🎪bruh-fart

[austere shadow]

alright

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1202703300403658753/am23Ndsd8i4i2XHh.mov?ex=65ce6bbb&is=65bbf6bb&hm=66384949602c70f21bc0c01e2423386a66da9ad821be2fc06579eb49f2a452be&

me love cat

[placid sail]

oi

OIIIIIIIII

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1202721767911858309/GC7XphpXcAAaiUa.png?ex=65ce7cee&is=65bc07ee&hm=464ec478d10b92997a94e7b405b9b9b4a895f26a343fc315a7cbb7e80758337a&

[sage otter]

They are French 🥖🇫🇷

[ocean pulsar]

went from a 38.9 fever to 37 somehow

is that even possible in a few hours

[pale ingot]

open dev menu and build an obelisk in the cordon

[pale ingot]

whenever a fantasy world got the yggdrasil you know its fire

[ocean pulsar]

I remember trying to get on yggdrasil in valheim and just falling of the edge of the world

[pale ingot]

cant even reach it?

1984

[ocean pulsar]

real

[pale ingot]

no access to the world tree

[ocean pulsar]

with the mists update I think it was

you can get on like

branches of it

if I remember right

[pale ingot]

i need to play valheim again

i never played much since i had a playthrough with a friend but he played before so he wasnt motivated to keep playing

and he just sorta forgot 💔

[fallow trellis]

no

[inland jackal]

hm

[pastel quartz]

I HATE EGGHEADS I HATE EGGHEADS I HATE EGGHEADS I HATE EGGHEADS

[inland jackal]

sin member made that one

rip butterfingers

[pale ingot]

strip every single gun for parts except the ones that have a repairable barrel. make this a muscle memory thing. have an infinite supply of parts around for pocket change selling the shitty ones or repairing guns you want to use. Fuck repair kits, all my homies love replacing parts manually

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1202539458126151710/vCiZ4vsDxJAk0x_6-1.mp4?ex=65cdd324&is=65bb5e24&hm=5975ebff6e2e414e53dc162fd09221da48b41cb24e0e4f3dc337dd3d5ebfb513&

[pale ingot]

thinking abt my first playthrough where i didnt know you could field strip and repair guns that way so it took me ages to get a gun other than the default ones i took at the start. and i was using a broken barrel gun because i didn't see damage values changing on it

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/812343729402019860/video0-1567.mp4?ex=65c6438d&is=65b3ce8d&hm=3b92f3ce35cc2e1036ee727121cdbea6c62ee0e78c1ff27a438a98e859d8a922&

[pale ingot]

"who's paying for the ambulance" this was planned

[magic tartan]

yoink

[deep topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDLthPQsWnU&ab_channel=Mingles

[inland jackal]

cant believe i was doing that already

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1202731243276341339/Its_right_here.mp4?ex=65ce85c2&is=65bc10c2&hm=422dccdc5eec73bc62a36407bca974e4f9ff47a9258ad73c1813ba0b347848a1&

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot you wont believe actually

I recently found a pkm with healthy barrel

[pale ingot]

awesome

[inland jackal]

And get this, i had enough parts in hideout fornit

For it*

[pale ingot]

no matter what i do i save guns with a repairable/working barrel

cus eventually i can get the parts for it

[inland jackal]

Yea and now i have a duplicate of ak 5c

[deep topaz]

killing Wolf for a PKM only to find out it has a 20% barrel and everything is red

[inland jackal]

I found this one on a sin member

Sin and unisg fought nearby

[pale ingot]

killing one bandit with your last 3 bullets in a broken barrel makarov and getting a pristine condition ak

[inland jackal]

One is normal that accepts nato suppressor and other one is isg ak5c which uses isg suppressor

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1202730587220344873/1BD3E227-4EA5-41CF-A793-F427EB38BB2F.mov?ex=65ce8525&is=65bc1025&hm=a9d021d9f3e044091c972e44135590dc3a01ac82273ff378d85bacc4ecfe4541&

[pale ingot]

anyway gn imma piss off

and sleep

[inland jackal]

(you can fire 2 bullets before jamming)

Which is better than bolt action makarov

[pale ingot]

boltie makarov is crazy

[deep topaz]

it would be hilarious to see an actual bolt action makarov

[pale ingot]

get garand thumb from firing a makarov

[ocean pulsar]

hotbox

[inland jackal]

Bolt action makarov with drum mag

[deep topaz]

sorry it was cold

lit my purse on fire

[pale ingot]

how tf do you even just

decide to set your fucking belongings on fire cause its cold

[inland jackal]

Its cold

[deep topaz]

seattle

[pale ingot]

true

[inland jackal]

Full conversation in 3 words

[inland jackal]

Aloo corii

[broken topaz]

aloo

[pale ingot]

imma go.ssleep

[inland jackal]

Go

[pale ingot]

be sure to keep gangscrapping every weapon you find @inland jackal

gamma grindset

[atomic crane]

Look at my balls

[inland jackal]

I have been in the zone for a month

[atomic crane]

They're so big

[inland jackal]

I think i know what im doin

[pale ingot]

dip them in the snow

encase your balls in snow

[atomic crane]

Shrink them

Yes

[pale ingot]

ice chastity cage.

[broken topaz]

I will warm them back up for you dw

[inland jackal]

Makes them harder

[atomic crane]

They will need a bath

[pale ingot]

nah

[pastel quartz]

Come

[atomic crane]

Someone needs to gargle them

[pale ingot]

cut blood flow off until your body starts undergoing necrosis on your balls

[pastel quartz]

Put them in the bath tub (my mouth)

[inland jackal]

Oguzy offered himself

[atomic crane]

Done

[pale ingot]

actually would your body do that

would it amputate your balls off

[deep topaz]

gambler mindset

[atomic crane]

UGH, BRIAN

[pale ingot]

need someone to fact check this irl , pls cut off blood flow entirely to your balls for a long time

[broken topaz]

"How to plant and grow... [weed?]"

