🎪bruh-fart

[green schooner]

I'm mocking you being in bandit

and poor

[pale ingot]

atleast my voicelines are goated

[green schooner]

arent you the same person dying to ai

in the pitt

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-owo-moment-lil-cat-face-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1322415692904155350

call me crazy

[pale ingot]

fake

i never said i was dying to ai

atleast not often

[uncut yew]

Have you decided which one to join in the future?

[pale ingot]

yeah i fuck with mercs more

[green schooner]

only time I die to ai is always when im fighting someone

for some reason

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179885417651245177/1206620877471354910/IMG_2931.jpg?ex=65dcac43&is=65ca3743&hm=dfd4932f9e514bb4d69fdd2bcde5d80b72e0ebf957dcc5960c83beb48aa1ab65&

charon is trying to pvp?

spawn ai beside him now.

[pale ingot]

only time i die to ai is when i run out of ammo or when i get fucking instakilled because my plate breaks and my armor isnt good enough

[green schooner]

zad

ai always gets you at the worst timing

[uncut yew]

ooof, Covenant is loved by EXBO and their infamous "focus group", they have 'all' the hackers also.

[pale ingot]

i heard its mostly all russians

and id rather have more people I can understand and communicate with

[uncut yew]

Everything is mostly Russians, despite not being the Russian server

[green schooner]

duty is the best...

[pale ingot]

the lamest

[green schooner]

wdym we both play EU

[pale ingot]

wtf does duty do even

[green schooner]

kill mutants protectors of the zone

blah blah

[pale ingot]

its got nothing interesting about it

[uncut yew]

Well, apart from their top tier PvP clans, they are in a much worse position than Freedom

[green schooner]

their armor just makes me have a orgasm

[pale ingot]

youre a nerd!!!

[green schooner]

tell me about it

lol

always 10 to 1 against freedomers

[green schooner]

ok goober!!

[green schooner]

yeah but

armor is cool tho

[uncut obsidian]

I'd play on EU if my ping wasn't shit there since i have to use vpn

[uncut yew]

Uhhh, yes, that is the point yeah.
The Russians use VPNs to go to the EU server, there are a fuckton of them... All the big clans either speak RU + EN or RU only

[pale ingot]

this is equal to a chick with no dick.. its missing the most important part... the uniqueness..

[green schooner]

it is unqiue

look at the skat armor

drippy af

[uncut yew]

Also, Freedom gets fucking 'fast travel' by using the underground to run north, saving time and effort. 100% bullshit

[green schooner]

holy shit

@pale ingot we havent lost yanov yet

(shocked)

[green schooner]

i know

it is what it is

[uncut yew]

Hence why I, despite my initial preference for Duty, joined Freedom.

[green schooner]

i always seem to pick the harder things

but I curb stomp most players anyways

so I'm fine with walking

[uncut yew]

The game is enough of a ball-crushing machine as is, don't need to go from ball-stomped Stalker to nut-squeezed Duty

[green schooner]

the treaty ended and I joined

when we had the treaty

[uncut yew]

[green schooner]

so I'm used to being friendly with freedomers

now I just kill them on sight lol

[pale ingot]

give it to the freedomers

[green schooner]

no

[pale ingot]

friendly donation

be kind

[green schooner]

freedom stinky

[uncut yew]

I remember seeing people discuss that newbies were going to join subfactions during the treaty, only to get shafted by reality soon thereafter

[green schooner]

ye

im still pissed how stalkers are siding with mercs

and watched me die

literal enemies on god

cant kill them sadly

[pale ingot]

and im here planning to go mercs and get my feet degloved by covenants

[uncut yew]

Just create a cross-faction squad with someone, now you can kill everyone

[green schooner]

how do you even do that

[uncut yew]

PDA

[green schooner]

ah

[pale ingot]

how is bro so far into the game but doesn't know how to squad up

[green schooner]

cause im solo

and the only person I play with is

polish man

[pale ingot]

anyway rn im in a bit of a rough patch because i only have photon-2 gear in rostok and the pit

[amber marsh]

Ayo, two reactions?

https://tenor.com/view/russianbadger-this-doing-numbers-shit-this-doing-numbers-numbers-gif-24905081

[uncut yew]

Look forward to when you get 360 no scoped, 100% headshot by an ESP scrip kiddie that is on good terms with the EXBO "focus group".

[pale ingot]

i keep getting killed without many chances to protect myself because of players pretty often

and i have indeed seen stalkers in the pit

[uncut yew]

Also, EXBO spends their time drinking alcohol at their office, and they fired a guy they hired to fix the company because they didn't want to 'submit to his vision'.

[pale ingot]

but it was like a high tier player that actually rocked my shit before i could even hit him once

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929514117692268574/1206725854667735090/hawhrleaf2c81.png?ex=65dd0e07&is=65ca9907&hm=b99b54f72b0c0ea2d13d7f71ed2d69f2ced30457b34188a1042a164258c27deb&

[pale ingot]

hire guy to tell you how to clean up your act
fire him because he tells you what to do

based

[uncut yew]

I wonder, have you been killed by someone rocking red (master) gear yet, or have the matchmaking gods spared you such injustice?

