#🎪bruh-fart
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speaking of which I haven't seen him here in a bit
mangia mangia
what
eat,eat
I really am good
God no
you think I have the mental fortitude to moderate you ANIMALS?
what if i... were a scorpion... and you were a frog... and we crossed the lake together...
and it was in my nature...
would u sting me 🫣
maybe 🥺
Maybe I should try some story mods for fo4
do the cool spooky lovecraft one
good morning chat, god hates me, it is Friday
Hello
well okay, hate me a bit of a exaggeration
but he definitely has some beef with me, cos I am not allowed to sleep late anymore
God can't hate you since he's dead
myshinka do you understand moonspeak?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
ALOOOOOOOOOOOO
name 1 after me
let her get grappled by snakes

I can romance 'em
DOES ANYONE UNDERSTANDS WRITTEN MOONSPEAK HEEEERE
nooo that alien cloaca aint worth it
🥺
I can speak in moons if that's what you mean
I dont think anyone here speaks japanese
did you get imported mix
just google translate app it
photo
put the stick in ur
no
because why not
you're the one who got japanese hot cocoa sticks
1 stick+120ml warm milk
well
just do that then
I WANT TO DO IT BY THE BOOKS
what else do oyu want
what else could it be
not fucking water man
just eat the stick
what is wrong with you
@placid sail they got aspartame in that
is there anything about timing?

So
am I going to become a woman
I can make aspartame
put the fuckijg stick in the goddammit milk
My cylinder stuck inside a jar
what in the god forsaken hell scape makes you think it's so hard
DUDE I CAN FUCKING WING IT AT ANY TIME
How can I take it out without harming the cylinder
THEN DK IT
BUT I WANTED TO TRY TO GET THE FULL INSTRUCTION FIRST IF I CAN
YOU DONT NEED IT ITA A FUCKING STIXK
DON'T DISRESPECT THE INGENUITY OF WEEB ENGINEERS LIKE THAT
I hate the japanese for making this conversation possible to exist
japan must be destroyed
I love japanese because they make funny food stuff
I hate japanese culture
I agree
@placid sail its easy
yeah I love when they make people have a mental breakdown over how to use a cocoa stick
add a stick to hot milk
And filthy frank is ded so japan has nothing to do
god damn bro
Can you chunk these nuts
japanese ingenuity
the chunks from the cocoa powder

BUT IT'S ALL INSIDE THE STICK HOW CAN I TELL
@placid sail do you know how to heat up milk
Just stick a spoon in it
you dense motherfucker just stir until there's no hard bits left
Then take those things with a spoon
buddy I think you mistake me for meowmachine
I can make a lasagna for you from scratch
I'm just pedantic
and dense as a brick wall
you're stupid!!!
OI
how is my character lookin
FUCKING FISH!
I need to go home and post that meme
balls chin, now
yeah man
Literally me
hater
I'm bouta order this japanese shit and film myself using them just to make you understand
how unbelievably simple it is
Batman
that's cat man
ladies and gentlemen, and this is how we get em
spy vs spy mf
what mewing does to a mf
you can't get me
they tried
Oh god
they all failed
I already indoctrinated you into buying weeb products, foolish fish
this is legit scaring the shit out of me
Judy from Zootopia
uncanny lone wanderer
you already did it to yourself you denying cuckold
Me gonna sell that thing to a child for double price
you're the one who bought cocoa sticks
I mean, I literally stated to brainfart what I bought, if I was in any denial about it I wouldn't have said anything here

