You need a carry permit for anything outside of private property
#đŞbruh-fart
deep topaz
atomic crane
if i catch you open carrying i'm reaching for it like i did with that police officer
pastel quartz
I do, I keep a bren 10 in my purse with my license
deep topaz
With the little t Rex grabber
atomic crane
I do, I keep a bren 10 in my purse with my license
pastel quartz
https://tenor.com/view/heatblast-gif-20280376
not that bren 10
deep topaz
That reminds me
tulip ravine
I have a butter knife I sharpened on concrete 
pastel quartz
a discontinued 10mm from the 80s
atomic crane
bren 10 â¤ď¸
deep topaz
Why the fuck do people buy life cards and shit instead of an actual gun
tulip ravine
Wanna know what I find insane
gilded blade
Insurance cards?
deep topaz
Boy I sure do hope I don't miss with my single shot of 22 out of a 1 inch barrel
tulip ravine
You canât own certain knifes like balisongs
atomic crane
i would rather have 16 rounds of 9mm rather than 10 rounds of 10mm but hey any gun is better than no gun
pastel quartz
bren 10 â¤ď¸
tulip ravine
But technically thereâs no law to making a whip with razor blades
pastel quartz
its this
deep topaz
These
pastel quartz
its basically a movie gun, appeared in miami vice
atomic crane
looks like a hi-power
pastel quartz
but I bought it anyway
tulip ravine
A lad I know used to carry around a fucking bull whip 
Cracked some lads with it nd all
pastel quartz
looks like a hi-power
yeah, thats why you dont know about it, its discontinued
deep topaz
But technically thereâs no law to making a whip with razor blades
That's called a cat of nine tails
Used on jesus
pastel quartz
it was popular in the 80s
atomic crane
and apparently only has 10 rounds in a magazine
tulip ravine
That's called a cat of nine tails
Aktually the cat o nine tails uses lead shots or scrap metal, not razor blades
atomic crane
dont like that personally, same reason i wouldnt carry a 1911
deep topaz
If you want to make a cat of nine tails just use razor blades
They didn't have those in 1 AD
atomic crane
But technically thereâs no law to making a whip with razor blades
least psychotic united kingdom resident
pastel quartz
dont like that personally, same reason i wouldnt carry a 1911
but hey, don johnson used it in the entirety of miami vice
1984 to 1989
deep topaz
Flails are awesome till you hit yourself in the balls with a mace on a chain
pastel quartz
thats what got me sold
atomic crane
but hey, don johnson used it in the entirety of miami vice
there's some cool factor for it sure but i want 16 caps to pop in a fool
not just 10
tulip ravine
Flails are awesome till you hit yourself in the balls with a mace on a chain
Thatâs just how you hype yourself up in a fight
Just demolish your balls and you rage
pastel quartz
there's some cool factor for it sure but i want 16 caps to pop in a fool
its in 10mm pretty sure It'll drop anyone who tries to rob me
deep topaz
Just carry an epi pen if you need a rage spell
atomic crane
thats 10 chances to hit them, 6 less than what i got
and getting bullets on target matters more than how hard those bullets hit
pastel quartz
especially in my current state, I need the defense
tulip ravine
Man whatever happens to just having good old fist fights
Kids here stabbing and shooting eachother
Same over your sides
Sad times man
pastel quartz
I don't trust my bf with it, he doesnt know what he's doing
atomic crane
women dont generally win in fist fights against men
there are exceptions of course but im pretty sure they dont win in 90% of cases
tulip ravine
women dont generally win in fist fights against men
Debatable my Mrs could lowkey rock majority of guys and sheâs pretty average
tulip ravine
Lad atleast ours can see their toes relax yourself
atomic crane
the fat keeps em docile
tulip ravine
But seriously all she did was go to a mma gym
atomic crane
dont go fist fighting no one
pastel quartz
women dont generally win in fist fights against men
my chance of winning a fistfight is 0000.1%
I need to protect myself somehow
tulip ravine
Learn to fight
atomic crane
this guy is from the UK where the streets are like bloodsport arenas
grew up gladiating
pastel quartz
Learn to fight <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
or just use the self defense tool uncle sam gave me
atomic crane
over this side of the pond we prefer to keep our pretty faces and our lives
tulip ravine
grew up gladiating
I literally had a fight yesterday nd all
Nothing too major like both has busted lip and nose bleed
Made up in end and we good now
Just had to settle differences
atomic crane
case in point lol never woulda had a busted lip if you just shot his ass
DIE DIE DIE
haha jk
pastel quartz
over this side of the pond we prefer to keep our pretty faces and our lives
I don't think my bf can even hurt a fly, even defend himself and me against a robber, so I prefer to keep that 10 on me
tulip ravine
Yeah but the major difference is mate the majority of people donât carry, shooting someone over a simple fight is a bit overkill
Obviously there are exceptions I mean
atomic crane
Yeah but the major difference is mate the majority of people donât carry, shooti...
nah killem all
cunning tree
its in 10mm pretty sure It'll drop anyone who tries to rob me
10mm đ
just use 9mm or 5.7 if you want to feel like a belgian hitman
atomic crane
best part is blades are more gruesome than bullets lmao
pastel quartz
Thereâs 12 year olds walk around with katanas
probably katanas that they found on wish
tulip ravine
Stab me in my stomach? Fuck that
pastel quartz
>10mm đ
just use 9mm or 5.7 if you want to feel like a belgian hitman
I wanted to feel like james sonny crockett from miami vice, so I bought the bren 10
tulip ravine
probably katanas that they found on wish
This is quite a common knife you will see
atomic crane
>10mm đ
just use 9mm or 5.7 if you want to feel like a belgian hitman
why would you even suggest carrying a 5.7
silly ass
cunning tree
why would you even suggest carrying a 5.7
that was a joke
atomic crane
oh lol
cunning tree
im serious abt 9mm tho
tulip ravine
pastel quartz
why would you even suggest carrying a 5.7
the ammo would cost more than a month of baby food alone
tulip ravine
FUCK SAKE
pastel quartz
I don't need to spend money on bullets, just lots and lots of baby food
tulip ravine
This is a common type of knife people carry
atomic crane
yeah i was saying stella should carry a 9 purely for the higher mag capacity
having the bigger bullet doesnt matter if you ran out of ammo and still haven't actually hit the dude
pastel quartz
that top one is mall ninja shit
tulip ravine
that top one is mall ninja shit
Called zombie killers here
cunning tree
having the bigger bullet doesnt matter if you ran out of ammo and still haven't ...