[pale ingot]

For now, I've been spared

[pale ingot]

but I've gotten fucked by a stalker wearing upgraded pink gear in the pits

the pits of all places

the one place thats supposed to have only bandits

[uncut yew]

I assume you know the whole, don't upgrade your gear beyond +7 or +5 or +9 or whatever, right?

[pale ingot]

nah ive never even gotten to upgrading my shit

[uncut yew]

Because that shit will randomly at some arbitrary point force you to the next matchmaking level

[pale ingot]

i need to do it

[uncut yew]

Just stick to +5 for now then, you'll need spare parts for +6 and above so you should not really be able to screw yourself over too hard yet.

oh, but some theories say to stay at +3 or below

[pale ingot]

i heard theres some side quest that gives me a good armor

[uncut yew]

Everything is a hellish guessing game

[pale ingot]

or maybe main

idk

but point is that armor would send me to the next matchmaking level

and i do not wanna wear that shit

[uncut yew]

Main story gives you a fully fledged exo skeleton at vet rank

[pale ingot]

damn that's bonkers

[uncut yew]

Although, you can't upgrade it to the mule, so it can only stay at vet

Good for hauling deliveries though

[pale ingot]

ngl i just wanna get my abakan upgraded

[green schooner]

@pale ingot 10 more

[pale ingot]

got the worn one rn

[green schooner]

😭

[pale ingot]

i need like more of every material + im prioritizing the worn ah-3 first

[uncut yew]

Nice, the 5.45 line is the current meta for endgame. Good thing to invest in.

[pale ingot]

so I've been told

[green schooner]

9

[pale ingot]

vss vintorez was supposed to be like THE meta rn, right

[green schooner]

pretty sure but they uh

made it hard af to get

[pale ingot]

my plan is to go for the aek

then uhh

whatever else i wanna get idk

[green schooner]

am mildly upset

have to go back to bar

[uncut yew]

For long range, yes

[green schooner]

for handguard

[uncut yew]

short/med, A 545

med only, f2k

[pale ingot]

[uncut yew]

Ultra cqb, FAMAS/Scorpion EVO

[pale ingot]

i wanna get one of the ultra strong snipers and go shoot newbies in the swamps since it has some cool vantage points but by the time i get that kinda gear ill be on a high matchmaking level and i dont know how many people actually go to the swamps for signal hunting stuff

[uncut yew]

Yeeeaaah, that is not going to work.... Swamp is not a signal spot

[pale ingot]

ive been told it is

[uncut yew]

How old is this info?

[pale ingot]

continuously been told this by the guy ive been playing with

[uncut yew]

[pale ingot]

i do not know how old his info truly is

[broken topaz]

Let's goooo

[pale ingot]

go test it yourself

[uncut yew]

People mostly go dark valley or agroprom to hunt alpha

[pale ingot]

ive seen signals as far down as garbage but i haven't gone down to cordon or swamps since i got the reciever

[green schooner]

HAM

hes hunting me

LMAO

the one I stole the ap from

[pale ingot]

the guy you stole the ammo from

lmaooo

[green schooner]

hes hunting me

in the city at aw

i dropped him to 1 and he ran

[pale ingot]

u been downed yet?

[weak jackal]

look in brainfart

no memes

[fading shuttle]

real

[pale ingot]

skedaddle. outta here. shoo

[green schooner]

i mean plenty of times

[green schooner]

obviously

[pale ingot]

p!alex

[foggy mantle]

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[weak jackal]

hiss

[broken topaz]

That's hot

Need a girl like that

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-gif-6087585662321898091

[tidal trellis]

By the nine I'm tweaking

[pale ingot]

by the 9x39 ap dude i mean

[green schooner]

I mean not today

he didnt down me

[pale ingot]

real

[green schooner]

his aim sucks to much

[green schooner]

:3

[pale ingot]

anyway i need to do more signal hunting

for the sake of money

[weak jackal]

SIGNALIS?!?!?

[pale ingot]

no

[green schooner]

im getting it

finally

[pale ingot]

cause i could maybe buy myself a month of premium eventually

[green schooner]

hey guess what

[pale ingot]

chicken butt

[green schooner]

yeah bro

go buy your month of premium

loser

[slender rock]

@stone blade I mean i didn't even need converting just lidl is better than what we have in the states

[pale ingot]

slide ONE...

[green schooner]

and i havent used a single one

yet

[pale ingot]

slide premium

[slender rock]

either walmart, after that it's target then I guess koger which independent grocery thing

but

[uncut yew]

I had to activate a one-day premium the other day, so I could dump a ton of shit into the premium storage tabs.

[green schooner]

ye

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow

[green schooner]

guess who has to go to

bar

[pale ingot]

dont u have like

a fast travel through your base

to har

bar

[green schooner]

no

i dont think so

[pale ingot]

i saw it in the bar location map and in the world map

[green schooner]

oh shit we do??

[pale ingot]

i swear theres one for each faction

[uncut yew]

The fast travel takes like 2 minutes of running with boosts

[green schooner]

better then being touched

[pale ingot]

better than running 5 minutes and getting shot in the head mid trip

[sage otter]

Good night chat

[uncut yew]

For Freedom, it is faster to run the regular route assuming you don't get killed.

