he saw boobas
#πͺbruh-fart
crimson flame
gilded blade
"You could've just reddit"
fresh rose
"You could've just reddit"
I hope a 1x1 lego piece the size of your head if not a little bigger falls on your head and gets stuck there
pale ingot
i hope both of you wake up one day with a giant ass "DUNCE" hat glued to your head so well that you can't take it off without scalping yourself
heavy peak
final cedar
fresh rose
i hope both of you wake up one day with a giant ass "DUNCE" hat glued to your he...
Jokes on you I have no head
Get fucking fucked motherfucking motherfucker
gilded blade
i hope both of you wake up one day with a giant ass "DUNCE" hat glued to your he...
Oh yeah? Well, I hope you get 8 full hours of sleep tonight and wake up feeling refreshed π‘
pale ingot
Oh yeah? Well, I hope you get 8 full hours of sleep tonight and wake up feeling ...
NNNAHHH .
too late
im only getting 7 at most
maybe 6 and a half if im lucky
undone wave
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1201860344499142736/...
My inorganic chem lab TA
inland jackal
Bober
slender rock
thats fuck it, buket
storm stream
slender rock
shitbuckets
gilded blade
im only getting 7 at most
7 hours ain't bad at all really. I still feel pretty good after only 7
inland jackal
World of tanks with planes
ocean pulsar
No clue what the handstop foregrip model is soz
undone wave
Dankula is just evil Limmy
storm stream
shitbuckets
no sound or brains in teammates either
undone wave
slender rock
no sound or brains in teammates either
same shit in almost every popular pvp game
slender rock
Dankula is just evil Limmy
he's the libertarian limmy
ocean pulsar
pale ingot
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884051675680231504/1201985304224084008/...
dong kare
ocean pulsar
crimson flame
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884051675680231504/1201985304224084008/...
i only got 0.35
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-sleeper-cat-gif-26608526
literally me in NOW
sage otter
atomic pewter
uncut obsidian
p!repost
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uncut obsidian
gm
pastel quartz
https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809
I-forgot-what-those creatures-are-called does the goofy
weak jackal
MIRELURKS
uncut obsidian
brainfart in 2060
heavy peak
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow
heavy peak
Japan <:pogchomp:1032210629597089843>
glad carbon
goon morning
uncut obsidian
goon morning
gmgm
uncut obsidian
upper axle
stone blade
mm yes loud
heavy peak
final cedar
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/b0vUT.gif
toxic sundial
glad carbon
hi nota
toxic sundial
I'm running tarkov with my friends who bought the game yesterday, we spawn in reserve and he turns to his right and full autos me because he thought I was just some random I guess
sage otter
But I do get tired from sleeping a average of 4h30 on a 44hours work week, so goodnight chat
!sean
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uncut yew
I never get tired of that guy sliding down Falkland hills on his ass
Gave me fucking anxiety watching that, man could have gotten his his ass and legs sliced by something sharp
I once slid down a frozen hill on my knees, had to go to the fucking hospital and get stiches after.
glad carbon
I'm running tarkov with my friends who bought the game yesterday, we spawn in re...
wtf
even my fresh account friends dont do this
uncut obsidian
Gave me fucking anxiety watching that, man could have gotten his his ass and leg...
that one mission in COD where you're supposed to slide down a hill and avoid rocks
storm stream
I'm running tarkov with my friends who bought the game yesterday, we spawn in re...
did he think there would be a nametag above your head?
glad carbon
that one mission in COD where you're supposed to slide down a hill and avoid roc...
"that one mission" theres like 20 sliding missions
final cedar
it's like when you snowboarding and move belly down a icy slope
uncut obsidian
"that one mission" theres like 20 sliding missions
i was like 10 back then ion remember
glad carbon
i was like 10 back then ion remember
ok dementia
final cedar
uncut yew
heavy peak
fresh rose
How do you even like get in the situation to slide down a hill on your fucking ass
How do you even get out
Like he just has to sit there and let his ass take all the frostbite and tension from sliding down the hill
fresh rose
Took a few inches off his ass
sage otter
He got plenty 
fresh rose
American pancake before the incident now just a french crepe
sage otter
So a upgrade then ?
fresh rose
Arent crepes thinner
pastel quartz
thats actually genius
storm stream
pastel quartz
delicate trail
no
glad carbon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcI8klFEcvM
The absolute state of steam
tulip ravine
The game was annoying
Draw 0-0
Fucking handball on the line stopping a goal and didnβt give a penalty for it
uncut obsidian
How do you even get out
try to maximize the friction by laying on your back/belly?
also use the boots as brakes
atomic crane
maybe its like the movies where you can stab the ice with a knife and hold onto the knife like an ice pick
hell yeah, that would be badass
glad carbon
also use the boots as brakes
you can prolly just try to flip urself around to be feet-first and then dig ur heels in
uncut obsidian
i was almost saying that
glad carbon
almost but no quite
uncut obsidian
use the sides of boots as brakes
atomic crane
i think he coulda stopped himself if he wanted to but who would want to
uncut obsidian
since you get the most area that way
atomic crane
sliding down that hill be like yippee
uncut obsidian
sliding down that hill be like yippee
until you meet a metal stick sticking out
or a rock
or anything
glad carbon
or anything
even a tiny piece of ice
atomic crane
until you meet a metal stick sticking out
thats pussy shit
glad carbon
i slipped on ice and tore my palm open on this tiny-ass jagged piece of ice that someone kicked up
atomic crane
if yall killed my ass in the zone are yall decrypting my PDA or selling it
atomic pewter
Do you have stashes ?
