#🎪bruh-fart

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final cedar
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bang
bang
bang

crimson flame
coarse bear
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SCORE SUM FAKIN GOALS

deep topaz
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this is the ONLY Armenian I will tolerate

pastel quartz
placid sail
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never ask Schleppa what he did on Ararat in 2023

heady crow
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@broken topaz

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
deep topaz
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'ate pubg

pastel quartz
deep topaz
heady crow
robust cove
lunar brook
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Mom vs madi

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surely

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surely

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dumbass

deep topaz
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delight is going schizo

austere shadow
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Shadow wizard money

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GANG

robust cove
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how about you turn yourself off and on

lunar brook
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yes.

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already on it, im bedge

robust cove
inland jackal
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stalcraft is epic cause of its multiplayer

lunar brook
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bruh

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shittest take

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sends me off into sleep

robust cove
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nice

inland jackal
lunar brook
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the multiplayer is literally everything wrong with it

inland jackal
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it was fun

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until we were overrun by endgame bandits

lunar brook
deep topaz
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plays multiplayer stalker, hates multiplayer, good logic

inland jackal
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the interaction was unique

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as opposed to singleplayer stalker

final cedar
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Why is delight change his name

robust cove
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?

lunar brook
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wait your attempt at gaslighting gives me an idea

final cedar
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@lunar brook

robust cove
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ha

lunar brook
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one day we should swap pfp and name with delight

narrow lotus
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Delight more like racistght

lunar brook
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unironically

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see how it goes

final cedar
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confuse

inland jackal
placid sail
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not a day without brainfart being gasfart

robust cove
final cedar
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Who's Kolerder

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?

lunar brook
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wow Delight you fucking suck

lunar brook
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keep it that way

final cedar
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Oh

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OOOH

narrow lotus
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Kolerder dissapears :
Everyone else :

final cedar
placid sail
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iedy call kolender he's crying rn

lunar brook
narrow lotus
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Look , if Kole survived this much as a helper he is ok in my book , yea ?

robust cove
final cedar
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mexicangirl.gif

narrow lotus
final cedar
placid sail
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the veteran curse is real

robust cove
inland jackal
final cedar
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@winged phoenix you finished Hunter². Wtf is going on there KekSkew

lunar brook
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wouldnt it be funny to ban literally the entire server with no exceptions

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soulds like a troll

final cedar
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yes

inland jackal
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it would be funny

robust cove
final cedar
inland jackal
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@digital tundra

robust cove
inland jackal
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i mean what

robust cove
lunar brook
inland jackal
placid sail
pastel quartz
final cedar
lunar brook
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i said i don’t like you as admin, whats the problem? KekSkew

inland jackal
final cedar
lunar brook
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i just don’t remember any of anyones fuckups for long enough to bring it up now

lunar brook
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can’t be arsed to remember

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so when its time to banter i just retaliate back

placid sail
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what are the chances the mods are gaslighting us with the return of aldo just to make everyone leave in February

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given the fact that Falco is a professional liar

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and every other mod is sketch too

narrow lotus
robust cove
placid sail
narrow lotus
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he resigned

placid sail
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oh no

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anyway

narrow lotus
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@zenith grove

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hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

robust cove
lunar brook
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they did tho

robust cove
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THEY DO THAT DAILY

lunar brook
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uuu

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btw whats the deal with you calling that frenchie a maja

robust cove
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bro missed the last 395634 Maja versions

lunar brook
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she can actually form long and coherent sentences

