#🎪bruh-fart
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Like I can competently hold a conversation if I had to, but it's hard if there's nothing for me to relate with,with them
but first step is actually going out and meeting people regardless
this guy knows the method
whatever though i didnt get into that vtuber shit because horny for digital women, i saw the ai vtuber one and got interested. then it turned into a sort of admiration thing for the talent of the guy who made the ai
that's good then
maybe i should go outside and talk to real people 
golfer ted???
also the ai vtuber model itself is a child and i am not a childliker so it cannot be a thing of being attracted to it 
based
Man i wish the german japanese rich lady i rizzed up
hadnt turned out to be completely insane
Could be bing chilling the ez life rn
Nah man she was insane
anchor baby
I wasnt gonna risk that
ok listen to the method..
1: become hot femboy twink
2: rizz up massively rich old bastard
3: marry
5: kill and take money
thats what the 4th step is for
ok listen to the method..
1: become hot femboy twink
2: rizz up massively rich old bastard
3: marry
4: ???
5: live happily ever after
5 is where you put some clause in the prenup
still problems, just different
bz being an expert in rich people
yall ever ponder about what gen alpha gonna be like when they grow up
what even prompted a thought like that
you ever seen a rabid dog
i saw a shitpost of a horrid invention
kind of glad I haven't why
Dude I want to be that old money that's just secure and elegant as fuck
that stealth wealth
smoke a pipe
I mean I got a smoke pipe
so I'm half way there
yea
was just about to say
the family head is a crazed scientist that builds bilogical weapons of mass destruction in a 15-floor bunker under their house but acts chill asf around others
fair
so rich but never off the grind
wish that was me fr
Going to bed, gn brainfart chat
Gn
chat
stella?
what do I do now
got into an argument with my beau
something about him feeling like an accessory
this one's outside my paygrade
fym, you dont get paid for being on discord
exactly. Maybe if I was getting paid, I could help you
nvm
but in all serious-ness what do you think makes him feel like an accessory?
has he explained what it is that you do that makes him feel like that?
I don't know, been quiet these past few months, nothing happened, I only approach him when I need something, but not like I completely ignore him, I give him attention, but he says it isn't enough
Well if you only approach him when you need something, and dont give him the attention he needs, then it would make sense that he feels like that
I do give him attention
when its time to sleep, we have conversations, but Its bland
Find things you like to do together and do them together
I am not saying you don't give him attention. But it seems like it doesnt meet what he wants. Which could be that he demands way too much, or you guys arent sharing any activities meaningfully together
we haven't been doing much things together, its like we're just roomates
Well you gotta both put in some effort then to do more things together
right, yeah, thanks
real life coaching hours in brainfart today
yeah, out of the blue he told me he wanted to talk, he explained he doesn't feel like he's a boyfriend
but more of a roomate
we don't do much things together, its radio silence, not even greetings when one of us gets home
nothing currently, he's just beside me rn, somewhat upset, won't talk to me
he adressed it
@winged phoenixidk whats going on but i agree with ted
or just talk anyway
okay...sure
he can hear you even if hes not
El Gamberlo should be El Sauvo
thats what being a mommy is
im here for you when your ready to listen bby
man hes missing out on preggers sex which i hear is fire
Teddy boy has a point. doing your best from your side of relationship is important, but if the dude's not gonna pull his side, it's just gonna turn into a sour game of blaming himself, you, the sun and stars about how "it's wrong" instead of doing something about it
extend your helping hand, but don't let your neck be ridden
but sometimes i like when teds on top 
oh right, the hypothetical girl in question has a hypothetical pregnancy, too
well that complicates things
Geez
@grizzled meadow
https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2024/01/28/e9f2066104b88fc4-vp9.mp4
bro what 
Bomb on b site
The c4:
Why did it actually remind me of the beeping im so lost i need pc and games im losing my mind 
I have fixed the issue
he just feels like I dont love him anymore
in case of a future investigation, I do not know this person aside from their internet alias and do not condone any acts of vi
oh
he feels like you don't love him anymore because his insecurity voices are telling him so
you can only be frank and supporting for him, but you can't think for his stead and solve his issues
consider family counceling or whatever the fucking name for that in western countries, especially since you're supposedly pregnant, because it adds a few more things in the equation
what if i dont wanna be frank? i wanna be ted!
