#🎪bruh-fart
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eitherway no, that isn't a option 💀💀💀
@solar obsidian
Leave
this reminds of some shitpost i cant find
My only 2 options are just shaving and waiting till I have to shave again or laser which I am broke lol
bruhhh
khajiit headass
The answer is yes

died in tarkov
IQ
none
🈷️🔪
you really like that gif
!delight
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yes
First day I brought home Rufio home. She’s a rescue crocodile
I love reptiles
sus
that one's the impsustrer
there is an amogus among us
why the fuck is among us still a meme
amongugus
it's unreal how old that shit is
yes
but it still feels recent somehow
!delight
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among us came out in 2018
Hi delight
if among us was a child it would be walking by now
amongsus is a fun ass game though
can't complain
even though barely anyone plays it now
Delight look at my cat
it looks very aware

check out mine

@stone blade vanya look
yes
Toxoplasmosis
you can’t hate it, you are among the people who like it
Duuude, I
all the time
I am a
myself
man i hate it when
me when i
ers
im
ing

Is that what dementia looks like
?
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oh you mean ?
#🎪bruh-fart
am i right
?
I looked
because you 
its been
for like a year
you were just not
enought to use it
Why are you using it now
you lack the

No one noticed it earlier
does it mean that everyone here is
now
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Nah doesn't work like that
I'm so 
Dark souls reference
yes, every single person in this channel is absolutely and utterly fucking

the edited tag sells it actually
.



I'm so
How does that work
you math
bobama
ok so all you need to do here to solve it is just simply
and thats it really
Hello uhhh
Mathew
Hello artyom
I got bitten yesterday the first time I played and I just kept going
I only realized it after the fact
what mods would you recommend @oblique spire
cause I know the game is very different with mods
I'll send you my list
I'm probably not gonna have the patience to download like a hundred mods if that's the case
that's manageable
i'll send the list once steam makes it visible to everyone
cause rn its hidden
try that @hot snow
or
actually try this link
it worked
yippee
I'll look at them later cause I can't right now
and I'll definitely add the suppressor mod
alo
cause I like gun and I want to use
hellollo
Ooo thats one i forgot to get
alo
https://imgur.com/uDF7LZE is nice
what
bro doesn't know the lore
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void
who took my home and named it void like who tf
The gaping cranial maw black hole
on server?
no
everytime i check if the server is online, its off
brainfart is now named void
oh i didnt see that
gotta fire it up yourself
nah, lately i wanna join someone
right one’s chin…
Yeah but nvm, turns out this part won't be required on the test
HAYBAR ECKISS ECKISS ECKISS ECKISS
why is he like this
he's just a little guy
fucked up in the crib eating Hunter's pot o' blindness
negative carrots
thousands of years of linguistics
yoink
saying the same thing like a retard 
saying the same thing like a retard and being correct on all fronts 
Oh my GOD they've found the forbidden stew
chat do not look up what baby soup is
why?
trust
it's gotta be so awkward being a camera man and having to film a guy having a fake mental breakdown
noone tell him about sex scenes
anyway I am soypogging over the new one piece opening
TVアニメ「ONE PIECE」毎週日曜朝9:30よりフジテレビほかにて放送中!
2024年1月7日より、きただにひろしが歌う「あーーっす!」がオープニングテーマになりました。
タイトル:あーーっす!
作詞:藤林聖子
作曲:田中公平
編曲:中村 博
先行配信:2024年1月8日 AM0:00(予定)
CDリリース:2024年4月10日(水)
価格:
CD+Blu-ray:\2,200 (税込)
CD+DVD: \2,200 (税込)
CDのみ:\1,650(税込)
作詞:藤林聖子、作曲:田中公平による「ウィーアー!」の正統後継作。
「あーーっす!」含め4曲収録のほか、初のミュージックビデオを収録予定。
#ONEPIECE
jermaine in the desert going on a hallucinatory adventure
original clip: https://youtu.be/IXY9xx4mlw8?t=950
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instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pafbar/?hl=en
i swear i'm not just a jerma animator now lmao i do other things
I've never seen something this good
WOOOOO
Don't tell him about porn
that's disgusting
Guess who's an engineer now
congrats
are you radiation engineer
you gonna build a bridge
Engineer gaming
Now build a metal gear
a solid metal gear
this is your new pfp, put it on
that's a mouse
myshinka js a hamster
or something
For me they are associated
except without a dyslexic message that makes little to no actual statement
Im in ur walls mfs when i tell them my house is made of concrete
mm 34 fps
the only thing maja said with her message is "fuck almost everyone" and "I'm heading out"
stone them