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she can’t be maja

robust cove
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WOMAN

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EUGH

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brainfarter moment

lunar brook
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then im not talking to you duh

eager igloo
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Good ebenin

placid sail
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nah it annoys them too

narrow lotus
placid sail
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not worth it

tulip ravine
eager igloo
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Im considering getting violently drunk today

robust cove
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for the funni

eager igloo
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Drunk factorio gaming

narrow lotus
lunar brook
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we read the boob and ingest all of it

eager igloo
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Gunna buy more beer

narrow lotus
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bro holy shit this video was goldennn

robust cove
narrow lotus
robust cove
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the re are no frens here only frenemies

eager igloo
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Aldo is liek christ except when he comes back we won't be raptured, we gonna die

robust cove
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I will have to gaslight Aldo into checking my warns

lunar brook
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Dudes gonna come back, type /mute literally everyone and leave

deep topaz
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so why is aldo gone

robust cove
robust cove
deep topaz
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what does that mean

robust cove
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write his book about brainfart

lunar brook
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skidaddled

robust cove
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that's what

lunar brook
eager igloo
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Yea
Brainfart society and it's consequences

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I preordered already

placid sail
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I am preparing for January 31st when I'm gonna be so racist that even mcgee is gonna say "hot damn"

lunar brook
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Iedy will ban you on feb 30 just to spite

placid sail
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I will make a reddit post if he bans me beforehand for no good reason

narrow lotus
placid sail
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and expose him for the evil that he truly is (Romanian)

narrow lotus
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Everytime i leave the house i make sure i leave some copper for the trick or treat-ers

lunar brook
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and a landmine

narrow lotus
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So they dont steal my door

deep topaz
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it is a leap year

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so the 29th does exist (for now)

eager igloo
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Ayo

robust cove
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oh ye

inland jackal
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I have a friend whose bday is on 29th

robust cove
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@placid sail can't wait for 31st of February dude clueless

placid sail
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IT WAS A TYPO

deep topaz
placid sail
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GET OFF MY COCK

eager igloo
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So he's 5?

robust cove
inland jackal
placid sail
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BEAVERS HATE YOU

robust cove
lunar brook
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bobers too

placid sail
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YES THEY DO THEY WALK AROUND YOUR AREA

robust cove
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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW YOU'RE RUSSIAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANIMALS

eager igloo
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I don't think I ever saw bober irl

crimson flame
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they have bears

deep topaz
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unmutated ones at least

eager igloo
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They must be sneaking in my walls

lunar brook
narrow lotus
crimson flame
eager igloo
lunar brook
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Falco when your mom

placid sail
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sometimes I feel like I'm the only non-Polish person here

lunar brook
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kurwa

eager igloo
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Blame pavlo

narrow lotus
placid sail
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stalker: wołanie bobra

eager igloo
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Bóbr zwany Czarnobylem

eager igloo
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Perkeleeee

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God bless Finland

lunar brook
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it would be a shame if one of the mods was literally typing right fucking now huh

robust cove
narrow lotus
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British : Oh shiver me timbers, a bear is gonna be upon us ! Run post haste !

Americans : Ohhhh shit , a bear cocks .50cal !

Russians : Oi Igor YOU BACK MY FRIEND hugs bear

Finnish : PERRKELE

Polish : NO KURWA

robust cove
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Who the fuck is Perkele

eager igloo
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Huh

narrow lotus
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ah wait perkele is finnish

lunar brook
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wait why did you delete it lol

narrow lotus
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sorry

lunar brook
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it doesnt actually violate any rules

robust cove
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no he is bad at language

placid sail
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OI

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CUNT

robust cove
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nvm

placid sail
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LEARN TO ACCEPT DEFEAT FFS

lunar brook
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whos deleting messages wtf

robust cove
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see what happens when you support mods Busy?

lunar brook
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Iedy cope?

robust cove
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THEY DELETE YOUR MEMES

narrow lotus
robust cove
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Says the CEO of racism

lunar brook
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because bzik is here

narrow lotus
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busy is an important member of our community]

eager igloo
placid sail
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once again, chat, I am demonized by my foes

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they work tirelessly for my downfall...

placid sail
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weren't you planning to get smashed and play factorio alone like a weirdo

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get to it

deep topaz
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these crucible knights can suck my dick

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spent like 4 hours fighting them

lunar brook
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skill issue

eager igloo
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Gotta come back home

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And buy beer

crimson flame
eager igloo
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What do you want

lunar brook
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isn’t that just zippy

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with extra steps

placid sail
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go get drunk stinky

narrow lotus
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Myshinka

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Why you hate lidl

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what is this

eager igloo
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Ladybug shop gang

narrow lotus
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What

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@stone blade PENNY MARKET

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Mom, can we go to LIDL ?

