#πͺbruh-fart
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do you like kebab or doner
doner
nutsmaxxing
Fucking hivemind, are we truly free thinkers
need meth
need to run over children
today was a good haul
not in brainfart
Barack "Club foot" Omaba
thats a pretty cute cat
eat well brainfart

my favorite video
what about her
shes a nice woman
thank you
i hope she doesnt get flowers
Your honor, if you are truly what you eat, then my client is a innocent
banned
woah woah woah
reported
im snitching as we speak
snitching hotlines are red hot rn
that's why i said banned
way off the line there bud
Fr
rip
today i learned majority of furries know about guns
idk you tell me
how did you learned that
Hi metro :)

merica πΊπΈπͺ
nice, however, did you ever wonder where your father is?
watched some random yt vid
no, the grave.
the same exact reason femboys have begun to infest gun groups
i wanna download pd again
downloading pd means i delete gamma
good
never support the french
pd?
payday
that must be the single most confusing statement I've read in brainfart today
ah, dont download it.
blud what the fuck are you watching on your free time
Modern day shooters have sucked for the past couple of years, I always find myself going back to playing Payday 2, not just because it's a fun co-op game to play to destress, but the guns in the game are just as satisfying
Every gun in Payday is unique, viable under any circumstance, and the fact that you can modify them to make them feel more ...
ah thats good, he didn't want you to know he was the top sucker of the dick sucking factory
I don know
find out yourself
i agree with him
I have this thing in my computer for 2 years
delete it.
nice, proud of him
delete what
but i know he was.
did you really?
No problem Cox
No problem Dix
Box
the rest of the server:
- hey gu
USER WAS MUTED FOR 60 DAYS FOR REASON: BREAKING SEVERAL RULES, FUCK YOU PLAP PLAP PLAP GET MUTED GET MUTED GET MUTED
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
There was 60 other things you could've said, but you said the Yalko thing
Not even a joke
That actually happened 
!1984
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Tree
Exactly fam
time to sad posting
what happened
Josta muted someone for 60 days
Leave my fucking walls dude
what did he do
thats just average josta behavior
Dunnoβ’οΈ
and skom
can confirm i guess
balls*
im sloshing in your balls as we speak
Chat can we kill this person, he's killing my vibes here.
jacuzzi
Ok nvm
Well deserved
sometime last last last week, someone told me to ping josta
real
backrooms
I had a feeling it was a trap, I never did it, but now I know why
this one time i had the best movie in my head
literally me
its a great idea
Dementia patient
ping him in german chat
b12 loss
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA non.
non
non
Can my cats stop fucking biting each other
my teacher has been calling me apperantly
just message me bro i don't answer unknown numbers
I was calling you
....
Hey ted, hows it hanging
he's gonna hit you with a five minutes long voice message for that
actually i don't look at his messages either
so he might be right about trying calling me
Glad to hear it
Not exactly having a "were so back" moment but neither "its so over". Going back to the military right now anyways, kinda fucked up checking in for the busses so im 3 hours early and need to walk 5km to the brigade
gm brainfart
elo
"Just let yourself be cum" π₯
damn so warm
Considering its been -25c for a month and more now it is pretty warm

fight club is below mid tbh
Youre mid
Alo
Guys were all in MIDdle earth
call of mid
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battle of midway
bird is a word
petah? is that you?
no
its cold
showing that you're married on tinder is crazy
using tinder is crazier
being married is crazyy
can u helb me
wit wat
A woman is writing me from instagram but now she is using short answers to block conversation. But she texted me and rizzed me first so I'm unsure about writing to her. And also I don't know her in irl and there is a chance of being male or lying about age so what should I do
we are not in the same universty or the city so
I was once hit up by a 38 year old married man with kids
on grindr
once?
bro that's a classic
it happens all the fucking time
I dunno most arent married with wives
you think
hmmm should I use grindr or some type of that thing
why care though
if it's not someone you can see in real life
It's the first time a woman writes me and trys to seduce me π π
a lot of gay men get married and have children and later realise that they might be gay
it's also the reason of why a lot of people get rejected when applying for lgbt asylum
people rarely would believe your gayness if you have a wife and children
but it happens very often
it's the internet
my opinions might be quite different
but i don't care about anything e-dating related, at all
yeah I'm like that to because you know you can't express your emotions fully and no one can be there for you when something happens or you cannot share good and bad times
π€
I agree with you on that
NOOOOOOOOOOO
wheres mah fuckin house
madi fartd
me gonna download tinder and other things
maybe a couple who wants a third wheel texts me

