🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

Obviously a 🅱️

[fallow trellis]

dating a deaf person

[lunar brook]

🅱️

[fading shuttle]

my discord is funny

[pastel quartz]

betterdiscord

[fallow trellis]

but that wouldnt work for me since i can do sign

[placid sail]

jesus christ

[fading shuttle]

openasar

[placid sail]

I revoke my valentine proposal for alex

[fallow trellis]

maybe i need like a hellen keller gf

[inland jackal]

Ay thats me

[lunar brook]

🎶 im red if i was blue i would die 🎶

[pastel quartz]

not unless you do funny sex emotes in game behind her character ingame

[lunar brook]

bzik rate how fresh that meme is

[pastel quartz]

you met your opps

[fallow trellis]

that guy seems like a threat to society

[placid sail]

what's opps

[fallow trellis]

pops

mispwll

[pastel quartz]

opposition

[fallow trellis]

mispell

[placid sail]

alex is so hellbent on bringing me down simply because of the sheer sexual tension he feels towards me

I feel pity, but there's nothing to be done about it

[pastel quartz]

brainfart at 3 am

[fallow trellis]

dude have u tried using your right hand for valentines

[placid sail]

I'm not sure it counts

[gleaming grove]

Left hand

[pastel quartz]

say gex

[placid sail]

ohh kinky

[gleaming grove]

Sesbian Lex

[fallow trellis]

straight sex

oh wait

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-silly-dance-sesbian-lex-gif-4217093111555287845

[pastel quartz]

already got my plans for valentine

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-veibae-dance-gif-21647011

[pastel quartz]

sesbian lex meets say gex (signalis and that one game where you collect important shit from mars or sum)

[fallow trellis]

no anime

[gleaming grove]

When company is lethal

[pastel quartz]

yes

lethal company

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/nene-桃鈴ねね-ホロライブ-momosuzu-nene-hololive-gif-11994229190177291405

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-shishiro-botan-hololivebotan-gif-19926248

[pastel quartz]

how tf they let mfs with hair that long irl, in japanese schools theres a limit to how long your hair can be

[gleaming grove]

Be ungovernable

[pastel quartz]

and skirts probably about knee low

shits crazy

[fallow trellis]

very sexist of the school

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-cafe-masculine-anime-maid-beelzebub-gif-5105909

[fading shuttle]

its almost like anime exists to create the ideal world that isnt restricted by the same social norms and regulations of the normal japanese world

[fallow trellis]

they are trying to govern how women should dress

[inland jackal]

anime is overrated

[fallow trellis]

no anime no japan

[pastel quartz]

because if boys even see a knee, they will cream their pants

[fallow trellis]

very true

this is why im not allowed to see my ex girlfriend

[pastel quartz]

what about lumbago

[gleaming grove]

Im still mad Atomic Heart does not have its 6-hour scene

[fallow trellis]

aside from the restraining order

her restraining order

[pastel quartz]

what did blud do😭

[fallow trellis]

she assaulted me with a scissor

[placid sail]

important clarification

[fading shuttle]

just search atomic heart in rule34 and you will find enough for your 6 hour scene

[fallow trellis]

it was kina hot ngl

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/teen-wolf-teen-wolf-run-teen-wolf-all-fours-scott-mccall-run-scott-run-gif-15238101844215256216

This happened

[placid sail]

quinn got his peepee cut off with scissors incident

[fallow trellis]

i could not fuck the bad juju out of her sadly

[quaint ore]

Hello brai-

Goodbye brainfart

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-mods-balls-gif-6304382572771063267

[fluid heron]

the fufu magic

[gleaming grove]

Pretty sure Touhou is also Sesbian Lex

[pastel quartz]

so in kakegurui gambling your life and rights away is reasonable?

[fallow trellis]

sex

[lunar brook]

Any piece of media can be traced down to sesbian lex

[quaint ore]

Ia there touhou for boys?

Yes, it is called warhammer 40k

[gleaming grove]

Your identity too?

[pastel quartz]

its all men

[fading shuttle]

depending on the person

[pastel quartz]

yes

[fallow trellis]

touhu for men is team fortress

alot of say gex

[lunar brook]

yes, im sure sometime before 🅱️ came sesbian lex

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-spy-gif-25256463

[lunar brook]

Screenshotted

[quaint ore]

Adeptus Custodes
Adeptus Astartes
The Imperial Guard

A lot of them are homoerotic af

[gleaming grove]

TF2 is also say gex

[quaint ore]

Say gex

[pastel quartz]

what heavy and medic are doing instead of pushing the cart:

[inland jackal]

gex

[fading shuttle]

roboute girlyman is clappin eldar cheeks, truly, the greatest primarch

[quaint ore]

Reminder: A custodian broke ogryn in two when he was without armor

It is literally gachi muchi x baki x dune

[fallow trellis]

ifunny.co

[gleaming grove]

They did some "ze healing" and some "ze hurting" after a game

[pastel quartz]

Dude

[placid sail]

I already have one adoring fan, invent something new you meme thief

[lunar brook]

this is derailing

[pastel quartz]

smh my head

[pastel quartz]

Will you be my valentine

[lunar brook]

kinda like i railed your mom

[pastel quartz]

[gleaming grove]

Railway Cannon?

