#πͺbruh-fart
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Yall ever be getting ready to J your D and then need to take a dump
I remember up to June 2020 because I decided to take a roadtrip from San Diego up to Eureka at the height of the lockdown
Oh shit Ted you weren't supposed to see that
@inland jackal there were like 50 stalkers
yes its a base where both bandits and stalkers can enter without shooting each other inside
Yeah definitely didn't post something vile and out of pocket
I wanna turn back to 2021
I'm just glad my graduation from university won't be during the quarantine years
WELL PEOPLE!
doesnt matter would do them all
You KNOW I didn't just spend 4+ years of my life to get a digital pdf of my degree
C
only?
I'm walking across that stage and I'm taking my diploma by hand
yes because we wizened up
took my friend like 300 hours extra

lol my polish friend got me into it
bad
poor bastard
(im still playing it as we speak)
come on the most recent even
event*
was good
the winter one
i dont care
so zad
any enjoyment i had collapsed the moment i got to the end game
my favorite part of the mid game was playing at the bar and seeing everyone wearing the exact same exosuit you get from beating the main story
because that exo suit was way too good
good
the main one you see rn is the winter event one
Luv ΠΠΈΠ½ΠΎ
this is the one I'm talking about
then spokoynaya noch comes on
D
Best song

yyou rre smelly @inland jackal
no u
did i unlock metal detecting now
u need to do the quest that like tells you to collect some scrap
there will be 2-3 areas for you
also certain areas contain wires
they are not everywhere
or normal
areas for the quest
those are
for normal wires
I have a map for just copper
got spawncamped in garbage @inland jackal
then yeah that map
yea i saw that
copper wires appear in dark valley/agroprom and dump
same for crappite
you are outdated my guy
yeah but like
im not bandit
go through agroprom
you know
why would I go to agroprom
the shitty spawncamping thing
kinda true ngl agroprom is 99% bandits
wants me to kill myself
ham is bandit
BANDIIITSSS. ...!!!!!
then ham should go to argroprom
yeah fuck off stalkers are everywhere in the dump cant even take one step into it without getting anally obliterated
cause dump and darkascape is stalker
bandit have it eaiser
in EU servers anyways
im just chillin here
are you also bandit
dark valley
nou
yeah i meant dark valley
bandits have it eaiser
shush
i hope you get radio trams parts
and die to a stalker
even better yet a blackhole
bandit gang
no bandits literally do have it easier early on
how so
never tried them
!banana
π
easier to get around as them honestly
p!banana
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gn
early stage is when stalkers have it easy but in late and mid bandits control all upper parts
expect aw cause freedom and duty will kill them lol
that too
kill all bandits...
is it accurate to describe adeptus mechanicus as dubstep cyborgs to my non-40k-enjoyer friend
dubstep?
not dubstep
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thats not fuckin dubstep you tard
ur like a black templar of humor
you cant just point out my race like that
π
his ass hasnt activated windows
i cant believe it
what
"activate windows" in moon runes
"activate windows"
kill yourself
imagine not having activated windows
not moonrune. it's in alcoholic
the blessed ancient language
this is the way
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@narrow lotus
die
nah, this is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBEUwkvNbks
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me when sacramento is mentioned
REAL
no holy choir or bass synth?
your ass hasnt even heard the song then
dont get me wrong it's an epic track but it's not fitting for praising the blessed language
bro there is a choir
your ass listen to 5 secs and gave up
not an angelic choir
adhd zoomer lookin ass
thats a sin
the children of the omnissiah has an angelic choir you're just wrong
noosphere does not fit for praising the ancient language of Alcoholic
yeah and its my least favourite song
pipe organ isnt organic
it's mechanical
mechanicus using organs...
they do have a subsect that studies and seeks to improve natural physiology
this brother has not yet attained the immortal steel within
luv me organicists
they bulk
weird 40k moment
it will
you will find latinx in your wheels
with tortilla chips
latinx?
i am gonna shit in your pants

