🎪bruh-fart

[hot snow]

well you're a piece of pig meat

so

I also ate you yesterday did I mention that

[pale ingot]

i never said dl2s nights were scary anyway just good at making you feel tense like your ass is 1 misstep away from getting annihilated

mid chases i mean

roaming volatiles and shit

[hot snow]

dl1 literally spawns volatiles less than like 5 meters away from you every few seconds

[pale ingot]

so does dl2 though

[hot snow]

you literally cannot traverse anything at night on the ground

[hot snow]

yes

so it's not superior

it's the same

[pale ingot]

yeah that's the point

[pale ingot]

chases are more fun, dont care. dl1 is overall scarier but dl2 is also good

and its gonna keep improving probably

[atomic crane]

i think DL1's night was scarier because of how common volatiles were, DL2 replaced that with a lot of runners

[robust cove]

Got a free crossbow from the hakon pack (it was free on christmas)

[fading shuttle]

i dont use anything out of the stash by principle

[robust cove]

Have you seen the night update to dl2?

[atomic crane]

nope

havent played since launch i think

[robust cove]

Then that no longer applies

[pale ingot]

play it again

[atomic crane]

they done a lot to it?

[pale ingot]

its good ngl

[robust cove]

Go play it man

Maybe it's not the same vibe as dl1

[pale ingot]

coming from the perspective of someone who started playing only now the game is great

[atomic crane]

that involves downloading it with my ugandan internet tho

[robust cove]

But still much better

[robust cove]

Unfortunate

[pale ingot]

shit man you gotta peep the executions some of em are hard as fuck

[robust cove]

Skill issue

[atomic crane]

executions what the heck

[fading shuttle]

each weapon has only 1 execution

kinda disappointing

[robust cove]

Better than nothing

[pale ingot]

wait i wonder about your fists

[fading shuttle]

and they are mostly shared, the 1 handed melees all have the same

knuckle weapons do have an execution probably the same as the fist one

[pale ingot]

i swear some of them vary though

[atomic crane]

i hope the dropkick is still as OP as ever

[fading shuttle]

the one handed maces, machetes and hammers all share the same one

[pale ingot]

oh yeah dropkick is good i got it yesterday

[robust cove]

I don't see the executions anyways bcs I 1 hit everything kekw

[atomic crane]

*big bad human-size NPC with scary weapon starts attacking you
*you drop kick him off of a three story rooftop, killing him instantly

[fading shuttle]

yep, all 1 handed weapons share the same exact unique execution, sad

[atomic crane]

reeheeheehee

(scooby doo laugh)

[fading shuttle]

piracy? rerorted shraggy

[atomic crane]

erm no? just some legitimate filenames here

numbered

with clock and arrow icons

[pale ingot]

peacekeeper tries to fuck with you, hit him 3 times over the head with a hammer and fucking push his eyes into his skull until he dies

[fading shuttle]

survivor tries to fuck with you, shoot him with a crossbow

[atomic crane]

okay guys im convinced

[fading shuttle]

kill his entire family

peace secured once again

[pale ingot]

peacekeeper tries to fuck with you

blow up their entire headquarters

freedom restored to the masses

[atomic crane]

i see a moving being in the world of dying light 2
kill 7 billion people

[fading shuttle]

see peacekeepers and survivors

kill em all

renegade grindset

[pale ingot]

you know in a zombie apocalypse world at one point its like

if humanity doesnt all die they keep surviving and eventually despite the sheer number of zombies with time they get thinned out and humanity returns to normal

guuhh

[fading shuttle]

except volatiles

[pale ingot]

fuck renegades they stink

[fading shuttle]

renegades are cool, im sad they arent a real faction, wouldve joined em

[pale ingot]

gotta stick with survivors

[atomic crane]

why cant i join the Killserkers

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-escapefromtarkov-gif-20195209

[fading shuttle]

i wanna joined the drugged up madmen

[robust cove]

I fucking wish fr fr

[atomic crane]

my way of playing video games can be described with one word: Killserk.

[robust cove]

That one sidequest where a renagade proposes that you join them

[atomic crane]

I play Monolith.

[pale ingot]

sounds like you love men

[fading shuttle]

wouldve joined instantly if the game fucking LET ME

[atomic crane]

Menolith

[robust cove]

I fucking loved the quest where you had to go into one of their bases

[robust cove]

Same

[fading shuttle]

they just vibing

cool dudes

getting gains

[atomic crane]

the way bri ish say "figure" is funny

[robust cove]

BOXERS OR BRIEFS

[pale ingot]

r they like all cokehead tweakers, i havent gotten to the point in the story where i deal with them

[atomic crane]

briefs

[fading shuttle]

im a boxer man myself

[pale ingot]

naked, dick flailing

[atomic crane]

i'm a bit of a renegade in that regard, i'm actually a boxer brief man

jockey quad shorts are awesome

[robust cove]

Freeball is what Aiden says, you a real one

[pale ingot]

[robust cove]

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cute-gif-18081789

[inland jackal]

Hyello sdalgers

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cute-gif-18081789

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cute-gif-18081789

[fading shuttle]

let me join them

PLEASE

its joever

[narrow lotus]

illusion of choice

[pastel quartz]

ok

I'm downloading dying light

but the first game

[eager igloo]

Good stuff

Though melee fighting humans was kinda garbage

[robust cove]

[tulip ravine]

Holy shit just watched first season of hazbin hotel

I must say

I’m not one for musicals

But they got this one right

[hot snow]

good

you will not regret it

[tulip ravine]

John

My man

[hot snow]

hello britain

[tulip ravine]

How are you

[hot snow]

I'm good

[tulip ravine]

Wheyyyy

[hot snow]

I remembered I bought the first stalker game like one year ago and never played it

so imma dothat

[tulip ravine]

I bought all 3 and played like them

On and off for maybe a couple hours

[hot snow]

I played call of pripyat twice

once normal and once with gunslinger

[tulip ravine]

I like them but

[hot snow]

sad that there's no gunslinger for soc

[tulip ravine]

there’s something that doesn’t sit right with me

And I can’t quite say what

[hot snow]

that's kinda how I felt about pripyat for a while

then I realized it's a banger and it was good after that

hopefully soc is gonna be the same

[tulip ravine]

Soc is the first isn’t it?

