🎪bruh-fart

[finite quest]

info.

i typed a

sentence fragment

soo

ermm

byee!

[inland jackal]

Aloo corii

Good heavens johan

[hot snow]

goodbye

[finite quest]

Well

[hot snow]

gagaga

[finite quest]

that there is a

blown dummy

with blood filled

condoms.

[inland jackal]

Yes

[hot snow]

aren't we all

[finite quest]

well were

blood filled

[inland jackal]

[finite quest]

rubber flesh sacks

with elasticity.

[hot snow]

that's just wrong

you can't be rubber and flesh

man

[finite quest]

not if you eat rubber

[hot snow]

I'm having to tell both you and oguzy to take your meds every time you say dumb shit like this

[glad carbon]

[finite quest]

i am on my meds

lmao

[narrow lotus]

which is why im to anxious to ask first

[pale ingot]

so that's why you're like this

[placid sail]

better to be denied 100 times with a chance of eventually getting some game than doing nothing and hitting on your cockatiel someday out of desperation and regret, bird man

[hot snow]

then get better

fuckijg

meds

these ones aren't working

[narrow lotus]

shit , that might be wisdom right there

[finite quest]

no

not exactly

[finite quest]

well

theyre 100 mg

one capsule

lol

i have amphetamines and vyvanse

[broken topaz]

i miss amphetamines

[finite quest]

im on amphetamines currently.

[hot snow]

alright forget the meda

meds

go with the punching bag idea I told you about

[finite quest]

yeah

i already have one

lol

i need a rage room

[hot snow]

use it

[finite quest]

give me bottles

a sledgehammer

walls

and a bunch of othr shit

goonfaces rage ;3

i just need to break stuff because breaking stuff is fun

some glass

[broken topaz]

a twink

[finite quest]

itll "shatter" my interesting thoughts

ahahaha funny joke

[finite quest]

and a gun

[finite quest]

and do this to them

[broken topaz]

NO

[finite quest]

yes

its for the greater good

[finite quest]

make sure theyre polish too, thanks

[broken topaz]

@brü

@heady crow

[heady crow]

haiii :3

[broken topaz]

I learned

that mewing

is just

restign your tongue at the top of your mouth??

Isnt that how most people naturally rest their tongue??

[heady crow]

yeah, in the position where it naturally is

[finite quest]

basically yeah

also use a gumshoe

[heady crow]

im mewing rn fr fr

looksmaxxing

[broken topaz]

So how is mewing a thing?

if its how it is normally?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-gif-11339234860235694668

[finite quest]

use a gumshoe to reduce inflamation

oh geah

what is love is playing rn

pn spotify

[heady crow]

pretty much promoting resting it in there and pushing on the roof of your mouth with it

[finite quest]

wut is luv!

[heady crow]

idk, the incel community is weird

[broken topaz]

But thats the natural resting position

unless you are a mouth breather

[heady crow]

yeah

[broken topaz]

no wonder my jawline is so sharp

been mewing all my life

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160671449858719758/1206572397491396608/trim.CCF13011-C4F1-44C2-A88A-F26049F172A8.mp4?ex=65dc7f1c&is=65ca0a1c&hm=435ae60a4490b02f312aac39fc4d4ab916919cc2cb979cb1c8955e4dee4e53b4&

[broken topaz]

and tensing my jaw, grinding my teeth

[heady crow]

whats ypour mewing streak

[finite quest]

just dont get tmj it hurts

[broken topaz]

25 years apparently

[heady crow]

my doctor said i grind in my sleep. Hes real asf for that

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bevis-butthead-youre-old-old-bevis-and-butthead-gif-23551069

[broken topaz]

Okay born in 2007 ass

[heady crow]

2007 😭

i wont stand for this slander

shut up cori

[broken topaz]

Crysis 1 came out before you

[placid sail]

jesus christ

[broken topaz]

shut up

[finite quest]

lol

[placid sail]

I always forget how actually young bruno is

[finite quest]

i miss the transformer games

war for cybertron and fall of cybertron

i still have them on my 360

[heady crow]

what the fuck do you mean

the fuck it did not

[finite quest]

tommy use to work on da docks.

[broken topaz]

it came out in 2007

[heady crow]

youre just jealous of my inherent childlike wonder cori

[broken topaz]

i know you arent born in 2007

[heady crow]

yeah and i was born before 2007

[broken topaz]

But you did release the same year as half life 2

which is still not okay

[pale ingot]

what if theyre sad while marrying though

[heady crow]

😭

yeah, that ill acceptr

[finite quest]

wanna play dl1 when im home

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hecu-half-life-half-life2-get-real-patrick-casey-gif-23973196

[finite quest]

mr hamdevourer8387

[broken topaz]

@heady crow My stalker found a way to contact me lol

One app i didnt think of blocking him on

[heady crow]

soviet bear???

how

[placid sail]

I still have that weird perception that 00's were like a decade ago at best

so bruno being born at the time is wild for me

[heady crow]

what fucking app did you not block him on 😭

and whatd he say

[broken topaz]

Bro messaged me through the Lovense Remote app

😭

[heady crow]

no

shut up

😭

[broken topaz]

im not kidding

😭

[inland jackal]

Cori

[heady crow]

how the fuck did he even realise that he could message you through it

he has some dedication alright

[broken topaz]

I dunno i guess he was cleaning apps from his phone or smth

[placid sail]

take your stalker on a date and be your most boring and obnoxious self

see how much of stalker they are after that

[broken topaz]

Already done

didnt work

[heady crow]

yeah, imagine a 10 yo in a army

[placid sail]

damn he persistent

[inland jackal]

Whats the conversation about

[broken topaz]

