🎪bruh-fart

[solar obsidian]

weird question

[inland jackal]

agreed

[pastel quartz]

wjat

thats oddly specific

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail, you're a woman, answer please

[inland jackal]

look, i put there a no

so idk

cant remember other questions

they were all weird

[fallow trellis]

i was a victim of this

[inland jackal]

lol

[solar obsidian]

the menopause?

[fallow trellis]

no

woman with menopause at her midlife crisis

also divorce

[inland jackal]

oof

[solar obsidian]

yikes

[fallow trellis]

I now know how it feels like to be a 1950's wife that burned dinner

[pastel quartz]

talk about beating a dead horse

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[solar obsidian]

me too

[pastel quartz]

I've experienced a menopause before just fucking unbearable, but adding a midlife crisis on top

thats too mucj

[solar obsidian]

and a divorce

[fallow trellis]

that was more on my dad

cuz man in divorce

enough quinn lore

maybe one more

[inland jackal]

one more

[fallow trellis]

|| i like men ||

[inland jackal]

that was hidden?

jk

[fallow trellis]

i never said it was hidden lore

[pastel quartz]

hey, uh did I talk here during like 11pm earlier

[solar obsidian]

its a #🎪bruh-fart standard (liking men)

[inland jackal]

seems so

ah says yesterday

12h format bad

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-boys-thank-you-le-cercle-des-poetes-disparus-gif-20166350

[storm stream]

[pastel quartz]

ah good, I left my pc open, I thought my bf would type something, while I was out

[glad carbon]

hi stella

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz headhunter good?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[fallow trellis]

You have a boyfriend, I have a manfriend we are not the same

[pastel quartz]

yes, not the same, I give him the asmr mommy treatment and a bunch of other stuff, theres a difference

[fallow trellis]

que carajo

[pastel quartz]

what is jonkler on about

[fallow trellis]

manfriends

you need to toughen up so he can be a manfriend

send him to boarding school

[inland jackal]

also also

i love this weapon

[fallow trellis]

its a 50 50 he becomes a man or he becomes g a y

[pastel quartz]

blud doesnt have a smartlink

[fallow trellis]

this discord is censoring my sexuality

[pastel quartz]

dude, get that, if you're gonna use smart weapons

[pastel quartz]

no

how am I going to do sexy things to him

[inland jackal]

whats that

[pastel quartz]

you get it from a ripperdoc, it improves when you use smart weapons

[inland jackal]

i already know how to shoot thanks

[pastel quartz]

nah, what it does is it tags targets faster

and gives it a wider targeting range when you ads

[inland jackal]

nah im good

[fallow trellis]

cyberpunk

[tidal trellis]

When the punk is cyber or something idk

[pastel quartz]

when the edge is running

[tidal trellis]

Why is the edge running

[pastel quartz]

because edging

[tidal trellis]

I'll be blunt with u

[broken topaz]

quiero!

[tidal trellis]

el huevo

[placid sail]

what gave you such an idea

would I hang out with you complete losers if I was a grill

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to bz11k

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[solar obsidian]

yes

[placid sail]

also mid life crisis is unisex mental issue of going "now what"

[solar obsidian]

(i asked cuz u know science)

[uncut obsidian]

oo you like boys you're a b-

[inland jackal]

noted, shotguns in 2077 are ass

[placid sail]

and menopause is female pussa going "enough baby batter"

so no, it's different things

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-boys-kisser-mega-kot-brick-gif-11900063593491011307

[placid sail]

copium of the highest order

[uncut obsidian]

you'd be another maja clone, yes

[placid sail]

what does that have to do with anything

none of the maja clones were even a grill

even maja weren't a grill

[tidal trellis]

I look away for

1 second all this happens

What I miss

[placid sail]

and I took your eyes while you're away

your blind now

hairy face and blind

giant L

[tidal trellis]

I'll take being blind but no hairy face please

I hate hair

[placid sail]

even your hair has hair now

[inland jackal]

what a luck from my side

[placid sail]

endless fractal hairyness

[uncut obsidian]

the frenchie is a grill

it's a more mature clone though

[tidal trellis]

I don't like facial hair please :(

[placid sail]

frenchie isn't a maja clone, too sentient and concise

[uncut obsidian]

same

[placid sail]

stop calling everything a maja you ruining the meme

[tidal trellis]

win

[uncut obsidian]

ok maja

[placid sail]

just rip your face off and stop being such a hairy baby

[uncut obsidian]

just burn your face

[tidal trellis]

I want no facial hair, not to be two face

mf think this be gotham

[uncut obsidian]

i mean it'll get rid of one issue

[tidal trellis]

True

Now to deal with curly hair

[glad carbon]

kinky olive oil

[tidal trellis]

oil

[uncut obsidian]

i never had to deal with that

[tidal trellis]

I sadly do :(

[uncut obsidian]

what i need to deal with is saving my hairstyle

because if i just turn my head to side all my hairs fall onto my eyes

and i have to fix them with my hands

[uncut yew]

The ultimate fix for hair moving around:

[tidal trellis]

I either cut my hair to no longer deal with curls or find some other solution to curls

[solar obsidian]

that's why you're a helper 🤝

[tidal trellis]

And cutting it, isn't what I wanna do

[storm stream]

are hairdressers expensive where you are?
just have em short

[uncut obsidian]

huh

I'm growing them out

I never intended to cut them

[storm stream]

oh

like Finnster

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

maybe yeah

it's been more than a year of growing out already

[storm stream]

thats just so people know who that is

[uncut yew]

I recall a news broadcast during a storm where a man and a woman were talking to the camera, the woman's hair was going all over the fucking place. Meanwhile the guy's hair was perfectly styled and completely stationary despite the strong wind.
wax

[uncut obsidian]

that type of hair would be cool

[magic tartan]

who is this woman ?

