🎪bruh-fart

[weak jackal]

the sisters not having kids isn't doing anything negative comparitively

[deep topaz]

he died with OW open

[weak jackal]

good

[pastel quartz]

dude, they are space nuns, dont expect them to have sex

[fading shuttle]

sedition like this is how humanity dies, the emperor would yell out of his rocking chair at you kids if he could

[weak jackal]

nuns are very very gay! historically

its like you never even played bayonetta smh

[pastel quartz]

are you trying to justify being lesbian?

[weak jackal]

he died as he lived, a dangerous schitzo

[pastel quartz]

nuns dont get these impure thoughts

[weak jackal]

No but i know my lesbo lore

[fading shuttle]

isnt bayonetta married to a dude canonically?

[weak jackal]

haha yeah nuns, go live alone with only women locked away for months at a time with only your thoughts haha

[weak jackal]

bayonetta 3 isn't canon don't worry

because if it is canon

its scary

[gleaming grove]

I thought Lesbian community would root for Pyrrah in Xenoblade

[weak jackal]

who

[pastel quartz]

dude, they just pray

[gleaming grove]

Or Mythra

[weak jackal]

is she one of the skinsuit ladies

[gleaming grove]

These

Skinsuit lady is Samus I believe

[deep topaz]

bayonetta got that weak chin

she needs to mew more

[weak jackal]

oh those

[pastel quartz]

no, I don't want to play the dmc clone but the main character is a "strong and independent woman"

[gleaming grove]

I have never played Bayonette

[weak jackal]

yeah no i haven't seen them mentioned in any queer spaces

[gleaming grove]

I just know her due to

Uh material

[weak jackal]

terrible opinion, genuinely awful, banishment to the titanium cube

[gleaming grove]

Titanium wut

[pastel quartz]

you think like a feminist

[weak jackal]

the titanium cube

all who enter

never return

[gleaming grove]

Ez

[weak jackal]

no not you

[gleaming grove]

Just go out the way they go in

[weak jackal]

you're cool

[pastel quartz]

thats crazy

[gleaming grove]

Yoooo

This is cool af

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-enjoy-i-like-nom-nom-gif-11040065238845078056

[gleaming grove]

Nerf dart gatling gun tho

Its cool af

[deep topaz]

you got mad pussy for having a gatling gun

or the nerf LMG

[grizzled meadow]

@weak jackal get down! The enemy sniper
Stay low and crawl along the ground

[gleaming grove]

So the nerf LMG

[pastel quartz]

just watch when the general population of men go down, ya'll mfs are gonna regret it

[gleaming grove]

I always think that was freaking cool as kid

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0300Uin_YA

new neo vid

bestie

[grizzled meadow]

I saw the thumbnail and the title few hours ago, I thought it was a livestream

Thank you for letting me know

[gleaming grove]

I wonder

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DqeZZ8ks_SI?feature=share

[gleaming grove]

Why they need a katana so long

[pastel quartz]

get it

[pastel quartz]

thats an odachi

[grizzled meadow]

This dude is in everyone shorts

[fading shuttle]

🤓

[pastel quartz]

it was made for horseback combat

[gleaming grove]

I only want a Tanto

[pastel quartz]

long blade and on a horse, do the math

[gleaming grove]

But to get one is expensive as hell

[pastel quartz]

because you pay for the tamahagane too

and the fittings

[fading shuttle]

Also known as shit steel

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[pastel quartz]

a katana is really shit in actual

theres a reason it has a soft spine

[fading shuttle]

No

[pastel quartz]

because it absorbs the impact of cuts, if it was just pure tamahagane, the blade would snap

they folded the blade so many times in the forging process,in turn that made it hard, but brittle

they shoulda just sticked to the chinese swords they had before

[fading shuttle]

🤓

[visual stirrup]

Japan is not known for it's iron reserves
making the best out of what was available

weeaboos can fuck off, though

[gleaming grove]

They didn't invite foreigner in

[midnight cloud]

They shouldve made guns lmfao not swords everyone knows guns beat everything

[gleaming grove]

But they did invite 2 nukes

[gleaming grove]

Pretty sure Japanese was known to be like fanatic to the emperor

Like scarily fanatic

[visual stirrup]

pretty sure Japan had produced massive amounts of flintlocks

[gleaming grove]

They also used a lot of metals to make ships too

And aircraft

[pastel quartz]

tamahagane is made out of smelting iron sand, they made the most of what they had

Its still shit but you get the point

[gleaming grove]

Read that in reality

Samurai is likely to never touch their Katana in battle

They use the spear blade

And other stuff

[weak jackal]

i mean lots of weapons were used

[pastel quartz]

yeah, they were mostly using naginatas

[quartz ridge]

Tfw tfw

Samuria would pull out their blicky once they found out how to get them

[gleaming grove]

Also because once you draw your katana it takes blood to reseathe it

[pastel quartz]

they did use the predecessor of the katana in battle though, the tachi, the katana is purely just for drip

[gleaming grove]

And it might sound weird but the Japanese are all into it

[visual stirrup]

I am aware of this

I am under the impression that shitty Japanese iron can not be used to make quality swords
the form of the katana ( and other japanese swords) is from working around this limitation

I was arguing against your claim about staying with Chinese swords

[pastel quartz]

the fancier the design of the tsuba is, the more of an indicator of their status

[gleaming grove]

When did Japan start having a national army

[pastel quartz]

they have guns, but its more like volleys

[gleaming grove]

Instead of feudal armies

[pastel quartz]

japan bought guns in bulk when the americans introduced it

[quartz ridge]

Mann if eel like i know what a sumaeria would have felt

[gleaming grove]

Samurai: you guys will lose this battle give it up

The 45-70 Gatling Gun: Nah I'd win

[quartz ridge]