Mom : We have Lidl at home

Lidl at home : Penny Market

placid sail
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man

deep topaz
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these fucking guys

placid sail
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Romanians/Bulgarians even make jokes in their own weird way, I swear, it's only you and Ivanko who does that

Person A: bla bla

Person B: bla bla

Person C: shitty punchline

stone blade
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they never have anyhting there

placid sail
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is that some kind of a local meme?

narrow lotus
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Did we ask you

stone blade
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no we didn't

placid sail
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I am asking you

stone blade
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and we are not answering you

lunar brook
placid sail
deep topaz
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A B then C is bog standard comedy

eager igloo
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Bog standard

deep topaz
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"Man my knees hurt"

"Must've been from your long shift"

"At the dick sucking factory"

lunar brook
placid sail
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yeah no I'm fucking aware

lunar brook
placid sail
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but it's just these two using these precise style of
a: a

b: b

c:c

even with the extra spaces

deep topaz
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the AI has grown aware

placid sail
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it's some kind of a secret meme

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or a code

stone blade
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its funny to me and iedy

placid sail
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I FUCKING ASKED IVANKO

stone blade
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so life is good

placid sail
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I AM CURIOUS

stone blade
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WELL ITS A BULGARIAN AND ROMANIAN THING

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IDK

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MAYBE ITS THE RACISM

narrow lotus
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idk

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i see it a lot

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on facebook

placid sail
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curious

lunar brook
stone blade
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our 2 countries which wash plastic bags in the sink so they can reuse them
cannot be destroyed

narrow lotus
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i see 1 meme after 5 why romania sucks news

lunar brook
narrow lotus
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There is no stopping us

stone blade
placid sail
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we enter shengen

stone blade
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have you seen billa bags dude?

placid sail
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we yoink all the cars

stone blade
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my god

placid sail
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we leave shengen

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ez money

narrow lotus
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Jumbo bags

stone blade
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BIlla bags can survive a nuclear bomb

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AND JUMBO

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OH NA

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ballistic shield

narrow lotus
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JUMBO BAGS ARE INFINITE INVENTORY

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They have no end

stone blade
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xinping uses them

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for the vacuum

placid sail
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don't you people have avoskas

stone blade
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what

narrow lotus
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what is that

stone blade
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avo-what

placid sail
stone blade
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no

deep topaz
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i feel this is something i am too western hemisphere to understand

placid sail
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that one is actually reusable

stone blade
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old people here use knitted bags made from cloth

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most of those are like idk 50 years old

deep topaz
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we should go back to using rope sacks like fishermen

placid sail
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yeah avoskas are babushka territory

stone blade
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my grandma sent me to the shop always with one of those @narrow lotus

narrow lotus
stone blade
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gives me 20
buy me potato ,bread ,salam and get yourself something

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classic

narrow lotus
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those things have lead shielding in them i swear

placid sail
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Ivano rides to the village well, pours a full bucket of monster energy from it

stone blade
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aha

deep topaz
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monster energy probably comes from some cherno water pipe and they just package and sell it

stone blade
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its yummy tho

narrow lotus
placid sail
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also yeah Ivanko is the only person here who laughs as "aha"

sage otter
placid sail
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not sure if it is Bulgarian thing or Ivanko thing

stone blade
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I bought so much bread for my grandma with that

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bless her heart

narrow lotus
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This guy got arrested for stealing flowers from the city hall garden

stone blade
placid sail
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THE SOVIET BAUL

stone blade
placid sail
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zoinked off on energy drinks beyond any reason

stone blade
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I'm fine I promise

placid sail
stone blade
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idk how to explain it

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its when someone is telling you something and you're nodding and going verbally "aha"

placid sail
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ahhhh

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угу

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ага

stone blade
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yes

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whatever that means

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fucking G in the middle

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you insane

deep topaz
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its like the thing where you show you're listening to someone while they're talking

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like mhm

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head nod

inland jackal
stone blade
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@narrow lotus can I post the reddit post with the homos I sent you?

