#🎪bruh-fart
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SCORE SUM FAKIN GOALS
this is the ONLY Armenian I will tolerate
never ask Schleppa what he did on Ararat in 2023
@broken topaz
dude the 2nd guy got one tapped
we dont play pubg here
'ate pubg
man shoots thing, thing dies, unexpected
dam the bot really don't like you fr
delight is going schizo
are you glitching out or something
how about you turn yourself off and on

stalcraft is epic cause of its multiplayer
nice
me and who
i just made a horde of bloodthirsty stalkers
the multiplayer is literally everything wrong with it
more like bloodthirsty roblox kids
plays multiplayer stalker, hates multiplayer, good logic
it was fun
the interaction was unique
as opposed to singleplayer stalker
Why is delight change his name
?
wait your attempt at gaslighting gives me an idea
@lunar brook
ha
one day we should swap pfp and name with delight
Delight more like racistght
confuse
thats another idea added to my future troll list
not a day without brainfart being gasfart
"wow Kolerder, you're finally funny for once" 
wow Delight you fucking suck
my god what a good one
you're not delight 
iedy call kolender he's crying rn
why am i singled out? a brainfart veteran died permanently like 20 minutes ago and this is literally how it went
Look , if Kole survived this much as a helper he is ok in my book , yea ?
either gaslighter maxx, or actually dumb
We are running out of veterans
I feel the increasing urge to say some gamer word every day
the veteran curse is real
there will be an instant extinction the day Aldo comes back
we wouldnt even say oh no
@winged phoenix you finished Hunter². Wtf is going on there 
wouldnt it be funny to ban literally the entire server with no exceptions
soulds like a troll
yes
it would be funny
that would be so rofl lmfao dude
give mod rights to the most annoying user
@digital tundra
SKom already has them
i mean what

no. i don’t like you as admin
damn still a reject
extinction is too much of a word here, it's rather gonna be just pepoleave
actually hurt, you think that of me?
i said i don’t like you as admin, whats the problem? 
whats the deal with that sphere

i just don’t remember any of anyones fuckups for long enough to bring it up now
Aldourien is typing...
what are the chances the mods are gaslighting us with the return of aldo just to make everyone leave in February
given the fact that Falco is a professional liar
and every other mod is sketch too
I think they just want to troll us into behaving finally
btw what even happened to cat
he resigned
who the fuck is that in the back fr, mandela effect
they did tho
THEY DO THAT DAILY
bro missed the last 395634 Maja versions
then im not talking to you duh
Good ebenin
nah it annoys them too
not worth it
Im considering getting violently drunk today
Drunk factorio gaming
we read the boob and ingest all of it
Gunna buy more beer
bro holy shit this video was goldennn
it probably took like 5 minutes to find all those ban and mute screenshots from Aldo
the re are no frens here only frenemies
Aldo is liek christ except when he comes back we won't be raptured, we gonna die
he's gon rapture my ass
I will have to gaslight Aldo into checking my warns
Dudes gonna come back, type /mute literally everyone and leave
so why is aldo gone
funniest shit
left to the woods
what does that mean
write his book about brainfart
skidaddled
george orwells book
I am preparing for January 31st when I'm gonna be so racist that even mcgee is gonna say "hot damn"
Iedy will ban you on feb 30 just to spite
I will make a reddit post if he bans me beforehand for no good reason
damn it you spolied it , now i have to wait until next year
and expose him for the evil that he truly is (Romanian)
Everytime i leave the house i make sure i leave some copper for the trick or treat-ers
and a landmine
So they dont steal my door
Ayo
oh ye
I have a friend whose bday is on 29th
@placid sail can't wait for 31st of February dude 
IT WAS A TYPO
can't believe you're friends with a 4 year old
GET OFF MY COCK
So he's 5?
YOU WERE A TYPO
Mentally yes
BEAVERS HATE YOU
NO THEY DON'T
bobers too
YES THEY DO THEY WALK AROUND YOUR AREA
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW YOU'RE RUSSIAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANIMALS
I don't think I ever saw bober irl
they have bears
unmutated ones at least
They must be sneaking in my walls
wdym thats like 100% of our population
they're in ur balls
Listening to his neighbours below
Falco when your mom
sometimes I feel like I'm the only non-Polish person here
kurwa
Blame pavlo
Ill try to be quieter
stalker: wołanie bobra
Bóbr zwany Czarnobylem
it would be a shame if one of the mods was literally typing right fucking now huh
przestań przeklinać
British : Oh shiver me timbers, a bear is gonna be upon us ! Run post haste !
Americans : Ohhhh shit , a bear cocks .50cal !
Russians : Oi Igor YOU BACK MY FRIEND hugs bear
Finnish : PERRKELE
Polish : NO KURWA
Who the fuck is Perkele
Huh
ah wait perkele is finnish
wait why did you delete it lol
sorry
no he is bad at language
nvm
LEARN TO ACCEPT DEFEAT FFS
whos deleting messages wtf
see what happens when you support mods Busy?
Iedy cope?
THEY DELETE YOUR MEMES
Says the CEO of racism
because bzik is here
busy is an important member of our community]