Imagine talking shit then having a flint lock pulled on you

[pastel quartz]

they did lock off the country during the shogunate

[quartz ridge]

Tfw holly wood managed to make a historically accurate movie but manage to then add tom cruise in it who BECOMES AA SAMURAI

[pastel quartz]

so meaning no trading of any kind for them

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[gleaming grove]

Idk

There were white samurais

[quartz ridge]

And black ones too

[gleaming grove]

Including Douglas Mc Arthur

Well General McArthur isnt samurai

[quartz ridge]

I mean would he even count though

[gleaming grove]

More like Japanese praised him to be shogunate ish or something

I like how back then the way people engage in firefight is just stand in formation and shoot volley of volley

Which is why Russia lost in Sino Russian war

[pastel quartz]

man what I'd give to be a geisha in the heian period, likely as some samurai's housewife but at that period, there were no wars

[gleaming grove]

I thought you are a girl

[pastel quartz]

I am

[gleaming grove]

Interesting

[pastel quartz]

but I'm not japanese, but instead french-italian

[visual stirrup]

I genuinely don't understand how that managed to persist for hundreds of years

Does everyone firing simultaneously actually provide that much of a multiplier?
I feel like it would have always make made more sense to have the infantrymen spread out and try to get low while picking targets for themselves
(I'm aware that you can't reload a muzzleloader from the prone position)

[gleaming grove]

Idk

Battle tactic was weird

[deep topaz]

early guns were around the time when "honor" was still a thing

present yourself to thy enemy so he knows who killed him

[gleaming grove]

In early of WW1 it was the same thing too I believe

[deep topaz]

no "underhanded" tactics

[gleaming grove]

They lined up to shoot volley

Until the Machinegun mowed them down

[quartz ridge]

Game was running on a turn based RPG until the devs changed the system to become a FPS instead

[visual stirrup]

And individual soldier initiative didn't exist yet

[gleaming grove]

It sounds like they have no common sense

But it happened

[pastel quartz]

ah yes, disobey your shogun, you seppuku infront of him

[uncut obsidian]

what did i wake up to

[gleaming grove]

I believe thats why French thought of WW1 is going to end in 3 months

[deep topaz]

twomad dead

[gleaming grove]

But it lasts for 4 years

[gleaming grove]

twomad dead

[visual stirrup]

Most of the European powers were used to bullying their colonies
didn't understand what would happen if the other side also had machineguns

[uncut obsidian]

"from overwatch to overdose is crazy"

[weak jackal]

2mad died, turns out he was kind of a monster

[uncut obsidian]

YouTube comments are wild

[weak jackal]

he died with overwatch open for 5 days straight after an overdose

was 23 years old

[pastel quartz]

samurai vs vs the feudal army with muskets with the bayonet

[gleaming grove]

So he died for nearly a week before being discovered

[weak jackal]

winston

[uncut obsidian]

Didn't expect Jameskii to be involved in this too

[gleaming grove]

Never care that much about Twomad

[visual stirrup]

dude had weird tits

[gleaming grove]

What the heck

Why are you even caring about his

[pastel quartz]

one battleship got sunk, two cities got nuked, thats america for you

[gleaming grove]

Tbh most of the war that US got involved their ships got sunk first

War of 1812 British sunk their ship

They threw hands

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/p_GyeYI4NWg watching this basically confirms the claims lmao, and this is 6 months old

[pastel quartz]

the luck of pearl harbor

[gleaming grove]

Spanish American War, they sunk their ship and the Spanish paid for it

Ww1 German sunk their ship

German paid for it

Ww2 Japanese sunk their ship, the US is a little more friendly this time

They invited not one but two suns to Japan

Vietnam War, the Vietnamese attacked their ship

[pastel quartz]

seems like sinking american ships is a gateway to going in an all out war with them

[visual stirrup]

"Don't fuck with our boats."

[pastel quartz]

two suns

[visual stirrup]

Gave everyone a nice tan

[pastel quartz]

I thought south vietnam asked for their help

[gleaming grove]

They did but gulf of tonkin is when they actively involved

Before that they only sent advisors

[pastel quartz]

got it, don't fuck with american ships

[weak jackal]

lmao

[gleaming grove]

Not fair tho

Its still a mystery of whether they actually did that

Or its a mistake

[pastel quartz]

operation rolling thunder

[pastel quartz]

damn, didnt know jamskii and twomad has beef

[gleaming grove]

When I grow up I used to be taught that US invaded the nation of Vietnam and responsible for the astrocity

Ironically when I grow up I joined the US military

Instead of Vietnamese

[green schooner]

last person that did saw the sun

twice

[pastel quartz]

responsible?

agent orange

[gleaming grove]

A lot of stuff

Agent orange

[visual stirrup]

MOS?

[gleaming grove]

Unfair treatment and stuff

[green schooner]

Lao

[gleaming grove]

1391

Fueler

[pastel quartz]

and the ghosts they used to get on the nva soldier's nerves

[green schooner]

Your old

Nvm I take that back

[gleaming grove]

That did not work

[gleaming grove]

Yeh I know I am old

I am 22 after all

Sobs

[green schooner]

I take it back the government is going to own me in 2 years

[pastel quartz]

and that failed attempt to integrate night vision with the red night vision, the soldiers that were using them claimed to see demons

the U.S was really getting desprate

[weak jackal]

i'd say this goes beyond beef

[pastel quartz]

RAAAAH, I LOVE FIGHTING AND DYING IN POINTLESS WARS TO LINE POLITICIAN'S POCKETS

[quartz ridge]

You talking about the shit the CIA used?