atomic crane
well wouldn't that just answer the question
atomic pewter
Decrypting it costs like 500 rubles and selling it usually goes for at least 1k
I can do both.
atomic crane
fuck it my PDA self destructs in your hand
atomic pewter
Awesome I'll throw it at monolith
glad carbon
if yall killed my ass in the zone are yall decrypting my PDA or selling it
i'd decrypt it
atomic crane
it's glazed with my cum so its like a sticky grenade
sorry theodoric your hand is semtexed
atomic pewter
I'll pour stolichnaya on that shit
glad carbon
nah man, saliva, thats the secret
atomic crane
saliva?
atomic pewter
ye spit on it and work it with ur hand
storm stream
throw it into a burner anom
atomic crane
bloody brilliant
atomic crane
how else would u apply saliva, jelqo
i would spit on it tbh
that's the only way i know to apply saliva
like spit saliva, maybe you thought i meant hockin a loog
glad carbon
just lick it clean smh
atomic crane
π³
broken topaz
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don%27t-you-cat-lowpoly-3...
me and jelqo's pda
atomic crane
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813191423461031948/1193132740023943218/11...
fahh... gyah...
quartz saffron
atomic pewter
final cedar
get your bets in
atomic crane
drowned in shallow water
atomic pewter
The swamps experience
atomic crane
https://tenor.com/view/gay-cats-gif-25220458
atomic crane
300 rads
smoke 1 marlboro cowboy killer
cured
the 50s doctors were right about these things
atomic pewter
Gotta smoke that proper gopnik dogshit cigarette
atomic crane
yeah the marlboros are kinda shit for rads but better for satiety
nicer tobacco = more satisfied
shittier cigarette = better rad reduction for some reason???
glad carbon
we smoking straight worm-on-a-string
atomic pewter
Energy drink + marlboro
atomic crane
we smokin Cigarettes (Soviet) in this bitch
atomic pewter
Breakfast
glad carbon
Energy drink + marlboro
slavic mealprep
atomic pewter
Pocket bober
glad carbon
1 cig, a monster, and a single sausage
atomic pewter
Doctor's sausage
atomic crane
Pocket bober
kurwa
atomic crane
quartz saffron
atomic pewter
What about Soul Calibur customization
solar coral
What about Soul Calibur customization
its a furry
atomic pewter
glad carbon
cheesehead vs fire-breather
atomic pewter
I should get on starship trooper and meme on some bugs
glad carbon
I should get on starship trooper and meme on some bugs
you should get on helldivers 2 in a week
atomic pewter
Eh
Don't care for helldivers
Don't have a regular crew of folks to play it with and solo fucking blows, didn't leave a good impression on me
atomic pewter
Maybe I'll give it a go
If my regular group of friends even acknowlede it's existence
Oh it's a third person shooter now instead of a diablo-like... KINDA disappointing
atomic pewter
Fucked up
glad carbon
so it looks a ton like some unreal 5 demo
atomic pewter
Starship Troopers ran like butter on the highest graphics back on UE4
solar coral
Starship Troopers ran like butter on the highest graphics back on UE4
Starship troopers or smthn idk
atomic pewter
Moved to UE5 ? Game barely breached 30 FPS on my setup
glad carbon
Starship troopers or smthn idk
whats this
atomic pewter
That audio is crap
solar coral
whats this
starship troopers
atomic pewter
But I recognise the game
solar coral
That audio is crap
its 25kb/s
glad carbon
But I recognise the game
solar coral
Starship : dangerous, obv
atomic pewter
Can't remember the damn name of it though
solar coral
Can't remember the damn name of it though
Elite dangerous lmao
atomic pewter
solar coral
Me when hydra
atomic pewter
Love how that's the fourth result when I search "Elite Dangerous fucked up alien"
glad carbon
Elite dangerous lmao
Elite Citizen
atomic pewter
Very cool
atomic pewter
Oh fuck don't remind me that scam exists
glad carbon
Oh fuck don't remind me that scam exists
i bought it a while ago and it's def changed but like
not enough
solar coral
This is the ship im running to kill the space bugs
solar coral
You got scammed Frog.
I mean TBF are you being scammed if you know exactly what you're getting
glad carbon
I mean TBF are you being scammed if you know exactly what you're getting
this
i knew it was half baked
atomic pewter
So you willingly bought it, knowing it would be ass ?
solar coral
now, if you bought a non existant ship you are
a dumbass
and get scammed nerd
glad carbon
i just got it to fly around n shoot shit
solar coral
So you willingly bought it, knowing it would be ass ?
honestlyyyyyyyyyy its not THAAAAATTT bad, if they didnt make a bunch of promises, optimized the game, and released it in its current form, it would be p good
atomic pewter
Instead it's the physical embodiment of development hell
solar coral
Instead it's the physical embodiment of development hell
CORRECT!!!
glad carbon
if they had the current stage of the game 10 years ago
solar coral
because its actually being worked on but we all know that shit isnt going to release
glad carbon
because its actually being worked on but we all know that shit isnt going to rel...
