#🎪bruh-fart

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pale ingot
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wRrRaourr.... Hey baby girl...

tidal trellis
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Like I can competently hold a conversation if I had to, but it's hard if there's nothing for me to relate with,with them

ocean pulsar
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but first step is actually going out and meeting people regardless

pale ingot
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this guy knows the method

tulip ravine
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Wheyyy

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I’m just havin a bit of a row with the Mrs atm

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But should be all good

pale ingot
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whatever though i didnt get into that vtuber shit because horny for digital women, i saw the ai vtuber one and got interested. then it turned into a sort of admiration thing for the talent of the guy who made the ai

pale ingot
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maybe i should go outside and talk to real people tired

glad carbon
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golfer ted???

pale ingot
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based

broken topaz
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Man i wish the german japanese rich lady i rizzed up

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hadnt turned out to be completely insane

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Could be bing chilling the ez life rn

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Nah man she was insane

ocean pulsar
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anchor baby

broken topaz
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I wasnt gonna risk that

ocean pulsar
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land ahoy

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kachunk

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like that

pale ingot
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ok listen to the method..
1: become hot femboy twink
2: rizz up massively rich old bastard
3: marry
5: kill and take money

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thats what the 4th step is for

broken topaz
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ok listen to the method..
1: become hot femboy twink
2: rizz up massively rich old bastard
3: marry
4: ???
5: live happily ever after

placid sail
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rich people are mostly horrible

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why would you want to be them or with them

glad carbon
placid sail
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still problems, just different

ocean pulsar
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bz being an expert in rich people

glad carbon
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@placid sail you should become a crazed inventor

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maker of machines n shit

pale ingot
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yall ever ponder about what gen alpha gonna be like when they grow up

placid sail
ocean pulsar
glad carbon
pale ingot
ocean pulsar
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Dude I want to be that old money that's just secure and elegant as fuck

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that stealth wealth

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smoke a pipe

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I mean I got a smoke pipe

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so I'm half way there

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yea

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was just about to say

pale ingot
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the family head is a crazed scientist that builds bilogical weapons of mass destruction in a 15-floor bunker under their house but acts chill asf around others

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fair

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so rich but never off the grind

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wish that was me fr

tidal trellis
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Going to bed, gn brainfart chat

toxic sundial
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Gn

pastel quartz
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chat

broken topaz
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stella?

pastel quartz
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what do I do now

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got into an argument with my beau

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something about him feeling like an accessory

broken topaz
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this one's outside my paygrade

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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exactly. Maybe if I was getting paid, I could help you

pastel quartz
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nvm

broken topaz
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but in all serious-ness what do you think makes him feel like an accessory?

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has he explained what it is that you do that makes him feel like that?

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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Well if you only approach him when you need something, and dont give him the attention he needs, then it would make sense that he feels like that

pastel quartz
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when its time to sleep, we have conversations, but Its bland

river robin
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Find things you like to do together and do them together

broken topaz
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I am not saying you don't give him attention. But it seems like it doesnt meet what he wants. Which could be that he demands way too much, or you guys arent sharing any activities meaningfully together

pastel quartz
broken topaz
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Well you gotta both put in some effort then to do more things together

pastel quartz
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right, yeah, thanks

placid sail
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real life coaching hours in brainfart today

pastel quartz
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but more of a roomate

placid sail
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so uh

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what's that difference that is lacking, has he explained?

pastel quartz
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we don't do much things together, its radio silence, not even greetings when one of us gets home

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nothing currently, he's just beside me rn, somewhat upset, won't talk to me

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he adressed it

gusty willow
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@winged phoenixidk whats going on but i agree with ted

pastel quartz
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yeah, tommorow when he isn't as upset

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like I said, wont talk to me

gusty willow
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or just talk anyway

pastel quartz
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okay...sure

gusty willow
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he can hear you even if hes not

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El Gamberlo should be El Sauvo

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thats what being a mommy is

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im here for you when your ready to listen bby

river zealot
gusty willow
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man hes missing out on preggers sex which i hear is fire

placid sail
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Teddy boy has a point. doing your best from your side of relationship is important, but if the dude's not gonna pull his side, it's just gonna turn into a sour game of blaming himself, you, the sun and stars about how "it's wrong" instead of doing something about it

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extend your helping hand, but don't let your neck be ridden

gusty willow
toxic sundial
placid sail
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oh right, the hypothetical girl in question has a hypothetical pregnancy, too

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well that complicates things

slender rock
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Geez

heavy peak
fresh rose
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The c4:

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Why did it actually remind me of the beeping im so lost i need pc and games im losing my mind kekcry

slender rock
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Fuck everything ay?