[toxic sundial]

They haven't released details about the two in custody after the KC shooting

[quartz ridge]

With the hole pre recorded voices speakint in Vietnamese

[green schooner]

I just want the military training so I can fight in silly pmc’s

[pastel quartz]

i wonder why they had that beef, i assume its because they were close but jamskii found out about the shitty stuff he did

[gusty willow]

i believe this was disproven but i could be wrong

[green schooner]

and get le money

[pastel quartz]

the speakers playing ghost like audios

[quartz ridge]

Yeah i know that

Freaky shit

[pastel quartz]

dude, they were up for days and likely traumatized, its likely they were just hallucinating

[visual stirrup]

We are getting very close to violating rules, y'all

[pastel quartz]

still, the red night vision was recalled from the soldiers who used them

[quartz ridge]

Ermmm which ones

[gusty willow]

yea i ment the red nightvisions

[pastel quartz]

*die in silly pmc's. jk though, you'll probably die but at least you'll has an interesting life to tell your kids if you survive

[green schooner]

It’s not politics though nor ongoing war

[quartz ridge]

Okay USEC looking ass!!

[visual stirrup]

talking about current conflict and getting political
#🎪bruh-fart message
#🎪bruh-fart message

[green schooner]

high risk high reward fr

Black water that you??

they aren’t around anymore nvm

[quartz ridge]

Ermmm what happens in brainfart stays in brainfart

[pastel quartz]

we aren't talking about any current conflicts and we aren't voicing any political opinions really

[green schooner]

it’s Vietnam war

[pastel quartz]

Its the cia, did you know I wanted to sign up for the cia, but In physical evaluations I didnt meet their standards

[green schooner]

when was Vietnam war in 2024

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-incorrect-you-got-it-wrong-false-gif-8877109044393951791

[green schooner]

bro skipped history

[quartz ridge]

Glowie wannabe

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-shrug-love-lucy-okay-idk-gif-16447471

You do you, baby

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/finland-patrick-bateman-when-the-gif-25917815

[toxic sundial]

It's not the CIA it's more likely just crips doing crip shit and all of us are going to be blamed for it

[green schooner]

ok tucker

[gusty willow]

you mean cause you have 4 kids or some shit

[pastel quartz]

I wanted to kill communists in third world countries

[quartz ridge]

Took bang bang niner gang a bit too seriously

[green schooner]

green berets are for that

[gleaming grove]

Green Beret

[pastel quartz]

most in shape federal agent

[quartz ridge]

Wants to kill commies in third would countries

Becomes a CIA agent

Tasked with watching depressed emo kids on discord

Tfw

[green schooner]

Stella you should join the ATF

[pastel quartz]

no, boobs to fat

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/atf-dog-gif-26356046

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/atf-shoots-dogs-gun-gif-14591789

no matter how much weight I lost that time, I couldnt meet their standards

[green schooner]

they glow in the dark

You can see them when your driving

[quartz ridge]

Okay terry

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/blaze-blaze-cat-review-hes-chill-like-that-gif-9171546023662447437

[pastel quartz]

no, those are the mfs who banned fully automatic trigger groups

you dont get to pick and choose which corrupt federal entity is good

[pastel quartz]

Even me, a european, disgusted by this, I thought america was the land of the free

[green schooner]

none of them are good

💀

[pastel quartz]

exactly!

[gleaming grove]

Its free but the cooperates are also free

They can do what they want

[gleaming grove]

Even send paramilitary to oppress

[green schooner]

LOL

[quartz ridge]

The atf agent saying they were crying at waco when they got caught in 4k posing with dead bodies

[pastel quartz]

WHERE CAN I GET A FULL AUTO AR-15 WITHOUT IT BEING ILLEGAL THEN

[green schooner]

you can

[visual stirrup]

enlist, retard

[green schooner]

Just lots of paper work

[quartz ridge]

Its just hard to do

[green schooner]

I mean like

[gleaming grove]

The fact that some journalist said "This is an AR15 style assault rifle" while cradling an MP5

[green schooner]

Lots

[gleaming grove]

Likewhat are you yappin

[pastel quartz]

i know a guy that actually considered carrying a fucking **blackpowder revolver from like 200 years ago ** just because its technically not a firearm legally so he could carry it despite being underaged

[quartz ridge]

Lowkey was gonna do that in Cali

Itd be funny

[pastel quartz]

one problem, I'm a woman and I didnt even pass the basic physical evaluations for police

[quartz ridge]

Not even 5-0 wanted you? Damn

[pastel quartz]

I had to get through that first to get in the c.i.a

but I got declined

[pastel quartz]

imagine getting mugged in LA and you just pull out a goddamn antique of a gun to defend yourself, If i was the mugger I would just give up out of pure shock

[visual stirrup]

just as the founding fathers intended

[gleaming grove]

Thats still illegal btw

You gotta be 18 still

[quartz ridge]

Ya know what

[pastel quartz]

god bless 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸

[quartz ridge]

Im gonna go to Pakistan and learn how to make full autos

[deep topaz]

any gun classified as a curio and relic only need an age requirement i believe

[gleaming grove]

You just dont need to be 21 to get a blackpowder revolver

[quartz ridge]

The urge to go into the Tahoe region mountains

And make machinr guns

[pastel quartz]

he's a texan so he would probably be regarded at a local hero if he got caught with it

[gleaming grove]

If you AR or Pistol has a grip

Thats a felony

[pastel quartz]

the atf are the same mfs that gave the fat mac in 959 jdj a "sporting excempt"

[gleaming grove]

Because grip makes it deadlier

[gleaming grove]

And .50 cal an Assault Weapon

[pastel quartz]

yezh

[gleaming grove]

Like who assault with 50 BMG

[pastel quartz]

its obvious they don't know what the fuck they are doing

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gmod-prop-hunt-game-gif-15760757

[gleaming grove]

I would love to run into the bank with a 15k USD 25lbs rifle

[pastel quartz]

gee, great work atf

[quartz ridge]