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-greatest-technician-that's-ever-lived-gif-2176401054834038966

[lunar brook]

Honkai Star Railed your mom

[pastel quartz]

gustav schwerer

@placid sail will you be my valentine

[fallow trellis]

ew

[lunar brook]

my urge to delete this message is immence

for the funny

[placid sail]

now I'll be honest with you chief, ideally I would still like to at least try to get a grill, but I'm open-minded and can't leave a homie behind, so if there's no grill until the end of the day, we're all set, aight?

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/meru-meru-succubus-succubus-demon-wave-gif-23325363

[pastel quartz]

Yes my love

[fallow trellis]

pornography

[inland jackal]

stardew valley is eh

[quaint ore]

Pass

[placid sail]

aight 🤝

[inland jackal]

double it

[pastel quartz]

where is spy in the tf2 comics saying pornography at

[gleaming grove]

Thatd be your mother

https://tenor.com/view/spy-gif-22013263

[lunar brook]

at every page

[pastel quartz]

can't believe spy fucked scouts mom

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3dpqba

[pastel quartz]

shits crazy

[gleaming grove]

Somewhere on this world

Some valve employees has the original naked model of scout mom

[pastel quartz]

scout's mom r34

[lunar brook]

And some day we wre going to datamine it

[gleaming grove]

Nah

Thats be femscout

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-explode-gif-25528415

[placid sail]

what da dog doing

[amber marsh]

Hell yeah

[inland jackal]

chimken

[inland jackal]

update, he caught on fire

[gleaming grove]

I miss the time where minecraft animation has a ton of effort into it

[placid sail]

what da chicken doing in the kfc fryer dimension

[placid sail]

oh

[gleaming grove]

Around 2013-2015

[amber marsh]

Hah, me too but 2pl just tanks it

[inland jackal]

i love silk touch, i use it on everything

diamonds, iron, gold, coal

then smelting them ores using lava buckets

[placid sail]

isn't it a net loss considering the fact that fortune enchantment works on ores too in newer versions

[inland jackal]

yes

[placid sail]

ah, so you're purposefully wasting resources, I see

[inland jackal]

also im secterly dealing in ancient debris

secretly

brainfart village has a huge sheep farm

aint that right @stone shoal

[placid sail]

is there a way to farm debris in vanilla yet

[inland jackal]

no, just beds

[placid sail]

beds are for scrubs who doesn't have a fuck you 3x3 mending efficiency X pickaxe of big dick

[inland jackal]

beds are like my laptop

it may be expensive to bring 3 stacks of beds, but it does the job

[placid sail]

I'm starting to get the general feeling you're the kind of guy to use a piece of coal to cook exactly one piece of food in the furnace

[inland jackal]

yoo

[inland jackal]

false

i use a block of coal for that extra 9 items

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1207261373881389086/ssstwitter.com_1707903930882.mp4?ex=65df00c5&is=65cc8bc5&hm=3448359911a64ddc76146c5915a34605bf60d11186c20c8f6548fdc4d29ff2ce&

[robust cove]

beds are simply more efficient

always have been

[placid sail]

*8

and well, you're not the completely lost cause I guess

[inland jackal]

i do sometimes smelt coal ore with charcoal

jk

[robust cove]

why do you want a grill

[placid sail]

valentine day or something

[inland jackal]

ion even know what that is

[robust cove]

you want to fuck a grill

https://tenor.com/view/ok-okay-umm-awkward-situation-huh-gif-5850917

[placid sail]

I previously settled on just anyone, but we made a deal with oguzy that if there's no supply on the market at the end of the day, we'll hook up

so my requirements are less desperate now

[coarse bear]

@vagrant zodiac

[placid sail]

it's a girl but typed in a funny way

because I'm a comedian and humor is my passion

[inland jackal]

i meant valentines

[placid sail]

oh

[inland jackal]

og

[robust cove]

this is you

[placid sail]

well it's the today's festivity, the internation day of selling flowers and chocolate in bulk

[placid sail]

that is the most vague attempt at my life in brainfart for a good while

what does that even mean

[inland jackal]

my grandma sells handmade socks, does that count

[placid sail]

if they have hearts on them or some silly romantical bullshit, it does

[robust cove]

I am just saying that you be grilling...

not every fucking sentence has to be an attempt to diss you, you know that?

[placid sail]

you and alex do only that, you try to bring my downfall at every opportunity

[robust cove]

fuck off

how am I on the same level as Alex

[placid sail]

oh YOU are mad

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-kindly-falco-cyberpunk-edgerunners-thank-you-very-much-thanks-gif-26911809

[inland jackal]

grills are best with charcoal

[placid sail]

you two ASSHOLES are on my dick almost every day AND YOU'RE MAD

FRICK YOU PAVLO

[robust cove]

damnit

[gleaming grove]

You fools

[pale ingot]

got my weiner on the grill im cooking as fuck rn bro im a chef

[gleaming grove]

Grill is great with apple wood

[robust cove]

mehbe

[inland jackal]

i only got oak

[gleaming grove]

Uhm

Nc

Nice

[robust cove]

REAL

[gleaming grove]

Better than nothing

[robust cove]

no I'M NOT

[gleaming grove]

Nah bro, I'd win

What is this

Why is it in vanguard

[inland jackal]

i love debris mining

[gleaming grove]

Terraria

[hot snow]

I love terraria

[inland jackal]

terraria is good

[hot snow]

yes

[inland jackal]

i remember playing terraria on phone

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-hop-on-terraria-gif-27579922

[hot snow]

I remember replaying the free mobile demo cause I thought it was the whole game

[inland jackal]

there was a demo??

