle]

hate stormcloaks

luv empire

[tulip ravine]

Sean dyche had a dream

To build a football team

[placid sail]

Toddy boy should feel ashamed to consider skyrim his crowning achievement

[tulip ravine]

We had no money so we signed our players on loannn

We play from the back

With cal in attackk

The school of science is one it’s way back

[glad carbon]

real

morrowind was mid but atleast the danger was a danger

same with oblivion

[placid sail]

prepare to die, orange entity

[tulip ravine]

Skyrim is just mid overall ngl

[glad carbon]

and then you got starfield where theres no reason to even progress the story

[tulip ravine]

falls into the same category at fallout

Fun to fuck around it

Boring after 5 mins

[glad carbon]

theres no world ending galactic danger u face

its just some rocks

[placid sail]

morrowind was kino

[glad carbon]

replay it

its kinda mid

[tulip ravine]

Cyberpunk 2077 beats all them games tho

[placid sail]

boblivion was good at times and at least hillarious the rest of the time

[glad carbon]

now.. morrowind with the elder scrolls 6 addon

that's kino

[tulip ravine]

Then again I play destiny 2 still

[placid sail]

and skyrim is truly mid, only mods save it

[tulip ravine]