we know
i don't care about having relationships
maybe for now
tinder for relationships? 
thank you madi
dating apps in general
idfk i never used them
i only used one "dating" app which is more like a grindr alternative and grindr is not a dating app
tinder for swinger couples
or cuckolds

its nothing more for me
too desperate
π desperate
Someone who wants something [so bad] they will go to extreme [lengths] to [get it].
I think that is actually a type of cheese
π dictionary
A very large [book] full of [information] about how words are [spelled], pronounced, used in a sentence etc.
i thought novices were banned from brainfart?
||you know what I envy other because of having relationship, I have never experienced something like that in my entire life yeah I had my first gf but it was at 18 and after a motnh she dumped me and also having a traumatic childhood, almost everybody even the teachers bullied me and I wasn't able to express my feelings so yes, it makes me desperate sorry|| long af text, includes emotional expressions if you are willing to say something bad please don'd read it. Brainfart is such a safezone for me because I love everyone in this channel everyone is like a bruder to me
meh
talking to me about relationships is useless
companionship imagine that
i never cared about getting a relationship
Because youβre incapable of holding one 
oooo
when i was like 12-13 i already told myself that i ain't getting with anyone until i finish school

Of course you wouldnβt think about it 
now i don't want to get any because i'm still in russia
sez u
@uncut obsidian

y ping
becuae you are a suitcase
cause i miss you
dont trust anyone you havent seen irl first

dont get any hopes up unless u meet lmao
idk how you could care about nudes in this day and age
unless it's from someone you're with
ye lol
a lot of people do
there are so many nudes out there you cant even sure they sent an original lmao
exactly
we're also reaching the age of AI nudes
depends on the person and how much you get involved w nudes really
AI onlyfans models are real
and people pay for that
you prob get involved with nothing bcs it's not a real person
then say it better
yea she was a finnish goth girl
Tards really be like βThis ai pussy got me
β
im actually finding ads for ai nudes on yt
I was watching that
same
I meant to send a cat photo
i saw the green guy
well I want to see Shrek dancing
Thank you my dear friend 
You had ONE job
brain aneurysm go hard
ONE
and you FUCKED IT UP
Found
TWICE NO LESS!
BTO FOUND FOUND
YOU FUCKED UP TWICE
You didnβt need to do me like that

me when ill fucking get you
while your held at knifepoint by my goon
yes
you goon?
yes
why would you do that
Bet you fuck that goon in the ass.
my goon also goons
you win that bet
no don't post a dog getting shot
Noted... Lol
what the fuck ?
It wasn't about a dog getting shot
The meme wasn't about that
But I still understand no.
'lol' was put to indicate not laughter but the fact that I didn't expect that response
understandable, have a good day
I raided BS with an M249 and a merc exo, fitting lol

stolen from efp server
Oh god
My mind is fuuked up
I'm hearing sdalger military voices from television
But they are just talking turkish
yeah that's a real language
The language
i didn't believe it at first too
Do you know Turkey
Oh the army propaganda to stop people entering to zone
Duty but voiced in Turkish?
The audio of this
If your implying that audio is in Turkish it isn't
Idk what you mean what television
It isn't I know
I feel lobotomized rn
My mind is gone and I started hearing voices that are not real
Like understanding turkish in a whole another language
Sadly
Hello brother (from Azerbaijan)
I don't speak either language tho fucking failure I am
You are the best breed
Based af
Drill?
I see 33, is that 'i am 33'
In here I said I'm 33 years old I lick pussy
Also I don't recall 'Ι' in Turkish
XD
Its a Turkish and Azerbaijan breed meme
Where an Azerbaijani guy says I lick pussy ass bla bla and he lΕves in Azerbaijan
With a statement like that I'll guess not AbΕeron
Glad the circle was of use
Need to take my dog out
Please add a few more red arrows and circles sir thank you
I gotchu homie hold on
This better?
thank you very much, now I see it π€