maybe consider a 10mm if u live in like... montana
atomic crane
disagree, if you're worried about wildlife you should get a .45 or a magnum revolver
pastel quartz
Hooks to pull insides out on way out
but the material those blades are made out of are cheap chinese stuff
tulip ravine
but the material those blades are made out of are cheap chinese stuff
Thatâs what you think
pastel quartz
a hook knife is for that
atomic crane
if you're a woman then you should know better or carry a long gun
tulip ravine
Even if it bends like sometimes happen
pastel quartz
if you're a woman then you should know better or carry a long gun
but hey a 10 is better than shitty pepper spray
tulip ravine
They will just hammer your skull with the handle
atomic crane
but hey a 10 is better than shitty pepper spray
yeah any gun is better than no gun for sure
i would upgrade when i could tho
pastel quartz
They will just hammer your skull with the handle
jesus, have ya'll even moved on than dueling it like knights
pastel quartz
I can just imagine two blokes dueling in an alley wielding longswords
atomic crane
https://vxtwitter.com/VivaDaRevo/status/1747455758373937309
hey quagmiyah
fading shuttle
Guns were a mistake, I want shadowy robed figures with foreign daggers to jump me
gilded blade
hey quagmiyah
Hey Peter! What do you want?
pastel quartz
yeah any gun is better than no gun for sure
either that, or a po8 luger
atomic crane
either that, or a po8 luger
get outta here with ur sillyass
pastel quartz
with an eagle stamped on it and the holster
pastel quartz
get outta here with ur sillyass
a family heirloom, my dad gave it to me
never used it though
atomic crane
a family heirloom, my dad gave it to me
okay, you're still sillyass
pastel quartz
okay, you're still sillyass
it would be silly if I used that instead
so I just use the 10
atomic crane
yeah that's what i'm sayin
pastel quartz
plus like I can't get new guns
my bf, the man thats supposed to protect me gets queasy around guns
pastel quartz
he doesn't want anything to do with them
atomic crane
some people just cant doomguy it up
pastel quartz
that's a sad scenario
but I get it, he's canadian
atomic crane
does he not play video games
i mean we're in the stalker gamma discord so i feel like you play a video game or two
pastel quartz
does he not play video games
rpg fantasy games
atomic crane
baldurs gate kind of guy
pastel quartz
i mean we're in the stalker gamma discord so i feel like you play a video game o...
I play video games, but him? he plays on a board game
pastel quartz
baldurs gate kind of guy
nah, dnd type of guy
atomic crane
oh that balances it out a bit, only playing TTRPGs kinda makes him a rare breed
pastel quartz
every weekend he invites his friends over
they play dnd for hours
I didn't understand it, but know better to not question it
atomic crane
shit that sounds pretty lit
i mean dnd takes forever
hours at a time, months for a campaign
i love dnd but it really has to be run by someone who's good at the worldbuilding part
and regular old dnd is kinda mid, homebrew universes are where its at
like worlds that are dark and mysterious rather than flowery and magical like regular DnD is
theres darker elements in dnd but overall it's really just typical fantasy and i prefer a setting that's more dreary
pastel quartz
i love dnd but it really has to be run by someone who's good at the worldbuildin...
I don't mean to be rude to him, but I didnt want to be refered to as "queen Stellania"
atomic crane
you're supposed to pick your own name
when you make your character
i grew up doing all kinds of nerdy roleplaying shit so it came naturally to me
pastel quartz
when you make your character
except he gave me that, when he approached me then, he handed me a note written in old english and that name popped up
atomic crane
are you fucking with me
pastel quartz
not fucking kidding thats what it said
atomic crane
like is this an elaborate troll or are you saying you legitimately have a boyfriend that only plays tabletop and he handed you a note written in old english
pastel quartz
like is this an elaborate troll or are you saying you legitimately have a boyfri...
not a troll, thats how he really is
atomic crane
đ
pastel quartz
I fucking wish I made that up
but I found it cute and just laughed
I didn't know what to make of the situation so I just laughed in a non mocking manner
atomic crane
idk im a judgemental prick so
pastel quartz
I love him, he's nice honest and all, but goddamn he's wierd
atomic crane
that's such a stereotypical nerd thing to do tho
its so hard to believe
i still think you're trolling
pastel quartz
i still think you're trolling
eh, dont blame you, thats just what he does in his free time
he's just sometimes like that
river robin
not a troll, thats how he really is
Autism levels they speak of only in myths.
atomic crane
ryry saying what we're all thinking
tender karma
real
atomic crane
oh true
and also doxed someone who solicited them for nudes
cant forget the classic
pastel quartz
who said I couldn't afford tuition
river robin
Stella moment
tender karma
nah, dnd type of guy
he ever played cyberpunk 2020 or red?
atomic crane
cyberpunk red 
pastel quartz
oh, I'm sorry let me rephrase, what it really is, is I spend that allowance on the essentials, if it aint essential I aint dumping money in it
pastel quartz
he ever played cyberpunk 2020 or red?
red
atomic crane
stella's house of cards, web of lies
pastel quartz
where my excess goes is my bfs hobbies rn
river robin
I wouldnât trust anyone in brainfart to handle large sums of money.
tender karma
oh, I'm sorry let me rephrase, what it really is, is I spend that allowance on t...
me waiting until my my next check when I get my $300 overtime bonus so i can go to the gunstore down the road from my house and look at the military surplus shit
pastel quartz
I wouldnât trust anyone in brainfart to handle large sums of money.
