🎪bruh-fart

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

yeah

exactly

[final cedar]

you gotta work on your story building

[inland jackal]

Funny conversation

[final cedar]

all that from a tik tok video

[inland jackal]

Ikr

[final cedar]

had to make up some weird ass story

[inland jackal]

Ah

[final cedar]

at least make it believable

[pastel quartz]

told in it in its short form, I'm multitasking

[pastel quartz]

jesus fucking christ, while on here I'm writing something Important I have to pass

[river robin]

The other task they’re doing is preparing French cuisine.
Like koolaid pickles.

[pastel quartz]

escargot

[dreamy flax]

:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

you shot early, it's not fair

[river robin]

Typing gibberish at me won’t do anything.
“French” doesn’t exist. You’re not him.

[uncut obsidian]

wtf

[fallow trellis]

[river robin]

Not the worst I’ve seen…

[final cedar]

flossing her teeth with his foreskin or smth

[pastel quartz]

snail

What should I eat in breakfast any suggestions

[uncut obsidian]

fastfood

[inland jackal]

Sour cream and bacon

[uncut obsidian]

junk food

[final cedar]

eggs

[pastel quartz]

microwaved pizza

[pastel quartz]

There is no bacon in turki

[true sedge]

alcohol and ice cream

[final cedar]

or oatmeal

[pastel quartz]

[fallow trellis]

you guys microwave ur pizza?

[river robin]

Salt.

[inland jackal]

What about sour cream and beef wellington

[final cedar]

no, god no

[uncut obsidian]

wait now i wonder, is there a country that has no fastfood

[pastel quartz]

Alcohol is forbidden for me because of antidepressants

[pastel quartz]

Englamd

[pastel quartz]

sometimes

[inland jackal]

Prob one of asian ones

[final cedar]

ethiopia seems to lack fast food ||or any food really||

[river robin]

Start saltmaxing
Eat only raw salt.
Nothing else.
3 meals a day.
Get gains you could only dream of.

[gilded blade]

Why is he staring at her? Is that his ex or something?

[true sedge]

?

[pastel quartz]

Lick salt rock

[final cedar]

gains in your blood pressure

[river robin]

No water
No food.
Don’t piss, shit, or cum.
Only salt.

[pastel quartz]

Depression treatment

[gilded blade]

They have some really good coffee tho

[river robin]

Become the you you dreamed of being.

[pastel quartz]

Im gonna buy sausage and eat it with ketchup

[river robin]

No
Fucker
Salt max NOW

[storm stream]

I call this pussy "the matrix" cuz I'm in it
AND I CAN'T GET OUT

[final cedar]

they don't have any coffee, everyone else does get to enjoy it tho

[river robin]

SHES SUCKING ME IN AAAAGH NO I DONT WANNA GO PLEASE

[pastel quartz]

The only way to get out of the matrix is finding boibussy

[gilded blade]

Ahhh, yes, blueberry tasting coffee beans from Ethiopia. Tastes better knowing they will never enjoy it

[final cedar]

chill I was just looking for a reason to post donkey kong

[pastel quartz]

that guy must be solid snake with the cardboard box

[pastel quartz]

New world order

[pastel quartz]

ok

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to ogustos.

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[gilded blade]

Derpixon?

[pastel quartz]

👍

[final cedar]

new scully

[pastel quartz]

Yes

I have many more but they are nsfg

Not safe for gamma

[fallow trellis]

gamma my balls

[final cedar]

goths sacking Rome

[fallow trellis]

gottem fuck you

[river robin]

I need to sleep.

[pastel quartz]

Sadly no

[pastel quartz]

ywa

[gilded blade]

I'd let a goth sack me if you know what I'm saying

[river robin]

The fuck you mean sadly

[pastel quartz]

yes

[final cedar]

no, saltmax, no sleep. Only salt

[pastel quartz]

you should

[river robin]

I need to salt

[pastel quartz]

There is no born

[pastel quartz]

you know what else is salty?

cum

go get some

[river robin]

I’m not cummaxxing I’m saltmaxxing

Retard

[final cedar]

hah, fellatio joke

[inland jackal]

Dont get too much carried away with this much freedom

[fallow trellis]

not mine

[river robin]

Anyways.
This is what I look like

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[inland jackal]

You might get

[river robin]

Goodnight

[storm stream]

MommyStella?
Isn't it 4 months early?