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Mhm

river zealot
pastel quartz
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he just feels like I dont love him anymore

placid sail
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in case of a future investigation, I do not know this person aside from their internet alias and do not condone any acts of vi

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oh

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he feels like you don't love him anymore because his insecurity voices are telling him so

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you can only be frank and supporting for him, but you can't think for his stead and solve his issues

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consider family counceling or whatever the fucking name for that in western countries, especially since you're supposedly pregnant, because it adds a few more things in the equation

gusty willow
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what if i dont wanna be frank? i wanna be ted!

gusty willow
river zealot
placid sail
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literally me

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minus the cat

uncut obsidian
glad carbon
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the plank vr thing

uncut obsidian
storm stream
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I feel like Stella fucked up letting some foo up in her business

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RIP

glad carbon
storm stream
glad carbon
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canadian

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yeah prolly true

atomic pewter
uncut obsidian
placid sail
# uncut obsidian

this reminded me of a time I was walking from a local hospital back home, and a cute looking shiba approached me and started barking at me, but looking very nervous and unsure about it. I shooed the dog away while pretending to be nervous. both parts of the conflict were satisfied with playing their roles

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but I gotta say, you should get your act better next time mr/ms shiba

glad carbon
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what kinda treasure you had

atomic pewter
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I'd just finished my journey lol

glad carbon
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did you do the monkey island one

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that one is pretty good

atomic pewter
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It was a damn good session and no not yet

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Homies and I wanna do the tall tales together as a group

storm stream
glad carbon
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its legit just a first person point and click so it'd be better solo

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doing puzzles and dialogue and stuff

tardy vine
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bruh when my ass getting outta brainfart

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i dont even remember why my ass exiled in here 💀

uncut obsidian
atomic pewter
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Today's exploits, multiple seaforts, made an alliance with some randos who gave us a good scare by coming on our ship and saying hello, multiple high value voyages for both the mystics and the merchants followed by two kraken attacks and one pain in my ass of an Athena's Fortune voyage

pastel quartz
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his insecurity is valid, atleast for me

atomic pewter
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Never doing an athena's voyage alone again that's for sure, that shit was not fun on my own.

glad carbon
uncut obsidian
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always worked

glad carbon
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2 people is like 4x better

atomic pewter
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Some lucky player's gonna get all my cooked food, fireworks, wood and pineapples if they go to Morrow's Peak though

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Made sure to save all of that before burning the ship

glad carbon
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zalty zailor theodoric

atomic pewter
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Oh right I became a pirate legend today in SoT too

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So very good progress was made

placid sail
atomic pewter
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I'm off to sleep now.

pastel quartz
glad carbon
storm stream
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
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or affection

placid sail
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that means! dat! bitch! gonna! be! his! momma

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at every step of the way, until he eventually handles his issues

storm stream
placid sail
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good fucking luck, especially being preggo

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why everyone is pregnant recently?well okay, just two, but still more than usual

placid sail
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my irl friendo

pastel quartz
placid sail
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fun fact, women's brain gets temporarily smaller for the duration of pregnancy with appropriate influence on cognitive functioning

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like a squirrel!

storm stream
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seeing people get pregg straight outta 12th grade was crazy to me

placid sail
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less of the concerns, honestly, hormonal Holocaust alone is fun

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Mommy issues

Mommy issues is actually the exact opposite of being a [momma's boy]. Just like having Daddy issues is the opposite of being [a daddy's] girl.

A guy who didn't have a mother (figure) or that hasn't had a close relationship to her, lacking [motherly] care.

placid sail
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like a puppy

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or a son erhaps

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well, well, well

pastel quartz
placid sail
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even more interesting!