[hot snow]

yeah

[tulip ravine]

Yeah if it’s the one I’m thinking of

Be prepared

Bullet sponges

Holy shit

[hot snow]

I've seen clips

I'm ready

[tulip ravine]

That’s why I can’t play it anymore

The aiming is horrible in itself

And the bullet sponging is dreadfully painful

[hot snow]

honestly I wish I got clear sky instead of soc

cause the faction war system looks fire

[tulip ravine]

There all on sale irrc now

[hot snow]

I know but I don't really feel like getting it right now

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it’s pretty good like in the first area you spawn in I followed the same squad around for ages instead of doing quests

[hot snow]

I think I'll have enough with soc

I only really care about the story when it comes to the original games

[tulip ravine]

Yeye you will most likely like it

[hot snow]

if I want good stalker gamepkay I have gamma

[tulip ravine]

I’m just a bit of a fussy guy when it comes to games lmao

I probably refund 90% of games I buy till I find the one I actually like

[hot snow]

why would you do that

actually nah it makes sense

[tulip ravine]

Because to me a lot of games look better when your not playing them

[hot snow]

I'm really not picky with games at all

if the story is good and gameplay decent I like it

[tulip ravine]

Like 4x games, I like watching them and to extent playing? But I just get bored man

[hot snow]

and even if it doesn't have story but it has fun gameplay

[tulip ravine]

It’s why I love complexity like

If there’s a game that’s unnecessarily complex I’ll probably love it, heavily modded arma is a w

Can’t wait for grey zone warfare either, took what I liked about tarkov and made it better

They are trying to stop the whole run and gun thing with tarkov, make it so each move actually matters

I’d check it out if you haven’t already, the dev seems cool as fuck nd all

[hot snow]

I'm not really about the ultra complex gaming sphere

[tulip ravine]

Tbh grey zone doesn’t seem that complex

[hot snow]

I'm a simple minded man who doesn't care about realism whatsoever

[tulip ravine]

But it’s done well

[pale ingot]

fr, major example for me is rust

game is cool but ik ill get bored of it within 2 days

[hot snow]

to me the best blend of game is fantasy-ish but also realistic

which is exactly why I like stalker so much

[tulip ravine]

Have games become to same or is it us man

Have we become miserable or have the games just gone shit

[pale ingot]

both

[fading shuttle]

youve lost that childlike wonder you had when you played new games

[hot snow]

I say both

[tulip ravine]

True

[fading shuttle]

if you had it new games would be as good as you remember old ones being

[pale ingot]

but some new games suck

[tulip ravine]

Think for me it might be that plus a bit of general stress

[stone blade]

this is a bit too real

[tulip ravine]

Yeah I mean

I think overall quality has gone down

[hot snow]

some old games suck too

this statement means nothing

[tulip ravine]

Some games seem to be trying to break that which is w tho

[pale ingot]

no more carefree life its over

[stone blade]

Good morning

you fiends

[hot snow]

good morning wood

[tulip ravine]

I love what blue drake is trying to do with operation harsh doorstop

And fair play to him it seems to be working

[glad carbon]

@stone blade hi ivan

[stone blade]

hi hi

[tulip ravine]

Also

IVE NEVER FELT MORE LIKE SINGING THE BLUEZ

[pale ingot]

yall ever seen independent roblox dev games that are mostly unknown

[tulip ravine]

COZ EVERTON DREW AND LIVERPOOL LOSE OHH EVERTON YOU GOT ME SINGING THE BLUES

[pale ingot]

like some of them are actually amazing ass games

[hot snow]

zekers and the guy who made unturned come to mind

I'm sure there's more

[pale ingot]

lethal company dev was a roblox dev iirc

[hot snow]

yeah

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326

[pale ingot]

but im saying games on the roblox engine

[tulip ravine]

Did yous seen that senators argue with TikTok ceo

[eager igloo]

Spotify doesn't want to work

[pale ingot]

theres a few games on the roblox engine that go crazy

[tulip ravine]

“Are you a part of the Chinese communist party”

“No senator like I said I’m Singaporean”

[hot snow]

like that one vr game that's literally almost revolutionary

[tulip ravine]

[hot snow]

maybe not revolutionary

[pale ingot]

one game called Hellmet is having a public test rn till 7 feb, i recommend you peep it. it's a tactical shooter and shit like those games where uhh u clear a building of hostiles i forgot the name of them

[glad carbon]

smartest senator

[pale ingot]

but the game itself is high quality

might be buggy

[hot snow]