[gilded blade]

Goodnight ryry

[fallow trellis]

this is what i look like

[pastel quartz]

thats how it is because some users in my other server started calling me mommy and shit for no reason

[fallow trellis]

are you impersonating as a mother?

[river robin]

Call them dumb.
You are not their mother.

[gilded blade]

WHAT OTHER SERVER

[fallow trellis]

can you show me ur mother lisence?

[pastel quartz]

I'm mocking them

I will not give in to their shit

Brainfart been hiding an agent scully simp this whole time?

[river robin]

I know I’m being ironically dense and literal.

[pastel quartz]

I’ll trade you guys Ivan’s offtopic privileges for this dude

[pastel quartz]

shitposting server

[fallow trellis]

falsly impersonating as a mother is a type 2 federal offense, misdemeanor at the lightest jurisdiction with a maximum jail time of 6 months to 3 years

[pastel quartz]

blud

what are you on

[river robin]

Your sentence is death

[fallow trellis]

im on my chair

im sitting on it actually

[inland jackal]

Millions of families suffer from identity theft

[river robin]

Ok going to be FOR REAL this time

[pastel quartz]

I wont give in to those clowns

Bought bread and 3 packs of cigarettes

[fallow trellis]

not enough cigarettes

[storm stream]

Mocking?
That's like the dumb broads who "defeat the patriarchy" by sucking dick

[inland jackal]

Why not 2/2

[gilded blade]

Stalker diet

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[pastel quartz]

they expect me to get mad by refering to me as "mommy" I'm not gonna react

[fallow trellis]

you should find out where they live

and have a pizza delivery go up to them

buy the most expensive pizza

[pastel quartz]

ah......non.

[fallow trellis]

have them pay for it

[inland jackal]

I think have the perfect meme for this occasion, nvm i might get muted lol

[gilded blade]

But in the box is a GUN

[fallow trellis]

better yet fiind out the pizzas they dont like

order those

so they have to pay for it and they have to eat it

tell the pizza delivery personel that its a high crime neighborhood so he has the police on speed dial

they refuse to pay

delivery guy calls the police

[pastel quartz]

No, they want a reaction, I'm not giving them a thing

[fallow trellis]

theyre gonna get pizza

the ones they hate

pineapple is the safest bet if u dont want to do research

[gilded blade]

Live MommaStella reaction

[fallow trellis]

but thts also the cheapest pizza

[gilded blade]

Nahhh anchovies

[inland jackal]

Back when i hoarded cheap stuff
Local bakery would sell the leftover pastries and pizza in a paper sack, at that time i microwaved every good looking pastry and threw the rest to dogs

[pastel quartz]

my reaction to this information:

[inland jackal]

Every few days i hoped the sack had pizza

(there were like 2 pizzas per 5 sacks)

[fallow trellis]

my sack doesnt have pizza

only balls

ball*

[inland jackal]

Luckily i have a 30euro/day job and dont have to think much about food nowadays

[storm stream]

Are you gonna do a real birth or a c-section?

[pastel quartz]

Bread is bad for helth

[inland jackal]

Is food

[pastel quartz]

what do you mean by that

[pastel quartz]

i mean he phrased it pretty terribly but it’s obvious what he means

[pastel quartz]

A real birth

duh

tf

got them child bearing hips poised

[gilded blade]

Anytime I see big boss on brainfart all I can think about is jaboopy looking like him

[pastel quartz]

I'm not gonna die during birth, I'm not gonna let my daughters grow up without a mother

[storm stream]

Who is big boss?

[pastel quartz]

punished snake

[gilded blade]

Play metal gear solid 5 the phantom pain

[storm stream]

Caeserean doesn't kill you, does it?

[inland jackal]

No

[fallow trellis]

i think hes dead so he cant do that

hes been dead for a long time

ii like his pizza tho

[storm stream]

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

I AM NOT GONNA LET THE FUCKING DOCTORS CUT INTO MY ABDOMEN

theres better alternatives, anything but that shit

[fallow trellis]

mispelled foreskin

[gilded blade]

This or death, which one do you pick?

[fallow trellis]

foreskin

[pastel quartz]

I'm not gonna

[storm stream]

Aight then

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck are you on

[gilded blade]

So you'd let yourself and both of your unborn children die

[fallow trellis]

my chair

for the second time im on my chair

but not really on

more like sitting on

[glad carbon]

we smokin straight dick rn

[gilded blade]

SHE AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN

ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

[pastel quartz]

better hope you don't got braces then

[glad carbon]

I'm smokin kentucky blood boogers rn

[storm stream]

Who is "we"

[gilded blade]

Weiner

[fallow trellis]

me

meiner

[pastel quartz]

how did bro fuck up that bad

[glad carbon]

me and my fav server member, thats who

[inland jackal]

Happens

[gilded blade]

Falco?