bricked up boykisser
what happened to french lady
her choice of mate
nah her choice of having a relationship
this reminded me of a time I was walking from a local hospital back home, and a cute looking shiba approached me and started barking at me, but looking very nervous and unsure about it. I shooed the dog away while pretending to be nervous. both parts of the conflict were satisfied with playing their roles
but I gotta say, you should get your act better next time mr/ms shiba
I'd just finished my journey lol
It was a damn good session and no not yet
Homies and I wanna do the tall tales together as a group
mean like having one at all?
its legit just a first person point and click so it'd be better solo
doing puzzles and dialogue and stuff
bruh when my ass getting outta brainfart
i dont even remember why my ass exiled in here 💀
Yeah
Today's exploits, multiple seaforts, made an alliance with some randos who gave us a good scare by coming on our ship and saying hello, multiple high value voyages for both the mystics and the merchants followed by two kraken attacks and one pain in my ass of an Athena's Fortune voyage

I get where he's coming from, he's been neglected all his life by his mom, he doesn't want me treating him the same
his insecurity is valid, atleast for me
Never doing an athena's voyage alone again that's for sure, that shit was not fun on my own.
mommy issues too?
sea of thieves is not as fun solo
my dad taught me that if there's stray dogs nearby or they're already running at you, just stop moving
always worked
2 people is like 4x better
Some lucky player's gonna get all my cooked food, fireworks, wood and pineapples if they go to Morrow's Peak though
Made sure to save all of that before burning the ship
zalty zailor theodoric
valid advice, and I was indeed standing still at the time
I'm off to sleep now.
yeah....unfortunately
damn that sounds tough
what does that mean?
It means he didn't get enough attention from his mother
or affection
that means! dat! bitch! gonna! be! his! momma
at every step of the way, until he eventually handles his issues

good fucking luck, especially being preggo
why everyone is pregnant recently?well okay, just two, but still more than usual
who else?
my irl friendo
its better than the state I found him in, when he isnt trying to desprately fit in with groups, the one thing he does is wallow in his own self pity
fun fact, women's brain gets temporarily smaller for the duration of pregnancy with appropriate influence on cognitive functioning
like a squirrel!
seeing people get pregg straight outta 12th grade was crazy to me
less of the concerns, honestly, hormonal Holocaust alone is fun
📚 Mommy issues
Mommy issues is actually the exact opposite of being a [momma's boy]. Just like having Daddy issues is the opposite of being [a daddy's] girl.
A guy who didn't have a mother (figure) or that hasn't had a close relationship to her, lacking [motherly] care.
interesting choice of words, "found him"
like a puppy
or a son erhaps
,
, 
I used that because I felt pity
he's like one
he's honest, does everything I tell him to, not the type of guy to leave my side
and you get to be his caring and watchful, but naturally, fair owner girlboss girlfriend
a balanced deal
somewhat
3 children
ah, brainfart, my favorite drama TV channel
real
but yeah, I fixed the situation, he's no longer upset
I'm sure a single act of reassuring him of your love and fair intentions is enough to resolve the issue, and the insecurity voices inside his head that prompted that has been silenced for good
well done!
uh oh words hard, eepy soon
hi sneepy
not silenced, now he knows what to do and what to think when he feels that way again
stella got a boywife
Me when bz11k with non color name
I mean, some people are really into that, so I guess the day is saved?
kinda eh well
can't put my finger to it
hello plasma boy
Haven’t done that for a solid year now but sure
you don't choose your nicknames, silly
And yet handfuls of people still call me Chaos at times
That’s Shadow, dumbass
nuh uh that's my oc! he's a different color and he wears a retard helmet
Its better than someone the opposite of that
fatcat
nuh uh
that's a protective belly flap
for concealed carry and for predators attacks
also what's the opposite of boywife
girlhusband?
are you also lesbian boe
hrrm
someone who treats me like shit, has a masculinity problem, just wants me to be a babyfactory, the men that feminists hate
arent you bi or something stella
curious then
three children indeed. but maybe it's just the consequence of our time, or maybe it's how it always been?
on a goddamn ground
dododododo
i slep bubye
Teaching a mfer hoe many different kinds of 7.62 there are
x39, x51, x54r
Hi Frog Hi Nota
are there more?