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how charitable of you

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so it is a puppy

pastel quartz
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he's honest, does everything I tell him to, not the type of guy to leave my side

placid sail
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and you get to be his caring and watchful, but naturally, fair owner girlboss girlfriend

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a balanced deal

storm stream
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3 children

placid sail
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ah, brainfart, my favorite drama TV channel

pastel quartz
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but yeah, I fixed the situation, he's no longer upset

placid sail
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I'm sure a single act of reassuring him of your love and fair intentions is enough to resolve the issue, and the insecurity voices inside his head that prompted that has been silenced for good

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well done!

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uh oh words hard, eepy soon

glad carbon
placid sail
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oraaaange

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omelette du fromage

pastel quartz
placid sail
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hoey shit

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puppy been instructed

glad carbon
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stella got a boywife

swift scarab
placid sail
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kinda eh well

placid sail
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can't put my finger to it

placid sail
swift scarab
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Haven’t done that for a solid year now but sure

placid sail
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you don't choose your nicknames, silly

swift scarab
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And yet handfuls of people still call me Chaos at times

placid sail
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the hedgehog

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oc do not steal

swift scarab
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That’s Shadow, dumbass

placid sail
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nuh uh that's my oc! he's a different color and he wears a retard helmet

broken topaz
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@placid sail

swift scarab
pastel quartz
placid sail
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nuh uh

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that's a protective belly flap

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for concealed carry and for predators attacks

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also what's the opposite of boywife

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girlhusband?

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are you also lesbian boe

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hrrm

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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arent you bi or something stella

pastel quartz
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I'm not sure

glad carbon
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curious then

placid sail
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three children indeed. but maybe it's just the consequence of our time, or maybe it's how it always been?

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on a goddamn ground

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dododododo

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i slep bubye

pastel quartz
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I would do men the same as women

toxic sundial
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Teaching a mfer hoe many different kinds of 7.62 there are

pastel quartz
runic kernel
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Hi Frog Hi Nota

pastel quartz
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are there more?

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
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I'm gonna look that up

toxic sundial
glad carbon
pastel quartz
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
glad carbon
pastel quartz
toxic sundial
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Ye, people don't call it that

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I was just being pedantic

oblique spire
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and uhhh

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the Finnish round

pastel quartz
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also isnt 7.62x51 just scaled down 30-06

oblique spire
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7.62x53R

pastel quartz
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its only in finland

oblique spire
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That's one damn big fucking mech

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
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Modern .308s are actually more powerful than old 30-06s because propellant has gotten a lot better

pastel quartz
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burns much faster

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
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is it one of those situations that are "big bullet heavy"

toxic sundial
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Nah same size bullet, but they fly at about the same speed

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
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I was getting interested

toxic sundial
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Loool

pastel quartz
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literally how

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x51 is its scaled down form

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it doesnt have that much powder

oblique spire
uncut yew
split canyonBOT
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oblique spire
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iron harvest is crazy good @river zealot

split canyonBOT
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storm stream
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black powder is muzzle-loader era

slender rock
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Remove all emotions, feel nothing, profit?

runic kernel
slender rock
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alo..

uncut obsidian
river zealot
uncut yew
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Found it on Youtube with 200 views kekw

oblique spire
glad carbon
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chat, pull out ur starrett inch/metric tap drill sizes and decimal equivalent chart and tell me what size W is

little mirage
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🇸🇬 - poland 🇵🇱- singapore

pliant canopy
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what is this even from

uncut obsidian
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a stalker dayz server

pliant canopy
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ooo

ruby minnow
feral kiln
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Lol

uncut obsidian
glad carbon
fallow trellis
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wake up america youre all sheeple

glad carbon
oblique spire
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never watched it

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only heard and seen the giant itself

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so i got the funny lethal company mod of him

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very good

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so i will probably watch the series

oblique spire
oblique spire
glad carbon
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shitty horror movie

oblique spire
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never heard of it

glad carbon
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dont bother watching it

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its just all jumpscares

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no actual horror

pastel quartz
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its just an analogy for grief

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all the 5 stages

glad carbon
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watch Before I wake

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its alright

pastel quartz
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sounds good

solar obsidian
split canyonBOT
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pastel quartz
glad carbon
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do you think it also has a heart of coal

slender rock
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sadfuck hours wooo

pastel quartz
coarse bear
grizzled meadow
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@primal kiln

primal kiln
grizzled meadow
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Stay the fucks away from stiits and stoots

inland jackal
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Morning

river zealot
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i dont know this sheeva guy