[inland jackal]

Or maybe high dose of ethanol

[pastel quartz]

you gooning rn?

[glad carbon]

only goon with the homies

[storm stream]

Aight, have fun you two

[pastel quartz]

no

its thugging that shit out

[storm stream]

[pastel quartz]

completely ignoring your emotional needs is more based

👍

[gilded blade]

I don't have a woman I love

[pastel quartz]

Me and my favourite server member smoking dick and you wish it was yours

[gilded blade]

[storm stream]

That q wasn't for you but ok

[pastel quartz]

Idi komne

[pastel quartz]

Who do you think his fav server member is?

[inland jackal]

Idi ka meni*

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

well shit bruh

[fallow trellis]

cocaine

[pastel quartz]

I don't speak monlith

[inland jackal]

I do

[storm stream]

Frog?

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

[fallow trellis]

the only monolith is do is cocaiine

its a rock i think

or maybe that was heroin

[pastel quartz]

If The big rock wanted you to pipe another monolith member, would you still follow?

[fallow trellis]

yes

[inland jackal]

Probably

[fallow trellis]

even if it didnt

[gilded blade]

Of course

[pastel quartz]

Yes

Is that a question

[fallow trellis]

i would pipe a monolith member but not the female ones like in gamma

[pastel quartz]

probably? the big rock doesnt give you a choice

[inland jackal]

Im currently hunting the top 10 people on the leaderboard soo

[pastel quartz]

How date you not follow order like this

[storm stream]

Its not like he'd have his own mind to say "no"

[inland jackal]

I can make it to look like accident

[pastel quartz]

exactly

[gilded blade]

Date me? 😰

[pastel quartz]

if the only way to save the world was kill agent scully could you personally save the world

[fallow trellis]

how do u accidentally pipe a monolith member

[inland jackal]

I have my ways

[fallow trellis]

no you dont

dead ass

it aint like in the animes

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gillian-anderson-scully-xfiles-shy-smile-gif-5565177

[pastel quartz]

you don't get a choice

[glad carbon]

hows ur day been ed

[gilded blade]

https://tenor.com/view/potaxio-gif-24050662

[fallow trellis]

@faint cairn this guy probably

[pastel quartz]

7hrs and 18m into my day, I’ve been asleep for about 5hrs, need to suck a fat dick to get my energy back up

[glad carbon]

omg same

[pastel quartz]

will you be mine now and forever @gilded blade

[pastel quartz]

did you have that precooked or is this a fresh meal

Sounds like a date at the hog hotel

[fallow trellis]

cook?

[gilded blade]

Hmmmmmm

[fallow trellis]

im a 19 yrs man i dont cook

[gilded blade]

Give me one good reason why I should say yes

[pastel quartz]

I'll be a good submisive monolith trad housewife

[fallow trellis]

i eat hot pockets n call ppl slurs on the internet

[gilded blade]

You had me at monolith

[pastel quartz]

I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring

and I will clean your ak

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

I can cook

[gilded blade]

Mann, I was cooking when I was 15yo cmon brother

[glad carbon]

why the hog hotel

[lyric horizon]

Do you use reddit?

[storm stream]

in game chats?

[gilded blade]

He uses 4chan

[pastel quartz]

oh I guess it would have saved me cleaning the ropes of cum out of my bed sheets and off the walls and carpet but I guess you can come reglaze my personal bedroom instead

[lyric horizon]

Even worse

[glad carbon]

yeah i cook, i glaze donuts.

[lyric horizon]

[pastel quartz]

You didn’t see me here

[gilded blade]

Oh fuck, glazed donuts sounds so good right now, maybe jelly filled raspberry

[glad carbon]

custard filled

[pastel quartz]

If your glazer is pushing out jelly filled raspberry you need to see a doctor

[lyric horizon]

This convo is fucking disgusting

[glad carbon]

wtf you've never had ur man period???

[pastel quartz]

mine is custard

[glad carbon]

once in ur life you gotta bust out some raspberry jelly, everyone knows this

[gilded blade]

I had to get a prostate exam when that happened to me

[lyric horizon]

GLAZING DONUTS FROM RASPBERRIES THAT COME FROM MASTURBATING?