[hot snow]

there still is I think

but it was really short

and you couldn't really do anything

it was more like a tutorial and it kept you stuck in a very small map

[inland jackal]

ohh i remember

casual missplay

[hot snow]

poop bed

[grizzled meadow]

Tiktok is full of this stuff and I love it

[pastel quartz]

Oh god

Oh god

[pastel quartz]

the grills are in the outdoor section sir, next to the tents

[lunar brook]

you right click it in hell and a nuke goes off

[hot snow]

take the meds

[pastel quartz]

Im trying to get understanding of social behaviours lesson

But it says

[hot snow]

take the meda

[inland jackal]

i know

[pastel quartz]

This vacant quota of this course becomes available to be added by a student within random fucking time

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz take the beds

[lunar brook]

skill issue

[pastel quartz]

I wanna kill my self there is 2 people kissing in my back

[lunar brook]

ahahah

[pastel quartz]

The shotgun looks quite shiny today

[lunar brook]

turn around and kiss both of them

this instant

[hot snow]

no there aren't you have to take your meds

and they'll go away

[inland jackal]

when i was little, my grandpa took me to some restaurant with my brother to eat some cakes

[pastel quartz]

And the google captcha

[inland jackal]

a couple was kissing in the background so i stared at them

eventually they noticed me and left

[pastel quartz]

İt maling me find a cat in a bunch of racoons

Whatever yesterday the problem of my mental illness determined

[pastel quartz]

when you don't take your meds, a guardian angel (C.I.A) hands you his sword (ar-15 with all the modifications the government wants banned) so you could slay your demons (local walmart)

[hot snow]

atleast it's not the one where you have to find the normal animal amongst a bunch of abominations

that one's disgusting

[pastel quartz]

It was caused by my parents

not taking your meds is good

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz do what i did here

and tell me the results

[placid sail]

heeeeeeeey

Falco what's up :)

[inland jackal]

with or without meds you got balls

[hot snow]

by this logic you are comparing the cia to God pretty much

and we all know that's not the case

[pastel quartz]

far from that

[lunar brook]

((no feet for you))

[pastel quartz]

I bring the sausages

demons masqerading as angels

[hot snow]

el demonas

[inland jackal]

here you are given molotovs to invade local lidl

[hot snow]

here you are given cloaking devices so you can steal infinite amounts of product from kaufland

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tose-smoko-smokeo-toetally-totally-kyle-gif-18635075

[pastel quartz]

given from a van with tinted windows from the agency men inside

[inland jackal]

stella is given a pepper spray to make a revolution towards nearest bakery

[pastel quartz]

She kicked my balls

[inland jackal]

good

now you got no balls

[inland jackal]

kgb looking fellas

[pastel quartz]

nah, C.I.A

[inland jackal]

we dont got that here

[pastel quartz]

If there's an U.S embassy in your country, There's cia

[inland jackal]

i dont believe so

[pastel quartz]

hell, how'd you think they got d.e.a over in columbia when pablo was a threat

[inland jackal]

oh there is

[pastel quartz]

then yep

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf2medic-happy-valentines-day-gif-24305708

@stone blade

[inland jackal]

@stone blade saint trifun is the goat

[pastel quartz]

under general circumstances, and if granted permission the C.I.A is allowed to operate there

[inland jackal]

ah you pinged him already

[grizzled meadow]

[inland jackal]

ciao falco

[grizzled meadow]

Privet W

[inland jackal]

privet?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-laced-laced-hulk-green-monster-shit-gif-11770717343618769494

[inland jackal]

im not russian lol

[grizzled meadow]

Aren't you russian or something

What

[inland jackal]

nor ukrainian

serbia my guy

[grizzled meadow]

I really thought you were russian

[inland jackal]

everybody thought the same

lemme correct you

Zdravo W

or

Здраво W
if you are fancy

(serbian language uses both latin and cyrillic)

i thought everybody knew that fact

[placid sail]

alright enough small talk, let's get to the business

wanna be my valentine

[grizzled meadow]

I knew it

[crimson flame]

[placid sail]

damn Falco you're so smart

and handsome

and funny

[placid sail]

is that a yes

[stone blade]

real

[inland jackal]

i cant believe i have to put on fps cap and turn on vsync in minecraft

[finite quest]

well

i have

awakened

[grizzled meadow]

Of course

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-dead-ash-williams-evil-laugh-evil-smile-gif-25908881

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

another day gone by

[placid sail]

hell yeah 🤝

sorry oguzy but I wanted to smash Falco for a good while

[finite quest]

more night terrors in muh sleep

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-rick-grimes-magnum-gun-shot-gif-13706228

me spotting a baby in a stroller

i modded dl1

[inland jackal]

most mined blocks by me

[finite quest]

On my way!

https://tenor.com/view/bat-rubix-cube-world-record-real-gif-21540339

[solar obsidian]

nice

[inland jackal]

then we have this

[placid sail]

ah, memderman farm

[lusty sonnet]

enderman farm be like that

[inland jackal]

ideaa

[placid sail]

it's actually not that hard to do

[narrow lotus]

OPAAAAAAA SERBIA MENTIONED WHAT ARE GOOD ROADS ????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT USE CARRIAGE WITH HORSES ANYMORE

[placid sail]

but it's so... arbitrary

[inland jackal]

paired with this one

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/serbia-gif-10490450246331073660

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

alone on valentines day
get email from emag about tablet discount

if nobody got me
I know that Emag got me

[solar obsidian]

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[placid sail]

my only profit on this glorious day (aside from screwing Falco) is that a delivery service has a huge cashback on heart-shaped pizzers

[stone blade]

alo delight

[lusty sonnet]

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[stone blade]

❤️

to all

I go buy monster now yes

[solar obsidian]

love for the homies

[stone blade]

ofc

[manic cave]

Wait is today Valentine's.