I need a falco body pillow
you're denying the simplicity of it
of fucking
sticks
also I have a giant ass pile of instant ramens now
gastritis speedrun
I KNOW IT'S SIMPLE BUT I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IF THERE'S ANY NUANCES TO IT
madi we dont all have silly little twink gut like you
some asian shit I ain't reading all that
we can eat real food
my brother in christ I know asians are smart but they're not gonna put drugs in the cocoa sticks or something
shurup
all you can eat is rice
I'd love to have some but its not gonna happen
now i want to make myself a 50 cent bowl of cancer
also if the number on the package means anything you have 70 or those sticks
so you better get to slurpin
i kinda wanna go make it right now and drop a couple of eggs in it
my eggs always come out kinda fucked up in ramen tbh
flavorless
it's the cocoa percentage bruh
the what percentage
(my name is kokopelli)
(cocoapelli)
how do you know
I'm eating a cow
I thought you didn't know yapanese
cocoa 70, hi-bitter
oh wait nvm
70 is the percentage tho
I thought it's those funky sticks that you put right in the liquid
but it's just packets
which you open and pour out
well that's no fun
no you need chocolate milk straws for that
where's the fun in that, we couldn't have explored the instructions together that way, and you couldn't have enjoyed the illusion of me being stupid
80 % is better
my confusion was based on the fact that I ordered some tea sticks some time ago
and they had those little holes in it, and you put the stick itself into water
without opening it
you like tea sticks? what are you? gay! tea??
what is with you and getting sticks instead of powder
I was curious, and it turned out pretty mid for a tea
Coffee to death
whats next? you like fish sticks instead of battered fish?
Tea is bad
tea is eh
I don't like fish
wrong
only canned tuna
tuna sandwich with mayo be fire tho
i havent had one in uhmm
like 10 years
story time: when i was 7 years old i played fallout 3 for the first time in 2008, in character creation i gave my character a "Combover" hairstyle because i thought it was supposed to just be regular hair "combed over"
is this jaboopy
me? no
yes
Aloo
this is cocoapelli
no it's him
What moonspeak
i'm him
just look at the rant we had
hola
If one gets grappled by snakes I will name her after you
and I thought I was a mountain man
you are A mountain
when you're a kid you miss all the funny shit they put in kid movies to keep the parents entertained
maybe it's cause of the bipedal animals
the giant evil snake
the evil looking moles
it also has crawling cacti and a badass gunslinger snake with a gatling gun instead of a rattle
the weird dream sequences
no I'm pretty sure it was just rango
chameleons are scary
oh yeah and the chick he likes was also fucking terrifying for me
Randall Thymes escaped Rikers
yeah that
holy shit he's back on the board
i think this would qualify as a scalie situation
not furry
but beans is a lizard
we were talking about beans
yeah I guess
I'm not afraid of them now
I've conquered my fears
SONG NAME
I'm not anymore
you're gonna build a particle accelerator that kills furries?
take the quiz and find out
i took it
#INVISIBLE
#DuranDuran
#FUTUREPAST
#Lyrics
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/09h7yKAglR50jGHrWFh6RN?si=4fcc0016a0614bec
INVISIBLE Lyrics:
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Shy one) Walking by the wall
(Shy one) The shadows will not fall
(Shy one) Is silently ignored
(Quiet one) Discouraged by the noise
(Quie...
rat chan finally has a degree to build a machine that will get er some bitches
skip to 50 seconds
must've gotten the good ending with the venom snake fuck n suck
that's not a rat
well damn
did you get that one too
no I got the one where the deer hoe in the labcoat does some unremarkable things
oh the song was straight up in MGSV
i think this is a meme, idk i like the song and i like metal gear rising.
yeah
you wouldnt tell me the song name
you're a fuck
born to die frog is a fuck kill em all 1984 i am trash man 410,757,864,530 dead soviets
wym
its literally just the word invisible
yeah but it's so low quality i never would have found it from that
you need to just admit you're a bad person 
sorry babe
CURSE OF ZEUS
go to sleep
song- Snowfall (sped up)
https://youtu.be/6QY0jCudOfY
audio exeprt is from galaxy in flames
(original video)- https://youtu.be/-p5786lgn08