[lunar brook]

just came back, chat is talking about ass and cum

[lyric horizon]

Im not gonna come back here

[lunar brook]

glad to see its consistent in here

[lyric horizon]

Im staying in offtopic

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473657277241622528/1034995058174328964/image0-19.gif

[glad carbon]

wtf u talkin bout jerking off @lyric horizon we just talking about donuts and jelly

[gilded blade]

ass

[lunar brook]

[pastel quartz]

I went in for a prostate exam the other day, but they had me waiting around for a long time. So I sat in the side room twiddling my thumbs and occasionally checking here on my phone when a doctor eventually came back in and said “this room isn’t marked as in use why are you here?” And I explained how I’d had a prostate exam and was waiting for the results and the doctor looked concerned and said the proctologist was on holiday for the next two weeks so who put their fingers in my ass?

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-meme-really-gif-26853815

[glad carbon]

sorry that was me

[pastel quartz]

You don’t need to apologise

[lyric horizon]

[gilded blade]

I had prostatitis when I had my prostate exam and it hurt so bad, it was like fire being pushed to the front

[storm stream]

?

[pastel quartz]

why would I omit any details to the brainfart channel

[glad carbon]

damn that sucks

are you 50 or something wtf

[pastel quartz]

me

[storm stream]

shi mb

[gilded blade]

It was when I was 21

[glad carbon]

smh you shoulda just used webmd

diy

[gilded blade]

Lesson was make sure your hands are clean

Or else bacteria can do its thang

[glad carbon]

thats just common sense

if you wouldn't put it in ur mouth

dont put it...

hi madi

[uncut obsidian]

p!fuckno

[foggy mantle]

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[uncut obsidian]

this chat rn

[gilded blade]

To be specific it was when part of the ceiling fell in the bathtub when I was taking a bath after a tree hit my house and I decided to jerk it in the bath

[glad carbon]

asbestos ass

alright lets move off that topic

you guys see any new movies

i just saw beekeeper because my brother wanted to, it was so bad

[pastel quartz]

no you’re welcome to join us

[uncut obsidian]

im working

[gilded blade]

Have you ever had prostate problems

[pastel quartz]

being homosexual in discord and getting paid for it? Sounds like a W

[glad carbon]

it legit felt like it was written by a 12 year old

every other line had the word fuck or shit in it

"what the fucking fuck is this guy doing, get me my nft!!"

was like almost an actualy line

[gilded blade]

Last movie I saw was the fnaf movie

[pastel quartz]

i have been watching love on the spectrum (on Netflix atm) with my mom

[glad carbon]

discord edating documentary?

[gilded blade]

That one's funny

[glad carbon]

also they bring up bees SO much

its insane

[gilded blade]

The Australian or British one?

[glad carbon]

every other line from statham has the word hive or bee in it

[pastel quartz]

it has its moments, I cringe pretty hard for some of their first meetings but it’s nice to see them blossoming and being brave and doing the show and representing for their peoples

[pastel quartz]

im honestly not sure I think it’s American

[glad carbon]

is it like that one uhh

nvm i aint seen any tv shows

[pastel quartz]

there’s one lady with a passion for “animation” but I think she means “anime” and won’t say it

[gilded blade]

Oh shit I think there was an American too yeah

[pastel quartz]

she wants her partner to also be into “animation” so they can be husband and wife and business partners

[uncut obsidian]

nah

[gilded blade]

I REMEMBER THAT LADY LMAO

[pastel quartz]

she got a rocking bod she showed up for a date in a burgundy dress and damn I would have ate and taken home for desert

[glad carbon]

just get a kofi page or something

[gilded blade]

She legit had zero interest unless you were working in animation

[uncut obsidian]

no but one time i had to go to the hospital at like 2am by ambulance because we thought i had prostatitis but it turned out to be just a constipation due to eating too much popcorn

[uncut obsidian]

food delivery

[pastel quartz]

the other woman idk what her ailments were but she coupled up with this gentle giant type dude, he took her to Africa and they went on a safari

[pastel quartz]

Is this the hospital at 2am?