Also x25
oh, huh

I'm gonna look that up
Also x63
thats the tokarev ammo right
how tf did I forget
Ye
and for the ppsh too
what, expect the ppsh to be in 9x18?
ok
huh, thats just 30-06
also isnt 7.62x51 just scaled down 30-06
7.62x53R
thats why much poeple doesnt know about it
its only in finland
That's one damn big fucking mech
No it's .308
Modern .308s are actually more powerful than old 30-06s because propellant has gotten a lot better
yep, smokeless powder
burns much faster
Nah 30-06 has smokeless powder it's just generally gotten better
how
is it one of those situations that are "big bullet heavy"
Nah same size bullet, but they fly at about the same speed
but what makes it better
Not sure exactly, just what I've heard
damn bruh
I was getting interested
Loool
yes
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iron harvest is crazy good @river zealot
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black powder is muzzle-loader era
Remove all emotions, feel nothing, profit?
Hi llama Hi Catbites Hi Blur
alo..
hi catboyou
Why yes, yes I did
Found it on Youtube with 200 views 
REALLL ALOOOO GATO
chat, pull out ur starrett inch/metric tap drill sizes and decimal equivalent chart and tell me what size W is
Thats a south east asian flag poland is asian?
🇸🇬 - poland 🇵🇱- singapore
what is this even from
ooo
Lol
:3
wake up america youre all sheeple
plants and plants or plants and zombies
w horror series
never watched it
only heard and seen the giant itself
so i got the funny lethal company mod of him
very good
so i will probably watch the series
wtf is this
youtube babadook?
Rolling Giant
wtf is that
never heard of it
I made the mistake of watching that movie
its just an analogy for grief
all the 5 stages
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they done gave the car a hapsburg jaw😭
do you think it also has a heart of coal
sadfuck hours wooo
there aint no way the internals are modified
@primal kiln
Stay the fucks away from stiits and stoots
Morning
<unf unf unfunfunfunfunf>
uunf uunf uunf
we love doom 2 mods :DDD
such a shill for it but i love the absolute chaos that clusterfuck brings in
Doom mods have an insane range from meme to bespoke
For an engine that old you can trick the outside viewer to think it's a newer engine? Fuck outta here with your wizardry
Its even open source
i mean, gzdoom is basically just revamped doom 2
How it FEELS to enter fov_desired 150 in console
Helpful comparison for all the engineer gamers out there
Music: Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack - Seduce Me! (From Expiration Date)
(TF2 version of Field of View video by William Papadin)
https://youtu.be/SiB0p7u0LbQ
#shorts #TF2 #SFM #animated #animation #engineer #gaming #tf2memes
or the engine i guess
zandronum is so much fun
i hop on once a blue moon and muck around on a public server for like 6 hours
:p
Alo madi
hey
You are not madi
Veri nice
You're perfect
Dodo?
you guys ever pull a can out of a pack of cans of soda and get a completely sealed can thats totally empty?
i just did.
that can is 100% empty and pressurized.
free 24-pack if you send it to pepsi
wait is that real?
NGL i kinda wanna keep it
damn I haven't seen that design
call customer support line, tell them the lot number, get free swag
imma give that a go tomorrow
ty
space balls did it first 
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I still have to smirk when saying "they're combing the desert for the fugitives" out loud 
Spaceballs is second only to Blazing Saddles in the heirarchy of the funniest spoof ever
They made huge combs 
unfortunately i cannot post the funnier of Blazing Saddles jokes and references for i will be banned
Sheriff Bart (Cleavon Little) has been insulted by an elderly woman and Jim - 'The Waco Kid' (Gene Wilder) tries to console him.
Gene Wilder got that comedic timing down too

there more of that animation?
Alo
He enjoys life
Si to-do list
Maximum Effort
Gotta be real with you
I would rather have the left setup
And an AFU supplied ak-74
Me too lmao
"fuck it a mini drone i guess have you SEEN Ukraine?"
yeah.
accurate.