oi rat
weren't you planning to get smashed and play factorio alone like a weirdo
get to it
skill issue
What do you want
zippy but you fucking die from internal bleed
Myshinka
Why you hate lidl
what is this
Ladybug shop gang
What
@stone blade PENNY MARKET
Mom, can we go to LIDL ?
Mom : We have Lidl at home
Lidl at home : Penny Market

man
turbo cringe shop
Romanians/Bulgarians even make jokes in their own weird way, I swear, it's only you and Ivanko who does that
Person A: bla bla
Person B: bla bla
Person C: shitty punchline
they never have anyhting there
is that some kind of a local meme?
Did we ask you
no we didn't
I am asking you
and we are not answering you
that structure is known in the world as “anecdote”
a form a humor
you wouldn’t know
stinky monster energy
A B then C is bog standard comedy
Bog standard
"Man my knees hurt"
"Must've been from your long shift"
"At the dick sucking factory"
Mog standart
yeah no I'm fucking aware

but it's just these two using these precise style of
a: a
b: b
c:c
even with the extra spaces
the AI has grown aware
BUT WHO ASKED
its funny to me and iedy
I FUCKING ASKED IVANKO
so life is good
I AM CURIOUS
well i guess it is a popular meme format here
idk
i see it a lot
on facebook
curious
👴
our 2 countries which wash plastic bags in the sink so they can reuse them
cannot be destroyed
i see 1 meme after 5 why romania sucks news
Soon we enter Schengen
because plastic doesn’t degrade
There is no stopping us
Yeah
we enter shengen
have you seen billa bags dude?
we yoink all the cars
my god
Jumbo bags
don't you people have avoskas
what
what is that
avo-what
no
i feel this is something i am too western hemisphere to understand
that one is actually reusable
old people here use knitted bags made from cloth
most of those are like idk 50 years old
we should go back to using rope sacks like fishermen
yeah avoskas are babushka territory
my grandma sent me to the shop always with one of those @narrow lotus
nah we have the communist ones ivan talks about
those things have lead shielding in them i swear
Ivano rides to the village well, pours a full bucket of monster energy from it
aha
monster energy probably comes from some cherno water pipe and they just package and sell it
its yummy tho
also yeah Ivanko is the only person here who laughs as "aha"
not sure if it is Bulgarian thing or Ivanko thing
YES THIS ONE
I bought so much bread for my grandma with that
bless her heart
thats not a laugh you silly sausage
I am in my own different plane of existance
zoinked off on energy drinks beyond any reason
I'm fine I promise
what is it then
idk how to explain it
its when someone is telling you something and you're nodding and going verbally "aha"
its like the thing where you show you're listening to someone while they're talking
like mhm
head nod
I have that too
@narrow lotus can I post the reddit post with the homos I sent you?
or is it against TOS?
give me credit
19% apr
very well done
you're getting Mercedes next New Year if you keep being such a good boy
nice lil mansion haul
Fix your armor
im sure those 8 undying totems will keep him safe
pp is the goat
Why do you hate on Lidl
"expensive"
BC IT SUCKS
no u
dima 🤝
BIEDRONKA BETTER
I don't buy meat at Lidl but the rest is okay