[uncut obsidian]

no

[pastel quartz]

oh, I think I latin kissed frog in this alley

[glad carbon]

what about it

[glad carbon]

french kissing is so overdone

[uncut obsidian]

im working as a food delivery boy

[true sedge]

reminds me of the wire

[glad carbon]

pizza boy

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/omar-coming-thewire-the-wire-gif-14454117

[uncut obsidian]

why would i get a kofi page anyways

[uncut obsidian]

who'd want to support me

[gilded blade]

The best one is this really sweet Australian autistic guy who is obsessed with race cars and works with their version of NASCAR

[pastel quartz]

political exiles

[fallow trellis]

imagine supporting anybody except yourself

[uncut obsidian]

the w(hat)

[pastel quartz]

that sounds like a cool dude to watch on his adventures. In the show my moms watching i root for this dude with a weird blonde long hair in the back look going for him. I think he has Asperger’s. he had a sword on his wall and my mom was like why do they all have swords

[gilded blade]

My brother-in-law worked as a delivery driver for Domino's and he always had to carry a gun because of the dangerous areas he had to deliver to

[glad carbon]

did u ever get ur results back from the crohns test

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[crimson flame]

pog

[uncut obsidian]

i deliver on foot

[gilded blade]

Oh yeah! That guy! I don't think he ever finds somebody but he was really cool

[true sedge]

watch it

[gilded blade]

Delivering to houses in the US South will make you extremely paranoid

[true sedge]

wire like 3rd best show ever made

[pastel quartz]

Curious to hear Jim fear’s best and second best show ever made

[uncut obsidian]

also im surprised people actually leave tips here

[true sedge]

1. breaking bad
2. its always sunny

[pastel quartz]

never seen iasip

or a lot of staple tv shows like arrested development community the office etc

[lost epoch]

DO NOT REDEEM

[gilded blade]

There's this one episode where Frank and Charlie play a VR shooter game and Frank blasts a small child and he gets PTSD from it

[pastel quartz]

I don’t think you could have sold the show to me quicker

[true sedge]

i like every episode with the mcpoyles

[glad carbon]

watch uhh

parks and req

[pastel quartz]

you doing a strip tear

Oh, parks and req too I guess

Maybe both? 😊

[glad carbon]

both yeah

[gilded blade]

https://youtu.be/cDFmW4WRFPM?feature=shared

[eager igloo]

It's like Ну, погоди!

[pastel quartz]

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF FURY???? HE WHO DIRECTED SUCH MASTERWORK, HAD A PART IN THIS? I cannot cope

[glad carbon]

the guy who directed suicide squad ????

not the good one

i saw some movie teasers that looked way better than the movie I was stuck watching

furiosa and dune 2 look pretty good

the one for argyle was really mid

idk why they made like 30% of the movie trailer about spies about some random-ass cat

[pastel quartz]

How the mighty have fallen

[river robin]

Guys I can’t sleep and I’m going to a concert tomorrow help
Someone come club me like a baby seal and knock me out, I’ll accept the head trauma.

https://tenor.com/view/stillesque-gif-25544894

[glad carbon]

@pastel quartz

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1201082754218078248/image0.jpg?ex=65c8867b&is=65b6117b&hm=e5e163c90ef5f38c777c8f2bfa5d96c6e7b045d19cbc75c17157b92ef4869d9e&

[storm stream]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1751366243016225264

thats how it felt like

[river robin]

Real cat hours

I’m so fucking tired.

Pic unrelated

[ocean pulsar]

https://fxtwitter.com/HeadExposure/status/1751347162653364695

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1201073036481269790/IMG_3251.png?ex=65c87d6e&is=65b6086e&hm=5f34722ea65c49b64e499351d0ae16f45677cb80488bddb502b153b45a7a17f1&

[river robin]

They hated him for he spoke the truth

[solar obsidian]

@fading shuttle

[ocean pulsar]

Hey apfel

[pastel quartz]

Don’t face with raised eyebrows me @solar obsidian im showing Frog my favourite movie Tarzan

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476894045937664/1200995053586366614/JwQzsoZc1TJBBMh6.mp4?ex=65c834ce&is=65b5bfce&hm=efbc8e2c618f41e6846eec2f44fb77b6ca36dcaa4d646ad4f333c127038d0c13&

[glad carbon]

idk I like the atlantis one more

[fallow trellis]

VIDEOGAMES ARE BAD because violence

[river robin]

Look what you’ve done to me

[fallow trellis]

you did that to yourself

legit skill issue

[glad carbon]

video games are bad because they suck

[pastel quartz]

Does that mean I’m bad?