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/departure-gif-19473779

[pale ingot]

better to not risk getting domed

tonjot risk

its 1 am my brain is turning to slop

do i go to slee

[heavy peak]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2024/02/13/881ca95b69f1d0e7-vp9.mp4

[pale ingot]

@heavy peak i peeped the meme stash

you werent fast enough

[green schooner]

ok at bar @uncut yew

already

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/йокелемене-men-in-black-light-sunglasses-gif-15516530

[pale ingot]

[uncut yew]

It is fast-ish, but it is just slow enough for me to want to die when I fast travel

[green schooner]

@pale ingot

finally

I got the handguard

time to go north

[pale ingot]

the cockring

[heavy peak]

Now this shit's real
https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2024/02/13/c181657830d6a49c-vp9.mp4

[green schooner]

for my exo suit

[green schooner]

for my extended mag for the asval

[pale ingot]

real

[green schooner]

me af

[pale ingot]

so thats the name of the not retarded catgirl version of that creature

[fading shuttle]

yes

[pale ingot]

noted for future use

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukihime-arcueid-brunstud-gif-23015151

[pale ingot]

now I'll

go sleep

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/988876253270515732/71A37792-1F44-45FA-A3A9-5454B8C6DE8B.gif

[pastel quartz]

neco arc r34 goes wild

[placid sail]

maybe I should go to an improv sesh someday

provided there are any in mordor

[fading shuttle]

Id imagine they would be getting raided constantly

[placid sail]

is there some sort of joke currently flying full speed over my eepy head

[fading shuttle]

Improv has a lot of people attracted to the same sex as them

[placid sail]

huh

what a weird place to hook up

[fading shuttle]

Gae

[placid sail]

yeah I got that part

well I mean any third place is as good as any for hooking up ig

but why gaes and exactly on improv sesh

[fading shuttle]

Something about improv just does that, we had this old improv thing back at school and I swear to god every guy I knew that went there was gae

[placid sail]

"every time I sucked some dick in the backroom of a theatre section, I've heard some boys whispering and giggling to each other!"

I see, I see

[placid sail]

I don't judge alex

you do you

also that reminds me that I've been to an exclusively gae night club couple years ago

there's even been that drag queen show or whatever the proper name

probably bland story for a westerner, but we supposedly have that stuff made literally illegal, but guess not

[fading shuttle]

Mordor only really exists around moscow

The rest is doing its own thing generally

[placid sail]

fair point

it kinda was, there've been several of them, and they were sassy and expressive as hell

but a lot of expressions and supposedly inner culture that simply flew above me

but it was fun for a single experience

I'm not entirely sure who's the target audience

I guess woke people

which are almost nonexistent here, hence my surprise to see that here

oh, and well, sexual minorities, which are ever present and always will be

aiiiee

eeepy

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

[crimson flame]

i feel that

[slender rock]

okay now that BZ has long ass name now

[placid sail]

oi

cunt

[finite quest]

what is this fucking creature

yeah this is literally

askinwalker

allegedly ofc

or its just a ugly bimbo

[slender rock]

wot, give me a ciggy ya caaaaaaaant

[finite quest]

when she doesnt have the makeup :3

[placid sail]

I only vape now cos I'm hip

[slender rock]

too much fucking SAUCE CANT

[placid sail]

and since it is technically Wednesday already

the tithe has been paid

gn brainfart

[slender rock]

night

[strong eagle]

I need a full translation.

[finite quest]

roamah wanderah nomad vagabondd! call me whatchu will!

[strong eagle]

The fuck?

[gleaming grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTczCpIaLAU&list=RDfTczCpIaLAU&start_radio=1

me when

[strong eagle]

Me when they can't find evidence of my wrong doing because they couldn't find the eyewitnesses (I wonder why)

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/441707834359414784/1206712195782807652/9bd255800ad54bff97296b095585c360.mp4?ex=65dd014f&is=65ca8c4f&hm=a623ee72f6498db7dbe3ed20a7933d361a6a3d66eda61ed62362505c68bd2b50&

[gleaming grove]

what if I say

a chinchilla

it looks angry

idk why

[ruby minnow]

man this headache is killing me

[finite quest]

rupaul

my mom loves watching it

[ruby minnow]

no its just migrane

i wish it was hangover

[heavy peak]

Just take a nap

Or go to sleep

[deep topaz]

what is this creature

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1206992900970254346/4b4d5d200ea441d29e98f5875b7295c0.mov?ex=65de06bc&is=65cb91bc&hm=2c95564a5b8cec593e2b0046a3100b059aa602a8809eb57e5acc6d0df1127a94&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1207007529461350420/db75295d66b0a94284b283c0cd917ccb.mp4?ex=65de145c&is=65cb9f5c&hm=ae04590b2895769a93e48fdc200891bef5f4ac1ab733532386c1a51079220a8d&

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF_5ClbWIAAaZE6.jpg:large

https://vxtwitter.com/CamoTheProtogen/status/1757161555022549453?t=YranYC-yZI8xVTheT60G_A&s=33

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGPoTc6a8AAcaBQ.jpg:large

[ruby minnow]

tried

[deep topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/Spyrook/status/1757510068818301359?t=ajFaKepmOs4VbmwUX6LWGg&s=33