Hmm i wonder
there we go
I'm in your house mfs when I
Im not a mechanical engineer tho
yeah radiation engineer
There is more than one engineer?
theres 10
They should all become one
there's radiation engineer
no there's 9 classes and only one named engineer
cancer air
You sure do love radiation engineers
cat
Kit
myshinka has made it clear that she knows a lot about radiation
so I'm just guessing
@eager igloo yeah man Chernobyl?
weak mfs when they can't handle some minor radiation poisoning
flop
Outw
Yea I was doing particle physics
Tummy hurt 
myshinka
so I was right
And environmental physics
But that was dump course
so what kind of engineer are you then
hi johan
The one that engineers
I think you're an engineer for some kind of secret project and that's why you're not telling us
Polska into space
I said hello to you today already
u did?
yes
dementia
your memory span is shorter than your name
Physics engineer, I guess
yoink
ah yes gordon freeman
Alo
alo
Gordon was a phd
golden fryman
Im not doing phd fuck that
you must make residence waterfall
fo3?
semantics. put on the funny suit now 
no its via 9gag.com
nty
yeah MR WHITE, yeah MAGIC
yippie
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$19.99
1219
hacer man
milk is the answer
warm or cold
drinking milk calms the brain
I think warm is better but I like cold stuff
I'm a bit of a mountain man
i hate warm milk dawg
I dont mind it
I usually eat cereal with warm milk
unless I dont feel like heating it up and then I just eat it with cold
My thesis was actually connected to LHCb experiment
I don't have cereal
what are u poor
fr
hello went out
Who wants coffee
i prefer tea
Mad to believe this guy could wipe the floor with us
WOOOOOO YEAH YEAH LETS GOOOOOO
Will give you a tea
You downloaded gamma, but still havent removed the newcumer role 
IM ENGLAND TILL I DIE IM ENGLAND TILL I SIE
im also muted
I KNOW I AM IM SURE I AM IM ENGLAND TILL I DIE
well then
who he
Drink kurdish or smuggled tea
EASY EASY EASY

Chris Eubank
just speak
Amazing boxer
easy
Speak like that all the time
Do somet if your bad
"I could take him"
by now he gotta have to mushy brain disease
alo metro
His son was a boxer too and killed in a fight I believe
Wag1
Have you ever drink smuggled tea
wtf is that
Answer me you god dammit
Where you live
I only drink pure British tea
What's with that half-assed color?
Like me
Go get a better one.