squadron 42 is the scam for sure
solar coral
if they had the current stage of the game 10 years ago
i refuse to believe it took 10 years to make that shit, elite dangerous took less time to make the entire fucking milky way galaxy
atomic pewter
No man's sky has achieved more than that damn thing in like 3 years
(Too bad the game still bores me to death after just a couple sessions but still)
glad carbon
no mans sky has so much but not alot to do
solar coral
(Too bad the game still bores me to death after just a couple sessions but still...
braben stepped down and a new team is behind elite, so it has hope for returning to its former glory
glad carbon
you can explore like a billion planets but bulding sucks and every planet is basically the same as the last planet
atomic pewter
Pretty much
solar coral
theres a whole meme about how you need to buy ARX to make the devs remember elite dangerous exists lol
atomic pewter
Even getting hyperdrive upgrades is just... Snooze
solar coral
Even getting hyperdrive upgrades is just... Snooze
ong just use a fleet carrier
atomic pewter
I know dick-all about ED
I'd get a fleet carrier if I gave enough of a shit about the game to play it for that long
I don't, sadly.
solar coral
I know dick-all about ED
Basically jurrassic park made more than it one year so fdev decided to stop working on it lmao
atomic pewter
Astroneer had me engaged more than NMS
And that game is borderline devoid of any life
solar coral
Astroneer had me engaged more than NMS
astroneer nowadays is snooze
atomic pewter
The slug collecting questline is the best part of the game lol
solar coral
Bruh i stg we're gunna have some eve online player come on and say "play eve online" and you know we gonna fucking hang that bitch
actual mobile game
glad carbon
astroneer nowadays is snooze
all space games are so boring
because they really try to emulate the vast emptiness of space
atomic pewter
Homeworld is pretty pog though
solar coral
all space games are so boring
glad carbon
and thats boring as fuck!!!
solar coral
outer wilds
glad carbon
that's a story adventure game
solar coral
that's a story adventure game
and>
atomic pewter
And homeworld is an RTS
solar coral
easily the best game ive ever played in my entire life
atomic pewter
Still happens in space
glad carbon
rts games are epic
atomic pewter
Age of Empires 2 enjoyer here
glad carbon
u can set it under the sea and it'd be good
solar coral
rts games are epic
pikmin player :
glad carbon
u can set it under the sea and it'd be good
fish micromanager
atomic pewter
OG warcraft 3 player before it got absolutely cunted by Blizzard
solar coral
you love your little yellow pikmin you little pikmin boy? you little piss colored pikmin boy>?
atomic pewter
To my utter surprise though, people are starting to mod warcraft 3 reforged
Something I did not expect AT ALL
solar coral
To my utter surprise though, people are starting to mod warcraft 3 reforged
Im surprised how many RTS players just refuse to entertain the idea of a TTRPG
like
magic tartan
atomic pewter
Especially after blizzard up and went "All your custom content belongs to us lmao"
solar coral
i love DND n shit, and that shit is just RTS but you get to explain in great detail how dirty you talk to a kobold
atomic pewter
TTRPGs require weeks/months of setup some crackheads like me just don't have the patience to put up with
solar coral
TTRPGs require weeks/months of setup some crackheads like me just don't have the...
Nah, one shots
slender rock
atomic pewter
Warhammer.
solar coral
Warhammer.
WARHAMMER PLAYERS (TTRPG) ARE GENUINELY THE WORST FUCKING PEOPLE IVE EVER MET
atomic pewter
solar coral
IVE NEVER MET A NON NECKBEARD WARHAMMER (TTRPG) PLAYER
I LITERALLY MET A FUCKER WHO WOULD DESCRIBE wrapping presents SCENES WHEN YOU GET CAPTURED BY THE ENEMY
solar coral
anyway, paladin best class
atomic pewter
Must be a slaanesh enjoyer
solar coral
Must be a slaanesh enjoyer
"ur a woman scientist therefore sex"
slender rock
Christ
solar coral
clarification : player as in "i only play warhammer because DND is for babies"
atomic pewter
I stopped playing D&D and TTRPGs not because I didn't enjoy the games but because at the time I played those my social skills were dogshit
solar coral
I stopped playing D&D and TTRPGs not because I didn't enjoy the games but becaus...
dude get in a oneshot w/ me and you'll hear me scream at the top of my lungs at the kobold warlock for a single intimidation check
slender rock
I stopped playing D&D and TTRPGs not because I didn't enjoy the games but becaus...
You're here so did they improve or not?
atomic pewter
I stay in brainfart because I have fuck-all to talk about in newbies/stalker chats
slender rock
Same
atomic pewter
And because I occasionally fish for memes here
slender rock
Aye
pastel quartz
what are ya'll talking about
solar coral
I stay in brainfart because I have fuck-all to talk about in newbies/stalker cha...