Well he cant message me on there anymore

[finite quest]

leak all his info

might work

[broken topaz]

Lol

Thats a crime

[heady crow]

only if someone could be that obsessed with me 😞

[finite quest]

and

[broken topaz]

but good idea

[broken topaz]

I can be

:3

[finite quest]

crime is cool if its to get rid of a possible criminal

[heady crow]

hiii :3

[broken topaz]

Now that your gf is out of the picture

there is room for me

😭

[heady crow]

but nah, you got madz to obsess over

[finite quest]

i have this one friend who i dont like at all

[heady crow]

😭

never date a mentally ill girl

[finite quest]

hes some canadian guy

[broken topaz]

Exactly

spent 13 hours in call with madzy yesterday

[heady crow]

so thats why i havent seen you around

[placid sail]

I disagree, dating mentally ill girls is good

[broken topaz]

Keeping me awake, watching gundam and another one of madz's favourite shows

[heady crow]

youre missing all my vacations by being with madz

smh

[placid sail]

not because of a cheap thrill, but because your silly ass will think twice now before doing that again

[heady crow]

i need to force you two to watcht the 3.5 hour cut of das boot

[broken topaz]

i promise you we will

at some point

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-1799983865423589252

[broken topaz]

but we watched the normal cut just a few months back

[heady crow]

i cant gaslight my irl friends to do it

[broken topaz]

madz still has the 3.5 hour cut downloaded i think

[heady crow]

hasnt it been longer

like half a year

[broken topaz]

Thats a few months

to me

[heady crow]

i guess

[broken topaz]

I dunno man

my sense of time is gone

[heady crow]

our view of time is a bit different

yeah

[broken topaz]

The other day i was thinking about my guitar

like

"I only had this for like a year, but never played"

But nah

[placid sail]

this is my hell

[broken topaz]

ive had the guitar for like 2 years now

[heady crow]

thats crazy

the passage of time is inevitable

but yeah, my sense of time is fucked too since im in the army

got 311 mornings left

[broken topaz]

Thats very specific

[heady crow]

it is

because it is exactly 311 mornings

[broken topaz]

Do you draw little slashes on the wall

while laying in your bunk

counting out the days

[heady crow]

sometimes i draw TL311 on random furniture

TL meaning Today Left

crazy seeing some marks left by like the first batch of 2012

[heady crow]

wtf are those?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/critkid7139-gif-23793406

[broken topaz]

monkaS

wtf

[broken topaz]

literally me

[placid sail]

I dunno, but it's without a doubt insects, so I am sweating and pulling out my flammenwerfer

[heady crow]

you still got that loophole za?

[broken topaz]

no

im too poor for regular drug consumption

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-leslie-jordan-gif-11334450875675318506

time to go back to growing mushrooms?

[placid sail]

glue is cheap

[heady crow]

glue 😭

[broken topaz]

im not sniffing glue man

[heady crow]

idk people in the readiness unit where im going distillate alcohol from hand sanitizer

[broken topaz]

😭

fucking fins

[heady crow]

ikr

actually crazy that they are 2 days in the brigade and already resort to hand sanitizer

[pastel quartz]

cat

[broken topaz]

tbh

id be out here

sniffing the chamber

after shooting my service rifle

[placid sail]

snorting that gunpowda

[heady crow]

i mean, its not too bad. The smell does get everywhere especially if youre shooting laying down

[broken topaz]

smell pls? :3

smell pls? :3

smell pls? :3

smell pls? :3

smell pls? :3

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-gif-26460635

gun smell

i love gun smell

gun smell? Where?

[broken topaz]

its like the smell of gasoline

heavenly

[placid sail]

bruh

[heady crow]

cori, where tf does the sniffing thing come from. Even when were playing lethal company now Isumi just comes up to me and starts sniffing

[broken topaz]

The male urge to smell dangerous substances

[placid sail]

you're saying you won't sniff glue and you like the fucking gasoline

[broken topaz]

😭

Shes so real for that

[placid sail]

we need to put cori on the watchlist, for his own sake

[heady crow]

mentally ill puppy girls <3

[broken topaz]

I mean i do this to madz as well

madz does not like it

[heady crow]

ahahahha

why

also how is madz, havent talked to them in forever

[broken topaz]

I dunno

They are okay, recovered

Currently sharing their apartment with an american friend of theirs

[heady crow]

glad the bottom surgery went well

[heady crow]

oh damn, whats up?

they just visiting or on some business type shiz

[broken topaz]

Helping them out

Needed to get out of america, away from their parents

[tidal trellis]

hello braindamaged peoples how are we

[broken topaz]

until they can move in with their partner

so madz let them stay at theirs since the start of the year

until sometime in march apparently

[heady crow]

ah alright, thats generous of madz but theyre the type of person to open up their doors like that

hopefully everything goes well

[broken topaz]

And then probably as soon as they are gone, give a few days to let max rest up

I will go to norway

for a few days

[heady crow]

really? :3

[placid sail]

we are currently under occupation by two charismatic fruity boys

[broken topaz]

I floated the idea

[placid sail]

please stand by

[broken topaz]

If its not too late in march i actually do have time

so

[heady crow]

dawg, i wish you get the opportunity to do so. Id be so happy for both of you

[tidal trellis]

brug

[broken topaz]

just an extended weekend or smth

not too long

[heady crow]

even though a few days is an akward time frame

[broken topaz]

yee

But

we'll see

Depends on how much time they have and I have

[heady crow]

listen, im a big strong army man

[narrow lotus]

sexo

[broken topaz]

thats your physical form

but your personality

is that of a soft kitten

you know it

i know it

isumi knows it

[heady crow]

true, i hope the best. Im prolly gonna take another europe roadtrip in the summer of 2025

