🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

whars that

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3V-klgsUOE

[inland jackal]

hristos voskres

[stone blade]

POSHEL TI NAHUI

qj mi kurac

in game

it means i hope you have a good day

[atomic crane]

why is there just random starcraft in the middle of that vid

[stone blade]

why not

[atomic crane]

but why

he got the chancla out when he saw the bloodthirster

[stone blade]

idk

I dont play starcraft or warhammer

[inland jackal]

the song is dope

its the hotline miami ost called run

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Gd4Rkf-jU

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICjD3f-8SXE

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-cat-jam-head-bounce-kitty-gif-17946989

[inland jackal]

tf is this emoji

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-crunchy-cat-glasses-cat-luna-glasses-cat-gif-12732289841207803174

[atomic crane]

🥸

[inland jackal]

doesnt look like it

[atomic crane]

ye its kinda weirding me out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx4IvrPQL4Y

brainrot

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMK_u3Hsd4U yoo hermitcraft season 10

[pale ingot]

the n

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgqmlEwYTE

i like these

[pastel quartz]

Just smash her head

With a sledgehammer

[fresh rose]

WTF

LITERALLY ME

[atomic crane]

angliskii?

[waxen rover]

vozmozhno

[waxen rover]

americano? ☕

[atomic crane]

no hablo

[waxen rover]

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JcM8jLAfdo

[placid sail]

I exorcise you back to ru chat, demon

[inland jackal]

whoever made spicy noodles should burn in hell

[placid sail]

weak

[eager igloo]

White person can't handle the spice

[atomic crane]

you just banished like 4 billion people to hell

[placid sail]

he's serbian, the only food he knows is copius amounts of meat

[atomic crane]

i love meat too

[inland jackal]

it didnt say it was spicy, it said chicken pizza

not spicy chicken pizza

[waxen rover]

crush

[eager igloo]

Wait he's serbian

[inland jackal]

da

[atomic crane]

wesley didnt you say noodles

[waxen rover]

[eager igloo]

I was convinced you are czech for some reason

[inland jackal]

yes noodles

[inland jackal]

we do have similarities

[atomic crane]

and then you said pizza

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/church-baptist-fit-praise-i-cast-you-out-unclean-spirit-gif-16282626

[inland jackal]

chicken pizza flavoured noodles

my mom bought them

[eager igloo]

What

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473657277241622528/1034995058174328964/image0-19.gif

[inland jackal]

i get da bag

bozos

[atomic crane]

da noodle bag

[placid sail]

chicken flavoured pizza flavoured noodles

we must go deeper

[atomic crane]

chicken pizza is fucking bizarre already

but to turn that into a noodle flavor

[placid sail]

nuh chicken pizzer is fine

[atomic crane]

i mean wow

[atomic crane]

i would bet you're still in the minority

drink my ass buddy

[placid sail]

majority is always stupid I'm fine with that

[atomic crane]

leaning tower of pizza

[placid sail]

they played you like a damn fiddle

[inland jackal]

lmao

[atomic crane]

it was hiding

[eager igloo]

Random ass pepper in the pic

[atomic crane]

habanero

nope

bell

bell pepor

[eager igloo]

Bel pepur

[placid sail]

pell bepper

[inland jackal]

we call that babushka, the yellow ones

or is it babura

[placid sail]

do not eat babushka wtf you freak

[inland jackal]

most likely babura

its all paprika

[eager igloo]

Brainrot

[inland jackal]

yellow paprika

red paprika

green paprika

[atomic crane]

talking to W is always a feverish experience

[inland jackal]

W

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/snowman-mewing-gif-10780355880827492718

[eager igloo]

He's serbian after all

[inland jackal]

lets fire it up

[placid sail]

he's high on that noodle spice, his serbian body is fighting for its life

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-smoking-fire-burning-lag-gif-19373925

[inland jackal]

nah 32 gigs of ram really helps

[storm stream]

Love me some instant noodles, good snack

[inland jackal]

ha

[placid sail]

should have eaten your pleskavitsa like your founding fathers intended but nooooo

I'm gonna be fancy, I'm gonna eat the import noodlers

[inland jackal]

pljeskavica

[inland jackal]

most of the food is downstairs

all the meats

[placid sail]

make me write it right when I immigrate to serbia

until then, wankie my yankie

[inland jackal]

i literally have 12 bacon slabs smoking in my smoker area

[eager igloo]

Is 16gb of ram good or 32gb is more of a standard now

[inland jackal]

16 is standard but i got 2x16 cause it was a good deal

80 bucks for 2x16

[placid sail]

16 gb is enough for most shit but 32 is enough for absolutely everything

[eager igloo]

Oke

My brother asked me to build him a rig

[placid sail]

instructions weren't clear, built a particle accelerator instead, brother is dr manhattan now

[eager igloo]

But I have a little low budget I think

Idk how are cpu and gpu prices now

[placid sail]

current hardware prices are the best ones before the total collapse of society

[inland jackal]

about 80fps expected in jupiter

statistics

[placid sail]

build him an amd pc and call it a day

16 gb is kenough for a budget build

[eager igloo]

I have sth like 1000 eur

[placid sail]

kek

[eager igloo]

Ye going for amd, he wanted some stuff that ryzen cards have

[inland jackal]

i bought this laptop for 1300e

[placid sail]

gonna have to compromise here and there with a thousand on everything

[inland jackal]

yea

[placid sail]

but should be decent still

[eager igloo]