I BOUGHT THAT YEARS AGO DUDE
river robin
I BOUGHT THAT YEARS AGO DUDE
My statement still stands.
This changes nothing.
atomic crane
I wouldnât trust anyone in brainfart to handle large sums of money.
i would use a thousand of it to get a stock broker and then put the rest of it into a portfolio
pastel quartz
My statement still stands.
This changes nothing.
damn thats crazy
uncut obsidian
wait what are you talking about
glad carbon
wait what are you talking about
not you
atomic crane
wait what are you talking about
whats it to you
river robin
wait what are you talking about
atomic crane
know someone with a mommy fetish? huh?
glad carbon
@atomic crane hi kokopilates
river robin
you aint him
Heâs him
atomic crane
you aint him
i got my DNA test back
river robin
Really
atomic crane
turns out i'm 100% Himalayan
pastel quartz
as crazy as it sounds, thats what my current situation is, despite all that, my lifes still boring,
glad carbon
i got my DNA test back
i drank it sorry
river robin
Heâs really him
glad carbon
that was the other guy's dna test you got
pastel quartz
thats where its stuck in
atomic crane
Frog forgot i'm him
river robin
as crazy as it sounds, thats what my current situation is, despite all that, my ...
Make interest. Take up a hobby.
Like constantly calling people dumb online.
glad carbon
Frog forgot i'm him
no, you're someone, you just aint him
river robin
no, you're someone, you just aint him
But that someone might be him
pastel quartz
In that case, thanks for listening
tulip ravine
Go to a football game join the ultras
uncut obsidian
know someone with a mommy fetish? huh?
you
uncut obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-23088083
caught in 4k
pastel quartz
Make interest. Take up a hobby.
Like constantly calling people dumb online.
my hobby is playing games for hours
generally unproductive shit
most of my time Is spent in front of a monitor
tender karma
he is the bar, and your below it
pastel quartz
he is the bar, and your below it
anything else is I do work assigned to me
river robin
my hobby is playing games for hours
Try art.
Try writing.
Try branching out in what music types you listen to.
Cooking.
Try specific foods, cheese comes to mind. Lots of fancy cheeses out there.
Lift weights.
Hike.
All of these Iâve tried.
Some I havenât liked, some I enjoyed.
pastel quartz
I haven't gone that low
tender karma
anything else is I do work assigned to me
I'm the same way I go to work I come home I make dinner then I lay around and play games
river robin
Basically: just do something new.
Itâs that simple
tender karma
but I like my routine
atomic crane
i like to jog, i like to Push Up, i like to Row Invertedly
tender karma
deviating from my routine causes me stress and anxiety
atomic crane
blasting a joint on a hike is peak life
river robin
Hiking is one of the ones I enjoyed.
atomic crane
if i could do that every day i would
pastel quartz
Try art.
Try writing.
Try branching out in what music types you listen to.
Cooki...
I'm not that low in life, I know how to cook, clean, and etc
but I don't enjoy it, I dart around various hobbies and see wich ones that stick
river robin
I'm not that low in life, I know how to cook, clean, and etc
Fucker, did you listen to a word I said?
When I say cook, I mean cook new things youâve never cooked before.
Not âdo basic shitâ
atomic crane
if i wasnt living off my parent's money while i finish college i would be driving to hiking spots too
pastel quartz
Fucker, did you listen to a word I said?
When I say cook, I mean cook new things...
I'll try that
river robin
You should.
atomic crane
but being 44 miles away from the nearest spots makes it economically infeasible unfortunately
river robin
I never thought I would like writing but I do and I wouldnât have known if I didnât try.
Same for hiking.
atomic crane
my parents don't pay for my tuition i actually got a full ride, they just let me live with them and i carry my weight a little bit with the usual chores and such
it's just like when i was a kid but im in college instead of high school
pastel quartz
if i wasnt living off my parent's money while i finish college i would be drivin...
take a drive? oh I already do that, when I get really stressed, I go out for a drive when its midnight, just me, the road, and my playlist
atomic crane
graduating in about 10 months
river robin
graduating in about 10 months
What major
And congrats
atomic crane
What major
And congrats
thanks gamer, cybersecurity
river robin
Not a bad field
atomic crane
hell ye
river robin
Wish I chose a different major, or well, majors. I double majored and still donât know if anything I did was worth it.
atomic crane
i could branch off in that direction if i found it more interesting, but i think security is more interesting to me
pastel quartz
thanks gamer, cybersecurity
sounds interesting, what do you do
atomic crane
sounds interesting, what do you do
i get paid to keep the chinese out of your business network so they cant steal intellectual property for the 9888395th time
pastel quartz
i get paid to keep the chinese out of your business network so they cant steal i...
based
atomic crane
Wish I chose a different major, or well, majors. I double majored and still donâ...
as long as it wasn't English or any art degree you're ight
pastel quartz
as long as it wasn't English or any art degree you're ight
don't get me started on art, I don't even think I could keep up if I took that major
atomic crane
communication class, biggest waste of fucking time ive ever experienced
pastel quartz
communication class, biggest waste of fucking time ive ever experienced
its just
river robin
Economics, which the part I like is methodology. Unfortunately, most jobs rely on statistical analysis, which is not only the portion of economics I like the least but the portion I might be the worst at. I found this out late. Also it makes you miserable because it makes you realize how fucked everything really is. Things havenât been good in a long time dude, and you canât easily summarize it.