I was running out of ideas 3000$ is a fucklot
nah genuinely its a good idea
I was thinking "2 black market grenades 200$ maybe?" Lmao
Put a grenade on that drone
And you got a weapon to surpass metal gear
nah i got one way easier for ya. make some redneck C4 outta gasoline and flour, strap some kinda radio-triggered electric remote detonation thing to it, strap the payload to the drone and fly it at whatever you wanna make go boom.
now keep in mind im not saying you SHOULD do this, just that you CAN
you could probably ignite the redneck C4 with a remotely triggered electrical spark
easy enough to rig up for cheap
IM NOT ADVOCATING FOR THIS
PURELY EDUCATIONAL.
My life wouldn't be the same without an rpg warhead strapped to a drone
can't be saved
Brother needs a gf cuh
Ughhh
we desecrating burial sites of old? releasing untold horrors onto the world because of mere greed?

PS (5)
I synced it : D
Yes, this is actually an NE555, not a "Computer Chip" but that's not the name of the meme ¯_(ツ)_/¯
filipinos is this true
bro spawned in cat npcs in a gmod map
Meeee
The world spins around cats
have you wonderful good morning men heard of zero siever or whatever it's called
3 identical twins 
I think it's sievert
Time to play sdalger
no I think it's actually pixel stalker extraction shooter
nah he only downloaded 3 cat npc mods and one dog mod
from what I've seen and heard
oh that's a dog on a leash
wtf
never heard of this shit in my life
it's not stardew valley
what is it then
just send a trailer or something for the game
stalker exteaction shooter pixel world
idk
game looks nice
especially.. the base building part....
but 20 fuckin euro
i might blow my money on it anyway
we ball
vut first... look at every negative review first so i stop wanting to buy the game
cant find enough negative reviews but all hte positive ones call it tarkov without multiplayer
The world has ended. ZERO Sievert charges you with scavenging equipment across multiple areas, all set in an atmospheric fictitious post-apocalyptic Eastern Europe setting. Your base of operations, the bunker, is filled with traders, modding stations, and areas to make your own, providing you with progression across your excursions into the wild...
$19.99
8411
wont buy it anyway im good
have you played it? is it good
or are you showing this as a meme
it's ok. I played it like a year ago during open beta so I didn't pay
demo it
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1886143857/zero-sievert
They removed the demo, maybe you can find an archive or smth
it was actually the full game at the time, has since expanded
Taking this back, i cant walk cause of her
wym
How could you do something like that to a cat
She wants me to fall by tripping me
Someone threw her over my fence in my frontyard idk
Im talking about calling her maja
Lol
apartments dont have fences
mine does
music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZegAOMmSso
music to listen while eating/drinking yogurt
u are being scammed
I dont know what gauss prime is but I'm guessing it's good at killing geologists
what if you got kidnapped and brainwashed into becoming a geologist
I would kill myself
gauss prime would kill him
based
this js gauss prime?
😩
ita warframe isn't it
wtf is that dong flap
kirby is me right now because imbatukam
Secretly gauss rifle that monolith use
as if brainfart cant recognize kirby busting a fat nut
aerodynamic penis
boeing cock
Mig
well I dont like warframe cause it's way too grindy for anyone's good
you would be surprised how stupid people are in here, also because im in here
yes
not sure why you freaks play these grindy ass games so much
Tf is Warframe
crazy
grinding shit simulator
anyway im gonna start reading the jujutsu kaisen manga
just like war thunder
StarCraft
and any other game that has war in it probably
gguh :;: ., ?
no one knows juijitsu
erm acshually
I know karate and jiu-jitsu
its calles jujutsu kaisen.. like.. sorcerer fight
And bunch of other dangerous words
and theryere like... sorcerers
I know beat-ass jitsuiu
i would be most wanted if so
Sadly block feature is a thing
have you ever seen jaboopy here
gonna krav maga ur balls
my kill count would be infinite
there are no blocks in juijitsu
only vicious man handling
i remember when this was peak
as jiu jitsu is as real as it can get
dj
Last night a dj saved my life
Agreed
This is what i referred to
Its same gif search engine
u mean jif?