Second requirement is to run baldurs gate proper kek

Yea I know

[inland jackal]

you should get a better rig if you are going for a pc

i had to spend 1k to get a laptop for school and also wanted to play games

so its a win win

[placid sail]

why is he asking you to build a pc for him if you have no idea how to do it

[eager igloo]

I do

Rebuilt mine

[placid sail]

why are you asking brainfart, the dumbest entity in existence, for advice then

[eager igloo]

Your advice is plenty good

[placid sail]

silly rat chan

[inland jackal]

and like 2060 and psu of 500W

and its a day

[eager igloo]

Im not really on hand with market rn

[inland jackal]

wait, are 500W not used much rn?

i still remember using psu of 300W

[placid sail]

@fading shuttle awaken kurwa jobana

[inland jackal]

kurwa bober

[placid sail]

I summon you from the depth of hell

[fading shuttle]

what

[placid sail]

give rat chan hardware advice

[fading shuttle]

no

[atomic crane]

brainfart is not an entity i am not one with the hive mind i am not one with the hive mind i am not one with the hive mind i am not one with the hive mind

[fading shuttle]

he can use google himself, i dont want to google stuff

[placid sail]

into the concentration camp you go

[eager igloo]

"Reeducation camp"

[placid sail]

1 week of exile in mods feet channel for alex

[atomic crane]

i havent been able to focus on my studies lately had to go to concentration camp

[inland jackal]

hello everybody my name is markiplier

[placid sail]

sweet sweet calcium

[atomic crane]

markiplier sucking your toes

my god

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/diane-foxington-markiplier-gif-13993326919166318450

[placid sail]

no masturbating on markiplier in public chat 😠

[quaint ore]

What about edging

[inland jackal]

without announcing first

[quaint ore]

Or gooning

[placid sail]

edging is allowed

[inland jackal]

is zombified ecologist face allowed here

[atomic crane]

can i cumtribute

[glad carbon]

yes

[atomic crane]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-right-on-you-gif-10550000

[glad carbon]

he'll catch it

dont ask where

[placid sail]

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478355256099733514/1058307635671216128/image.png?ex=65d85dca&is=65c5e8ca&hm=22b513ad7a620cf14046a65028fa84c11edafaa29ff6a0a3013ac0d2da8083f4&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478355256099733514/1084577908573601883/FB_IMG_1678567087785.jpg?ex=65dba6e3&is=65c931e3&hm=61ceb372a9f5ebe178eec9ba2c4ad0846580eb8fb2d2c3f27681d499acf1cb1b&

[glad carbon]

wonder where my post went..

[atomic crane]

digging through old dms

[inland jackal]

Anyone got a near death experience?

[fallow trellis]

yes

[inland jackal]

I need one fast

2 actually

[quaint ore]

Uhhh

[fallow trellis]

is it counted if its self inflicted

[pastel quartz]

Bro is mewing

[atomic crane]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[inland jackal]

Why not

[uncut obsidian]

are you still doing the schizo test

[inland jackal]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

Trying to kiss camera

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_kQuEM0mI

[pastel quartz]

I was sucking my professor and her cum got into my lungs

[atomic crane]

her cum

[pastel quartz]

It was thick tho

[fallow trellis]

very progressive profesor

[pastel quartz]

Female cock is better dude

[atomic crane]

typical brainfarter

trying to get milk from a bull

[fallow trellis]

men can do better

[atomic crane]

BRO TRUST ME IT WAS A CHICK

[inland jackal]

You had seggs with 2 women

And a man

[fallow trellis]

no women just man

[atomic crane]

me n the boys encountering fresh air after a 3 week jelqing and gaming sesh

[fallow trellis]

who is the jel king

and where is this place located

[atomic crane]

the marine in the back

my house

my bedroom

[fallow trellis]

that sounds like a shitty place

[fallow trellis]

literal seaworld moment

[atomic crane]

WHOA DUUUDE LIKE WARHEADS WHHOOAAA

WARHEADS 🤯

[regal bolt]

@bright hatch

[fallow trellis]

head?

[lunar brook]

so war head?

[fallow trellis]

i want peace head

peace head sounds better

no fighting while getting head

i think thats illegal

[lunar brook]

Getting head doesnt feel nearly as good if the one sucking you off isn’t your arch nemesis

[atomic crane]

i wanted to fuck tracer when i was 15

[lunar brook]

and then absolutely nothing changed

except now youre 16

[atomic crane]

okay jaundiced fella

[fallow trellis]

tracer is how old?

[atomic crane]

old enough

[fallow trellis]

but you aint

[atomic crane]

that doesnt matter

[lunar brook]

Bro why do you even ask, shes a mercenary, with guns

surely shes highscool student

[atomic crane]

yeah 2016 was a tough year for a horny 15 year old

overwatch had so many slam pieces

like ROADHOG YEAHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-roadhog-belly-pig-gif-7784794

[lunar brook]

yeah i love getting hooked yeeeeee

[atomic crane]

i was a hooker back then

[fallow trellis]

it shows

[atomic crane]

roadhog favorite character

stopped playing for no reason in particular the moment they added the black guy

with the fist

[lunar brook]

a fat dude whos special move is pulling enemies with a hook, what a cool and original concept, glad Blizzard came up with it

[fallow trellis]

im pretty sure winston was out on day 1 so youre cap

i mean lucio

[atomic crane]

who cares you dump scrap and bolts into your shotgun instead of shells

its badass

[lunar brook]

true

[atomic crane]

im talking about mister africa

with the big fist

[pastel quartz]

what do you mean by this

[atomic crane]

nothing, absolutely nothing

[lunar brook]

i like how hogs shotgun damage falloff is 1 step away youre dead in one shot, 2 steps away he might aswell not fire at all

[pale ingot]

Oh my god.. he's.. HE'S LITERALLY ME.!!