My other major is history. Good luck getting a job without having published some books first. I liked history and it was my first major.
pastel quartz
learning the various ways to communicate
atomic crane
it was pretty much just public speaking 101 which you get anyway from all of your higher level classes that require presentations
atomic crane
Economics, which the part I like is methodology. Unfortunately, most jobs rely o...
everybody told me i could pursue a law degree because i liked history
LOL
the only "history" that applies to law is looking at old case law
atomic crane
my buddy got a degree in like politics and ended up working at goldman sachs
pastel quartz
why, stocks crashed again?
atomic crane
he's getting the bag but is feeling like those chinese workers looking down at the suicide nets from the 10th story sweatshop window
pastel quartz
ah.....dammit, wall street joke failed
atomic crane
Yes you are
pastel quartz
hmmm...so thats where you get your money
pastel quartz
unlocks after reaching the outskirts
how much does a slightly dirty ak 74 cost
atomic crane
el gamblero does not half ass his weapons
deep topaz
pastel quartz
damn, thats a good deal
atomic crane
AK74 costs 1.3 million ru
oblique spire
Fun totally fictional fact about ted: If you happen to need a new completely original authentic engine for your M26 Pershing that was produced in '44, ted has that
totally fictional tho remember habibi
atomic crane
yeah and if you need transport across the pakistani border into afghanistan you know who to call
deep topaz
Good luck moving that thing around on the roads
pastel quartz
yeah and if you need transport across the pakistani border into afghanistan you ...
saul?
deep topaz
oblique spire
yeah and if you need transport across the pakistani border into afghanistan you ...
totally fictional though right habibi?
pastel quartz
he work for lockheed?
atomic crane
totally fictional though right habibi?
yeah in minecraft
oblique spire
yeah yeah true true
deep topaz
I wonder if you can make an underground tunnel in the desert
atomic crane
I wonder if you can make an underground tunnel in the desert
the sinaloa cartel is calling
deep topaz
Surely there must be a depth to where sand is compacted enough to support weight
atomic crane
yeah literally
pastel quartz
I wonder if you can make an underground tunnel in the desert
its all fun and games until the tunnels speak hebrew
deep topaz
atomic crane
its all fun and games until the tunnels speak hebrew
deep topaz
I'm just trying to wrap my head around making a tunnel underneath sand
oblique spire
Does he happen to have 2 spare F404-GE-402 enhanced performance engines for a certain F-18C?
atomic crane
I'm just trying to wrap my head around making a tunnel underneath sand
im pretty sure there are tunnels under the sonoran desert
pastel quartz
Does he happen to have 2 spare F404-GE-402 enhanced performance engines for a ce...
I think his buddy works for lockheed
oblique spire
For the government....
pastel quartz
I guess bros really enjoying that 200k salary
oblique spire
hear me out: Yoink
pastel quartz
your friend makes parts for planes yes? specifically military, right?
oblique spire
hear me out, i receive 2 F404-GE-402 enhanced performance engines: he receives 2 F404-GE-402 enhanced performance engines missing from his warehouse
pastel quartz
that sounds awfully like he works for lockheed martin
pastel quartz
or northrop grumman
hold up, does raytheon make shit for the government
atomic crane
huh whuh
atomic crane
hold up, does raytheon make shit for the government
uhhh yeah?
like every missile and rocket known to man
pastel quartz
uhhh yeah?
so ted's friend works for lockheed
that means he gets a salary of upwards to 200k
atomic crane
possibly, security clearance bumps your pay quite a bit
pastel quartz
damn
atomic crane
you'll generally make double what you get at the govt if you go contractor
pastel quartz
a luxury to be working for lockheed
atomic crane
i think you're a british troll trying to gaslight me rn
the all new Lockheed Martin M27 IAR
pastel quartz
i think you're a british troll trying to gaslight me rn
teds british?
atomic crane
i'm gonna say yes because if it's true then i'm right, and if it's not true then i'm spreading misinformation like a boss
storm stream
are you like Joe Rogan?
talks to someone twice
"I got a buddy who works at..."
almost every time I watch a clip or pod ep
oblique spire
a job at McDonnell Douglas would go crazy....
atomic crane
i got a buddy who was in the war
atomic crane
didnt mcdonalds douglas make the skyraider
pastel quartz
and didnt merge with boeing fr
I always wondered where douglas went
atomic crane
they did make the skyraider
pastel quartz
didnt know its now boeing
oblique spire
The all new B-21 raider would go crazy
pastel quartz
The all new B-21 raider would go crazy
is it like a b2 lite?
oblique spire
its smaller than the B2 but has a longer range and a fuck ton more advanced tech
pastel quartz
its smaller than the B2 but has a longer range and a fuck ton more advanced tech
but does it have a bathroom for the crew
oblique spire
but does it have a bathroom for the crew
idk chief that shit aint been revealed yet
too high tech
pastel quartz
idk if the b21 can last being in the sky for long like the b2
that records already pretty high
atomic crane
the house of cards grows
pastel quartz
idk chief that shit aint been revealed yet
they still aint revealing shit about the sr-71
oblique spire
a job at Lockheed would go crazy though...
atomic crane
even though low orbit satellites have replaced the SR-71
oblique spire
idk if the b21 can last being in the sky for long like the b2
The report states that a B-21 could fly 2,500 miles (4,000 km) without refueling while carrying more munitions as compared to the maximum 930 miles (1,500 km) range of the RAAF's F-35 fighter jets, which require air-to-air refueling.
atomic crane
did yall know they brought out an SR-71 to help find DB Cooper
pastel quartz
ITS BEEN YEARS, WE JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW FAST IT GOES
oblique spire
ITS BEEN YEARS, WE JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW FAST IT GOES
i know how fast it goes
atomic crane
The report states that a B-21 could fly 2,500 miles (4,000 km) without refueling...
i think i read the B2 goes like 6000 nautical miles
atomic crane
final cedar
The report states that a B-21 could fly 2,500 miles (4,000 km) without refueling...