[glad carbon]

bad bitch yeah

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/336402396026765313/1200952478133395557/Frog_Surprise.mp4?ex=65c80d27&is=65b59827&hm=cc3ad73112d8b4b82ed674fef7008efd0845295d6a481d80f4c14af9110004e3&

[pastel quartz]

:3

[river robin]

[glad carbon]

:3

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172360905535799307/1201043601287827476/potatos.mp4?ex=65c86204&is=65b5ed04&hm=7a89ef7052d8d56447a86e0e4c5c7ffa6f22d13bebb9ee681462882cafa180f5&

my 2nd favorite swimmers

[ocean pulsar]

forbidden cheese puffs

[river robin]

Frog vending machine but the frog got stuck so he had to bang it some to get it loose.
Technology is bad okay.

[ocean pulsar]

real

[river robin]

Technology will scam you out of your rightfully purchased frog

Never forget that

[ocean pulsar]

technology will make you think that instead of a frog you need a dog

[river robin]

REAL

[ocean pulsar]

the deceit of the post industrial world seeps into your deepest psyche

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scratching-my-nuts-gif-16799734835953594490

[fallow trellis]

oh yeah explain this then dickwad

[river robin]

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been disastrous for mankind

Anyways you should bomb a building.
In Minecraft.

[ocean pulsar]

gotta build it first

[river robin]

Specifically a government one
In Minecraft.

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-berg-cat-orange-cat-swimming-gif-25177582

[fallow trellis]

good argument

[river robin]

Buoyancy

[ocean pulsar]

oh yeah gotta show off my progress on the harbor before working for another 12 hours today

[glad carbon]

what does dickwad mean

[ocean pulsar]

a wad of dicks

[glad carbon]

wad from a dick or wad of dicks

[river robin]

It’s a wad of dicks, you dickwad.

[ocean pulsar]

it's a wad of dicks cock wipe

[fallow trellis]

good argument but I look like this and you look like this

[solar obsidian]

anvils in mercury be like

[glad carbon]

do u even mew

[glad carbon]

mfw i dropped my anvil but thankfully it only landed in mercury

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/fku-stfu-punching-baby-gif-12138973

[river robin]

Its my favorite reaction image btw

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-phone-leventkirca-olacakokadar-iski-gif-10105966

[ocean pulsar]

ashamed to say I had to take inspiration for the crane arm because I'm lobotomized for smaller things in mc

but this is the progress for now

[lunar brook]

gunpowder awaits.

[ocean pulsar]

yep

pretty happy with how my stand came out tho

[solar obsidian]

@ocean pulsar, so good

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1155898479428767778/1195374235242213376/eyy_u_know_what_im_saying.gif?ex=65b3c202&is=65a14d02&hm=1e1a8470ae4aad3b391cd6135b5dbf702765b8c9ea4412a44b911e0751a8c43b&

[pastel quartz]

I thought the guy was going to say she is 18huh like quegmire

[narrow lotus]

nice what are u selling

carnati de pork

[ocean pulsar]

langosi

[fresh rose]

Coconut

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-mad-rock-cute-squint-eyes-gif-1527158283964677241

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/gallery/yw3KIiq

[river robin]

French 🤢

[stone blade]

Gm

[glad carbon]

hi ivan

[river robin]

It’s 4am gn

Sleep attempt 3

[inland jackal]

youtube shorts has gone mad

im getting sex shorts wtf

and family guy

[eager igloo]

Tf are sex shorts

[inland jackal]

i wouldnt want to share

[glad carbon]

are those like jorts

[inland jackal]

kinda yea

they dont fit much

[glad carbon]

a zipper in the ass

[pastel quartz]

yess

killing soldiers at the bridge

always fun

with pmm of course

[toxic sundial]

Y'all ever just lose the juiciest raid of your life to some bullshit

[uncut obsidian]

gm

[glad carbon]

fucked up

you head was basically in the barrel of it too

[toxic sundial]

The door wasn't even open tho 😭

[eager igloo]

Ivan alooo

[glad carbon]

it barely opened

enough for the gun to poke thru

then it opened more and blocked the gun

there was like 1 frame where the gun wasn't blocked and the ai shot then

[toxic sundial]

Still some bullshit, ain't no excuse for scavs to be pushing doors and one tapping in a single frame

[glad carbon]

yeah

game sux

[toxic sundial]

Tru

Frens got out tho

[rancid iris]

you must be new to tarkov if that’s what concerns you

[glad carbon]

gn chat

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[toxic sundial]

That's a load of horseshit

[rancid iris]

bring back terminator scavs shooting through solid earth at you from a full mile away

or invisible scavs

or invisible raiders

[toxic sundial]

We had raider loot, waiting for train

[rancid iris]

oh dont get me wrong, it’s bullshit

but that is such an old part of that dumpsterfire game

they rebreak the scav AI every update💀

[final cedar]

I mean you stood right in front of the door

wait till they add grenade logic to their NPCs

[rancid iris]

they already have it

[toxic sundial]

How would he have known I was there?