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588076361525231619/1203760879590707231/VID_20240202_061404_527.mp4?ex=65db7f2e&is=65c90a2e&hm=a096f1d6711be2e081be6ea260bc844ceb74e6e898bf279b463eddbe89e88371&

[atomic crane]

a bri ish when they see football

(they play soccer)

[uncut obsidian]

@narrow lotus @stone blade

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-stare-gif-27408963

[inland jackal]

Tarkov?

[atomic crane]

what a coincidence i was posting these kinds of videos for hotline miami earlier

[inland jackal]

Exactly

But as a link, not mp4

[stone blade]

If the music department was as competent as the devs
man...

[stone blade]

Tarkov.

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705223076652253302/908136950668607539/RDT_20211111_0031493186391902908670471.gif

[stone blade]

sir I play isaac

[hot snow]

this is specifically for madi

[stone blade]

yes

[atomic crane]

nuh uh

[hot snow]

yes uh

[stone blade]

yuh uh

[atomic crane]

nuh uh

[stone blade]

Fk you mean nuh uh

[hot snow]

dammit I need more memes to steal

I took a break from discord while I was muted and played dying light

now I got no funny memes

[hot snow]

I've seen that one

[gleaming grove]

Uhm

[hot snow]

but it is funny

[atomic crane]

huh, i think i saw that video before

[pastel quartz]

Guys guys

[pastel quartz]

I found a party

Which has femboi, boibussy and more

[gleaming grove]

Does femboi looks like a gurl

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

[gleaming grove]

Uhm

Idk man

Could be worth it

[atomic crane]

put on a condom

[eager igloo]

Yes it was

[pastel quartz]

I have a pack in my room

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1206310041842614364/trim.F597B117-B4F3-4BF0-8257-4F85600EDDB3.mov?ex=65db8ac6&is=65c915c6&hm=93d793c59d8ef8c73d3a26a4682a641a264d9eca4e9db3ffa10a05c27e9ca44a&

[pastel quartz]

I used some to try on my roommate

[gleaming grove]

You what

[atomic crane]

thats good

[pastel quartz]

I hope some of them still exists

[atomic crane]

thats r*pe

[hot snow]

I'd expect nothing less from oguzy

[atomic crane]

rope, chat

rope

[pastel quartz]

Quality test

[pastel quartz]

No no

I asked him if he is willing to do

And he said yes

But he wanted me to make a cake for him

[atomic crane]

were you looking him in the eye when you rolled it onto his cock

if not then ur good

[pastel quartz]

Hid cock opend and accept me

[hot snow]

this is just not a real story

[atomic crane]

🇹🇷

[uncut obsidian]

???????????

[hot snow]

take your meds oguzy

[uncut obsidian]

what the fuck are you talking about

[inland jackal]

alo madi

[hot snow]

oguzy is having a schitzo episode as usual

[pastel quartz]

Yes ı made it up

But the probability of me going to lgbtq queer party is real

[atomic crane]

hell yeah bring condom

please

[uncut obsidian]

the probability of that for me is fake

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/snowman-mewing-gif-10780355880827492718

[uncut obsidian]

it'd get swatted anyways

[pastel quartz]

The probability caused by the possibility of them not accepting my lonely ass

[eager igloo]

If madi got invitation to lgbt party it would be fsb honeypot

[atomic crane]

dog with the biscuit

biscuit dog

those shoes look ballin

[uncut obsidian]

inb4 the fsb honeypot place is an actual lgbt party and it's just fsb gaybros hanging around while their bosses aren't looking

[atomic crane]

you just run em over

thats what you do

[uncut obsidian]

it's not like there's no gays among the authorities

[lunar brook]

in fact its vast majority of them

[glad carbon]

doomfists special attachment

[eager igloo]

Because special forces are gey

[uncut obsidian]

makes you think if being gay makes you an authority

are a lot of rich people gay because a lot of gay people are rich?

[orchid robin]

Just took an exam on a gun

[uncut obsidian]

was it positive or negative

[midnight cloud]

Was it a negligent discharge?

[uncut obsidian]

was it a felony

[pastel quartz]

Thanks dude

And what fsb means

[orchid robin]

He got me on one part i didnt know, the magazine, i said 30 rounds 2 rows and he asked me about its shape

[midnight cloud]

Did you make sure to zero your sights?

[orchid robin]

I said "its crooked, some call it a banana sight"

He insisted

[glad carbon]

why does the mag matter

[orchid robin]

He then told me its "bow shaped"

[uncut obsidian]

bro had to do a gun rating

[orchid robin]

I told him it doesnt look like a bow

[uncut obsidian]

"10/10 size, 5/10 curvature, nice girth"

[orchid robin]

He told me he knows cuz he has seen a bow too but thats what its called

[atomic crane]

russian FBI or something

or like CIA

[orchid robin]

Anyways he gave me 100%cuz he said he can see i know everything

[atomic crane]

more like FBI i think

[lunar brook]

“nice shaft, awesome balls”

[dreamy flax]

📚 FSB

[Internal] security service in Russia, [successor] to the [KGB's] Second Chief Directorate ([internal] counterintelligence).