[tidal trellis]

chat I am confused help

[heady crow]

what has she told you 😭

[placid sail]

your legs may be too thick for thighighs, but you're still a fruity boy at heart

[broken topaz]

:3

[heady crow]

oh shut up

[broken topaz]

we should meet up

fr

[heady crow]

i cant trust ANYONE these days

[heady crow]

yeah if you arent too busy with exams

[broken topaz]

If im still alive in 2025

[heady crow]

true, that too

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-are-you-sleeping-niko-bellic-niko-gta4-roman-bellic-are-you-sleeping-gif-26668251

[placid sail]

stop wasting your time in fartfart and go hit on some lady already

[tidal trellis]

ROMAN U FAT FUCK ARE U SLEEPING

[heady crow]

hopefully your suicide attempts are unsuccesful <3

[broken topaz]

Thanks, means a lot <3

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-gif-26162796

[tidal trellis]

your life is EVERYTHING, you SERVE a purpose. You should keep yourself safe, NOW

[narrow lotus]

imma go punch a lady brb

thanks busy

[tidal trellis]

mug her in the process too

take her credit card information

[heady crow]

anything for you dawg

any news of the tard wrangling job? Or well anything

[broken topaz]

hell yeah

[broken topaz]

got ghosted

[placid sail]

listen man. you're stressing yourself over that shit too much. you don't sweat about messaging someone in brainfart, do you? because it's whatever, it's just playing around. well guess what, it's the same with ladies. you approach, you demonstrate your collection of stolen mercedes signs, if she's interested, cool, if she's not, whatever, it's just a game, don't take it too serious and have fun with it

[heady crow]

sm64 when

me and who

[tidal trellis]

kill everyone u see

is my motto

[narrow lotus]

me after taking busy's advice

[tidal trellis]

getting everyones ip address in this chat rn as we speak

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-gif-20985365

[tidal trellis]

flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!.........................................

[placid sail]

are you the sweaty anime girl or literally me

[broken topaz]

hi arab man

[narrow lotus]

!lockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Lassie

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053996613816815656/1194942192393912340/image0-5.gif

!unlockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

[placid sail]

why do you lock fart down every time you do nameme

[narrow lotus]

so people see i have the power all for myself while you plebs ask mediocre questions like these

[placid sail]

I will do my hardest to not cringe horribly from that remark out of respect for you

but please don't say anything that silly again

[narrow lotus]

im sorry busy idk what happened

[tidal trellis]

I hate this fucking thing

[narrow lotus]

good, means you will survive brainfart a bit more

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[tidal trellis]

I have high amounts of sanity dw

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812973006363033630/1204164141699432499/Get_boykisser_out_of_my_sight_memes.mov?ex=65d3bc3f&is=65c1473f&hm=2e751933b285b2167ce1cf45a15bed0b7dadabca2a6a2ba74e0530672b13d628&

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938850984543809557/1122662756861096026/memex.gif

[placid sail]

obamacore

[tidal trellis]

chat can we kill this person

[tidal trellis]

you 2 scare me

[broken topaz]

Bober

[narrow lotus]

chinese hacker voiping my whole adress , shoe size, blood type , grandma's secret cake recipe through 3 walls on resort

[tidal trellis]

what does this mean

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bober-kurwa-wombat-not-a-beaver-beaver-gif-8961649020872801915

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1164833216755142707.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[placid sail]

no, cori is a good one

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-friday-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-anime-gif-12852354827155150372

[tidal trellis]

can I kill u then instead

[placid sail]

sure

do your worst

[tidal trellis]

alright see u in 5-10 business weeks

[placid sail]

deliveries these days smh

[pale ingot]

you forgot about your aunt's secret sarmale recipe

[tidal trellis]

I hate elves so much

[pale ingot]

dwarf fucker

[tidal trellis]

dwarfs are badass

but I don't fuck them

[broken topaz]

omg no way

its alf

[broken topaz]

me af

[pale ingot]

insane ass shoess

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-alf-smell-gif-10746089

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25407464

[placid sail]

do not the cat

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053996613816815656/1194942192393912340/image0-5.gif

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711144992311214122/1159109548330717234/ob86yd7d91j31.png?ex=65d5f0e3&is=65c37be3&hm=42358c1e55fb199d3ae576aaf776b554a484add9056fd77443b6ef1cd3da9a8f&

me af rn

[neon cradle]

Me rn

[pastel quartz]

guys

helb

I cand stop

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877575767209439295/993466222572220446/flourishing.gif

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/604768280229707788/1205564879281463338/twitter_1755796411327635479.gif

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863146855000834068/1173036742576701520/IMG_5273.webp?ex=65da7719&is=65c80219&hm=761dd286d625914e44562b50e41a4661aab52edecbce0a3d6b101d7b13f72904&

[runic kernel]

Hi Frog Hi Flop Hi Ham Hi cori

[pale ingot]

i do'nt you

you smell.

[glad carbon]

hi catboy

[solar obsidian]

damn iedy going through a phase

[tidal trellis]

idk who u are but hi

[pale ingot]

he comes herre.. posts cat memes... pisses off... i dont know if he actually like, speaks.

