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ruby minnow
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do you like kebab or doner

placid sail
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placid sail
placid sail
solar obsidian
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nutsmaxxing

tidal trellis
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Fucking hivemind, are we truly free thinkers

placid sail
ruby minnow
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need meth

ruby minnow
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need to run over children

placid sail
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today was a good haul

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robust cove
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ruby minnow
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lets see if we can do it

placid sail
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eat well brainfart

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ruby minnow
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tidal trellis
ruby minnow
lunar brook
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reported

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im snitching as we speak

fading shuttle
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real gs recognise my reference

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real recognises real

lunar brook
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snitching hotlines are red hot rn

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ruby minnow
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robust cove
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get banned

tulip ravine
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ok and whats wrong with that

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looks like the best gameplay ever

tulip ravine
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Fr

final cedar
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rip

inland jackal
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today i learned majority of furries know about guns

inland jackal
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idk you tell me

lunar brook
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how did you learned that

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lunar brook
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inland jackal
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i wanna download pd again

lunar brook
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self control

inland jackal
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downloading pd means i delete gamma

fading shuttle
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good

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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never support the french

solar obsidian
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pd?

inland jackal
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payday

placid sail
solar obsidian
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ah, dont download it.

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inland jackal
# placid sail that must be the single most confusing statement I've read in brainfart today

Modern day shooters have sucked for the past couple of years, I always find myself going back to playing Payday 2, not just because it's a fun co-op game to play to destress, but the guns in the game are just as satisfying

Every gun in Payday is unique, viable under any circumstance, and the fact that you can modify them to make them feel more ...

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inland jackal
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find out yourself

pastel quartz
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I have this thing in my computer for 2 years

solar obsidian
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delete it.

inland jackal
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delete what

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lunar brook
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No problem Dix

tidal trellis
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Box

placid sail
# pastel quartz

the rest of the server:
- hey gu
USER WAS MUTED FOR 60 DAYS FOR REASON: BREAKING SEVERAL RULES, FUCK YOU PLAP PLAP PLAP GET MUTED GET MUTED GET MUTED

lunar brook
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

tidal trellis
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There was 60 other things you could've said, but you said the Yalko thing

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placid sail
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!1984

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tidal trellis
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Tree

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lunar brook
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lunar brook
heavy peak
tidal trellis
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Leave my fucking walls dude

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fading shuttle
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thats just average josta behavior

heavy peak
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Dunnoℒ️

ruby minnow
inland jackal
blazing delta
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fading shuttle
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im sloshing in your balls as we speak

tidal trellis
fading shuttle
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jacuzzi

heavy peak
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heady crow
ruby minnow
inland jackal
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I had a feeling it was a trap, I never did it, but now I know why

ruby minnow
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this one time i had the best movie in my head

ruby minnow
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the best one ever

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and i forgot it 10 seconds later

placid sail
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ruby minnow
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ruby minnow
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non

inland jackal
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non

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blazing delta
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tidal trellis
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Can my cats stop fucking biting each other

ruby minnow
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my teacher has been calling me apperantly

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ruby minnow
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just message me bro i don't answer unknown numbers

pastel quartz
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....

heady crow
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Hey ted, hows it hanging

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ruby minnow
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actually i don't look at his messages either

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so he might be right about trying calling me

heady crow
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Glad to hear it

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Not exactly having a "were so back" moment but neither "its so over". Going back to the military right now anyways, kinda fucked up checking in for the busses so im 3 hours early and need to walk 5km to the brigade

high meteor
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gm brainfart

heady crow
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Its pretty warm rn, like -4c or so

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robust cove
ruby minnow
heady crow
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Considering its been -25c for a month and more now it is pretty warm

robust cove
pastel quartz
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fight club is below mid tbh

heady crow
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Youre mid

tidal trellis
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midnight cloud
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Guys were all in MIDdle earth

ruby minnow
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fight of mid

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or was it battle of mid

robust cove
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call of mid

crimson flame
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inland jackal
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bird is a word

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inland jackal
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no

ruby minnow
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why does below zero has to suck bro

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uncut obsidian
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using tinder is crazier

robust cove
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being married is crazyy

midnight tree
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being is crazy

