🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

iben jel king

[sage otter]

Eat bread

or something

[green schooner]

Drink c4

[glad carbon]

sometimes you just gotta eat some plain bread

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-frieren-beer-friren-фрирен-gif-14322219776376419169

[glad carbon]

untoasted unseasoned

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-gif-26787241

[glad carbon]

eat my dick and balls

[sage otter]

[solar obsidian]

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/baguette-machine-baguette-gif-12371593

[sage otter]

Wrong baguette gif

[glad carbon]

it be like that sometimes

them multivitamins do NOT work on empty stomachs

[solar obsidian]

damn fr*nch

[sage otter]

I often find myself eating half the baguette before remembering I planned to use it for something else

And now I just have half a baguette

So I buy more, and the cycle repeats

[glad carbon]

i dont even have baguettes

[broken topaz]

just always buy two baguettes

so you can eat one

and still have the other

[fluid heron]

gonna take a rhino pill my raging boner will keep me awake

[stone blade]

oh yeah

what happened to stalker 2

[glad carbon]

take a gas station 38 hour 100% mental and sexual focus pill

[glad carbon]

delayed to sept

[sage otter]

@broken topaz I'll just eat 1and half and end up with the same issue

[lone cedar]

DE(digital extremes)layed

[stone blade]

nice.

also hi

alo

[glad carbon]

okie

[sage otter]

Maybe that's what happened to Jesus, he figured out that's all he needed with a side of water

[modest shoal]

A psychologist could analyse this chat and then burn their diploma and go and live in the forest with the elk

[fluid heron]

Ted moment

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/wrinkle-man-dakii29-funny-air-gif-19275025

[glad carbon]

eat dick and balls

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-jet-gif-12783876636484072375

[sage otter]

That diploma is worthless anyway

Cozy firestarter

[modest shoal]

they'll need it..living in a forest so fair

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-computer-destruction100-gif-25754576

[green schooner]

I pre ordered it

I don’t think im getting it

[fluid heron]

Pre ejaculation

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-9gag-gif-22143902

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-howdy-hey-jeremy-gif-11410886444255336697

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/humour-blague/vil-entarte.gif

[stone blade]

wtf why

the fk is wrong with you

[stone blade]

alo

[green schooner]

cause

yes

[fluid heron]

I pre ordered payday 3 gold I can't even talk shit

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lOIdnfeNryU

[green schooner]

yeah your kinda stupid for that

[fluid heron]

I literally sat in wait so long I couldn't refund it

[lone cedar]

wait till 432020th dlcs for it to be fixed

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-necro-skull-trooper-colt-general-low-tier-god-skull-trooper-gif-26079010

[stone blade]

bro hit the lowest of the low

[lone cedar]

it will be better bro trust me

[narrow lotus]

LOL

[fluid heron]

No it wont

[narrow lotus]

PREORDERING PAYDAY3

[glad carbon]

BAHAHA

[narrow lotus]

LAUGH AT THIS USER

[green schooner]

At least I pre ordered a good game

[fluid heron]

I have so many hours in 2 and then starbreeze fucked it over

[sage otter]

Why

[lone cedar]

pre order micro transactions guys

[glad carbon]

@fluid heron I know what ur reasoning was tho

2 was really good

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/hairclap-weird-clap-mow-hawk-gif-10111781

[lone cedar]

better than payday 3

[glad carbon]

SURELY 3 had to be alright

[stone blade]

it will most likely arrive half baked

[glad carbon]

there was no way they could fuck it up

[fluid heron]

Literally couldn't even play

[glad carbon]

and they still did

[green schooner]

stop ruining my dreams skov

[lone cedar]

payday 2 was so good, payday 3 had to re-use multiple maps from it

😎

[green schooner]

you already ruined tarkov for me

[fluid heron]

I'm the goat at tarkov

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/smite-charon-skeleton-skeleton-rowing-rowing-gif-18311602551626906626

[uncut yew]

Why the fuck do people still pre-order games? Last time I did something that stupid was Borderlands 2

[glad carbon]

uh huh

[green schooner]

I’m taking break and playing stalcraft

[fluid heron]

I joined late in wipe died to a hacker 2 minutes into raid and stopped playing

Dogshit ass game

[glad carbon]

games used to have good pre order stuff

[fluid heron]

fuck stalcraft

[crimson flame]

dont underestimate human stupidity

[glad carbon]

like a nice steelcase or some cool bonus

now its all just digital shit

[green schooner]

Stalcraft is good trusttt

[sage otter]

pls gib $1 to our multi million stoodio for gaem

[glad carbon]

steelcase pre orders are fine for games you like

[fluid heron]

payday 3 should have sent you a gun to shoot yourself with once you realized how shit it was

[glad carbon]

idk about pre ordering digital shit

thats weird

[fluid heron]

Remember the fallout 76 preorder shit

[sage otter]

Some had, but apart from collector editions I can't think of any good example

[glad carbon]

could you still order payday 3 after the beta

i couldn't imagine doing that after playing the beta

[crimson flame]

tbh its a good way to instantly know someone's money managing skills

you dont lend these people money

ever

[green schooner]

I bought it day one

[fluid heron]

LMAO

[green schooner]

Was tragic

[glad carbon]

fallout 76 is fun now

[lone cedar]

2007 game , (can it run (crysis) ) ?textures CRISP

[fluid heron]

I played it a few months ago it's fun now

[glad carbon]

damn it was so bad at launch

[green schooner]

Ye

Me with my level 358 account

[sage otter]

@crimson flame Can you lend 200€ please it's for drugs I swear I won't preorder anything with it

[green schooner]

For fallout 76

[glad carbon]

fallout 76, and 2077 are the two most recent games I can think of that have rebounded after an AWFUL launch

[uncut yew]