Fitgirl Repacks

[pale ingot]

alr gn i cant be up no more im tire

[broken topaz]

potato farmer

[atomic crane]

Harvest my balls

[broken topaz]

or how we way here in sweden

Potatisbonde

[deep topaz]

I'd like to indoor farm a small amount of potatoes once i get my own place

super simple to do. just need a tato, dirt, water, and a 5 gallon bucket

[atomic crane]

Potaat

[broken topaz]

Yea potato is really easy to grow and farm

[atomic crane]

You are addicted to potaat

And al gul

[inland jackal]

Doomguy

[eager igloo]

Came back to xcom2, didn't lose my ranger on first mission again

Great success

[tender karma]

thats really the only way to play the game as monolith and sin

[inland jackal]

He went to slep

[tender karma]

https://tenor.com/view/intahar-ölüm-erkekler-neden-az-yaşar-nici-ali-imran-gif-19679936

[pastel quartz]

the suicide quickhack is literally

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1202727981257072690/RDT_20240126_040935.mp4?ex=65ce82b8&is=65bc0db8&hm=06a73a610f3083c9248558e42fb958079219cefe25993e0178fc9cac4c4135a7&

[pastel quartz]

edging

[broken topaz]

Why is Death Stranding 2 looking so raw 😩

[deep topaz]

the japanese are out-weirding themselves again

[ocean pulsar]

the sword sounds was so loud I thought it was a total shitpost

[broken topaz]

its like a Sam Raimi horror sting

I love it

[pastel quartz]

what the hell is death stranding 2 about dawg😭🙏

[broken topaz]

delivering packages

[pastel quartz]

mf its turning into devil may cry

[broken topaz]

Did you see the little wood ventriloquist puppet that moves at a lower frame rate?

[placid sail]

I thought I was ready for kojomba being kojomba, but I started laughing yesterday when he pulled a fucking guitar gun out to shoot a fucking baby samurai robot

[broken topaz]

I wonder how many feet he will scan for this one

[inland jackal]

Ay its the frenchie who cannot escape brainfart

[pastel quartz]

more than quiets actor

[inland jackal]

Bonjour

[pastel quartz]

bonjour

[broken topaz]

Every actor must have their feet fully 3d scanned

[inland jackal]

Ça va?

[placid sail]

there's probably that 4k HD Mikkelsen's penis 3D scan somewhere in kojomba productions patiently waiting for its hour

[inland jackal]

Thats about it

[pastel quartz]

good

[inland jackal]

I used to learn french 5yrs ago

[broken topaz]

je veux acheter un poulet

[pastel quartz]

he must have a feet fetish or sum

[broken topaz]

And norman Reedus

[placid sail]

norman reedus and his so very scannable peenus

[lunar brook]

would you let someone scan your feet

[broken topaz]

For money

[pastel quartz]

if its kojima

[broken topaz]

yes

[pastel quartz]

I would

[broken topaz]

also yes

[placid sail]

don't answer that cori

kolender is a registered helper

[lunar brook]

too late

im already pulling out The Money she referred to

[pastel quartz]

ofc bruh its kojima

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1200009479652135033/Vq8VaYf9rgNLnAa9.mp4?ex=65c49eeb&is=65b229eb&hm=2a72f8b8fb57d23c91351a92cea364dc89a4fe4655818c763117a8493876532b&

[sage otter]

[broken topaz]

thats all i remember from 4 years of french

[sage otter]

It's all you need

[broken topaz]

also L'ordinateur

means puter

[pastel quartz]

eh you just basically asked me if I bought chicken

[broken topaz]

no

I said I want to buy chicken

fake french

[placid sail]

omelette

du fromage

[broken topaz]

oui oui

[sage otter]

Omelette AU fromage

[pastel quartz]

eh I'm just fucking with ya

[placid sail]

I remember it

I intentionally write it wrong

[sage otter]

[broken topaz]

Is frottage like fromage ?

[pastel quartz]

maybe not if he wants to visit paris

[storm stream]

uhh

le tank?

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-kuma-ballin-kuma-ballin-gif-24834539

[placid sail]

frottage at the mouith

[pastel quartz]

actually

its char

[broken topaz]

😳

[placid sail]

until further investigation, any comments about french language are deemed credible only if they're made by Dina

[storm stream]

[placid sail]

(and then they are promptly ignored by me)

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1202495033136250930/fumo_gang_wars.mp4?ex=65cda9c5&is=65bb34c5&hm=6c962ff43bf32c03149ade1aeff6b6f09f8372bd88b4b390044c48cc74a23e12&

[broken topaz]

BAD APPLE

[placid sail]

is that a fucking groove street bad apple

[storm stream]

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

true, I'm not even born in france, just grew up in france

[placid sail]

bullet hell witches in paris

[sage otter]

Confirmed

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-just-dodge-yeah-just-dodge-bullet-hell-gif-26068620

[sage otter]

I deem it real news

[placid sail]

thank you

(ignored)

[sage otter]

I decide what's real and fake

I am the new Pravda

[placid sail]

sniff sniff

[broken topaz]

Are belgians basically french?

[placid sail]

I feel a chubby italian lurking about

and I'm not talking about the fake pregnant lady

[broken topaz]

Falco isnt chubby

[grizzled meadow]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[broken topaz]

he's got the dad bod

[grizzled meadow]

I unfortunately am chubby, I'm on a diet

[placid sail]

get fact checked foolish cori

[broken topaz]

Chubby is different from a little fat on a dad bod

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1202666757739905024/dcfa0e57029149dab9f5a891c29c762e.mov?ex=65ce49b3&is=65bbd4b3&hm=8223255f25ae9eba3240df079f64ddfbc0807c23208912cb27946e5b3c6f1f3c&

[broken topaz]

I continue to imagine a big burly dad bod on Falco

[placid sail]

chubby copium

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300006770045353995/1202291335835693066/IMG_3151.png?ex=65ccec0f&is=65ba770f&hm=9e4e02977dbee35adf0ce145c14a1ae913d843700ebfe406453ca1cf9ae27882&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=860&height=670

[grizzled meadow]

Me in the middle in the left side

[austere shadow]

Faclo chonker

[broken topaz]

Heckin chonker

[placid sail]

it's honestly just one side, otherwise I don't know how there's so many femboys who are into guns and military stuff

[broken topaz]

Autism

[slender rock]

Tism

[sage otter]

Nice mustache

[placid sail]

damn

Falco is Stalin

[sage otter]

You didn't know ?