[uncut obsidian]

awesome rounds

[glad carbon]

federal semen bureau

[atomic crane]

fuck and suck bureau

[orchid robin]

So anyways thats how i nailed the exam

[lunar brook]

Federal Service of 🅱️

[pastel quartz]

[atomic crane]

since you said banana i assume 7.62 AK

[pastel quartz]

Oh god my dorm is 50 bucks for month now

[atomic crane]

never heard anyone call its magazine "bow-shaped"

[pastel quartz]

[atomic crane]

lul

[pastel quartz]

Watch my clips

Then get roasted by ar15

[orchid robin]

No, its the polish mil

We use 5.56

[heady crow]

how do you have to take an exam where you give gun parts a description xd

[atomic crane]

quartermaster maybe

the guy who gets to clean all the guns

[orchid robin]

I had to do that already with 4 different guns

[orchid robin]

Nope, its an official exam that you must pass

[heady crow]

thats fun, ive only gotten to handle our service rifle

[atomic crane]

damn that shit sucks

[orchid robin]

I had to do that with a machine gun, 2 pistols and 1 smg

[heady crow]

but krieg guess what, theyre forcing me to become a military communications lower sergeant

[storm stream]

what about the armorer? or is it just diff names in different countries?

[orchid robin]

Youre already becoming a fuckin sergeant?

[atomic crane]

idk the official name but yeah that

whatever its called

the guy who has to get parts and fix guns

[heady crow]

well, a lower sergeant. Ill try to get sergeant too during my service, im getting put in the readiness unit so the people there arent as motivated

[orchid robin]

Quartermaster is only in the russian and other eastern mils that arent in nato

He is in charge of supplies in general

[atomic crane]

oke

[orchid robin]

The only way i can get a sergeant is if i pass all 4 years of study in the first try

[heady crow]

what the fuck 😭

ahahaha imagine, ill get put in the reserve and ill outrank you in your second year of study

[orchid robin]

But tbf at the end of the 5th year i do get a 1st lieutenant

[heady crow]

alright yeah, thats fair. Here we have to go through reserve officer training during our service and then 3 years of military academy for that

[orchid robin]

Just cuz of that sentence i will now stay in recon in order to brag about better experience than you

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160671449858719758/1206490659289174026/GGCkZAXWwAAyy5p.png?ex=65dc32fc&is=65c9bdfc&hm=2e3f35e389332a3350aad6b21dd6c6294b1523dc1182683285c4e9393f1e2a62&

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-sarcasm-gif-14813002628486266135

[heady crow]

im getting forced to put up radio lines and make them work. Atleast with the readiness unit im getting all sorts of better gear and especially training

[orchid robin]

My gun was made in 2002

[heady crow]

mine in 72 😭

[orchid robin]

The others have guns made in the 90s

[lunar brook]

@glad carbon

[orchid robin]

What gun

[broken topaz]

g3?

[heady crow]

lucky, whats yalls service rifle

[heady crow]

rk-62

[broken topaz]

are you sure it wasnt made in 62

[atomic crane]

are you finnished cori

[heady crow]

haahaa, ill get the m1 version of it eventually thankfully

[orchid robin]

Beryl type C

[broken topaz]

quite finished

[heady crow]

oh thats sexy

[uncut obsidian]

im turkey

[heady crow]

seems way more comfortable to shoot than mine

[broken topaz]

polish

[uncut obsidian]

why'd i read it as benadryl

[orchid robin]

No cuz its slowly being replaced

[atomic crane]

MALAKA

[orchid robin]

Now we will eventually use the MSBS GROT

[orchid robin]

THATS A GREEK WORD YOU UNEDUCATED FU-

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-9734aGUFk

TURKIII

MALAKAA

[heady crow]

ah, so yall are moving to a western type weapon system. Well tbf we too eventually especially now that were in nato

my friend gets to go to a week long military exerscise in norway with nato troops

lucky mf

[orchid robin]

Mainly cuz reloading it is stupid

[heady crow]

haha, what problems have you had with it

[orchid robin]

I cant tell you how many people during basic bruised their palms reloading it

Cuz the safety is sharp and in the way

[atomic crane]

at first glance it looks really close to the cz bren

[heady crow]

kekw, you teach to pull the bolt from under the gun in basic or?

[orchid robin]

Meanwhile the grots safety is inside and it can be reloaded easily by both left handed and right handed people

[orchid robin]

They did

Cuz its the only way without obscuring the field

[atomic crane]

taliban reload at the firing range and see how your superior reacts

[eager igloo]

I liked the bullpup grot

The normal grot is just boring

[heady crow]

here it depends on the company youre in. Im doing my basic in the first pioneer company so they teach us the same. Apparently some do it from over the top

never had problems with bruising my palm though

[orchid robin]

Its cuz they taught us to reload with our thumb

[heady crow]

?????