[finite quest]

my valentines is my best friend of 5 years

brotherly love > love of the woman

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-17765053

[placid sail]

no

[manic cave]

Ok cool

[solar obsidian]

go back to sleep

[finite quest]

what is the 14th

[lusty sonnet]

Delight is my Valentine

[manic cave]

No

[finite quest]

keep your homies close everyone, fuck dem hoes!

[stone blade]

My valentine is a can of monster

[placid sail]

if Falco ghosts me like a scheming vile fiend he is, I'm open to business delight, Ivanko, ares

[tulip ravine]

Morning

[stone blade]

Ill take you

[placid sail]

my man

[manic cave]

Birby.

[lusty sonnet]

give me time and place

[narrow lotus]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[placid sail]

today, your local crack den, bring oreos and antiseptics

[stone blade]

thats a weird dog

is it spanish?

[lusty sonnet]

you bring the booze

[finite quest]

its from erm

Tajikistan

idk

im not a dogologist

[storm stream]

why tf do you even want a valentine? what are you, desperate?

[finite quest]

scared my cat

he was eeping

he sensed a camera nearing him

[manic cave]

Hes only 2 weeks old. Hes a Quaker parrot. I'm calling him monty.

[placid sail]

pet

[finite quest]

name him william pen then

[stone blade]

apologize now

[finite quest]

if hes a quaker

[finite quest]

i did but hes now biscuiting my legs

[stone blade]

he accepted

[placid sail]

pet the cat

[finite quest]

my legd are bleed

[placid sail]

cat the pet

[finite quest]

im being bled

help

!!

[manic cave]

No. I'm naming him monty after monty burns from the Simpsons.

[finite quest]

william

[finite quest]

flanders

superior

[stone blade]

Broom

[manic cave]

Someone should make a mod that adds parrots into the zone I think that would be pretty cool

[finite quest]

thts a funny lookin broom

[stone blade]

indeed

[manic cave]

Just imagine hearing talking just to find out it was a parrot mimicking someone

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-scruggs-mirror-duel-gif-27559944

bang

[finite quest]

He looks like

hmm

arthur

[stone blade]

he looks like a cat

[finite quest]

Youre a good man arthur morgan

A good man

arthur butchering a black or white individual in the lemoyne swamp:

well

i hate the 14th

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

[stone blade]

This is my valentine

[finite quest]

shes so cute!

eat the can after drinking

also is that a redragon keyboard

[stone blade]

I'll shove the can up my ass

[finite quest]

WHAT..

[stone blade]

in game ofc

what

[finite quest]

oh

ok

is ur keyboard a redragon

[stone blade]

it's a razer blackwidow 3

[finite quest]

ah

looks like a redragon

[stone blade]

isn't

[finite quest]

my keyboards fucked lmao

[narrow lotus]

is this one good i never tried it

it has no sugar

[stone blade]

I like it

many people don't

those people are wrong

and stupid

[finite quest]

simplicity on top

[finite quest]

i use the asd keys too much

[stone blade]

mouse is a deathadder

[narrow lotus]

Real questions are being asked

[stone blade]

and my monitor is a viewsonic

[finite quest]

mine is an msi

[stone blade]

mic is trust lance

something

[finite quest]

i have a astro a10 g2 headset

thats my mic

[eager igloo]

Best mouse is me

[stone blade]

ah ye the headset

yes you are myshinka

[eager igloo]

Second is Everest's

[stone blade]

you're my favourite mouse

[finite quest]

im gonna eat you alive

[stone blade]

headset is the sennheiser 450

[finite quest]

i have munchies

[stone blade]

shoutout to sennheiser

[finite quest]

i feel like showing off a random playlist so i will

[stone blade]

I feel like playing mankind divided

First we play isaac tho

[finite quest]

9 goated songs

[hot snow]

you should eat a punching bag instead

[finite quest]

is this real chat

[finite quest]

ill eat you

[ruby minnow]

yo my man ivan

how are you

[finite quest]

get in mah bellay!