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i'm thinking therefore i am n shit

robust cove
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crazy

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I was crazy once

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uncut obsidian
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wit wat

pastel quartz
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A woman is writing me from instagram but now she is using short answers to block conversation. But she texted me and rizzed me first so I'm unsure about writing to her. And also I don't know her in irl and there is a chance of being male or lying about age so what should I do

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we are not in the same universty or the city so

broken topaz
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on grindr

uncut obsidian
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bro that's a classic

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it happens all the fucking time

broken topaz
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I dunno most arent married with wives

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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hmmm should I use grindr or some type of that thing

broken topaz
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He said his wife was okay with him railing twinks

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occasionally

uncut obsidian
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if it's not someone you can see in real life

pastel quartz
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It's the first time a woman writes me and trys to seduce me πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ

uncut obsidian
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it's also the reason of why a lot of people get rejected when applying for lgbt asylum

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people rarely would believe your gayness if you have a wife and children

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but it happens very often

uncut obsidian
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my opinions might be quite different

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but i don't care about anything e-dating related, at all

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robust cove
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I agree with you on that

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fading shuttle
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wheres mah fuckin house

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uncut obsidian
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blows up house with mind

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ma fucking house

pastel quartz
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me gonna download tinder and other things

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maybe a couple who wants a third wheel texts me

uncut obsidian
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my man is desperate

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i never cared about tinder either

robust cove
uncut obsidian
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i don't care about having relationships
maybe for now

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pastel quartz
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thank you madi

uncut obsidian
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idfk i never used them

pastel quartz
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for being honest and helping me

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you're da best

uncut obsidian
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i only used one "dating" app which is more like a grindr alternative and grindr is not a dating app

pastel quartz
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or cuckolds

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its nothing more for me

uncut obsidian
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too desperate

pastel quartz
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I forgor what desperate means

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1 min

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š desperate

Someone who wants something [so bad] they will go to extreme [lengths] to [get it].

robust cove
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I think that is actually a type of cheese

pastel quartz
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wait a minute

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we have a dictionary

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no way

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š dictionary

A very large [book] full of [information] about how words are [spelled], pronounced, used in a sentence etc.

tulip ravine
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It just takes a while

uncut obsidian
gusty willow
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i thought novices were banned from brainfart?

pastel quartz
# uncut obsidian too desperate

||you know what I envy other because of having relationship, I have never experienced something like that in my entire life yeah I had my first gf but it was at 18 and after a motnh she dumped me and also having a traumatic childhood, almost everybody even the teachers bullied me and I wasn't able to express my feelings so yes, it makes me desperate sorry|| long af text, includes emotional expressions if you are willing to say something bad please don'd read it. Brainfart is such a safezone for me because I love everyone in this channel everyone is like a bruder to me

uncut obsidian
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meh

uncut obsidian
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talking to me about relationships is useless

ocean pulsar
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companionship imagine that

uncut obsidian
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i never cared about getting a relationship

river robin
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Because you’re incapable of holding one jokerge

ocean pulsar
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oooo

uncut obsidian
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when i was like 12-13 i already told myself that i ain't getting with anyone until i finish school

ocean pulsar
river robin
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Of course you wouldn’t think about it jokerge

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now i don't want to get any because i'm still in russia

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gusty willow
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robust cove
gusty willow
severe flicker
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Whah

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Huh

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The fuck happened ther

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E

robust cove
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I wasn't sure what he was doing at the end

inland jackal
crimson flame
inland jackal
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trust me

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been there, wouldnt do it again

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i did get bunch of nudes tho

crimson flame
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dont get any hopes up unless u meet lmao

inland jackal
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^

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best bet is to date someone from univer

uncut obsidian
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i don't care about nudes either anymore

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im an irl guy

robust cove
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idk how you could care about nudes in this day and age

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unless it's from someone you're with

crimson flame
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ye lol

uncut obsidian
robust cove
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I know

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but I still think it's stupid

crimson flame
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there are so many nudes out there you cant even sure they sent an original lmao

robust cove
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exactly

uncut obsidian
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we're also reaching the age of AI nudes

mystic bluff
uncut obsidian
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AI onlyfans models are real
and people pay for that

robust cove
mystic bluff
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totally not what i mean