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or is it against TOS?

inland jackal
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Lol

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Homosapiens

placid sail
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Ivanko is slowly learning to be civilized

stone blade
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give me credit

final cedar
deep topaz
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that's really good for a credit card

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go closer to 25%

placid sail
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you're getting Mercedes next New Year if you keep being such a good boy

stone blade
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A benz 5th hand

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500k KM

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runs like new

ocean pulsar
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nice lil mansion haul

stone blade
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Fix your armor

eager igloo
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Shit, I gotta add some slides before gaming

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Fuck powerpoint

deep topaz
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im sure those 8 undying totems will keep him safe

inland jackal
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pp is the goat

eager igloo
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Wtf do you mean

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And word is sheep?

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Wtf are you talking about

sage otter
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Why do you hate on Lidl

inland jackal
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"expensive"

eager igloo
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BC IT SUCKS

sage otter
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no u

inland jackal
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dima 🤝

eager igloo
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BIEDRONKA BETTER

sage otter
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I don't buy meat at Lidl but the rest is okay

sage otter
narrow lotus
inland jackal
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best thing about lidl are the sweets

eager igloo
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Okay big hits are fine

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Like m&ms but better and cheaper

sage otter
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best thing about lidl are the 59cts beers for the work lunch

stone blade
inland jackal
stone blade
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All hail lidl

inland jackal
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All hail lidl

final cedar
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tfw no lidl PepeHands

stone blade
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skill issue

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suffer

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laugh at him

final cedar
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lidl issue

inland jackal
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country economy issue

stone blade
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I go where the wind takes me

sage otter
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i'll blow winds so you end up in a volcano

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(active one)

stone blade
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thanks ❤️

sage otter
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Yw, gotta keep warm in the winter ❤️

stone blade
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Nah I just fart under the bed covers

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works well

sage otter
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What about when you can't have bed covers

stone blade
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I shit myself

inland jackal
final cedar
stone blade
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Lidl calls

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I hear it

inland jackal
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stopshop is also good area

eager igloo
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Man seriously

stone blade
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yes

eager igloo
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Where do you live where lidl is cheaper than biedronka

final cedar
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lidl brand ambassador

robust cove
stone blade
robust cove
eager igloo
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Ivan you don't even have biedronka

stone blade
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yes

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but we have lidl

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all that a man needs is lidl

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forgot myshinka was polish for a moment

eager igloo
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Wellsorry but biedronka is just better in every way

stone blade
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@narrow lotus execute her

deep topaz
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FUCK those guys

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that fight was crazy

eager igloo
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Elden ring?

deep topaz
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yes

final cedar
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are those the guys in the sewer level?

stone blade
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Go fight malenia

deep topaz
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Auriza Hero's grave

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the dungeon part was dumb as hell too

final cedar
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oh yeah that took me like 2 hours

eager igloo
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Slides added, epic gaming tine

deep topaz
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now i gotta fight this guy

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his horse breathes fire, no fair

final cedar
deep topaz
final cedar
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bulgaria is a stable

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corrupt government raaah

robust cove
final cedar
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This scissor blade was left behind by the same guy who killed my father

deep topaz
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will this affect the trout population

sage otter
ocean pulsar
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got axed in the head 30 minutes

pastel quartz
# deep topaz now i gotta fight this guy

if you're running faith you can sneak up behind him without him noticing and you can use the poison mist incantation to slowly lower his health without him aggro'ing

ocean pulsar
pastel quartz
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aoe is exessive but else than that the attack patterns are fun to avoid

deep topaz
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he does so much damage

pastel quartz
stone blade
deep topaz
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its mostly a me issue