Please add a live leak logo and a π± emoji to the picture
Damn
more like a full bird
thatβs why
because he loves watching chinese factory accidents
I actually abhor Chinese factory accident posters

I just thought gaslighting people with a live leak photo over a landmass would be funny
the creatur
alo
kiss him
Lunch
aloo corii
aloo w
LΓ‘ Creatura
Heβs doing his taxes in that gif heβs very stressed out why would you post this you fucking monster

he obv has free time
No heβs a very busy dog
no he is calling his bff while writing in his lil journal you drama queen
Nuh uh i know him personally you FAT FUCK and Iβm telling you thatβs not true
pizdec
if he is so stressed and you know him personally how about YOU CALL HIM you SHITTY FRIEND and CHEER HIM UP
kurwa
FUCK YOU
BE A BETTER FRIEND
Heβs busy I DONT WANT TO INTERRUPT HIM
LIAR
Please take reasonable and responsible measures to prevent altercations.
I know that you should be sorry for party rocking
There is no reason for such hostility between one another.
I forgot my italics
Fuck
he is the one that has 0 sex
this is you
Mods, take this man's frontal lobe.
I don't have the keys GIF
Kus*
KYS*
I fucking deposited autocorrect
Strokin this dick
Me
Gottem
this is literally me, while you stick fingers in your ears and yell "lalallala cant hear you" I am just a sophisticated gentleman
Going to a concert today feeling good
Iβve been to a couple concerts I wonβt go deaf
that just means you're closer to going deaf
Here check this out
looks too loud
you're too loud
Wasnβt too loud with how large the stadium was

Man loudness is the least of your concern just vibe to the music
There was tens of thousands of people there anyways.
cant stand more than 2 people
Each of those lights is a person
cant imagine 10k people
Not even 40k?
the only time i thiink i wiill ever be with more than 2 people is when i would commit tnt in miinecraft
dont have those
Jesus christ
does my landlord count
Yes they must be killed
Kill?
no cretur there is a truck comng LOOK OUT!!!!!
Oh NO he has his AIR PODS IN
KILL?
rest in truck
Now he is eating grass
needs a lil dessert after the main course
Hid in trees to hunt people and steal their artifacts
he does not adhere to road safety rules
He is the one who rules
damn, actually sad
I canβt even understand half of what theyβre saying, heβs mad cause the guy is playing blackjack or something?
At 4 in the morning
yes, at 4am
i heard the dealers work long hours and get shit pay
which is why he aint scared of shittalking him aswell
Ah, fair
hey sam
Doesn't this GIF get you banned?
why
One sec
a man just eating chips
I wish
because I'm eating chips right now
this gif bans you