If ur american it would make sense
Ur not
Maybe
Its a 50/50
Livin in Antarctica
London
Paris
Anywhere else
Bonjour
Baguette is good for huge sandwiches
I use it a lot yes from local lidl
And bludgeoning a french to death
missles that home in on cigarettes and blue cheese would work perfectly
Thats right baby, on my main hole
all french people are chain smokers
Serbia has like a huge amount of smokers too
i didnt say all chain smokers are french people but all french people are chain smokers
Kek
that's why we add the variable of blue cheese
only the french share the traits of being chain smokers and eating rancid cheese
Perfectly timed
Speaking of smokers theres one in front of me
Looks like a 70yo man
Huge clouds
he has technique u gotta become an apprentice
Nah im good
ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ
Wee double you
Danke, Otto, Danke 🙏
Streamt Friesenjung: https://lnk.to/Friesenjung
Directed & Edited by joost klein
Shot by Bloempot Media
Colors by Bloempot Media
Camera 2: Lyon Pol
Camera 3: Till Tinsky
Mixed Media: joost klein
Production: joost klein
Production 2: Asil Teker
Catering: joost klein
Photo Animation: Fons de Haan
Song produced by Tantu Bea...
Hello fart!
Ello
I wish my childhood had it this good....
gn brainfart
Gn
GN
At least they are having fun
yeah they're gonna grow up and then look back on it like "what the fuck was my childhood"
Exactly
as if we didn't grow up the same way
Just like every generation
yes
^
each time it's a new level of what the fuckery
Based
Just like those damn phones
the damnable device that I almost exclusively use for discord and youtube
Exactly
i think my first ever experience with a phone was when I was like 6
and my mom's old ass phone had one game on it
and it was some game where you just jump from platform to platform avoiding shit
and that's it
fucking cereal bars, how do they work?
- unwrap
- eat
fake news
Honestly though would be cool if it worked like that
2.66 
What the fuck is a GPA
Grade point accumulate
Ah
Every A is a 4 and every F is 0, it's average of everything
Yeah we got a 10 points system
So 2.3 and 2.6 would be C-B student
10 is the best 1 is the worst
@winged phoenix
Average score for me is 6.85

I am not a good student lol
I made it to louisville with 2k more kills than when I left home what the fuck
Damn I think there's alcohol in this whiskey
quick call the poison hotline and tell them you ingested copious amounts of the poisonous chemical ethanol
I will do. No such thing
why drink whisky when you could drink this https://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Țuică
Țuica este o băutură alcoolică tradițională românească obținută prin fermentarea și distilarea prunelor.
Țuica reprezintă un simbol al ardelenilor și a fost atestată documentar în Bistrița, la 1386, într-un act maghiar de percepție fiscală sub numele de „cujka”.
Diferența dintre țuică și palincă constă în faptul că țuica se produce doar din pru...
why the tuica got cacat in it
zasto ima govna u rakiju
Desi se
true
omg is this hungurish?
Probably
Very smart. To conquer your enemy you must first know them.
is this romania or hungary
Austro hungary
prussia
bro i posted this like an hour ago
repost bot smh
brother wakes up at 11 am
okay killing myself and naming you in my suicide note
sure
forever changing the tradgectory of your life
until you meet a plucky young adventure group of misfit teens and solve a decade long cold case
probably not I could drop off the face of the earth and it wouldnt really affect anyone
I played so much of scarface mansion in pd2
I first thought that's a crucifix in a c*m bottle
prison wine
Thats just unholy even for an atheist like me
don't put jesus in the jar
what does your cum look like man
dont ask
what cum is that clear
Can i inherit your computer
The century old one
do you really want an answer?