:D

[orchid robin]

I do it with my pointing finger so my palm is far away enough from the safety

[heady crow]

yeah now i can see why

[eager igloo]

Normal grot just looks like a scar

[heady crow]

idk, feels stupid but ive never tried it

always done it with my pointing finger

[orchid robin]

It is a copycat

That has issues with mag release

And unlike the beryl you need to keep it squeaky clean

[eager igloo]

On the other hand bullpup grot looks like sex

[orchid robin]

My beryl was filled with sand after 1 week of basic and functioned just fine

[orchid robin]

What kind of sex

[eager igloo]

A very janky one

And with lots of toys

So I'd say lesbian sex

[atomic crane]

sesbian lex

[atomic crane]

cz bren

[orchid robin]

The cz bren also looks like a scar

Its all scars

[atomic crane]

erm no! ☝️ 🤓 it actually looks like a Masada

[orchid robin]

The masada looks like a scar

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[orchid robin]

I had so much sand and dirt right in the trigger mechanism

Still fired

[heady crow]

we just have snow, snow and snow

as a result only rust gets in our guns xd. Havent seen sand and dirt in months

[orchid robin]

Fun fact

Our guns had literally rusted over on 6th day of basic cuz we got no oil to cover it with

[atomic crane]

yikes, where i live we got some snow a couple days ago and it melted like 6 hours later

[orchid robin]

Spent one day cleaning them, good as new

[heady crow]

well tbf, if you add oil in the internals before anything itll just make it gunk up worse when stuff gets in

[storm stream]

I remember almost getting a rag stuck in the barrel of a AK-4 (Swedish G3). nearly shidd my pants

[atomic crane]

no bore snake? sad!

[orchid robin]

We had left them in a moist environment without oil for 3 days

[heady crow]

weve camped and marched in -30c here

[heady crow]

oh right, if they are just standing around

im sorry for yall 😭

[atomic crane]

you live in a frozen wasteland dont you

[heady crow]

finland ye, im in a brigade thats pretty far up

[atomic crane]

dont freeze your balls off

[orchid robin]

Freeze someone elses balls off

[atomic crane]

make sure you got a bunk mate that can keep them warm

[storm stream]

we had just rods with like a hole / loop at the end

[atomic crane]

ramrod 😏

[heady crow]

i wish i could, some of my current squad recruits are so useless i want to strangle them

but its w/e

[orchid robin]

w/e?

[heady crow]

whatever

[orchid robin]

Dont just say whatever without answering

[pale ingot]

i think bro has the iq

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/kagura-bachi-kagura-bachi-enten-tenoí-gif-13034349975614364202

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104248924023296086/1204638617771708436/IMG_4526.jpg?ex=65d57623&is=65c30123&hm=12378dedccfb1d121c2ab47432b55606ba2df615e7aa581cb17d50d2db5dca4e&

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gilmore-adam-sandler-strangle-choke-pissed-gif-5051312

[inland jackal]

aloo corii

[broken topaz]

aloo w

[broken topaz]

@inland jackal

[inland jackal]

other one is traumatized

[broken topaz]

thats you when i get you

[inland jackal]

no way

[broken topaz]

traumatized

i also turned you into a rat

with my magic

[orchid robin]

Choking doesnt absolve you of the responsibility of answering

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-amber-super-bowl-commercial-rakuten-elisa-donovan-gif-27546748

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-military-gif-23113787

[orchid robin]

Youre doing it again

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-strive-strive-gif-1410353948245644549

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-cat-stupid-tree-gif-14449883692431664425

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/horus-heresy-30k-gif-26509826

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/puolustusvoimat-army-military-finland-finnish-defence-forces-gif-4420965524134717018

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036260125742211102/1150414313933258752/8FA5FBF6-19F2-483A-984E-5552CA5776DF.gif

[broken topaz]

ree dhl

why are you so slow

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/panrysiu-rysiu-gif-19696212https://tenor.com/view/panrysiu-rysiu-gif-19696212

thinking of what to say

Him is typing...

[broken topaz]

as someone who played Death Stranding

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[broken topaz]

im qualified to judge

[pastel quartz]

I'm going to party

[broken topaz]

parcel delivery

[pastel quartz]

Less goooo

[broken topaz]

Lets go

[pastel quartz]

They are accepting lonely asses

[broken topaz]

Hope theres twinks there

[atomic crane]

condom

[broken topaz]

And remember

Dont stop to think, top a twink

or whatever the saying is

[pastel quartz]

I've listened you and I'm going to a party where twinks and boibussys exist

[hot snow]

ogizy stop saying you're gonna go to the party and go to the party

[broken topaz]

im so proud

[hot snow]

and take your meds

[pastel quartz]

This Saturday

[atomic crane]

fuck the meds take a condom

[pastel quartz]

I have vanilla condom in my room

[pastel quartz]

And it tastes pretty good thou

[hot snow]

you're not gonna remember it unless you take your meds

[glad carbon]

😩

[atomic crane]

yeah? do you snack on em sometimes?

[pastel quartz]

Im gonna take them

[hot snow]

I'm pretty sure you're lying anyway and that's why I'm asking you to take the meds

[ocean pulsar]

wow mods posting n word memes smh

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-cat-cat-eating-cat-sleep-mr-fresh-eat-gif-15377773890486741194

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/tombstone-doc-holliday-val-kilmer-duel-fight-gif-22371775

[pastel quartz]

I forgor the verb for making baloon bigger

You puff in it and its expands

[atomic crane]

inflate

[glad carbon]

i dont hear it

[atomic crane]

lmao

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

Huh

[broken topaz]

wtf is that

[uncut obsidian]

official Duolingo ad

[pastel quartz]

I'm inflating condoms and throwing them to my roommatea

[glad carbon]

https://youtu.be/U9b4YwZP5uM?si=pYDluzoR-btFTVt1

[pastel quartz]

With my hijab

[hot snow]

duolingo is cursed but for some reason it's actually useful to learn different languages

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

[broken topaz]

The type of shit imma play for my toddlers

[hot snow]

I learned how to say welcome in Russian with it

and then forgot

[inland jackal]

was was bitte

[pastel quartz]

Slushie tibet

I dond know thats what sdalgers say

[hot snow]

maybe it wasn't welcome

cause it was not that

[broken topaz]

wo wo, in den po

[uncut obsidian]

sushi Tibet?