[ruby minnow]

i rolled around in my bed for 3 hours

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/543283665879302144/1207131508368736316/penny_1.mov?ex=65de87d3&is=65cc12d3&hm=ed7443e7f2fce79f8c0b06e3ec66130f5a6f0717e95bcf0d11e831b86c70982d&

[undone wave]

4 hours*

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1207128984815403068/IMG_5687.jpg?ex=65de8579&is=65cc1079&hm=284048a1cc5feabfb6937b5ce9b50e4ffeeb4d5c48c4b6674e3b440f6228388e&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1206863782517669888/hair3.mp4?ex=65dd8e7c&is=65cb197c&hm=0cf4e274df37976f2cd0effad997a5de09f9ec797c1ba9ef45fb336afd347403&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129952233480519741/1206902872428650516/1757275458113339392.mp4?ex=65ddb2e3&is=65cb3de3&hm=88175c4ff0544f36a03b32954debf6f4f676268120028bda64c6f32add0e207f&

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1129943706850578504/1206930398010019851/RDT_20240213_0942306549955764633989881.gif

[ruby minnow]

shouldn't have let the creeper come close

[deep topaz]

irl creeper got him

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/e4ay8mZ7ywE?si=JkWcrgeiZcJkmVYp

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cries-about-it-cry-about-it-crying-emoji-emoji-emoji-crying-gif-25998144

[green schooner]

drip drip

@pale ingot

[river robin]

Why do you play this shit

[green schooner]

cause its fun

[river robin]

It looks god awful and not in a purposely chosen art style way.

[green schooner]

well

it was a minecraft mod

made into its own game

its just stalker minecraft

[green schooner]

i mean I use it to play as another resort then tarkov

cause I don't enjoy losing everything streak

cause all you lose is ammo and resources and medkits

lol

[river robin]

So it encourages minge shitter behavior because there is little consequence to being a minge shitter

Is what you’re saying

Noted

[green schooner]

if getting murdered by cheaters is

being shit

sure

i didnt know shooting me through walls was fair play in tarkov

not even wood

hard cement walls

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-junker-headshot-head-head-eyes-gif-21110018

[green schooner]

thanks cori

[broken topaz]

:3

I hate tarkov

(I'm an EOD owner)

[green schooner]

so am I

tarkov mfs will do everythhing but let people enjoy another game

😭

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-we-running-tarkov-eft-escape-from-tarkov-gif-8016036653155868476

Thank God I stopped playing

[river robin]

Who said anything about tarkov
Bro you brought tarkov up.

[broken topaz]

He's mad

At tarkov

[green schooner]

very

[river robin]

Just don’t play it dumbass

[green schooner]

what do you think im doing

https://tenor.com/view/snuggly-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-anime-gif-348398537987303489

[river robin]

Thinking about it and whining about it

[green schooner]

thats tarkov syndrome

look at vokl

[broken topaz]

But not playing it

[green schooner]

volk

he stopped playing tarkov and he just magically rants about tarkov about how shit it is

and then disappears

[green schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6sc9HWPybl0

[deep topaz]

that's one thing i never understood about the audio system

how can they constantly make sounds not distinct between floors

[green schooner]

yes

[gleaming grove]

tbh Frieren is cuter short hair

[green schooner]

@pale ingot nvm bandits touched me

lost 38 beta

and they aint even gonna auction it

😭

[uncut obsidian]

omg... is that... me... literally... me...

[deep topaz]

the grass is always greener on the other side

[weak jackal]

the titties are always fatter on the other side of the locker room

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1199053266114334721/1201305226305614005/attachment.gif

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-eats-bird-jerma-bird-bird-on-my-head-jerma-birdhouse-gif-22290775

[glad carbon]

😭

@deep topaz @weak jackal

[weak jackal]

hi frog

[glad carbon]

Soldier

we must LIBERATE

[river robin]

Frog should have his pfp be a frog.
He’s a faker

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-discord-ren-and-stimpy-waking-up-gif-waking-up-gif-15074229291395472816

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/3DReH9c

[river robin]

Animal abuse

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-cat-stupid-tree-gif-14449883692431664425

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/amelia-watson-puppet-muppet-3d-cheering-gif-12149576420961989405

[feral kiln]

m

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1132815600176070676/attachment-25.gif

[broken topaz]

I am going to do unspeakable things to you

[feral kiln]

good, good, give in to your anger

[glad carbon]

🤨

[broken topaz]

anger?

[feral kiln]

strike me down and your journey to the dark side will be complete

[pastel quartz]

Guten morgen

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-bridget-guten-morgen-gif-26426411

[gleaming grove]

Boobas

[broken topaz]

I dont think so

[gleaming grove]

awh

[glad carbon]

hows it gooning chat

[broken topaz]

It is gooning

[weak jackal]

i'm melting

[broken topaz]

I forgot to eat

[weak jackal]

will liberate later

[broken topaz]

I cant eep

[pastel quartz]

guten abend mein bruder

[broken topaz]

@weak jackal Are you in possession of any funny (potentially lesbian) valentines memes i can send to a homie (h0m0)?

[broken topaz]

Es ist nicht mehr abend, brudi

[pastel quartz]

its evening for me

lol

maybe its morning for you

lol

so guten morgen

just for you

[broken topaz]

Thank you

[pastel quartz]

its almost midnight

like 11 pm

[green schooner]

[broken topaz]

it is presently 5:44

[broken topaz]

Good attempt

[green schooner]

idk that’s all I had

I play tarkov

[broken topaz]

I appreciate it

[green schooner]

my game is not

up

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

[pastel quartz]

are you by any chance le german?