I've played it but it's fucky

[pale ingot]

yeah i mean.. demo

[hot snow]

it'll probably get ironed out but yeah

it's pretty nice

[pale ingot]

when did you play it

[hot snow]

needs some balancing here and there and it's good

[pale ingot]

i remember a few days ago they broke the hostage system lmao

[hot snow]

last test

unless it got another one since

don't think so though

[pale ingot]

its having one rn

they added a skill tree with some fire ass skills

[hot snow]

eh I'll wait for the full release prolly

[pale ingot]

fair

next test is probably like 3 months away

till they cook on the game more

they added a new level if you're interested though @hot snow

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326

[tulip ravine]

Is there any one particular word that you hate that the younger TikTok lot use on a daily basis

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-cat-cat-bite-gif-24712197

[tulip ravine]

My personal one is valid holy shit I get annoyed by that

[pale ingot]

valid

[rancid iris]

[fading shuttle]

that aint very skibidi mr ohio

[tulip ravine]

“Your feelings are so valid” shut the fuck up no body cares about how you “feel”

Yes I called a slur

Do something about it you cunt

[pale ingot]

thug it out dont tell nobody what u going through they dont gaf

[glad carbon]

skull at end of sentence

[tulip ravine]

Half of the time? They don’t.

[glad carbon]

you seem like a snowflake

[tulip ravine]

Nay it’s just the way it’s said

[glad carbon]

valid

[pale ingot]

just be an internet troll

[glad carbon]

one that makes me wanna strangle em thru the screen is "my sweet summer child"

that one got me fucked up

[pale ingot]

its ok my sweet summer child

[tulip ravine]

atleast in my experience it’s said over everything, me and my mate call eachother certain slurs daily and someone said that he didn’t need to feel “oppressed to accept that from me”

[rancid iris]

chavs conversating

[glad carbon]

like this is alright, when they use it like "oh my sweet summer child, you dont know what this niche reference is? oh you poor little thing"

[tulip ravine]

Not chavs

[pale ingot]

its weird when people get offended on behalf of someone else especially when the person in question doesnt give a fuck

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it’s ridiculous

[rancid iris]

u just described a majority of the world sadly

[tulip ravine]

I mean to be fair I bring it on myself since then i go out of my way to offend them

But still

[pale ingot]

true but im right

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[tulip ravine]

Remember me and a couple of my uni friends crashed a teacher strike at the college across the road

[glad carbon]

crashing a teachers strike

[tulip ravine]

Because loads of the students there were missing classes

Of no fault of their own

So we told em get back to work the lazy fucks

[pale ingot]

[glad carbon]

holy fuck you're unbearable

[tulip ravine]

They want more pay

[rancid iris]

teachers still coping that they went to school for however many years to get paid less than garbagemen

[glad carbon]

teaching little shits for 30 years and you get paid less than a damn cashier

[tulip ravine]

Mate when it’s your education affected it’s horrible

Don’t forget atleast here if you miss one lecture you usually miss quite a lot of content

And it can be extremely difficult to catch back up

[glad carbon]

its gonna be affected way more when only new student teachers and awful shitlord teachers teach you because no tenured teachers are gonna wanna do that low pay for another 4 years

[pale ingot]

cam on ingerland, scor som faken goals mate

[tulip ravine]

Why’s it someone else’s responsibility to suffer for the choices you have made?

[glad carbon]

????

[tulip ravine]

Mate, the pay here is above average lol

I found the figures

[pale ingot]

ngl if i ever end up a teacher i gotta kill myself

[glad carbon]

i'd hope so

[tulip ravine]

15 on average, minimum wage is around 8.50 I believe last time I checked

[glad carbon]

idk any workers strike is a good one

[fading shuttle]

with people like hydro teachers would be paid like a macdonalds worker if he had a choice

[tulip ravine]

That’s more then a enough here

[tulip ravine]

No I agree to a extent’s

I just don’t like how it’s gone about

[glad carbon]

is that all teachers or only higher grades

[tulip ravine]

My professor literally told me he wasn’t going simply because he didnt want it to affect us

[tulip ravine]

Can’t speak for high school or lower

[glad carbon]

i couldn't imagine paying teachers only 15$ for babysitting 30 different highschoolers like 6 times a day

[tulip ravine]

The thing I’ve noticed is

[narrow lotus]

[pale ingot]

[glad carbon]

my friend is a teacher and even on her winter breaks and time off shes stuck doing work for the school

its fucked up

[tulip ravine]

The jobs where you make money for your business you tend to get paid more, we have a problem here of people’s taking “liberties” with strikes and people are generally hesitant of them because of it.

[rancid iris]

oh yeah teachers have to take home shit, it’s expected of them now

universally

[narrow lotus]

she is very right

kids take vacation on 10th june , we have to finish the paperwork and shit for classes until 1st july

there are folks that believe teachers have half a year days off

hahahahaha

hahahahahah

my god

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[tulip ravine]

June? Till when?

Jesus we finish early may don’t go back till late September at most

[narrow lotus]

Luckily i am an English Teacher so i am seen as one of the "cool" ones, RIP to the Math / Physics / Chemistry teachers, they are loathed by everyone

in every school

[fading shuttle]

iedy is a teacher?

[narrow lotus]

Yes.

[fading shuttle]

explains why he became a discord mod

[tulip ravine]

Chemistry teachers goated here

[glad carbon]

high school or what

[robust cove]

Most room temperature take I've seen in brainfart

[glad carbon]

I thought my high school english teachers were awesome

[narrow lotus]

ughhh i think its Elementary , 0-8 class

all my english teachers were awesome

[tulip ravine]

Ey it’s true, especially when some people pay to go 🤷‍♂️

[narrow lotus]

all my chemistry teachers were cunts

[tulip ravine]

For the record college here is 16-18 but alot of people are after 18

16-18 is free, 18+ your paying.