Original Crysis, my beloved ❤️

[glad carbon]

everything else kinda just doesnt even try

[crimson flame]

you have to succ my balls first bozo

[fluid heron]

dayZ

[crimson flame]

no mans sky

[fluid heron]

no man's sky is still fucking boring do not be fooled

[sage otter]

You suck me and then you pay 200

[crimson flame]

no fuck u

[glad carbon]

its still boring as fuck

[sage otter]

Fuck me yourself you coward

[glad carbon]

dont let the vocal players let you think its fun

its walking sim but you have a ship

[lone cedar]

bro the ragdolls on objects is next level, even todays games dont come close

[glad carbon]

thats it

[fluid heron]

You literally fly from empty ass planet to planet to look at 3 things and do the same repetitive shit over and over

[glad carbon]

starfield somehow took that

[crimson flame]

holy fuck what year is it

[glad carbon]

and did it even worse

[sage otter]

It's reverse Star Citizen

[glad carbon]

atleast you had other modes to use than just walking

[lone cedar]

2007

[glad carbon]

and the whole planet

[uncut yew]

Jumping on some shitty ass tin-can roof with maximum strength, slam the roof off and steal a Korean from his colleagues. Good times

[fluid heron]

All I did as a kid was play bo1 and 2

[lone cedar]

crysis gaming

[sage otter]

bo1 was the place to be

[fluid heron]

Yeah but I was like little i would play with no mic and play like complete dogshit

[solar obsidian]

what happened to games

[uncut yew]

Shit man, Crysis 1 one max difficulty was peak gaming, except for some of the alien stuff though.

[fluid heron]

I was goated at zombies tho

[solar obsidian]

[broken topaz]

recently replayed it too

Good memories

[glad carbon]

I played 2 and 3

not 1

[fluid heron]

Never played the crisis games

[lone cedar]

I have 100%'ed last week, i can say the first half of the game was amazing, the second half with aliens was kinda meh

[broken topaz]

unironically the original is better than the remaster

[glad carbon]

@fluid heron play crysis trilogy and fear 1

[fluid heron]

Play with my dick and balls

[uncut yew]

The original is soooo different, like almost a completely different genre and experience

[glad carbon]

ok

[sage otter]

Can you dick & balls run Crysis ?

[fluid heron]

Probably

[lone cedar]

remaster is a side-grade, some things look better some things a lot worse

[sage otter]

Okay you're clean go ahead then

[fluid heron]

My dick and balls specs are pretty good

[glad carbon]

they can run coom II: nut on earth

[sage otter]

COOM ETERNAL

[glad carbon]

maaaan i think i have a chocolate allergy

[fluid heron]

just adapt shitter

[sage otter]

Or maybe those 3 years stale granolas finally hit your digestive track

[uncut yew]

Well, the original holds up fine, no need to sidegrade something that still looks and runs very decently.

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/381520882608373761/1044311379877838869/watermark.gif

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-s2e17-mahoraga-mahoraga-chan-gif-6117115224297517260

[glad carbon]

adapt my dick to ur throat

[lone cedar]

@uncut yew Crysis 2007, vs Starfield 2023,
took them 16 years...for it to look worse still

[fluid heron]

Adapt my entire shaft

[glad carbon]

to what

[broken topaz]

well the remaster does have Ray Traced lighting. So if you want to halve your FPS for minimal benefit

theres that option

[fluid heron]

To your nervous system so I can pilot you like an eva

[glad carbon]

[lunar brook]

this message makes you FEEL
like legalising murder

[glad carbon]

tailbone it is

[broken topaz]

Honestly Crytek Frankfurt was doing some magic back then

[crimson flame]

i remember playing crysis 3 and hearing my laptop scream

[fluid heron]

I remember playing Minecraft and installing hella viruses

[lunar brook]

not to mention Starfield traded like 300 of your potential fps to look the way it looks

[uncut yew]

Remember when NASA was proud of being able to run the game on max settings?

[crimson flame]

i played elden ring with max ray tracing and couldnt notice any difference. and yes the fps is halved

[fluid heron]

for no noticable difference and the game to look like fucking ass

[broken topaz]

I mean its honestly impressive that the difference is not noticable, because of how good we have gotten at faking real lighting

[fluid heron]

You need to run a neutral lut mod so the game doesn't look like it got done eating a blue raspberry airhead

[crimson flame]

bruh even stalker gamma is better

[crimson flame]

true

[fluid heron]

Every menu is 30 fucking fps

And slow as shit

[lone cedar]

https://youtu.be/pvU5TgQXpbs

But tbh one underrated goated graphically wise game => kingdom come

[uncut yew]

I wish Crytek would would make another game like the original Crysis

[final cedar]

[lunar brook]

actually thats not even a hardware limitation, they just forgot to uncap it, there is a mod that fixes it

[glad carbon]

it looks like when you open ur eyes underwater in a public pool

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-microwave-spin-gif-22764274

[narrow lotus]

KEKFIELD

[broken topaz]

Except the game doesnt actually look like that

And uses several mods in the video

[fluid heron]

Nah fr?

[glad carbon]

its like saying OMG CYBERPUNK IS SO GOATED FOR GRAPHICS

and its a 4090 with a 50 mod list

[broken topaz]

This video is legit using

ENB

[glad carbon]

10 paid reshade mods

[broken topaz]

and reshade

and raytracing mod

and Texture enhancers

and more shadows

[fluid heron]

There's a mod that puts it back to how it looked when it was being previewed for no fps loss

[stone blade]

the fk is wrong with that eotech

[broken topaz]

it small

[lone cedar]

the vanilla game

[stone blade]

no shit cori

good job

[lone cedar]

still looks

Amazing

[stone blade]

mr obvious

[broken topaz]

:3

[sage otter]

ᵉᵒᵗᵉᶜʰ

[stone blade]

yes.