[final cedar]

what since when

[rancid iris]

fucking professional baseball pitchers are jealous of how they fucking throw those things

[final cedar]

ooh

[toxic sundial]

The door isn't even open when he shoots

Also he hit my neck with HP, I had neck armor

[final cedar]

oh you didn't VOIP ingame but with some 3rd party?

[rancid iris]

countered by bugged bullet frag chance

[rancid iris]

[toxic sundial]

That's what I figured,I already know about that bullshitery

[final cedar]

I wonder if the ingame mic attracts non player scavs

should right?

[toxic sundial]

We were in discord talking

[pastel quartz]

like voip attracts zombies in PZ?

[final cedar]

figured

voip in PZ?

[pastel quartz]

yea its proximity based

[final cedar]

man I'm like half a decade behind on all this

coo

[toxic sundial]

Don't get updated, never play tarkov again

[final cedar]

that's some bullshit

[pastel quartz]

you should continue being out of touch until the next big update

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to serannanas

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

why is you pfp the pedophile from HxH

[toxic sundial]

The next update will completely fix the game for sure

[final cedar]

BSG is russian ain't it?

[pastel quartz]

collab with the homies

[toxic sundial]

Ye

[final cedar]

before next update all the devs will be

https://tenor.com/711y.gif

mhmm unrelated draft beer

[toxic sundial]

Mhm yes continue?

What will they be

[final cedar]

I lost the plot

gone in the sauce

it's like all my braincells are conscripts sent into machine gun fire

[toxic sundial]

I think general Sam said it best when he speculated that tarkov was designed to get Americans to off themselves

Big psyop

[final cedar]

big if true

[pastel quartz]

why americans specifically? wouldn't anyone who plays eft commit sudoku?

except Iedy who has abandoned real life and moved into tarkov fr

[final cedar]

they seen what the CIA does with creating school shooters and decided they'd offer some humanitarian aid and make them kthemselves before

[inland jackal]

marked one?

[stone blade]

Gm myshinka

[stone blade]

Gm alo

[lunar brook]

see thats the secret solution to eft being unplayable because you get matched against veterans - you become the veteran, and now its playable

[eager igloo]

Bcs you accept game is trash?

[lunar brook]

no, because you skill and thousands of hours of experience your way through every downfall of the game

but hey thats just a theory

a gaaaame theory

kill me

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[crimson flame]

turu

[inland jackal]

He's so real for that

You fellas happen to want the entire dracula flow series in one video?

[inland jackal]

Give it like 5 minutes to upload

[fresh rose]

Thats just a excuse tho

[lunar brook]

its an excuse when youre NOT the guy youre describing

[fresh rose]

The matchmaking is shit because there is no matchmaking algorithm, it just throws ppl into the map they are queueing for

[lunar brook]

exactly, but guess what

what if YOU

are number one

what if YOU

are a 2k hours sweat

thats my whole point

i bet the game is actually playable if thats the case

[fresh rose]

Me when i (have 5k hrs for example) get thrown into a lobby with dumbasses who just bought the game (they have 20 minutes play time), kill them all, I realize that there is no reward because I got matched against newbies, no self satisfaction, and the newbies say the game is shit and quit for the day, high propability that they dont launch it again, and they uninstall a week later

Would rather be matched into ppl of my own skill level than somebody whos played the game permanently and is dwelling in their basement playing tarkov like its a job

[fresh rose]

It is and thats ass imo

[lunar brook]

for the game probably

but i wasn’t even talking about the game

i was talking about Iedy lol

broken phone moment

[fresh rose]

Iedy is mentally deranged

He has like 5k hrs

And then he showed another game he has 5k hours on

Literal grinder

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-power-walk-reverse-gif-walking-billion-dollar-strut-gif-13389984

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-jimmy-mcgill-suit-style-business-gif-23844651

[lunar brook]

he BECAME the basement dweller, now game good, solved

[fresh rose]

Tbh iedy probably played tarkov since its release i wouldnt be surprised

[lunar brook]

this gif would be fire as “hello chat” meme

[inland jackal]

The player getting better isn't an excuse to not fix a shit matchmaking system

[fresh rose]

Nikita doesnt care

[oblique spire]