[hot snow]

good luck

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/get-in-my-belly-food-hungry-eat-fat-bastard-gif-4991197

[stone blade]

[stone blade]

hi

[finite quest]

ok i gotta get ready for school

[stone blade]

I'm ok

[narrow lotus]

i love facebook scams

[stone blade]

it's not a facebook scam the fk

[narrow lotus]

how much is 14+14 WRITE THE GOOD ANSWER BELOW AND HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A BMW X6

💀

[stone blade]

man hasn't heard of Sain trifun

I go stream isaac in lobby EN

[hot snow]

I just died

[stone blade]

hosepill

[finite quest]

in yo arms toniht

[narrow lotus]

i meant in general i saw many scams

[finite quest]

mustvr bee something u saidd

i just died inn yourr armmsss tonightt

[hot snow]

everybody wants to rule the world js the skibidi song isn't it

[finite quest]

yeah it is unfortunately

still goat song tho

[manic cave]

did you know

watermelon

[hot snow]

I mean you can't dislike a song cause it ended up in a shit meme

[finite quest]

ive eaten yellow watermelon

[manic cave]

🍉

[hot snow]

it wasn't with permission thats for sure

[hot snow]

I have too

it just tastes like watermelong

[finite quest]

my sister whos lesbian and autistic says the red one is better bc its more arousing

idk whats wrong with her but

def something

[pastel quartz]

she's lesbian and autistic

you said so yourself

[finite quest]

yes

and she has asthma

[hot snow]

greed stop talking about mentally challenged people you're gonna say the n word again

[finite quest]

it comes natural

[hot snow]

and I'm gonna get muted for talking about you saying the n word again

[pastel quartz]

wtf I have asthma too is this why I like red better

[stone blade]

I got cancer

in game

[finite quest]

wth

asthma = red melon lover

[lone cedar]

zucc W apple 3500$ plastic L

[hot snow]

red melon has more air in it surely

[finite quest]

true

imagine having asthma

or being lactose

imagine havin both

[hot snow]

lactose intolerant is awful

imagine not being able to consume chocolate milk

[finite quest]

imagine being also allergic to fuckin Nuts

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-gif-25520245

alergic to nuts

[pastel quartz]

I still think lactose intolerance is a myth

[finite quest]

hanged

[pastel quartz]

I have yet to meet a romanian taht can't lactoze

[finite quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908583081953349652/1206834849990844426/caption.gif?ex=65dd738a&is=65cafe8a&hm=30138c6c2cd87e09909fe4b82af94a0370adaa10777927bf188391d8d98dd8a9& my dog if u guys care

[hot snow]

romanians are built different

[finite quest]

was looking for him

[hot snow]

we don't have stupid alergies

[lone cedar]

i guess i have life debuff

[stone blade]

I ahev to do delirium

[finite quest]

u do

[stone blade]

shit

[hot snow]

or intolerances

[finite quest]

how the fuck do you struggle to breath after running up a flight of stairs

HOW!!!

[lone cedar]

one thing i would be devastated if i were alergic to dairy milk

or any type

[pastel quartz]

I think that's just being fat and has nothing to do with asthma

[hot snow]

probably asthma too

[finite quest]

i wish we were in the times of the dustbowl

so like

[hot snow]

my internet had asthma right now

[lone cedar]

Novak Djokovic, 37 year old tennis player with Asthma still outruns ppl

[hot snow]

God damn

[finite quest]

70s 80s i forget

so people with asthma

and

lactose allergy

can get lobotomized

and deaded

:(

or

put in a tub and basically drowned bc wearing stray jacket

[inland jackal]

swing once and inventory is full

[finite quest]

i think my hate for asthmatic people comes from my sister

shes an artist tho

and streams

i troll her stream smetimes bc it funny

shes a dnd player

who likes the band ghost

[hot snow]

also I never asked but why exactly do you need meds greed

[finite quest]

her arts pretty good ngl

[finite quest]

adhd unfortunately bc pollutants

[hot snow]

right

[finite quest]

consequences of industrial revolution

[hot snow]

and what is adhd

[finite quest]

i atleast didnt get cursed with uhh

autims

oh

attention deficit

hyperactive disorder

[hot snow]

yeah

what kind of condition is it

[finite quest]

neurological

smthin like that

[hot snow]

so it's in the same vein as mental things

[finite quest]

adhds common though

[hot snow]

doesn't that make you adhd and a hypocrite

[finite quest]

adhd is subjective

different for everyone

[hot snow]

fuck does that mean

[finite quest]

in my case im dumb and smart and ill go on rants occasionally

[hot snow]

that doesn't change the fact it is what it is

[pastel quartz]

wonder what's worse adhd or ocd

[finite quest]

both bad

[hot snow]

so everyone who has adhd

[finite quest]

not necessarily

its different

subjective

for everyone

[hot snow]

sure

[finite quest]

regardless of it being a neurological challenge

i wanna learn how to spell that volcanic silica lung disease

almost figured it out

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis

wait

did i get it

no way

[lone cedar]

37 year old asthma user doing fortnite emote when winning against youngsters 2x younger than him

[finite quest]

i missed one letter

it was silico not silica

shit

anyways im done with my AD rant

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/rg-angry-walk-a-win-is-a-win-win-stare-gif-17323535

[finite quest]

hows everyones morning

[inland jackal]

what about it

[lone cedar]

Asthma just an excuse for todays people

[stone blade]

I'm playing isaac

[pastel quartz]

it is good morning after carrying noob friend in mhw

[finite quest]

moment

mines good bc im talking to you guys

[stone blade]

nice

I beat mom now I"m in her uterus

nice.