Remember operation fast and furiois

Wasnt about cars

[pastel quartz]

what build should i go with in elden ring? im thinking like a fai/int hybrid build

[quartz ridge]

Tell you that much

[gleaming grove]

If your pistol has a grip thats a felony
If your pistol has a stock thats also a felony
If your AR barrel is 15.9 inch thats a felony
If your AR shoots 2 rounds less than 0.1 seconds thats a felony
If your SBR has a vertical grip thats a felony

[river zealot]

snitch

[gleaming grove]

If you california AR15 mag can be removed

That is also a felony

[pastel quartz]

you know that mission in ready or not, where you raid a streamers house

[quartz ridge]

Bannnnnertt lies

Mag lock rifles exist

I own one

Pretty shitty tho

You basically press a pin that seperates the upper and lower slightly

Then it lets you ejecy the mag

[green schooner]

@gleaming grove guess whos back

[pastel quartz]

california wants your ar 15 to have an integral magazine

[quartz ridge]

Goes in the place of the rear takedown pin

[green schooner]

i own a musket

unrioncally

I just want to let you know that

[quartz ridge]

Thankfully i went to a good gunsmith to have it mag locked because one of my friends had one literally sheer off parts of the bolt release

[green schooner]

and no its not even from the civil war

its from the revolutionary

[quartz ridge]

Goddamn

[green schooner]

that shit is older then me

by a lot

[quartz ridge]

I need to find a rifle like that tbh

[pastel quartz]

the urge to get myself a black powder navy revolver

[quartz ridge]

Oldest gun i have is my USP

Went from

Cop gun to my dad to me

[green schooner]

(it has no rifiling)

[gleaming grove]

Oh no if you pulled out a gun to defend yourself against a deadly mugger in the back alley

Thats is a Felony

[quartz ridge]

My dad was carrying a USP

In cali for like 4 years

[gleaming grove]

Yes they expected you to stab a gun man

[quartz ridge]

Mid 2010s

[gleaming grove]

Because if you have your gun outside your house thats a felony

[quartz ridge]

Fuck the laws tbh

We ballin

[pastel quartz]

what gun do you edc

[toxic sundial]

What in the ever loving fuck is this fucking map and who made this shit why ???

[quartz ridge]

It varies between

actually all 3 pistols

Usp .45
Berreta storm

And s&w MP shield

[green schooner]

LOL

[quartz ridge]

. 40 SW

[pastel quartz]

I carry just 1, 1981 bren 10 in 10mm

[final cedar]

you got some water?

[green schooner]

you did not have the same luck as me with the sks

sorry nota

[final cedar]

We gonna hit truffoni's, order some steaks

[quartz ridge]

Sks in tarkov is fun asf to use

[toxic sundial]

This game is the biggest load of horseshit I have ever experienced

[quartz ridge]

Really good too

[green schooner]

ikr

i killed some dude with it on shoreline

[green schooner]

the clip is funny but im not gonna post it here lol

he acted like a bot

[gusty willow]

Maybe whose asking?

[pastel quartz]

selling the masses an unfinished game

[green schooner]

stella sounds like a fed

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[storm stream]

all that "realism" but the scope still has that** awful** vignette

[pastel quartz]

I got rejected

[green schooner]

thats what they all say

[final cedar]

sloppy steaks at truffoni's

[storm stream]

for being orange?

[quartz ridge]

Well at the same time

[green schooner]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/1VihVs-DUL46Os/d1337vuXCWjx?invite=cr-MSw0WkcsMTQxNzY5NDIs

[quartz ridge]

Women arent real so

[green schooner]

i mean my sks build is cheap af

but its a solid gun

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/kQulufPNqDw.gif

[green schooner]

ammo is cheap and good

[gusty willow]

Idk what this means

[pastel quartz]

even I applied to the D.E.A and I got rejected

[green schooner]

why

[quartz ridge]

Oh my god

Can we ban stella rn

Literal frd

Fed

Glowie

[green schooner]

thats what im saying

that bitch is glowing more then uraniumn

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/buK45NW_ikI

[atomic pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/watercoasting-gif-9834191338382762098

[pastel quartz]

same reason, unfit results in physical evaluations

[green schooner]

dunno how

they lessen female standards

[quartz ridge]

Mayhe you should

Hop on the grind

[gleaming grove]

If its lighthouse then just

[pastel quartz]

I weighed too much bruh

[gleaming grove]

Its understandable

[final cedar]

It's actually kinda funny as a running joke, but I mainly quote it cause it's so fucking unfunny

[green schooner]

bruh just dont be a fat ass

[storm stream]

if your uranium glows, boye you're in trouble...

[gleaming grove]

I could not even exceed 150lbs

And I could not even drop below 150 lbs

Im 150 lbs

[atomic pewter]

Meanwhile you got cops 250 lbs

Physical fitness my arse

[gleaming grove]

If you want to be fit join active duty

[quartz ridge]

Meh good

[gleaming grove]

They will work you to death

[quartz ridge]

Cops are really 2 types

[green schooner]

i want to be the 6'2 210 pound marine with room tempature iq

[quartz ridge]

Either assholes or cool people

There is literally 0 inbetween

[pastel quartz]

seriously, my boobs weigh me down, no matter how I lose weigt, they weigh me down

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[quartz ridge]

How about you take them off
And once you are done you put them back onn

[atomic pewter]

Power hungry morons and dudes who just want to do the job right and earn their pay

[quartz ridge]

Good if less people become glowies

Wouldnt want a CIA agent in this channel would we

[pastel quartz]

right now I'm as thin as prime abigail shapiro, and they still big and make me front heavy,

[atomic pewter]

Fuck's he gonna do to us ? We're not a small country that's trying to climb it's way to the top.

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/464477999782166528/993197811246059610/caption-3-1.gif

[storm stream]

do you do back excercises?