[broken topaz]

Crysis 1 attachments do look very goofy

[crimson flame]

i hope theres a way to render raytracing but only for reflections so you dont have to calculate bazillions of lighht particles 120 times every second

[lone cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37q_DhtgEeo

[stone blade]

❤️

[uncut yew]

Has to fit in your pocket with all the other attachments, therefore it is small

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/listening-to-music-gif-21769265

[crimson flame]

oh wait theres rt overdrive

[fluid heron]

All that so shadows look darker

[broken topaz]

For even fewer Frames

[sage otter]

Okay going to wreck my tendons see you guys later

[fluid heron]

Path tracing and shit that nothing can run really cool

[crimson flame]

god fucking dammit nvidia stop halving our frames

[lone cedar]

Path tracing is what the real ray tracing should've been

[fluid heron]

Nvidia refuses to put more than 8 gigs vram

[lone cedar]

While not consuming 90% of ur FPS

[crimson flame]

tbh i fucking hate this so much

forced to buy 4x series bcs 3x series has dogshit vrams

[lone cedar]

You know they are trying to convince their customers they have a new way of allocating VRAM, "optimizing it" so it is enough, so they keep selling you 8GB

[fluid heron]

They don't optimize shit

My favorite is how fucking pointless GeForce experience is you either just install drivers or fuck up the games settings completely

[uncut yew]

NVIDIA don't care about gaming anymore, their stock price is 90% driven by enterprise level AI hardware.

[crimson flame]

so rt overdrive uses path tracing ?

[fluid heron]

Bro who gives a FUCK about quake

[lone cedar]

Releasing path tracing so you can have 60 fps but still need to upgrade next gen so you have over 100 finally, blatant unoptimized features so you gotta upgrade

[stone blade]

TIME FOR ISAAAC WOOOOOOOOOO

[lone cedar]

Nvidia RTX Remix, Max payne 1 from early 2000's went from 1400 FPS to 60 FPS

[glad carbon]

play it ray traced

[lone cedar]

[uncut yew]

Just get a good rasterization GPU, fuck ray-tracing and fuck NVIDIA

[fluid heron]

While putting less of a demand on rendering hardware blatant lies

[lone cedar]

I will always keep saying

[fluid heron]

Big path tracing psyop

[lone cedar]

ray tracing keeps increasing 15% on average per generation
but they yet keep putting 100% more RT cores

Waste of space

its the raster perfromance that is carrying the cards performance

[broken topaz]

Meanwhile

my 1080 still works fine

:3

[fluid heron]

Bro I'm so fucking tired it's only been 45 minutes

[glad carbon]

whats that one card

the titan?

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/boys-held-uwu-gif-5338007938776856203

[glad carbon]

i wonder how that holds up

the dual linked ones

[broken topaz]

:3 :3 :3 :3

[glad carbon]

:3

[stone blade]

idk if I can do that

[lone cedar]

Ayo

[glad carbon]

its a joke lad

[fluid heron]

Who the fuck is baldwin

[glad carbon]

arthur

he has a plan

stagecoach robbery

[fluid heron]

Next chapter should have been Dutch's softspot

[crimson flame]

bro god just took a screenshot

i saw a flash on my windows

[glad carbon]

wdym his soft spot

[crimson flame]

[fluid heron]

You fake

[glad carbon]

i dont play red dead

[fluid heron]

Fake as fuck

[glad carbon]

sorry my dogman friend

[crimson flame]

if only amd would catch up on the productivity market. now that vluda and rocm is emerging, i really hope they can keep up

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/falls-rdr1-dutch-gif-18442528

[lone cedar]

Today, recent news, one developer managed to run AMD on cuda for rocm without changing the code

[fluid heron]

Never even heard of those 2

[crimson flame]

u failed the geek test. go away normie

[lone cedar]

sec better graph

[crimson flame]

holy shit thats awesome. now lets see the black magic he performed to get it wrking

[lone cedar]

ROCM for windows = nvidia all advantages halved by 2x

As much as i hate nvidias monopoly tactics, they have the right to charge cus of how much AMD is incompetent in other things beside gaming

[crimson flame]

i mostly need to run machine learning scripts

16gb vram is a godsend

[fluid heron]

I would use amd but fuck amds control panel

[lone cedar]

i would say its better

But you probably mean drivers?

[crimson flame]

tru thats why i have an rtx3060 12gb rn lol

[lone cedar]

Tbh AMD arent trying hard enough they just settle themselves a bit under nvidia

I have more belief in battlemage

400$ for flagship potentially

[crimson flame]

its a long shot

im pessimistic tbh

they should start from budget market maybe

making their drivers work as well as amd and nvidia

[lone cedar]

Intel ARC A770 was 329$

MSRP

So increasing the price has to happen because they were either even or making very little from it

Engineers already finished the hardware side of it, its only software they off making the 3rd gen

[finite quest]

are the chainsaw versuses done

thank god

[placid sail]

CHAT

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

LOOOK AT THIIIIIIIS

https://youtu.be/RTe6UMvXHxA

[finite quest]

no.

[sage otter]

Oh shit they made nirnroot a real thing

[solar obsidian]

i dont get it

[placid sail]

it glow Delight

or do Lithuanian plants glow by default?

[crimson flame]

too short to be real

[placid sail]

please without that annoying sound tho

[solar obsidian]

ah, i see

cool

neon plants

[crimson flame]

they have a site

[placid sail]

foolish samurai

https://newatlas.com/around-the-home/bioluminescent-firefly-petunias-light-bio/

[crimson flame]

30 dollar for glowy plants huh

[finite quest]

o,agome

[high meteor]

i aint spending 30 bucks on some glowy plants

[finite quest]

imagine

bro

LOL

[pastel quartz]

oh god

[placid sail]

I would buy that in a heartbeat

[pastel quartz]

Iwanna kill my roommate

[finite quest]

weirdo

[high meteor]

just paint some plants outside smh

[finite quest]

literally

[pastel quartz]

he eats and makes call of pripyat eating noises

[finite quest]

get some luminescent paint

and paint any plant

[placid sail]

american bros

[finite quest]

paint your toilet luminescent

[placid sail]

send me the glowing petunia

[finite quest]

no.