B-21 has longer op range than the B-2
atomic crane
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, at en.wikipedia.org
pastel quartz
somewhere between mach 0.01 and mach 7
mach 7
final cedar
cool
pastel quartz
goddamn
oblique spire
mach 7
somewhere in there chief trust
nah fr tho i've heard it goes somewhere around mach 3
atomic crane
it's at least mach 3
pastel quartz
but I can't wait till the government actually reveals accurate info about it
final cedar
y'all kinda underestimate how fucking fast mach 3 is
oblique spire
y'all kinda underestimate how fucking fast mach 3 is
nuh uh
atomic crane
and the blackbird goes that fast metro
oblique spire
3 times the speed of sound
pastel quartz
y'all kinda underestimate how fucking fast mach 3 is
mach 1 is already impressive
atomic crane
that's like, mad quick
final cedar
yeah, the blackbird is insane, I doubt a bomber would be able to reach that
atomic crane
that's like speedy gonzalez level
final cedar
but is it faster than a focus ST?
atomic crane
aardvark time
oblique spire
real
pastel quartz
yeah, the blackbird is insane, I doubt a bomber would be able to reach that
theorerically, if they actually made the darkstar how fast would it go
last I remember it was just a concept
oblique spire
well tom cruise went mach 10 so clearly mach 20 for eel no cap habibi
final cedar
why y'all talking mach 3 btw
oblique spire
but is it faster than a focus ST?
damn good ass question
final cedar
the b-21 is supposed to barely break the sound barrier
atomic crane
why y'all talking mach 3 btw
we were talkin bout sr71
final cedar
oh, right then
oblique spire
the convo shifted to funny sr-71
atomic crane
the blacque bordt
oblique spire
REALLLL
pastel quartz
well tom cruise went mach 10 so clearly mach 20 for eel no cap habibi
I doubt lockheed would reveal information about a top secret reconnaissance jet to the public via movie
oblique spire
germans think they the shit till this mf rolls up
atomic crane
germans think they the shit till this mf rolls up
i prefer the camaro
oblique spire
I doubt lockheed would reveal information about a top secret reconnaissance jet ...
nah habibi trust mach 20 for real
pastel quartz
I know lockheed skunkworks was crazy, but I don't know if they're that crazy
atomic crane
idk what plane that is, i just assumed it was a mustang
oblique spire
idk what plane that is, i just assumed it was a mustang
P-51 mustang yes
atomic crane
oh shit i got it right
final cedar
theorerically, if they actually made the darkstar how fast would it go
wdym darkstar? That was a UAV project not even going supersonic
oblique spire
wdym darkstar? That was a UAV project not even going supersonic
darkstar from funny top gun maverick
pastel quartz
wdym darkstar? That was a UAV project not even going supersonic
I meant the sr-72
the supposed sucessor to the sr-71
aint no way they just created a fictional jet for a movie
thin willow
germans think they the shit till this mf rolls up
Americans think they the shit till they have to outmaneuver the guy behind them
(I main america)
oblique spire
In November 2018, Lockheed Martin said that a prototype of the SR-72 was scheduled to fly by 2025.
its real
In addition the company stated that the aircraft is to be equipped to fire hypersonic missiles. The SR-72 could enter service in the 2030s.
zamn
pastel quartz
In November 2018, Lockheed Martin said that a prototype of the SR-72 was schedul...
this is big
atomic crane
final cedar
I meant the sr-72
well going from reports of related projects it would reach mach 20~ when launched by rocket boosters gliding along the upper stratosphere
oblique spire
Americans think they the shit till they have to outmaneuver the guy behind them
Germans when they think their ME 262 can fuck up my P-51 (They can't turn)
oblique spire
well going from reports of related projects it would reach mach 20~ when launche...
ok chat i was joking about mach 20 what the fuck
pastel quartz
you know what, I should push to my daughters the idea of signing up to be pilots
atomic crane
you know what, I should push to my daughters the idea of signing up to be pilots
just stop
toxic sundial
final cedar
ok chat i was joking about mach 20 what the fuck
it's not unrealistic in that config
thin willow
All German mains fly is the Bf109 đ
oblique spire
uh oh.
final cedar
75mm still intact 
oblique spire
IS-6
pastel quartz
just stop
hey listen man, what if they get to that point where they could see the sr-71 in person or the sr-72, or better yet, get to pilot that
oblique spire
Tiger 2 105
thin willow
Bad omen
final cedar
im boutta get dicked down
what you in?
final cedar
bruh
final cedar
hey listen man, what if they get to that point where they could see the sr-71 in...
did you finish your homework yet
atomic crane
Germans when they think their ME 262 can fuck up my P-51 (They can't turn)
i bet you have that meme somewhere of uncanny mr incredible and the increasingly cursed experimental german planes
pastel quartz
did you finish your homework yet
yes, I did
atomic crane
the hydrogen peroxide fueled jet 
oblique spire
i bet you have that meme somewhere of uncanny mr incredible and the increasingly...
surprisingly don't
but however: The Komet
final cedar
peroxide fuel not even that bad
it's more an issue of their other oxidizer used
but yeah fuck concentrated h2o2 
oblique spire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcS8fpN9AhA
Yeah the Komet is pretty horrifying huh
pastel quartz
In addition the company stated that the aircraft is to be equipped to fire hyper...