[tidal trellis]

oh okay

[oblique spire]

GATOOOOOO, ALOOOO, HOW YOUUUU

[pale ingot]

[tidal trellis]

wdym, I've had no issue so far in this server

[runic kernel]

Hi llama Hi Brüno Bratwürst Hi Delight

[inland jackal]

what about it

its a good item

[heady crow]

hi chernobyl catboy

hows it going

[oblique spire]

Alo

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-running-playing-having-fun-gif-26860048

[inland jackal]

chipi chapa

[runic kernel]

L+Didnt ask+frolicking

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hey hey

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[solar obsidian]

my silly ass:

[inland jackal]

yelo delight

[tidal trellis]

cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have like 4 cats help

[inland jackal]

get a cat

[placid sail]

man

it's almost magical how appropriate amount of salt can turn a mid dish into good one

[upper axle]

real as fuck

[tidal trellis]

add more salt till u dissolve

[upper axle]

a small amount of salt in the grounds of your coffee during brewing can also reduce the bitter taste of shit quality coffee

just be careful to not put too much

or else you've just fucked an entire pot

[finite quest]

i eat salt

favorite rock

[upper axle]

btw how's that Helldivers game ive been seeing a lot of buzz about? it fun?

[finite quest]

holy diver by dio is fire

[placid sail]

I have that weird habit of always being very sparse on spices and salt, but now I'm just going "nah quiet it's gonna be fine", add a pinch more of salt (while shaking with fear and disapproval) and bam, it's much better

[upper axle]

the movement looks interesting to me. almost like a more physics-based cross of Metal Gear Solid 5 and a bit of The Division

[upper axle]

banger song

[placid sail]

pretty sure a bunch of people in brainfart are grinding that shit day and night rn

[upper axle]

NGL tho i prefer Dio's works when he was the vocalist in Rainbow

[upper axle]

oh so it slaps

got it

[placid sail]

@fading shuttle helldivers slaps or nah?

[fading shuttle]

It slaps, wait a week before getting so all the internet issues are resolved

[upper axle]

noted

thank you

[placid sail]

and there you go

[upper axle]

NGL it seems like "what if we made Starship Troopers even fucking goofier" and i vibe with that HELLA hard

[fading shuttle]

They didn't expect 100k players on steam alone and their servers are having a meltdown

[placid sail]

the good point is, it's not only a fun starship trooper goof, but also a solid coop shooter with objectives against the endless waves of ENEMIES OF DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM

[fading shuttle]

Mainly because Helldivers 1 was such a niche game

[tidal trellis]

me when I dive into hell or something idk never played it

[runic kernel]

Hi Alex Hi Borjomi Hi Jaboopy

[upper axle]

its always funny as fuck and very nice to see a smaller company put out a quality game and go "OH FUCK WE WERENT EXPECTING EVERYONE TO LIKE IT OH GOD OH FUCK"

and then have to scramble for a week to get shit actually functioning smoothly

its a true suffering from success moment

[finite quest]

HOLAY DIVAH.

[fading shuttle]

Poor bastards were working Sundays considering we got confirmation yesterday for a fix

[upper axle]

real talk tho i prefer Dio's work with Rainbow to his solo stuff. solo stuff is amazing but i just kinda think his work with Rainbow is even better

[upper axle]

yeah

[placid sail]

sup catboyo

[broken topaz]

The best of Dio is his cameo / feature on Kickapoo

[upper axle]

im sure they were somewhat happy to do it tho, means the game is going hard and their work has paid off

[storm stream]

Hello, non-mentally ill WT players

[finite quest]

how do we feel about this

[broken topaz]

so not WT players?

[storm stream]

yep

[upper axle]

good lord, 5 and a half minutes to cap out thats insane

[broken topaz]

WHY DONT YOU ASK THE KIDS AT TIENANMEN SQUAAAREE

[upper axle]

my only response is another megadeth lyric

NICE STORY, TELL IT TO READER'S DIGEST

https://open.spotify.com/track/6i7IXg8j7ZngiEOgBYjkhw?si=f848a7a6a12b492c

[finite quest]

dam chat died

nvm

[finite quest]

TRUE ENEMY OR FALSE FRIEND?

[upper axle]

Megadeth is the epitome of "this music slaps but holy fucking shit these lyrics are some of the dumbest shit ever and i love it"

[finite quest]

ANXIETYS ATTACKIN ME AND I DONT KNOW WHERE IVE BEEN.

maybe

[upper axle]

HELL ME, MEET THE REAL ME

[finite quest]

kill the king is great btw

[broken topaz]

Any early 2000s late 90s japanese video game OST with english vocals

[upper axle]

IN MY MISFITS WAY OF LIFE

[finite quest]

kill da king, da king is dead, long live da king!

kill da king, da king is dead, long live da king!

i am da king!

[upper axle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1aDNYyeU62BuQsBAY18i48?si=4ff16e97ddd94587

https://open.spotify.com/track/3bBY5eExARCbvNAWzNv0sR?si=bf4d81c750cd4307

[finite quest]

alr i grg

[upper axle]

aight

one last song tho, my absolute fave Rainbow song

https://open.spotify.com/track/3naBmr78qAUT9euAhwW3Mo?si=66b4638e730e46ac

[pastel quartz]

Oh god

Dio posting

Oh god

https://open.spotify.com/track/7FtRUrOEDUHTvenvp1BqZo?si=22gN8801RAmoiiECGAnCjA

One of my favs

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/265256381437706240/1206555721710174238/RDT_20240212_172348.mp4?ex=65dc6f94&is=65c9fa94&hm=88d83f73ae69c15855ee1308548b732d832c15dd9b8a49bce51750bff13c7837&

[broken topaz]

kek

tru

[tidal trellis]

real

[upper axle]

real as fuck

~we beliiieeeved we'd catch the raaaainbooooowww~

[pastel quartz]

[crimson flame]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IHZru-6M8BY?si=qjByGW9T53Vcy0DS

[placid sail]

dipshits keep buying all of them

[oblique spire]