[placid sail]

I will trade with vodka and pryaniks and tushenka

[fluid heron]

Paint my dick and nuts

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/afham-walter-walter-white-heisenberg-middle-finger-gif-25534747

[placid sail]

not you

skidaddle away

[finite quest]

shat up.

[finite quest]

this version sucks

get the other guy

witht he plates and napkins

[lone cedar]

idk

send it here

[finite quest]

lookin

[lone cedar]

found the most gen z meme

[finite quest]

what is this

bro

[finite quest]

gen alpha

@lone cedar

here

this fella

Napkins for days!

[high meteor]

i love how despite he's screaming his lungs out his face remains stoic

[lone cedar]

nice

[finite quest]

yeah

[finite quest]

thats the real skinwalker

speaking of skinwalkers theres a homeless guy who wanders our neighborhood with syringe in hand

last night i saw bro on all 4s

from my window

dubious homeless people

[high meteor]

leave him alone he just hunting

[finite quest]

speaking ofhunting

i saw him chasing some random ass deer once too

i think mans just tripping

my best friend said "maybe he believes the deer are plotting against him"

[pastel quartz]

me when I cum

[finite quest]

here you edge

goon.

all of the above

but you do not cum.

the cum zone is in antarctica.

[placid sail]

@eager igloo

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/horizontally-spinning-rat-gif-3333928911453978427

certified banger

[placid sail]

OI

THEY CHANGED THE NAME AGAIN

SLUTS

[lone cedar]

you saved this meme just for this moment, this day

[eager igloo]

Would

[placid sail]

the fuck you mean "would"

huh?

do not the dough mouse

[eager igloo]

Looks yummy

[placid sail]

oh you mean eat it

nvm carry on

[lone cedar]

makes a bad game
**it has no micro transactions thats why no one bought it **

[solar coral]

"Immortals of aveum" dod they like advertise it lmao

[high meteor]

i think i saw it once during a game event

[solar coral]

makes a game to make a point about how microtransactions are actually good
doesnt advertise it
makes it intentionally bad
reduces content

[green schooner]

reject EA buy spec ops the line

[solar coral]

Reject EA buy ballers gayte 3

[green schooner]

I don’t like games like dark souls

sorryyyy

[solar coral]

Whar

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-running-playing-having-fun-gif-26860048

[solar coral]

"Baldurs gate 3 is like dark souls" is the weirdest take ive ever seen in my life

[pastel quartz]

here kitty kitty kittyyyy

[green schooner]

Dunno they follow the game

gameplay style

[solar coral]

❌

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/erectus-aoe2-realfluffbucket-male-villager-feetposting-gif-19644017

[river robin]

What no

[solar coral]

Its a DND RPG, not a soulsborne

[green schooner]

ok I meant that

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/grandma-age-of-empires-time-gif-24854122

[solar coral]

Do you know what DND is lmao

[green schooner]

uhhh

I think

[river robin]

Isn’t baldurs gate turn based?
Why the fuck are you comparing it to dark souls

Huh?

[solar coral]

Describe to me how damage is calculated

[green schooner]

I be playing fallout new Vegas, 1, 2, 3 and call of duty waw and other things like the such idk cuh

[solar coral]

Yes its DND but in video game form

[solar coral]

You've never played or seen DND?! For shame

[green schooner]

yes

I never have

[solar coral]

You confuse me

[green schooner]

how

does Skyrim count

[solar coral]

How does an anime pfp not know about DND that level of nerdship is just

Confusing

Being such a weeb that you transcend knowing what DND is

[river robin]

Retard spotted

[green schooner]

cause I don’t watch anime

[solar coral]

Anime pfp

[river robin]

Retard to retard communication happening right now

[green schooner]

It’s better then my femboy ones

did not have much choice

[solar coral]

Hey only i can say retard, pull out the diagnosis boy

[solar coral]

IT IS AN IMAGE

[river robin]

He’s confirming it

[solar coral]

Ofc i am onggg im the biggest retard here

I play DND all day

[green schooner]

I want a normal one not straight femboy stuff 😭

[river robin]

Stop sharing your power level

[solar coral]

YOU CAN PUT JUST COLORS AS YOUR PFP

[green schooner]

lame…

[river robin]

Anime pfp isn’t normal you fucking moron

[solar coral]

Ong imma go react to colors

[solar coral]

Relative to discord it is

[river robin]

Pot meet kettle

[green schooner]

All mine are horrible

[lone cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955805523352100875/1030912253576364073/bimplyactvity.gif

[green schooner]

TRUE

[lone cedar]

the chat rn

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-gif-3530100253922840580

[solar coral]

Ok charon do you know Warhammer

[green schooner]

yuh I play vermantide

[solar coral]

Do you know where warhammer comes from

[green schooner]

uhhhh

no

just know the general factions

[river robin]

I’m right though.
Your pfp isn’t normal either, don’t even pretend it is

[green schooner]

and like some lore

[river robin]

Charon why are you slow

[green schooner]

uhhh

yes

[river robin]

Think faster please.