hypersonic missiles? bruh
what are those for
not like anyone can catch up at that speed
oblique spire
To strike small afghan villages
atomic crane
breaking through anti-missile defences
oblique spire
fuck you think they for
pastel quartz
fuck you think they for
aa sites
atomic crane
it's for bombing the kremlin from a little town in indiana in under 30 minutes
oblique spire
that too
pastel quartz
Imagine getting hit with a missile from nowhere
you don't even know where its from
atomic crane
that's just the war with USA experience
oblique spire
literally
atomic crane
we have designed our military around shooting enemies from really far away with missiles and other shit
take the apache longbow for instance
or the F-22
pastel quartz
I'd say the a10 but I forgot its close air support
atomic crane
that's the opposite, that's the right up in your face brap plane
i think the A-10 can still drop guided bombs tho
pastel quartz
that's the opposite, that's the right up in your face brap plane
funny depleted uranium BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
pastel quartz
i think the A-10 can still drop guided bombs tho
yeah, it can, aa sites are an a10s worst nightmare
tbh an aa site is any planes worst nightmare
except the sr-71
oblique spire
wild weasel squadron would like to have a word
pastel quartz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyaIrhGrCzo
how heavy is the payload
atomic crane
i think 250lbs
pastel quartz
i think 250lbs
bruh, thats the same payload the stuka drops
atomic crane
1:11 is the best part
pastel quartz
fym small diameter
pastel quartz
stuka is 250KG
oh shit
oblique spire
250KG is 1000lb
pastel quartz
sorry
pastel quartz
nvm not 1000
I do know that the stuka drops a 250, 500, 1000
oblique spire
but yeah
pastel quartz
idk if kg or lb
oblique spire
250lb is like 100kg
oblique spire
I do know that the stuka drops a 250, 500, 1000
all german bombs would be calculated in KG
US is LB
atomic crane
we use lbs over here in america because we like to pound our enemy
atomic crane
pound their asses into the ground
pastel quartz
all german bombs would be calculated in KG
it's sad that divebombing isnt effective anymore
atomic crane
we give our enemies a lot of pounds we like pounding them (say gex joke)
oblique spire
it's sad that divebombing isnt effective anymore
real
pastel quartz
real
can you imagine a german mig 29 with the same livery as a stuka with the trumpets of jericho and all, divebomb an russian tank
pastel quartz
fun fact some screams from tom and jerry and stuka sirens reversed
I can just imagine some poor veteran tweaking out after hearing the screams when his grandkids watch tom and jerryđ
oblique spire
real
pastel quartz
legit
but sadly, Isn't possible because modern aa exists
would get shot down before it starts the dive
pastel quartz
oh yeah, remember that plane where the propellers would cause a sonic boom everytime the propeller spins?
oblique spire
no i dont
oblique spire
what plane is it
pastel quartz
it was a 50s U.S plane
every rotation of the propeller would cause a sonic boom
reported to be veeeery loud
pastel quartz
the thunderscreech
ah so you do remember
oblique spire
yes
pastel quartz
Bruh, Imagine piloting that thing
oblique spire
legit
pastel quartz
legit
loud to you and the poeple below you
900 sonic booms per second
goddamn bruh
oblique spire
fuckin hell yeah
quartz ridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSIol57vcEI&t=146s
oblique spire
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_WIQkEqXx6Y
real
pastel quartz
you should put something funny over it
I don't know the song but it goes "oh I cry, cry and I beg, love me love me say that you love me"
but damn
If I was a convoy, I'd be pretty pissed
atomic crane
I don't know the song but it goes "oh I cry, cry and I beg, love me love me say ...
lovefool?
pastel quartz
yep
pastel quartz
would be funny if that was playing when the missile hit the convoy
atomic crane
pastel quartz
if he don't call you pookie bear, are you really friends?
uncut obsidian
poopie
river robin
Moderator level response
pastel quartz
what is it
simple netflix and chill
uncut obsidian
mhm
pastel quartz
he wants to binge this series he's been dying to watch
uncut obsidian
mhm
uncut obsidian
mhm
gilded blade
I know what you're implying, plus I'm already knocked up
Your mouth still works
river robin
pastel quartz
Your mouth still works
dude
river robin
Terrible chat
pastel quartz
what the fuck
uncut obsidian
Your mouth still works
down bad
gilded blade
Just saying what we're all thinking
uncut obsidian
i didn't think about it until you mentioned it
river robin
No
What you are thinking
Donât lump us in with your autism
gilded blade
i didn't think about it until you mentioned it
You were still thinking about them having sex cmon
river robin
You were still thinking about them having sex cmon
gilded blade
pastel quartz
blud
uncut obsidian
You were still thinking about them having sex cmon
it was playing Minecraft
river robin
Human centipede
gilded blade
You should watch Whiplash actually that's a really good movie
oblique spire
gilded blade
Named?
river robin
Human centipede
river robin
Thatâs itâs name
pastel quartz
Human centipede
would
pastel quartz
Youâre fucked up
bruh
pastel quartz
I don't mean it
river robin
No
pastel quartz
IT WAS A JOKE
uncut obsidian
Anybody who likes that movie is fucked up
you're the one who recommended it in the first place
pastel quartz
goddamn bruh
river robin
you're the one who recommended it in the first place
I know of it.
I have not seen anything beyond clips and itâs cover while walking through blockbuster as a kid.
pastel quartz
OH OK BUT YOU *BLUD* ME
It was on me, a joke that wasn't indicated as a joke
uncut obsidian
you should watch the paint dry
river robin
you're the one who recommended it in the first place
Also: I suggested it to make them google it if they didnât know.
This should be obvious.
But you arenât smart.
So Iâll give you a pass I guess.
gilded blade
you should watch the paint dry
So reading brainfart then?
pastel quartz
You should watch the lighthouse
I want to feel horny while I'm watching with him, not go insane
gilded blade
I want to feel horny while I'm watching with him, not go insane
OHHHHH OK
river robin
I want to feel horny while I'm watching with him, not go insane
Didnât you just say it wasnât a sex thing
gilded blade
WOW
uncut obsidian
Also: I suggested it to make them google it if they didnât know.
This should be ...
you never suggested it, stop making shit up just to try and argue
gilded blade
BUT WE'RE THE WIERD ONES FOR THINKING ABOUT YALL FUCKING
river robin
you never suggested it, stop making shit up just to try and argue
I said itâs name.
Thatâs all thatâs needed.
Cope more idiot moderator.
uncut obsidian
I said itâs name.
Thatâs all thatâs needed.
Cope more idiot moderator.
making shit up
river robin
making shit up
Yeah you are.
Youâre making shit up.
river robin
pastel quartz
Didnât you just say it wasnât a sex thing
I want still want to feel it, You think I don't? I want it, but it isnt possible in my state
river robin
I want still want to feel it, You think I don't? I want it, but it isnt possible...