I was banished here after telling noobs about pronouns and the sweaty men in X18
atomic pewter
Honestly getting a damn job, meeting people and talking to people at work and finding a solid group of friends in VRChat (of all fuckin' places)
Is how my social skills and my personality improved for the better
slender rock
I'm self baishinging here because I kinda did some clown shit
atomic pewter
Honestly I'm waiting for grok to fucking release 1.0
slender rock
Lol
solar coral
Gonna come back when the furrys are gone
Ok they're gone now
slender rock
Keke
solar coral
Look at my cats
atomic pewter
Child-like behaviour but ok.
pastel quartz
Look at my cats
solar coral
Ong
broken topaz
Look at my cats
solar coral
https://tenor.com/view/cat-neko-atsume-atsume-gif-6384618149056188212
life could be dream
life could be dream
atomic pewter
They look somewhat edible
solar coral
They look somewhat edible
ofc the dragon says that
atomic pewter
Vore disgusts me so get your mind out of there lol
pastel quartz
atomic pewter
pastel quartz
atomic pewter
slender rock
Cursed
pastel quartz
what
pastel quartz
It's a Glock.. but a flintlock.
WHY
atomic pewter
This man hasn't been exposed to cursed guns enough
atomic pewter
pastel quartz
look up german T korobovs guns
strong eagle
look up german T korobovs guns
Seen them
pastel quartz
thats the meaning of cursed guns
toxic sundial
atomic pewter
strong eagle
strong eagle
A lot of you would fold under this situation.
atomic crane
the holy bolter
pastel quartz
the holy bolter
bolter pistol
atomic pewter
atomic crane
storm bolter
strong eagle
atomic crane
but not double barrel
strong eagle
pastel quartz
p90 mag on a butchered AK...
handguard from a draco on the front
atomic pewter
pastel quartz
that goes so fucking hard
you can look like a black templar
feral kiln
atomic pewter
Why does everybody obsess over black templars
feral kiln
bullpup scorpion evo
atomic crane
you can look like a black templar
der codex astartes ist ein bunch of bullscheisse
atomic pewter
I love how fat as fuck the gun is overall and then the mag is just the size of the handle
Absolutely puny
pastel quartz
der codex astartes ist ein bunch of bullscheisse
no little german boy, don't join the black templars!
strong eagle
feral kiln
no little german boy, don't join the black templars!
green salamanders better
pastel quartz
green salamanders better
ewwww mercy
strong eagle
green salamanders better
Pussy
pastel quartz
fuck them civilians bruh
strong eagle
Warcriminal chapters better!
atomic pewter
I got assigned Blood Angels before
feral kiln
humanity must be preserved
atomic pewter
So I get to fight alongside necrons I guess
strong eagle
humanity must be preserved
By killing everyone else
They can't get to us if we get to them first!
atomic crane
those red eyes be looking chaos as fuck
pastel quartz
Warcriminal chapters better!
a reminder that the codex astartes did not include saving civvies
pastel quartz
those red eyes be looking chaos as fuck
that's just tyberus the red wake
atomic pewter
Never seen a space marine caress a gun like it's a dick before
atomic pewter
Alright boys, get the melta.
pastel quartz
Never seen a space marine caress a gun like it's a dick before
how do you think they reproduce
atomic crane
the codex astartes, a guide for how to be a loyal space marine chapter
atomic pewter
Space juice
pastel quartz
Space juice
no, they show their gun to sisters of battle and they do their things
atomic crane
that's just tyberus the red wake
nuh uh
its got the templar cross
not the carcharodon symbol
strong eagle
no, they show their gun to sisters of battle and they do their things
Wouldn't the Sister's insides rupture?
atomic pewter
Sisters are augmented, they'll be fine
pastel quartz
its got the templar cross
missing the glowing red claws too
pastel quartz
Wouldn't the Sister's insides rupture?
sisters got the same treatment as the space marines, pretty sure they have the same upgrades*
atomic crane
keep them away from goge vandire and they will be ok
strong eagle
I only got 4 types of shit in my phone gallery:
- Family photos from Whatsapp
- Memes
- Hellenic Republic propaganda
- Femboys
pastel quartz
Wouldn't the Sister's insides rupture?
plus its like a mating call, the fancier the gun the more their chance of mating is
If you got those custodian bolters, then you basically in
atomic pewter
So plasma gun and heavy bolters get bitches, got it
pastel quartz
So plasma gun and heavy bolters get bitches, got it
tricked out custodian bolters
strong eagle
plus its like a mating call, the fancier the gun the more their chance of mating...
For a part of 40k "lore" which is absolutely insignificant and only reserved for fanfic.
You do give a rather.. detailed description 
atomic pewter
You underestimate this one's ability to go with the flow
strong eagle
You underestimate this one's ability to go with the flow
It's a Anime PFP.
What the fuck could I have expected?
pastel quartz
For a part of 40k "lore" which is absolutely insignificant and only reserved for...
brother you know I'm not about that heresy, obviously sisters of battle prioritize the emperor more
strong eagle
brother you know I'm not about that heresy, obviously sisters of battle prioriti...
Too bad!
I have the comissar mindset
"If I didn't purge it, it's heressy!"
pastel quartz
I have the comissar mindset
merde
fierce jay
brother you know I'm not about that heresy, obviously sisters of battle prioriti...
Thatβs what a heretic would say
final cedar
final cedar
how long did it take you to figure out you're allowed to post in bf again?
river zealot
non, pas français
oui oui baguette
strong eagle
how long did it take you to figure out you're allowed to post in bf again?