[green schooner]

yes masta

[green schooner]

where does it come from

[solar coral]

Ok thank god you're not THAT kind of warhammer fan

ive never met a good TTRPG warhammer fan they're all neckbeards

[river robin]

Just say “the autistic kind” we all know that’s what you mean

[green schooner]

yeah idk I just think some the factions are cool

That’s about it

[solar coral]

No thats insulting to the autistic faction

[river robin]

🤓

[lone cedar]

Cant wait to praise a man in a tube as the emperor

[solar coral]

everyone i know who only plays warhammer campaigns are absolute neckbeard incel coomers who dont know what a woman smells like

[green schooner]

I just like lore gruhhh

But true

[solar coral]

Good for you, you're the good kind

[lone cedar]

Good mindset
"i like game"
"Game fun"
"Me play"

[solar coral]

but srsly i tried to play a campaign once, played as a female scientist, GM was a neckbeard, you can guess what they did

[green schooner]

story = good game

spec ops the line and call of duty waw are perfect examples

[solar coral]

like at least DND neckbeards have restraint to only be mary sues and not on the SA registry

[green schooner]

lmao

It is what it is

[solar coral]

that being said i absolutely hate people who make mary sues in DND

like bro just write a book

[green schooner]

What’s a Mary sue

[solar coral]

OP super edgy "i was raised by wolves" kinda character

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[solar coral]

made by someone who watched tokyo ghoul as a kid

ong i once had a mfer literally throw a tantrum because they failed a single wisdom saving throw 😭

[river zealot]

so just an indepth character?

[solar coral]

An 'in depth' character doesnt work in DND, a character who has already had their entire arc doesnt work, you're supposed to make a sorta blank slate for the GM to work with

[pale ingot]

i thought it was like... characters who have a literal rainbow color scheme across their entire body. guess i was wrong, i'll trust the furry on knowing the definitions of this type of shit

[river zealot]

ah i googled

i see

[solar coral]

sure characters can have nuance and past experiences, but you need to explain why they're level 1 and why they started adventuring instead of "ruling over avernus as a wolf god"

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-sad-nigga-hours-sad-crying-sexy-gif-13500887

[river robin]

Tell us this story

Elaborate please

[river robin]

PLEASE tell us about this autism

It sounds hilarious

[lone cedar]

⚠️ warning, cringe

[solar coral]

me and some of my IRL furry friends started a DND club and met up at the library every so often to run a campaign, we had someone join who brought their homebrew which was basically just captain marvel but anime, we didnt want to just drop them into the campaign so we ran a one shot, first fighting round we had them go up against a sorcerer, friend cast bless on them, they used their sword, sorcerers turn they cast witch bolt, it procced, they threw a fit about how that isnt lore accurate

witch bolt isnt even that detrimental, basically it does like 12 damage max, then each round after that the sorcerer can trigger it again from anywhere to do another 2-12 damage

and since its a low level concentration spell it can be broken by literally just casting sleet storm or dealing damage to them lmao

[green schooner]

the fuck did I just read

[solar coral]

DND stories

[prisma quiver]

I'm acoustic

[solar coral]

I am not reading the entire DND rulebook to you so you can understand, ong it is like 14 pages long to understand what a fucking saving throw is

[green schooner]

yes sir

none

[solar coral]

ignore that

[green schooner]

I played dnd with my friend once but

couldn’t play it anymore

[solar coral]

what did you play as

[green schooner]

I forgot it was a long time ago

[solar coral]

no one forgets their first sesh SMH!!!

[green schooner]

most of the homos were in the club and got jumped after school so I left it lmao

[solar coral]

LMAO

[green schooner]

Very rural area

[solar coral]

same, we had a couple people tell off the librarian for hosting us cuz "DND IS DEMONIC!!! IT HAS MAGICK!!!!"

[river robin]

Wow you really dumbed this story down to exactly what happened without any of the stuff that would make it funny.
Bravo.

[solar coral]

also cuz we're furries

[solar coral]

Look man you asked for elaboration so i elaborated

not for a funny story

[green schooner]

nah they get jumped to

[solar coral]

ive never been jumped but ive seen people protesting against furries at TFF and ACFI

[green schooner]

im also a small town very rural in the south

so

LOL

people are devious

[lone cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001165151908667392/1024218357593018419/caption.gif

[solar coral]

texas is so ass

[green schooner]

Not that south

more like

[solar coral]

oklaholma south?

[green schooner]

A north state that’s disguised as the south

[solar coral]

fun fact furries are banned in Oklahoma

[lyric horizon]

Like...illegal?

[solar coral]

governor is trying to make it so furries get taken to jail by animal control

[sage otter]

BE IT ENACTED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA:
SECTION 1. NEW LAW A new section of law to be codified
in the Oklahoma Statutes as Section 11-301 of Title 70, unless there
is created a duplication in numbering, reads as follows:
Students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal
species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred
to as furries at school shall not be allowed to participate in
school curriculum or activities. The parent or guardian of a
student in violation of this section shall pick the student up from
the school, or animal control services shall be contacted to remove
the student

[solar coral]

so real

"ENGAGE IN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BEHAVIOR" do they know?

[lyric horizon]

Did bro just spoke the law?

[solar coral]

"acting like a human is BANNED!!!!"

[lyric horizon]

I mean...going to schools in a furry suit is kinda messed up

[solar coral]

My friend does it because they use the sewing machines there and they make money from creating fursuits

[sage otter]

If you bark i'm treating you like a dog, simple as

[green schooner]

Based

[solar coral]

woof woof now give me food and toys you manbitch

[green schooner]

I started argument

[lyric horizon]

I am not one so i cant tell, but do they really need to show everyone that they have a need to show that they shall be refered to ass dogs?