Yes
best thing about lidl are the sweets
best thing about lidl are the 59cts beers for the work lunch
to discuss quality of lidl
All hail lidl
tfw no lidl 
lidl issue
country economy issue
thanks ❤️
Yw, gotta keep warm in the winter ❤️
What about when you can't have bed covers

stopshop is also good area
Man seriously
yes
Where do you live where lidl is cheaper than biedronka
lidl brand ambassador
NOT THE LIDL REACT
BULGARIAAAAAA WTF IS A STABLE AND NON CORRUPT GOVERNMENT RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Anywhere but Poland
Ivan you don't even have biedronka
yes
but we have lidl
all that a man needs is lidl
forgot myshinka was polish for a moment
Wellsorry but biedronka is just better in every way
@narrow lotus execute her
Elden ring?
yes
are those the guys in the sewer level?
Go fight malenia
oh yeah that took me like 2 hours
Slides added, epic gaming tine
you are going to bulgaria
I love eating candy z robakami yum 😋
This scissor blade was left behind by the same guy who killed my father
will this affect the trout population
it was full before I entered the mansion
got axed in the head 30 minutes
if you're running faith you can sneak up behind him without him noticing and you can use the poison mist incantation to slowly lower his health without him aggro'ing
oh yeah this is a fun fight
aoe is exessive but else than that the attack patterns are fun to avoid
he does so much damage
yeah, but remember summoning and getting off of torrent gives you a generous amount of I frames so don't be afraid to hop on him in combat
is that a skill issue I'm smelling?
yes Ivan I don't sweat on a kids game
woe is me
erm its actually a game for young adults
Learning a new language is fun and all, but what if you learned the wrong one? Should you redirect your efforts towards learning something more useful? Maybe.
But first - double down and complain.
@mellow yoke
But all the isekai lght novels
Not all isekai are bad
u can read monogatari in original
Not all of them are bad, but authors just copy SAO
Which uh "glop glop glop" is all I will say about it
That's the only reason I can think of to learn japanese
and Rise of the Sla- Shield Hero
So authors just copy a bad isekai and you wonder why they are bad? 
DZIEŃ DOBRY KURWA
Is an isekai
No Game No Life
its been a while
I have 10 books
@narrow lotus @ocean pulsar @inland jackal @sage otter @eager igloo "what are the negatives of living in Bulgaria?
"there's bulgarians"
One Punch Man is nice
I've read all of one piece at one point

yes Love you too
I really value the ability to interact with the world over just reading / watching it do it's thing
I hope you stub your toe

Season 1 is really well animated
the manga is well drawn
Season 2 is an affront
Real
I hope you run out of hot water just before having to rince the shampoo off your hair
Okay sorry that was too much
you did not just say that
I over reacted
Soggy hair ivan
alex I will come to Sofia to personally steal your wiring from your dorm room
Then I hope you run out of hot water after washing your hair so you have to rince the rest of your body with cold water while you head is still hot
thats fair
You will collapse and die from the pollution before you even get to me
Uhh gazuntite
aha
Tbh i'm kinda jealous, I would love to live in the plov division too
watcha watchin
Falls on deaf ears
Serious Sam has celebrated his 15th Anniversary as of late, so I felt a little retrospective would be appropriate. A chance to cover all of his main titles before Serious Sam 4 makes its appearance.
In this video, I'll be covering Serious Sam 2.
Iedy finding out
a?
so true
its like when foreigners came to i think finland
and someone from them said theres too much fins
fins are depressed alcoholics cause their whole country gets like 3 hours of sunlight max per day
fk the sun I stay inside all day anyway
thats why you are so depressed and retarded
they really ought to get Bulgarian into the DSM 5
sun is overrated, we evolved past the need for cancer rays by bottling D in little gelatin caps
bocchi botched hitbox
Mmm
Helltaker
Arent we all
That's why Im here
h
certified skill issue
hi?
why does it feel like a borat skit
Got annoyed and instead of playing factorio I watch horror for some reason
It actually does
Thats what makes it funnier imo
no idea
the format too
its recorded on a handleld camera
and done on poeple who doesnt even know its fake
I think its a skit
vintage?
Evening
Nah fam that's minecraft with Conquest textures.
doubt
Although... It could be vintage since they look so darn similar
Yeah after further inspection my money's on vintage story.
Pity, one of the best resource packs for minecraft I've ever seen. If you like low fantasy medieval stuff.
perfect vintage story house unironically wish my crib looked like that
That one adds like a bajilion blocks and bunch of detailed furniture right?
Not sure about that part but I do know it's one of those packs where simply renaming shit in an anvil will completely change the texture and sometimes model of an item/block.
Then idk
BONER
man.
bone live action
seeing a random a meme and suddenly there's russian Mac Demarco in it
this gave me a aneuryism
vintage story has some amazing worldgen sometimes
this is from my current world, around the area where I actually set up my home (for now. its just a packed dirt shack and I might switch spots but it's a good area imo) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768840784447275020/1198371754712760442/image.png?ex=65c7e42a&is=65b56f2a&hm=1eb76bb1ff60cfc20694b36501256c4637b5b4c7f139a735f11dad6616e6a678&
clouds dont look the best but everything else goes
why is this so low quality
are you playing from laptop
he forgor
💀
i also have some map screenshots somewhere but i cba to get them. all that matters is im in the south (where its warm) and i have a lot of different types of biomes near me
please youtube
no more robot lesbians
curse you samantha
at this point, I will have to play the game
the real question is, do you habe de copper
@weak jackal look what you did
p!helpers
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this is funny
pot of sneed
the phantom pain incident
okay
military organizations? usually very gae
but Indian army? based
look at this shit
weeeeee