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cba to explain either tbh

robust cove
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then say it better

inland jackal
river robin
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Tards really be like β€œThis ai pussy got me LipBite”

inland jackal
robust cove
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I was watching that

inland jackal
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same

severe flicker
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I meant to send a cat photo

inland jackal
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i saw the green guy

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Lmao

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Aight yo what

robust cove
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well I want to see Shrek dancing

severe flicker
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Here

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Lemme find kat

pastel quartz
severe flicker
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Fuck where did he go

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Shit

river robin
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You had ONE job

robust cove
river robin
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ONE

river robin
severe flicker
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river robin
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TWICE NO LESS!

severe flicker
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BTO FOUND FOUND

river robin
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YOU FUCKED UP TWICE

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BRO

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BRO CHILL

river robin
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You’ll do a little dance? Just for us?

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Noted

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lunar brook
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yes

robust cove
lunar brook
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yes

robust cove
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why would you do that

river robin
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Bet you fuck that goon in the ass.

lunar brook
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my goon also goons

lunar brook
severe flicker
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Am I allowed to post atf memes?

robust cove
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no don't post a dog getting shot

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magic tartan
severe flicker
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It wasn't about a dog getting shot

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The meme wasn't about that

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But I still understand no.
'lol' was put to indicate not laughter but the fact that I didn't expect that response

magic tartan
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understandable, have a good day

warped crown
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uncut obsidian
severe flicker
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Don't tell 'em

pastel quartz
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Oh god

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My mind is fuuked up

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I'm hearing sdalger military voices from television

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But they are just talking turkish

severe flicker
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The what

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Wdym Turkish

uncut obsidian
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yeah that's a real language

pastel quartz
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The language

uncut obsidian
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i didn't believe it at first too

pastel quartz
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Do you know Turkey

severe flicker
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No I mean the fucking stalker voices

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Please elaborate

pastel quartz
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Oh the army propaganda to stop people entering to zone

severe flicker
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Duty but voiced in Turkish?

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severe flicker
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Idk what you mean what television

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severe flicker
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I feel lobotomized rn

pastel quartz
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My mind is gone and I started hearing voices that are not real

severe flicker
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In turkish...

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You Turkish?

pastel quartz
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Like understanding turkish in a whole another language

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severe flicker
pastel quartz
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Salam

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33 yΙ™sim var emcik yΙ™leram

severe flicker
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I don't speak either language tho fucking failure I am

pastel quartz
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Based af

severe flicker
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Taught russian can't trill (toll my R's)

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Toll

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ROLL

pastel quartz
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Drill?

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pastel quartz
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In here I said I'm 33 years old I lick pussy

severe flicker
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Also I don't recall 'Ι™' in Turkish

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pastel quartz
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Its a Turkish and Azerbaijan breed meme

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Where an Azerbaijani guy says I lick pussy ass bla bla and he lşves in Azerbaijan

severe flicker
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With a statement like that I'll guess not Abşeron

severe flicker
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Although I haven't been there in a while

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Good guess huh

pastel quartz
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What is abşeron

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If I know I forgor

severe flicker
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Region

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Idk what to call the geographic feature

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Oh

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Peninsula

lost epoch
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pastel quartz
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Oh

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My friend lives in there

severe flicker
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Glad the circle was of use

pastel quartz
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Need to take my dog out

robust cove
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robust cove
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thank you very much, now I see it 🀝

severe flicker
river robin
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Please add a live leak logo and a 😱 emoji to the picture

severe flicker
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I'm not that sophisticated

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Sorry

river robin
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Damn

uncut obsidian
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more like a full bird

severe flicker
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Leak*

river robin
robust cove
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because he loves watching chinese factory accidents

severe flicker
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I'll just go a little to the west

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No reason

river robin
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I actually abhor Chinese factory accident posters

severe flicker
river robin
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I just thought gaslighting people with a live leak photo over a landmass would be funny

pastel quartz
robust cove
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the creatur

inland jackal
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alo

broken topaz
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kiss him

river robin
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Lunch

inland jackal
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aloo corii

broken topaz
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aloo w

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river robin
inland jackal
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he obv has free time

river robin
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No he’s a very busy dog

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robust cove
river robin
inland jackal
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pizdec

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kurwa

robust cove
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BE A BETTER FRIEND

river robin
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He’s busy I DONT WANT TO INTERRUPT HIM

robust cove
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LIAR

river robin
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What do you know

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Nothing!