[green schooner]

chaos my beloved

[gleaming grove]

Can you fix her

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-jimmy-gif-23761375

[sage otter]

A dog wandering the school hallways must get picked up by a owner or will get dealt with by animal control services

[green schooner]

bye people I play stalcraft

[sage otter]

Bad behavior, no food

[green schooner]

@solar coral have fun with them lmaooo

[gleaming grove]

The grind

[green schooner]

is real

[high meteor]

brother i cant even fix myself

[solar coral]

Meow meow

[lyric horizon]

Guess im moving to oklahoma then 🧳

[gleaming grove]

Come on hop on Stalcraft

[green schooner]

my polish partner got me into it so

it’s accurate

[solar coral]

nah man you cant perform anthropomorphic behavior, only people acting like dogs can go there now you cant act like a human

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slurp-churu-treat-gif-26467004

[green schooner]

im already in duty and I’ve only played for 2 days @gleaming grove

2 or 3

With exo

[gleaming grove]

I have already in Monolith

[green schooner]

and asval

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-polish-gif-25786522

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-manul-sun-daniang-brush-brushed-gif-1776594574506011763

[gleaming grove]

No I havent played

[lyric horizon]

I need to translate what anthropomorphic means

[gleaming grove]

I just tried to touch this funny rock in chernobyl

[green schooner]

lmao

[lyric horizon]

Ohhh

[gleaming grove]

Sometimes I wonder what it feels to be a girl

[fresh rose]

perish

[solar coral]

acting like a human

[lunar brook]

Polish my balls

[solar coral]

if a dog does human things its anthropomorphic, same if a human does human things

[gleaming grove]

What happened if the Polish and Police swapped place

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/polska-better-call-saul-poland-november11th-11listopada-gif-23750177

[solar coral]

a human does indeed look like a human and does human things

[gleaming grove]

Imagine you got pulled over and the guy said "Hands up, this is the Polish"

[sage otter]

It's not about the activity it's more about having a human body or looking human-like

[solar coral]

and humans do indeed have a human body and look like humans

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/stalcraft-gif-26328227

[sage otter]

So I guess furry suits being "humanized" animals, they classified it like this to pass the law

[lyric horizon]

what does lepet mean? As far as i understand "Every time you post this gif, in me dies one lepet"

[lunar brook]

Its ok, laws tend to change aroun, so one day we will get to legally murder a furry

[solar coral]

xD

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGPUURkWUAASOX1?format=jpg&name=medium

[green schooner]

Idk

[solar coral]

they dont know that theres such thing as a quadruped fursuit

[green schooner]

Great question

[lyric horizon]

Oh god

[gleaming grove]

I gotta remind myself that Vtubers are just e girls or e dudes

And they arent real

[lyric horizon]

What the fuck is a quadruped fursuit am i asking?

[solar coral]

a fursuit that walks on 4 legs

[lyric horizon]

[solar coral]

its mostly a brony thing and they're extremely expensive

[lunar brook]

so… any fursuit..?

[solar coral]

like low ends of 10K iirc

[sage otter]

Omg not the real life MLP characters on campus

https://tenor.com/view/lord-jesus-christ-sacred-heart-savior-gif-13610800

[solar coral]

no, 99% of fursuits are bipedal

[gleaming grove]

The only fursuit I want

[lyric horizon]

the fuck is wrong with people walking on 4 legs

[gleaming grove]

Hot af

[solar coral]

i mean not much wrong, they're def more flexible than us

[gleaming grove]

Like literally

[solar coral]

worst part is a furry prob made some aspects of that

[lunar brook]

you know you don’t need clothes to get down on all fours right

surely

[lyric horizon]

God gave you 2 legs, why the fuck do you need 2 more

[solar coral]

designed*

[solar coral]

your fursuits needs to be specifically designed to accomodate all four stuff

[gleaming grove]

I would love to have a fursuit that stops up to .44 Magnum because its weaved from NIJ IIIA Kevlar material

[solar coral]

quadruped animals dont have 2 arms and 2 legs, they have 4 legs

[gleaming grove]

Heavy as hell

But it works

[solar coral]

and theres a whole thing about accomodating the human inside which adds more to the cost

hence low end being 10K

[lyric horizon]

10k!?

[lunar brook]

You will need it once the law changes.
Im approaching.

[gleaming grove]

Its funny that only rich ppl wear fur suit

[solar coral]

wait until you find out about the furry designed heat regulating ballistic vest

[sage otter]

Yeah furries have money

[lyric horizon]

With 10k i could buy myself something to eat for some months, not a fucking suit

[solar coral]

yeah cuz they're expensive asf

[gleaming grove]

If I could purchase a fursuit tbh

[weak jackal]

fursuits mentioned

[solar coral]

i can only borrow suits from my friend who makes them

[weak jackal]

i must now post the thing

[gleaming grove]

I rather just use that to pay rent

That would last me 5 months in Cali

[solar coral]

nah you gotta store your wealth into non-taxable assets

fursuits are a form of art so they classify as that kinda thing

[gleaming grove]

The only fursuit thing I like is the Protogen mask

[solar coral]

AKA using fursuits to evade taxes

[gleaming grove]

No im not a furry

But the Led expression is cool and cute af

[solar coral]

you should see synth masks

i dont even know how the designer even fits heads in there

[gleaming grove]

I kinda want something similar to do tactical Cyberpunk cosplay

[weak jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/suolaxier/status/1680381945736470528

this could be you

the life

[solar coral]

i actually met a couple protogens who wear cyberpunk merch, even one who had a whole ass samurai jacket and was super fucking buff

like bro was 7 foot and shredded

[gleaming grove]

Ngl

[solar coral]

but a furry femboy

[gleaming grove]

I kinda resist not wearing cat ears velco on my helmet during my military practice

Tactical cat ears

[solar coral]

kick flips would theoretically be better with digitigrade legs

[gleaming grove]

This

Dont really care anyone call me furry i just wear because it looks cute and funny af

[solar coral]

for aerodynamics ofc

[sage otter]

Oh the "shoot me" ears

[gleaming grove]

Pls do

Life isnt worth living

[sage otter]

It is

[solar coral]

tactical toad included

[sage otter]