not enough room for your shit cuz they're already full of mine
greetings brainfart
i would
nope, ill just add more shit
it wont make it into my pants they're already full
shit mountain
sitting down in freshly pooped pants
this would be a bad moment for mods to walk in
HTTATTSSS MMMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wheres :3
hey froge
THIS IS SO FUCKED UP
hog
one man without hat
Learned that these things only live up to 3 years 
hi :3
yeah its fucked up
its like if cats lived for 3 years old
is that based on like, average life expectancy
cause 3 years sounds about right if you factor in roadkill and varmint shooting
I also thought they have some special immune system that allows them to be immune to rabies, but no. Their body is just so cold that the rabies can't survive inside 
too cool to die of rabies
interesting
live fast hiss loud
die quick eat shit
mothership
just killed a bum ass stalker that was sitting on a house sniping people, he had the bags of 3 people on him. Check the money spread i got from killing him, the bag there is his bag, fuck him.
What if I grabbed your balls like this
had to walk back to photon-2 while overencumbered
@deep topaz did you celebrate national pizza day
you'd squeeze the juice outta em
what's pizza
Yep. Take a big swaller of it too
aye aye capn
its like flatbread but cool

Chat is that true
google it you lazy bum
no
Da sinister urge.
the urge
READ TOM READ
FAQ:
- The song is Π‘ΡΠ΄Π½ΠΎ (ΠΠΎΡΠΈΡ Π ΠΈΠΆΠΈΠΉ) / Sudno by Molchat Doma
- The game is STALKER Anomaly, a mod for the amazing S.T.A.L.K.E.R Series. My game is using a modpack known as STALKER GAMMA.
whats that mod that lets you chat to other stalkers or something
I don't think I've had a single encounter in gamma's machine yard that wasn't cursed in some way
machine yard is a godforsaken place
ive never had an experience at machine yard that wasn't cursed in ANY version of stalker
clear sky, CoC, CoM, Last Day, Anomaly, or GAMMA
@inland jackal u lied to my ass btw i can use metal detectors freely now without doing the quest, just with the metal detector on me
what game
rookie numberts
gotta get those numbers up
copper is easy
i find alum harder
not for me
i dont have anything that takes copper wire to buy from a weapons merchant
im so desperate for an ah-2
@tulip ravine ?
NO DICK
NO BALLS
and probably no blood either because the thigh arteries are pretty thic
It got his leg not dick
slap cat
Bro cooking tyson strenght punches
Who paradox again?
HOI 4
HOI, Rimworld, basically think of any micromanagement autism game, they did it
the whos walther?
this is soup

Historically accurate.
dont talk about blaidd around the homies
soulsgames fans be like
"i'd tap that"
the handjob would be godly
Looks like a tasty frog

I'd take that with garlic butter
wait
is that a dude in a frogs mouth


put your fork and knife down dina
get that hankerchief out of your collar
anyway
ig now that i have a decent suit
worn ah-2 is far from decent but ill call it decent
god damn bro i cant escape stalcraft
its in every fucking discord i look at
its like amongus
its because its cool
i'll fucking kill you. do you understand?
multiplayer stalker
i can still clearly see you
might awnna try harder
also dont click on my discord profile and look at how long ive been playing stalcraft
im trying to speedrun burnout
pull up far cry 2 drive
helldivers 2 is making me consider poor financial decisions
yes
i have 15 dolla store credit on steam, so i would just need to front 25 bucks
slappable fade
I can be a frog in a dudes mouth
Completely uneditied
Too late I already ate it
I'm done brushing my teeth
π©
did you floss
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greylock update
scary
he flosses with his body, but not his soul

i recognize half of those artist

dross gang

ah
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BROO..
i cant even leave photon 2
stalkers are literally inside the fucking area
this is actually brainrot
dross is literally me
i got to see some random kid get up on stage in front of like a thousand boomers and gen X folks and demonstrate flossing in 2018
he was kinda goated with it though
what?
anyone need they dick sucked i need 25 dollars
whats dross?
That's why you're like this now
a bitter old man
squishy femboy artist
there is better ones tho
im not saying he was the best
Valentine's Day backshots π€€
Hello
fuck me yourself coward <3
if you insist 
i was talking to ham
I'll step up and do it
Yes way
How are you, whats up?
I got exam on monday