[tidal trellis]

Long hair bros unite

[storm stream]

F1nnster (not a woman)

[magic tartan]

doesnt matter im asexual

[uncut obsidian]

🅰️

[magic tartan]

but gotta say he is very good at looking like a woman

[storm stream]

yeah me too

[magic tartan]

good for you i guess

fuck

[uncut yew]

🅱️

[magic tartan]

i misread

[tidal trellis]

Holy shit my internet had a seizure

[magic tartan]

fixed

[magic tartan]

wdym

[uncut obsidian]

I'll have to do rhinoplasty in the future

[uncut obsidian]

are you feeling aroused by that letter

[storm stream]

y?

[pastel quartz]

hairtie

[magic tartan]

what does aroused mean

[uncut obsidian]

i hate my nose, it looks terrible

[magic tartan]

many trans women do rhinoplasty

i know few who did it and they are very happy with the result

[tidal trellis]

oh yeah I have hair ties lying around somewhere too, used them couple of times to get hair out of my view

[magic tartan]

its important to choose a good surgeon

[uncut obsidian]

I AM A SURGEON

[magic tartan]

cool

oh fuck

that was a meme

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-surgeon-shaun-murphy-the-good-doctor-gif-16641093576353373368

[pastel quartz]

try running around with back length hair, with your bangs getting in your eyes

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-doctor-dr-han-i-am-a-surgeon-sturgeon-crying-gif-6446679651905478585

[uncut obsidian]

my mans mewing

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/ginger-cat-orange-cat-popipo-cat-gif-4712969678505354853

el gato

[tidal trellis]

I doubt I'll get back length hair if it keeps shooting to the fucking moon with how it curls

[uncut yew]

Your hair is Australian?

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah, guess that just applies to me bc my hair just goes naturally down

[magic tartan]

no

and

whatever

[uncut obsidian]

fake aseuxal

[pastel quartz]

Nooooooo u changed your name to user

Oh my stomach and head

Hey are spinning

I wanna have walter wgite moment

[tidal trellis]

no just curly

[magic tartan]

its soothing to have nothing

[pastel quartz]

[tulip ravine]

Ooga booga

[pastel quartz]

Time to talk with my doctor

[magic tartan]

doktor

[pastel quartz]

I guess she is going to increase medication

[pastel quartz]

Psikolog

[magic tartan]

shrink

[pastel quartz]

My time has come

Goodbye

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/time-has-come-master-oogway-kung-fu-panda-gif-11501567

[magic tartan]

bye

[pastel quartz]

Time to cry and talk

[uncut obsidian]

tthe vvvoices

[magic tartan]

fuck people and the earth ❤️

[pastel quartz]

They are too strong

[faint shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886788323648094219/1196969918801903707/kiru.gif

[tidal trellis]

one lag spike later

hi I'm back

[tidal trellis]

I wish for a thermonuclear warhead

[fiery plover]

Realistic amount of mag pouches

[tidal trellis]

spunchybob

[faint shoal]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

[broken topaz]

HOLY BASED

[uncut obsidian]

hi back

[green schooner]

I need heavy artillery and nuclear bombs

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-owo-moment-lil-cat-face-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1322415692904155350

[glad carbon]

evil bastard cats

[tidal trellis]

Alo

[broken topaz]

Dont ping me with that

im not j-man

[green schooner]

I will

You can’t stop me

[broken topaz]

Althought i have been called jesus more than once in my life

[green schooner]

Why

Just why

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-multiverse-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-kibble-gif-11742453605070230556

[inland jackal]

aloo corii

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cat-hi-cat-ruocgiff-gif-25157229

[broken topaz]

why did i get called jesus

Long hair

General aura of godliness

[green schooner]

can’t relate

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

[pastel quartz]

lewds the sleeping elf

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-multiverse-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-kibble-gif-11742453605070230556

[tidal trellis]

I hate elves

So much

[tidal trellis]

Fucking knife ears

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

[tidal trellis]

Elves have caused me so much pain in wc3, that I wanna kill them all

Stupid fucking elves

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-blow-kiss-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-gif-8269798097228536055

[pastel quartz]

Elfs

Are fun to play thou

[tidal trellis]

no

[pastel quartz]

Take a good bow arrow

Or go magic by being dark elf

[green schooner]

What’s wc3

[tidal trellis]

bro does not know wc3

[green schooner]

yes

[tidal trellis]

Warcraft 3

[green schooner]

never played it

[tidal trellis]

I mean yeah if u haven't heard of it

[inland jackal]

wc3 is decent

acolytes are fancy

[tidal trellis]

my fate is sealed

[inland jackal]

i played it a looong time ago

[pastel quartz]