And it isn’t cheap neither, I know some who work a ridiculous amount to afford it

[pastel quartz]

I can be the normal one

[glad carbon]

history teachers

awesome

the best

[robust cove]

No its not true, someone has to teach people, I dont see how choosing to do that should mean you have a shit pay and get 0 respect

[glad carbon]

my favorite history teacher retired like the year after I stopped taking his class, so sad about that. dude had some awesome stories to tell

[tulip ravine]

You don’t get shit pay here though

Atleast in this specific example on why I’m annoyed

And you do get respect

[glad carbon]

why shouldn't they earn more?

explain it

[robust cove]

Where?

[glad carbon]

why shouldn't teachers be paid more if their work is so important

[tulip ravine]

I’m not saying they should not shouldn’t

[stone blade]

We called our physics teacher "The coil"

[tulip ravine]

If they want to protest for it all be my guest

[pastel quartz]

why we have money

[tulip ravine]

But when people are missing the education they are paying for then yes I’d be annoyed about that personally

[pastel quartz]

why we cannot live without the money

[glad carbon]

I had one good math teacher my senior year

[pastel quartz]

lets destroy the money

[tulip ravine]

England, last I checked the specific was around 15/hr

[fading shuttle]

our english teacher was called the potato because she was constantly "boiled" by her students

[tulip ravine]

Which is very good especially for this area

[rancid iris]

without some kind of capital society collapses

[glad carbon]

oh my GOD i couldn't imagine teaching british youth for 15/hr

[tulip ravine]

Different currencies and cost of living

That’s very good here

8.50 is standard, 9.50 is considered cost of living

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-oh-well-too-bad-deal-with-it-shrug-gif-11352238443669997600

lets establish brainfart commune

and live in an island

[robust cove]

First femboys in brainfart, now fucking commies

[rancid iris]

no thank you

[tulip ravine]

It’s probably more then atleast 60% of people in the town lmao

[robust cove]

Amazing

[rancid iris]

i’d rather remain a wage slave than be stuck on a fucking island with the population of this chat

[robust cove]

Same

[tulip ravine]

If not more, granted here is very impoverished in comparison to rest of the UK

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stats-kun-paws-dance-gif-15242164727911253697

[tulip ravine]

I swear unemployment is like 59% somet mad like that

[rancid iris]

[narrow lotus]

tbf we protested last year and we got like a 25% pay increase

thats a W

[stone blade]

he upgraded the intel center

[narrow lotus]

however i admit , i am doing masters degree in another field already and i am ready to change from teaching if any opportunity arises

[glad carbon]

nice

[stone blade]

I should've continued working in the bakey industry tbh

[glad carbon]

iedy playing Gamma on the school staff wifi??

[uncut obsidian]

femboy commies

[stone blade]

Every eastern european school PC room has CS 1.6 installed on the computers

its universe law

[narrow lotus]

giving kids a test while im doing scav runs

[glad carbon]

lmao

"name the most difficult boss in Tarkov for 2 points extra credit"

[stone blade]

Me when I made a Tarkov presentation for my uni teacher

[glad carbon]

replacing the watermelons or fence posts in the math questions with tarkov substitutes

[glad carbon]

what in tarkov

just the whole game?

or like the region

[inland jackal]

Afternoon

[glad carbon]

2 am

[inland jackal]

10:41

[stone blade]

He told us to make a presentation on a game/cartoon/show/movie we like

and so I did tarkov

I got an excellent mark

[narrow lotus]

[tulip ravine]

Yeah like I said I don’t take issue with the idea, like go for it it’s got fuck all do with me and all that, just know about mates who was sat outside their college waiting for prof to come back since they said something like classes were cancelled till 3pm it was honest madness

[stone blade]

he had knowledge prior of me playing lots of tarkov since I'm in his discord server talking to him daily

[inland jackal]

Same here

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

oh yeah like i couldnt that , because it happened to me as well and it was shit

if i cant / dont plan to do a class i tell someone to tell the class or i tell them myself

so they leave

[glad carbon]

i'd totally make a presentation on tarkov if I had to

that'd be sick

[stone blade]

I didn't install cs 1.6
however I did install need for speed underground 2 from a torent

needed some game variety

[inland jackal]

I dont have to install 1.6, i just copy it from the school pc

And bring it home on flash drive

[tulip ravine]

The teacher is actually the one who is coolest about this entire conversation, find that slightly ironic

[stone blade]

I can't imagine myself as a teacher knowing how I look like

0%

[inland jackal]

Lucky

I had to make presentation of chinese economy

[storm stream]

smoking ciggs with your students behind the school building

[stone blade]

I don't smoke

[narrow lotus]

i made presentations about Black Flag and Metro series

[tulip ravine]

We had a idk what you call them

[narrow lotus]

They were very nice

[tulip ravine]

Teaching assistant?