One second
pastel quartz
Thatβs what a heretic would say
nuh uh
strong eagle
One second
final cedar
not a heretic
that's exactly what a heretic would say
strong eagle
not a heretic
If you claim to be pure...
Them why are you not revolted by the fr#nch language?
final cedar
strong eagle
pastel quartz
If you claim to be pure...
Them why are you not revolted by the fr#nch language?
I simply come from a chapter where the leader thinks he's napoleon
and taught us fr#nch
strong eagle
I simply come from a chapter where the leader thinks he's napoleon
Murder him to make things right
fierce jay
So a heretic chapter
atomic pewter
Emprah says you's a 'eretic, Ogryn gets ta eat ya rations
strong eagle
Emprah says you's a 'eretic, Ogryn gets ta eat ya rations
As a*
fierce jay
So a chaos chapter
final cedar
@grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
So a chaos chapter
non, still swear my life to the codex astartes
fierce jay
deep topaz
so an OC super cool chapter nobody knows about called the super emprah star pirates
fierce jay
non, still swear my life to the codex astartes
Name of the chapter?
final cedar
99Β’ Porn store??
Fucking extortionate prices!!
atomic pewter
pastel quartz
Name of the chapter?
The garde impΓ©riale
final cedar
The garde impΓ©riale
fierce jay
alright then
pastel quartz
No heresy here bud
fierce jay
final cedar
atomic pewter
Do you think the imperium actually does naval warfare
pastel quartz
Do you think the imperium actually does naval warfare
yeah, in space
final cedar
duh, full of marines
strong eagle
Do you think the imperium actually does naval warfare
No, every single planet had their water sucked off.
final cedar
lucky water
pastel quartz
No, every single planet had their water sucked off.
don't they instead do it in space?
strong eagle
lucky water
Not that type of sucking off, you clown fucker!!
final cedar
there's multiple times they deployed naval units
strong eagle
In space
final cedar
Not that type of sucking off, you clown fucker!!
kys don't even know about Knights of Oceanus
poser
strong eagle
atomic pewter
strong eagle
poser
You do realize that knowing obscure 40k and posting your knowledge out in the public is a prime giveaway that you will get absolutely 0 play whatsoever?
strong eagle
https://youtu.be/CBAVw6LuGxI
It's always the Germans!
final cedar
You do realize that knowing obscure 40k and posting your knowledge out in the pu...
don't care
strong eagle
It's always the Germans!
They take it too far!
strong eagle
don't care
I worship Sigmar, you worship a corpse in a chair.
We are not the same.
atomic pewter
Holy Ligmar
strong eagle
Who says I worship the dead emperor <:snigsmile:1023668739541045259>
I knew you were a heretic this whole time!
GREY KNIGHTS!!
final cedar
I knew you were a heretic this whole time!
pastel quartz
I knew you were a heretic this whole time!
and he accused me of being a heretic, smh
final cedar
I've seen you at the annual meetup, slaneeshi b-
strong eagle
Skaven player detected, post? Blocked
atomic pewter
Bet you enjoy Bretonia
strong eagle
do the skaven still exist in 40k
They never did
pastel quartz
I've seen you at the annual meetup, slaneeshi b-
brother, I have never been outside the warp
strong eagle
Bet you enjoy Bretonia
If he does, straight into the inciderator.
pastel quartz
perhaps you are giving in to the illusions of slaanesh?
atomic pewter
Vampire counts, vampire coast, Tomb Kings, Bretonia...
final cedar
brother, I have never been outside the warp
casually admitting to being a warp entity?
deep topaz
ive heard in Darktide that some veteran characters mention ratling snipers
so are those actual ratmen
strong eagle
perhaps you are giving in to the illusions of slaanesh?
I believe I am not.
atomic pewter
Kinda sad nobody talks about the Legion of the Damned
final cedar
ork submarine
strong eagle
Kinda sad nobody talks about the Legion of the Damned
I never did forget about them.
pastel quartz
casually admitting to being a warp entity?
I meant I have never seen whats it like outside the ship during travel through thw warp
pastel quartz
your english don't work the way you want it
english Isn't my 1st language
slender rock
π₯
slender rock
Lol
glad carbon
@river zealot hi memeg
strong eagle
river zealot
<@1049089806715596810> hi memeg
hi froge
glad carbon
how it gooning
strong eagle
atomic pewter
river zealot
how it gooning
glad carbon
<:gunmouth:1146904437919580273>
pastel quartz
how it gooning
goon
strong eagle
how it gooning
"Gooning"?
I don't have the patience to deal with these BARBARΔͺ
slender rock
Lol
strong eagle
how it gooning
glad carbon
he thinks he's a Cleaner π
slender rock
@pastel quartz fair, I don't know any French let alone butcher the living shit out it
strong eagle
he thinks he's a Cleaner π
Caesar's Cleaner.
slender rock
So we . Just don't
deep topaz
je mapelle asshat
glad carbon
Caesar's Cleaner.
my ass does NOT have the green flu
strong eagle
Caesar's Cleaner.
pastel quartz
je mapelle asshat
well hello there asshat
final cedar
strong eagle
my ass does NOT have the green flu
glad carbon
<:SusWokege:1093693708920168498>
strong eagle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160671449858719758/1187305024351641680...
