#🎪bruh-fart
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maybe its been too long since i played dl1 to have a valid opinion but dl2 combat just hits hard
and damn Im glad they updated it
consider that i have never played dl2 before like 3 days ago
i never saw assisted parkour
only the new one
well now I know
but yeh lemme tell you
it takes them 1 year to fix the parkour
at the beginning of DL2 parkour there's no momentum in movement
so your character feels like he just power walk entire parkour process
me personally ion care doesnt affect me
i can believe you but it wont affect me in the least
what is bro yapping about
I mean idk why should I even care about Chem rn
anyway im gonna continue storyline probably
that's an ion
so im at the point where i just got into the central loop and finished the renegade assault on the fish eye
after 9 and 11 classes
there is a test
for ukrainian, math and ukrainian history
and like
do i just have the entire city unlocked rn
hope that
doesn't involve 2 vertically tall objects
the shit i learnt in grade 5
like can i go around and assign the rest of the facilities to factions
That's a failure on the part of the education system
I say it should be reinvented or it's preferable to see the adoption of alternative teaching methods
I still don't know how to pay taxes
from what ive heard finland has a pretty good educational system but dont quote me on that
ignoring how half the subjects are useless
or dont teach what you need
Germany has alternatives but you have to pick them yourself and they are rare and overpopulated
I still didn't need to use 99% of the math i studied
true.
Or biology
Or chemistry
Literature is straight up pointless to teach to kids that don't understand the meaning behind it
Also the materials picked are always national instead of interesting like ideological, philosophical
Grow them patriots
Romanians here that studied "ion"?
ÒwÓ
shot me
please
shoot me with that
They don't teach you how to pay taxes because tax agencies lobby the governments to let them take a payment from you to do your taxes instead for profit
I want to do eye art with eyeliner for myself
maybe purple lines or blue
I wanna be pretty
Guys help öe
I lost all my masculinity

estrogen poisoning
im goinn.. . to the next water tower
im gonna rush the survivor faction shit
my roommate slipped estrogen in my food it’s over 😭
you guys ever have your downstairs neighbour in your apartment complex screaming for the police at the top of her lungs
just curious
no
well I can say I have since about half an hour ago
lotta crazy shit has been happening in zalau lately
oh wait this is john
yeah
Unfortunately still Romanian
yup
hard work, survivor gaming
not sure how long I'm gonna be a zalau-ian soon though cause this place is seemingly turning into bucuresti 2.0
in terms of craziness atleast
first some dude throws his wife out the window of a 2 story apartment near the center of the city
and now some lady screams for the police right fucking below
me
Classic
not classic for zalau
we haven't had something this crazy happening this close for as long as I live
well personally I'm not too concerned
I'm also romanian
your personality matches that of a romanians
no but I have a crious and annoying neighbour
so I'd believe you
I can show you my passport
romaniafart is real
but I dond have that big ass ID cards
yeah the apartment below us is fucking insane aswell
they made those id and drivers licence to be easily stolen from wallet because they dont fucking fit good
if I didn't have to hear the people down there screaming at each other every few days maybe I'd be concerned
do you have a shotgun or made a chemical which makes them feel funny
in this case though I don't doubt one of them just had a fuckin psychotic episode
they're gonna kill each other before any gas will
If this happens you'll have a relaxed enviroment
no neighbours
I'll still have neighbors just not crazy ones
and I've gotten used to it by now so if anything it's just entertaining
they haven't done something as loud as this before though
like the woman was yelling for the police for like 5 minutes straight
In turkey one woman attacked the police after calling for a police
and shot 2 times to police with handgun
politia is failed
they need to shut her up asap
I mean they might've just arrived and that's why she stopped at all
or she's been murdered
either or
is she still yelling
I went to eat something
no I told you she stopped ages ago
go breed your stupid goats survivor
this is a peacekeeper neighborhood
oh
nerd.
seeing all of that content yes I'm gonna delete my account
I do admire people who regularly use twitter and remain unscathed
I wouldn't last an hour personally
i just blocked all gimmick accounts expect the ones that follow the gimmick
I'm looking news and comments and I'm feeling like I should shot my head
isn't it time to take your meds yet oguzy
all I see is dark humor, catpost, catshitpost, doggo post and doggo shitposts
I think you had to take them like 10 hours ago
I took them
well they're not doing much
I wonder what I need to do to use xanax
u know they are prescribed to people in turki
whatever
I guess I need to delete twitter and take my meds 2 times more
yeah
then I'm gonna play with kitties
I will buy a rope for them
and also a cute hat yes kitties
alright then
My dad has an very old "Zorro" costume with a big Z on the front. Now I can´t wear it for decades xD - random comment on Yt
yikes
yelo