But I can still shoot you if you really want

[tidal trellis]

Alo braindamaged people's people

[gleaming grove]

Ya kno

[lunar brook]

And it will stop a couple of the numerous bullets i will send your way

[gleaming grove]

Just mail me the bullet and the gun

[tidal trellis]

How are we

[gleaming grove]

I can pawn them for money

[gleaming grove]

Yep it can ricochet off

Great helmet

Go team wendy

[sage otter]

Alo Flopper

[gleaming grove]

She is wearing some serious shoes size

[sage otter]

Stop

You'll wake the foot people

[solar coral]

The bullets when i wear aerodynamic cat ears

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is that

[gleaming grove]

The what people

[sage otter]

shhhhhhhhhh

sr

[pastel quartz]

what type of anatomy is this

[gleaming grove]

Tomboy kind

[pastel quartz]

oh

eye fuck I understood now

because those arms were not looking normal

till I understand the drawing

[stone blade]

WOOOOOOO

[gleaming grove]

Shame on you im into that shit

[stone blade]

scroll instagram
lidl ad

@narrow lotus

WOOOOOOOOOOOO LIDLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[uncut yew]

Dat is one beeeg LiDL

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[split canyon]

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[stone blade]

anywhere in eastern europe and the balkans really

[river zealot]

roads in ukraine are pretty good

[stone blade]

they repair road
3 months after repair new holes and cracks form

[river zealot]

unless you are in kiev

or in some shithole

[stone blade]

I wonder why

[narrow lotus]

real

[river zealot]

shitty mayor

i dont know how he is still not in jail

[stone blade]

same with our politicians

[river robin]

Precious Iedy dog

[stone blade]

if drivers here could race in rally they would mop the floor with everyone

considering how well we avoid holes

[heavy peak]

@radiant torrent

[sage otter]

Poor excuse, there is rally in Romania

[uncut yew]

So your people would win irl Mario Kart?

[stone blade]

ofc

[stone blade]

alo dina

[heavy peak]

Opponents would DNF, due to lack of wheels attached

[stone blade]

due to mysterious causes

cars would have no fuel too

[radiant torrent]

How familiar is this

[stone blade]

and electrical wiring

[heavy peak]

Cat would be gone too, probably

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/lidl-banana-gif-23786115

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cat-hi-cat-ruocgiff-gif-25157229

[stone blade]

alo

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

https://imgur.com/NeXO4BB

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/metroid-morph-ball-cat-gif-23644515

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888516333568925716/1206944908863340574/GGKL0T9XwAAdF4Q.png?ex=65ddda0a&is=65cb650a&hm=47e97fcf6990f7bf57f127fb7e2041ea28ea526796e8901ab4e1e31b88ca4c36&

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10311420692458175149

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/gifkusta-gif-24281133

[amber marsh]

this, this right here is the shit

I will kill someone

[mystic bluff]

can we get some more red to signify what we're looking at

https://tenor.com/view/hood-irony-run-red-circle-clickbait-walk-gif-2511025701145580390

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/avoiding-friends-gif-23785827

Literally me

0.60c white chocolate thats better than Milka or Heidi or shit

[prisma quiver]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135041979043037267/1190338305313743029/IMG_2444.gif?ex=65a16fef&is=658efaef&hm=40096fedf3ee2157c0938b10695321e72e2f7fa8fcd2ac6884ece0a90fdb80fc&

[sage otter]

0.53c 25cl beer, inflation hits hard

[prisma quiver]

Alcohol is bad for you, so make sure you only drink it while in a car(driving preferrably) so you can drive to the hospital if something happens

[slender rock]

he meant those fistslams

those are real

[green schooner]

@pale ingot me forgetting that

freedom cease fire is over

[sage otter]

Don't worry I usually do it while in the helicopter so I have quick acces to the hospital's roof landing

[slender rock]

We need this

fuck walmart

Fuck Target

Fuck Raleys

nugget/sprouts is cool just too fucking expensive

[stone blade]

another one converted

[pale ingot]

agggagagagaggagga

[inland jackal]

I can't believe one of the funny fuck shows showed me that keith david has a beautiful singing voice lol

[green schooner]

fuck freedom

[green schooner]

listening to polish music

killing mercs and freedumbs

best thing ever

[pale ingot]

[green schooner]

finally bounded my

asval again

[gleaming grove]

Jesus

[gleaming grove]

Girl is literally torso

[green schooner]

emission

[pale ingot]

Just a bit of banter

[green schooner]

yes

emission homies

[pale ingot]

one time in the boathouse an emission happened and me and this dude just threw bolts at eachother from start to finish until the emission ended and we went our separate ways

never saw him again

[finite quest]

ROAMER WANDERER NOMAD VAGABOND CALL ME WHAT YOH WILL!!!

[green schooner]

such life in the zone

look how close i am

😭

[gleaming grove]

The grind for reputation is kinda a pain

[pale ingot]

youve been working toward that for 2 days now

[solar obsidian]

what the hell man

[placid sail]

marked one what the eeeell

[pale ingot]

new zone mutant dropped

[placid sail]

pseudothot

[gleaming grove]

Pseudogiant must be down bad for this

[modest shoal]

what is this...minecraft

how

explain

[gleaming grove]

Its Stalcraft

Not minecraft u doofus

But pretty sure it started out as Minecraft mod

Before they made their own engine and made the game

[modest shoal]

right so maybe not so much of a doofus for thinking it looked like heavily modded mc

sling your hook

[green schooner]

I mean

I grinded yesterday for the main one

now im grinding this one lol

which is the last one I need

[green schooner]

Minecraft if stalker met and had sexual intercourse

[gleaming grove]

I kinda quit Stalcraft after the fact that I can dump 1 mag of 9mm into a dog and it was unphased