Isnt found yet*
or dries
that's not how it works
Whatever doesn't exist, probably hasnt been discovered yet
no its going to the swamp
yeah I'm sure
all my possesions are
then in like 3 months i'll be re-incarnated as a swamp hag and i can start posting online again
Search it on google without incognito
you know it's a mix of fluid and a bunch of amino acids, proteins etc. Those will coagulate and sink to the bottom if kept in a container for long enough 
I dont even know how to enable incognito
ctrl+n on chromium, ctrl+shift+p on firefox
N stands for nut
how to use ctrl n on phone

3 dots top right corner and open incognito
just press the 3 dots and open incognito tab
ok I'm not gonna do it anyway
zoomers 
I dont know why I even asked
Lmao
zoomer mentioned
"digital natives"
Yk whats funny
I found this morning on reddit some 5yo searched boobs in spanish on yt
And his mom found the history
bitch mom sharing everything online 
Kid started uncontrollably crying
Whole family was there kek
kid realized his mom's a thot, couldn't take it
ew
writing that words gives me incel vibes, makes me wana 
the comments
Im going to bulldoze the swamp and build a factory in it
a hex upon your family
Just failed another exam
based
Thats 3
smp draining the future from your life
Accounting is complicated
I fear management exam
that's good
Plan a is to finish this college and enter phase 2 which has plans a and b
blue collar pays very well
Plan b is to take courses and find a job that way
And plan c is to continue to work in factory till retirement
Plan a find a good job with minimal effort and good pay
Plan b same as plan c from previous phase
Kakva plava ogrlica leba ti
fazon majstor
Da me jebes ne bi znao sta ti pricas
Could move it further in, free up the loading area for goods and make a railway station connecting the warehouse the the infrastructure network
ni ja nemam pojma sta si pitao :))
blue collar is a category of job
white collars are office jobs
blue are trades
plumbing, electricity, carpentry things like that
that building looks more like a toll station for doing inventory and paperwork, trade needs
yeah looks pretty wild for a warehouse
in other words "useful" 
One stack is what it takes
Stocks of tnt are limitless
I found a desert and i have creeper farm
do not into explosives on your port
we follow strict OSHA regulations and comply with international law
I mean I won't but I can't promise for the other smp players
Whats osha
work safety regulation
Never heard
not americanized enough
embrace your colonizer huua
anyway I got a blood clot test to do to see if I'll get a clot in my brain and die cya folks
occupational safety and health administration, the guys ripping your boss a new one after you rip off your arm in a hydraulic press
stay safe
Will be 3 + student next year
Next year frfr
I'm a fucked up student matr
I can't even study

Using antidepressants more than a year now
When adhd hits and you just stare at the scripts
Yes
And also depression
Be trans
Adhd + depression means no study for a loooong time
Why not
Lucky ducky
We will be focused brothe
Can't I spend my time looking at booba
Idk whole January feels like shit
And now i gotta bury maggot infested pig skin somewhere in the fields
Hopefully February will be better
put out fliers
Yes
What is fliers
Posters
Oh
Okay
Certified tall dude who looks for a chicks with dicks
The poster will be like that
First Music Video with a real nuke
Keep up with me here
https://hoo.be/shotgunwilly
Stream/Download: https://bombsaway.fanlink.to/ShotgunWilly
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shotgunwilly
TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRcMo1VT/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RaspyBoi
Bombs away
Blowing up the White House
Ándale
Bitch i need it right no...
Download ram
Blowin up the white house
bobmb
download ram

you're not normal
like oguzy said none of us are
part of the brainfart citizenship test is having some kind of mental disability
if you look deeply enough into any person you'll soon realize there's no one normal in this whole world
then why did you say you're normal
hey question
how often do you masterbate
being normal is just a spectrum of how well you can hide your mental issues
not a joke
yeah so you're not normal
can I answer that
because you are bad at that
no
anyone wanna carry me in MHW?
modern hardware?
Magnificent Hentai World?
yes that's exactly it
power to yah. go get your f*mboy
Once a week
Ok
just don't masturbate, at all
No more boobas
you'll be surprised how determined your brain can get when it doesn't get sexual pleasure
it'll find another ways
i. e. basically forcing you to find people

you know I ask myself that every day
just touch?
how is it possible that I'm more horny at 32 than I was at 16
i touch myself 20 times a day at least
damn that's some hardcore kink
btw do you have a girl
or a boy
or just some partner
nnnno
unless? 
nuh uh
unless that coffin game
Open brainfart
Moderator asking "how often do you masturbare"
do not even start this shut
oh you're asking for my preference! my preference are is the females
Ok chat poll how much money do you spend on groceries per week and by person
no, do you have a relationship partner
im giving advice to people
no
thank you for asking! how about you?
You shouldn't
are you seeking for one
$50-70
no I'm done with that shit forever
well yeah but would he understand lei?
conversion rates exist
also 50-60 dollar groceries is way too fuckimg much
no but 50 dollar groceries is not a thing
unless you buy them for the whole week
oooh
or did I read wrong
imagine dropping $50 on grocerie every 1-2 days
cause I'm almost home and I wanna play zero sievert
couldn't be romania 
we do have 100 lei per half a tank of gas
which is already nuts
my mom nearly has an existential crisis every time she goes to the gas station