[broken topaz]

I knew you wouldnt disappoint

<3

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/busy-working-hard-computer-hen-funny-gif-14264194

[pastel quartz]

plis

[green schooner]

what is that

[glad carbon]

chiken

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729219572393181284/1198079393499729940/tree.gif

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813191423461031948/1193132740023943218/1153316632156962947.gif

[broken topaz]

yes

[broken topaz]

I am

[river robin]

Man has never seen a chicken before
Fucking hopeless

[broken topaz]

chimken

[green schooner]

usually they are on my tray

or

On a plate

[broken topaz]

Pressed into dino shapes

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

me happi

[broken topaz]

Cola trinken und fortnite spielen

yipee

[runic kernel]

Hi cori Hi Frog Hi Samantha Hi Charon

[pastel quartz]

yipee

[broken topaz]

hi catboy

hii

heyy

[broken topaz]

Cycles of guilt?

[weak jackal]

she is not escaping the cycles of guilt

[green schooner]

uh

[broken topaz]

Im getting flashbacks to

EYE

[green schooner]

Big lesbian thing

Complicated

[weak jackal]

yeah whatsup?

[gleaming grove]

she's escaping the cycles of promise

[river robin]

Ok but he’s never seen a chicken on tv, or in the media, or online, or as a child at a petting zoo or some shit, or any other fucking time you could see a chicken in the Information Age where you could easily see it by accident—fucking hopeless

[green schooner]

not you

[weak jackal]

darn

[broken topaz]

You called?

[green schooner]

Your a man

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

What makes you think that

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/elster-signalis-dance-macarena-gif-11547313746429069829

[green schooner]

Uh

[weak jackal]

live skull reaction

[green schooner]

Females aren’t real

Psyop

[uncut obsidian]

who is he talking to

[runic kernel]

Hi Samantha

[uncut obsidian]

schizophrenia

[green schooner]

me

[weak jackal]

hello catfriend

[feral kiln]

fallout moment

[river robin]

Typical mod-moron-can’t-scroll-up moment

[broken topaz]

[uncut obsidian]

nah ur just talking to nobody

[broken topaz]

can you time him out for insulting staff?

i think it would be funny

[river robin]

Abuse

[weak jackal]

cori what replika model type are you

[runic kernel]

Hi Mamo4ka

[weak jackal]

@glad carbon i can play now

i am enduring

[broken topaz]

Id be an ARAR model for sure

All purpose worker drone

[weak jackal]

I'd either be ARAR or STAR

[weak jackal]

big hat

[green schooner]

Long hat

[green schooner]

Me

[broken topaz]

Sending this to my love interest

saying "this could be us"

[green schooner]

based

[weak jackal]

okay last signalis post

[broken topaz]

thats so dumb :D

[weak jackal]

:D

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-korean-war-macarthur-the-battle-at-lake-changjin-gif-16436274735539533878

[broken topaz]

Isnt that from anti american chinese propaganda movie?

[feral kiln]

idk

[green schooner]

Elster is literally me

[green schooner]

Send that

I need it

[green schooner]

Thanks

[broken topaz]

They dont look very excited

[green schooner]

maybe cause they are keeping their promise

[green schooner]

Whacky

[broken topaz]

God i love lego star wars

[weak jackal]

i bet u do

[weak jackal]

now put on the collar

[broken topaz]

okay :3

[green schooner]

That shit was the bomb when I was a kid

[weak jackal]

shrimple as that

[green schooner]

I got every golden brick

took me ages

[weak jackal]

slonked out

[broken topaz]

I wish that were me rn

[deep topaz]

carbon monoxide

[glad carbon]

[weak jackal]

CARBON MONOXIDE MENTIONED

[glad carbon]

im very sleepy so maybe one or two missions

[weak jackal]

okiiii

[broken topaz]

what are yoyu playin?

[weak jackal]

we get super credits

helldivehers 2

[broken topaz]

oh

i c

[green schooner]

me soon cause grind stalcraft and then losing all my resources to bandits

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-frieren-beer-friren-фрирен-gif-14322219776376419169

[broken topaz]

Im gonna pop some meds or three

and then try and sleep again

[green schooner]

what

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[broken topaz]

a little pick n mix

[weak jackal]

a trail mix

[broken topaz]

no

a pick n mix

[broken topaz]

like when you used to be able to buy small bags of sweets you could pick out at stores

for like 5 cents per candy

They dont really do that much anymore

And if they do its fucking expensive as shit

[deep topaz]

my ears smell like cheese

[broken topaz]

wash em

dirty litte rascal

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-multiverse-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-kibble-gif-11742453605070230556

[broken topaz]

Remind me to show brainfart my new guitar tmmrw

or rather

later today

[green schooner]

LOL

[broken topaz]

hard af

[toxic sundial]

Just fumbled the easiest factory raid ever omfg I'm going to end it i don't think I can recover from this

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[broken topaz]

[broken topaz]

lay down for a while

calm down

[green schooner]

I did that to all my friends

[broken topaz]

have a snack

[green schooner]

it’s tarkov

[toxic sundial]

I am

I alt f4ed and am in bed

[gleaming grove]

I am so hungry I can eat a door right now

[green schooner]

we should start a clinic for people getting off of tarkov

We could make bank

[gleaming grove]

"Good morning sir, how much time you had spent in Tarkov?"
"Opachki..."