is this a dead chat moment

dead chat but i just began downloading the eisenhorn audiobooks
this is going to be my first one
reading while you do stuff that has ur hands occupied
you don't read an audio book
and yeah especially warhammer audiobooks because if you're a warhammer nerd you're probably painting models
that's why it's called audio
nah u picture the words and read em
i'm gonna read your audio buddy if you dont be careful
what
you heard me
you can try
oh look at that i just did
what do I sound like
a sophisticated gentleman
yeah i heard that
you should read Galaxy's Edge
all I hear from frog Is meowing and croaking
mrow
No school no work just meow meow
prolly the best book series I read in hs
erm. 40k only!
Fr
"read"? yeah right, like i would be caught dead knowing how to do that
40k readers rule anything else drools
im going to trap you in a virtual hell
the corpse emperor
they're brainwashed by other men's fluids
yeah i scrubbed it real good
ur supposed to massage it in
and rinse it off
what are we talking about here
come on
oh no, you've been spunk washed too
poor codfella
that's not what I meant
fish don't have enough brain to be brainwashed
you should know this
i'll dangle out some bait for you then
🪝
better be some premium tuna
nah its a lil wormie
otherwise I might as well be eating dirt
🪱
fuck that
who up playing with they wormie
We scratching out the dingleberrys with this one
give me a damn sandwich or sumet
🗣️
im pissin out my ass man
You can have shit and sugar sandwhich final offer
that's diharea for ya
Who up wonking they willy rn
willy wonkers:
Why you got him saved lad
Ayo
Freaky Bob 👅
you have become a target for freaky bob
bro that's just shrek
🤨
kiwi on pizza are you kidding me right now
I dont like kiwi or pineapple
Kiwi on pizza is goated
I'd be enemies of both
I prefer tea leaves on pizza
where you live they eat mashed peas on french fries
No they don’t
may aswell crumble a grandparent’s ashes onto the pizza if you’re putting tea leaves on it
Dunno where the hell you’ve seen that but that ain’t the uk I known
oh that explains it
the UK
Oh lord here we go again
it would probably be less gross
Gambit
no
Where are you from my good friend
yes
Makes sense

Meet me a Birmingham
Grandad isn’t dead so gotta make do
mf actually thinking ill give him ammunition 
What are your thoughts on British food? To people overseas, traditional snacks enjoyed by those in the UK can look a bit odd to everyone else in comparison. So when a man shared an image of “mushy peas, chips, and gravy” online that admittedly looks less than appetizing, people shared their thoughts...
hi gambrit
not much better
Every country has their fair share of food that people find disgusting
you acted like you had no idea what i was talking about
You said mash
dude that looks so fucking nasty
who in the world would eat that
you're just trying to dodge your own retardation
jellied eels
Mushy peas is pog
other than britain
the entirety of british "food" is disgusting
what do you call mashed potatos
Atleast get what your talking about right
mushy potatos?
Mash
yeah i said mashed peas not "mash"
fucking mushed peas.. on fries
this dude
Mushy peas is somet else
we should nuke Britain
I went to london once and not only did I not get stabbed but the food was good
I do not give a single fuck
what happened since then
come do somet if your bad

it be like that sometimes
stop being cringe, you're embarrasing the class
I'll cum put me house
come to birmingham ask for danny g and i'll break ya fuckin legs
and I'll break yo focken legs
Danny g would have you lad
i'll come out me house and i'll break ya fuckin legs!!!!!!!!!
im assuming you ate like.. french food in britain or like italian food in britain? Because british, british food is fucking disgusting
maybe
Beef wellington
he was irish, working as a british general but sure
nah nah dont push the blame onto another country this peas on french fries business is entirely bri ish
That reminds me on about foreign
Nah pal
I can't really speak since most romanian specific foods also suck
but we do have some bangers
It’s India’s fault
lmao
Should of let us keep that rock
Anyway speaking of foreign
A asylum seeker came here in 2018 and like 2 days ago threw acid on a mother and her child

Nd got done not long after coming for sexual crime
where are these people getting so much acid for throwing
Why the fuck was he allowed to stay
Shops sell it
the brit's about to get racist guys, watch out
I thought that crazy shit only happened in america

get yer throwing acid here

I don’t need to be racist foreigners are terrified of coming where I am

It’s like the Harrison of the uk 

it's all guns and fistfights in america you dont really ever see acid attacks or nail bombs or mass vehicular homicide over here
those horrific ways to die are really only seen in europe
Here it’s acid and some brutal knives
I doubt it
Warra time
Americans are crazy enough to do anythjng
Speaking of racism
craziest i ever heard of in america was someone eating faces on bath salts like 10 years ago
I remember my high school basically had race wars 
single isolated incident
We had a guy on drugs steal a car and start shouting that he was a descendent of god
Speeding through narrow streets
Like
Most us trucks probably wouldn’t fit on our roads they are that narrow
lol did you see the video of the guy tearing down the middle eastern flag someone put up in some residential area
someone drives up in a car and wants to throw hands
my head hurts so bad
5pm hangover
i should've known i drink more when i'm drunk 
I see that as a absolute w
If your flying a flag in another country be prepared to have people not like it
oh yeah it was dope, he threw a ladder at the guy that came after him lmao
yea.. drink more water fucking idiot 
chugging