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i just get greedy

ocean pulsar
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woe is me

deep topaz
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erm its actually a game for young adults

austere shadow
fading shuttle
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mercs stupid

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most boring faction

wide basin
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@mellow yoke

mellow yoke
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I can speak japanese

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It's not fun

eager igloo
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I hope meow is okay

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I miss her

wide basin
mellow yoke
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Not all isekai are bad

eager igloo
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u can read monogatari in original

mellow yoke
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Ye

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I don't want to

wide basin
mellow yoke
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But I can

wide basin
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Which uh "glop glop glop" is all I will say about it

eager igloo
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That's the only reason I can think of to learn japanese

wide basin
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and Rise of the Sla- Shield Hero

mellow yoke
wide basin
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Yes

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Kirito Syndrome

river zealot
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all i know in polsih

mellow yoke
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Well, I do have to admit

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My favourite series, which got me into being a weeb

eager igloo
mellow yoke
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Is an isekai

wide basin
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Which one

mellow yoke
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No Game No Life

wide basin
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Let us JUDGE you

river zealot
mellow yoke
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I have 10 books

stone blade
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@narrow lotus @ocean pulsar @inland jackal @sage otter @eager igloo "what are the negatives of living in Bulgaria?
"there's bulgarians"

wide basin
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I think One Punch Man

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got me into serious weebery

mellow yoke
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One Punch Man is nice

wide basin
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I've read all of one piece at one point

mellow yoke
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I've never seen it in any form

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Other than the memes

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But I know it's nice

sage otter
mellow yoke
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I don't really read or watch anything new nowadays

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I mostly play games KekSkew

stone blade
mellow yoke
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I really value the ability to interact with the world over just reading / watching it do it's thing

stone blade
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I hope you stub your toe

narrow lotus
wide basin
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the manga is well drawn

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Season 2 is an affront

fading shuttle
sage otter
stone blade
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sage otter
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Okay sorry that was too much

stone blade
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you did not just say that

sage otter
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I over reacted

stone blade
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YOU BETTER BE

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not the hair

fading shuttle
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Soggy hair ivan

stone blade
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alex I will come to Sofia to personally steal your wiring from your dorm room

sage otter
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Then I hope you run out of hot water after washing your hair so you have to rince the rest of your body with cold water while you head is still hot

stone blade
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thats fair

fading shuttle
stone blade
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Sir I live in Plovdiv

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try me

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hoe.

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and I don't mean the gardening tool

gusty willow
fading shuttle
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I will hoe you out Ivan, understood

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I am now Ivan's pimp

stone blade
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aha

sage otter
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Tbh i'm kinda jealous, I would love to live in the plov division too

river robin
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The fuck is going on here

stone blade
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idk

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I go watch youtube byee

stone blade
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no I don't

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my religion is 0'block religion

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I preach it daily

final cedar
gusty willow
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Falls on deaf ears

stone blade
sage otter
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Iedy finding out

stone blade
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a?

sage otter
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Aight I better zoom to bed before regreting it tommorow

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Goodnight chat bedge

inland jackal
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its like when foreigners came to i think finland

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and someone from them said theres too much fins

eager igloo
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I heard fins are lovely people

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Depressed alcoholics

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Id fit right in

deep topaz
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fins are depressed alcoholics cause their whole country gets like 3 hours of sunlight max per day

stone blade
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fk the sun I stay inside all day anyway

river zealot
stone blade
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No

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its because I'm Bulgarian

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it's different

deep topaz
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they really ought to get Bulgarian into the DSM 5

final cedar
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sun is overrated, we evolved past the need for cancer rays by bottling D in little gelatin caps

deep topaz
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bocchi botched hitbox

final cedar
austere shadow
final cedar
eager igloo
#

Mmm
Helltaker

fresh rose
eager igloo
pastel quartz
#

h

storm stream
pastel quartz
eager igloo
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Got annoyed and instead of playing factorio I watch horror for some reason

magic tartan
pastel quartz
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its recorded on a handleld camera