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You know nothing!

severe flicker
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Please take reasonable and responsible measures to prevent altercations.

robust cove
severe flicker
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There is no reason for such hostility between one another.

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I forgot my italics

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Fuck

robust cove
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he is the one that has 0 sex

river robin
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Slander

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Ad hominem

robust cove
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this is you

river robin
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Ad hominem!
Fallacy! Slander!
Fake fake fake!

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Your moms name is on the hub

severe flicker
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Mods, take this man's frontal lobe.

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I don't have the keys GIF

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Kus*

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KYS*

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I fucking deposited autocorrect

river robin
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You good?

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Stroke moment?

severe flicker
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Autocorrect

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Notbme

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Not

river robin
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Strokin this dick

severe flicker
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Me

river robin
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Gottem

robust cove
river robin
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Going to a concert today feeling good

robust cove
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ebic

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don't go deaf

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(you will)

river robin
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I’ve been to a couple concerts I won’t go deaf

severe flicker
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Earplugs

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Saves your ears

robust cove
river robin
robust cove
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kool

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looks fun

fallow trellis
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looks too loud

robust cove
river robin
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Wasn’t too loud with how large the stadium was

fallow trellis
midnight cloud
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Man loudness is the least of your concern just vibe to the music

river robin
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There was tens of thousands of people there anyways.

fallow trellis
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cant stand more than 2 people

river robin
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Each of those lights is a person

fallow trellis
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cant imagine 10k people

midnight cloud
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Not even 40k?

fallow trellis
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the only time i thiink i wiill ever be with more than 2 people is when i would commit tnt in miinecraft

midnight cloud
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God

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Maybe you should tnt some friends

fallow trellis
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dont have those

midnight cloud
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Jesus christ

fallow trellis
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does my landlord count

pastel quartz
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Cretur attack

midnight cloud
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So no

pastel quartz
midnight cloud
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Kill?

robust cove
# pastel quartz

no cretur there is a truck comng LOOK OUT!!!!!
Oh NO he has his AIR PODS IN

midnight cloud
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KILL?

pastel quartz
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Cretur ate the truck

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And sent it to truck cemetery

robust cove
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rest in truck

pastel quartz
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Now he is eating grass

robust cove
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needs a lil dessert after the main course

pastel quartz
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Hid in trees to hunt people and steal their artifacts

midnight tree
pastel quartz
midnight tree
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menace

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defiant hooligan

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ruffian

pastel quartz
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Its not him

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Because he is a psudodoggo

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Look behind

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weak jackal
crimson flame
swift scarab
# fading shuttle

I can’t even understand half of what they’re saying, he’s mad cause the guy is playing blackjack or something?

crimson flame
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i heard the dealers work long hours and get shit pay

fresh rose
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The dealer also works another job

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Besides being a dealer

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Cause the pay is so shit

fading shuttle
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which is why he aint scared of shittalking him aswell

swift scarab
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Ah, fair

fading shuttle
ocean pulsar
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like coffee cream

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or

weak jackal
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hello frog

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hiii

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vote on if i should make bacon

robust cove
river zealot
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i vote yes

weak jackal
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what if i had a pig outside

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anyway okay bacon time

severe flicker
pastel quartz
severe flicker
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One sec

pastel quartz
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a man just eating chips

weak jackal
severe flicker
pastel quartz
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because I'm eating chips right now

weak jackal
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this gif bans you