Where you live
North Carolina
Oh
You can't drink smuggled tea

You don't live near the middle east
You don't have arabic or kurdish friends
Would tea made from the leaves of a tree grown exclusively from fertilizer made of human corpses be considered indirect cannibalism?
Brother my family basically lived in turkey for years
I'm looking to start a business in a graveyard, you see.
Well maybe not the best for the Kurds considering 
So did they drink kaçak çay
And my Mrs is Iraqi South African 
Ask them
Ok I’ll ask them later
Wow it literally translates to illegal tea
I thought you were turkish, not chinese.
You gonna drink that?
OguzY at work
Do you piss in sinks?
They brang back the voice messages
I'm gonna show you my accent
It’s better to piss in the sink then sink in the piss
what if you're the piss?
Then your just a wrongun
Ah, a fellow fan of the personality excretion fetish.
Let that sink in. Its cold outside
Piss in the sink while you brew some human corpse tea.
My kitchen would smell
Hell nah
I didn't say that
Piss in the sink when your wash your vegetables
wait
Marinade
Too late, it's in the notes now.
personality excretion?
...what if i dont wash vegetables 
Someone excreting out their entire personality/mind/soul via an orifice.
same
Tbh neither most here are washed already 
Could be in liquid or solid form.
that's weird
And ironically r probably one of the least wierd wierd things of todays world
Soul is stored in the balls.
So the piss may be the feelings
So that means nut = soul
AND WE ARE GETTING LESS MORAL AFTER NUT
"Cumming your brains out" indeed.
ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER
When your back shotting you nut too much and wake up in heaven fr
and while pissing we are throwing away our feelings, cause piss are emotions that are stored in the soul (balls)
it's not working
And why is that?
This guys piss is just water and toxins. Got not much else to contribute.
Unlike my piss, which is purple and glowing.
my piss is green lighting neon, wdym?
Here, have a taste.
This guys piss is fucking quaking.
Something's not right with that boy...
Mood
Spongebob lore, he stayed under the sea
yes
Here you go
Monkey show boxing style at Phnom Penh Safari Cambodia.
Full fight 🥶
Team blue all the way
Boob morning
Binge watching Indian military parade videos because every one of them has shit like this
💖 7 🔁 1
basically a motorized circus
thats the most raw shit
boobs
This fucking creature is a reality anchor I swear
so i did some math today
and it made my depression worse
who wants to hear some sad facts?
Sure
then our reality will cease to exist in a decade
because of student loans being very predatory, here are some facts about my income situation:
- i cant work atm due to restrictions involved with workers comp so bare this in mind
- i net -$350 a month (so i bring in $1400 a month)
- my loans and car payment alone net $1750.00
- if i use all my money on my student loans it would take at the earliest 18 years to pay it all off
just dont have a car
americans are cursed to have car or their life will cease to exist
cant get anywhere with out it
poor strategic moment
public transport is nonexsistant
thanks to lobbying by the car industry
america is completely car dependent
even worse, americans buy $100k trucks with hand pump windshields
wtf
who told you that
ive never seen a hand pumped windshield
🐸
side window
or
and most people who buy trucks use them for work
Driver side Window/Passanger side window, rear passanger window left or right
but still, 100k for a basic ass truck is a plain robbery
are you talking about a manual window where you roll it up or down
your country seem to normalize it, whichbis weird
basic truck rn is ~45k
then the handle breaks and it's 42c in the middle of summer
yeah you have to grab the handle and turn it to make the window go up and down

i forgor which video i saw it on but its fairly recent
hand crank window yes
Gonna start selling burger sauce
my step dad has it on his truck since its "less shit that will break down"
This YouTube channel just hit 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! To celebrate, I bought myself a new truck and moved to the suburbs.
SUBURBIA RULES, BRO!
Script by Jason Slaughter & Nicole Conlan.
Apologies to Last Week Tonight for ripping off some of their Homeowners Association jokes:
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The best part a...
might be this vid?
im not familliar with US car pricing but im pretty sure 40k can give you a pretty sweet car
rivian electric truck? the one jerryrigeverything drives? it looks sick
idk if its 40k
in reality sarge drives golf 2
but a 2022 not 2024
man i just need a honda fit
why did they stop selling it in south east asia
big sad
yep lol
dont you have to like start small when it comes to cars
any specific reason to buy that car?
honda fit is a smol hatchback
was talking about da chevy
this is like my 5th or 6th car
oh so its better to buy bigger cars?
just clear the driveway
-.-
i hate hatchbacks
fucking suv wanna be cars
but yea theres some smaller ones
but i am a bigger guy so i feel claustrophobic in most of them