[finite quest]

What

realistic experience as a baby

named isaac

[inland jackal]

playin on #🎪bruh-fart minecraft server

feels good to have a monopoly over netherite

[finite quest]

ok

nice

i tried minecraft

the modding is a bit retarded though

so i refudned it

i have it on my xbox 360

anyways

[inland jackal]

why buy it

when you can have it

[finite quest]

idk just felt

i miss xbox 360 days

castle miner z 😢

[inland jackal]

boomer

[finite quest]

im not even old

lol

[pastel quartz]

this chat is pretty hit or miss

[finite quest]

how so

[pastel quartz]

there's a very small time window when you have normal, pleasant people like now

but outside of that it's just braindead nonsense

[finite quest]

like yesterdays infamous debates

of

chainsaw vs knight

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[pastel quartz]

like chainsaw vs knight armor?

[finite quest]

no

A knight

just look up chainsaw

in chat history

its a rabbithole

lmao

[pastel quartz]

lol ok

something to look forward to for my next coffee

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1207283740745793546/Z.png?ex=65df159a&is=65cca09a&hm=3ac5ae0cb1d7e491e025e2e36b0a12b0a1cd2f3c8dce72f278a8eeaf6442adbf&

[inland jackal]

cannot wait to return to my potato plantation

[lone cedar]

good heater for these cold days

[placid sail]

3!

[placid sail]

GET

THE SHULKER

BOXES

FFS

every time I see your inventory clogged with fucking beds or netherrack, I weep

[inland jackal]

i did have some empty ones but i ran out of wool

[inland jackal]

why

[placid sail]

efficiency

don't make me outlaw Serbia

I'll make it a part of Kosovo I swear

[upper axle]

no shulker boxes? Mods, put a bag over his head and drop him in the Appalachian wilderness so the creatures and the hillbillies can sort him out.

[inland jackal]

shulkers

[placid sail]

moderators

there's a person here playing minecraft suboptimally

put him in chains

[inland jackal]

time to play terraria now

[placid sail]

also one of the reasons I'm physically in pain if I had to play vanilla is because I'm too spoilt with backpack mods at this point

[inland jackal]

traveling backpack is the goat

[upper axle]

Mister Electric, send this scum to the deepest pits of hell, where their torment will be eternal and terrible.

[pastel quartz]

OH MY GODDD

[inland jackal]

your nuts returned to default?

[pastel quartz]

SOMEONE TOOK THE UNDERSTANDING SOCIAL BEHAIVIOR COURSE 0.5 SECONDS BEFORE ME

0.5 FUCKING SECONDS

[inland jackal]

lol

[pastel quartz]

fuck you goodle captcha

[placid sail]

you're gonna be austistic forever Oguzy

all because you were too slow

[inland jackal]

whats so special about that course

[pastel quartz]

I dump you

go fuckyourself tonight I'm gonna beat my beat to batman pillow

[placid sail]

it's fine, I got Falco and some other secondary options already

[pastel quartz]

I have my shotgun

[placid sail]

never put all your eggs in a single basket boyo, I know this

BECAUSE IT WAS I

WHO TOOK THE SOCIAL COURSES FROM YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[pastel quartz]

we well kiss each other like the last kiss

[upper axle]

homoerotic behavior in the chat detected

[stone blade]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mikuru-anime-gun-gif-18235477

[stone blade]

DELIRIUM IS DEAD

killed him with forgotten

first try

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[placid sail]

this is like screaming "oh no someone is being cringe in offtopic"

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/vucic-aleksandar-aleksandar-vucic-vučić-aleksandar-vučić-gif-18430471

[upper axle]

i mean its entirely facetious on my part because like

dude

we already know why

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-read-lol-pluha-gif-25623140

[placid sail]

stop trying to be funny

and kiss me instead

[upper axle]

anyway i got back into Vermintide a couple days ago and im now level 30 on my veteran, almost completed an auric mission tonight, Maelstrom modifier, Damnation difficulty.

that shit is fucking sadistic and i love it.

[fresh rose]

Fucking hell

[placid sail]

I take it as a "no"

[fresh rose]

Gonna need a jet engine for cooling

[upper axle]

also auric maelstrom shit is BIG TIME FUN for Veteran 'cause scavenger perk means just unlimited ammo 'cause theres so many fucking specials

its great

[finite quest]

its decently cold outside, minor 28 fahrenheit

[upper axle]

its a solid maybe, start slow, we'll see from there.

[upper axle]

[placid sail]

@stone blade this you?

[pastel quartz]

this is me

[stone blade]

yes

[upper axle]

yknow i just realized that if Ben Stiller grew a goatee he could be a solid face to play Gordon Freeman in a live action Half Life movie.

[hot snow]

I dont see it

[hot snow]

but I would love if there was a half life movie

seeing as half life is my favorite piece of media

[placid sail]

and he would make it a shitty b-rate romcom

I'd say go for it

call it half-life 3 as well, so the ever-tormented fans would have yet another heartbreak in the cinema

[hot snow]

they already tried it with alyx

we're ready this time

don't you worry

[upper axle]

he would and it would be funny as fuck

nah but in all seriousness his face is the only match IMO he's not an actor suited to the role.

honstly tho as loathe as i am to feed the meme

Ryan Gosling could do a good Gordon.