[toxic sundial]

I can't I can't even

Like, half of it wasn't even my fault

[green schooner]

Just say shoreline and peacekeeper in the same sentence

or

[toxic sundial]

My 5 man just got wiped by 1 guy playing off of tagila

[gleaming grove]

wrong

[green schooner]

d2 reserve

[gleaming grove]

to kick of a Tarkov player's PTSD

just mention Jager

[green schooner]

mechanic should burn in hell for introducing me to him

[gleaming grove]

dude was a demon disguised as angel

I needed him to get the MP-133 for Prapor quest

[green schooner]

true

[weak jackal]

@glad carbon fat stacks GAINED

wait difficulty 3 mission

woagh

[glad carbon]

i just wanted to crash my buddy

[green schooner]

I mirmir

[weak jackal]

buddy = crashed

[gleaming grove]

I used to run Woods to USEC camp

see the guy with Lvl 5 vest and a good helmet

[green schooner]

Based

Kill him

[gleaming grove]

I just hipfire the MP133 and somehow pen his helmet

it was nice

[green schooner]

you died after

[gleaming grove]

I got killed 1.2 miliseconds later

[green schooner]

Wild guess

[gleaming grove]

yep

[green schooner]

Yep

anyways I go mirmir I got like

3 test tmmr

that determine my future

[gleaming grove]

damn

Southeast Asian nation?

[green schooner]

no

if I don’t pass one of them I fail the class for the year

[glad carbon]

kk lets do some real missions

[green schooner]

I’m as American as they come

[weak jackal]

big boy pants = ON

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-gif-1295605962700579976

[weak jackal]

i have to kill 20 scout striders

i think those are the robots

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1207176123557879828/EQtj645K-69PUZ5o.mp4?ex=65deb160&is=65cc3c60&hm=13a0535bddd7d65ff865436e0d36530ce1591924bbf5c9e05dbdf50b3c37c5af&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205889397241679993/1207183036941205565/izutsumi_being_cool.mp4?ex=65deb7d0&is=65cc42d0&hm=08e2790eaab36e138c99a08f2c478c178ee3b28a03b926b1cd08d06b7fbeef12&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

[gleaming grove]

I need to remind myself that cat girls aren't real and I am still a virgin

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-game-gif-27069953

[feral kiln]

so many people bandwagoning this character

I don't even know her or where she is from

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-gif-6087585662321898091

[pale ingot]

Snap back to reality

[gleaming grove]

she's from Sesbian Lex game

that's all you need to know

dont dive into it

the feel is not merciful

[toxic sundial]

Just Adam smashered a guy in factory

[pale ingot]

its a game about space and sentient creatures

that's all ik bro

actually is it space idk

idc anyway

[gleaming grove]

it's not space

it's planet

idc anyway too

[pale ingot]

how does discords mobile layout get worse every day

like how do they managw

manage

[feral kiln]

marked one what the hell

[deep topaz]

I find it strange how whenever I need to take a dump my body starts refusing to vent heat

I'll slowly boil in a 70 degree room until I take a shit

[feral kiln]

lol

[pale ingot]

just shit yourself

[glad carbon]

wym

[toxic sundial]

Dude was running to exit and I yelled no one leaves the slaughter house alive before mag dumping him

I've been running rpd gen4 kits to blow steam

[pale ingot]

[glad carbon]

cool

[deep topaz]

Like at work today I was sweating standing in a 70 degree store, had to stick my head in one of the stand up freezers to keep my cool. Then I take a dump and my temps even out again

[glad carbon]

ur body is like a clogged radiator

[deep topaz]

My asshole is usually very hot so maybe that's just my heat exhaust pipe

[toxic sundial]

Very cool schleppa thank you for sharing with the classroom

[pale ingot]

do a handstand in cold weather and you turn into a chimney

[inland jackal]

Morning

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-phone-leventkirca-olacakokadar-iski-gif-10105966

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/474510580191854593/1074792087972761732/Onlytruenologicerswillgetthisone.jpg?ex=65dcf722&is=65ca8222&hm=83bd72815f7521efebebb6df233fa2cc559d5d4da051ffee85d61f93ba18add1&
you have to be so fucking autistic to get this joke

[rancid iris]

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz
https://youtube.com/shorts/rv4Dkt-cN8I?si=MbxfWXU0a8omcaSa

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1204446792507326554/image0.gif

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1207168898416381992/FB_IMG_1707228513941.jpg?ex=65deaaa5&is=65cc35a5&hm=e76726c1e4b46500f72349494992221bb41bb27b9cf5f28faca920e77b5393a0&

good

[pale ingot]

Black china, I sucked her piss out of another man's balls

This shit ain't nothing to me man

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1207127639505109082/cowbelly-6.mp4?ex=65de8438&is=65cc0f38&hm=3617628d126c96817197f41c6d4e34d3b43f156dd373c8422dd7894424f1d381&

[hot snow]

what are you talking about

[hot snow]

also

[toxic sundial]

Ping Falco 278 times

It's fun and you can do it for free

[hot snow]

why would anyone do that to the king of brainfart

that's called treason

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial

[toxic sundial]

Oh no

I have fallen on mine own sword

[inland jackal]

@toxic sundial

[toxic sundial]

[quaint ore]

Fabius dont take no shit from anyone

[slender rock]

bobr

[gleaming grove]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zkUjS1CntJE

[inland jackal]

whos that

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat is a shithole

[pale ingot]

I'm moving different. This shit ain't nothing to me man

[inland jackal]

I like OzMedia's version better

[glad carbon]

uh huh

[glad carbon]

cool

[gleaming grove]

Will you be the one that lost during the production process?