My schedule is majorly messed up rn so im up at 4 am trying not to procrastinate
gotta cram that little extra bit before the exam
I owned a really cheap one for a long time
well
a year and a half ish maybe
learned for a week
let it collect dust until 3-4 months ago
I can play a few songs now, nothing super difficult though
But I feel like a new guitar is in order because the one i have was fine to get started
but i got it in a set used from some dude
The rest of the set is really good, good amp, good cables, threw in some accessories and a selection of different picks, some high quality replacement strings and everything
But
The guitar is basically like a 70$ amazon's choice guitar
and then the last few days i was casually browsing Thomann and some other music stores
and saw a 300 dollar guitar, with great reviews all around on yt by professional musicians
That was reduced down to 190
couldnt help myself
shit was calling to me like the green goblin mask
uhhh
uhhhhhh
air vibrate
make sound
pleasant to ear
I also know nothing about music or instruments


and im too lazy to do exercises / learn theory
so I just try to learn tabs and songs
I'll try to learn the absolute basics at some point
Yeah do that
song sound good, music theory good
I gotta do that anyway
because i have a music theory nerd friend
who will ask me random questions if i ever talk to them about playing music
She's part of an orchestra and composes music
giga classical music nerd
Last time she was at my place last year, she picked up the guitar that was collecting dust
strummed it once
"it's out of tune"
and tuned it perfectly to E standard by ear
fucking nerd
π€
Music people are just like that
Some of the biggest nerds out there
Along side with math nerds
God damn
Now it makes more sense
hey guys
hows it going for yall so far
Angelito
?
hai angelito :3
what you need
hello hello
9 yr old me was just playing gta san andreas on his ps2
begs his dad to play with him 2 player mode
and he would say yes every time
Ps2 at 9 is crazy
Icl maybe Iβm old school in that regard
But I was brought up without electronics apart from tv till I was like high school 
Damn how old are you?
Like Iβd prolly be a bit more lenient but my aunt give her 2 year old a tablet
And sheβs on it all day
Canβt be healthy tha
16
:3
I had a PS2 when i was younger
Bruh
To be fair
I would've thought you were older
From birth to 2 years they actually advice 1 hour of screen time a day 
what were your guesses?
Not you Angelito, I would've guessed you to be older
people younger than me dont exist
Iβm actually dreading turning 21 fam
how old are you?
25
I'm afraid I can't

Cori's a boomer
Ainβt no 25 year old sayin :3
:3
You'd be surprised
To be fair my Mrs gets :3 from 60 year old Indian men on instagram

they are so real for that
God damn
I always log in to her instagram and reply to them 
Send em my armpit crease as a cleavage bosh
if your in a world where a man in his 40s would commission a musical video of him being chased by a virtual character for 50k nothing is impossible
Same man
I can remember when I was 12 month old
But I canβt remember what I did last week

Out here suffering dementia at 20
me playing gta san andreas on ps2 with my dad
Tbf my childhood was that shite thatβs probably why I remember it

Fucking cat got shot man
Trauma

Don't maybe me
I know how the brain works
I wouldnβt say for me it was trauma icl we was just poor 
It's one of the few things that interest me
Like poor poor 
But you dont know how MY brain works ( it doesnt )
(I form one thought a year)
I can still have a rough estimate
well anyways hope yall good days in your life 
my days are bit sad but i do be moving on
Well
There is another option
like imagine you befriended someone for over 6 years by now
thats so me
only for him to go to service in ukraine
then you get the reports that he got killed
Jesus
I ain't never even smoked
Me today
I'm more of an alcoholic
It makes me dumber in a different way
On weed i dont make any bad decisions
On alcohol i most certainly do
My gf tried beer for the first time not too long ago
Fair
friend of his told me that he found him dead 2 days ago
She is now a mini alcoholic
so thats why am sad
now to introduce her to liquor
Bloody hell, guess all you can do is keep pushing through it, will be hard but canβt let it make you give up on anything
My gf went reverse 
all i can say is we had a good run for over 6 years by now and that he was a good soldier
She went from drinking 2 pint cocktails in 5 mins to cider
i used to drink alcohol (thanks to germanys alcohol age restriction and rules)
like if your under 16 you need to be accompanied
Bet it ainβt better then the uks try is
Itβs illegal to give alcohol to children under 5