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robust cove
inland jackal
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astronaut in the ocean ay

amber marsh
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worlds brightest

weak jackal
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made bacon

magic tartan
amber marsh
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indeed

heavy peak
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at least invite for the next session KekSkew

inland jackal
ocean pulsar
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not if they're those doorstop lookin cats

fresh rose
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You see

ocean pulsar
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sometimes

fresh rose
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I blow up my house if theres a mouse problem

ocean pulsar
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I like that

fresh rose
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Never have problem again

ocean pulsar
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Decisive

pale ingot
eager igloo
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Id love some bacon rn

severe flicker
storm stream
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I just fell asleep at my chair and had a dream that in anticipation for Feb14th, there was a new channel called something like "Looped πŸ’πŸ’ž "...

and whaddayaknow it was soon full of porn lmao

severe flicker
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Wait hold the fuck up

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How the actual shit did a polish man find a wombat

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Because that's not a beaver

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It doesn't have the tail nor the fur nor the rathead of a beaver

robust cove
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Its not original audio dum

severe flicker
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What is the OG audio

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I'd like to know

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And where is that audio from

robust cove
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Idc to look for the vid

severe flicker
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Fak

severe flicker
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Ty

robust cove
eager igloo
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Ja pierdolΔ™ jakie bydle jebane

pale ingot
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just learned about the "gojo figure incident"
funny

placid sail
eager igloo
pale ingot
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i might be a little mentally fucked

eager igloo
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Ur brainfart resident

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That's kind of a requirement

broken topaz
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"Gojo figure incident"

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Somebody explain

placid sail
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not googling that

eager igloo
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Google it on your school computer

broken topaz
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oh maan

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aw jeez

robust cove
placid sail
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it's not on my pc

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I just know where to look

robust cove
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So you're in 500 bober related communities, doesn't matter

placid sail
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I have google

robust cove
grizzled meadow
robust cove
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You save that shi

eager igloo
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Humgry

robust cove
placid sail
pale ingot
robust cove
robust cove
pale ingot
severe flicker
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Kfkfnjgigjmfmdjhdbaniskmtmgntnjdnd f

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Jesus Christ oh my god

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Darwin awards here holy shit

eager igloo
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Can someone get me uh

severe flicker
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Uaergh

eager igloo
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Boneless pizza

placid sail
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rat

sage otter
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no

placid sail
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cook the damn food

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don't be autistic

severe flicker
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UΓΆΓ¦ah

sage otter
sterile dome
pale ingot
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Kindling, In fact

tidal trellis
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hi I'm back from shaving my face, I am in incredible pain

broken topaz
tidal trellis
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but its done

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I feel better now that I am clean shaven

eager igloo
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Im a great cook

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And I make nice pizza

placid sail
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then go and cook some food

placid sail
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no no I can't say that

fallow trellis
fierce jay
river zealot
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the council has decided

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@weak jackal you are frien PepeHappy

weak jackal
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yuppie

sage otter
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The vote wasn't unanimous

placid sail
grizzled meadow
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@slim osprey

placid sail
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B-pass acquired

inland jackal
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Evening

slim osprey
slim osprey
placid sail
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nvm take his B-pass back

toxic sundial
grizzled meadow
placid sail
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Falco allowed cropol back only to have an opportunity to post a meme from his stash

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
inland jackal
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Ciao falco

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Aloo corii

inland jackal
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Fish

placid sail
broken topaz
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I AM JUST A FISH

slim osprey
slim osprey
broken topaz
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so im just gonna take your word for it chief

inland jackal
placid sail
slim osprey
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Jujustu kaisen fangirls are worse than my hero academia fans

broken topaz
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ah

inland jackal
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I understood nothing

broken topaz
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Its anime i havent watched

inland jackal
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Ew

fresh rose
slim osprey
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Makima fans from chainsaw man

broken topaz
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WOOF

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WOOF

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WOOF

slim osprey
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Yeah they are pretty schizo about it too

fresh rose
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God forgives but i dont

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Loading a 8 gauge into 12 gauge shotgun

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Im killing you

broken topaz
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im sorry guys

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Ive had a severe and continuous lapse of judgement

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however

fresh rose
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You wont have any continous judgement ever again

placid sail
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obamas

pale ingot
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after years of being anime brainrot-free

pastel quartz
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WHY

pale ingot
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it is what it is

broken topaz
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im sorry to hear that

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What are you watchin ?

slim osprey
pale ingot
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vtubers death

broken topaz
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bro...

pale ingot
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yeah its over for me i think