The one individual:

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbid-rabbids-go-rabbids-wiimote-funny-gif-21266291

[pale ingot]

he's literally me wtfff

[lyric horizon]

Sometimes i wonder, how the fuck did a dipshit like me win that sperm race

[proud torrent]

brainfart

I have been introduced to a very funny little project on itch.io

https://knackelibang.itch.io/nip-for-speed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1207230145149276190/image.png?ex=65dee3af&is=65cc6eaf&hm=54dfe95677ecc87fbe0fccf139fa81294f3c0c2e325ec6f3075965440b60faad&

[lyric horizon]

No fucking way

Cat gangsta

[pale ingot]

im guessing its a game about catnip but it could very welll also be a porn game need for speed game where you get to see titty slips

[atomic crane]

ough

[proud torrent]

it's not even about catnip really it took like 2 minutes to complete

[slender rock]

it just

happens

[atomic crane]

We're smoking dung beetle

We're biting the fart bubbles in the bath

[pale ingot]

I'm a dog. I'm biting the fart bubbles in the bath.

[atomic crane]

They forgot that I'm Him

[pale ingot]

They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm Him

[atomic crane]

Just got my DNA test back, turns out i'm 100% Himalayan

[pale ingot]

im gonna go get myself some food bruj brb im hung

ru

hungry

hungry

[atomic crane]

im hung too

[pale ingot]

wish i had an extra 50 inches

[atomic crane]

i got that 5.0 thang

[pale ingot]

of foreskin

indiana jones lassoing bitches with it

[inland jackal]

just another anomaly

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729219572393181284/1169835630763712554/monster_twink.gif?ex=6556d954&is=65446454&hm=dc3f83dc09ca57383673b31068576654e8ca06a72a184ee42cd57acad17b78e9&

[pastel quartz]

I wanna thorw the that bussy can squirt meme

[glad carbon]

ur unhinged

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bussy-gif-22475842

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705223076652253302/908136950668607539/RDT_20211111_0031493186391902908670471.gif

[gleaming grove]

Men*

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-make-out-rat-sniff-hey-do-you-want-to-make-out-do-you-want-to-make-out-gif-23560859

[atomic crane]

theres something inside you boy

that i cant explain

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-speech-bubble-gif-7114163882289491891

[eager igloo]

Microplastics

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-eating-enormous-fat-hello-there-gif-20202771

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-mods-balls-gif-6304382572771063267

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/snowman-mewing-gif-10780355880827492718

[placid sail]

chat

I'm looking for a valentine

requirements:

• be a hot grill (both optional)

[hot snow]

stop ch

[gleaming grove]

What is valentine

What is our existence

Why are we here

[hot snow]

the answer to all of those questions is to kill

[gleaming grove]

Lemme get a Monster

[hot snow]

kill the mosnter

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-monster-franzj-killer-monster-drink-gif-19166821

[hot snow]

it is your purpose

I saw this and I had to

[hot snow]

why are only some words in capital letters

[inland jackal]

Good heavens

[placid sail]

alright

desperate time, desperate measures

[inland jackal]

Hi bz

[placid sail]

hello

[placid sail]

hiiiii you wanna be my valentine (I'm actually a girl, trust)

[pastel quartz]

y

[eager igloo]

What the fuck is a girl

[pastel quartz]

no dick

no balls

[placid sail]

listen man I can be whatever you want

I can be your angle

or yuor devil

[inland jackal]

Tf is valentines day

[stone blade]

Gm

❤️

[pastel quartz]

no idea

[placid sail]

I can even try to be a simple particle

[pastel quartz]

valntines is just play cyberpunk 2077 all day

[inland jackal]

We got saint Trifun here

Protector of the winemakers

[stone blade]

SAINT TRIFUNN

WOOOOOOOO

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1207248782698352670/Snapinsta.app_video_43473337_3724630361085876_4890245714652261976_n.mp4?ex=65def50b&is=65cc800b&hm=4fc8f4cbf8dedd0202e860445540155992c68a32282dc1e40766e8113d9cfd59&

[pastel quartz]

what if 1985 lamborghini countach lp (longitudinale postiore) -5000 qv (quattravalvole)

[placid sail]

oi

Stella

I know you supposedly have a bf and even pregnant

BUT

HEAR ME OUT

[fallow trellis]

dont

[hot snow]

bz did you send me a valentines little piece of paper or do I actually have a chance here

[fallow trellis]

thats the worst opening ive ever seen

[atomic crane]

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💋😘

[inland jackal]

agreed with quin

[fallow trellis]

0 rizz

[inland jackal]

Rizzless

[placid sail]

we go for the mass approach

rizz is energy-demanding

[inland jackal]

Imma ping grok for this situation

[placid sail]

we go for 10000 people in gamma and land somewhere

[pastel quartz]

what

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-lol-gif-20542436

[fallow trellis]

man is going for the saturation bombardment tactic

[placid sail]

exactly my man

you understand me so well

wanna be my valentine?