Be a man and tell him what is wc3

[fading shuttle]

boomer game

[pastel quartz]

Never played it

[inland jackal]

cant remember any voice lines

[tidal trellis]

All in all pretty solid RTS

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1206803363300245566/IMG_2711.png?ex=65dd5637&is=65cae137&hm=e0f6a9fefebfc7a160883bd70dc290d2dcfb4cc5d4883423b05d6a62844dbcb3&

[inland jackal]

unforseen consequences

[tidal trellis]

Unspeakable violence

[tidal trellis]

Brother it released 2002

[fading shuttle]

yes, a 22 year old game

[tidal trellis]

and

[fading shuttle]

boomer game

[tidal trellis]

and? 🦐

[pale ingot]

kys

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965811436976738355/989963463289872434/attachment.gif?ex=65d8e6d2&is=65c671d2&hm=e5ae2b4482eeae51930b9254b2f8be26dee6f4b36913aa04a50b57c787bfc76a&

[tidal trellis]

Real

[pastel quartz]

was this worth a ping

[fading shuttle]

yes

[pale ingot]

always

[pastel quartz]

well guess I'm revoking your ping rights

[solar obsidian]

Strigoi

[lunar brook]

[inland jackal]

i love paris

[blazing delta]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-24364953

[pastel quartz]

ded chat

https://tenor.com/view/burrito-pass-peepohappy-gif-18706235

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/burrito-pass-peepohappy-gif-18706235

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-the-burrito-gif-21032617

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/shroud-burrito-gif-18096356

fuck you

[pastel quartz]

Bon appetit

[broken topaz]

thx

i was hungy

[inland jackal]

aloo corii

[broken topaz]

aloo

[solar obsidian]

that was pretty awesome burrito passing 👍

[pastel quartz]

agreed 👍

[inland jackal]

all fatties in 2077 have same walk animation

[broken topaz]

yea imagine if they had to make several fat walk animation sets

too much work in america

[inland jackal]

they boutta get sum burritos

[lunar brook]

@solar obsidian

[inland jackal]

hes a handsome dude

[inland jackal]

hi myshinka

[eager igloo]

Alo

[quaint ore]

ALOOO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860115243556012082/1202246165597540362/Snapinsta.app_video_421723432_757835522936361_2042268692918873195_n.mp4?ex=65ccc1fe&is=65ba4cfe&hm=afdb1511ad408976cfa04c9fcf731d6bb6c24965c401bf1e6dc5622b584d7667&

[eager igloo]

The joke writes itself, I will probably work in synchrotron facility

So I will have particle accelerator on hand

[solar obsidian]

fr fr

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1207003903279894568/Majima.mp4?ex=65de10fb&is=65cb9bfb&hm=906553701fde655d2107008e85eea30115a2a0ccf09d2bf8dae6e35e18829616&

[solar coral]

This is so real

[toxic sundial]

Having an argument about AK modernization again

[lone cedar]

Her name is Lilly she doesn't bite 😊

[fallow trellis]

damn thats a sloppy mouth

[fallow trellis]

Peacock?

where else would it come out from

[quartz saffron]

Was a babyface until he got booed out the building. Yes, he’s found success as a heel. Corporate rock this time around

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621531922543149086/1206680485669896232/l53wNMgd_e1W9Ki.mp4?ex=65dce3c6&is=65ca6ec6&hm=94dd27c4dcfc4daff48fd06fd1dbc0bb621dfdd18c9b4bbe14fdbf71860da649&

[proud torrent]

https://vxtwitter.com/bodigglesl/status/1757275818571563462

[ocean pulsar]

methane check

[glad carbon]

this is just someone tryna ride on the coat-tails of the double toaster fork guy

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-o-feet-dance-rapper-beat-pe-nasha-nasha-da-rapper-gif-18215058

[ocean pulsar]

I guess embeds are shitting themselves for everyone

[quaint ore]

I cant believe that undertaker was in storage wars

[glad carbon]

I seen clips of this game

for EVER

and i never played it

i gotta play bo1 sometime

[finite quest]

well i have returned.

[ocean pulsar]

I mean it's aight

[glad carbon]

maybe itll go on gamepass the 15th

[ocean pulsar]

I'm a 2009 mw2 andy though

[glad carbon]

I wanna do the tunnel rats section

[ocean pulsar]

that was my jam

[finite quest]

i modded dl1

i might try to make it scarier

[glad carbon]

nightrunner mod?

[finite quest]

yeah

and a good bit of others

lemme show

[glad carbon]

[finite quest]

billy the one who sleeps

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908583081953349652/1206834849990844426/caption.gif

u got any mods i should get

any suggestions

iwant to feel fear

like the one guy from the DC series likes

fear

the scarecrow fella

[fluid heron]

Download sex

[glad carbon]

click here!

[fluid heron]

Will I cum in 1 millisecond if I do?