[stone blade]

Funny thing is

[tulip ravine]

She showed us his cannabis farm

[inland jackal]

Yall are very lucky in terms of presentations

[tulip ravine]

He*

[pastel quartz]

always has been

[inland jackal]

Or i chose wrong path

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1180383992332177488.gif?size=160&quality=lossless

[storm stream]

thats dope

[stone blade]

During high school this was a thing , the majority of the students and teachers went outside the building to smoke
and they all did it in a giant group @storm stream @narrow lotus

[pastel quartz]

I made a presentation about kanye west

[inland jackal]

One of my professors is a weeb lol

[narrow lotus]

i have my own frustrations about the education system , but being a cunt and hating ur job will only make things worse

[tulip ravine]

Smoking in school is standard

[pastel quartz]

I showed the david star and swastica combination he made

[storm stream]

pretty funny. that doesnt happen here

[tulip ravine]

Yknow maybe yer not as bad as I first thought nah just messing

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus My dictations teacher is greek right and we had a dictation but at the end we get a grade
and as a joke the dude said "write your name and faculty number and your biggest fear"
everyone wrote theirs
mine was "Women"

real story

[narrow lotus]

yeah they did it here as well , now the kids i teach are under 18 so thas a no no

but at high school nobody gave a shit

the principal even came once to inspect a broken window and shit , and all the kids hid their cigars , the prinicpal told them " stop hiding from me thinking i have no idea you smoke, just dont do it near the main entrance so everyone sees it"

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[stone blade]

SAME

LITERALLY SAME iedy

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[stone blade]

No ac?

the fuck kind of trabant car this guy driving?

flintstone car

[tulip ravine]

To be fair ac in cars is mid anyway

[storm stream]

heater can take a while to heat up

[stone blade]

HOW LONG

[tulip ravine]

Ohhh heater

[inland jackal]

Average yugo

[tulip ravine]

Ac here usually just means cold

[stone blade]

ac can do both cold and warm...

[tulip ravine]

When your engine gets hot

[storm stream]

idk depends on the car? 5 mins?

[stone blade]

5 minutes and the guy does this

definitely gey

[tulip ravine]

Yeah like i said, ac here is just known as cold

[inland jackal]

My car can start the ac in a minute after starting

Benzin ftw

[tulip ravine]

Then again ac isn’t really a thing that’s said here

It’s just either RV

Climate control or the fan

[stone blade]

old grandpa car
he turns on ac
-25 horse power

[tulip ravine]

Remember lads

To take care of yer climate control

[inland jackal]

Doesn't that happen to all cars

[tulip ravine]

Don’t want no poison coming through

[stone blade]

ye

it do

[inland jackal]

Cause i got cars ranging from 2001 to about 2006

[stone blade]

I'm 21 and still no car

[tulip ravine]

If it’s cold do you put cold fan on or do you open a window

[inland jackal]

9+10

[stone blade]

real

[storm stream]

Hey @solar obsidian look

[stone blade]

Vilkas

[tulip ravine]

Window on top

[fading shuttle]

THE COMPANIONS

[tulip ravine]

Fresh air is goated

[tulip ravine]

Mount and blade?

[stone blade]

The lithuanians definitely played skyrim

[inland jackal]

-50hp

[tulip ravine]

I believe it’s like

[glad carbon]

the furry

[tulip ravine]

15% increase in fuel consumption at 70 mph

[fading shuttle]

fallout 2

[stone blade]

call of duty

[tulip ravine]

Suck your dad

[inland jackal]

For the king and country

[tulip ravine]

Bosh

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-drum-sped-up-gif-26457306

[inland jackal]

Rowan goat

[glad carbon]

its starfield

[tulip ravine]

Come do somet if yer bad

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle

[fading shuttle]

real

[solar obsidian]

i see

[tulip ravine]

Lidl what a shop

[stone blade]

THE shop

[tulip ravine]

Always smells like shit and crack burning here

But still one of the shops of all time

[stone blade]

authentic smell tbh

[tulip ravine]

Granted here outside the Lidl

There’s always atleast one dude doing looking like he’s being electrocuted outside

[stone blade]

I know him

[tulip ravine]

Jesus Christ it took me way too long to spell that

[stone blade]

and some old people who leave their cart in the middle of nowhere

classic

[tulip ravine]

Mate everytime you go past he asks for money for “the bus”

[stone blade]

here its for coffee

[tulip ravine]

Give them £5 they will griddy in the middle of the road for you

You see all like 16/17 year olds giving them money to dance in street and shit

[stone blade]

nah they start blessing you with god and they tell you how you will get a lot of fortune and sex

[hot snow]

yo britain has lidl?

that's sick

how do you guys pronounce lidl

[fading shuttle]

they probably pronounce it like li'l or some shit

[hot snow]

they pronounce d like everyone else

fuck are you on

[tulip ravine]

Mate do people there abuse them as much here?

[stone blade]

abuse what

[tulip ravine]

Like, here being a smackhead is bad enough, if your drugged up in public then you better be ready

The public do not take kindly to it at all and a lot of them will make their opinions known

[hot snow]

I do say that

hello ww

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/6ZRmUlzBaVY?si=Bw0RGtPgOrjTi1ip

[inland jackal]

Yello jonah

[tulip ravine]

Do they do shit like this

[inland jackal]

Good heavens

[hot snow]

I dont think I've ever seen an obviously smacked up man

we just don't have them in zalau

I'm sure there's plenty in bucuresti

[tulip ravine]

Wakefield the fucking shithole

[tulip ravine]

There will be just prob do it away from public eye

[hot snow]

I mean yeah

[storm stream]

Dirtey desgustin bastahds

[tulip ravine]

“I’ll throw ye over that fucking fence”

[inland jackal]

Jonah you know how to read right?