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow everything is ready bby when are you coming

[hot snow]

I mean they'd have to either go against the principle of Gordon being mute or just have the guy playing him not say a single line

[upper axle]

TBH im no Half Life lore expert but i think Gordon is probably not mute, but mute in the games because Valve kinda doesnt do the whole main character who mouths off and tells you what to feel thing ever and i appreciate that.

i dont think Gordon talking would present a huge issue if done right.

just make him kinda stoic and quiet, but not silent

[hot snow]

I mean there's multiple points in hl2 where people specifically point out that he doesn't talk

[upper axle]

is there?

i dont remember

[hot snow]

yeah

[upper axle]

been a long time

[pastel quartz]

gordon is a mute

[hot snow]

scroll up

and you'll see

that I said thay

[placid sail]

nah

he's just chewing on a really tasty bubblegum

• he's on his sigma grind

no time to talk with normies

[pastel quartz]

or he's mewing

[hot snow]

you should chew more of those choccy milk sticks you mouthed on about

[finite quest]

well its quite chilly

my bus was late so

[placid sail]

it's such a weird and strange meme

[hot snow]

no it makes perfect sense

and it totally works

[pastel quartz]

🤫🧏‍♂️ bye bye

[hot snow]

mewing + looksmaxxing is the ultimate combination

[pastel quartz]

thats what gordon is doing

[placid sail]

and just like that, you've lost my senile mind with your silly gibberish

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[hot snow]

chocolate milk stick

[placid sail]

what

[pastel quartz]

its basically just making your jaw more refined

like that of a model

[pale ingot]

slobber on this white chocolate popsicle

[pale ingot]

damn

[hot snow]

no fuck white chocolate

shot sucks

[placid sail]

yes, yes, putting a tongue on the roof of your mouth or something, as if it could actually do anything

[pale ingot]

its not that bad

[placid sail]

it's everything else that accompanies it that confuses me

the emojis and other silly shit

[hot snow]

it tastes like it was washed out with bleach and it lost its colour because of jt

[pale ingot]

bro is hating on chocolate

[hot snow]

the word silly is what determines the word

[placid sail]

white chocolate is not chocolate

shrimple as that

[pastel quartz]

nah, the getting your jaw used to the your teeth and tongue up

[hot snow]

not chocolate just white choc

[pale ingot]

im just saying its not that bad

[hot snow]

it sucks

the only white chocolate I've ever tasted that was good was Christmas chocco bons

those slap

but that's it

[pale ingot]

sending a box of white chocolate to your house rn

[hot snow]

and they're gone now anyway

[pastel quartz]

Its more like just getting your jaw used to that position, the part where it makes your jaw stick out is just fantasy

[placid sail]

I feel like this is gonna be a vain attempt, but I can't just ignore it completely

Stella, hold on to your chair

[hot snow]

what's that gonna do

I dislike it

[placid sail]

most of the stuff you see on tiktok

[hot snow]

I'm not allergic to it

[placid sail]

is utter bullshit

[hot snow]

yeah everyone knows that man

[pastel quartz]

yeah, I noticed

[hot snow]

you think the little crotch goblins that use it aren't being told off by their parents

[pastel quartz]

I dont take anything off tiktok seriously

[placid sail]

ok good

because meowing or whatever the fuck

is 100% bullshit too

[solar obsidian]

am i simp for mewing to looksmaxx or is edging goated?

[placid sail]

Delight I am going to slap you

[solar obsidian]

you're giving sus ohio npc vibes rn. save your rizz for livy dunn and baby gronk, please.

[pastel quartz]

I've seen the bs on that app, If I see any of my daughters watch skibidi toilet or other brainrot shit, I'm sending them to their grandma's house

[placid sail]

friendship with Delight ended

Lithuania is gonna be bombarded

[solar obsidian]

thats nothing new

[placid sail]

you're gonna send them to a boring place which will prompt them to watch tiktok even more

[solar obsidian]

we have 14 (fourteen) soldiers guarding the border

[placid sail]

solid fucking plan

[hot snow]

the only tik tok trend I can't stand is the npc shit

[solar obsidian]

you just need more boolets

[hot snow]

and that's cause every little shitter in my school says it unironically

and it passes me off

[hot snow]

that one's funny

[placid sail]

what's the npc shit

[solar obsidian]

and bigger wepons

[placid sail]

ah

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-bullets-gif-6493979152995335147

[pastel quartz]

a place where the only sign of advanced shit is a crt monitor and a vhs player

[hot snow]

I'm not gonna go into I can't be fucked

[placid sail]

those weird creatures that do some sort of program on demand

[hot snow]

ita annoying is all you need to know

[inland jackal]

good heavens

[solar obsidian]

hes arriving

[placid sail]

even if you take away thier phones and condemn them to that boring stone age exile, the only thing you're gonna teach them is to hide shit from you

[pastel quartz]

necessity is the mother of creativity

[placid sail]

I'm upset that russian tiktok is warded off from the rest of the world, I wanted to see the fresh new global retarded trends

[solar obsidian]

rare russia W

[pastel quartz]

hallo

[inland jackal]

W?