Laugh at this user

[placid sail]

half the users here have their own personal sort of gaslighting about who Falco is

only I know the truth

[sage otter]

Falco doesn't need to exist

literally 1984

[broken topaz]

Direct decendant of Benito Mussolini

[placid sail]

Falco is needed to stop the other mods from literally banning any perpetrator on the spot because they're either too lazy or too bloodthirsty to care

he's the annoying voice of conscience that is about to be ejected

[grizzled meadow]

I am your angle and their devil

[placid sail]

stop stroking yourself weirdo

[broken topaz]

straight up jorking it

[grizzled meadow]

Zerking

[deep topaz]

zorn

[sage otter]

zussy

[thin goblet]

Zorping

[broken topaz]

Zornhau?

[placid sail]

the fucking cat blasted so hard his corpse made several somersaults on the rope

[pastel quartz]

oh, a modder

suprising

[pastel quartz]

not chubby, more than chubby bruh

I'm carrying twins, Its more than "chubby"

about to be 6 months

[fading shuttle]

real

[storm stream]

Falco is fat??

[sage otter]

Name the evil twin Josta

[fading shuttle]

all italians are

trust me i watched sopranos

[pastel quartz]

is that even a question

[storm stream]

bro those are basically americans

[broken topaz]

imagine being fat

just eat less

You'd like to be fat?

Rich and Fat like DJ Khaled

[storm stream]

why? thats regarded

yeah, for now...

[pastel quartz]

haha, but no, I'm gonna give them matching names, I love having to mistake one for the other

[placid sail]

nah man

haven't your heard the new hot trend

[broken topaz]

Timothy and Jimothy

[placid sail]

there's an anti-fat drug

[storm stream]

Ozempic?

[fading shuttle]

not that much difference between them

fat and prone to crime, i just described america and italy

[broken topaz]

racism

[pastel quartz]

twin girls, guinivere and guinivére (this one you say with an accent)

[placid sail]

and this mf and Ivanko gets angy when we say there's no difference between bulgarians and romanians

[broken topaz]

oh god

[storm stream]

So Jennifer but French?

[pastel quartz]

oui

[fading shuttle]

eh, language origin is only real difference between us and them

[placid sail]

ironically, by admitting the lack of difference, you showed some difference

because Ivanko would already be throwing a tantrum by now

[fading shuttle]

i just woke up so am currently lucid

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1202753859953631332/one_life.png?ex=65ce9ad2&is=65bc25d2&hm=8566805c1309daa8f0d445781294ae985157a22637535a193120be485d47b600&

[fading shuttle]

ping him coward

[pastel quartz]

what, do I need to invent a new name?

[fading shuttle]

its only 1am

[placid sail]

Hungarians, don't forget to throw them into the mix as well, it got him mad couple times too

[ocean pulsar]

in cyberpunk romania invades bulgaria

[fading shuttle]

shithole v shithole warfare

[placid sail]

and steals a fridge

[storm stream]

why not mby Gia and Aria?

to whom...?

[placid sail]

Bobama and Racing

[fading shuttle]

nah, keep the hungarians out of this

[broken topaz]

Im going to name my First born boy Andrew

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1202754410737041478/Lich_Actual_Fall.mp4?ex=65ce9b55&is=65bc2655&hm=831d1199a3156dfe2124d112d1aeb98d670e8fc642eafd5e6fa1b2b1e17b5ad0&

[pastel quartz]

I don't want them to sound like girls from
L.A

[broken topaz]

And if i have a girl I will name her Ashley

But I wont ever have kids

[fading shuttle]

funny incest game

[placid sail]

oh no

you activated his stupid fetish

[fading shuttle]

cynthia is the name of an 80 year old woman

she gon give birth to a grandma

[ocean pulsar]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1752952672993599492

[fading shuttle]

awful, wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

[broken topaz]

Could be worse

Could be Mildred

[pastel quartz]

I want it to be hella confusing

[fading shuttle]

got that british 13th century milkmaid name

[broken topaz]

Margaret

[placid sail]

ʷᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃᶜᵗᵉᵈ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉ ˢᵉʳᵛᶦᶜᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵗᵉᵈ

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi cori Hi Evil Falco Hi Stella

[pastel quartz]

chill bruh, thats just the name

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-hey-welcome-greetings-gif-27392115

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dekuscrub-deku_scrub-deku-scrub-zelda-gif-26562098

[placid sail]

sure, Dick Cheese, name isn't that impactful in a society, I agree

now let's be clear, a child having simply a rare or a bit lamish name is fine, not like straight up calling em Hitler or something

[stone blade]

idk about hungarians
but us , Romanians , makedonians , serbs , bosnians , slovaks are basically the same

[placid sail]

but I feel a weird nefarious energy at the approach here

[fading shuttle]

benzin doesnt know ivan as well as he thinks

[pastel quartz]

Guinivere Charlotté and Guinivére Charlotte

[pastel quartz]

there

[stone blade]

Hungarians are far from being balkan

[stone blade]

your point?

[placid sail]

look at the spaces between the punctuation, homeboy was gripping on his hatred for five minutes to write a message pretending he's not livid rn

[fading shuttle]

he thought you would get angry and lose your shit

[stone blade]

Im in bed being comfy

fk na

[fading shuttle]

real

[stone blade]

why would I lose my shit

my shit is up my ass

[pastel quartz]

bruh what did you do

[stone blade]

And no im not gonna get angry just cuz he said Hungarians are the same as us

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729219572393181284/1198079393499729940/tree.gif

[stone blade]

which theyre not.

[stone blade]

mhm

[pastel quartz]

nah, you say one from another with a different accent, point is to make it really confusing, like you call one of them and both of them answers

[placid sail]

"mommy why did you gave us those weird ass similar names with a small confusing difference? was that a joke for you or something? you don't love us?"
"hahaha shieeett"

"now pass me dem beer child"

[pastel quartz]

it was way funnier in my head

[storm stream]

Stella, your kids are gonna hate you

[stone blade]

my kids will call me by my discord ign

[storm stream]

THEY'RE NOT TOYS!!

[placid sail]

are you yoinking my fucking sploinky right now

[fading shuttle]

that moment when you name your kids after a joke, and they will have to live the rest of their lives knowing that

[stone blade]

who is stella

another maja clone?