[pastel quartz]

no

[gleaming grove]

I am too smart to be army but too dumb to be airforce but too straight to be navy

So I joined Marine

[pastel quartz]

I wanted to kill communist head of states in 3rd world countries when i got in😭😭😭😭

[gleaming grove]

They also have Say Gex here

[green schooner]

just no

marines are for

29 on the asvab

get wavier

[final cedar]

sounds like a commie thing to do

[atomic pewter]

Eating crayons

[gleaming grove]

Oh I hit 34 ASVAB alright

[final cedar]

are you a commie stella?

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/law-police-judge-cop-dredd-gif-8606130

[green schooner]

I heard stories about the marines over in iraq and

they are retards

literally down syndrome level

[toxic sundial]

WHY DO I PLAY THIS FUCKJG GAME

[quartz ridge]

Judge dredd maxxing

[bold tendon]

If it were 1772 you’d be shooting British people In the head rn

[pastel quartz]

non.

[green schooner]

i need like

2 more inches

[bold tendon]

God damn lobster backs

[gleaming grove]

Of course you do

[final cedar]

everyone knows commies are the ones who love killing commies the most

[quartz ridge]

ON DOWN THE MISSISSIPPI TO THE GULF OF MEXICO

[gleaming grove]

Everyone sits on a screen device heard the same news

[pastel quartz]

the mk18 they get increases their iq

[green schooner]

it was from my dad

[bold tendon]

Capitalists are there to sell them the guns

[green schooner]

guh

wasn't even from the news

shockingly

[final cedar]

and they're good at it too

[gleaming grove]

I love the Marines like unironically

But its just too much sometimes

[bold tendon]

I don’t date men, however,

[gleaming grove]

Its not even an organization

Its a cult

[green schooner]

thats the entire military

[gleaming grove]

No

[green schooner]

marines are just more cult like

[final cedar]

I love their wifes, thank you for your service

[gleaming grove]

Thats the Marine

[green schooner]

ok jodie

[gleaming grove]

If you heard a cult you bet thats gonna be Marine

[gleaming grove]

Go ahead dude

[gusty willow]

I like that guy

[gleaming grove]

They forgot to standard issue me a girlfriend

[bold tendon]

The only thing 6’5 in the marines are the Dodge Ram 1500 lift kits

[gleaming grove]

Thats why im so salty this valentine

[green schooner]

if the military wanted you to have a love life you'd be issued one

[final cedar]

how to even play such a deranged persona

[gusty willow]

I havnt watched his show yet I need to

[green schooner]

best gun

[pastel quartz]

you heard of psychological evaluations?

[green schooner]

in the game

[toxic sundial]

I literally could not care less

[final cedar]

it's fun to quote it. Cause it's so out there

[green schooner]

thats why you eat shit to rouges

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[toxic sundial]

k

[gusty willow]

https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE?si=kki5Br6gVWtP1Lc_

[quartz ridge]

Nope

[final cedar]

taking the iron sights off for that 0.6% handling improvement

[quartz ridge]

Ma said go to school become smart

[pastel quartz]

no, I wanted to do something or equally as big as killing fidel castro

[quartz ridge]

Make money

But nahh

Gluing metal easier

[final cedar]

what are you yapping about again. you off your meds?

[pastel quartz]

yapping about how I wanted to get in the cia

[green schooner]

tucker carlson

take your meds

[green schooner]

yeah but im sitting in the bush anyways

so

[pastel quartz]

but I fumbled because I didnt pass physical evaluations

THEY DIDNT LET ME IN

[final cedar]

sure, you sign up to get into the CIA with 19

they totally don't scout from law enforcement or military

no law student, they specifically wanted someone studying literature cause they're such an asset

[pastel quartz]

I tried, I tried signing up for police first

[final cedar]

as you do as a student, not even passing immigration

[pastel quartz]

thats where I failed the physical evaluations part

[gleaming grove]

Was gonna tell u to join the Legion but I forgot you are French

[final cedar]

legion legit full of insane machines

even the smallest guys are SCARY

[pastel quartz]

they're insane

no bruh

[gleaming grove]

I can past French Legion but Marine is enough

Pass*

[pastel quartz]

oh, you don't know? part of training is they teach you to speak and write french

thats the worst part

[gleaming grove]

I know they do

Im just saying Marine is enough

[green schooner]

shit for a new free identity and housing

thats pretty good

[gleaming grove]

If they teach me French I would be Quad lingual

[final cedar]

wdym "pass" their bootcamp doesn't end. You gonna either merge into french armed forces or get discharged due to health issues

[pastel quartz]

ah yes

[solar coral]

I hate

HATE

Hating things

[gleaming grove]

Yes we know you hate

[green schooner]

i hate more

[solar coral]

Wish we could all just love everything smh

[gleaming grove]

Yes we know you hate things

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bm5sz.gif

[green schooner]

never...

[gleaming grove]

My most hated person rn is myaelf

[final cedar]

let's all love lain

[solar coral]

its hbomberguy

[gleaming grove]

Myself

And nothing else

[pastel quartz]

signed up for the french legion, ended up in the french armed forces

tfw

[green schooner]

self love is homo, hate yourself as much as possible

[final cedar]

when you realize the legion has their own command structure

[green schooner]

you can even hide from interpol if your in it

I mean

thats a W

[final cedar]

not anymore, interpol meme died in the early 2000s

europol tho

[pastel quartz]

thats when you realize it, was a mistake that you signed up in the first place

[green schooner]

europeans

ew...