[glad carbon]

maybe

[finite quest]

3 out of place songs

lol

we got damned from bo2 tho

[glad carbon]

this sucks

[finite quest]

ik

spotify made it

[quaint ore]

that is barely 2010s

[finite quest]

theres random ass songs on here

[quaint ore]

90% of songs here are not pop

[fluid heron]

If you ain't rocking this kys

[finite quest]

they put mr head cobain on my list

😭

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846263348240318534/1206987658946023454/IMG_20240213_103748_354.jpg?ex=65de01da&is=65cb8cda&hm=70a8d1ec07b4530aa6faea9fa3cab167c4b81aaa2d62b11292ee56091d2e2146&

[finite quest]

bro why is there

middle eastern music

on here

[fluid heron]

The Taliban were rocking it

[finite quest]

its soldiers of allah

this shit fuckin SUCKS!

this is pretty fire tho

[fluid heron]

Drinking coffee since ive been awake for 26 hours and I put way too much caramel in it my lips are so fucking sticky

[finite quest]

they have the crazy on you song

https://tenor.com/view/adam-warlock-gotg3-guardians-of-the-galaxy-meme-flying-gif-16191848131003490451

my reaction

[fluid heron]

Pretty much my reaction when this shit come on

[finite quest]

what the fuck

why is blud bumpin anime music

[fluid heron]

Shit goes hard

[finite quest]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2ogISPX6PW43amSRSbK6Ff?si=dc37bc7b5cac4617 this goes harder

lol.

[fluid heron]

I'm listening to anime osts inbetween youngboy

[finite quest]

youngboy?
blocked.

https://tenor.com/view/clown-mcdonalds-thumbs-down-i-dont-think-so-gif-16021541

[fluid heron]

Bro has never heard dedicated he will never be on

[finite quest]

are we talking nba youngboy?

[fluid heron]

Yes

[finite quest]

i thought u were cool man 😢

[fluid heron]

Same one as before but even more Japanese just so I can have it twice in my playlist

[finite quest]

opinion on DMC osts

devil may cry

they go hard

[fluid heron]

Devil may fart

[finite quest]

subhuman and devils never cry

[fluid heron]

I don't fuck with that shit

[finite quest]

Ok!

[solar obsidian]

sold his soul

what a shame

[glad carbon]

devil may cum

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-endgame-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-i-dont-know-you-gif-23716517

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/big-lebowski-waltersobchek-punch-gif-16521963

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/energique/vil-saut.gif

[fluid heron]

Free-smiley.com

[glad carbon]

smiley-lol.com

[finite quest]

modding dl1 is tedious

i wonder if theres

a mod manager

for it

maybe vortex

[fluid heron]

vortex is so fucking stinky for everything but cyberpunk

[finite quest]

oh there is

a modmanager

for dl1

should i though

[glad carbon]

vortex is my fallout and skyrim goto ngl

[fluid heron]

...

[finite quest]

yeqah

thats normal

vortex for skyrim

very nromal

normal

[glad carbon]

hi nermal

[finite quest]

dyslexia:

[fluid heron]

bro vortex sucks so fucking bad for Skyrim and fallout

[finite quest]

no it doesnt

lol

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

It has no regard for load order at all

[glad carbon]

yes it does wtf

[finite quest]

does he know

LOL

[glad carbon]

thats slander

atleast point out actual flaws

[glad carbon]

like how it doesn't throw any good error messages when shit breaks

[faint shoal]

mod organizer will always be superior, but you can keep the training wheels vortex offers

[solar coral]

Its crazy to think a chainsaw would fuck up a medieval knight

[faint shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/ongod-fr-gif-26638290

[glad carbon]

woah wtf

[fluid heron]

It still uses loot which is already fucking shit

[finite quest]

eating almonds rn.

[glad carbon]

he rebranded

[fluid heron]

Whatever I ain't even gonna stress cuz this is playing

[finite quest]

frog should i use vortex for dying light 1

[glad carbon]

also aint no way

[pastel quartz]

HMMM

[solar coral]

like what are they gunna do? block it? say bye bye to your zweihänder sir swedish meatbollius

[pastel quartz]

ı want some

[finite quest]

shut up dont fucking say it

ok

ty

[stone blade]

Hi

[glad carbon]

no they'll just slap it away with a shield and fuckin stab you

[pastel quartz]

almonds are tasty

[stone blade]

alo

hi

[pastel quartz]

I like to eat them

[solar coral]

A shield made of wood you say? like one you use a chainsaw on?

[pastel quartz]

but my personal favorite is roasted hazelnuts

[glad carbon]

@solar coral hows it been, floppy disk eater

[solar coral]

good

[glad carbon]

nah, a metal buckler

[finite quest]

im gonna try vortex for dl1 frog

wish me luck

[glad carbon]

like a parrying shield or something

[fluid heron]

The chainsaw is gonna immediately get fucked up

[glad carbon]

rounded so the chainsaw can't bite it

[solar coral]

chainsaw would still fuck that shit up, unless its an incredibly heavy buckler lol

[glad carbon]

even then it'd dull instantly if it did

[fluid heron]

The chainsaw isnt even gonna bite

[solar coral]

not if you have a good chainsaw

[glad carbon]

now a concrete saw

[fluid heron]

even if it does it's gonna fuck the chain

[glad carbon]

that'd be fucked

one of those massive ones

[solar coral]

any kind of vibrating/rotating blade would fuck up any medieval weapon

[finite quest]

army of rock chuckers vs 5 knights

[inland jackal]

whaa

[finite quest]

who wins

[fluid heron]

What about those Mexican explosive hammers

that drive nails into concrete

[finite quest]

army of rock chuckers vs 5 knights who wins chat.