[fading shuttle]

maja 7.0

[ocean pulsar]

yea

[pastel quartz]

no I'm not, fuck no

[stone blade]

I miss maja

[pastel quartz]

gonna give them separate long ass fancy french name

[fading shuttle]

but apparently this one is married and soon to be with children, considering its a maja i dont believe a word

[ocean pulsar]

maja who can string two words together is no maja at all

[stone blade]

true

[pastel quartz]

is maja that stupid?

[stone blade]

yes

[ocean pulsar]

yes

[broken topaz]

yes

[stone blade]

omg cori

[storm stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif?ex=657f0ce0&is=656c97e0&hm=9c0dfa11b49790bfe7df68ab3a1ca3d90167dc95d1d440ae592a72e5bc8e384e&

[pastel quartz]

the amount of yes's there are really convinced me who this maja is

[placid sail]

OR MAYBE JUST MAYBE DON'T USE YOUR CHILDREN FOR SOME LAME ASS JOKE THAT WILL BE AMUSING FOR YOU FOR A TEN MINUTE TOPS AND WOULD BE A WARYING DEGREE OF NUISANCE AND CONCERN FOR THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE OF A IMPLIED INDIFFERENCE

[stone blade]

ok i sleep

bye

[ocean pulsar]

gnight

[pastel quartz]

Jesus okay I'm sorry

[placid sail]

Ted give me the fucking empty bottle

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053305106415759421/1201895742676140044/speechmemified_jak.png.gif

[stone blade]

I hope i dont wake up

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mewing-mewing-meme-think-thinking-gif-8986451654826218658

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805863292479602728/1060752701480239124/caption-1.gif?ex=65a0a96f&is=658e346f&hm=09bfd2210bbccdd2314f89b7fda11a33f797052c8d818e7ca16e01200c840b5a&

[broken topaz]

my brother and I were named in such a way

that my entire immediate family

have the same initials

[stone blade]

on twitch

4k

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1201595907511160902/image0-50-1.gif

[stone blade]

144fps

frfr

ok I go now

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1202757896677630002/Heavy_Shatter_Fart.mp4?ex=65ce9e94&is=65bc2994&hm=3a23b7e6daa4fb416ecc886b00bd7f5d8ffeee2976e75cf0ccd8af19ece59055&

[broken topaz]

Have a good zerk

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[broken topaz]

PLEASE ANNOUNCE TO THE SERVER WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO GO MASTURBATE

WE NEED TO KNOW THAT

[placid sail]

that is at least endearing in some kind of way, y'all are connected by initials and all, and some twins are gonna be named Baguette Fromage Le Petite Connasse because hon hon hon

damn

why am I getting madge over some imaginary personality over gamma discord

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1080234645683195995/F418781B-5881-4CDD-837F-92ED20A647E4.gif

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064654413215572058/1143582634283368478/958C1BE3-3AAA-4EFA-BEF6-EC1321D8167A.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[pastel quartz]

that was just a joke, I'm already fixed on naming one Guinivere Charlotte Élise and one Manon Amélie Adeline

[grizzled meadow]

Is this Titanic or what

[ocean pulsar]

i dont

yeah sure why not

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044624519903576065/1191864814818046102/ezgif.com-resize_4.gif?ex=65a6fd9b&is=6594889b&hm=14f38df0f04506e9623087edb44cc0e0ed40918516270697ac412a74ce7f48ee&

[broken topaz]

I have both love without sex and sex without love

[pastel quartz]

why did he do this

is he insane?

[storm stream]

who isnt

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/алексей-alexey-the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-the-coffin-gif-5448033395860359878

[pastel quartz]

you have a point

why does he look like the irish dude in my class

[broken topaz]

why does alex like incest so much?

No judgement just curious

[fading shuttle]

i played funny incest game

[broken topaz]

i mean

i get it

[ocean pulsar]

he can relate

[pastel quartz]

why

[grizzled meadow]

10 years in the joint made him a fucking pussy

[broken topaz]

Alex's mom has got it going on

[fading shuttle]

no she is not single

[storm stream]

I think you mentioned that you're ginger
Is your hair also curly?

[pastel quartz]

nah, straight

[broken topaz]

Gingers in paris?

[storm stream]

ok, saved

[pastel quartz]

straight with blunt bangs

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-yakuza-ps2-gif-10625973267594549374

[atomic crane]

no

Measurehead

[pastel quartz]

I never enjoyed my hair all over the place

so I just kept it straight and down

[atomic crane]

straight red hair is cum moment

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1202759858743672863/do_i_give_a_damn.mp4?ex=65cea068&is=65bc2b68&hm=e79d54bad7b8624db6368faf3edaff00c231d953f0b070a2b70330265a82ce9e&

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/judgment-kaito-lost-judgment-gif-23782042

[atomic crane]

straight red hair with bangs?

i want to bang

[pastel quartz]

what is with these wierd ass kinks

[atomic crane]

that's not a kink, nor is it weird at all lmao

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-10yearsinthejoint-10-years-yakuzakiwami-yakuza-1-gif-12741868468428992133

[atomic crane]

auburn hair is so purdy

[deep topaz]

when I see a ginger bitch with pale skin my ape brain goes nuts

[storm stream]

?

[pastel quartz]

something like that

[broken topaz]

I am a half ginger

[deep topaz]

breeding required

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-23088083

[pastel quartz]

actually very close to that

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[broken topaz]

I got less ginger as i got older

[broken topaz]

Still as pale

[broken topaz]

but fewer freckles and my hair is no longer red

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow https://youtu.be/F0WK3D7ZNSQ?si=UeggItuDg2Nra1Kr

I hope he doesnt say a slur

[storm stream]

I have actually found like 2 or 3 orange hairs in my beard, but otherwise Im kinda 'dishwater blonde'

[pastel quartz]

my bangs are less...shall we say rounded, its more straight down, covers my eyebrows

[broken topaz]

I dont think ive ever heard dishwater blonde

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-19616488

[pastel quartz]

but anywhere else thats pretty accurate

[atomic crane]

i've heard of dishwater blonde

[fading shuttle]

i used to have like, dirty blonde hair but as i grew older my hair turned black

[atomic crane]

it's like a pale brown

[broken topaz]

We have "streetmutt" Blonde

which is pale brown

[river zealot]

Falco ti faccio un culo cosi

[grizzled meadow]

"I'll kick your ass", in a more literal way Tony is saying "I'll kick your ass so hard it will become big"

[atomic crane]

that's probably it then

[river zealot]

Thats right

[atomic crane]

those bangs were really rounded yeah

i think that's just too extreme idk

i was gonna point that out, its like she poufed her hair out in front

[broken topaz]

I could never do bangs

[atomic crane]

but bangs so cute

[storm stream]

yep thats what I meant

[pastel quartz]

some poeple said I look japanese, I always keep the bangs lined up perfectly

[atomic crane]

sounds nice to me, if you find a pic thats close you should post it

[pastel quartz]

idk why I'm conscious of that

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-gif-26460616

who said I like em?