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but we are now friends for life

glad carbon
coarse bear
glad carbon
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we love doom 2 mods :DDD

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such a shill for it but i love the absolute chaos that clusterfuck brings in

coarse bear
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Doom mods have an insane range from meme to bespoke

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For an engine that old you can trick the outside viewer to think it's a newer engine? Fuck outta here with your wizardry

inland jackal
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Its even open source

glad carbon
coarse bear
glad carbon
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or the engine i guess

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zandronum is so much fun

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i hop on once a blue moon and muck around on a public server for like 6 hours

weak jackal
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that cat is the perfect meme

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goob job

uncut obsidian
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:p

inland jackal
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Alo madi

weak jackal
inland jackal
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You are not madi

weak jackal
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Madi alt account

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:3

inland jackal
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Veri nice

weak jackal
gleaming grove
weak jackal
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You're perfect

gleaming grove
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Dodo?

weak jackal
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okay i'm going back to fallout 4

upper axle
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you guys ever pull a can out of a pack of cans of soda and get a completely sealed can thats totally empty?

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i just did.

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that can is 100% empty and pressurized.

final cedar
inland jackal
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Souvenir

upper axle
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NGL i kinda wanna keep it

uncut obsidian
final cedar
upper axle
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ty

final cedar
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pepsi shirt pogchomp

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you can scrape off the s and get a pepi shirt

uncut obsidian
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wait guys

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this is just like

final cedar
uncut obsidian
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literally

final cedar
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space balls did it first KekSkew

uncut obsidian
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space who

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whose

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final cedar
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I still have to smirk when saying "they're combing the desert for the fugitives" out loud KekSkew

upper axle
final cedar
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They made huge combs kekw

upper axle
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unfortunately i cannot post the funnier of Blazing Saddles jokes and references for i will be banned

final cedar
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Gene Wilder got that comedic timing down too

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there more of that animation?

inland jackal
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Alo

final cedar
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Ola

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como estas

inland jackal
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He enjoys life

inland jackal
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(idk how to say no in Spanish)

final cedar
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Sí, amemos todos Lain

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np

inland jackal
final cedar
toxic sundial
#

Maximum Effort

inland jackal
#

Wtf

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Thats a plate carrier

toxic sundial
#

Whar

#

Oh whiskey two four

inland jackal
#

Funni cat

river zealot
#

I would rather have the left setup

#

And an AFU supplied ak-74

toxic sundial
#

Me too lmao

upper axle
#

yeah.

#

accurate.

toxic sundial
#

I was running out of ideas 3000$ is a fucklot

upper axle
#

nah genuinely its a good idea

toxic sundial
#

I was thinking "2 black market grenades 200$ maybe?" Lmao

river zealot
#

And you got a weapon to surpass metal gear

upper axle
# toxic sundial I was thinking "2 black market grenades 200$ maybe?" Lmao

nah i got one way easier for ya. make some redneck C4 outta gasoline and flour, strap some kinda radio-triggered electric remote detonation thing to it, strap the payload to the drone and fly it at whatever you wanna make go boom.
now keep in mind im not saying you SHOULD do this, just that you CAN

#

you could probably ignite the redneck C4 with a remotely triggered electrical spark

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easy enough to rig up for cheap

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IM NOT ADVOCATING FOR THIS

#

PURELY EDUCATIONAL.

river zealot
gleaming grove
#

can't be saved

quaint ore
#

Brother needs a gf cuh

slender rock
#

Ughhh

final cedar
#

we desecrating burial sites of old? releasing untold horrors onto the world because of mere greed?

severe flicker
heady crow
slender rock
uncut obsidian
crimson flame
fallow trellis
#

filipinos is this true

pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
#

Meeee

pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
hot snow
#

have you wonderful good morning men heard of zero siever or whatever it's called

final cedar
hot snow
#

I think it's sievert

final cedar
#

yes

#

tarkov set in the stardew valley universe

pastel quartz
#

Time to play sdalger

hot snow
#

no I think it's actually pixel stalker extraction shooter

uncut obsidian
hot snow
#

from what I've seen and heard

final cedar
#

oh that's a dog on a leash

pale ingot
#

never heard of this shit in my life

hot snow
#

it's not stardew valley

pastel quartz
pale ingot
#

what is it then

hot snow
#

I think

#

it's not like space stuff

pale ingot
#

just send a trailer or something for the game

hot snow
#

stalker exteaction shooter pixel world

pale ingot
#

idk

hot snow
#

I can't right now

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just look it up on steam

pale ingot
#

game looks nice

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especially.. the base building part....