the plan works
total global saturation
this definitely falls under one of the unfunniest and most forced things i've seen in this channel so far
play signalis
who asked you
no
it 20 doller
lol hell no
more sesbian lex please
not like anyone'd care enough to need your permission
a lot of funny sesbian lex memes about a game
look inside
deeply sad and tragic lore
😶
you've fooled me sesbian lex
lure you in with "haha funny gae"
then you get hit with deep emotional damage
and then you lay in bed and stare at the ceiling and think about how much Arianne and Eslter love eachother
and then sob

hewwo:3
cori in the house
nothing much
licorice is a work of the devil
what the hell is that
its "candy" made from a plant
ew
and its really salty and disgusting
my cousin used to like it and suddenly his taste pallet changed instantly
okay its not fuckin salty
its just weird sweet-bitter
okay not really salty
the only liquorice i like is Salmiakki
its got a weird taste
salty black licquorice
let me quickly whip ouy my frog dictionary
the worst part is it tastes good for like a second
uhh
then it becomes terrible
réglisse
Salmiakki 🤢
it good
...? caviar
what exactly does caviar have to do with licorice
cant really call caviar candy though now can you
as shit as licorice is it is candy
huhhh?
layed down the foundation on the smp
a delicacy definitely isnt candy
well yes, caviar is indeed a delicacy and indeed tasty (I prefer red caviar tho), I just got confused for a moment what a seafood delicacy has to do with a weird, bu common sweets
since when is caviar specifically french
lol what
isnt the best caviar like middle eastern anyway
you talking bout deez nuts?
honey I'm Russian I know what caviar is 
oh well
yeah you eat it on new year
Man that movie was weird
i dont like caviar
But bussin
i hate fish in general
salty and sweet
Luv fish
french food is shit tbh
damn, that was a killing blow
escargot:
escarshit
i love my canned snails
I ate frog legs once, but in chinese restaurant so it was probably a small cat
its literally just snails
oh wait ratatouille
the only french food i like is beef bourgignon
exactly wtf looks at a snail and thinks its good?
creme bruele though. or however it is written right in their oeauiuo
gm
Im aware, its made by some american dude
i be looking at snails like "wow that shit cool" (until they start eating veggies)
and then they get dumped into vinegar like the pests they are
creme brulee is pretty dope
Dont make killboxes rhen retard
y'all remembering some niche weird shit, French did invent some nice fishes too
on that rimworld grind?
i cant believe the french invented fish
omlete du fomage
I mean it as a form of disgust, its literally just getting served snails
croissants suck anyways ❤️
hmm what else
well it's really obvious and silly
eclairs are alright
when he fromage till I omelette
though honestly they'd be better if they werent with chocolate
the texture of the "bread" mixed with pudding is cool
its essentially long bread, it can last you a week
*1 day
its stale after like a day or two
fym a week
not eatable after 3
THATS WHY YOU CUT IT UP AND PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE
either French add some wacky thingy do make it last longer, or Russian baguettes are cursed
you what
@winged phoenix https://www.baha.com/Musk-First-human-receives-Neuralink-implant/news/details/61352080?ts=1706573833558
but they turn to stone in a day
you what
thats how you preserve a baguette
microwaved bread
killing myself
i understand putting it in the oven
but MICROWAVE
but telepathy
why bother living anymore
ahhhh. that's actually a smart idea. I did that with a regular bread, but not bread sword. thanks