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and done on poeple who doesnt even know its fake

storm stream
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I think its a skit

placid sail
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vintage?

inland jackal
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Evening

atomic pewter
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Nah fam that's minecraft with Conquest textures.

placid sail
#

doubt

atomic pewter
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Although... It could be vintage since they look so darn similar

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Yeah after further inspection my money's on vintage story.

inland jackal
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Its vintage

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Havent seen anyone talk about that other thing you said

atomic pewter
#

Pity, one of the best resource packs for minecraft I've ever seen. If you like low fantasy medieval stuff.

pale ingot
inland jackal
atomic pewter
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Not sure about that part but I do know it's one of those packs where simply renaming shit in an anvil will completely change the texture and sometimes model of an item/block.

inland jackal
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Then idk

atomic pewter
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When I first played VS this is the first thing it reminded me of.

pastel quartz
atomic pewter
river zealot
placid sail
#

man.

pastel quartz
placid sail
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seeing a random a meme and suddenly there's russian Mac Demarco in it

final cedar
pale ingot
#

clouds dont look the best but everything else goes

river zealot
#

are you playing from laptop

pale ingot
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i dont remember

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i took that ss like 10 days ago

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I forgor

placid sail
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he forgor

pale ingot
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💀

pale ingot
pastel quartz
placid sail
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please youtube

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no more robot lesbians

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curse you samantha

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at this point, I will have to play the game

placid sail
river zealot
narrow lotus
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p!helpers

foggy mantleBOT
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1184921919271731220/slaves.mp4

placid sail
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like I said

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the only purpose of helpers is to tolerate abuse from the mods

placid sail
pastel quartz
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the phantom pain incident

placid sail
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okay

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military organizations? usually very gae

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but Indian army? based

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look at this shit

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weeeeee

weak jackal
placid sail
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what's even your angle here

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I already like girls anyway

weak jackal
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total global saturation

weak jackal
mystic bluff
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this definitely falls under one of the unfunniest and most forced things i've seen in this channel so far

placid sail
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who asked you

mystic bluff
weak jackal
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it 20 doller

mystic bluff
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lol hell no

placid sail
mystic bluff
weak jackal
placid sail
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a lot of funny sesbian lex memes about a game

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look inside

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deeply sad and tragic lore

mystic bluff
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😶

placid sail
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you've fooled me sesbian lex

weak jackal
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lure you in with "haha funny gae"

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then you get hit with deep emotional damage

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and then you lay in bed and stare at the ceiling and think about how much Arianne and Eslter love eachother

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and then sob

placid sail
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that's just a mean thing to do

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okay yeah I should probably try it

weak jackal
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yeah but

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Keep your promise

austere shadow
pastel quartz
placid sail
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cori in the house

broken topaz
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What is poppin

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lords and ladies?

pastel quartz
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nothing much

broken topaz
placid sail
placid sail
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licorice is a work of the devil

broken topaz
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its very popular where i live

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fucking hate that shit

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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its "candy" made from a plant

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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and its really salty and disgusting

mystic bluff
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my cousin used to like it and suddenly his taste pallet changed instantly

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okay its not fuckin salty

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its just weird sweet-bitter

broken topaz
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okay not really salty

deep topaz
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the only liquorice i like is Salmiakki

broken topaz
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its got a weird taste

deep topaz
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salty black licquorice

placid sail
mystic bluff
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the worst part is it tastes good for like a second

placid sail
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uhh

mystic bluff
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then it becomes terrible

placid sail
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réglisse

broken topaz
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Salmiakki 🤢

deep topaz
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it good

pastel quartz
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not whatever that is

placid sail
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...? caviar

mystic bluff
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what exactly does caviar have to do with licorice

placid sail
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caviar as in

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fish product

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or something else?