don't take advice from the britain
Mate
Viral video from Tower Hamlets features a British man supporting Israel, climbing a streetlight, and tearing down Palestinian flags. The incident initially faced resistance from Palestinian supporters but later escalated into conflicts and fights.
#breakingnews #latestnews #youtubevideos #jerusalem #terrorattack #terrorism #israelattacktoday #g...
If there’s one advice you can take from us
he's clearly an alcoholic
It’s drinking
we have a br*tish scum in here?
true!
yeah, hydro
wow dont have to be so open about it
yeah clearly
Watch it lad I’ll have your ass in Birmingham faster then you can blink
Lad? But I'm a lady..
bri ish "people" still have feelings
your drinking advice is as good as a drunk uncles
Yes don’t go to Birmingham then
Damn that’s what my uncle said to me when he watched me sleep
you should just change your name to Danny G honestly
most famous birmingham brawler
Danny g is wet
I’d have him
@atomic crane think Danny g is bad? This guy could lay you and 4 members of your family out at the same time
And that’s not even a joke the guy is solid
One of most famous boxers in uk
which one?
45 wins 2 losses the rest draws
That isn’t a act
He did that after boxing

I got 2 sports games tomorrow

Watching football at 12:30 then going watching rugby at 5:30

Gonna be good
Just can’t drink too much or won’t get let into rugby stadium 
kil
Can't pregame rugby?
haha pp
yooo... waiitt... thwgsh
... thatdm... yhhqts... dreamy..
k if its from this server idgaf no more.
damn why so dramatic
nothing possibly nsfw in that doc
nvm 
thank u
also make her use a sword if possible
i shall study the blade
I have one swordmaster, she's mad
myshinka
Saul Tarvitz is not confirmed to be dead, for all we know he survived the bombardment
fry the day
welcome back bird person
oh my god oh hell no
personally I prefer no dick vein snickers
the dick vain is too intrusive
W
VV
Actually in english it would be UU
do NOT put a w in the middle of it though
☠️
:3
what happened to the most recent maja clone
Which is?
you're still here
don't tell me they managed to get banned
I dunno some supposed 18 year old that had the nickname uuu or something
you're more of a maja clone than I ever will be
but at least you have phases of normality
maja is a clone of me
maja was stupid before you started having stupid phases
still here
where
i think the clone is a brainfart reject
what does that mean
Not the little dark souls mushroom boy !!+
is that like the opposite of a brain farther exile
nvm shes in newbies chat
exactly
that's not gonna last long im sure
I love dark souls mushroom men
spookey
imagine not having max level nvgs
i am yet to find expert tools
do
here we go
Why would the jonkler laught at Man bat for saying Officer balls? Is he crazy?
At this point just play ready or not
If it was good that is
The game is good
Why does my rice taste a bit fruity
nah im good for now
Id say it needed more time in the oven before releasinf
1.0
Cuz wow the update was 1 step forward two steps back
Kicked from brainfart by Falco
Brainfart drama
Brainfart cleansing
Rel
Good morning
A retard
Mornin Woodman
hi
Can't believe I went away from this discord and missed the fat juicy farty brain drama
Truly a regrettable experience
bro got night vision goggles on his axon body cam
I'd say we should let him cook
Idk how people play bodycam style though, gives me a headache
exactly
but who said its a body cam
its one of those smart glasses with camera
donar
Nice ass
If you are close enough you are too close
nuh uh
Yuh uh
jumping powers engage
what are chimeras
cat dog
Wait you mean shooting it in the face as it fly towards you?
Yea that's what I do
Chimeras when I have the A+D key
When it's alone
well you're not doing it close enough then
But there's always some damn lurker around too
pseudogiants are easy to dodge
brother I literally got jumped by 4 chimeras and I took them out with like 6 23mm shotgun shells
ks-23 goes hard
It does
i got the chimera hunter
that'd lame
I couldn't find one part to fix it
only 2 shells
i like it more than ks
why
feels right
it's just worse
It has funky name
what
ks23 icon looks like its made out of plastic
A under barrel GL also goes hard ( it one shots chimeras)
what do you mean
Blunderbuss
why would you waste a grenade instead of one or 2 shells
Because I'm not broke
plus the aiming with underbarells is fucky
It isnt
it is
yeah not to mention you're probably just gonna hurt yourself with the shrapnel