[placid sail]

here's another proverb, your old ass is gonna lay alone on its deathbed with shit like that

[finite quest]

and s

[finite quest]

shoot them

violence is answer

always

no matter the age

[placid sail]

nah man, it's choking on its own farts, it's still a cesspool

would have been better to at least have worldwide farts available

[solar obsidian]

do you have a russian tiktok?

of course u do

[placid sail]

I used to browse it a bit, but I got bored of exclusively russian content

[solar obsidian]

why did i even ask

[placid sail]

I want to look at insane american youth inventing another life-threatening bullshit

[pastel quartz]

vhs Isn't that boring, I used to carry a walkman cassete player in highschool, before I had a phone

[inland jackal]

yk what i hate

stuff that i hate

[placid sail]

your children (unless you're going to go insane amish mother that prohibits all tech road) are going to have access to world net, streaming platforms and all the digital entertainment in the world

vhs is gonna be a peculiar technological antique to them at the very best

they won't care about your ancient "back in my day it was fun" bullshit. they're gonna go FUCK THIS SHIT GIVE US THE INTERNET AND PHONES BACK

[pastel quartz]

Your children will have mental problems if you are a bad parent

[placid sail]

damn sir

that's deep

[solar obsidian]

gotta cut you off from the outside world. north korea grindset, baby 💪🇰🇵

[inland jackal]

thats a w

[pastel quartz]

Yes because yesterday I learned a fact and today I'm feeling weird

[solar obsidian]

what fact?

[placid sail]

one day they're gonna cut our internet from the world as well, and that will be the end of the good ol busy you so love

[pastel quartz]

then what am I suppose to do, if I let them get exposed to that brainrot, Idk what I'll do

[placid sail]

cherish me while I'm still here

and ask me on a valentine date

[solar obsidian]

leave the country

[pastel quartz]

My mental problems are caused by my family....

[solar obsidian]

🫂

[narrow lotus]

thats 10 more than romania

[pastel quartz]

Like thinking everybody gonna leave me because of one little mistake... Because when I forgor to do something in house my mom threatened me by leaving the house and many times hit herself in head

[narrow lotus]

( there are hunderds of americans tho )

[solar obsidian]

i dont believe you

[pastel quartz]

🫂

[placid sail]

you're supposed to treat your children like people you help to understand the essence of things, not like dogs. you don't prohibit the internet and tiktok with all its brainrot to them, they're gonna get more encouraged that way. instead, you explain it to them why it's a brainrot, why it's dangerous, and what is better and worthwhile instead

[narrow lotus]

WEll our borders are defended by American AAs for example

Romania has a few F16 squadrons patrolling but thats about it

[pastel quartz]

You can't stop the brainrot

But you can teach your child how to protect itself from brainrot

[solar obsidian]

i feel you. we are in the pockets of nato too

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[placid sail]

second unofficial name of brainfart channel

[solar obsidian]

but hey, i rather choose nato

[narrow lotus]

rather be Nato than Putin , all im saying

[placid sail]

lol

you get to choose shit with nato at least

[pastel quartz]

Yeah I choose the same tbh

[placid sail]

with putin, you won't get to choose anything

you may trust me on that

[narrow lotus]

Belarus moment

[solar obsidian]

yikes

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

im just waiting for assassinations

[placid sail]

can a homie drop at yo crib

[solar obsidian]

sure, if u help me around the house

[placid sail]

define the labour assortment and intensity

[solar obsidian]

could you send me your size numbers? i would like to gift you a maid costume for valentines day

[placid sail]

there's been a spike of "interesting" lethal incidents in Russia in the last two years, with a lot of influential people suddenly falling out of the windows, choking on air, suddenly found dead in their swimming pools and so on

probably just a coincidence

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-dance-black-man-twerk-dance-twerk-gif-26318377

[finite quest]

stalin death was funny

man died from his own paranoia

[placid sail]

medium size usually works for me, but I'm also pretty tall, so medium to large

[finite quest]

[pale ingot]

its full of pipe bombs instead of chocolate

[placid sail]

if you're a big man in Russia, you either die of your own paranoia, or the lack of it

schizo rat race all the way

so I prefer to be just a little funny guy

[pastel quartz]

the worse part, he told his men to not enter his office if it isnt allowed by him

unauthorized entrances can sometimes lead to a death penalty from what I heard

[pastel quartz]

don't be a big man in russia then

got it

[finite quest]

exactly

[placid sail]

some people manage it, but I simply cannot fathom how money and power can be worth being perpetually on edge and trying to one up everyone and not let them do the same to you

it's not a life

[finite quest]

putins gonna die the same way i guarantee

he has parkinsons i think

hes very shaky

[pastel quartz]

thats why high up russians rolled around in volga's

[finite quest]

he a shaky shaky man

if u seen some of the vids on him

u notice he has

tremors

[fallow trellis]

women = feminine men

[finite quest]

unless hes just super nervous

[finite quest]

nuh uh

effeminate males

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/controversial-brave-gif-19359321

[pale ingot]

girls = fem boys

[finite quest]

Sharif dont like it rockin the casbah!

[pastel quartz]

oh, so I just need to explain it to them like a doctor explaining to his patient he has cancer

okay

[fallow trellis]

gregnant males

[pale ingot]

am i pregnante??

[placid sail]

no, you should explain it to them like you would explain it to your friend you care about a lot

who effectively they are, ideally

why is tiktok a brainrot, Stella?

[pale ingot]

cause it fucking SUCKS

[pastel quartz]

thats just how I explain things, I don't sugarcoat, I tell the truth

[pale ingot]

i don't think you're supposed to be blunt and totally down to earth with young kids bro

[placid sail]

sure, autismo girl, do your thing, but they're children, so don't just tell the truth, explain the truth, don't just make it a law, explain why it makes sense

why is tiktok retarded?

[pale ingot]

pepl do very bad thing on there...

and they get hurt...

[placid sail]

and that is how you explain it, no need for sugarcoating or lies

[finite quest]

we talk about autism oh yeah