Stormtrooper gaming

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gay-kiss-gif-25511838

none, I don't buy microtransactions

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

I think I've only bought one back in 2011 in league, felt absolutely nothing and stopped there

[oblique spire]

i have acquired an F-4E bombing run and a napalm run

And i am in a forest

[crimson flame]

fucking sparkly horse dude

[oblique spire]

with vietnamese

Literally in vietnam

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-bl2-bl-borderlands-buttstallion-gif-5764583

[glad carbon]

its really bad

[fading shuttle]

The robots feel more like I'm at Normandy than Vietnam

[glad carbon]

its REALLY bad

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted

[glad carbon]

dont try to fight the cannons

its not worth it

[oblique spire]

what is

[glad carbon]

the robots

bugs are fun to stomp

these robots will slowly roll over you with increasing numbers until you're rubble

[fading shuttle]

Robots are more fun to me since they shoot back

[oblique spire]

uhhh no

[runic kernel]

That sound like coward talk
WHO TF TRAINED YOU SOLDIER

[fading shuttle]

Feels like I'm in the terminator universe

[glad carbon]

also headshots are way more fun

they dont just bounce off the robot heads

unless its a hulk

[fading shuttle]

I got the penetrator ar, and I saw that they made it burst fire

[oblique spire]

I know what to fight and what not to fight

i didnt just buy this game 20 minutes ago

[fading shuttle]

It feels like a decent chunk of the primary weapons aren't as good as the basic ar you get at the start

[oblique spire]

im liking the marksman rifle the R-63 diligence or whatever

[glad carbon]

its not that good

[fading shuttle]

Yep

[glad carbon]

it still takes like an entire mag to kill armored guys

damage number doesnt mean shit tbh

its not changing anything

the next dmr you get is worse than the dilligence

[glad carbon]

even tho it has more damage in theory

[fading shuttle]

Yeah by 11

11 extra damage means nothing

The penetrator sucks because you can't fire it full auto

[glad carbon]

it also has a smaller mag

and I think less damage

[runic kernel]

The best gun is the 500kg bomb

[fading shuttle]

Yep

[pale ingot]

thats why,.. good itemm.. . mm

[fading shuttle]

I think the primary weapons need a big rebalance since most of them are just a downgrade to the big 3, the ar, the smg and the auto shotty

[oblique spire]

The first shotgun you get doesn't seem that bad tbh

[fading shuttle]

The pump action is bad

Especially at higher difficulties

[glad carbon]

I hope they adjust the unlock system

I'd rather just have a big pool of weapons seperate from the normal pass thingy

[fading shuttle]

You can just use the breaker semi auto and get a better experience

[glad carbon]

like 3 per rank

yeah

pump with slugs looks cool

[fading shuttle]

I think weapons gotta get rebalanced since most of them don't have a use

[oblique spire]

I run that, the pistol SMG headass and the LMG call in

its done me good so far

[fading shuttle]

I don't use the lmg anymore since ap is more important

[glad carbon]

lmg can pen red bugs

jsut use AC turret for armored stuff

[fading shuttle]

You can just shoot them and they stop moving, they are barely a threat

And shooting around their armour is easy

Railgun is also busted as an armour penetration tool

Either it's gonna get nerfed or the rest are gonna get buffed

[glad carbon]

i love it

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1757021504045281396?t=rQd_QzhB-123GGsEOv3MZw&s=19

[broken topaz]

Lazer engraving an effect pedal

oo

[placid sail]

so mesmerizing

[lost tartan]

stoner metal magic

[placid sail]

also made me wonder whether it's possible to laser engrave your own skin

[broken topaz]

Yea should be possible

[placid sail]

hehehe boiii

[broken topaz]

As long as the laser is hot enough to scar your skin

As if it was branding with hot iron

I guess a touch stronger than a tatoo removal laser

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cheburashka-pizdec-fuck-this-shit-eto-pizdec-pechalno-gif-11430414

[placid sail]

well yeah, but it should be so precise this way

and probably tiny bit less harmful than sticking a hot iron or scraping the skin with a knife

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/809466415861989468/1147126473556234251/spankaloosci.gif

[tidal trellis]

I hunger

[placid sail]

no need

we have youtube and retards for that

https://youtu.be/4-BfsnTw1X4?si=3RwSzcETw31DHZRD&t=187

someone tested it 9 years ago!

[tidal trellis]

Will it laser

That is the question

I wish I could laser my facial hair off but to expensive

[upper axle]

the question is "blend?" and the answer is yes

https://tenor.com/view/blendtec-blender-will-it-blend-dont-breathe-this-smoke-gif-23488626

[tidal trellis]

Fuck this makes me wanna watch GMM now

[placid sail]

yeah apparently a lot of mentally challenged people thought of this too

https://youtu.be/-0ZhUxrvnVg

gotta get your fix of smelling the burnt human flesh somehow

[bold tendon]

Lmaooo is a average Twitter post

[midnight cloud]

finally, burnt tattoos, i love the smell of bacon

[tidal trellis]

NAHHH that is vile 💀💀

[bold tendon]

The people are speaking And they say “175 to 18”

[placid sail]

they all did it because of you, intrusive thought

[midnight cloud]

Im so honored

and humbled

[broken topaz]

😭

Thats vile

[placid sail]

it immediately reminded me of spaceship troopers, which is already a theme thanks to helldivers

[midnight cloud]

maybe you should also do jump in on the bandwagon?...do it like them sci-fi movies did it?...youd be literally them

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rocketmonsters-starship-troopers-rocket-monster-tattoo-rico-rocketmonsters-gif-25440268

ignore the shitty edit on the gif

[bold tendon]