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[atomic crane]

favorite russia word is zdravstvuyte

[hot snow]

he didn't take his meds Madi nothing he says is gonna mean anything

[uncut obsidian]

does that mean that there's no party and that's just his schizo kicking in

[hot snow]

most likely

[uncut obsidian]

bro gonna break into a random house expecting a party

[atomic crane]

to be fair thats what it sounds like the stalkers be saying in the game

SLOOSHOY TEE BYEH

[hot snow]

yeah that's what Russian sounds like

Russian isn't just stalker koko

you're turning into oguzy

[atomic crane]

you're making a meme where there is none

leave me be vile pest

[broken topaz]

Exactly its also Tarkov

But thats it

[hot snow]

what

[pastel quartz]

Noooo

[hot snow]

I told you you're turning into oguzy

you're gonna need meds too

[pastel quartz]

10 bucks for enterance

[broken topaz]

scammed

[pastel quartz]

Lets create a wallet to collect 10 bucks for me

[pastel quartz]

Thankfully someone is paying it for me

[uncut obsidian]

bro that's not a party that's a night club

[atomic crane]

sushi tibet is a line i've only ever heard in stalker

[pastel quartz]

In turkey they are taking money for enterance

[hot snow]

yeah and it's fucking russian

[atomic crane]

ive heard russian maybe like once elsewhere like in call of duty i think

[pastel quartz]

To have ticket

[atomic crane]

call of duty 4

the bad guys

[pastel quartz]

Turki is a scam

[uncut obsidian]

its "slushayu tebya", "im listening to you"

[pastel quartz]

But they also giving a beer

You pay for ticket

[atomic crane]

aw ❤️

[pastel quartz]

You get enterance pass and beer

[hot snow]

I am happy that ready or not has a woman who has a romanian line

[atomic crane]

Я тоже тебя люблю

[hot snow]

heavy romanian accent and everything

[ocean pulsar]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1756759995616489635?t=I4VCl4CSprC8BpLNSFIs2g&s=19

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[atomic crane]

hey madi:

[pastel quartz]

Turki is bad they scammed me and they tricked me

Now Im gonna sleep

[uncut obsidian]

Down bad for twink

[hot snow]

is this chinese putin

[pastel quartz]

Marmelate

[glad carbon]

transbobulate

[broken topaz]

Mads mikkelsen has the same energy my dad has in pictures

they are around the same age as well

[ocean pulsar]

te bag in podea

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1180383992332177488.gif?size=160&quality=lossless

[atomic crane]

can i stay at tvoy dom moy zaychik

[hot snow]

iți sparg fundațiile

[ocean pulsar]

iti fur tevile

[uncut obsidian]

if you manage to cross the russian border

[atomic crane]

(language: butchered)

[hot snow]

numi trebe

[pastel quartz]

I will come to russia

[uncut obsidian]

try it

[pastel quartz]

By boat from blacksea

[atomic crane]

if i get pushed up against the wall and shot 5 times in the back, make sure they have the slow motion camera on me and play the sad music

[broken topaz]

Pushed against the wall and getting back shots?

GUHH?

[lunar brook]

Black sea does not connect to russia

[hot snow]

why would they do that for you

[atomic crane]

FUC

[pastel quartz]

How

[atomic crane]

how could i not see this coming

[pastel quartz]

My whole life is a lie

[broken topaz]

you're so lucky

[hot snow]

yeah that was a very predictable joke

[pastel quartz]

Actually it is

Up of the georgia

[solar obsidian]

@lunar brook eez nuts 🐝🥜

[pastel quartz]

A lil area

[broken topaz]

@heady crow

The craft

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-fat-jump-anime-gif-16423206

me in the russian border customs when i see FSB agents walking toward me

[hot snow]

@lunar brook ussing

[atomic crane]

my @lunar brookuddy

[lunar brook]

Today i mean 🅱️uisness

[solar obsidian]

@lunar brookobr

[broken topaz]

doxxed

im coming

[pastel quartz]

[hot snow]

you are not getting there by sea my man

[lunar brook]

I did too, but how is this relevant

[solar obsidian]

hey thats my house

[broken topaz]

i have a map fetish

[lunar brook]

turn around, hes there

[pastel quartz]

You are literally me

[pastel quartz]

I'm making dinner

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100937400731045931/1181733569912131674/2105f2e0a50d76632d80764ca8c08ab6f626ce56d980e1c6857e6ab47421da64_1.mp4?ex=65d530a6&is=65c2bba6&hm=f52f51bd83c256649fe2e4d50fe4e0748c4e7a4ad356d8446d88308ea98243f9&

[pastel quartz]

Is there any specific meal you want?