Not an issue
totally
when aiming the trajectory auto-elevates for the nade to fall right where you aim
well not everyone has the patience to fix every artifact they find to max condition
that's not what I mean
the ironsight itself is fucky
it's too thick
huh?
That's right, but im talking about why I'm not worried about it in particular
take it out of context all you want you know what I mean
you mean the front sight post is too wide?
Depends on ugl
I dont believe Ive had such a prblem
I remember using an underbarrel and just thinking it's too thikc
Ak12 monolith has ugl with holo sight
nah hipfire is sucky
No it aint
yes
Nuh uh
either way using 23mm shells is more satisfying that blowing the thing up
What color patterns for my soldiers in xcom2 should I choose
whether or not it's more effective
I usually make a color pattern per subclass
Ofc it's a very good gun and feels satisfying
But I had to put it down for the RAPTOR though
well you don't use the raptor for hunting
yeah but it's not generally advisable for hunting
??????
It's the best shotgun in the game
Shreds mutants in seconds
Pseudogiants and chimeras all melt from it
Since it's fully automatic
Hunting isn't an issue with it
Not to mention it comes with a drum mag so it has the added bonus of not manually inserting every shell
@weak jackal what color pattern you want the swordmasters to be? Main + secondary color, gun will be in secondary color too
20 12 gauge reloaded in 3 seconds is fucking broken tbh
Yes that's why only UNISG has it
It's so over
Last time I opted for bright yellow + black
black n dark orange
Sounds nice
bagguette is when vodka
I love retiring when I'm 64, nothing beats that imo
This wakes me up and gives me motivation
Oh oh and the crippling housing crisis
That's where the burning passion comes from
for every landlord killedm you create 5 homes for those less fortunate
But but landlords deserve our respect without them how will we be throw honeybuns at homeless people
Black mesa
yipee
balkan mesa
wtf is that Moscow Metro logo ahh phone
Hello Moto
the hair paint also costs like 100 dollars
or something I dunno
Btw rookie soldier who dies in tutorial was called menace-3
which menace are you
Hair dye for 100 bucks?!? We live in a society
I dont fuckin know
Im the commander so Menace-1 I guess
it's definitely enough to be listed
motorola
commander and engineer?
you've got a stacked portfolio
Okay I got 7 more subclasses to give out
spy
You want covert ranger or are you making tf2 reference
it's almost definitely a tf2 referance
tf2
w doesn't know what gmod is so I doubt he knows what the fuck you're talking about
@grizzled meadow @heavy peak
true
menace 1-5, this is central, hit that griddy
this is a question I asked myself every time I hear the word sperm
Renner that's a gif I can't hear it
think harder
I dont get it if it's a joke
classic
10 years
yeah I really don't get it
In the joint
I think I just don't belong to whatever human group lives in this server
Made you a
Made you a tissue
the ?
Wrong media mb
Fucking pussy
What, you think you're better than me?
Bring that shit, Kazuma!!!
this happens to my pc everytime i try to run a game that uses over 40 percent of my gpu
Handling +10%
min ergo build
jokes on you it wasn't blurred to begin with it was blacked out
rare bz11k mute incoming
Fed
so mild
nerd react me all you want you can't say I'm wrong
bangs nickelodeon
I can't wait for the 11th of September so we can all post funny towers
After you
Here, have this random photo of hungarian punks from the 80's
@placid sail (bz11k) has been muted for 5 days for reason: 9/11 meme -5d
all I think of when I hear hungarian is how much I wish they weren't in my country
bruh
does that mean I get muted too for referencing it
it would be my first mute believe it or not
the rules are intentionally vague
not sure why there's been tons of people muted for the same memes 
Real
sir you dont have freedom of speech
it wasn't even speech it was a meme
and it wasn't even in real life
it was a video game
It's like a 4th layer abstraction of an event from 23 years ago
False until you point where they are vague
that didn't even happen in any of the countries of the people in chat right now
zis u
I mean as long as it's not in meme form you're pretty safe
like I've said some stuff that definitely borders a mute
and I'm fine
its so over when u know the original audio
I dont so idc
wait mods one question