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im gonna have to off myself

pastel quartz
pale ingot
pastel quartz
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hold on I'm gonna find it

pale ingot
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ive been peeping the vedal987 guy with the ai vtuber. sort of a respect thing because of the fact he created the ai

broken topaz
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The only weeb thing im doing

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is reading berserk

pale ingot
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awesome

broken topaz
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But only because I need to refine my guts personality

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(he is literally me)

storm stream
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rearrange your guts? sus

ocean pulsar
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the goose

broken topaz
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:3

storm stream
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no

pale ingot
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ok but good part: I have a more positive outlook on life now and every day seems a bit brighter than the last

broken topaz
pale ingot
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bad part: i hate people around me less, im becoming peaceful

ocean pulsar
pastel quartz
ocean pulsar
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If that doesn't make you hateful enough just make a twitter account and pick your poison

pastel quartz
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how the fuck, you have a more positive outlook on life but you hate the poeple around you still?

pale ingot
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i literally have no enemies bro its over for me, life is turning back around to me being happy

ocean pulsar
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yknow friendly competition

pale ingot
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im not gonna develop depression and turn suicidal

pastel quartz
pale ingot
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its overr

ocean pulsar
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ooooo

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he's offing himself for real now

pale ingot
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yourr
e... smelly.. i think

pastel quartz
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he needs someone to hate

ocean pulsar
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he needs his own Tighten

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yeah

pastel quartz
pale ingot
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is this a coincidence
-I start watching vtubers
-Immediately life begins to become better
-I hate people less

pastel quartz
placid sail
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parasocial relationship partly satisfies your longing for meaningful social connections and tones down your frustrations

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bitch

pale ingot
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no not really

ocean pulsar
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@pale ingot vtuber prick

pale ingot
placid sail
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why do you think streaming is so popular, and how vtubing instantly became a hit?

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bitches lonely af

pale ingot
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i may be lonely

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i dont like going outside its fucking cold

pastel quartz
ocean pulsar
pale ingot
toxic sundial
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KITTY

ocean pulsar
placid sail
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I'm sorry I have to do you like that

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but copium

pale ingot
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what color is your bugatti

ocean pulsar
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he schmoovin

pale ingot
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i wish i was on my pc i have a few good tate memes

pastel quartz
glad carbon
toxic sundial
pale ingot
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this guy is the 10% of gamblers that didnt quit before winning it big

pastel quartz
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A.I

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no hologram yet

placid sail
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wdym no hologram

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it's right there

pastel quartz
ocean pulsar
pale ingot
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wtf is rhat a woman... fake

placid sail
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the only difference is, once again we've realized that outsourcing the job for humans is still cheaper than AI

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so the holograms are people, not bots

ocean pulsar
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but uh yeah ham get a hobby or something meet some people drop some slurs

placid sail
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yet

ocean pulsar
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don't get an ai gf

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on your phone

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or parasocial vtuber relationships

placid sail
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very hard, because his mind is in the convenience trap

broken topaz
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join your local sword fighting club

placid sail
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why would you risk and socialize outside when you have a vtuber mommy on your puter?

pale ingot
ocean pulsar
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lmao

broken topaz
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Not exactly

pale ingot
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vtubers just add onto it

ocean pulsar
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meaning to learn myself

pale ingot
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acoustic

placid sail
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acoustic ham

ocean pulsar
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real

pale ingot
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i may be a bit acoustic

ocean pulsar
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I picked up airsoft for the larp and I like meeting equally retarded people

placid sail
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it's okay this chat is a safe haven for acoustics

ocean pulsar
broken topaz
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LIKE SWORD FIGHTING

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Thats what i do

ocean pulsar
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...is that a hobby?