TF IS that
astronaut in the ocean ay
worlds brightest
made bacon
this game never gets old
indeed
at least invite for the next session 
is it smoked
not if they're those doorstop lookin cats
You see
sometimes
I blow up my house if theres a mouse problem
I like that
Never have problem again
Decisive
SUGE-MI PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Id love some bacon rn
Lethal Company Scariest Jumpscares!ππ #lethalcompany #lethalcompanygame #gaming
I just fell asleep at my chair and had a dream that in anticipation for Feb14th, there was a new channel called something like "Looped ππ "...
and whaddayaknow it was soon full of porn lmao
Wait hold the fuck up
How the actual shit did a polish man find a wombat
Because that's not a beaver
It doesn't have the tail nor the fur nor the rathead of a beaver
Its not original audio dum
Idfk that
What is the OG audio
I'd like to know
And where is that audio from
Idc to look for the vid
Fak
Ty
Bobr check β οΈ
Ja pierdolΔ jakie bydle jebane
just learned about the "gojo figure incident"
funny
Foul affair
i burst in laughter when i saw the video
i might be a little mentally fucked
not googling that
Google it on your school computer
For someone constantly calling me bober, you're the one with 500 GB of bober related media on your pc
So you're in 500 bober related communities, doesn't matter
I have google
Also, I'm glad you make sure to not leave any trace of your bober activities on your pc
This man is a constant L
Humgry
my internet is faster than the entire bandwidth of Italy and Poland combined, why would I save it
that horse looks ready to fucking kill
You live in Penisvostok or some other shithole city, stop lying
5 minutes before meeting mr hands 
YOU LIVE IN ROSTOK!!!!!!
Kfkfnjgigjmfmdjhdbaniskmtmgntnjdnd f
Jesus Christ oh my god
Darwin awards here holy shit
Can someone get me uh
Uaergh
Boneless pizza
rat
no
UΓΆΓ¦ah
Actually the first one is boneless
hi I'm back from shaving my face, I am in incredible pain
then you shaved wrong
yeah I knpw
but its done
I feel better now that I am clean shaven
What do u meeeeean
Im a great cook
And I make nice pizza
then go and cook some food
no no I can't say that
yuppie
The vote wasn't unanimous
edith piaf in shock and awe rn
@slim osprey
B-pass acquired
Evening
Finally
Some girl poured her period blood on a gojo figurine and posted it online
nvm take his B-pass back
Falco allowed cropol back only to have an opportunity to post a meme from his stash
Not this time, it's a pic I just saw
Remove b-pass
very cool
why
Fish
I AM JUST A FISH
Jjk fan girls are worse than MHA fans
Yes I asked to be able to talk again purely for this
I dont even know what any of that means
so im just gonna take your word for it chief
Testical difficulties
god bless
Jujustu kaisen fangirls are worse than my hero academia fans
ah
I understood nothing
Its anime i havent watched
Ew
That 1 red haired bitch fans from the anime where guy become chainsaw:
Makima fans from chainsaw man
Yeah they are pretty schizo about it too
God forgives but i dont
Loading a 8 gauge into 12 gauge shotgun
Im killing you
You wont have any continous judgement ever again
obamas
i relapsed back into being a weeb i think
after years of being anime brainrot-free
it is what it is
Get better soon
vtubers 
bro...
I have a ryan gosling meme for this
hold on I'm gonna find it
ive been peeping the vedal987 guy with the ai vtuber. sort of a respect thing because of the fact he created the ai
awesome
rearrange your guts? 
"it is what it is"
the goose
no
ok but good part: I have a more positive outlook on life now and every day seems a bit brighter than the last
thats okay
bad part: i hate people around me less, im becoming peaceful
You can always cling to an ideology or put labels on yourself
how do you connect this with the other point
If that doesn't make you hateful enough just make a twitter account and pick your poison
how the fuck, you have a more positive outlook on life but you hate the poeple around you still?
i literally have no enemies bro its over for me, life is turning back around to me being happy
its over
ITS OVER
Maybe instead of enemies you need rivals
yknow friendly competition
im not gonna develop depression and turn suicidal
Its a lack of enemies
its overr
Its like megamind when he finally defeating metroman but he still misses him
he needs someone to hate
yes, kinda like that
is this a coincidence
-I start watching vtubers
-Immediately life begins to become better
-I hate people less
estrogen filling the body
what I get from this is vtubers "fixed" you?
parasocial relationship partly satisfies your longing for meaningful social connections and tones down your frustrations
bitch
no not really
think this last part is projecting frustration