[green schooner]

and is multiplayer

[green schooner]

Cause

12 gauge only ammo that has 2.0x damage multiplier to

mutants

Plus 9mm shit unless you got the max

mpx*

[green schooner]

1 ang a half

[gleaming grove]

Uzi was alright

Also wish they made PvP optional

Idc if I gain less from Peace mode

[green schooner]

Learn the maps

[gleaming grove]

I dont want to have PvP shoved at my face

[green schooner]

u don’t

you can avoid it easily

[gleaming grove]

Also killing a player who took most of my loot doesnt return me all of my loot which is bs

If I kill someone I should get all of the unlocked stuff in their inv

Instead of their bags

[green schooner]

The only thing you lose is the resources and ammo

I mean I think that’s good

[green schooner]

What bags

[gleaming grove]

Back when I play if I kill a player all the stuff is stored in item called Player's Bag

And I cant do anything w it

And most of resources are in there

[green schooner]

yuh

you auction it

or sell it

[gleaming grove]

So I kinda sell them because they pissed me off

After I wiped out a team of 6 Loners

[green schooner]

lol

im duty

[green schooner]

only thing you cant get from them

is their packaged ammo

and resources

the only thing u get out of killing players is their loose loot like ammo and drinks

it isnt t hat bad

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/alligator-meme-gif-23897403

[prisma quiver]

Acoustic spectrum

[amber marsh]

bro crying

LMAO CALLED ME A BITCH TOO BUT THE GAME ENDED

[mystic bluff]

deserved but drones are honestly just as cancerous

[gleaming grove]

I stopped War Thunder for a long time to understand the peak toxicity

[amber marsh]

I'm sorry bro but after 10 games back to back, getting ghost shells, the game returning shells to me when I thought I shot them, cas constantly, I somehow still manage to get kills and the fucking thing GIVES 3000 FUCKING RP FOR 79 KILLS, 30 CAPS 12 BILLION CRITS AND ASSISTS AND 120% ACTIVITY I GET FUCKING MAD, I WOULD BREAK SOMETHING BUT I CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING

[gleaming grove]

I reached Tier 3

And every time I peak I got pen by something 600 meters away

[amber marsh]

LOOK AT THIS

WHAT DOES THE GAME WANT ME TO DO BRO

THEY WERE PREMIUMS TOO

Oh and a sick clip I hit

[uncut yew]

Bro, just win the 1 million in the crates, you are never getting any money from the actual games

[amber marsh]

you miss every shot you don't take, that's all I'm saying

[sage otter]

Damn I didn't think that would hit

[green schooner]

@pale ingot MERC HAD OER

600 ROUNDS OF 939 AP

[pale ingot]

zammmmnnnnn

[green schooner]

mercs are so fucking stupid

[pastel quartz]

how in the fuck dude

[pale ingot]

what was bro planning to do with that 😭

[green schooner]

"hmmm lets go as close as to the duty base as possible"

"let me go right at the gate!"

[pale ingot]

where was he going in order to roam with 600 rounds of 9x39 ap broo

not even using pouches headass

[green schooner]

939 ap is the only ammo

that you can by pouches for

there is no normal 939 pouches

[pastel quartz]

when I do that, all I get it is a nice bomb drop next to me

[green schooner]

https://medal.tv/games/stalcraft/clips/1V76eczUKPJrBc/d1337nmIgePj?invite=cr-MSxQQ24sMTQxNzY5NDIs

hmmm let me raid the duty base I surely will get a kill!

and get ammo!

me using normal 9x39 in question

[pale ingot]

you cant buy 939 ammo pouches?

[green schooner]

nope

[pale ingot]

any?

[green schooner]

only ap

[uncut yew]

Why in the world do you not have a sight on your gun?

[pale ingot]

thats not as bad then imo

[green schooner]

cause

cqc

and

to lazy to grind for scope

ill get it when I get the VSS

[green schooner]

9x39 is op

shreds through armor

[pale ingot]

and arent ap bullets even better

[uncut yew]

Even for cqc it makes sense to have a sight, since increased weight reduces camera recoil

[pale ingot]

if theyre the only ones with pouches it doesnt matter then, its just a matter of costs

[green schooner]

it infact

does not

weight doesnt factor into recoil p sure

when I get the handguard for it I'll slap 2 lasers on it and it will have none lol

[pale ingot]

i fuck w iron sights in games where they're good

[green schooner]

didnt know

still

scope overrated

af

[uncut yew]

So multiple lazers have no effect, beyond increasing weight

[green schooner]

you see how little recoil the gun already has

[green schooner]

uhhh

no

+40 stabaliztion is

good af

[uncut yew]

Those stats only count for the first lazer.... Also, stabilization does nothing at the moment, only hip-fire spread does something,

[green schooner]

ye

that bandit is dumb

[green schooner]

im taking your word cause I left the stalcraft discord a long time ago lol

would not know

[green schooner]

yes

ob

[pale ingot]

so it dont mattrr..

just buy the ap pouches

[green schooner]

yeah but

prices are uh

1 stack of normal 9x39 is 67 rubles

ap is

180

and I buy around 600 or 500

so

I mean the normal does fine by me

[pale ingot]

fair

[green schooner]

its really imo what you want

if you really need that edge

but im just grinding in aw

so

[uncut obsidian]

are you also playing stalcraft now

[green schooner]

ive been playing stalcraft for a while

why

[pale ingot]

bro has been playing it

[uncut obsidian]

just seen someone here trying it out for the first time

[green schooner]

yeah thats

ham

[pale ingot]

me

yessir

[green schooner]

(dirty bandit)

[pale ingot]

(filthy stalker)

[green schooner]

yeah but

I got one of the best grips in da game

u dont

[pale ingot]

no shit i dont even have a subfaction

[green schooner]

I know