[pastel quartz]

Why not

[hot snow]

oguzy bouta hold the LGBT party at his home

[broken topaz]

I wish they went with the whole antman climbs up thanos anus and then returns to normal size route

That could have worked

[pastel quartz]

No no, u can't use logic in superhero movie

[hot snow]

it's more because they can't show a man exploding a purple giant buff guys anus by expanding in it

[broken topaz]

weak

society has gone soft

[hot snow]

real

[pastel quartz]

Sadly

[broken topaz]

meanwhile im harder than ever

[pastel quartz]

But thanks the boys we saw a dude fucking an octopus

[broken topaz]

the deep was so real for that

[hot snow]

I'm unaware of this

[pastel quartz]

Then homelander forcing him to eat it

[hot snow]

please don't elaborate

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-dolphin-the-deep-chace-crawford-gif-14719251

[pastel quartz]

He down bad

Dreaming of octopussy while having sex with a woman

Oh god

[broken topaz]

doesnt he also talk about jerking off the dolphin

[pastel quartz]

I remember a video

[broken topaz]

or am i misremembering that

Maybe i was thinking that

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/k2KRgNMfhhY?si=ccYgkUQExCpNAGv3

[uncut obsidian]

@pastel quartz
more like
mega octopus

[hot snow]

this is what goes on in oguzys brain all the time

[crimson flame]

can we kill this man

[broken topaz]

pics or didnt happen

[pastel quartz]

Literally my brain

[uncut obsidian]

chair.

[manic cave]

Hello brainrot

[uncut obsidian]

i criededed

[pastel quartz]

Gonna change my name to it

[pastel quartz]

Yes but we need yo find him

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1206563380635111464/1hoursleepmaxxing.mp4?ex=65dc76b6&is=65ca01b6&hm=5e21258501e5ed5d59c4ad1e38165f0f977a57394b2d94770bad592d849d10d0&

[pastel quartz]

Searching for it

[manic cave]

Can't watch on mobile rigged

[broken topaz]

so true

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ohne-pixel-cs-go-katowice2014-ohne-counter-strike-gif-27001704

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/louisoix-final-fantasy14-minor-spelling-mistake-gif-26115358

[lunar brook]

@pastel quartz
More Like
Amogustos

[lunar brook]

forced to cum

[broken topaz]

hell yea

goonmaxxing

did i already post this here

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100937400731045931/1201540175986184254/20240129_044125.jpg?ex=65d36afd&is=65c0f5fd&hm=c70113e9fc464ee4dc60fba8df0747dc027c3ae9c9f593fb43ba51af94cb4827&

[broken topaz]

thank god my dad was on the run from the police until his gamling debt legally expired

Nothing to inherit

[atomic crane]

are you ready for a real line from a real document listing real radio callsigns

[broken topaz]

Yea

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887539655589892147/1206451815827378286/image.png?ex=65dc0ecf&is=65c999cf&hm=170b7155b27f844dea0c1b5e66e256f032ab06060aeb256ea6920d314274b7bf&

[manic cave]

🤯

[broken topaz]

home

[manic cave]

There's no way that's a real place

[hot snow]

there's always a way

[glad carbon]

yeah ur gonna get 5 backshots while ur against the wall

[atomic crane]

in slow motion with sad music yeah

like from an AK right

[uncut obsidian]

you can

[atomic crane]

right?

[uncut obsidian]

you just need to restart discord sometimes

[manic cave]

Rahh

[uncut obsidian]

sometimes discord mobile refuses to load videos after you load a few of them

[atomic crane]

2 week depression conquered, gains remain in-tact

[glad carbon]

is that what you call em now?

[atomic crane]

sometimes you just accidentally rub your bicep and feel all that muscle

[broken topaz]

Can i rub your bicep?

😳

[atomic crane]

you can rub whatever you'd like

[glad carbon]

ill get the glutes

[atomic crane]

😳

[hot snow]

I looked in the mirror recently and realized I was actually kinda buff

that made me feel good

[glad carbon]

was it a carnival mirror

[hot snow]

no I'm a fish not a clown

[glad carbon]

nice

[atomic crane]

i used to think i had some muscle until i started working out

[hot snow]

I mean yeah it's all visual

I'm not actually strong

but hey it's there

[atomic crane]

good foundation

[hot snow]

I'm not the most powerful romanian fish for no reason

[atomic crane]

i never thought i would be so proud of having baseball-sized lumps in my arms

[hot snow]

true

[atomic crane]

or porkchop-sized slabs of muscle in my calves

[broken topaz]

I have no muscles

[hot snow]

my calves are very strong

I could smash brick if I tried hard enough

[atomic crane]

im a big fat guy and used to be a colossal enormously fat guy, fat people grow pretty huge calves

[hot snow]

I'm a fish

[atomic crane]

its the only good thing that ever came from being fat

[hot snow]

and I used to be a human

[atomic crane]

strong legs for having to carry your FAT ASS

[hot snow]

wdym mine

you just said you were fat

[atomic crane]

language barrier moment

"your" in this case is a general "your" to refer to anyone carrying a fat ass

[glad carbon]

phat

[finite quest]

arghhhh

[finite quest]

the greedy return of greed :3

[atomic crane]

AHH GET AWAY FROM ME *un-darks your nighttime

[atomic crane]

breed

[finite quest]

fuck off >:(

[finite quest]

freddie dredds music is like

a

7 imo

6

[glad carbon]

6

[finite quest]

but i found an underground song i use to like

flesh evta - la hora de muerte

[atomic crane]

he made the dancing cat meme song

[glad carbon]

which one

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyl8IBvKYXs

dis one

[finite quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngdjk1utiBk the 808 cowbell in this song goes hard :3

disclaima.. there be a n word in dis song.