Aliens come from the depths of the ocean we can't reach and / or under the earths mantle

I was told you were on "vacation"

I dond care about aliens
misinfo
I want to visit chernobly
just go to hungary or some shit
serbia
They don't care about you
oh god
I forgor my twitter password
I cannot delet
oh remember now
twitter account is gone time to be normal
@solar obsidian what tha fuck was that
sorry
wrong pin


To political for this room
does anyone else make baked beans by just putting the can overtop a stove burner
I mean if you're a heathen
better than what my stepmom does
throws it in a plastic tupperware and microwaves it for like 3 minutes
yummy plastic flavor
Typical step mom behavior
in my world he was gone on a very long vacation
I Bet she gets stuck in the washer too
shes way too fat to get stuck in it
I'll accept this answer. It's a valid feeling
Wouldn't that make it easier for her to get stuck in it?
there's such a thing as too fat to even attempt getting in something
Where there is a will there is a way
Idk lol it's been a hot min since I've been on
Music: Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face
Software used:
Blender
Adobe Premiere Pro
Adobe After Effects with Mocha Pro
Adobe Photoshop
real
He knows too much
I forgot how nice water is
He was found dead with 21 stab wounds in a ditch
Vídeo de homem do mato segue mais uma parte atualizada da 36 pum,https://youtube.com/shorts/ArNYdyDs1bs?feature=share
first gamma shotgun
Gamma players spending 20 hours farming missions in gordon and garbage just so they can repair their shotgun and have a chance to kill that pesky dog outside rostok
Wouldn't surprise me
P.S it's realistic and hardcore
Committed suicide by stabbing himself in the back 43 times and throwing himself in a ditch
wow i love passing my exams
well they can make trash guns, but now can they afford ammo
and i love getting stressed over "barely" passing one of my exams with a 65% and then seeing people laugh off failing 2 subjects
im starting to understand why i got a scholarship methinks
for some people college is just a second home
I only failed one this time
you might not be able to get a home loan but going 200k into debt for college is guaranteed
4 years of "free" room and board and food
can fuck anyone
built-in dating service
i've had to pay like 200 euro cuz of that scholarship lol
literally got like 1.5k for free to that
aint fail shit so far but im somewhat afraid for 2 subjects
another police chasee
shoot out the engine block
Ten years ago I have filmed this guy at the street. He even tried to sell me his instrument, but i was totally broke, so I couldn't afford it.
@grizzled meadow
OOOOO
just scratched them
@torpid jewel (panka3) has been muted for 5 days for reason: Toxic little shit , chill out
i dont remember seeing anything posted here by them
i had a dream last night where i blew someone's head off with my revolver. very strange dream
thats real bro you'll become Taxi Driver (real)
Sakharov Hook
why is he crying? its not his problem anymore
first edition STD
that coochie fire
World of Warships has such an interesting playerbase
there's a character karma score that you have, which is like a combined total of your good boy points and bad boy points
it raises or lowers depending on if you're complimented or reprimanded
my highest, yesterday, was 27. I am down to 22 because I have played nothing but carrier vessels since then and people HATE carriers
that made my tinnitus kick in for some reason
real
try to avoid loud noises if you can
back when I used to run a magazine or two through my gun every two weeks my tinnitus was horrible and would flare up a lot
but now that i'm not, it's much more manageable
its only light so far, ill be fine
todd howard looking at skyrim and realizing he could release a game with 90% of the features missing
"we released skyrim 10 years ago, and we thought, how could we possibly shatter expectations to bring a new, incredible experience? We started by removing even more features than Skyrim had removed from Oblivion"