[pastel quartz]

bro should just stick to the marines

[final cedar]

from what I learned after talking to a couple legionaries, those who stay really like it. "Nothing comes close." Dude who must've been 45 said he was with blackwater before they rebranded and his assignments weren't cutting it

Think he was a US expat too, spoke nice English

[green schooner]

glowy

[gleaming grove]

French general chat

[pastel quartz]

whatever it is thats behind me, that dream is long crushed, now I'm just gonna live my life as a mother

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-hunter-what-the-dog-doing-halo-hunter-halo-meme-gif-22333690

[green schooner]

what game is that even

[deep topaz]

helldivers 2

[pastel quartz]

I could've been if it werent for that physical evaluations officer

but hey, it is what it is

[green schooner]

im glad

you'd be more corrupt then us politicians

[pastel quartz]

raising 2 children would do better on my morality in the long run

[final cedar]

what's your specs?

[green schooner]

homie isnt a pc

💀

[final cedar]

like a overweight midget?

[pastel quartz]

in the overweight class

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

not midget though

I'm 5'11 in american standards

[final cedar]

american standards
didn't know size is subjective

[green schooner]

what the fuck does that even mean

its just cm

[pastel quartz]

the french part of me is leaking

[green schooner]

to

ft

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.0ft (feet) is equal to 1.524m (meters)

📏 11.0in (inches) is equal to 0.279m (meters)

[final cedar]

~180

[quartz ridge]

" american standard " YOU MEAN THE STANDARD THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD USE??

[green schooner]

uh

no

[final cedar]

built like honey booboo's mom

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cackle-hoot-caw-eagle-yap-gif-14788865

[green schooner]

we are the only one who say 6'1 6'0

etc

LOL

[pastel quartz]

I'm european bruh

[green schooner]

they all would say they are

180cm

157cm

etc

[quartz ridge]

so why do you wanna join the CIA

[green schooner]

cause commies bad

[final cedar]

torture civilians 100%

evil woman

[green schooner]

you can do that as infantry

[pastel quartz]

to kill communists and communist head of states in 3rd world country

[green schooner]

stella I feel like you would be a POG

more then anything

[final cedar]

fuck this, her stories get so boring fast

[pastel quartz]

infantry can't waterboard someone

[green schooner]

they can

[green schooner]

LOL

[green schooner]

we got away with it in iraq

and gulf

[final cedar]

it's pure rage bait for her creative writing class

[green schooner]

true...

[pastel quartz]

nah

[green schooner]

i have old saddam money

you want some

[pastel quartz]

I'm just reaaaally boring in person, I just have the experiences I refuse to share with anyone

[final cedar]

I'll just take some kuwaiti rolex watches, stay humble and all that

[green schooner]

true

[green schooner]

only collectables I have is

saddam money

some iraqis helmet

and a german ww2 luger holster

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.7ft (feet) is equal to 173.736cm (centimeters)

[green schooner]

midget

[uncut obsidian]

kill

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-owo-moment-lil-cat-face-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1322415692904155350

[final cedar]

5.7 ft or 5 feet 7 inches?

[green schooner]

5''7

I d ont think anyone is

5.7

💀

[dreamy flax]

📏 0.7ft (feet) is equal to 8.4in (inches)

[uncut obsidian]

it's the same, no?

[final cedar]

no

[green schooner]

no

it isnt

[pastel quartz]

5.7x28

[final cedar]

shut up

[green schooner]

ok fed

[pastel quartz]

nuh uh

[green schooner]

gun ammo oh no

[dreamy flax]

📏 10.0in (inches) is equal to 0.833ft (feet)

[green schooner]

scary

[pastel quartz]

think its 5'7 not 5.7

[dreamy flax]

📏 1.0ft (feet) is equal to 12.0in (inches)

[final cedar]

oh that's neat

[green schooner]

you said 5.7x28

which is

[final cedar]

I forgot how that works

[uncut obsidian]

stupid murican things

[green schooner]

a caliber

[quartz ridge]

ironically a french caliber

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[dreamy flax]

📏 1.0yd (yards) is equal to 3.0ft (feet)

📏 5.0ft (feet) is equal to 152.4cm (centimeters)

[pastel quartz]

fn supremacy

[dreamy flax]

📏 7.0in (inches) is equal to 17.78cm (centimeters)

[pastel quartz]

fuck yeah, bottlenecked pistol cartridge

[final cedar]

fn is Belgian you dimwit

[green schooner]

crazy

[uncut obsidian]

f(re)n(ch)

[quartz ridge]

glowy baited

you would be a good ATF agent

[green schooner]

i told her ot

[pastel quartz]

hello? atf?

[pastel quartz]

ABOLISH THE ATF

[final cedar]

me reading this

mother make it stop

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059483478191784027/1207459010962391040/LkdqyShd_6YbKb-8.mp4?ex=65dfb8d5&is=65cd43d5&hm=73f6354ad95d67c6de8eb8aad8309c01f61452bda7ae4a63aea4e32f50070f52&

[gusty willow]

Don't you live in Europe?

[green schooner]

stella ur the biggest fed ever

please

get some help

[pastel quartz]

still in florida, I have to tie up a few loose ends before I head back to france

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/yagakimi-yuri-onee-imouto-anime-girl-love-gif-24890352

[gusty willow]

That explains alot

[final cedar]

watch perfect blue

[gusty willow]

Who me?

[final cedar]

anyone

but yes

you too

[pastel quartz]

yeah, I got my certificate, now I just gotta fix a few things while I'm still here so I don't have to go back to this state

[storm stream]

shoulda tied up something else...

[gusty willow]

[gusty willow]

No u

[green schooner]

go back to europe

I feel like old person talking about polish people

or italians

[pastel quartz]

yeah yeah I know

[final cedar]

gotcha

[green schooner]

LOL

just noticed

[pastel quartz]

makes sense, I'm not even french, born an italian but raised in france

[final cedar]

||falco already caught you slipping on that story||

[gusty willow]

Ooo really?