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but 20 fuckin euro

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i might blow my money on it anyway

#

we ball

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vut first... look at every negative review first so i stop wanting to buy the game

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cant find enough negative reviews but all hte positive ones call it tarkov without multiplayer

final cedar
#

The world has ended. ZERO Sievert charges you with scavenging equipment across multiple areas, all set in an atmospheric fictitious post-apocalyptic Eastern Europe setting. Your base of operations, the bunker, is filled with traders, modding stations, and areas to make your own, providing you with progression across your excursions into the wild...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

8411

▶ Play video
pale ingot
#

wont buy it anyway im good

lunar brook
#

or are you showing this as a meme

weak jackal
final cedar
#

it's ok. I played it like a year ago during open beta so I didn't pay

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demo it

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it was actually the full game at the time, has since expanded

weak jackal
inland jackal
#

This little shit is so annoying

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Might as well call it maja

#

Jk

inland jackal
pastel quartz
inland jackal
#

She wants me to fall by tripping me

pastel quartz
#

She will learn

#

Say I love u

inland jackal
pastel quartz
inland jackal
#

Lol

hot snow
#

id love to throw maja over the fence

#

of my 2 story apartment

lost epoch
fallow trellis
#

apartments dont have fences

rancid iris
hot snow
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
hot snow
#

why are you not a geologist hater anymore

#

did you make amends with the geology world

fallow trellis
#

gauss prime came out

#

no

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I dont make amends

hot snow
#

I dont know what gauss prime is but I'm guessing it's good at killing geologists

fallow trellis
#

yes

pale ingot
#

what if you got kidnapped and brainwashed into becoming a geologist

fallow trellis
#

I would kill myself

hot snow
#

gauss prime would kill him

pale ingot
#

based

hot snow
fallow trellis
#

yes

#

the pink one is kirby

glad carbon
hot snow
#

ita warframe isn't it

glad carbon
fallow trellis
#

kirby is me right now because imbatukam

inland jackal
pale ingot
fallow trellis
glad carbon
inland jackal
#

Mig

hot snow
#

well I dont like warframe cause it's way too grindy for anyone's good

fallow trellis
hot snow
#

not sure why you freaks play these grindy ass games so much

inland jackal
#

Tf is Warframe

hot snow
pale ingot
#

anyway im gonna start reading the jujutsu kaisen manga

hot snow
#

just like war thunder

inland jackal
#

StarCraft

hot snow
#

and any other game that has war in it probably

fallow trellis
#

i watched jujitsu kaigen before

#

its fake as fuck

pale ingot
#

gguh :;: ., ?

fallow trellis
#

no one knows juijitsu

pale ingot
#

erm acshually

inland jackal
#

I know karate and jiu-jitsu

pale ingot
#

its calles jujutsu kaisen.. like.. sorcerer fight

inland jackal
pale ingot
#

and theryere like... sorcerers

hot snow
#

I know beat-ass jitsuiu

fallow trellis
pale ingot
#

i would be most wanted if so

inland jackal
#

Sadly block feature is a thing

hot snow
#

have you ever seen jaboopy here

glad carbon
pale ingot
#

my kill count would be infinite

inland jackal
#

They can still block you

#

Jock get the Glock

fallow trellis
#

only vicious man handling

glad carbon
#

i remember when this was peak

fallow trellis
#

as jiu jitsu is as real as it can get

inland jackal
#

Hector get the Vector

#

Dont search kriss vector and send the second gif

#

dj

lost epoch
#

dj

inland jackal
#

Last night a dj saved my life

#

Agreed

#

This is what i referred to

#

Its same gif search engine

pale ingot
#

u mean jif?