It not hurting after like 13 shots

[midnight cloud]

thats NOT the real tattoo?!!?!?!

unbelievable

[placid sail]

nah man, never really got the whole tattoo fad

[midnight cloud]

good man

[inland jackal]

skulldozer would be dope as tatoo

[placid sail]

I like the concept of doing something fun looking with yourself, but tattoo is too permament and too much of a hassle

[midnight cloud]

yeah man, ripping off your arms is much better, or uhhh getting cool scars from jumping into woodchippers

[inland jackal]

whos this reaction ninja

[bold tendon]

You get a one of those that, stick to you, and with water so it not permanent

[inland jackal]

@solar coral

[bold tendon]

Like the one we get as little kid

[midnight cloud]

LMAO yeah do that

[placid sail]

plus after that kurzgesagt video about how tattoo exists in your body in terms of biology, I pity the tiny immune cells that have to hold the ink particles forever just because I want to look fancy

[inland jackal]

ezoni wanna talk?

[placid sail]

be free, little guys

[placid sail]

no jail for you because of my decisions

[midnight cloud]

theyre your cell slaves, you really CARE about those plebians keeping your vitals in check and keeping you alive?

[placid sail]

I did those when I was a wee lad, you got them with a chewing gum

[placid sail]

yes

[midnight cloud]

cant believe this...

[midnight cloud]

cell death gang rise up

[inland jackal]

@solar coral cant talk?

[placid sail]

in busy corp, we care about every little cell working hard day and night to allow me to masturbate and procrastinate all day long

[inland jackal]

ezoni just here 1 or whole server 2

[bold tendon]

They so busy quiet quitting and such, and no game dev until last second

[inland jackal]

interesting

brainfart exile yet cannot talk here

[placid sail]

ezoni reached the final stage of furry evolution and forgor how to type

congrats

🥳

[upper axle]

bro looking like pre-hatred Skull Face

[inland jackal]

!who

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[placid sail]

like I said in another server, it should be legal to shoot ubisoft employees on sight in any country

(in minecraft)

[upper axle]

Ubisoft is a French company right?

[broken topaz]

🤢

French...

[inland jackal]

whats a french

aloo corii

[broken topaz]

alooo :3

[placid sail]

unfortunately, the disease has long since breached the borders of baguette land and spread worldwide

[bold tendon]

Ubisoft is rlly good with making games that have a tower where you need to collect stuff at the top

Most far cry game

[upper axle]

we should just follow the example of the past French when they were kinda cool and did that whole revolution thing with the guillotines

[inland jackal]

imagine crying in the far

[bold tendon]

Other too

[bold tendon]

Sound like a bad idea for Justice because not any due process

[solar coral]

YAY

ty falco <3

[uncut obsidian]

who r u

who is this brainfart newbie

[upper axle]

modern Ubisoft is great at taking some of the coolest concepts for games ive seen in a long time and then completely FUCKING UP the follow through on actually making the thing and the result being GIGANTICALLY mid and a total waste of potential

[placid sail]

why falco, why

[grizzled meadow]

I said no

[bold tendon]

Just go murde people easily

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[solar coral]

:( oh sorry

[placid sail]

reduce the furry back to nonverbal state this instant

[solar coral]

No thank you falco </3

[broken topaz]

The A flank must be held

otherwise the enemies flank from there

and B and C will be impossible to hold

[fading shuttle]

Unisoft is good at making games which are just entertaining enough so you keep playing, but not entertaining enough to be fun

[inland jackal]

alo bz

[bold tendon]

You playing chess but I am checkers, except, I am winning and i take A because bored

It a hunting season

[upper axle]

they're great at squandering the massive potential of really cool concepts. see: The Division, Assassin's Creed after the first 3 or so, and a million other examples

[bold tendon]

Ubisoft game be like “go to the top of all the towers to win”

Except if it’s rainbow siege so then you go kill all the enemies

[upper axle]

the division was a game i found very fun, both the first and second ones, BUT im eternally assmad that Ubisoft made them because if ANYONE ELSE DID IT the games would have been so much fucking better

[bold tendon]

You mama

[inland jackal]

my mom

[solar coral]

One of these days i will escape this prison

[inland jackal]

[bold tendon]

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cafe ☕️

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz tell him what happened

[solar coral]

So real

❌

[inland jackal]

you will be back here sooner or later my guy

[placid sail]

there is no squandering happening, they simply chase the goals that misaligned with what a fun and entertaining game for a relatively sane player is. that's the whole horror of it. there's been a dedicated and hard work put into making the most mid and shitty goyslop sandboxes one after another, because they're following the marketing metrics, investors' demands, attention grabbing techniques and all shit like that

[inland jackal]

btw

ciao falco

[placid sail]

and in all of that shit, as an afterthought, there's some half-cooked game hiding

[upper axle]

pretty much yeah

[solar coral]

Yall haters cant touch me ong 🤢

[upper axle]

but in essence that itself is the squandering

[placid sail]

ubisoft ceo would disagree

[bold tendon]

It is the smell, repulsed me

[placid sail]

from a top of his cocaine yacht

[solar coral]

Implying that the ubisoft CEO can process stimuli

[solar coral]

thats my battle aura

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-lets-go-come-on-bath-shower-gif-18529737

[upper axle]

they actively made the decision to pursue market trends and forego making fun games with the gigantically cool concepts, and therefore squandered the potential of said concepts in pursuit of the money

[solar coral]

water

[zealous briar]

lol, where is this map from? Ingame, did they update something? hahaha 😅

[upper axle]

and yeah the CEO disagreeing doesnt invalidate my point because he cant process stimuli properly 'cause he's too coked the fuck out and also i dont care because he's a cuck