[inland jackal]

portal bitch ass robot

[solar coral]

LMAO lore accurate pilebunker

[solar coral]

metal bad at blocking rocc, rocc win

[pastel quartz]

good luck and good night

[finite quest]

fr

the armor would be dented as shit

[solar coral]

also theres chainsaws made specifically for cutting like 5 inch thicc steel pipes

im talking about those

[strong eagle]

Portal

[glad carbon]

what about a ramset

[fluid heron]

What about a railgun

[glad carbon]

maybe

[finite quest]

killdozer vs an army of 100 knights

[solar coral]

a railgun is just a ballista but bad

ballistas are so real

[glad carbon]

you mean a circular saw

[solar coral]

no, its a chainsaw

[finite quest]

you guys know those pressurized water jets

[fluid heron]

They do not use chainsaws for that

[finite quest]

that can cut through flesh

and metal

[fluid heron]

mhm

[solar coral]

They do lol

[glad carbon]

ok google says it uses grit like a sander

but on a chain

for iron pipe n stuff

[fluid heron]

so it's not a chainsaw

it's a chain sander

[glad carbon]

it still has teeth

like a saw

[solar coral]

exactly bro, what is the medieval knight gunna do? block it? your sword turns to dust

[solar coral]

its still a chainsaw

[fluid heron]

Chain shit

[fluid heron]

Bros not chainsawmaxxing

[solar coral]

also the chain saw could easily deflect the metal blade, it would get caught in the teeth and get thrown back

then you just ripost

[glad carbon]

bro idk what you mean but im sure a spearman could easily poke around that clunky thing

[solar coral]

ripost with a fucking chainsaw ong

[solar coral]

nah just spin the chainsaw in circles, spearman cant do shit, their spear gunna get cut

[fluid heron]

Riposte your door open and get some sunlight that chainsaw ain't doing shit

[solar coral]

then no more tip, its just a pole so unless they're an anime kung fu master they lose

[solar coral]

Not with that atitude

[glad carbon]

@solar coral stop trolling smh

[solar coral]

ok what if you use premium in the chainsaw

[glad carbon]

im watching videos of it

[fluid heron]

Bros just bullshitting

[glad carbon]

it legit takes like 30 seconds to move maybe an inch thru steel

thats more than enough time for a sword wielding knight to cut ur arm off

[solar coral]

and medival knights dont use inch thick steel

neither do their blades

[fluid heron]

You would be dead so fast

[solar coral]

30 seconds per inch is still super fast, a sword cannot do that

[glad carbon]

stop bullshitting and go back to looking at robots

[solar coral]

not if you wear chainmail

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

Omfg

[glad carbon]

chainmail would gum it up so fast

[solar coral]

chainmail would be so over up against a chainsaw

[modest shoal]

question, who here actually routinely uses a chainsaw ?

[glad carbon]

wdym

[fluid heron]

ezoni has never held a chainsaw

[solar coral]

it would get caught in the teeth and then the knight gets sucked into the motor like a cartoon

[crimson flame]

what is blud yapping

[solar coral]

but i mean if you are wearing chainmail

[modest shoal]

real

[glad carbon]

this is the damn chain

[modest shoal]

that is not a chain

[fluid heron]

That's a cover

[solar coral]

real

[finite quest]

well that there is a debate over chainsaw vs a knight

could this be the greatest brainfart conversation of 24

[modest shoal]

chainsaw breaks and dies

[fluid heron]

my dick and nuts vs a knight for the next debate stupid ass debate

[solar coral]

chainsaw vs kung fu master

[modest shoal]

knight stabs you and you die

[glad carbon]

it'd easily get fucked up by something small and wedged getting into the cover

[finite quest]

chainsaw

[glad carbon]

like a sword

or a dagger

[fluid heron]

Kung fu isn't real so the chainsaw

[glad carbon]

idk man

[solar coral]

kung fuy mastrer wins

[finite quest]

unarmored retard who thinks he can fight

vs chainsaw

[fluid heron]

Sean Strickland vs you with a chainsaw

[broken topaz]

Kung fu also includes weapon techniques so could win

[solar coral]

lies im black'

[glad carbon]

im going to take a metal cutting chainsaw to you

[finite quest]

sean

[glad carbon]

damn robot menace

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sean-strickland-strickland-ufc-ufc-fight-fight-gif-13229039971778231279

bang!

[solar coral]

Im a king fu master so ill block it

Like in edlen ring

[fluid heron]

Sean the African American goat

[finite quest]

sean needs to be more racist.

[glad carbon]

nah

i been playing helldivers 2

im a master at killing automaton bastards

[solar coral]

Ok how about this : grug vs chainsaw

[fluid heron]

stupid ass hypotheticals

[finite quest]

idfk what a grug is

enlighten me

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

bro knows nothing about chainsaws yet keeps trying

[solar coral]

Grug from the croods

[fluid heron]

Greg would fucking brutalize you

[solar coral]

Clearly you dont know im black king fu master

[modest shoal]

I suspect a troll

[finite quest]

true

[modest shoal]

and also a riot

[glad carbon]

go back to sucking floppy disk and stop with these shitty hypotheticals!!!