inland jackal
#

Гиф

#

Could be

inland jackal
#

If ur american it would make sense

#

Ur not

#

Maybe

#

Its a 50/50

#

Livin in Antarctica

#

London

#

Paris

#

Anywhere else

#

Bonjour

lost epoch
#

Baguette is good for huge sandwiches

inland jackal
lost epoch
#

And bludgeoning a french to death

pale ingot
#

missles that home in on cigarettes and blue cheese would work perfectly

lost epoch
#

Thats right baby, on my main hole

inland jackal
pale ingot
#

all french people are chain smokers

inland jackal
lost epoch
pale ingot
#

i didnt say all chain smokers are french people but all french people are chain smokers

inland jackal
#

Kek

pale ingot
#

that's why we add the variable of blue cheese

inland jackal
lost epoch
pale ingot
#

only the french share the traits of being chain smokers and eating rancid cheese

inland jackal
#

Perfectly timed

#

Speaking of smokers theres one in front of me

#

Looks like a 70yo man

#

Huge clouds

pale ingot
inland jackal
placid sail
#

ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ

final cedar
inland jackal
pastel quartz
storm stream
#

Hello fart!

inland jackal
#

Ello

fallow trellis
#

i mean vatican

inland jackal
#

Sin?

#

Greh

glad carbon
#

gn brainfart

toxic sundial
#

Gn

pastel quartz
inland jackal
hot snow
#

yeah they're gonna grow up and then look back on it like "what the fuck was my childhood"

inland jackal
#

Exactly

uncut obsidian
inland jackal
#

Just like every generation

hot snow
#

yes

inland jackal
hot snow
#

each time it's a new level of what the fuckery

inland jackal
#

We dont like when kids like something of their age

#

Just like older gens

hot snow
#

I mean I dont care

#

what kids like

inland jackal
#

Based

hot snow
#

I'm aware of how weird and stupid it is

#

but that's just what kids are

#

so

inland jackal
#

Just like those damn phones

hot snow
#

the damnable device that I almost exclusively use for discord and youtube

inland jackal
#

Exactly

hot snow
#

i think my first ever experience with a phone was when I was like 6

#

and my mom's old ass phone had one game on it

#

and it was some game where you just jump from platform to platform avoiding shit

#

and that's it

pale ingot
#

fucking cereal bars, how do they work?

storm stream
#
  1. unwrap
  2. eat
ocean pulsar
#

fake news

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
#

I'm the best student ever

#

2.31 gpa kekw

quaint ore
#

I am a professional maths hater

toxic sundial
#

2.66 letsgooo

quaint ore
#

What the fuck is a GPA

toxic sundial
quaint ore
#

Ah

toxic sundial
quaint ore
#

Yeah we got a 10 points system

toxic sundial
#

So 2.3 and 2.6 would be C-B student

quaint ore
#

10 is the best 1 is the worst

heady crow
#

@winged phoenix

quaint ore
#

I am not a good student lol

pastel quartz
#

I made it to louisville with 2k more kills than when I left home what the fuck

toxic sundial
#

Damn I think there's alcohol in this whiskey

final cedar
toxic sundial
#

I will do. No such thing

final cedar
#

whisky also got dihydrogen monoxide in it KekSkew

#

rip

pastel quartz
#

why drink whisky when you could drink this https://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Țuică

Țuica este o băutură alcoolică tradițională românească obținută prin fermentarea și distilarea prunelor.
Țuica reprezintă un simbol al ardelenilor și a fost atestată documentar în Bistrița, la 1386, într-un act maghiar de percepție fiscală sub numele de „cujka”.
Diferența dintre țuică și palincă constă în faptul că țuica se produce doar din pru...

ocean pulsar
#

why the tuica got cacat in it

inland jackal
#

Same thing different brand

#

To je samo rakija

ocean pulsar
#

zasto ima govna u rakiju

inland jackal
#

Desi se

ocean pulsar
#

true

pastel quartz
#

omg is this hungurish?

ocean pulsar
#

yea

#

ghereide fiom

inland jackal
#

Probably

pastel quartz
#

Very smart. To conquer your enemy you must first know them.