[pastel quartz]

Its like those hime cuts the japanese women used to have

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/558283272833073159/1202432306946768917/image.png?ex=65cd6f5a&is=65bafa5a&hm=57e02875ebdbaaa68c2bb5d1c13f1269bd2906abe7208a5b092d952fce24cdd0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[atomic crane]

egirl, ew
goth, ew

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024858134600233030/1196197511908556960/caption-10-1.gif

[fading shuttle]

god save us all

[storm stream]

post

[broken topaz]

goth egirl with bangs?

MOMMY

MOMMY

[pastel quartz]

that someone feels familiar

[ocean pulsar]

me

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-cat-feeder-camera-orange-cat-angry-hungry-gif-11228934798630125616

[fading shuttle]

me

[pastel quartz]

I know who this is but I forgot the name, kitty or something

[broken topaz]

Me

[ocean pulsar]

me

[broken topaz]

No its meee

[pastel quartz]

kitty something something

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/wh40k-bolter-gif-13397108

me n the boys when goth egirl

[pastel quartz]

this one is goth

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-get-this-man-get-this-man-a-gun-gun-glock-gif-12984761453165833171

[broken topaz]

get this man a gock

[pastel quartz]

flirted with some dude in this server but the dude kept replying with cat reaction gifs

[atomic crane]

get this man a glicky

[pastel quartz]

thats the only reason I'm familiar

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161889653511704606/1196689991082979428/dumbass.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160671449858719758/1187305024351641680/ezgif-5-ae73b49e11.gif

[atomic crane]

for some reason i imagined this thing making the fracture noises from gamma

[pastel quartz]

ted, clues are this goth girl flirted with someone from this server, but the dude kept replying with cat images

this goth girl, her names kitty something something, she left the server

YES

thats the one

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-rayan-gosling-smile-drive-movie-movie-gif-20381408

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1073655157415481384/image0_3.gif

[pastel quartz]

she was goth though

[storm stream]

I forgor what about her

[pastel quartz]

not an e-girl

[ocean pulsar]

same shit different day

[atomic crane]

flirting with someone 10,000 miles away on discord is egirl behavior

[broken topaz]

no

[fading shuttle]

yes it is

[ocean pulsar]

e dating is very retarded

[broken topaz]

well e dating is retarded

but flirting is fun

[ocean pulsar]

e flirting is retarded

[broken topaz]

Flirt with everyone

[atomic crane]

yeah e-relationships are an ego stroke

[ocean pulsar]

hounding for pussy from across the globe is depraved

[atomic crane]

yeah just chase women in your local town

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971925286197293146/1202637609407352933/evil_witch_1.mp4.mp4?ex=65ce2e8e&is=65bbb98e&hm=0c43f214f235c3f11636891b5984e92376c723383db828b91ac713956bd1c4ff&

[fading shuttle]

real

[ocean pulsar]

jail rizz

[atomic crane]

thats what i said

every time i see this vid its just like

why the fuck

wouldnt you stay on the lit thoroughfare

or yeah

[ocean pulsar]

I would say many things

but most of them would get me banned

[fading shuttle]

forbidden rizz technique

[ocean pulsar]

so I will not

[fading shuttle]

considered illegal in most countries

[atomic crane]

ungodly rizz

[storm stream]

I dont mind brunettes tho

[ocean pulsar]

the difference between the two sides of the danube

[atomic crane]

that's what ice cube meant when he said west side

he was talking about the danube

[uncut obsidian]

gm

[ocean pulsar]

yea

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[ocean pulsar]

ice cube and t pain famously rapped about the historical significance of the nile river

[placid sail]

why is it called bangs

[ocean pulsar]

because you tie fire crackers to them

[atomic crane]

because i want to bang them

[placid sail]

you three kill yourselves now

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/goodmorning-wakeup-gif-15248457435822954861

[ocean pulsar]

on it boss

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[placid sail]

didn't know meowmachine left the server

[ocean pulsar]

who

anyway gnight

[atomic crane]

the eyesore collection

[placid sail]

I will miss that pan with the teflon layer being mostly a cosmetic element at the very edge of it

[atomic crane]

er uh

a brainfarter with a girlfriend

nah, i dont believe it

[fading shuttle]

It's over bro

That sweatshirt ain't yours anymore

[placid sail]

before everyone goes to sleep or to their duties, important message

[storm stream]

[atomic crane]

thats it. im cumming

[pastel quartz]

because it bangs

[storm stream]

no, just a bit + muted after like 15sec

[atomic crane]

shots and cigarettes, im gonna throw up

[fading shuttle]

weak

[placid sail]

I honestly can't understand whether you and Ted are making the same lame joke or it's some literal meaning I'm missing

[atomic crane]

yeah i'm weak

[storm stream]

you mean the blonde girl at 10min?

[atomic crane]

shots and cigarettes ignites a fucking fire in my body that makes me feel like a vomit volcano about to erupt

i once had to sit with that feeling for like 2 hours while i sobered up

[placid sail]

also @uncut obsidian the moment I saw that fucking guy in the trailer I knew I'm gonna see that meme in runet

[atomic crane]

never puked, probably would have felt better if i had tho

[fading shuttle]

ted inherently steals all his jokes from the unfunniest members of this discord

idk i dont keep track of your messages

im making up shit as i go

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-anakin-gif-21992662

[placid sail]

alex is tirelessly working for everyone's downfall

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fly-insect-bug-evil-plot-gif-5650927

[fading shuttle]

real

im sorry but leaving the bucket is really problematic~~~

[fading shuttle]

please improve as a person

[atomic crane]

ayyy mlyyaaaaa

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1752864279215120744?s=20

[atomic crane]

silas the roleless coming in with the most vile meme of the past half-hour

[pastel quartz]

does he usually do this?