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eating out?

placid sail
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it's funny how your solution already involves something a lot of people here don't have

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i.e. friends

pale ingot
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too much work i can socialize but i dont have enough self confidence to really go and meet people by myself

placid sail
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or, well, money

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  1. be Ted
pale ingot
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im introverted asf man i dont fuck with reality bro fuck allat

placid sail
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  1. if everything else fails, refer to step one
ocean pulsar
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I'm very introverted as well

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gains will help with confidence as well

pale ingot
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that was the plan but i havent gotten a membership yet

ocean pulsar
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since you stop being a twig bitch

placid sail
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lift your acoustic ham

ocean pulsar
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yeah calisthenics at home is a good start

pale ingot
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i have a set of dumbbells in my house i do workout from time to time

placid sail
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conquer Spain

broken topaz
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Go sword fight !

pale ingot
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just that i kept getting fevers these past few weeks so im fucked up

ocean pulsar
pale ingot
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i dont need all this self inprovement crap just let me have parasocial relationships and fall deeper into the pit of loneliness pepew

placid sail
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slap your cheeks at 6 am

broken topaz
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and if none of those help that ted listed

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try drugs

pale ingot
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TRUE

ocean pulsar
broken topaz
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just turn gae

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you can have a twink at your house tonight

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Its that easy

ocean pulsar
pale ingot
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no i still think im fine with being heterosexual bro

broken topaz
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in 2 hours

pale ingot
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i dont fw men (literally)

broken topaz
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okay im just telling you the option is there

ocean pulsar
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you can't say that

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say reverse lesbian

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wait

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Gay!

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holy shit

pale ingot
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I don't plan on it

ocean pulsar
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this is a revelation

broken topaz
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Thats exactly the kind of mentality that led me to it

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"Don't knock it till you try"

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and a few

ocean pulsar
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why is everyone peer pressuring ham into sucking cock

broken topaz
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"When in rome...."s

placid sail
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go to Tibet and fuck a goat

pale ingot
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Brainfart tries to turn a poor dude into a homosexual dude incident

placid sail
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lick trees

ocean pulsar
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it's like 4chan

placid sail
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assault a policeman

broken topaz
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yea nobody here said anything about sucking cock

glad carbon
ocean pulsar
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thats right before marriage

pale ingot
glad carbon
pale ingot
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i will not falter

ocean pulsar
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we stand united

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in liking women

broken topaz
pale ingot
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ok but boobs or ass

broken topaz
glad carbon
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i got skilled lady-like hands, im the masseuse here

ocean pulsar
pale ingot
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boobs > ass hate me fo the truth

broken topaz
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Boobs for sure

glad carbon
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boob morning

ocean pulsar
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big ol hooters are great for a while but when you're both old the ass has more longevity

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think of the long game

pale ingot
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we gettin freaky with the saggy bitties bro i do not care

ocean pulsar
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yeah alright

pale ingot
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idk

broken topaz
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im sure there is a sword club you can join

placid sail
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it's better than nothing, ham, the digital booze, but it's still too close to nothing. this will be the only motivation that will stick, the desire for more, for the real deal. but you will have to risk it for the biscuit, while your feelings are gonna tell you "it's not worth it we have mcdonalds at home why are we doing this" so you'll have to really grab on that desire for more

pale ingot
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no i didnt know that until now

ocean pulsar
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hobbies are your best bet for making friends past school

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or outside of school if you don't have anyone to connect with there

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exactly

placid sail
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do warhammer tabletop it's where the baddest of bitches all are

tidal trellis
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no fake

ocean pulsar
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First time I went on an airsoft match I had a bunch of folks swarm me to ask me about my gear

pale ingot
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i mean i sometimes initiate conversation with others around me its just i dont enjoy really socializing

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i dont fw other people like that

ocean pulsar
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Believe me I am awful at conversing, hobbies really smooth things over

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brutal but yea

placid sail
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tell everyone you're Ted

ocean pulsar
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or it's you give too much of a fuck

placid sail
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he's in America anyway they'll never know

pale ingot
tulip ravine
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Ted

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My man

tidal trellis
placid sail
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ham is Ted now sorry

ocean pulsar
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I just blank out

pale ingot
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i need to develop a Dracula Flow personality and start seducing every female around me in a 100 km radius

placid sail
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hopeless

pale ingot
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trust

ocean pulsar
pale ingot
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this is the method

placid sail
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may god have mercy on your soul

tulip ravine
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May lord have mercy on your soul

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Good mate

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Prob gonna go to sleep soon

tidal trellis
glad carbon
placid sail
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sniff them and make guttural noises