claustrophobic
i am smol
i like smol cars
though i havent drive any cars yet
golf 2 is for you ma frien
i am big
south east asia market is different
asians are tiny
just get you a honda civic lol
nah sedans are too expensive
im thinking of getting secondhand citycars
daihatsu sirion
or maybe a yaris
just get an european car
honda civic is like cheap af lol its the most used car in the world i think
i told u the market is different here
sedans are wayyy inflated in price for some reason
nobody buys them
car manufacturers dont bring em here
move?
you have public transportation so
nah its also shit here
i kinda wanna travel every month/years or so
we rely on uber mostly
@placid sail ur russian da?
not really, I'm from Nevada
Damp
didnt i see you speak russian the other day
nah man
lol
apparently this storm says fuck Seattle and Vancouver BC
never gonna give you up
Tekken 8 customization is something else
Do a lot of people even use the forward assist? I know in cod the animation pushes the forward assist all the time
Idk, I've never had to use mine but like an extra failsafe can't hurt
Probably
Thats why you put a forward assist on your forward assist
afaik, the forward assist is meant for:
- smacking the bolt closed when the gun is too gunked up
- for closing the bolt 'silently'
It does as it's name says, it assists the bolt in closing forward. Can sometimes help when gun is dirty or spring doesn't send it all the way. Since AR/M16's dont have an exposed charging handle it theoretically can help
For example on an AK the charging handle is directly connected to the entire bolt carrier group and can be manually slammed forward, something you can't do on an AR
Eugene stoner did not put one on his original designs, it's something the army specifically requested him to add, he thought it was unnecessary
gun mechanisms make a fair bit of noise
No not maintenance more like extreme fail scenarios
i see
True you can chamber a round much quieter using forward assist
interesting 
Fortnite
Supposedly on some guns it's actually a detriment, they added some to a few steyer augs and it actually caused more failures so they stopped putting them on
No
i've done my advertisement for today
and 
who tf are these amonguses?
one is a coast guard veteran of the armored services. You know, the tanks the coast guard uses
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I awake
I'm exercising in real life so i can go in morrowind VR and punch the shit out of everyone in my way
Scout shares his some of his unsavory opinions about demo players on the internet. This one came out really fast paced but I had fun with it :) hope its not too hard to follow. Thanks for watching and hopefully I will have more videos to share sometime soon
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@final cedar

I had a weird ass dream
Guts and Casca were having sex but Guts got a PTSD flashback in the middle of it.
Then I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my adderall
Guts was bottoming, of course
wat
Prozac dreams
piss piss
rate my character
he mewing
whats that creature on the back
who left those here?
sims 3 is goated
The sims is just playing with dolls but for adults somehow I don’t get it.
broken homes create sims purchases
"games are just toys but for adults i don't get it"
🤓
The appeal of the Sims is that you can create a completely disfuncional family.
Of the three that pinged me, your response was the only one that wasn’t retarded.
Stay based
Your comment was retarded by itself
ryry yap moment 2024
Because saying the dollhouse game is like other games wasn’t retarded.
Cope more.
The sims is barely a game.
if pong is a game then watching bacteria grow in a petri dish also counts as a game
making something a game requires human intervention in media
by using your logic any computer game is "toys for adults"
you're complaining just to complain
And Im saying you’re twisting my words as you usually do.
Moderator behavior
just quit being wrong and it'll stop
you're extremely low iq today
Cope more
wah wah, I smart you dumb
what a mess
its a messer
meow
er
fat fuck
Bros profile picture really checks out
bro who are you
Hehehgehe
the cheapest one in the nearest shop is like 3-something eur/kg and it's my favourite
If you know where to look you can find cheese cheap.
I recommend you try manchego cheese.
vadim blyat
My cheese is cheap lmao
||dick cheese||
the stunning beauty of ye nature
oh hey
Like a dollar
i was told at one point before i finish the game to go around the top right of the map
today's the last day of brainfart not being the second offtopic, which is the second reddit, which is all so terribly redundant and lame
I almost forgor
so im just exploring currently
gotta pull out the farewell party
That’s not a type that’s a price.
slice your balls with a razor and let the blood drip
Elaborate
Maybe tree fiddy
your idea of a party is kinda weird ngl pork product
blabla bla aldo back february
Oh
gamer shower
(unless it's all mods' gaslight)
(which would be kinda funny actually)
which is obviously impossible because we all know mods can't be funny even if they tried
therefore it's true
Real