[pastel quartz]

yeah, can't speak or write italian but born there

[pastel quartz]

thats only because I didnt even grow up in an italian household

[final cedar]

post 1 (one) good meme

[storm stream]

yeah I understand
I was born in one town, but grew up in another

[pastel quartz]

I have a vid of venom snake smoking

[final cedar]

I said good

it's OOTT

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969924176842473482/1188089804768935996/uvi.gif

[gusty willow]

No it's valentines day

[pastel quartz]

Its snake, of course its good

[pastel quartz]

now I gotta go, my man wants to netflix and chill

[gleaming grove]

Cute

[green schooner]

chonk

[pastel quartz]

they put a kimona on a cat🤯

[gleaming grove]

Its still cute

[pastel quartz]

yes

[green schooner]

@gleaming grove

i be munching

waiting

[gleaming grove]

Alright keep waiting

Im just watching cat video

[stone shoal]

munching scrunching, being a crunching camping cunt

[green schooner]

I killed 3 pmcs

and

2 scavs

I only want scav kills :(

[green schooner]

same

[gleaming grove]

Tarkov being dark af for the sake of being dark af

Which is something I hate

[quartz ridge]

reserve is bae

[gleaming grove]

No reason I walk into a warehouse opened with sunlight bright as a flashbang outside

[quartz ridge]

literally in love

[gleaming grove]

And then walked inside is as dark as a cave

[green schooner]

what does that mean

[quartz ridge]

people on reserve are so stupid

like one dude with goated armor

was STANDING UP

and looting

i had to pop him in his tan ulach

[gleaming grove]

Tan Ulach can either

Ruin your raid

Or save you after enemies putting in more than 30 shots

[green schooner]

why would i run ulach when

cheaper option is the tc

ulach be runnimg my pockets 150k

if you buying the black ones

[gleaming grove]

Me who run Ssh68: 😊

[green schooner]

i found one of my oldest clips cause none of them survived when I accidentally deleted

half of my entire medal

and it was when i had my shit pc

and killed a dude that was running a m700 with

m80

on woods

[gleaming grove]

Woods

[green schooner]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/11k9BVWbYSW-vj/d133743OyL5P?invite=cr-MSx0M3QsMTQxNzY5NDIs

look how much it stutters

it was terrible

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1207462805113012294/IMG_9007.jpg?ex=65dfbc5e&is=65cd475e&hm=2d5728a7ac4efa087734b4c867169c266ef13c208e3b55dc74cd453d1b618962&

[broken topaz]

🫦

[bold tendon]

What the fuck

[deep topaz]

helldivers 2 is awesome

[green schooner]

Smash

[green schooner]

Me

[pure hatch]

Max Payne be like

[broken topaz]

Need me another game that plays like max payne 3

but maybe with a bit more weight to the character

[pastel quartz]

i have epically finished the entire trilogy like the nolifer i am

[broken topaz]

Very good

They are currently remaking max Payne apparently

I wonder what that's gonna be like

[pastel quartz]

have you collected the golden weapon parts too?

or tried to

[broken topaz]

In max Payne 3, yea

Didn't take too long

Did that recently actually

[pastel quartz]

same

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna meet a brainfarter in person next month probably

Hopefully I don't get abducted and killed

[pastel quartz]

good luck

to who you gonna meet up

[broken topaz]

They're not on this server anymore

But I met them here

[pastel quartz]

still

good luck bro

[broken topaz]

It's gonna be sick

If I don't get killed

[gusty willow]

Whom?

[gusty willow]

You gonna touch butts?

[broken topaz]

Maybe

[pastel quartz]

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-butt-slap-boat-gif-12239804442427106288

[broken topaz]

Stalker gamma server is my favourite dating platform

[gusty willow]

Which banned member?

[broken topaz]

I don't think they're banned

They just left

Max / Maxim

[pastel quartz]

good now send your feedback directly to grok

[gusty willow]

Lol like just now?

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

No a while ago

[gusty willow]

They going ghost

[broken topaz]

After I left

They also left after some time I think

[gusty willow]

Oh that was a bit ago wasnt it?

[broken topaz]

But I came back to install gamma

[lone cedar]

tarkov moment

[broken topaz]

Uh

Yes

I came back in December

But I was gone for a few months

At least

[uncut obsidian]

@rose ferry no?

[broken topaz]

Don't ping em on this

xD

[gusty willow]

Ooo

[broken topaz]

I tried to ping em but they wouldn't show

[pastel quartz]

i have done the insanity via playing tf2 with an original xbox 360 controller and turns out it wasnt so bad

[pastel quartz]

lol

[gusty willow]

You blocked

[pastel quartz]

like

[uncut obsidian]

not how that works

[pastel quartz]

i have seen a lot of players keep saying how bad the controller is

[broken topaz]

Haii max when you read this

:3

[gusty willow]

Oh now you respond to me

[pastel quartz]

blur hows your day going

[broken topaz]

That looks like a joker version of Till Lindemann

[uncut obsidian]

sorry i won't respond anymore

[slender rock]

that' mr tool. pusifer and Aperfectcircle

[gusty willow]

[pastel quartz]

[slender rock]

I hate vday, it's fucked

[gusty willow]

I just wanted you to accept my valentines

[slender rock]

and also Scorpios can fuck off too

[broken topaz]

Scorpios?

[uncut obsidian]

idc about valentines

[slender rock]

9 months from now after

[uncut obsidian]

not in the mood either

[slender rock]

there's gonna be more scorpios

[quartz ridge]

what did scorpions do to you?

[gusty willow]

What's wrong? School problems?