"travel other than fast travel or walking? what's that"
"what's an encounter? have fun walking across 3km of barren space soil to ur outpost with no one in it"
"Gamers, you will never get Morrowind again. I would rather nuke my company from orbit than give you shitheads what you want. I own your dreams and nostalgia. I own your hopes and fears. Begging will get you nowhere"
funny looking cat
the soprano
zoo we mama
!bonk
no
literally m- ah...no .... would, definetly would
woos
wood
i will strangle you
@pastel quartz
now that you're resident woman I have someone i can share these with
I too, have shoved various vegetables up you know where, not just my ass
the word ass looks like it was haphazardly edited over whatever was originally there
who tf uses vegetables wtf
i'll assume it was pussy
@deep topaz how ur day be
it be good. got to get on the road and ate some mcdonalds
not much else happened
aside from gaming
hi tabi
you think?
I mean theoretically I can shove anything phallic up there, but I just haven't done it yet
if it fits it...hits?
aw nah am i missing the brainfart cat posting
it fits
god gave us hands for a reason smh
I disagree
those cats are so cute
eep
so eepy
nah
the only phallic thing I shoved up there is a lil nubby remote thats 2 inches, and it fit
it definetly fits
if you couldn't fit something two inches long in there, i'd be worried
not a crime to be horny...just horny on main
"the fuckup"
Shoulda aborted instead, no?
not allowed
By who?
okay man
schleppa talking about his flared chance is funny but idk
you aint schleppa
i never said i had one
I'm an orthodox christian, very strict, aborting is one of those rules, if I did that and my mom knew, I'd be excommunicated
But having kids that you weren't ready for and who will linger on until their death isn't worse?
That's quite regarded
christian values are strange
they say anyone who doesn't know of god is granted free right into heaven, yet they tell uncontacted tribes about it anyways
they don't want babies to die either, even if they will suffer, yet they will be free to enter heaven
yeah you prolly got nova or something like that
i have a sugar star and mary bird brain
christian values
it is what it is
but hey, least my bloodline wont end with me
What if it ends with them
thats their choice
what if … , i forgor
not mine
what if your kids nuke the earth
my job is to just carry and birth them into this world
she was just following orders !!!
wtf is this brony-ass selection
idk
sugar star is like stickin your rod inside an electric fence
too stimulating
mary is just right
TMI but ok
better get outta here before stella talks about flaps again
yeah ok
I don't regret it either
They're my kids, my mom doesnt have a hand in what I do with them,
dont let grandma hijack your kids
by the time they develop maturity, momma will pass away, sad stuff
rubs eyes thanks for that mental picture
please don't shove things up your asses without a proper flared base or up so far that it will get lost up in there.
the EMTs will laugh at you
Like a magnitude 10 earthquake in your bowels.
You'll be turned into a nice, red smoothie for the mri tech to enjoy.
you forgot this ☝️
there
my algorithm is starting to show me high tier military gear, should i be concerned?
Ur about to die in the frontlines
likely
Saving this for later to add to gifs
Gentleman I want you all to know that I had a date tonight, with a
, live, breathing woman. You may call me the Rizz master. That is all.
@uncut yew good to see your doing well!
ahuh
It's true
Yes
Shit I forgot to watch last week's episode
👏 The nurse? 
I fucking wish!
Nah this one is a friend from back in my high-school days
I rizzed the fuck outta her
You'd have been proud
You know, if I didn't know exactly what "rizz" was, that would sound very wrong 
Lol I know 
I think I actually see that nurse this week speaking of her lol havnt been to the office in quite a while
uh oh, mans got to be careful now
he assumed the fetal extraction position
Ah of course, got to test the product before making a decision to purchase.