[atomic crane]

oh idk it just sounded funny

[pastel quartz]

I don't know the lore of bangs bruh, what am I suppose to say, It just look good on me

[storm stream]

@winged phoenix

(notice the loose strand of hair)

[storm stream]

ig. a braid is nice too

[toxic sundial]

:/

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial

[toxic sundial]

[glad carbon]

hows it going buddy

[storm stream]

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1752891266654785777?s=20

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064654413215572058/1202778467750379580/image0.gif

[torpid owl]

if he manage to cheat without getting caught

he deserves to pass

[uncut obsidian]

reddit

[deep topaz]

teacher using reddit

death penalty

[atomic crane]

im only gooning after all

[pastel quartz]

so you are on team goon

[pastel quartz]

interesting

[atomic crane]

i do it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR0E8p2kYHE

[pastel quartz]

gooning? edging? jelqing?

[atomic crane]

edging is part of gooning for me

jelqing is just preparing me for when i finally have my trad wife at my side

[deep topaz]

i use mechanically assisted jelqing

[pastel quartz]

Im sure somewhere a nice christian woman is waiting for you

(there isn't)

[deep topaz]

everyone wants a trad wife till they get a Catholic

[atomic crane]

yeah a good orthodox christian blonde trad wife that still wears dresses

[deep topaz]

Catholics are fucking insane

[fading shuttle]

good

get me that goth cath wife

[strong eagle]

Would

[deep topaz]

those do not mix

[pastel quartz]

good luck

[atomic crane]

with rings of flowers atop her head dancing through the fields at sunset waiting for me

[strong eagle]

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-face-rubber-gif-13759112

[deep topaz]

did Midsommar teach you nothing

[fading shuttle]

the swedes arent catholic fool

they are protestant

[deep topaz]

swedish trad cath wives will harvest your organs

[atomic crane]

midsommar taught me there are sacrifices that must be made if you want to make it to hyperborea

[pastel quartz]

mf he's gonna get sacrificed💀

[glad carbon]

real

[strong eagle]

I'm sure it's the Arvanite goat fuckers who run the European organ harvesting

[deep topaz]

goat fucking is universal

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR0E8p2kYHE

im only goonin after all

[deep topaz]

Welsh

[strong eagle]

Dude..
You are supposed to only Jackoff in private when you feel it.
Not make it into an event everyone should know.

[pastel quartz]

bro, kokopelli is gonna get his organs harvested💀

[strong eagle]

What in god's name is a Kokopelli?

[pastel quartz]

the rare kokorodonpellius

rare species

goes by the nickname "jelqisaurous"

[strong eagle]

I still don't get the joke

[pastel quartz]

its @atomic crane this guy

[atomic crane]

I'm him.

they forgot

[strong eagle]

Wait... @atomic crane is Albanian??!!

[atomic crane]

yeah im based and (king) zogpilled

[strong eagle]

[pastel quartz]

Well shiiiii....I dont know

[strong eagle]

King Zog did nothing but sell his own people and suck the cock of then lord of Italy, THE SPAGHETTI EATER!!

[storm stream]

Spawcampers deserve to get their hands smashed with a sledgehammer

[atomic crane]

the truth is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16uFGpLrfKk

[strong eagle]

What?!

[pastel quartz]

what did they do to you

[strong eagle]

Isn't the Sun hot enough in Arizona to wipe out anything?

[storm stream]

spawncamped obv

[fading shuttle]

they killed ronald reagan :(((((

[pastel quartz]

dakn

damn

[strong eagle]

That's the good ending

[storm stream]

reagan shoulda been shot instead of jfk

[fading shuttle]

[atomic crane]

wtf they did

[strong eagle]

That bitch talked the talk but could not walk the walk to save his own life.

[atomic crane]

i had no idea that's supposed to be alt-universe reagan LOL

[fading shuttle]

hitler shot mr reagan

[pastel quartz]

how else is he going to send help to the columbian military catch escobar

[strong eagle]

Some of y'all, take notes.

[pastel quartz]

and declare war on drugs and shit

[atomic crane]

whats weird is ronald reagan isnt from arizona in real life

why did they change his birth state

they are racist against arizona

[fading shuttle]

yes and around the time the game is set he would be 50

[pastel quartz]

no idea

[pastel quartz]

oooor he just looks like reagan

[fading shuttle]

his name is literally ronald reagan

[atomic crane]

according to the fandom he's literally ronald, but that's just the fandom so who knows

[pastel quartz]

to the fandom

[pastel quartz]

bruh, Its a universe where 1 testicle austrian painter dude won

don't think of it as being historically accurate

[fading shuttle]

bruh

did you not read my previous messages

[fading shuttle]

AS PER MY PREVIOUS MESSAGE

[pastel quartz]

well, he isnt

[fading shuttle]

yes

[pastel quartz]

clearly the game had a different timeline

[fading shuttle]

you dont know how to have fun do you

least boring person

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-fat-jump-anime-gif-16423206

[deep topaz]

i am joining the war on drugs on the side of the drugs

[pastel quartz]

If fun aint driving a 1973 chevy chevelle malibu and playing nightcall on the radio then I don't want in

[atomic crane]

i am joining the war, on drugs

[deep topaz]

joining the war on drugs, on the side of the drugs, while on drugs

[atomic crane]

today i learned the malibu started out as a trim for the chevelle

[pastel quartz]

another one of escobars goons

[atomic crane]

take my updoot

[pastel quartz]

I see

[deep topaz]

this is one of the most predatory loans i have ever seen but thank god i get 3 months with no interest

99.7% APR

[atomic crane]

dont take loans silly

just make money

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-gif-24939384

[pastel quartz]

I drive

[atomic crane]

today i learned the car in Drive was a Chevelle Malibu

[pastel quartz]

thats what I was reffering to

[deep topaz]

i did take a stupid loan

[atomic crane]

i havent watched the movie

[pastel quartz]

the car he used was a 1973 chevy chevelle malibu

[deep topaz]

but i will get one of these soon

[pastel quartz]

specifically this one

I still want one of these

[river robin]

You took out a loan… to get a fucking ak….
Why?
9mm works fine.

[deep topaz]

you assume i already have a 9

[fading shuttle]

not like he will be able to get the ammo anyway

[river robin]

[pastel quartz]

what, going to rob a store to pay the loan?