[runic kernel]

Hi cori Hi Mamo4ka Hi sillyangelito Hi @grizzled meadow

[broken topaz]

Hai

[slender rock]

TOO MANY OF THEM AFTER THIS DAY MAN

THEY TAKIN OVER

[uncut obsidian]

falco was the only one you pinged

hi

[slender rock]

lol

[quartz ridge]

where do you live

cause ya know

[pastel quartz]

hello hello

[slender rock]

xD

[uncut obsidian]

a lot

[quartz ridge]

scorpions arent common in most natiosn other than

the desert

[gusty willow]

The astrology sign?

[slender rock]

perhaps

[quartz ridge]

ohhhh that?

[slender rock]

lol

Gek it's me blur

[broken topaz]

Blame your misfortune on the stars

[slender rock]

airhead

[broken topaz]

Good move

[final cedar]

@grizzled meadow I had a dream last night. My bellybutton was a Phillips head screw and I'm working unscrewing it...and when I get it unscrewed...

[quartz ridge]

what the fish?

[broken topaz]

What happened

[gusty willow]

Well I hope things get better for you homie! If I can help you in any way lemme know!

[uncut obsidian]

[final cedar]

...my penis falls off. You know, I pick it up and I'm holding it and I'm running around looking for the guy who used to work on my Lincoln so he can put it back on.

[broken topaz]

[gusty willow]

[broken topaz]

No dick

[final cedar]

And you know, I'm holding it up and this bird swoops down and grabs it in its beak and flies off with it.

[broken topaz]

No way

[gusty willow]

Lol bye bye peen

[final cedar]

[gusty willow]

Did you get it back or is tonight part 2 lol

[broken topaz]

The quest for stolen penis

[final cedar]

Those god damn ducks

[runic kernel]

Hi metro

[broken topaz]

It was actually me who stole itn

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fifo-hot-dog-sausage-spin-trick-gif-26299391

[final cedar]

I don't know, it was a trip, having those wild creatures come into my pool and have their little babies.
I was sad to see them go.

[pastel quartz]

"yoooo nice knife bro"

[uncut obsidian]

you looking for the guy

[slender rock]

glub blug

🐟

[final cedar]

I'm afraid I'm gonna lose my family like I lost the ducks.

That's what I'm full of dread about.

It's always with me.

You know what I'm figuring out lately?

Talking helps.

[slender rock]

replace dread with beans?

well yes, talking does help

🙂

[broken topaz]

Share your problems with us metro

[pastel quartz]

brainfart somehow have psychological support

[broken topaz]

Talk to us

[slender rock]

amazing innit

[pastel quartz]

but we take those happily

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/psychologist-help-mind-mental-psychology-gif-8018189

[uncut obsidian]

i had a dream yesterday in which all my passwords to all my accounts got leaked, and a big group of people doxxed me, leaked all my personal info, broke into my house and stabbed me to death and no matter how much i called the police noone answered

[pastel quartz]

7 people dm'ed me yesterday and showed me that they have my personal info

[broken topaz]

All of brainfart is suffering from nightmares

[pastel quartz]

and then they showed me a screenshot of telling my gf to self harm herself for watching murder drone

[uncut obsidian]

not always. rarely, even.

[pastel quartz]

like i just finished my shift

[broken topaz]

Fuck

[pastel quartz]

then i find 7 people doing this

[broken topaz]

I loved shin chan

[gusty willow]

?

[slender rock]

WTF

Forreall?

No bs rigt?

[gusty willow]

It was funny shit

[slender rock]

what the fuck?

[pastel quartz]

then they call themselves uttp

[gusty willow]

The Japanese version isn't as funny

[pastel quartz]

got any hints on who or what is uttp?

[slender rock]

no fucking clue

looking into it now

[dreamy flax]

📚 UTTP

A short for UTUBETROLLPOLICE, a very old group of people on YouTube and Google+ who are both trolls and anti-trolls created by Southparkstudiosable (real name Thomas Parkinson), better known as [Tommy Parky], who is said to have been arrested in 2015, that raided fandoms from 2010 to 2021. The group claimed to be created by PurpleHelmetAvenger, yet, this has been confirmed false.
They used to hate every fandom who was popular and on trend in the past and claimed to be hackers and follow genocidal ideologies such as KKK, neo-Nazism and communism as well as following Satanism. They also used to say racist and homophobic things.

They hated all these fandoms:
Gacha
GoAnimate/Vyond
Furries
Anime
My Little Pony
K-Pop
CountryHumans
Polandball (some)
LGBTQ
Black people (some)
Jews (some)
PewDiePie
[Markplier]

Jacksepticeye
Sonic
Mario (some)
Crash Bandicoot (some)
Undertale
Deltarune

FNAF
Roblox
Minecraft
Fortnite
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Mama Tattletail
Hello...

[gusty willow]

There you go

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

oh mein guter Gott

[gusty willow]

Too slow

[slender rock]

Man...

[pastel quartz]

eh its fine thanks too

[gusty willow]

Be more tech savvy

[slender rock]

shaaadup sgt

[pastel quartz]

when you get doxxed by a group of toddlers for being in possession of thigh highs

and your gf watch murder drone

lol

[gusty willow]

Why don't you come over here and make me

[gusty willow]

They didn't hate boy kissers

[uncut obsidian]

block button:

[gusty willow]

I got you homie dms always open

[gusty willow]

Idk doesn't have the + so?

[pastel quartz]

she did so too

lol

[uncut obsidian]

the + just means all the other stuff related to lgbtq

[gusty willow]

Isn't boy kissers the + side?

[uncut obsidian]

?

it's just gay people

[gusty willow]

God damnit stupid banned word

[uncut obsidian]

how could it be a sub category

[slender rock]

... don't tempt me

[gusty willow]

Shit now I feel stupid cause I can't articulate what I mean

[slender rock]

ahaha nerd

[uncut obsidian]

🫵 dum

[gusty willow]

I'm already laying on the bed where are you?

[gusty willow]

[slender rock]

where you live again?