@pale ingot vtuber prick
yoo true parasocial relationships lets fucking go
why do you think streaming is so popular, and how vtubing instantly became a hit?
bitches lonely af
it capitalizes on lonely men
like many other things
tate...
KITTY
well he's a person I was talking more about porn and other indulgences
what color is your bugatti
he schmoovin
i wish i was on my pc i have a few good tate memes
this is like those jois from bladerunner 2049, A product for lonelymen

we're not far off
lonely men love jois
this guy is the 10% of gamblers that didnt quit before winning it big
atleast it isnt standardized yet

wtf is rhat a woman... fake
the only difference is, once again we've realized that outsourcing the job for humans is still cheaper than AI
so the holograms are people, not bots
but uh yeah ham get a hobby or something meet some people drop some slurs
yet
very hard, because his mind is in the convenience trap
join your local sword fighting club
why would you risk and socialize outside when you have a vtuber mommy on your puter?
i akready have hobby... guitar...... i already beef with people 24/7...
lmao
Not exactly
vtubers just add onto it
Oh yeah? what like acoustic guitar or
meaning to learn myself
acoustic
acoustic ham
real
i may be a bit acoustic
I picked up airsoft for the larp and I like meeting equally retarded people
it's okay this chat is a safe haven for acoustics
one of us
it's funny how your solution already involves something a lot of people here don't have
i.e. friends
too much work i can socialize but i dont have enough self confidence to really go and meet people by myself
im introverted asf man i dont fuck with reality bro fuck allat
- if everything else fails, refer to step one
That's why social hobbies are great, I am an awful socializer in a country that I don't even speak the language fluently but the hobby is what brings people together
I'm very introverted as well
gains will help with confidence as well
that was the plan but i havent gotten a membership yet
since you stop being a twig bitch
lift your acoustic ham
yeah calisthenics at home is a good start
i have a set of dumbbells in my house i do workout from time to time
conquer Spain
Go sword fight !
just that i kept getting fevers these past few weeks so im fucked up
Try to go for smaller daily workouts instead of big one time workouts that are spaced out if you struggle with consistency
i dont need all this self inprovement crap just let me have parasocial relationships and fall deeper into the pit of loneliness 
slap your cheeks at 6 am
TRUE
this is why 3 in 4 suicides are dudes

no i still think im fine with being heterosexual bro
in 2 hours
i dont fw men (literally)
okay im just telling you the option is there
I don't plan on it
this is a revelation
Thats exactly the kind of mentality that led me to it
"Don't knock it till you try"
and a few
why is everyone peer pressuring ham into sucking cock
"When in rome...."s
go to Tibet and fuck a goat
Brainfart tries to turn a poor dude into a homosexual dude incident
lick trees
it's like 4chan
assault a policeman
yea nobody here said anything about sucking cock
more like when in greece
thats right before marriage
ive spent years on discord around homosexual people and my heterosexuality has remained intact

i will not falter
meaning it takes strength to resist?
ok but boobs or ass

i got skilled lady-like hands, im the masseuse here
ass for sure
boobs > ass hate me fo the truth
Boobs for sure
boob morning
big ol hooters are great for a while but when you're both old the ass has more longevity
think of the long game
we gettin freaky with the saggy bitties bro i do not care
it's better than nothing, ham, the digital booze, but it's still too close to nothing. this will be the only motivation that will stick, the desire for more, for the real deal. but you will have to risk it for the biscuit, while your feelings are gonna tell you "it's not worth it we have mcdonalds at home why are we doing this" so you'll have to really grab on that desire for more
no i didnt know that until now
hobbies are your best bet for making friends past school
or outside of school if you don't have anyone to connect with there
exactly
do warhammer tabletop it's where the baddest of bitches all are
real?
no fake
First time I went on an airsoft match I had a bunch of folks swarm me to ask me about my gear
i mean i sometimes initiate conversation with others around me its just i dont enjoy really socializing
i dont fw other people like that
Believe me I am awful at conversing, hobbies really smooth things over
brutal but yea
tell everyone you're Ted
or it's you give too much of a fuck
he's in America anyway they'll never know
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm Him.
As in to find common ground with to talk with? Then yeah same
ham is Ted now sorry
yeah topics, small talk even
I just blank out
i need to develop a Dracula Flow personality and start seducing every female around me in a 100 km radius
hopeless
trust
you got a guitar you'll be fine
this is the method
may god have mercy on your soul
If there is nothing for us to talk about (i.e common ground topic) then yeah alarm bells start going off in my head on tf to do

sniff them and make guttural noises