[hot snow]

blimey

[hot snow]

depends

[inland jackal]

I forgor if you tried to translate this

[tulip ravine]

We had a massive epidemic of legal highs not long ago

Basically synthetic cannabis

[tulip ravine]

That was like 100x stronger if not more

VERY popular in prisons

[inland jackal]

My dad bought that for 150e

[tulip ravine]

And they was legal

[hot snow]

well whoever wrote this was so high that they gave the F a little coma beneath it

[tulip ravine]

You could go to the shop and buy

A fucking

“Research chemical”

[inland jackal]

Engine crane

[tulip ravine]

That had similar addiction to crack

And was super strength synthetic weed

Just sold at corner shops

[inland jackal]

My fav word is tofalfure

[hot snow]

mine is personall juny

and pronerly damage

[inland jackal]

@tulip ravine whats your fav word

[tulip ravine]

What

Like at all

[broken topaz]

I think they should sell crack at corner stores

[inland jackal]

Aloo corii

[hot snow]

orerload

[broken topaz]

Aloo

[inland jackal]

In the pic i sent

[hot snow]

enging hols

there's just so many funny translation failures

[storm stream]

so you got horny and just decided to show up here, huh?

[tulip ravine]

Mate I’m English this just sounds like bill down the road

[tulip ravine]

Agreed

[inland jackal]

ghe ine is good too

[broken topaz]

What

[hot snow]

the Boom

[storm stream]

[tulip ravine]

O shit I forgot I still had curry

Bosh

Bout scran that

[inland jackal]

lossof Boom and lost must be in lowest possible position before moying move lead

slwly and smoothly to avoid uncontr olled swinging and possible loss of lead.

[tulip ravine]

What do I do with the extra curry sauce

Only a korma

[inland jackal]

Give it to the bill down to road

[tulip ravine]

Ney

[inland jackal]

Da

[river zealot]

Husbando you spend all our money on apple vision pro, now we got not house

[tulip ravine]

The cunt has been arguing since 6 this morning

[inland jackal]

Artyom

I want your opinion

[river zealot]

On what

[inland jackal]

fav word of yours

[river zealot]

@stone blade vanya what's your favourite word

[inland jackal]

not in general

obv

[inland jackal]

from this pic

[river zealot]

Moying

[stone blade]

idk

[pale ingot]

thats 3 words idiot

[storm stream]

ENGINE

[fading shuttle]

pishki

[stone blade]

hehe

hehehe

[river zealot]

Da

Ivan lubye pishki

[stone blade]

NO

NYET BLYAD

[coarse bear]

Hehe Duolingo didn't teach me that word

[fading shuttle]

ivan renowned pishki lover

[river zealot]

I WANTED TO SAY LOVES

BUT THATS EVEN BETTER

[stone blade]

I mean pishki is a pretty funny word

[coarse bear]

Lubie, innit?

[storm stream]

Clown wife? Ew. No chance of getting impregnated

[uncut obsidian]

ion get it

[pastel quartz]

hydro flask homies

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-forest-consumes-another-soul-me-when-the-h-esmbot-caption-squad-game-squad-gif-11052636707895278827

[storm stream]

the blue water bottle used to be cool but wasn't anymore due to the Stanley cups. However, the same will happen to the Stanley cups

[weak jackal]

stanley cups already got revealed as having lead in them

they're already out

[weak jackal]

get with the times old ma-

ow my balls

wtf cori

[broken topaz]

Sorry

I needed handwarmers

[weak jackal]

Oh my b

https://tenor.com/view/sols-bug-jar-cat-apolocheese-gif-2071058436065209356

[broken topaz]

its cold out here b

[storm stream]

wdym by "revealed"? I dont believe it mostly bc the isnt even any real reason to use lead in such a product

let alone the health concern

[broken topaz]

apparently its something to seal the insulation, which unless your cup is broken in any way or manufacturing faults, your drink shouldnt ever be in contact with that

[broken topaz]

thats directly from an article describing a response they got from Stanley, the company, asking about the lead thing

[storm stream]

link?

[hot snow]

there's no soul for the forest to consume

[broken topaz]

i dunno how reliable this is, but for a Water Cup it should be reliable enough

https://www.wired.com/story/stanley-cup-lead-soldering/

@storm stream

[hot snow]

that shit has been disintegrated

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824789813516435476/1201163070672732220/tree.gif

oh yeah bz11k is still muted isn't he

[river zealot]

Oh hi mark

[hot snow]

I was gonna say I stole this gif from him

[river zealot]

I mean sam

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/car-deer-flying-knocked-away-car-speeding-gif-4793907

[broken topaz]

teehee he was just joking

[river zealot]

Fake

The fuse didnt explode

[pastel quartz]

Wait a minute

[pastel quartz]

There is lead in Stanley products

[broken topaz]

lol i got booted from one of the exams i signed up to

[hot snow]

this would be better without the cats but still pretty good

[broken topaz]

[river zealot]

What why

[toxic sundial]

There is lead in vaccines it's not necessarily dangerous except when consumed in very specific ways

[broken topaz]

Just says i have been forcefully removed from it due to missing qualification

but I should have the qualification

[pastel quartz]

I must destroy my Stanley

[broken topaz]

just like Asbestos

[storm stream]

I didn't imagine they would solder it shut. Interesting

[pastel quartz]

And use this lead to kill someone

[pastel quartz]

Yeah I know

I use asbestos in my labs so

[pastel quartz]

I'm ecologist and have immunity to chemicals

[toxic sundial]

Maybe do not do that

[broken topaz]

Dude asbestos would be so fucking goated if it wasnt so toxic

[pastel quartz]

I want to smash this clown with a toy hammer

[toxic sundial]

Asbestos isn't toxic, anthrax is the toxic one

[river zealot]

Toy hammer?