mystic bluff
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cant really call caviar candy though now can you

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as shit as licorice is it is candy

pastel quartz
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Its a french delicacy, thats why

placid sail
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huhhh?

ocean pulsar
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layed down the foundation on the smp

mystic bluff
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a delicacy definitely isnt candy

pastel quartz
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real expensive

placid sail
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well yes, caviar is indeed a delicacy and indeed tasty (I prefer red caviar tho), I just got confused for a moment what a seafood delicacy has to do with a weird, bu common sweets

mystic bluff
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since when is caviar specifically french

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lol what

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isnt the best caviar like middle eastern anyway

gusty willow
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you talking bout deez nuts?

placid sail
pastel quartz
river zealot
eager igloo
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Man that movie was weird

river zealot
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i dont like caviar

eager igloo
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But bussin

river zealot
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i hate fish in general

gusty willow
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salty and sweet

eager igloo
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Luv fish

gusty willow
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french food is shit tbh

placid sail
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damn, that was a killing blow

pastel quartz
gusty willow
deep topaz
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i love my canned snails

eager igloo
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I ate frog legs once, but in chinese restaurant so it was probably a small cat

mystic bluff
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honestly cant remember a single french food

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is quiche french

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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oh wait ratatouille

deep topaz
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the only french food i like is beef bourgignon

gusty willow
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exactly wtf looks at a snail and thinks its good?

placid sail
uncut obsidian
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gm

pastel quartz
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Im aware, its made by some american dude

mystic bluff
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i be looking at snails like "wow that shit cool" (until they start eating veggies)

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and then they get dumped into vinegar like the pests they are

gusty willow
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creme brulee is pretty dope

eager igloo
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Dont make killboxes rhen retard

placid sail
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y'all remembering some niche weird shit, French did invent some nice fishes too

gusty willow
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on that rimworld grind?

placid sail
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croissant!

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qwosont

mystic bluff
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i cant believe the french invented fish

gusty willow
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omlete du fomage

pastel quartz
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I mean it as a form of disgust, its literally just getting served snails

mystic bluff
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croissants suck anyways ❤️

placid sail
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hmm what else

placid sail
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well it's really obvious and silly

mystic bluff
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eclairs are alright

placid sail
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but I must mention a baguette

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I like it

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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though honestly they'd be better if they werent with chocolate

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the texture of the "bread" mixed with pudding is cool

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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fym a week

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not eatable after 3

pastel quartz
placid sail
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either French add some wacky thingy do make it last longer, or Russian baguettes are cursed

mystic bluff
gusty willow
placid sail
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but they turn to stone in a day

mystic bluff
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you what

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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microwaved bread

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killing myself

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i understand putting it in the oven

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but MICROWAVE

gusty willow
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but telepathy

mystic bluff
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why bother living anymore

placid sail
gusty willow
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can you even invest into nuralink or is it just tesla

broken topaz
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Ive never heard about microwaving bread

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wtf

gusty willow
mystic bluff
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microwaving bread is one of the most evil fucking things i've heard of in my life

pastel quartz
gusty willow
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well if you find out lemme know lol

placid sail
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and if you overheat it, boom, it's now chips

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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then eat it on time

placid sail
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also sprinkle a tint bit of water on it

mystic bluff
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you might aswell make it crunchy again instead of fuckin microwaving it

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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yeugh

pastel quartz
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did you

mystic bluff
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i buy one every week fym

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just eat it

pastel quartz
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because it isnt that easy

mystic bluff
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it really isnt that difficult