[deep topaz]

i have a 45lc

[fading shuttle]

gonna have to take another loan just to buy 7.62x39

[river robin]

[deep topaz]

7.62 aint that expensive

well, relatively

[pastel quartz]

brother

[deep topaz]

midline brass ammo is about $14 for 20

you can get steel for 10 but it fucks with my mags

[pastel quartz]

the ak is intended for steel case

[deep topaz]

im not saying it can't

[pastel quartz]

granted your ak isnt made in russia...then well stick to the brass

[atomic crane]

and we all know russian weapons were made for maximum performance

[deep topaz]

but Tula steel cartridges have a defined lip where the tip meets the case

and that lip catches on the side of my mags

[pastel quartz]

suit yourself, I just bought myself a surplus can of unopened 5.45

It works on my ak-105 just fine

[deep topaz]

im not rich enough for 545

[atomic crane]

i dont understand

why is 5.45 more expensive than 7.62

[deep topaz]

russian import ban

on US at least

[pastel quartz]

russia import ban

[atomic crane]

wouldn't that affect 7.62x39 and 7.62x54r?

as well?

[deep topaz]

it does

but 762 was already fairly common in the states

545 is exclusively russian combat rifle caliber

[atomic crane]

so 5.45 is not being produced over here

7.62x39 should be pretty much the same case

[pastel quartz]

but theres a fix around that, there is 7.62 being locally made in the us in brass

[deep topaz]

762 has been around and in vogue for a lot longer

[atomic crane]

maybe there are more 7.62 AK enjoyers over here than 5.45 AK enjoyers

[deep topaz]

there are also US manufacturers of 762

[river robin]

It’s more a factor of how much was already on the market.
Lots of 7.62 was already in the US in bulk before the import restrictions.

[pastel quartz]

yes, my point exactly

[atomic crane]

makes sense

since 5.45 came around in the 70s

[deep topaz]

PMC bronze makes decent brass 762 for $15 for 20

[zealous remnant]

Century Arms just isn't worth it. The only AKs they had worth anything were the WASR 10/63 imports and even then it was 50/50. Being unable to reliably feed steel casings is just sad

[atomic crane]

jesus almost a dollar a bullet

[river robin]

Expensive

And saying it’s not is a cope.
Be real with yourself.

[deep topaz]

i never bought ammo during the golden years of $3 for 20

so i don't have that expectation

[tender karma]

plus 7.62 is a common bullet diameter in the US so reloading is also easier

[pastel quartz]

I bought 2 cans of surplus steel case 5.45 before the import ban, I opened one but left the other can unopened

[deep topaz]

you could sell it for an arm and a leg

[pastel quartz]

because of obvious reasons

[river robin]

Sell it and make a profit

[pastel quartz]

how do I feed my ak-105

[deep topaz]

how big is the can

200? 500? 1000?

[pastel quartz]

500

[river robin]

Simple: don’t.
Buy something actually useful.
It’s a rock that you can’t get ammo easily for right now.

[tender karma]

I want a AK in 5.56 but I've heard the american made ones are shit

[deep topaz]

500 should last you plenty

[pastel quartz]

what if my dorm gets broken into and the robber has ceramic plates

[tender karma]

gotta get a Polish Beryl ak

[deep topaz]

getting an AK in 556 should only be a concern if you already have a M4

you can get a builder kit to make a full AR-15 for like $400

[deep topaz]

shoot shoulders, head, stomach, legs, arms

[tender karma]

it's not about the money

[zealous remnant]

yeah, for a poverty pony

[pastel quartz]

but anyway, I'm not selling that can

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

i don't know enough about 556 AKs to give an opinion on their quality

[river robin]

Poor financial decision

[deep topaz]

but there's a lot of brands that make them

[fading shuttle]

aint the first anymore

[pastel quartz]

Its just in my closet, ready for self defense use

[deep topaz]

PSA just came out with 5.56 Krinkovs, AKSu variants

[river robin]

Poor financial decision

[deep topaz]

but they also have full size

[fading shuttle]

i feel like people buy guns with the excuse of self defense since they dont wanna admit its just a hobby

[deep topaz]

i buy em cause they're cool

[gusty willow]

@fading shuttle your cousin got his own Netflix mini doc

[tender karma]

I buy guns because I am severely autistic

[deep topaz]

womp womp

[fading shuttle]

i had a cousin?

[pastel quartz]

bruh, I bought an 80s mercedes for the price of more than a latest mercedes, I am the definition of poor financial decisions

[gusty willow]

Alex the great

[fading shuttle]

oh its the homo one

[gusty willow]

Just dropped today I believe

And yes there were men kissing

[fading shuttle]

so its a hobby

[deep topaz]

yes

not afraid to admit that

[fading shuttle]

the madman has admitted what most people for some reason are scared to admit

[pastel quartz]

an expensive hobby

[deep topaz]

but also for any ne'er-do-wells that enter my home

[pastel quartz]

spending a fortune to feed it

[fading shuttle]

ahuh

[deep topaz]

i will never understand buying old cars

[fading shuttle]

tell yourself that buddy

[river robin]

Kinda retarded

[pastel quartz]

bruh, compared to baby food, ammo is more expensive

[deep topaz]

if that ne'er-do-well happens to be across the street shitting in his toilet, then that's also fair game

[atomic crane]

what do we think chat

[pastel quartz]

sick

[river robin]

What if that ne’er do well is the neighbors dog (yes you intended to overpen the wall and hit the dog)

[deep topaz]

looks very similar to mine

[fading shuttle]

they just dont wanna fully admit that buying guns is a hobby, they dont do it because of self defense

[deep topaz]

I buy it for hobby first

[river robin]

[deep topaz]

but a gun is also a gun

[pastel quartz]

but I got a good deal, Working ac, all the luxury features, runs good, 10'000 miles on the clock

[tender karma]

green front handguard with tac light, very nice

[river robin]

It’s also poor for indoors combat and a shotgun is better.

[quartz ridge]

not pointing at balls 0/10 come see me after class

[deep topaz]

that's why I have a judge with 410 shells

[atomic crane]

where do you think the butt of the stock is

[gilded blade]

What should my whole personality be?