[finite quest]

can we burn @solar coral at stake for trolling

[fluid heron]

brain fart exile it's actually just retardation

[modest shoal]

who uses floppy disks

[solar coral]

Your honor my client pleads his actions were a riot and a hoot

[modest shoal]

sustained!

[finite quest]

scratching my right sack rn because its itching

[solar coral]

Ok now think about this

[finite quest]

anyone relate

[solar coral]

Knight vs wizard

Who wins

[fluid heron]

I just realized duty's pfp is a bird I thought it was a really fucked up looking sheep

[finite quest]

ok i have a better one

chainsaw vs chainsaw

who wins

[solar coral]

Chainsaw on the left

[fluid heron]

Sean strickland

[modest shoal]

the small saw wins

[solar coral]

Size doesnt matter

[finite quest]

chainsaw vs saw with chains

[fluid heron]

chainsaw vs baby who wins

[modest shoal]

I promise you it does

[finite quest]

chainsaw

i would love to see that matchup

[solar coral]

Chainsaw

[finite quest]

considering how much i abhor babies

[glad carbon]

chainsaw vs atomic bomb

[solar coral]

Wizard vs chainsaw

[finite quest]

dam

tough one

[modest shoal]

you were a baby once 🤡

[fluid heron]

Chainsaw vs blackhole

[broken topaz]

you can still hate babies

[finite quest]

exactly

[solar coral]

Most intelligent brainfart conversation

[finite quest]

baby vs baby

who wins

[solar coral]

Baby on the right

[modest shoal]

the bigger baby

[fluid heron]

baby vs Mike Tyson who wins

[finite quest]

mike tyson

[broken topaz]

The babysitter who pitted them against eachother to bet money on

[solar coral]

Mike tyson

[modest shoal]

baby mike tyson

[glad carbon]

which one wins

[fluid heron]

Joe Rogan vs a dragon who wins

[finite quest]

joe rogan

[modest shoal]

real

[solar coral]

Ok what about chainsaw vs knight (second round)

[finite quest]

joe rogan one tapping said dragon with a kick

[fluid heron]

Stfu

[uncut yew]

🇨hainsaw 🆚 🅱️aby

[broken topaz]

What weapon does the knight have?

[finite quest]

chainsaw vs a band of pirates

[solar coral]

Zweihänder

[fluid heron]

dont start this shit again

[glad carbon]

chainsaw vs flail

[narrow lotus]

depends what era

[solar coral]

He went back to the blacksmith

[broken topaz]

Imma give it to the knight

[finite quest]

flail

[glad carbon]

the flail could whip around the saw and kill you

[solar coral]

Flail wins cuz i love flails

[glad carbon]

ez

[glad carbon]

i'd flail you if i could

[finite quest]

indiana jones vs some random guy named jones

[solar coral]

They're like kung fu black belt nun chucks but punk rock

[solar coral]

Indiana jones he has the whip

[glad carbon]

indiana jones vs pennsylvania jones

[narrow lotus]

Knight weapons differed , ornamental ( for show and tourneys ) they had ornate swords , but they soon discovered they were jack useless against plate , so they had Heavy Handaxes , Maces and Battle Hammers

[finite quest]

martin cabello

goated

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-cat-stupid-tree-gif-14449883692431664425

[solar coral]

Ok who would win, chainsaw or knight with mace

[modest shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/shutupbird-charleykelly-screaming-shut-up-gif-13249201

[finite quest]

martin cabello vs a schizo

who wins

[solar coral]

Who would win tree or chainsaw

[glad carbon]

tree

[finite quest]

hm

tree

yeah

[modest shoal]

chainsaw

[fluid heron]

Martin cabello is gonna fight himself?

[finite quest]

itll fall on broi

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-cabello-cocaine-cocaina-harina-flour-gif-16189627

COCAINA

[uncut yew]

The best is late age, plate armoured knight with fucking gunpower

[finite quest]

Todays subject, slavery

[narrow lotus]

knight because they havent discovered gasoline yet so they cant fuel the chainsaw

[solar coral]

I think the chainsaw wins

[broken topaz]

My brother josh

blew himself up

and his kids

[solar coral]

What if they had gasoline

[glad carbon]

you're a lying cheating whore!!!

[solar coral]

Im faithful to you frog smh

[finite quest]

Todays subject, the cryptography in modern doohickeys

[narrow lotus]

the knight would set the chainsaw guy on fire

[finite quest]

Trans form her.

[broken topaz]

Glorious Nippon Steel Katana vs Baby

[solar coral]

No he has a mace not fire

[uncut yew]

But do they have oil to lubricate the machine also?

[glad carbon]

thats why

[solar coral]

Yes they went to oreily auto parts

[fluid heron]

nippon steel folded a million times vs a glock

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/arrival-gif-19490664

[narrow lotus]

hmm if its an iron mace , he can block the chainsaaw i guess

[sage otter]

hi chat

[narrow lotus]

if it has a wood handle its over

[finite quest]

glock

[broken topaz]

Honestly depends on the range

[glad carbon]

whos got the sword

[solar coral]

What if its a thin iron handle

[broken topaz]

if they were stood right infront of eachother

and both had to draw

[narrow lotus]

he dies

[broken topaz]

probably katana would win

[finite quest]

lets give the sword to a cracked out homeless guy

[fluid heron]

the Glock is fucking winning what are you talking about

[glad carbon]

sword wins

[solar coral]

Shut the fuck up anime pfp

[glad carbon]

he'd slow time and cut the bullet in half

crackhead tech

[uncut yew]

How about F1 grade carbon fibre handle?