so shook it set your ass on the floor
I’m showing this to God right now
So a diy abortion kit?
Alo
This is the same product btw
Just what I needed
Now venture forth and extract some foetuses!
After bed lol night all
Congratulations!
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You’ve told us a lot about yourself with just this image.
@deep topaz
Of course you ping him
i'd ping you but you already saw it
Shit taste 
mine is better
very bober indeed
Oh well
This chat needs a furry purge
ping all the mods and have them do it
There is a non zero chance it will actually happen if I ping falco
weak mf
wahhh wahhh get rid of these people i cant stand em
Yes
@glad carbon I mean
Get rid of people whose whole personality online is “I have this one niche fetish”
this you?
Fucker has TWO?!
crush him
Left feels ai made
its photoshopped to smile
Oh I know, but it makes it look ai made
Morning
is this melbourne
Seems like it, as, melbourne has most of the crackheads in the Australian populus
and the duality of man
"Walk away burgo"
"FUCKIN HIT HIM BURGO"
I heard theres like a place in canada where theres no rules
You can easily get killed for money for fetanyl
so just canada?
"we cant stop the tweakers so let's just let them actually kill themselves"
What it is, is funny.
How about we gather all the tweakers into one stadium then deprive them for awhile
See what happens
the ones with prison wallets will be the druglords of the stadium
The only resource they will have access to, besides the clothes on their backs and stadium food, has gotta be something random and arbitrary.
Like steel chairs.
They only get shipments of steel chairs.
u been watching too much wwe
How long until they make tweaker huts and shit out of the chairs do you reckon?
Nah they wouldn’t just use that shit for combat.
i imagine this situation turning into something like the IKEA SCP
Tweaker stadium 2024
lmao
Make it happen!
Steel chair armor
could turn one of the stoves at the stadium restaurants into a crucible
^
blahaj crate will protect from the monsters
LMAO
that sounds fuckin horrifying
bunch of tweaked out lumberjacks
nah it's gonna turn into the new canadian mafia
tweakers united under one banner
His greed killed him
Probably
He lost his sanity
More desks means more screens to be put
I hate xqc
But now all the guns are banned here
Based Kiryu is effortlessly based
Thank you kind redittor
Its fucking over
Game is not accurate
Hello
The fuck wont die
he's an old yakuza that has been beaten nearly to death for basically 10 years straight in and out of prison
Artyom
10 years in the joint made you a FUCKING PUSSY!!!
Yes?
night ted
who is that spaz?
you're not gonna believe this shit, but he was once referred to as the face of twitch
@final cedar, ayy watchu streaming mostly?
Anon gets attention from sisters, brother and not really anyone else, sometimes you just gotta take what you can get... I guess
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I second thsi question
Retroid pocket 4 arrived
I stream deviant sex acts for the mods so they allow me to stay
imma be honest, I'm at my breaking point
no way purple metro
who here isn't
Oh hey metro
You are purple now
Alo madi
yo why nobody tell me soc is so fun
Cheeki breeki
It's been sitting untouched in my steam library for like a year and now that I've finally played it its fire
Good heavens did you not play the trilogy
I played pripyat and I think I played soc for like an hour
and I didn't like it for some reason
I knew nothing about stalker and I was used to everything being placed on a platter for me
I don't like soc
Just because you find a stash
And you cant loot it
Also the guns are shit and inaccurate
but now that I have 300-ish hours on gamma I am a lot better at not being a bitch
Perrect
And you can't repair armlur
Thats the fun
I would rather play pripyat
But if you find g36
There are stashes?
But if it had more locations
Its accurate ag
I would just loot the boxes
the charm of the game comes from how simply shit it is
Dure g36 is acurate af
I completed it once
it's so fun to suck at a game and have it not punish you
Use g36 in soc
Then started again on max difficulty
Got an ak
Shoot a military in the head from 100 meters
Btw kill military in cordon
All shots mis
With pmm
And they just kill me
The weird m4 is good
I alt f4d and deleted that shit
Oguzy
don't play on max difficulty if you're gonna be a bitch about it