so i used to drink back when i was 14 and 15
I got drunk for the first time when I was 3
then stopped drinking
I am not even kidding
Yeah Iβve almost stopped drinking now
I drink for taste now
Rather then getting drunk
Drunk is horrible
Rather just get stoned
p
she bile on my spear until I titan
ok
i do, i have $14.45 rn
and the games 40?
friend me if u want 68174325
ill just send you a 25$ digital card and then you pay the diff
the capes are so badass
omg frog
what prompted this generosity
sleep deprivation
man you should sleep on it
huh
i guess i literally have to sleep on it
hes got 14 in the steam cash
im sure he did
its because i just added him
i have a pretty big library im pretty sure i've spent thousands of dollars on this mf
you are forced to consider your financial decisions
Happy 5 am lads 
i guess
alright see you then
steam cash is prolly different
Might be to try to curb scams
Idk
Bad itβs probably my nicest and worst trait ever 
that sounds close to how many i have
I gift people shit but then also donβt want to spend the money to gift people shit

I canβt even remember how many I gave
When I quit csgo I tried selling my inventory, prob worth around 400ish, no one bought them and cba with scam offers so just give them away

Man thatβs crazy
the weak should fear the strong
No more alum, they reduced the resources
colleges be like
Wym
alum as in alumni, cant get any more students because they reduced the resources
colleges
silly
...
pshh foreigners
Alo
Back to slumber ig
I tried t hat and only got an extra 30 mins
the german says The Force of Man this shit is so corny
good thing i dont know german
telling someone the MK4 supra is overrated just to feel something
i was surprised to find absolutely zero black suns in that video
would not have posted it if i did find any
caught cross posting from Defyn's server smh
are you talkin to me
idk who Defyn is
D*tch individual
π©
Doctor called
Said I got terminal cancer
I says
Ok
Not stepping on the train then
my doc said the same thing, i asked him which one
he wouldnt say, now i cant go to the damn airport

Counter strike was always about free money and occasional gamble for even more money
Warned kokopelli for: Car crash footage of someone definitely dying, probably war footage, burning LGBTQ flag, Beirut explosion, AZOV
Warning: 2
no, i didnt even realize honestly
it was just a blur of 0.2 second clips
How kokopelling, face the wall
(see what I did there
)
Ciao falco
delight reacted my meme omg hi delight!!
kokopeli pepeg
kokopepeg
i cant wait for russianbadger's video on helldivers 2
you know its coming
That's a lot of things at once
i know right
i can DM you the video if you consent to it
shit i actually dont know if i can find it again lmao give me a sec
Alright
Ggoood morning
Just look it up
goog gogoooogooogggggggg
but he chose misinformation instead, right from the source
with blood of maple trees atop them
@grizzled meadow
get me a cold one
Muted
:(
how the fuck
facts
no like how did a spider get into a vapor pen cartridge
yo the blunt is hard
i suggest you go find hobbies in your window /s
Atac
doggy good
good boi
oguzy
some letters from the alhpabet smh
thats what valorant does to you
turn you into a woman
no disrepsect
but what a dumb bitch lol

The voices are meowing
meow
gm
she should break her leg
not the keyboard
does anyone have that video of someone shooting that TOZ 66 that is blue and has voicelines or something?
Yes
that's how I look like
none of you can have me
nobody going to Bulgaria anyway. Sorry
I'm going to bulgaria this summer

time to download stalcraft

people still play that shit?
You start as stalker or bandit
Stalker can later choose a clan (yes clan cause faction is reserved for stalkers and bandits) duty/freedom
I tried it. It was pretty whack
While bandits are mercs or covenants (sin)
then Ill be bandito
I see no problem with that as long as you are happy with the choice you made 
hehehe
I got bored from gamma tbh
As soon as I stepped out of the starting base, I got fucking gunned down by squads of much better armed bandits and I cbf to continue. The visual style sucks too
My gamma died after i tried to update it
Now i gotta reinstall
Which leaves me in position of deleting it again
freed the disc
the engineer from tf2-ed that problem
Π ΡΡΠΊΠ°ΠΌΠΈ
which one
helldivers
whats that
an actully good game
bad
to the bone
install mass effect legendary edition and play through all 3 games committing murder
Hi whrexxy
screw it im downloading gamma