[fluid heron]

slow time and slice the cumshots in half

[solar coral]

What

[fluid heron]

You heard me

[finite quest]

unarmed homeless man with minor brazilian jiu jitsu training vs 3 cops

who wins

[broken topaz]

If the glock had to be drawn from holster, it could be on par with a Iaido drawing technique

[solar coral]

Prep time?

[glad carbon]

each one would hit a tonsil

[finite quest]

none

[fluid heron]

The cops are just gonna shoot his ass

[solar coral]

The chainsaw wins

[finite quest]

lets say

cops with no guns

[uncut yew]

10000 x folded Nippon steel vs time-slowed cumshot

[finite quest]

FUCKJ OFF

WITH

YOUR

CHAINSAW

YOU CUNT

[solar coral]

Lmao

[glad carbon]

sword vs sword

[finite quest]

uhh

a dog

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-hot-tiger-cute-tiger-love-gif-9407020505836010165

[solar coral]

Is one of them a zweihander

[broken topaz]

WHAT KIND OF SWORD

[fluid heron]

stfu

[glad carbon]

no you dumb cunt

[solar coral]

Then sword wins

[fluid heron]

dick vs balls what wins

[finite quest]

ezoni die

:(

[glad carbon]

sword vs sord

[finite quest]

dck

dick

the dick is a blunt weapon

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

dick

[finite quest]

the balls are just balls

[glad carbon]

dick

[solar coral]

Sord (it poops on the sword)

[fluid heron]

Goku vs a homeless hooker who wins

[broken topaz]

Dick is more damage resistant than balls

[glad carbon]

sword vs s word

[finite quest]

homeless hooker

[finite quest]

the war

[solar coral]

Shit word

[fluid heron]

Goku vs frog who wins

[glad carbon]

slut word

[solar coral]

The chainsaw wins

[finite quest]

Mike Tyson vs a cracked out homeless guy

who wins

[glad carbon]

Nah. I'd win

[finite quest]

homeless guy wins imo

[solar coral]

Chainsaw

[finite quest]

ezoni

[uncut yew]

Does the frog get a chainsaw and prep time?

[finite quest]

im killing you

im killing you

[broken topaz]

Katzbalger vs Hussar Sabre

[finite quest]

i am killing you

[solar coral]

No prep time needed if they have a chainsaw

[fluid heron]

who wins Neil degrass or Bill nye

[finite quest]

shit

[glad carbon]

Kissinger vs All of Cambodia

[finite quest]

bill nye

[sage otter]

!sean

[solar coral]

Bill nye with a chainsaw

[split canyon]

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[finite quest]

stop wiht the chainsaw

bro

[uncut yew]

Need to turn it on first though

[fluid heron]

That's not Sean Strickland this server fucking sucks

[glad carbon]

@solar coral You vs Chainsaw

[solar coral]

What if it starts on

[finite quest]

leatherface with chainsaw vs face of leather with chain saw

[solar coral]

Chainsaw

[glad carbon]

nah

i turned it off

[broken topaz]

Furry vs. Brony

[solar coral]

<3

[broken topaz]

Who wins

[solar coral]

Brony is a furry

[finite quest]

neither

[uncut yew]

[broken topaz]

disagree

[finite quest]

both die

immediately

[fluid heron]

Brony they are in a higher weight class

[broken topaz]

ideal scenario

[glad carbon]

furry wins because they have income

[broken topaz]

KEKW

[glad carbon]

just hire a hitman ez

[solar coral]

Im the person who is in a furry research group

[broken topaz]

Fake science

[sage otter]

They both kill their opponent from their body odor

it's a draw

[solar coral]

:D

[solar coral]

Like your mom

[fluid heron]

You sure you aren't the one being researched

[solar coral]

No i am

Thats why i say im apart of it

[glad carbon]

ur the stereotypical one

little coder fella

[broken topaz]

My mom isnt fake

[solar coral]

Aerospace engineer*

[broken topaz]

shes a real whore

[fluid heron]

Brain fart exile ignored

[sage otter]

yeah so stereotypical furry

[glad carbon]

does that mean you google aeromorphs or something

[solar coral]

Correct

[solar coral]

No i google robots with big peñis

[sage otter]

That means he fucks plane mechs

[solar coral]

Arent planes already mechs

[glad carbon]

do not let him watch pacific rim alone

[fluid heron]

pacific rimjob

[solar coral]

Do not let me play armored core 6 fires of rubicon

[broken topaz]

Gundam vs Eva unit

[uncut yew]

Thats why i say im apart of it ❌

That's why I say im a part of it ✅

[sage otter]

Well the way I wrote it implies either humanized or animated ones

[fluid heron]

Gundam vs Sean Strickland

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kicking-cat-cat-kicking-happy-cat-sitting-cat-cat-sitting-gif-23846150

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-bowser-super-mario-bros-la-película-mario-steam-gif-14037818028285820118

[glad carbon]

his horny ass could NOT beat AC6

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-literally-me-woopa-hippy-gif-15080613585758560403

[broken topaz]

Fuck mechs are so hot

[solar coral]

False im cracked

[broken topaz]

Beat the entire game with one hand

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-steamhappy-french-france-revolution-gif-6001160887882026662

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804465839779610667/1149108510966173726/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif?ex=64fa4e32&is=64f8fcb2&hm=0476467596206c731c9fac9ee4e3f16386ed6653bc892e49fd72d41394fba8dd&

[fluid heron]

He has to pause to catch his breath

[solar coral]

Im a robot indont breathe

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-microwave-spin-gif-22764274

[fluid heron]

retard*

[glad carbon]

wait, hes goated??