[solar coral]

[inland jackal]

steven seagal training

[placid sail]

it's not a squander in a sense that they're not pursuing to make a fun game anymore, they're making a good selling game, and that goal they somehow continue to achieve

BECAUSE DIPSHITS KEEP BUYING THAT SPARKLING PONY

[upper axle]

yep lol

[inland jackal]

aight

i gotchu ezoni

[placid sail]

the real devil of gamedev is that money whale buying the retarded microtransaction shit, not the gamedev. gamedev is merely a naive young countryside girl that will do anything for your money, it's the whales that corrupted her

[upper axle]

its both a squander and not a squander depending entirely on if you view their goal as relevant to the argument IMO

[solar coral]

idk man, farcry 1 was pretty real

[inland jackal]

@solar coral, others dont open

[broken topaz]

Steven Seagal actually knows how to fight

But he's old as shit

[solar coral]

How do i open a spoiler

[placid sail]

listen man, I hate AAA soulless shit factory as much as the next guy

[solar coral]

like ur mom?

[inland jackal]

alt f4 to reveal all spoilers

[upper axle]

personally i think their goal is a non-factor in the question of the concept the game is built on having its potential neutered, because their goal isnt the question, its the execution of the concept.

as far as "was their goal a game at all?"

fuck no

[solar coral]

i dont have alt or f4 on my phone

[upper axle]

their goal was money

and thats why im mad about it

[inland jackal]

which phone you got

[placid sail]

but knowing their goal and being mad about it is fruitless

[solar coral]

apple galaxy s1

[upper axle]

correct which is why pipebombs exist

theoretically

[placid sail]

it's like knowing a cat eats meat and being mad it refuses to eat salad leaves every time you give it to him

[upper axle]

ye

[inland jackal]

imagine tlaking in brainfart

[upper axle]

we're on the same page here BZ

[inland jackal]

try holding fingers like an italian

[placid sail]

so you just make a mental note "this company is here for the money" and doesn't expect much of them instead, and shower your love and moneys on some smaller guys who actually gush over making games still

[upper axle]

like, believe me we're on the same page on this topic.

[upper axle]

exactly

case in point of the same page

i havent touched a ubi game in.....fuck idk how many years now

i actually lost my Ubisoft account by now iirc

[bold tendon]

Every time have a fucking Ubisoft game, they require a launcher

[placid sail]

I think last one I've played is the assassin pirates one

and I may have pirated it

to follow the theme

[upper axle]

anyway onto games we actually like

Darktide is fucking baller

[bold tendon]

None, gamer so stupid

[upper axle]

i got back into it last night

[placid sail]

YES, ONTO THE GAME WE LIKE

[bold tendon]

Only stalker gamma

[placid sail]

MODERN WARFARE

[upper axle]

i love FartShart entertainment

[inland jackal]

whats that

[bold tendon]

It came to me in a dream

It’s Chernobyl

[inland jackal]

did you get a call from pripyat?

[placid sail]

in my dreams, I see that place

[inland jackal]

i assume the sky was clear

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalcraft-dance-gif-13257141

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/EvXGiNGdzs4

[pastel quartz]

life feels so empty and meaningless after you beat a boss you were stuck on for several days

[bold tendon]

Beat up you boss in real life

[pastel quartz]

I don't have one

[bold tendon]

Self employed so u just beat yourself

[inland jackal]

warfare was modern and I got a call of duty

[pastel quartz]

mommy

[pale ingot]

the division was fire, if only enemies werent bulleg sponges..........

[upper axle]

nah i actually dont mind bullet sponge enemies in that kinda game

its a looter shooter that takes obvious inspiration from Diablo in a lot of ways

[pale ingot]

i find them annoying

cause its like

really fucking spongey

[upper axle]

you'd fucking HATE Diablo 2/Path of Exile style games then 'cause thats where games like The Division get the loot philosophy and enemy sponginess

[pale ingot]

stalcraft has sort of bullet sponge-y enemies but its not as bad as what i remember the division being (using stalcraft as an example because ive been playing it recently)

[solar coral]

Arcade shooters when

[inland jackal]

time to play the game

[inland jackal]

yes and no

it kinda depends on the ammo

[glad carbon]

😩

[ruby minnow]

showing BOS some real drip out here

[glad carbon]

elder maxon's coat if he was a hype beast

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719204406662529136/1206440806810910781/8E71B534-891F-44B9-81A4-69DE5A0D2EEB.mov?ex=65dc048e&is=65c98f8e&hm=65a8887782566df52506c99815f0342049cebaa8d0fff2bdc911c4f460c97a46&

[sage otter]

Alo chat !

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[storm stream]

hi!

[sage otter]

Hi feline muncher

[pale ingot]

look what your boy just nicked from a military goon

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-funny-as-hell-gif-22669674

[pale ingot]

life is ultimately a struggle and i must suffer. the rat playstyle chose me

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687086831330000926/1167924038446882878/ssstwitter.com_1698525168627.mp4?ex=65da5285&is=65c7dd85&hm=590ebdc8c762f5737ecc5afe9768c6911a4d95b09418d57646a28f57cba42858&

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/ginger-cat-orange-cat-popipo-cat-gif-4712969678505354853

[pale ingot]

45 acp has slightly better armor penetration than 9x19... ig im going back and risking my life with that

[magic tartan]

go find a ks23

game done

[pale ingot]

i am a zombie in jupiter

if i had a ks23

[magic tartan]

why 😎

[pale ingot]

why not

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wave-vibe-vibing-vibin'-gif-7210982161480492538

[inland torrent]

Chimera Hunter or KS 23 and the game is basically over

Fuck raptor fuck sr 21 we out here having fun with the ragdolls n shit

[pale ingot]

my dumb ass started with the boltie toz

i forgot it doesnt use any of the good types of shells

[river robin]

They’re pretty based
Unlike you.