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lmao

broken topaz
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hmm

mystic bluff
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space it out over the whole day

broken topaz
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I dont have a microwave anyway

mystic bluff
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unless you're doing some evil ass diet

pastel quartz
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one is enough to last me a week

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I eat one slice a day

placid sail
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the french is under siege

mystic bluff
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im pretty sure it literally starts molding after a couple days so idk how you get it to a couple days

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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ah yes

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microwave the mold away

eager igloo
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Ehat should I have for dinner tommorow

placid sail
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please tell me you don't eat the moldy bread french creature

mystic bluff
pastel quartz
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fuck no

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I keep the little slices in a sealed container

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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cheapmaxxing i guess

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i just see baguettes as temporary crunchy goodness for a day or two at best and then i switch back to NORMAL bread

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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by not buying it

placid sail
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so you're eating as cheap possible

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to get smashed on expensive wine

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while also being pregnant

pastel quartz
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I can't get drunk on wine

placid sail
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WELL WITH APPROACH LIKE THAT

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no busy that's mean

pastel quartz
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Its french tradition to sip wine on a windy night

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bruh

mystic bluff
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so your only concern with being pregnant is not being able to get drunk on wine

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mk mk

placid sail
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it's a fetus' tradition to acquire nutrients in plenty and not alcohol

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bruh

pastel quartz
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I'm just tolerating it

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for a few more months

placid sail
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yeah uh

eager igloo
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Wait what did I stumble into

mystic bluff
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what is up with gamma and pregnancy

eager igloo
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Why would you be pregnant

broken topaz
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had sex

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no protection

placid sail
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ᵗᵉᵈ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ʷᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃᶜᵗ ᶠʳᵉⁿᶜʰ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉ ˢᵉʳᵛᶦᶜᵉˢ

eager igloo
pastel quartz
placid sail
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UHHHH

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UH OH

mystic bluff
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anytime i fall down the rabbit hole i bounce back

eager igloo
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Its a rabbit hole after all

pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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I haven't drank even a shot in a while

eager igloo
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Watch "the witch", fucked up stuff, highly recommend

mystic bluff
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so rich

eager igloo
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Mwadi you can't get pregnant

mystic bluff
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only gotta multiply this by like 400 and i can pay out

broken topaz
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KEEP TRYING

mystic bluff
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it does not

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i think you should stop believing in fairytales

uncut obsidian
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noted

mystic bluff
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it does not

eager igloo
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I got so mad at war thunder I just uninstalled it, prolly best decision

broken topaz
pastel quartz
mystic bluff
broken topaz
placid sail
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get that bussy pumped on a daily basis and pray regularly

eager igloo
mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
broken topaz
mystic bluff
mystic bluff
broken topaz
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who doesnt want to get impregnated

mystic bluff
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me

eager igloo
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Boring ahh game

uncut obsidian
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🫃

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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mee

placid sail
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90% of the guys quit early before getting boypreggers

mystic bluff
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and more

mystic bluff
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this implies there are 10 guys

placid sail
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seven truckers' bukakke and a dream

mystic bluff
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man i fucking hate the internet

pastel quartz
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shut it down?

mystic bluff
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im going to war

broken topaz
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yes

uncut obsidian
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yeah

mystic bluff
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i will be headshot

pastel quartz
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you jus gotta thug it out

mystic bluff
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and die

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i aint thugging it out im gonna live out the male fantasy of being exploded

mystic bluff
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ga yat

storm stream
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@pastel quartz where I live, one of the chain general stores have little built-in bakeries and sometimes they sell baguette-looking bread that has diagonal post-bake cuts in it which are smeared with garlic butter. Nice as fuck with salad

uncut obsidian
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jeee yott

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
storm stream
uncut obsidian
placid sail
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garlic pseudo baguette is supreme

uncut obsidian
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almost every big grocery store has a built-in bakery for some reason

pastel quartz
placid sail
mystic bluff
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this is basically the standard nowadays

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for like, most grocery stores if not supermarkets

pastel quartz