Barotrauma mentioned?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-hologra-usada-pekora-pekora-hammer-gif-22036007

[broken topaz]

Asbestos is toxic when inhaled as powder / fumes

Which happens when it gets damaged

So it usually isnt a problem

until it is

[pastel quartz]

Oh god

Embed fail

No my connection failed

[toxic sundial]

It's a general agitant that can cause problems but I don't think it's toxic, just carcinogenic 👍

[weak jackal]

real

[broken topaz]

nay if only it were so

[pastel quartz]

I wish to use chemicals to kill people

[broken topaz]

Aside from the more detrimental cancer causing properties

it also causes other less serious health risks

like Pleural plaques
Diffuse pleural thickening
Benign asbestos pleural effusions
Rounded atelectasis (folded lung)

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1204009393255882772/my_new_job.png?ex=65d32c20&is=65c0b720&hm=51f9943e658e7502bd36b4cb87c5acebfd364df2f4900dab50612bd5e6986cc5&

[pastel quartz]

I only want people to death and dinosaur to rule world again

[pastel quartz]

Real chad

I hope I get accepted by scp foundation

Maybe I should commit crimes

[hot snow]

this is for all you gunfuck wannabe americans in here

and actual americans cause they do exist

[pastel quartz]

Americans are ded like 3 century ago

Now we only have latinos

[hot snow]

take your meds oguzy

[pastel quartz]

Big booty mexican boys

[hot snow]

you're talking nonsense

[pastel quartz]

No I resist

[inland jackal]

I like the spiral ak

[pastel quartz]

I'm taking my meds at 5 pm

Now time is 2.21 pm

[hot snow]

are your walls moving?

I mean what

[pastel quartz]

My suffering is going to continue

[inland jackal]

2 ahead of me

[hot snow]

one ahead of mine

[broken topaz]

same time zone

[hot snow]

the minute is exact though

[broken topaz]

im coming to kill yoyu

[inland jackal]

Nou

[pastel quartz]

Somebody kidnapme

[broken topaz]

be ready

[pastel quartz]

My balls are moving sir

[inland jackal]

Always has been

[inland jackal]

Oke

[inland jackal]

Clear sky

[pastel quartz]

Guys what do you think about my girlfriend

[magic tartan]

hi brainfarters

how is your day ?

[hot snow]

gah damn the clear sky patch goes hard

[pastel quartz]

I'm on a date

[magic tartan]

today i got aware of people staying alive with much worse problems

[pastel quartz]

With my pookie bear

[hot snow]

your girlfriend has a sick clear sky patch

[magic tartan]

so i gave up on kms

[pastel quartz]

She is clear sky member

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz I thought that was myshinka

[magic tartan]

cool get that ass

[pastel quartz]

We will raid cnpp to stop strelok

[hot snow]

oguzy has myshinka captive confirmed

he's gonna make her create a particle accelerator for him

[pastel quartz]

What is that

[pastel quartz]

What is myshinka

[magic tartan]

it means mouse in russian

[pastel quartz]

Oh

I want a mouse

[hot snow]

and it's also a person

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[hot snow]

an engineer

that's better than me at life and I hate it

[pastel quartz]

I want a big mouse

[eager igloo]

What

[pastel quartz]

Now I'm gonna swith faction

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/reggie-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-venga-boys-reggie-rat-gif-25111832

a big mouse you say?

[hot snow]

OK time to leave

[inland jackal]

@hot snow

[hot snow]

hate that fuckin mutant rat

[inland jackal]

Cya

[pastel quartz]

Time to attac

[hot snow]

great heavens

[broken topaz]

he's not a mutant

i think he's magic

[inland jackal]

Momolith

[pastel quartz]

[inland jackal]

Imma check the prices of patches on aliexpress

[pastel quartz]

What is love

Baby dond hurt me

Yeah

Time to do shopping

[inland jackal]

Vladislav

[broken topaz]

Love is a 7 foot tall werewolf pouncing on you in the woods

i mean what

[pastel quartz]

I need bigger one

This one isn't that tall

Me 6'6 so I want to dominated by a bigger lady dimitrescu

[quaint ore]

A male or a female one

[inland jackal]

What the hail

[pastel quartz]

With a big fat dong

[weak jackal]

real

[broken topaz]

surprise me

[quaint ore]

It is either a good time or you get eaten alive

[weak jackal]

what if i... were a filthy yet mysterious bloodsucker... and you were a giant muscled werewolf over 7ft tall... ahah jk

unless...

[broken topaz]

How is it only a good time one way?

[pastel quartz]

Need

[quaint ore]

What are your rizz levels

[magic tartan]

your patches are fire, where did you get them ?

[pastel quartz]

Ali express

Me gonna send link

[weak jackal]

you'll never guess what just showed up on my home page

[inland jackal]

Send

[broken topaz]

im a rizzard

[broken topaz]

The rizzard of oz

actually

[quaint ore]

Then you get good time both ways

[magic tartan]

if you think about it, it works as bait

but too damn unoriginal

[quaint ore]

God

"Doesnt fake survival"

[pastel quartz]

LELEzhao'shop Store
https://a.aliexpress.com/_EIhBJBR

Bought from this mf

Oh god

Guys I gave my laptop for cleanup

But I forgor to close liveaction porn of sponge bob and sandy

How to get my computer with no evidence

[broken topaz]

im sure the tech that has to deal with you laptop

has seen worse

Trust me on this one

[pastel quartz]

Thank god I'm not a tech

I cant even imagine seeing dumbest hentai games ever made

[broken topaz]

My brother saw our own grandfathers gae dating profile

which included some of his preferences

[weak jackal]

its a VIDEO GAME its all FAKE

FOOLISH YOUTUBER

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

its all part of the simulation

its all fake

[pastel quartz]

Thank god my grandparents are ded

[broken topaz]

well he is now

[pastel quartz]

Once my father took his father to bitches

And my granpa fell because of ice and broke his arm before clapping some cheeks

[pastel quartz]

I need an alien t-shirt

Which the dude wears

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna be a little lunatic

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

american cops when they touch one nanoparticle of fentanyl

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz https://a.aliexpress.com/_mKdqCwe

I found an even cheaper

Patches

[toxic sundial]

Watch out, some old filters are asbestos lined and can be harmful

[pastel quartz]

Yeah but quality scares me

[inland jackal]

How so

Its all velcro

Velcro cant be bad quality

[broken topaz]

Yes it can

[inland jackal]

Really?