(I have no clue who the fuck they are I just hate moderators)

[pale ingot]

ohh ohh skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes skibidii dopp

[river robin]

Destroy moderators, smash moderator skulls with a hammer, burn moderators, submerge moderators in acid

[pale ingot]

you're going to ohio..

you're not skibidi

[river robin]

Why are you suddenly lame

[pale ingot]

op op op skibidi brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes yes skibidi w diib diib

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720355299676127373/1206159220878348288/cEZhoy7-KRBr8_lZ.mp4?ex=65dafe4f&is=65c8894f&hm=12d77194ef6000762225dcc0e54e4c75c360d5799227d46c2b38a0d0d34abb95&

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/916341.mp4

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1206480436990312519/trim.A4C9BC95-F1A3-4590-80E6-063658D01B71-2.mp4.mp4?ex=65dc2977&is=65c9b477&hm=ee92eab2622359d7f4747dbc6cce05cb87996e520197778ae024d8f06d15c1cd&
Guys look at this loser

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/initial-d-mogi-gif-26203814

[glad carbon]

what else you gonna do? scoop it off him?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bonjour-matin-reveil-bonjour-toi-good-morning-you-gif-10048692

[glad carbon]

wasnt this said by the other president

[atomic crane]

It's joever, not enough airports

[glad carbon]

koko

1 more day

i think

i dont know what day it is

HEEEEEELP

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-make-out-rat-sniff-hey-do-you-want-to-make-out-do-you-want-to-make-out-gif-23560859

[inland torrent]

You rn

[inland jackal]

yelo

[sage otter]

AYO

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

the weather outside is delightful

https://tenor.com/view/shower-phone-leventkirca-olacakokadar-iski-gif-10105966

[high meteor]

this brings great sorrow to me

why would you do this delight

[pastel quartz]

mann

was ist das

[inland jackal]

another exile

[pastel quartz]

my brother in christ am exiled since november 2023

[undone wave]

Wtf I hate Mercedes now?

[inland jackal]

better than a reject

[pastel quartz]

MAN OF CULTURE

[pastel quartz]

i asked falco for permanent exile

so i got what i asked for

and i like it here

lol

[undone wave]

Did you know Nissan used to make cool cars? Google Nissan R34 to learn more

[pastel quartz]

sure

[glad carbon]

[undone wave]

True

[placid sail]

beautiful german engineering

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802871769252757526/1033110950519255150/3B2D171D-78C3-4A72-99C0-B886CCCF96F3.gif

[undone wave]

Me in the club straight up jorkin' it

[pastel quartz]

in der tat mein freund in der tat

[placid sail]

it's even impressive how you can gaefy that on the spot

[pastel quartz]

[dreamy flax]

:flag_de: German (Deutsch)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

indeed my friend indeed

[weak jackal]

wym its evangelion

notoriously straight

[placid sail]

I think the only sexual preference evangelion clearly shows is depression

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-shinji-ikari-hand-gif-19963156

don't forget

shinji you fucking jackass

[undone wave]

When the only banging hot trans you've got is your CVT

[pastel quartz]

never heard of evangelion

[placid sail]

so depressed and doomerpilled he figured nothing better than to wank

[weak jackal]

he masturbated over a comtatose girls body in a hospital

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

yeah I know

[weak jackal]

im not joking

shinji

you fucking bucket

[pastel quartz]

thanks for letting me know

[broken topaz]

He's so real for that

[pastel quartz]

i wont watch evangelion

[undone wave]

I could never be a mechanic
I'd giggle when they say trans fluid

[placid sail]

dude got a hot drunk chick around

NAH

[weak jackal]

he's a minor

[placid sail]

I'LL WANK OVER THAT MEAN GIRL IN COMA

[undone wave]

How to pull as a 14 year old orphan minor

[broken topaz]

You don't

[weak jackal]

with 0 game

[pastel quartz]

warten

WAS

[weak jackal]

and a gay! guy going after him

[undone wave]

His game is that he's a bisexual elf twink

[weak jackal]

evangelion is weird

[broken topaz]

Legal in Deutschland

[weak jackal]

and biblical

[placid sail]

it's not even 0 game, even a log would score eventually in such a bizarre situation

no, he was actively repelling any sexo

[undone wave]

She let me hit because im peculiar and odd

[weak jackal]

sheer lack of game

[broken topaz]

He's gae

[placid sail]

negative game

[inland jackal]

i wanna shoot these 2 so badly

[pastel quartz]

just cause our law have questionable stuff doesnt mean everyone comply with it

[broken topaz]

The only one he had a chance with was that older guy

[placid sail]

AToS field

[placid sail]

(absolute terror of sex)

[undone wave]

I am not dying on hot sex

[broken topaz]

So true

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/5TG515U

[inland jackal]

yoo this dude got shat on cause the he was defending died
but in reality the son killed the old man from before

what an asshole

[atomic crane]

Badass

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cat-catch-gif-7953800

[placid sail]

real evangelion ending should have been one of the angels turning into a hot grill and saying to shinji "have sex with me, or the humanity dies", and shinji just bawling his eyes out inside the robot, and the robot, angel and the entirety of nerv watching the battle on cam going "bruh"

[weak jackal]

then humanity dies

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-tuna-gif-7414278627555691403

[placid sail]

and then everything explodes, yes

[pastel quartz]

i ate all of your tuna

:>

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-cat-stupid-tree-gif-14449883692431664425

[weak jackal]

me

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401