can you even invest into nuralink or is it just tesla
softens it up
microwaving bread is one of the most evil fucking things i've heard of in my life
Im still looking into an oven to buy, I don't like microwaving my chopped up baguettes
well if you find out lemme know lol
it gets really chewy if you hit it right, I love it
and if you overheat it, boom, it's now chips
its so you dont bitch about it being stale
then eat it on time
also sprinkle a tint bit of water on it
you might aswell make it crunchy again instead of fuckin microwaving it
you have not eaten one at all
yeugh
did you
because it isnt that easy
hmm
space it out over the whole day
unless you're doing some evil ass diet
Im rationing it
one is enough to last me a week
I eat one slice a day
the french is under siege
im pretty sure it literally starts molding after a couple days so idk how you get it to a couple days
Im just a fucking cheapskate
microwave
Ehat should I have for dinner tommorow
please tell me you don't eat the moldy bread french creature
micrtowaved baguette
do you think I keep in in an environment with moisture?
fuck no
I keep the little slices in a sealed container
I don't want to have to buy one every few days
cheapmaxxing i guess
i just see baguettes as temporary crunchy goodness for a day or two at best and then i switch back to NORMAL bread
how else would I afford expensive wine
by not buying it
so you're eating as cheap possible
to get smashed on expensive wine
while also being pregnant
thats why I don't like being pregnant
I can't get drunk on wine
so your only concern with being pregnant is not being able to get drunk on wine
mk mk
I'm aware
I'm just tolerating it
for a few more months
yeah uh
Wait what did I stumble into
Why would you be pregnant
just having goofs and gafs nothing much
ᵗᵉᵈ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ʷᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃᶜᵗ ᶠʳᵉⁿᶜʰ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉ ˢᵉʳᵛᶦᶜᵉˢ
yeah, I already had an alcoholic problem before
Its a rabbit hole after all
relax, since this whole problem last year Im sober
tru
I haven't drank even a shot in a while
Watch "the witch", fucked up stuff, highly recommend
so rich
Mwadi you can't get pregnant
only gotta multiply this by like 400 and i can pay out
KEEP TRYING
noted
it does not
I got so mad at war thunder I just uninstalled it, prolly best decision
twink pregnancy is real
is it like blair witch?
W
it is not
but it is tho
get that bussy pumped on a daily basis and pray regularly
No
it is not
didyoupraytoday
but it is tho
you'll be back
i think the second one is just a necessity if the former happens
you're a king gg
who doesnt want to get impregnated
me
🫃
Do not
mee
90% of the guys quit early before getting boypreggers
and more
90%?
this implies there are 10 guys
seven truckers' bukakke and a dream
man i fucking hate the internet
same, but what can you do
shut it down?
im going to war
yes
yeah
i will be headshot
you jus gotta thug it out
and die
i aint thugging it out im gonna live out the male fantasy of being exploded
ga yat
@pastel quartz where I live, one of the chain general stores have little built-in bakeries and sometimes they sell baguette-looking bread that has diagonal post-bake cuts in it which are smeared with garlic butter. Nice as fuck with salad
jeee yott
something tragic happens? just go
hoooold on
ya russian?
no
that's like everywhere in russia
garlic pseudo baguette is supreme
almost every big grocery store has a built-in bakery for some reason
white haired women make me feel funny
cos SHITS TASTY AND SELLS WELL YO
this is basically the standard nowadays
for like, most grocery stores if not supermarkets
its based though