[fallow trellis]

you need money

for valentines day

im broke as fuck

[inland jackal]

Daym

[placid sail]

I can buy you a happy meal

[fallow trellis]

i just bought my monthly subscription to live inside a cement block with one window

[placid sail]

would that suffice

[pastel quartz]

this Isnt as bad as I thought it be

[fallow trellis]

i can make it better

[inland jackal]

Its better one window than one linux

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

[fallow trellis]

be my valentine or ill kill myself and write a suicide note that will incriminate you

[placid sail]

what you thought it be

[placid sail]

nah man I'm not desperate like that

manipulating is a no no

[fallow trellis]

besides too busy walking my dog

[pastel quartz]

car

[placid sail]

does your dog have a valentine yet

[fallow trellis]

oh it's not about desperation i just want people to be uncomfortable

[pastel quartz]

car

[fallow trellis]

are you a white woman

[pastel quartz]

feet pics or sum

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864587377333633054/1045754157841256560/2AA5B8DF-432C-4A48-98EC-400C5F868090.gif

[placid sail]

any allegations I'm into that shit is a DISGUSTING SLANDER

if you're into that you can send me them tho ig

but it's not the angle here

we need a valentine, man

[placid sail]

TAHITI

I HAVE A PLAN

[placid sail]

I'm a mildly tanned man but if it's a requirement I can work it out

[placid sail]

lies

[pastel quartz]

shiii, I don't know, why you askin me, I already have a valentine

[placid sail]

deception

[pastel quartz]

hows yall valentine going

[placid sail]

saturation bombardment tactics

alright next one

[inland jackal]

Rat

[placid sail]

this man works tirelessly day and night to bring my downfall

but I respect your dedication, alex

wanna be my valentine

[pastel quartz]

would you settle for a chance with one of my daughters if you live that long and when they reach 18

[lunar brook]

cool story, rat fucker

[fallow trellis]

damn

prepurchase

time deposit

[pastel quartz]

I'm kinda not available

[pastel quartz]

🇧

[placid sail]

that's a really tall order for me to live that long in this day and economy, but I'll contact you if I'm still alive by then 🤝

[fallow trellis]

does being a valentines required basic interaction?

if not im onboard being someones valentines

[pastel quartz]

I said a chance

[fallow trellis]

just dont interact with me

[fallow trellis]

prepurchase gatcha

[inland jackal]

Chances are always near 0

[fallow trellis]

prepurchase early access

[placid sail]

damn, early access lootbox, them companies are getting ravenously greedy

[pastel quartz]

not a gauranteed chance

[fallow trellis]

basically early access prepurchase

[inland jackal]

Weeboo

[lunar brook]

🅱️

[inland jackal]

Kolerder are you now bolerder

[lunar brook]

now, wdym im 🅱️

obviosly im 🅱️

[fallow trellis]

hes B

[pastel quartz]

lootbox with a 10-5% chance of sucession

[pastel quartz]

indeed
🅱️

[lunar brook]

i do 🅱️ like that

[placid sail]

🅱️||-grade stolen memes from facebook||

[slender rock]

Feet are the weirdist fucking fetish

why?

[fallow trellis]

armpits

[inland jackal]

🅱️olerder

[slender rock]

Thighs

[lunar brook]

Thats the only memes that get to reach my shithole, such is the grind

[fallow trellis]

vore scat

[placid sail]

you definitely should agree to be my valentine if you have a whole damn folder of my messages saved

[fallow trellis]

feet is on the gates of weird fetish but not the very extreme

[slender rock]

I revoke your ability to use the internet

[fading shuttle]

i dont, not my fault i can just look up your name and feet and find tons of messages benzin

[placid sail]

slander

[fallow trellis]

there are worse things than that

[slender rock]

😐 the point... is

[fallow trellis]

feet aint that weird

[slender rock]

why can you, or those idiots be normal

[fallow trellis]

internet

[slender rock]

not a good excuse?

[fallow trellis]

internet makes you racist

[inland jackal]

I have never seen a sane person on the internet

[fallow trellis]

damn didnt know we were being graded for recitation

[slender rock]

yes

always

[pastel quartz]

yes, you have to talk to them

[lunar brook]

imma start photoshoping new ones so by the time you run out i have more

[storm stream]

speak for yourself

[fallow trellis]

horrible

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sadhotgirl-gif-22225832

[placid sail]

you can't bring me down with those fabricated pics

[pastel quartz]

sad truth bud

[lunar brook]

“Anyone” isn’t on this server, im aftaid

[inland jackal]

Booting up the age old brainfart server

[slender rock]

idk just learn to swim

[inland jackal]

Let me see what you guys did

[pastel quartz]

🅱️ important question

[pastel quartz]

unless you can make up something on the spot, like playing together in a game

are you 🅱️ or 🇧

[storm stream]

man has bloom on his discord