Need to check yer vaccine certification first.
deep topaz
glad carbon
Need to check yer vaccine certification first.
is this an excuse to fondle
pastel quartz
je mapelle asshat
also its je m'appelle
strong eagle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937164796695019572/1033493115492909086/...
relatable
deep topaz
what game that
glad carbon
nice gun
atomic pewter
Starship Troopers: Extermination
deep topaz
oh yeah i forgot that exists now
strong eagle
is this an excuse to fondle
No, Papers please (quite literally)
deep topaz
also its je m'appelle
i have no respect for the french language
pastel quartz
i have no respect for the french language
then why bother to speak it, smh
deep topaz
i also got my tonsils removed when i was young so i can't speak proper french i guess
glad carbon
@atomic crane hi kokopebbles
pastel quartz
i also got my tonsils removed when i was young so i can't speak proper french i...
you can, but just not smooth
final cedar
strong eagle
Time to gun down some bugs
"Let me tell you something, I'm from Buenos Aires Santo Domingo. And i say kill them all!"
glad carbon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGsjA1pXajk
its that good song
have you listened to the phantom liberty songs
pastel quartz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGsjA1pXajk
"time to party like its 2023"
glad carbon
they're so good
final cedar
have you listened to the phantom liberty songs
xample?
deep topaz
i havent
strong eagle
final cedar
BFG 
strong eagle
glad carbon
youtube doesnt do it justice
final cedar
https://youtu.be/FfzUkUVawaU?si=JHedGXuvUWRzayj1
baseline fucks
deep topaz
you ever get that one fart that feels wayyy too solid to have just been a fart
strong eagle
you ever get that one fart that feels wayyy too solid to have just been a fart
No, what the fuck?
deep topaz
this idiot isn't fartmaxxing
final cedar
think I know what you mean
final cedar
PL really turned me onto CP2077 again. Shame there won't be another
Did they announce blood an wine before they made it?
glad carbon
PL really turned me onto CP2077 again. Shame there won't be another
i did the moon ending and then realized i'd have to redo like 20 hours if I wanted to do the other ending
final cedar
maybe we get another surprise update / dlc
strong eagle
you cannot comprehend my gut biome
No, I don't have the patience to deal with (potential) fart fetishists today.
final cedar
tf you talking about fetishes for
deep topaz
glad carbon
tf you talking about fetishes for
yeah what is this guy yapping about
deep topaz
strong eagle
Based
deep topaz
how
final cedar
cant believe konami published this
They published it 3 times
glad carbon
They published it 3 times
is this just uhh
final cedar
need for speed but with horses
glad carbon
need for speed but with horses
i thought it would be more like monster rancher
uncut obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/cat-burger-enjoy-every-moment-death-is-unexpected-car-cra...
strong eagle
https://tenor.com/view/cat-burger-enjoy-every-moment-death-is-unexpected-car-cra...
The fucking green screen effects broke me
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/arbys-all-our-food-keeps-blowing-up-explode-food-food-exp...
this is how it feels to edge a sneeze
uncut obsidian
this is how it feels to edge a sneeze
this is how it feels to edge ||a sneeze||
final cedar
speaking of cyberpunk
glad carbon
this is how it feels to edge ||a sneeze||
deep topaz
is that the guard set you get in the dungeon?
got it from the two crucible knights
deep topaz
i use Ordovis's greatsword cause it fucks
the special is a charge up sword twirl that does 5 splash attacks on the ground on hit plus the swing
final cedar
toxic sundial
https://tenor.com/view/pancakes-syrup-breakfast-pancake-gif-8221679989055697021
Me when I
storm stream
https://tenor.com/view/pancakes-syrup-breakfast-pancake-gif-8221679989055697021
this is so dumb.
only the top pancake gets butter and only the top and ig bottom ones get honey. the middle ones stay soft and dry
deep topaz
pancake stacks are logistically stupid
final cedar
this is so dumb.
only the top pancake gets butter and only the top and ig botto...
slice of butter after every pancake
each is moist, warm and delicious
toxic sundial
pancake stacks are logistically stupid
Shush be quiet pancakes are good
toxic sundial
this is so dumb.
only the top pancake gets butter and only the top and ig botto...
This man has never eaten a stack of pancakes before
deep topaz
i've only ever eaten stupid people pancake stacks
one miniscule pat of butter and drowning in syrup
storm stream
This man has never eaten a stack of pancakes before
true, I'm not american
final cedar
maple syrup so good too
slender rock
final cedar
I go insane sometimes and melt some butter, mix it with maple syrup in advance and drench those cakes in diabetes trigger
slender rock
final cedar
that's it, today is cheat day
atomic crane
<@195775216704552962> hi kokopebbles
omg hi
gusty willow
glad carbon
gusty willow
<:hmmtakenote:1045014447690879047>
final cedar
toxic sundial
final cedar
someone gifted me a sub
what does that even mean. I hear it all the time, but to me it's like white noise
river zealot
what does that even mean. I hear it all the time, but to me it's like white nois...
a sub on twtich just lets you use stickers and chat if its sub only
gleaming grove
Walking your fish
final cedar
a sub on twtich just lets you use stickers and chat if its sub only
yeah but what about gift subs, whats the point of those?
do they use em like advertising?
discount fliers, essentially?
river zealot
yeah but what about gift subs, whats the point of those?