and clearly artyom is not a tryhard
I cant play with gund
That dont hit shit
you can't play on max difficulty that's what
Going to agoprom
The accuracy is the same on all difficultys
You can see the military base
I think its actually lower on lower difficulties
yes but the cope factor changes
Whenever i play soc i speedrun to army warehouses and get that vintorez and 300 9x39
Yes
The most accurate gun in game
For free
I'm not speedrunning a fucking like 15 year old game
you already run at goddamn light speed
Nah, i didnt speedrun first time i played
I guess I'm gonna play call of pripiyat again
To enjoy it 
enjoy dese noutes
I love Jupiter
Gamma will be good when grok decides to stop playing tarkov
I dont remember nothing from call of pripyat other than that I helped the bandits without even realizing it and I barely did any side content
Suck on dis neuf
And do the fucking story line
Ngl with all these hidden furniture mods, gamma feels like tarkov
why is my autocorrect failing me
The best thing about the call of pripyat is you fight with 3 burers at the same time at labx16
16 is the one in
Outskirts
19 is radar
Or me wrong
8 is outskirts
16 dark valley or 18
16 is miracle machine
Yea
I literally did the one in dark valley yesterday and I forgot
Yantar
Egghead location
Now this shit is stuck in my head thanks
Cheki breki

Kys
that statement reminds me of a little video of mine
Oh hey myshinka
I'm not gonna post it though
How are you today
the thought alone is enough to traumatized our engineer hamster
payday 3 looks wild
my friend just went to school after skipping whole night of sleep + sick + drunk plz offer him some prayers so his brain might get better 
havent heard anything good from PD3 so far
branded for my sins
Epic
Watch him sleep thru
At least he is not high
would you mayhaps share a link to the strim? 
sleeping through your own class would be a pretty chad move tbh
he's a teacher?
thanks for showing interest but I can't it's mod only 
huh
just give grok $100 he'll probably mod you 
Literally 1984
i swer i can only play games on my laptop if im outside in the winter
Alo GM
Henlo
@glad carbon
dot for her
oguzy
yes
do you like mindustry
cocainum
l
i fucked around in dl2 yesterday
went through old villedor and central loop and got every faction area i could get
last one im missing cause it needs 400 stamina and I don't have it yet but i put all the faction upgrades into survivors
pk crossbow can suck it
we will single handedly ruin Europe
Dual handedly in this case
bassed.. zzassssd.. so
. fvckin...g.. vased...
nsf
deus ex reference
I got a youtube ad for tekken
who the fuck actually still play that franchise?
Kys
Icl I thought fighting games fell off with arcades when they took a dive lmao
Nope
Literally yes
I think you're not whitelisted cause this started while you were still a minor 
what started
what are you even talking about
Metro is a camgirl? 
Tf you watching
It was just a random thot on twitch main page
Classic
But i saw the opportunity to bully metro

Fair
there should be a category for deranged money hungry women
Tho she was literally in underwear instead of a swimsuit next to a pool
so people can block that
Like insane low effort low
Holy shit why don’t I just get Mrs to do that we’d get that bag
wont do that because advertisers will leave
no one wants to see a half naked brit
no matter if it's a woman or not
Chat should we use the fact we have a healthy relationship to exploit simps
Doesn’t have to talk la
I said see not listen
Okay don't type "twitch thot" into gif search
read better
A big mistake
Yeah yeah this different tho 
well anyway I played soc and it's fuckin fire
Man can use the arch as a fucking arm rest lad
I absolutely guarantee the Brit part does not come into this
spongy as the enemies are it's fun to just magdump them
Aim for de head
and the game literally gives you thousands of bullets
yeah as if any gun is accurate enough for that
I wonder where do xcom operatives keep all their ammo
I’ve heard it’s actually easier on max difficulty
the basic one
Enemies are less sponges
stalker I think it's called
both
I thought about that too
I'm not allowed socks 
Eastern msg
Its great with eggs for breakfast
we don't have vegeta
L
I added that to cheese toasts when I was a kid
Same here
Aye
wtf
His oatmeals are good
Send him skibidi
tell him tik tok is chinese spyware
Then tell him get out of here stalker
Tell him he dont wanna
@final cedar
tell him to just say skibidi every now and then and he'll be hip with the kids
no you should tell him about lookmaxxing
He gotta connect with his grandchild at one point
or mogging
He knows how to use like
word maxing
We both like military history and was watching something on ww2 and he said
I’m communismmaxxing rn
well I'm the wrong person to do this shit with
Lol
Tell him to buy a washing machine from that company that makes the machine guns for helis
I only use new memes if it's actually appropriate in the moment
I think they are put on helis
They just bought a new washing machine
A fucking samsung one
like if I see a dude in game with a built chin I'm gonna just say he's lookmaxxing

Tell him gorenje is better
I think they are posher then they let on tho
Since their idea of a price for a used car in 9k
bish bash bosh
Lol
And it works 4 years later
People don know how to price their shit
Its either your people underprice or they overprice here
She would bring us cakes and shit she baked every day
Passed away not long ago
Peugeot ftw
I dont think I've seen a price that actually makes sense here in fucking forever
So true
I have never seen such a cheap car tho
I was selling my old computer, worth about 900 put it up for 850 for quick sale
100 for a car
Bonkers man

500
Based
Now imagine driving a golf zwei there
You would go through the wall too
Omer Nadarević - omčo
Amel Družanović - meca
Kamera i montaža: Šeherzad Šarić - šeki
I HATE HOW THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I SOUND
this is legit how me and my family speak
I just have a bit of a manc twang
you hate it, huh? interesting
I sound like a depressed eastern european student
Hydros gf reveal
Ney
Ay
What queen
oy blud u wanna get cheffed... oy mate
Queen is no more
balling even in death
Follows 10k people 
Long live the king
Fuckin cunts got cancer now
might wanna get that fixed fr
guys it bibn .. he might have cancer
Like I have the tv on for background noise when I sleep
Wrong server
And I’m already basically a fucking crackhead when I sleep anyway since I swear I see and feel things touch ken
what was that
Facebook link
didnt get a good enough look
I just hear all cancer shit all night
Last night I saw someone’s face like flash in and out corner of my eye and I’m listening to shit about cancer for 6 hours
the cancer demon
I can't recover from such embarrassment
you should take sleep meds and stop scizoing out
Hold on
Let him cook
Nahh it’s like
Daily
Sleep meds don’t do shit just shorten the time I schizo out