[broken topaz]

I bought straps to hold my vr full body trackers so i can prostitute myself virtually for real money

[pastel quartz]

I bought 3 of my patches for 1 price by using coupon

[broken topaz]

and now the straps dont even velcro anymore

it dont hold

[inland jackal]

We was talking about irl faction patches

[broken topaz]

I mean if you just gonna stick em on

and never take em off

cheap velcro is fine

but if its something you have to / want to undo/reattach a few times

shouldnt go with the cheapest fuckign thing ever

[pastel quartz]

Dond care I just want the mask for labratory work

To scare my colleagues

[toxic sundial]

Uh

Ok

[inland jackal]

Oguzy wants to die

[pastel quartz]

First objective is finding some twinks

Second objective is going to Chernobyl

Third objective is dying because of elepthant foot

[pale ingot]

looks like greece

[pale ingot]

mods, bomb greece

[broken topaz]

i had never listened to that video unmuted

god

why do people put such god awful audio over videos

[pastel quartz]

I missed him too much

[pale ingot]

thabk god i have my audio muted

[glad carbon]

its like a word of power

[pale ingot]

good ending?

[glad carbon]

you just say fentanyl and boom

[broken topaz]

literally the worst thing you could possibly hear

ever

in your life

[pastel quartz]

Going back to campus this week

So yes

[broken topaz]

its like a skyrim shout

Fen- Tah-Nyl

[glad carbon]

cum pass? is that like a hiking trail or something

[pale ingot]

show dont tell bro I'm boutta unmute my audio in public brb

[pastel quartz]

Going back to dorm to live with 4 dudes

Yeah

[broken topaz]

hell yea

[pastel quartz]

Cum pass for every dude

[pale ingot]

oh that stinks

[broken topaz]

5 dudes in a small room

hell yea

[pale ingot]

RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

[glad carbon]

10 balls

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

Wrong 9

[upper axle]

i love this meme

[pastel quartz]

I loss my ball

[broken topaz]

compress fucking gamma

[glad carbon]

damn

[upper axle]

i mean in this case nah

fool's errand

[pastel quartz]

Goku stole it from me

[glad carbon]

you'll get it back if ur balls touch another man's

[pale ingot]

skinstealer

[pastel quartz]

[upper axle]

honestly half the time i open this channel its like walking into a room like this

i love this image

[pale ingot]

your dingle is verrrry tiny

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1204007893989466142/IMG_2023.png?ex=65d32abb&is=65c0b5bb&hm=4dec0dcee15e0e1dfd813e5f552f99816e6a055664859f16174ab89a56db28fa&

[finite quest]

well

today i woke up

and sang just the two of us

bc i felt like it

[grizzled meadow]

Cheesed to meet you

[weak jackal]

we can make it if we try

[finite quest]

then i looked out my window and saw a homeless guy running around

true story

retard ran into a tree while high

[broken topaz]

i hope you have a gouda day

[finite quest]

be careful kids

[finite quest]

im the goat!

[finite quest]

goat chez, yum.

i made some gifs of my pfp

[pale ingot]

i feel like im unusually good at remembering song lyric and rhythm and tone on songs ive listened to only a few times

[finite quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198424697277255680/1203978954252488714/caption.gif?ex=65d30fc7&is=65c09ac7&hm=0cadf73704be1dc1a95d5c14b08600da6263e2db03bc3078a472033a1e957484& im literally an artist

same ham

why did it 1984 me

i didnt even say 1984

LOL

[pale ingot]

like i know hotel california by heart

[grizzled meadow]

It's my cheddar

[broken topaz]

it says 1984 in the image link

[finite quest]

give it away i know good

[broken topaz]

lol

[finite quest]

posed to death by the faint

out of touch

california dreamin

just the two of us

who do you voodoo

WHO DO YU VOODOO BIATCH!

leave

[pale ingot]

i know most of psychosocial by slipknot ngl

[broken topaz]

SAM B GOT DA THANG THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon
I have no loyalty for anyone, never did, never will

[finite quest]

thangs that go bump in the night..

haha...

me..

sam b...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198424697277255680/1203898360541614080/caption.gif?ex=65d2c4b8&is=65c04fb8&hm=12e69f3c95dc4013d3793bdabafe382e30094b0b5b80f5d6516120af68a247db&

by me aswell

FUCK

YOU

Jebediah!

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-funny-horse-animal-funny-animal-side-eye-gif-9535896465412968428

[finite quest]

thats a jebediah right there

[broken topaz]

They dont make musicians like sam b anymore

[finite quest]

yeah

it sucks

if sam b was an actual rapper

itd be fire

New Awhleans.

[pale ingot]

i was thinking more of a Randall or a Ronny

[finite quest]

sam b in the games has like

no wrists

theyre tiny as shit