yeah no idea
deep topaz
a gift sub still pays the channel holder that subscription fee
deep topaz
if you're already subscribed, that's a way to essentially give the streamer more money
river zealot
or select to who
deep topaz
while giving someone else a gift
rancid iris
river robin
Now type it again, but not as one run on sentence and not as a block of text.
deep topaz
are you my english teacher
river robin
No but I know a retarded block of text when I see one. The fact you are okay with it is telling, not that I expect more from you.
river robin
reminds me of my junior high reading teacher
You must have failed that class.
deep topaz
i still passed but she was such an asshole about everything
class had to be dead silent at all times
river robin
heh, women
deep topaz
me and my friend, who i sat next to, would sometimes whisper to one another to help with our class assignments
which was okay cause we were in groups of 4 for that reason
but not for me and him apparently
she held us both back from class one day because we laughed one time and we had smiles on our faces
deep topaz
she asked why and I said we watched some funny vids earlier in the morning
toxic sundial
deep topaz
so she says "well maybe you shouldn't from now on" or something along those lines
fuck you, you miserable cunt
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/cat-boob-theboobing-meow-mewo-gif-24529270
big boobs
schleppa posting big boobs cat???
unheard of
deep topaz
final cedar
No but I know a retarded block of text when I see one. The fact you are okay wit...
how are you today?
glad carbon
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/712172199251017819/1054862736061906996/...
hi schlopper
how was ur day
torpid owl
money
quartz ridge
reminds me of my junior high reading teacher
all english teachers SUCK
slender rock
all english teachers SUCK
succ?
deep topaz
considering they're always getting pregnant and missing 3/4 of the year, they must succ a lot
glad carbon
considering they're always getting pregnant and missing 3/4 of the year, they mu...
well clearly they aint swallowing
uncut obsidian
wait, it's a slur now isn't?
what? retarded?
undone wave
SLURS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE π³οΈβπ
deep topaz
i dunno
slender rock
what? retarded?
maybe?
deep topaz
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/fatfatpankocat-walking-panko-the-cat-oh-lawd-cat-walking-...
do not
deep topaz
deep topaz
hate when my allergy meds wear off
feels like my skin is trying to pull from my flesh
my skeleton is trying to escape
narrow lotus
river robin
my skeleton is trying to escape
Youβll never win
One day your flesh will rot away.
But your skeleton? It will remain.
Just as it had planned.
true sedge
deep topaz
pale ingot
Youβll never win
One day your flesh will rot away.
But your skeleton? It will re...
fact check
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016>
β€οΈ
river robin
Bro doesnβt know what the return/tab button is. Also use periods like a normal person.
deep topaz
are they stupid?
probably
deep topaz
i don't know, i've never given it thought
river zealot
Hey edick
glad carbon
i don't know, i've never given it thought
u should give it some thought
i should too i think
storm stream
hello brainfart
weak jackal
inland jackal
Morning
inland jackal
Just like before
river robin
Excuse me itβs X now π€
inland jackal
Xbox
glad carbon
waiter! more altyn wearers please!!
glad carbon
Excuse me itβs X now π€
mmmmmmm nah
deep topaz
glad carbon
i should order a chocolate orange rn
weak jackal
glad carbon
holy hell
pastel quartz
Guten morgen
grizzled meadow
Your English sucks, and you swallow.
Bro calm down already, I'll have to moderate you if you keep being angry like this
final cedar
thought crime doesn't exist
glad carbon
thought crime doesn't exist
thot crime does
final cedar
glad carbon
<:hmmtakenote:1045014447690879047>
take notes
final cedar
Your English sucks, and you swallow.
oh that's why
bro put on the hater pants this morning
deep topaz
gods greatest hater
storm stream
what a bad day does to a fella
final cedar
ate her? I hardly even knew her 
deep topaz
final cedar
nice
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/nodding-smoking-monkey-approves-smoking-monkey-nod-smokin...
ryry waking up for his 8 hour shift hating online
final cedar
what saltmaxing does to a mf
glad carbon
ryry waking up for his 8 hour shift hating online
storm stream
would
hot snow
ryry is ryry
dreamy flaxBOT
No horny for you cat.in.boots 
hot snow
deep topaz
id like to interact with a monkey one day
storm stream
No horny for you **cat.in.boots** <a:aAlexBonk:787810195513540619>
sorry lmao
glad carbon
look in a mirror
hows it going delivery boy
deep topaz
look in a mirror
uncut obsidian
hows it going delivery boy
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-168754...
you bike, or walk?
uncut obsidian
walk
glad carbon
jesus
uncut obsidian
i don't have bik
glad carbon
get skateboard
uncut obsidian
giv money
glad carbon
how much for skateboard
uncut obsidian
and teach me to ride one
glad carbon
and teach me to ride one
ill teach u to ride alright
storm stream
get skateboard
too fruity for Russia (?)
oblique spire
uncut obsidian
Also skateboard in winter?
hot snow
https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-fainting-desmaio-mad-crazy-gif-69716960228151790...