fallout devs have no idea how to make guns
or dungeons
or lore
or skill trees
or dialogs
or facial animations
or difficulty scaling
etc
bethesda robbed obsidian of their franchise and stomped it
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #Twitch #OBS
Biblibcally Accurate Assault Rifle
and now they both work under microcock which is kind of funny
i hope microsoft doesn't own every part of gaming industry in like 10 years
money corrupts all moment
we gonna rock down to electric avenue
the double barrel safety…
greetings godless deli meat obelisk
Forwarder assist
it took me ages to catch a good lightning strike for that screenshot
what game is that
rdr2
sweet
i tweaked with the contrast a little until i thought it looked good
What about the godfull deli meat obelisk?
dont burn the dinner next time
i do not know if it exists
brainfart do i drink the slop
yes
if it ain't bubblin it ain't good
walking past it without trying would be a disrpespect for the whole dev team who's put it there
🐟
i dont know what the slop did
i fell asleep and woke up next to my horse
or like slightly outside the shack
weird ass cauldron liquid
ye olde roofied
and here i thought shit would go down
u got cancer
my disappointmnt is immeasurable
sorry
already got tuberculosis
gonna kill me before the cancer does
the animators literally got overworked to near death for this anime
its still funny that they just slap a pic from steam store lol
Hows my fashion in warframe?
you look like a transformer going through his rebellious teen phase
but I think that's the norm for warframe
Warframe is just angles/10
Just like every prime warframe
I see pavlo lurking lol
Hi pavlo 
i like the veteran's armor set
mfw pink
just spawned in silent hill
gauss
what game
brutal look
fallout 4
Alo
What are you playing
fallout 4
silent hill when it meets talkative plains
i hate that cat
banned
its a french cat
a man is not guilty for being born
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i love me some satire
alex who
p!alex
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@fading shuttle
No, he’s still here
he didnt show when i tried to mention him
what
i dmd you
If I was Governor of California, I would force all heterosexual men to go live in the milking machine
its playing with dolls but the dolls animate themselves autonomously and you can be a very vengeful and sadistic God to them.
thats the appeal.
mostly
Regular thing on the server
You search someone with @ and can't find them
real
Chicken butt
Yeah, idk why on pc fromsoft insists on setting fps caps to 60
Maybe on the older games i get it
But elden ring and sekiro seemingly run perfectly fine at high framerates
And ds3 has some minor hiccups at 144fps but at 120 i had zero issues
old bark soles had that stupid shit where physics were tied to FPS or something
love how it sounds like chewing styrofoam
its more of a chewing powder pudding
yk the powder for pudding you get in the bag
or flour
kessler syndrome, my beloved
food
You HAVE to ?
Just don't nick the jewels, m8
Oh mb I assumed we were talking beard here
I don't like my facial hair so yes
Why it is hurting
cause my machine broke and I have to use a razor so combine with thick hair = hurt
my shaving cream is out, my dad has some but I can't use up all of his reserves
Yeah then go dry
eitherway, wish I no longer had facial hair man, if I could make it magically vanish I would
You can if you burn deep enough
wdym
Well if you destroy the hair bulbs it won't regrow
Oi
How much steam os takes space on a steamdeck?
ah
hm
maybe
anything to be rid of
facial hair
All you need is some napalm and a lighter
I'm not by my deck atm. Give me an hr or so
Iirc it should be ~ 10Gb or so
Ohh great! Captchas are useless now!
bro doesn't know they were never for keeping the bots out
they were for making them smarter
captchas were never for AI, just poorly written clickers for buying items
bot scalper programs and such
gaseous pear wiggler
That can't be a sentence 😂
the wiggler
🤓 👆 "It's actually a shimulation of virtual particles!"
Uni is literally me
hog
Yello
oh my god kojima made another shitposting walking game