[pastel quartz]

I was suppose to get a 1973 malibu

[river robin]

Then why imply you would even use the ak for self defense you dumbshit

[atomic crane]

hell ye, plus olive pistol grip

[pastel quartz]

but I couldn't find one

[atomic crane]

and olive stock

[river robin]

[deep topaz]

maybe he's two houses down and i want to get him before he gets to me (that neighbor is a horrid drunk and plays loud music all the time)

[tender karma]

just got a lazer light module for my ruger security 9 for christmas

[atomic crane]

and olive foregrip

[atomic crane]

laserlight based

[deep topaz]

guns also tactically lower rent in your area

as long as you pop a few off each week

[gilded blade]

Because you can threaten your landlord with it?

[deep topaz]

no just stick it out the window and shoot the dirt

[tender karma]

it scares the white ppl

they cannot handle the freedom

[gilded blade]

Unless you go down south then they'll get their guns

[atomic crane]

i have pressure pads for the light but i dont like em, prefer just hitting the button with my thumb when i hold the front grip

that grip is great for weapon retention

aint no little burglar bitch gonna yank my rifle out of my hands by the barrel as i come through the doorway

[tender karma]

never thought pressure pads were smart, last thing i want is my grip to slip and my light to turn off and leave me in the dark

[atomic crane]

yeah and if i really want to temporarily flash the light on i can just half-push the button with my thumb

[quartz ridge]

barrel needs to be pointed at balls

0/10 failed the gun saftey class

forgot the first and best rule

[deep topaz]

put a sock on the end of your barrel, just like with a bat

[quartz ridge]

to have fun!

[atomic crane]

i dont want to shoot my balls off i want to beat them to a pulp by rapid firing with the stock braced against em

[deep topaz]

I love this guy's stickers

Also does touhou stuff cause why not

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTEAs4bRjY4

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1164833216755142707.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[atomic crane]

i want a united states where alcohol tobacco and firearms is a fun vacation with the family and not a government entity

[deep topaz]

Keep your rifle by your side is such a great song

[tender karma]

so what is touhou, i hear about it sometimes and my brain is too small to understand

[deep topaz]

Also I saw earlier that PSA is selling an AUG HBAR with the bipod for 2k

[tender karma]

is it an anime?

[deep topaz]

Touhou is a lesbian bullet hell where all the girls are gods

[fading shuttle]

Touhous fanbase has existed for longer than most other internet fanbases

[tender karma]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1189621474340909166/theguwa.gif?ex=659ed455&is=658c5f55&hm=64e2792b9f1bf9987b7b3103364e48b0b4f55ab80875d7b1bae719c05e87ca44&

[glad carbon]

no way

[deep topaz]

All I know about touhou is that the fan base never shuts the fuck up about bad apple

[tender karma]

All I really knew was that it was popular with mentally ill people and I wanted to know if i would fit in

[glad carbon]

touhou fanbase try not to be annoying and retarded challenge

(impossible)

[fading shuttle]

It's the only decent thing people who aren't in the fandom have seen of it

And also they are the reason the Japanese goblin shit appeared for a bit

[deep topaz]

That meme sucked

[atomic crane]

aruba

jamaica

oo i wanna take ya

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813191423461031948/1193132740023943218/1153316632156962947.gif

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1202378212970344478/IMG_8029.gif

[atomic crane]

to bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama

no one else is going to post lyrics, sadge

[pastel quartz]

"no automatic trigger groups"🤓

[glad carbon]

dont forget the shit with fumos

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rumia-rumia-fumo-fumo-fumofumo-touhou-gif-23980557

An invasive species they are

[atomic crane]

☝️🤓 sir you arent allowed to have that fire mode on your selector switch

[fading shuttle]

I've never actually met or spoken with someone who is an actual touhou fan

They are like mythical beings

[atomic crane]

sounds like some anime shit

[pastel quartz]

"sir you cannot have a barrel length more than 16 inches"🤓👆

[atomic crane]

"erm actually it's less than 16 inches" ☝️🤓

[pastel quartz]

I see, but you get my point

[atomic crane]

🤓

[glad carbon]

they're all terminally online so thats why you've never met one

[fading shuttle]

Yeah except I've never come across them online

Never chatted with one

[pastel quartz]

they're afraid some kid will stuff an sbr in his backpack

that never happened

[atomic crane]

yeah its always been funky shit like keltecs and sporting rifles, but it doesnt matter to them because their ultimate goal is to disarm us completely

[pastel quartz]

I thought america was the place that has freedom

[fading shuttle]

I've never had any form of interaction with a touhou fan, it's like the Finnish, you hear about them, maybe see some memes but it's like they don't exist

[atomic crane]

same

[pastel quartz]

now I want to go back to france

[atomic crane]

you live in canada

[pastel quartz]

I thought moving to america means I can shoot guns

[gilded blade]

HAHAHAHAhahahahaa you fell for the propaganda

[atomic crane]

as long as the guns abide by the reich's standards you can shoot them

[pastel quartz]

ramène-moi en France, je n'aime pas ça ici

[coarse bear]

https://vxtwitter.com/747shove/status/1753193700782666209?t=DchZQYnP2CsKbxFOLpqRuA&s=19

[deep topaz]

As long as you don't have a criminal record it isn't hard to get a standard issue rifle

[atomic crane]

depends on the state

[pastel quartz]

I'm a european bruh

[deep topaz]

Getting SBRs is where it gets fucky

[dreamy flax]

:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

take me back to France, I don't like it here

[atomic crane]

getting a regular unmodified firearm in california is gonna be hard because of mag size limits and other stupid shit

[pastel quartz]

Immediately after 1 year in the U.S I got a gun license

[atomic crane]

you got a license

what state were you in

[pastel quartz]

you can't even have pistol grips

[deep topaz]

Well Cali is a shithole so you may as well just not get a rifle

[pastel quartz]

florida

[deep topaz]

Just get a regular pistol

[atomic crane]

florida makes you get a license? wtf

not based

[gilded blade]

I've been in the US for my entire life and I don't have a gun license

[atomic crane]

here in arizona you can buy an AR-15 from your neighbor without any documentation at all, let alone a damn license

[deep topaz]

You don't need a gun license unless you carry it on you in public

[tulip ravine]

Evening

[deep topaz]

At least in PA

[pastel quartz]

yeah I public carry

[atomic crane]

you can own a gun before you're even 18

[gilded blade]

So the cops can go license and registration please

[atomic crane]

you better conceal it