So itâs a sex thing.
gilded blade
I want still want to feel it, You think I don't? I want it, but it isnt possible...
you both still have mouths
pastel quartz
So itâs a sex thing.
yes.
river robin
That wasnât so hard to admit was it?
crimson flame
oblique spire
yeah yeah but anyways chat hear me out:
pastel quartz
That wasnât so hard to admit was it?
was still coming to terms with it
oblique spire
Heavy tank no. 6
river robin
was still coming to terms with it
gilded blade
was still coming to terms with it
Cumming to terms
uncut obsidian
Cumming to terms
down bad
pastel quartz
until they got fucking nuked
It didnt even touch japans harbors
river robin
Gif related
gilded blade
Stella should watch chicken little
oblique spire
It didnt even touch japans harbors
yes
but also saying until they got fucking nuked is funnier
pastel quartz
but also saying until they got fucking nuked is funnier
true
oblique spire
only the panzer 3s got delivered
fun fact they also bought a Panther
both panther and tiger didnt get delivered
so only funny ding ding da ding panzer 3s made it
pastel quartz
Stella should watch chicken little
chicken little? cock big is what I'm familiar with
gilded blade
@uncut obsidian call her down bad
uncut obsidian
chicken little? cock big is what I'm familiar with
down bad
gilded blade
thank you
gilded blade
I just need to feel it again bruhđđđ
...penis?
uncut obsidian
I just need to feel it again bruhđđđ
yeah that's being down bad
pale ingot
love is for losers, just FUCK
pastel quartz
Oh I don't know love maybe
I get that too
but sometimes theres that heat only a certain creamy substance can put out
gilded blade
I get that too
I thought pregnant women can have sex
pastel quartz
I thought pregnant women can have sex
I cannot
gilded blade
Why
uncut obsidian
Oh I don't know love maybe
p!soul
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gilded blade
oh maybe because theres twins in my belly
My sister was pregnant and she was still able to do stuff
Not twins but you know
uncut obsidian
My sister was pregnant and she was still able to do stuff
HUH
pastel quartz
My sister was pregnant and she was still able to do stuff
sexual stuff?
uncut obsidian
HUUH
gilded blade
sexual stuff?
Yeah she mentioned that her and her husband could
pastel quartz
Yeah she mentioned that her and her husband could
pluh
gilded blade
I feel like I remember reading an article on that that is actually good for a woman who's pregnant to have intercourse
Some sort of hormone thing
storm stream
I feel like I remember reading an article on that that is actually good for a wo...
I mean obv someone would write shit like that
pastel quartz
I feel like I remember reading an article on that that is actually good for a wo...
I shoulda asked my doctor about this
storm stream
not saying its wrong tho
gilded blade
I shoulda asked my doctor about this
I don't know about twins specifically if that complicates things but yeah I think it's normal for pregnant women to have intercourse
pastel quartz
I don't know about twins specifically if that complicates things but yeah I thin...
it probably does
gilded blade
it probably does
"The good news is that in most cases, sex during a twin pregnancy is perfectly safe."
storm stream
itsnt there a sideways spooning-like position for sex while pregg?
gilded blade
uncut obsidian
y'all talking about it like you had a wife pregnant with twins
gilded blade
itsnt there a sideways spooning-like position for sex while pregg?
"In all trimesters of twin pregnancy, women were most likely to choose intercourse in the spoons position, which was confirmed by 38%, 28%"
storm stream
y'all talking about it like you had a wife pregnant with twins
I dont remember saying that I have a pregnant wife 
gilded blade
y'all talking about it like you had a wife pregnant with twins
Just trying to help a sister out
pastel quartz
maybe it would be better if I birth them out before having sex
storm stream
maybe it would be better if I birth them out before having sex
and get pregg again??
uncut obsidian
maybe it would be better if I birth them out before having sex
like in an hour
gilded blade
maybe it would be better if I birth them out before having sex
It might feel better for the man but just go have your fun already
pastel quartz
and get pregg again??
this time, with a rubber
storm stream
this is orange behaviour
gilded blade
and get pregg again??
You can't
atomic crane
he should try casting a spell on his cock to make it not bust
uncut obsidian
this time, with a rubber
as if it's indestructible
storm stream
as if it's indestructible
okaychamp
gilded blade
he should try casting a spell on his cock to make it not bust
I think she's about to go destroy her husband in the bedroom
robust cove
as if it's indestructible
condoms aren't made of paper bro
pastel quartz
as if it's indestructible
I learn from my past mistakes
uncut obsidian
condoms aren't made of paper bro
there's still a chance
robust cove
there's still a chance
barely any
gilded blade
I learn from my past mistakes
Please tell me you know you can't get double pregnant
pastel quartz
condoms aren't made of paper bro
agreed, like what, the rubber is gonna have a hole poked in it?
pastel quartz
Please tell me you know you can't get double pregnant
I'm aware
storm stream
I learn from my past mistakes
wdym mistakes? that he straight up didnt use it?
pastel quartz
wdym mistakes? that he straight up didnt use it?
he forgot it entirely
inland jackal
Morning
robust cove
agreed, like what, the rubber is gonna have a hole poked in it?