hot snow
#

is this romania or hungary

inland jackal
#

Austro hungary

ocean pulsar
#

prussia

weak jackal
#

repost bot smh

ocean pulsar
#

an hour ago I was sleeping soundly

#

so kick rocks loser

hot snow
#

brother wakes up at 11 am

weak jackal
#

okay killing myself and naming you in my suicide note

ocean pulsar
#

sure

weak jackal
#

forever changing the tradgectory of your life

weak jackal
#

until you meet a plucky young adventure group of misfit teens and solve a decade long cold case

ocean pulsar
#

probably not I could drop off the face of the earth and it wouldnt really affect anyone

inland jackal
#

Yayoo

ocean pulsar
#

hey check it out the cranes are done

#

yippeee

inland jackal
#

I played so much of scarface mansion in pd2

final cedar
ocean pulsar
#

prison wine

inland jackal
#

Thats just unholy even for an atheist like me

final cedar
#

don't put jesus in the jar

hot snow
#

what does your cum look like man

ocean pulsar
#

dont ask

hot snow
#

what cum is that clear

fresh rose
inland jackal
final cedar
hot snow
#

century old cum doesn't exist

#

it evaporates

inland jackal
hot snow
#

or dries

hot snow
inland jackal
#

Whatever doesn't exist, probably hasnt been discovered yet

weak jackal
hot snow
#

yeah I'm sure

weak jackal
#

all my possesions are

#

then in like 3 months i'll be re-incarnated as a swamp hag and i can start posting online again

inland jackal
final cedar
# hot snow that's not how it works

you know it's a mix of fluid and a bunch of amino acids, proteins etc. Those will coagulate and sink to the bottom if kept in a container for long enough dread

hot snow
#

I dont even know how to enable incognito

final cedar
inland jackal
#

N stands for nut

hot snow
#

how to use ctrl n on phone

final cedar
inland jackal
#

3 dots top right corner and open incognito

final cedar
#

just press the 3 dots and open incognito tab

hot snow
#

ok I'm not gonna do it anyway

final cedar
#

zoomers kekl

hot snow
#

I dont know why I even asked

inland jackal
#

Lmao

weak jackal
final cedar
#

"digital natives"

inland jackal
#

Yk whats funny

#

I found this morning on reddit some 5yo searched boobs in spanish on yt

#

And his mom found the history

final cedar
#

bitch mom sharing everything online keksad

inland jackal
#

Kid started uncontrollably crying

inland jackal
final cedar
#

kid realized his mom's a thot, couldn't take it

#

ew

#

writing that words gives me incel vibes, makes me wana PepeKMS

inland jackal
final cedar
#

the comments

weak jackal
#

anyway gn

#

i will wake in 2-4 hours to make chicken

fresh rose
weak jackal
#

a hex upon your family

fresh rose
#

Nuh uh

#

Holy wtr

inland jackal
#

Just failed another exam

ocean pulsar
#

based

inland jackal
#

Thats 3

ocean pulsar
#

smp draining the future from your life

inland jackal
#

Accounting is complicated

ocean pulsar
#

gonna tear down the warehouse I think

#

looks like doodoo fart

inland jackal
inland jackal
#

I do have plan b and c

ocean pulsar
#

that's good

inland jackal
#

Plan a is to finish this college and enter phase 2 which has plans a and b

ocean pulsar
#

blue collar pays very well

inland jackal
#

Plan b is to take courses and find a job that way

#

And plan c is to continue to work in factory till retirement

inland jackal
inland jackal
ocean pulsar
#

fazon majstor

inland jackal
#

Da me jebes ne bi znao sta ti pricas

final cedar
ocean pulsar
#

ni ja nemam pojma sta si pitao :))

inland jackal
#

Blue collar
Plava ogrlica

#

Wym blue collar

ocean pulsar
#

blue collar is a category of job

#

white collars are office jobs

#

blue are trades

#

plumbing, electricity, carpentry things like that

final cedar
#

that building looks more like a toll station for doing inventory and paperwork, trade needs

ocean pulsar
final cedar
ocean pulsar
#

yeah not a BS job

#

paid to fill out forms and move them to another desk

inland jackal
#

I found a desert and i have creeper farm

final cedar
#

do not into explosives on your port

#

we follow strict OSHA regulations and comply with international law

ocean pulsar
#

I mean I won't but I can't promise for the other smp players

inland jackal
#

Whats osha

final cedar
#

work safety regulation

inland jackal
#

Never heard

ocean pulsar
#

not americanized enough

#

embrace your colonizer huua

#

anyway I got a blood clot test to do to see if I'll get a clot in my brain and die cya folks

final cedar
#

occupational safety and health administration, the guys ripping your boss a new one after you rip off your arm in a hydraulic press