[atomic crane]

here there be n-word...

[finite quest]

i still like this

my cat got mad at me and climbed my leg and tried to bitchslap me earlier

after i separated him from trying to fight another cat

[glad carbon]

yuck

phonky playa

[finite quest]

i like it

the cowbells pretty neat

[glad carbon]

ok brazillian

[finite quest]

what

im not brazilian

i dont live in a favela

thank you very much

[atomic crane]

brazilian phonk sucks ass

[storm stream]

Madi irl when off Discord

[finite quest]

it isnt even brazilian

this is 2016 underground lol

[atomic crane]

ik dont worry

im talkin bout sum else

[finite quest]

brazilian phonk fucking

[glad carbon]

its SO bad

[finite quest]

sucks ass

its horrible

give me some twilight by gravechill on god fam!

https://open.spotify.com/track/1Y5MJnYsIi3Qlifvss4jPI?si=ca895e9921124bd2

[fresh rose]

fucking hell

[finite quest]

good phonk right here

[atomic crane]

im not chillin with this track

the last one

not chillin with it

[finite quest]

ghostface playas decent

he made the funny muscular colonel sanders song

why not

[atomic crane]

twilight kinda bangin

[finite quest]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4oMyggIzClkOcCTvotFLkP?si=160f5a10d3804ae2

this is also dr livesey song

[atomic crane]

slickback

[finite quest]

Lol!

[finite quest]

no

why not by ghostface playa

wait no

that was killka by ghostface playa

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNgrn9gZ7B4

[finite quest]

https://open.spotify.com/track/07fg6ExsY10niQW9xFKyWM?si=1ab1e9255b564e2c

that isnt the real one

sonny

[atomic crane]

real one

what are you quackin about

[finite quest]

this was the og https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP8-1mz4vlE

[atomic crane]

this is totally different bruh

[finite quest]

this is fucking garbage

curse you Him.

[atomic crane]

toxic

[finite quest]

curse you!!

[atomic crane]

my mom says i cant talk to you anymore

[finite quest]

oh

ok!

[pastel quartz]

greed

[finite quest]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0mynYmSfl8q2KhjSp96G3w?si=8d98ee5d8bd44227 pedophile rolling stone song

[pastel quartz]

can you do brazilian waxing for me

[finite quest]

do it yourself

im american not favela-ian

[pastel quartz]

same thing

[finite quest]

no

stop trolling

ty :3

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-freedom-gif-5336740907613633006

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690705405785014312/1169716003442282496/398311033_884318446399335_4434989733493856435_n.png?ex=65d79ceb&is=65c527eb&hm=13922f534b12f407c0aec1f396a93a208ab9187e9feae15b980474a54f3f6bf8&

[broken topaz]

1 SNIPER SLOT, NO SHOTGUNS

[atomic crane]

i just downloaded bf4

[pastel quartz]

I made mistake

[atomic crane]

been planning on playing it but then i look at brainfart and oh would you look at the time it's 5am

[pastel quartz]

dond look what me play

[atomic crane]

i said "furry shades of gey" and the slur blocker stopped it 😡

[broken topaz]

Good game

[glad carbon]

hey its the sticker game

[broken topaz]

Too bad its not available in my country

[atomic crane]

I only know of it thanks to you lmao

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

well I got another few vile steam games i think you'd love to know about

[broken topaz]

Furry Feet ?

[glad carbon]

no its worse

ur kinda close i guess

[broken topaz]

Anime armpits?

[glad carbon]

i informed metro about it and they almost threw up apparently

[broken topaz]

lol

dm it to me

im curious

[broken topaz]

LOL

Weak

[atomic crane]

I'll wait for the stickers

[glad carbon]

let me see if it has any

[finite quest]

ur just scratching the top layer

me and my friends in like july last year

stayed up until like

3

am

or 5

looking through every single porn game

furry

anime

tentacle

mustache man

stalin

all of it

shit was awful

[finite quest]

webm tard :)

[hot snow]

type normally greed

I literally can almost not fit your singular sentence on my acreen

[lost tartan]

wtf is that that silly lil fella

[lunar brook]

@gusty canyon

[placid sail]

mudskipper

[lost tartan]

damn

[glad carbon]

funny fish

[placid sail]

he's just a little guy

[lost tartan]

funny looking lil guy

[pale ingot]

whta about the sex with hitler series

[placid sail]

he can store a bit of air in his mouth, his skin can absorb oxygen partly, his fins evolved to let him jump around, all in all, he's a fish that pretends to be an amphibian

[lunar brook]

what about it

[pale ingot]

its peak

[lunar brook]

which part did you like the most

[pale ingot]

i gooned just as hard to every one

theyre all good

dont have a favorite part

[finite quest]

no

im not gonna type normally lol

[finite quest]

we ball

[broken topaz]

my guitar (and extras) has been sent out

lets gooo

[hot snow]

well jokes on you you just did

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/948918769495969863/1160859266001948733/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1-1.gif?ex=65363170&is=6523bc70&hm=a883155aa36ebeebe7006552a783fb4801c8c0cda8fa2e00a37adec6a369d334&

[finite quest]

this

is

false