this is what death by poisoning looks like
dreamy flaxBOT
No horny for you light_warrior
glad carbon
No horny for you **light_warrior** <a:aAlexBonk:787810195513540619>
sorry i haven't had my 1 a day vitamin yet
hot snow
https://tenor.com/view/walls-gif-11720452110625297810
llama you still play zomboid
or did you ever play
oblique spire
llama you still play zomboid
yes
hot snow
I can't remember if it was you
oblique spire
where did you spawn
oblique spire
Search the house you start in ofc
hot snow
I think I did that
oblique spire
make your way to the fire station, grab an axe and some gear
then head to the police station and break the armored doors to the armory
deep topaz
when first starting, be as quiet as possible, so zombos dont break your house down
oblique spire
grab some guns and try to find a car
I also usually either run burglar OR
electrician with the required stats to hotwire
be quiet, jump fences alot
i usually dont take fights unless its 1 or 2 zombies at the start
and if you see a large group dont try to fight
just hop a large fence so they break los
and also for a base location
this house outside rosewood
really solid
stone shoal
Good ol farmhouses
dim hare
oblique spire
burglar, grab runner and just traits that either make you quieter or run faster
and just have a sneak build
rancid iris
you think?
runic kernel
Hi llama Hi whrexxy Hi Doodle
rancid iris
Hi llama Hi whrexxy Hi Doodle
Hello cate 
oblique spire
Hi llama Hi whrexxy Hi Doodle
Alooooo gato how are u
pure hatch
stone shoal
Hi llama Hi whrexxy Hi Doodle
I will blow your brains apart with my own brain, by utilizing my brainpower to control my body and activate this 12 gauge shotgun
stone shoal
L4D2 weapon glow
oblique spire
I will blow your brains apart with my own brain, by utilizing my brainpower to c...
no u will not
dim hare
Always need evidence highlight cus half the time the guns clip into the floor π
pure hatch
L4D2 weapon glow
pretty much necessary because devs fucking refuse to remove the collect evidence feature
stone shoal
no u will not
He rite...
The shotgun is imaginary, just like all of you
pure hatch
Always need evidence highlight cus half the time the guns clip into the floor π
ikr, getting a B because you cannot find a black gun in a dark map is annoying
deep topaz
once all enemies and civs are dead, use the search and secure command
your bots will go around and collect all evidence
glad carbon
Hi llama Hi whrexxy Hi Doodle
hi cat
pure hatch
i do, but i just have a mod that removes collecting evidence as part of the grade
let the trailer boys collect it like they collect the people on the map
dim hare
I got a B on atleast every map so I unblocked the cosmetics I wanted too
Thatβs good enough for me
dim hare
yeah I donβt like going non lethal
pure hatch
postal map and port map can go fuck right off
dim hare
I have tried several times on the port map
That ware house is impossible with non lethal π
pure hatch
learned the hard way that AI mates will kill a person with bean bag shotguns
have to be the only tosser to have it whilst they all get spicy paintball guns
dim hare
And the fucking FBI agent you HAVE to capture or you fail
While he has a fucking AK
and will shoot you
pure hatch
And the fucking FBI agent you HAVE to capture or you fail
or the terrorist in the fucking club
i cannot fucking identify who he is
cant hesitate to shoot either or else ayatollah and his friends will smoke you
dim hare
And he has an LMG
deep topaz
hes the one without a mask and a yellow head garb
pure hatch
my favorite maps are Ends of the Earth, Thank You Come Again, and Elephant simply because they're relatively reasonable to be done by only five guys
having five guys clear out a port is stupid as hell
dim hare
Itβs like 1 AM and I got work tomorrow so have a nice night or morning to yall :P
pure hatch
hes the one without a mask and a yellow head garb
hard to fucking tell when i need to shoot every bastard with a gun because aimbot exists
it's either i get the shot off first or the bot
deep topaz
i just make my bots sit at start in every map
pure hatch
i only do that in Ends of the Earth and Thank You, Come Again
map is relatively easy to be done by yourself
river zealot
Father and son
pure hatch
do they take turns on the braincell?
river zealot
Yes
pure hatch
sounds about right for orange cats
deep topaz
two cheetohs
pure hatch
cheetos puffs
runic kernel
river zealot
@stone blade
river zealot
Hey bebsian loss
inland jackal
<@536176967284686849>
so true
deep topaz
crimson flame
extra context : hyena's vagina is longer than hyena penis. the hole is also noticeably smaller than 'normal' vaginas. this evolution trait happens to prevent involuntary rape against female hyenas
tulip ravine
do NOT make them cast Lava Catheter on you, worst mistake of my life
NEVER use the forbidden curse βpenis turn inside outβ
tidal trellis
Live Issac reaction
uncut obsidian
Look at these cafs
can u giv me 1 cof plis
placid sail
stone blade
omg kit
placid sail
brainfart femboy pipeline.webm
tidal trellis
I have never been so confused
glad carbon
brainfart femboy pipeline.webm
hi bz11k
placid sail
uncut obsidian
glad carbon
<:ghostStare:1053996002169856050>
pastel quartz
tidal trellis
He was indeed quite tough
curse my fucking hormones,my facial hair is already regrowing π
placid sail
for about 3 days a year
when the streets are not filled with snow/liquid mud/dry mud
uncut obsidian
curse my fucking hormones,my facial hair is already regrowing π
Take estrogen
Ez fix
glad carbon
just dont fall on ur ass, you might break ur tailbone
tidal trellis
Take estrogen
who do I look like to u