inland jackal
#

Have fun

#

That damn phone caused the clot

pastel quartz
storm stream
#

Next year frfr

pastel quartz
#

Ill die in here

#

I know this

pastel quartz
#

I can't even study

#

Using antidepressants more than a year now

inland jackal
#

When adhd hits and you just stare at the scripts

pastel quartz
#

And also depression

inland jackal
#

Be trans

pastel quartz
#

Adhd + depression means no study for a loooong time

pastel quartz
#

I'll be good 2 meter muscle mommy

inland jackal
#

Why not

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
#

Cutting of my dong seems scary

#

How about being chick with dick

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
#

Can't I spend my time looking at booba

pastel quartz
#

Literally I will look for a valentine this semester

inland jackal
#

Ngl this server is the only one keeping my sanity in the positive clueless

pastel quartz
#

am I the only normal one here

inland jackal
#

Idk whole January feels like shit

#

And now i gotta bury maggot infested pig skin somewhere in the fields

pastel quartz
#

No one is normal in here

inland jackal
#

Hopefully February will be better

final cedar
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
inland jackal
#

Posters

pastel quartz
#

Oh

#

Okay

#

Certified tall dude who looks for a chicks with dicks

#

The poster will be like that

inland jackal
#

Just saying looking for a partner to play red dead redemption with

#

Pardner

pastel quartz
#

Oh god

#

Phone bugged

#

Can not listen music from hedphones

toxic sundial
inland jackal
#

Blowin up the white house

pale ingot
#

bobmb

rancid iris
#

download ram

pastel quartz
hot snow
#

like oguzy said none of us are

pastel quartz
hot snow
#

part of the brainfart citizenship test is having some kind of mental disability

pastel quartz
#

if you look deeply enough into any person you'll soon realize there's no one normal in this whole world

hot snow
#

then why did you say you're normal

uncut obsidian
#

how often do you masterbate

pastel quartz
#

being normal is just a spectrum of how well you can hide your mental issues

uncut obsidian
#

not a joke

pastel quartz
#

can I answer that

hot snow
#

because you are bad at that

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
#

anyone wanna carry me in MHW?

hot snow
#

modern hardware?

narrow lotus
#

Magnificent Hentai World?

pastel quartz
#

yes that's exactly it

final cedar
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
#

my advice

#

if you want to find a partner

#

don't

pastel quartz
#

Ok

uncut obsidian
#

just don't masturbate, at all

pastel quartz
#

No more boobas

uncut obsidian
#

you'll be surprised how determined your brain can get when it doesn't get sexual pleasure

#

it'll find another ways

#

i. e. basically forcing you to find people

pastel quartz
rancid iris
pastel quartz
#

I touch myself 2-3 times a day

rancid iris
#

how

pastel quartz
#

you know I ask myself that every day

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
#

how is it possible that I'm more horny at 32 than I was at 16

uncut obsidian
#

i touch myself 20 times a day at least

hot snow
#

I touch my face multiple hundreds of times

#

I'm a face man

pastel quartz
#

damn that's some hardcore kink

uncut obsidian
#

or a boy

#

or just some partner

pastel quartz
#

are you asking about my daughter?

#

oh

uncut obsidian
#

nnnno

rancid iris
hot snow
#

nuh uh

uncut obsidian
#

unless that coffin game

robust cove
#

Open brainfart

Moderator asking "how often do you masturbare"

hot snow
#

do not even start this shut

pastel quartz
#

oh you're asking for my preference! my preference are is the females

toxic sundial
#

Ok chat poll how much money do you spend on groceries per week and by person

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
#

no PepeHappy thank you for asking! how about you?

robust cove
uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
#

oh

#

nvm then

hot snow
#

we don't use dollars

pastel quartz
#

well yeah but would he understand lei?

uncut obsidian
hot snow
#

also 50-60 dollar groceries is way too fuckimg much

hot snow
#

unless you buy them for the whole week

pastel quartz
#

well yeah he asked per week

hot snow
#

oooh

pastel quartz
#

or did I read wrong

hot snow
#

yeah I'm not focused right now

#

nah you're right

#

I'm brainfarting

pastel quartz
#

imagine dropping $50 on grocerie every 1-2 days

hot snow
#

cause I'm almost home and I wanna play zero sievert

pastel quartz
#

couldn't be romania clueless

hot snow
#

which is already nuts

#

my mom nearly has an existential crisis every time she goes to the gas station