[solar coral]

Cracked*

[broken topaz]

no he's a goat

[solar coral]

One sec

[broken topaz]

because hes a furry

[glad carbon]

my horny ass could NOT beat elden ring

[uncut yew]

I'm going to make you shit yourself using a Flipper Zero

[solar coral]

Im so cracked i banned mf

[sage otter]

HUHH

[fluid heron]

I have the feetfinder wr

[solar coral]

Real

[glad carbon]

whats up dina sore

[sage otter]

Hello Food

What's going on

[glad carbon]

eating granola rn but i think its stale

[fluid heron]

oh cool just puked in my mouth got to taste my coffee again

[sage otter]

Crumble them and make your own cake

[solar coral]

im armored core posting now

[glad carbon]

expired 2021

[sage otter]

Damn

[glad carbon]

i dont see no weevils

[sage otter]

Well make a vaccine out of it then

[broken topaz]

its still good

dw

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-stfu-ac6-armored-core-6-gif-8231079802908933817

[fluid heron]

Does it taste like the packaging

[sage otter]

Are they dry stale or soggy stale ?

[uncut yew]

Just rewrite the date using a sharpie like Dominoes Pizza does to their salad and tomato slices. That should make it fresh again.

[glad carbon]

idk they're just off

[fluid heron]

Nah that's little Caesars

[uncut yew]

Both can be true at once 🤝

[solar coral]

bro was running a DPS meta build and i still hit that PB on mf

[glad carbon]

elden ring posting

[fluid heron]

run into incoming traffic

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/204413197208387584/1198697728251801830/kate.gif

[fluid heron]

Why is that dipshit drooling

[sage otter]

Have you tried using bronze to cut them ? The moderation team claims that it greatly improves flavour

[solar coral]

the vile fluids

[glad carbon]

fent

[fluid heron]

Imagine fent here

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/NeXO4BB

[broken topaz]

thats me

right there

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

that rabbit is not a gooner

@solar coral wtf is this subliminal messaging

[fluid heron]

that rabbit doesn't have a porn addiction and disappoints their parents

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-owo-moment-lil-cat-face-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1322415692904155350

[uncut yew]

Are you sure about that?

[sage otter]

He's unemployed and he's eating salad off the ground lmao

[fluid heron]

yes it's a rabbit

[broken topaz]

neither do I

[sage otter]

His parent just have low standards

[broken topaz]

so i am the rabbit

[fluid heron]

Living the fucking dream

[green schooner]

I’m the rabbit

[glad carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2vVcZ93ii8

[fluid heron]

A rabbit did not type this

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-4821437455591210602

[broken topaz]

what

[glad carbon]

wdym

read the title!!

stop gooning for 2 seconds!!

[broken topaz]

Why is that a thing

[fluid heron]

Microsoft flight sim and dune are fuckin?

[glad carbon]

idk fella

[sage otter]

It looks cool but there's no new content appart from few ornycopters or whatever they where called

And sandstorms

[fluid heron]

bro fuck coffee I'm def boutta puke again

[glad carbon]

good luck champ

[glad carbon]

yeah

[fluid heron]

hornycopter

[sage otter]

I wanna buy it just to stab people at the airport with the sacred kriss blade

[uncut yew]

The joystick is organic

[glad carbon]

roflcopter mk3

[sage otter]

Ornithopter

Odd name

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1007004881007157249/1032376725943894158/attachment.gif

[fluid heron]

I just gotta stay awake for 7 more hours

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-gif-8139856

[sage otter]

why

[glad carbon]

same

[fluid heron]

Sleep schedule

[slender rock]

xD

[glad carbon]

same

[fluid heron]

I woke up at 6pm

[glad carbon]

kys

[sage otter]

Understandable, waking up between 9pm and 3am gaming vibes

[slender rock]

WHYD YOU LEAVE THE KEYS ON TEH TABLE!

[fluid heron]

Gotta stay awake and mew

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-ostinka-gif-22635178

[fluid heron]

🧏🤫

[glad carbon]

mewing rn

meow

meow

:3

[slender rock]

@glad carbon cease

[glad carbon]

meow

[slender rock]

Saatana

[sage otter]

Quick mew while the mods are asleep

[fluid heron]

Gotta stay away and jelq

[sage otter]

Why don't you grab something to eat

[fluid heron]

Nuh uh

[glad carbon]

jelqing dont stop

tape that shit while you sleep

[sage otter]

Will actually help, and that way you'll stop throwing up your coffee

[fluid heron]

I stay jelqmaxxing

[fluid heron]

I'm not hungry