an evil bee will come and poke a hole in
pastel quartz
an evil bee will come and poke a hole in
nuh uh
atomic crane
I think she's about to go destroy her husband in the bedroom
too busy shitting on gamma
discord
too busy meming
pastel quartz
too busy shitting on gamma
he's getting busy
gilded blade
too busy meming
Same reason I don't have sex
pastel quartz
wonder for what though
atomic crane
sounds like an excuse to me
atomic crane
^ what having a pregnant wife will do to a mf
pale ingot
my ass hurts, i fell 2 times because theres a thin fucking layer of ice everywhere
gilded blade
oblique spire
Napalm
coarse bear
Damn, can't believe pewdiepie is putting AI bros 6 feet under
pastel quartz
Damn, can't believe pewdiepie is putting AI bros 6 feet under
in what way
gilded blade
pastel quartz
https://youtu.be/MJDtQTTAogk?si=pVhFiTwHHXRMRvMJ
holy shit
coarse bear
Literally just acquired a skill to impress his child
pastel quartz
Literally just acquired a skill to impress his child
based
coarse bear
Tried colour for the first time
It looks great
"I didn't like this one"
uncut obsidian
https://youtu.be/MJDtQTTAogk?si=pVhFiTwHHXRMRvMJ
he had some drawing skills before, he just never bothered to focus and improve them
coarse bear
Still it's quite massive to someone like me
Uh oh, I made myself sad thinking too much about it 
eager igloo
What a convo to read first thing in the morning
hot snow
What a convo to read first thing in the morning
how's the particle accelerator going ms. engineer
eager igloo
I will
severe flicker
hot snow
pastel quartz
what in the WHAT THE
upper axle
https://vxtwitter.com/nyamber_/status/1752956778931753359?t=gGrMaC1fp3J0MdycHm28...
i fucking love this image because its the literal perfect summation of the discourse in every game that offers some kinda PvP competition without fail
hot snow
fire in the hole
upper axle
in contrast i fucking hate this and want the person who made it strung up from a tree
hot snow
I'd use it
pastel quartz
in contrast i fucking hate this and want the person who made it strung up from a...
mods, throw his ass to detroit
upper axle
if you gave me the option of being unarmed in a gunfight and using that i would use it but i would be very unhappy about it
hot snow
I'd use it and then be very satisfied as I get shot cause it jammed instantly
severe flicker
Tbh only thing I'd be worried about is where is the gas tube
Although
It is bullpup isn't it
Grr
hot snow
it's also almost without a barrel
the you could touch the tip of the barrel from the grip
upper axle
speaking of guns tho, i had a moment of pure gun autism tonight
severe flicker
Oh no
atomic crane
ghetto groza
hot snow
alright I guess I'm out of here
upper axle
one of my buds posted an anime fanart image in the group chat and within about half a second of it being posted while we were in the VC i went "oh thats an HK Mk 23 SOCOM, its got the laser/light combo unit and everything"
the image in question
so in other news im severely autistic
coarse bear
I heard that in the voice of Big Boss
severe flicker
upper axle
I heard that in the voice of Big Boss
Big Boss' gun autism makes him the most Literally Me character in all of gaming for me.
coarse bear
Thank God for negative gun nuttery in my brain 
coarse bear
Orange cat behavior
atomic crane
inland jackal
Greenthings
atomic crane
severe flicker
Greenthings
.
atomic crane
Doctor Seuss, regarding those dirty green things
severe flicker
Doctor Seuss, regarding those dirty green things
Ayo
coarse bear
severe flicker
I am not going there
What the fuck
Oh
No
My data is just shit
I thought it was a massive fish
inland jackal
It didn't reply
Wym
severe flicker
'Four fucking pixels...'
severe flicker
inland jackal
*'Four fucking pixels...'*
Scp 096?
atomic crane
oh shit thank you dubya
inland jackal
You will see fast travel
severe flicker
little mirage
Beautiful mountain
weak jackal
inland jackal
Excused
weak jackal
inland jackal
hello jonhy
inland jackal
hot snow
that looks like jerma
weak jackal
hot snow
https://tenor.com/view/mark-zuckerberg-scp-funny-meme-escape-gif-865722346091132...
what does this video even stem from
what form of media spawned this
inland jackal
idk
hot snow
weak jackal
final cedar
glad carbon
https://vxtwitter.com/ShadowxTwilight/status/1753105219834286529?t=o9QdbDtJnViFN...
:3
pale ingot
i hate the french
weak jackal
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rSChsIIH0EY
live isaac reaction
hot snow
yeah
that's the popular fallout 4 glitch where the head explosion effect freezes
and that's the result
it's also hidden
weak jackal
she looks flabberghasted
her ghast is flabbered
I found her head just floating above a headless trader body and was like "oooh screenshot time"
hot snow
she looks dead actually
weak jackal
in wha
fallout?
I just did nukaworld and now i'm gonna kill the last 2 raider gangs and free the slaves
like abraham lincoln
glad carbon
I just did nukaworld and now i'm gonna kill the last 2 raider gangs and free the...
nice
hot snow
yeah it's you
uncut obsidian
inland jackal
alo madi
uncut obsidian
what did that lobster thingy do to him bruh
hot snow
this is nikocados son
inland jackal
what did that lobster thingy do to him bruh
smol sumo wrestler
weak jackal
what did that lobster thingy do to him bruh
uncut obsidian
this is nikocados son
nikocado gave birth?
weak jackal
food baby
glad carbon
nikocado gave birth?
regurgitated
weak jackal
mitosis
hot snow
you're welcome
glad carbon
he did what that french guy did
hot snow
want another horrible image?
weak jackal
Tarrare
weak jackal
want another horrible image?
yeag
weak jackal
oh crabs
hot snow
oh yeah
hot snow
i should've probably spoilered it cause I actually care about what myshinka thinks
weak jackal
my man HUNGRY
glad carbon
yo samantha
weak jackal
hi frogge
glad carbon
you play dead island 2 yet?
weak jackal
yeah beat it a few times
glad carbon
that head pfp reminded me of it
weak jackal
u
uncut obsidian
since she has a superior life to mine
she?
weak jackal
glad carbon
that head pfp reminded me of it
i got a screenshot of some zombie with the whole scalp shaved off and the brain showin
weak jackal
eager igloo
Im not maja shurr upp
uncut obsidian
Im not maja shurr upp
waaaaaaaa
uncut obsidian
burn
hot snow
he burn
glad carbon
you make-a da pizza
inland jackal
brainfrog
glad carbon
rainfrogs are so awesome
hot snow
you make-a da pizza
I think you're referring to falco