Use it as a hello chat gif but without the hello chat

ez

[lunar brook]

YES IT ISNT, IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GAME THOE

[oblique spire]

[lunar brook]

literal fucking broken phone phenomena going on in this chat today

[inland jackal]

Iedy is just crazy

[fresh rose]

Go into office twice per year, dont play your own game, congratulate christmas and easter to coworkers, dont show up at studio/office for the rest of the year

Be like nikita

[inland jackal]

Vro was in the rubber room

[oblique spire]

Ledy? who's Ledy

[lunar brook]

every time i type my concusion/joke another dude who didn’t see what i was talking about it reads just that sentence and thinks im defending the videogame lol

[inland jackal]

Oops, I forgot it's an I not an l

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-jimmy-mcgill-suit-style-business-gif-23844651

[lunar brook]

♻️ ive seen this one before

[fresh rose]

My patrick gif got deleted

No....

Im dead

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[lunar brook]

fake and false

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-lalo-salamanca-gif-13796725002233079362

[lunar brook]

Why is Lalo Salamanca rizzin

[oblique spire]

REALLLLL

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126886027869573151/1177356265056374854/speed.gif?ex=657b6ff7&is=6568faf7&hm=69021d254fae03f3db181785be72c8d2abd247129b5d3572d181201b49033919&

[oblique spire]

Lalo is simply the best character in BCS honestly

[inland jackal]

I'm just Poptarted, okay?

[fresh rose]

No no

[oblique spire]

Yes you fucking poptart thats right

you are poptarted

[fresh rose]

He is wrong cause he typed a real thing in brainfart and expected not to have ppl with brain off typing at him

Boo this guy

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-tomatoes-spongebob-meme-gif-26952964

[lunar brook]

i call your bluff - you don’t have the mental capacity to actually boo

your in brainfart how could you

[fresh rose]

Ur right i was gonna drive a suv into your living room while you were watching tv

Wtf he caught me

[lunar brook]

jokes on you i never watch tv

the propaganda box

[fresh rose]

The suv will find a way

[oblique spire]

except you were gonna slam into the wrong house and kill a family of 4 eating dinner

[fresh rose]

Win win situation

[oblique spire]

true

[inland jackal]

Reminds me of the guy who rammed his car through a police station

[tulip ravine]

https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/1751559594457845856?s=20

Troll Football (@TrollFootball) on X

Marcus Rashford can't do his goal celebration on the field, so he's doing it at parties.

Twitter · Jan 28, 2024, 10:55 AM

[fresh rose]

That was me

[tulip ravine]

[inland jackal]

Yea you would

[tulip ravine]

I mean fair play the guys making 15.6 million a year

But still funny

[inland jackal]

"As for you, old friend, the darkest pits of hell have opened to swallow you whole"

Same vibes

[fresh rose]

Wtf walley abt to die

[inland jackal]

Fr tho, that can't be good for the environment... Or smell good for that matter

[quaint ore]

Yeah

[crimson flame]

terraforming earth to be inhospitable be like

[stone blade]

go outside
dead pigeon
nearby fence broken

classic

[inland jackal]

here its like that but with dead cats and random car parts on the road

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/to-zajebiscie-piernik-chrismtas-ta-gif-24403400

[robust cove]

prawda

[ocean pulsar]

in the almost two years that I've moved here I've seen two cats get run over in front of my house while I'm there

[pastel quartz]

I've seen too many cats decorating the streets with their guts to keep track

[ruby minnow]

in the past 2 years i have only seen 1 dog ran over by a car

[pastel quartz]

kinda miss the packs of stray dogs, at least they'd keep the streets clean

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bFDEy.gif

[final cedar]

1.0L eco boost

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/A3cTDWc_zw4

[oblique spire]

based

[inland jackal]

in my 20 years, in front of my house about 5 cats were victims of cars

3 were mine

[ocean pulsar]

f

[pale ingot]

you havent seen what happened to plummcorp

the plummcorp lore is crazy

[ocean pulsar]

It's rough especially if the streets are narrow with cars parked on either side, someone just speeds by and the cats don't have any time to react

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1201137265133494273/VID_20240128_090807.mp4?ex=65c8b940&is=65b64440&hm=a4b7a550adb862bdb981186b9f629209eae6f2edacc80fd5f9ceed7695e65c28&

[stone blade]

I am this eepy

[austere shadow]

[final cedar]

CEO was a bad boy

[austere shadow]

Literally me

[pale ingot]

the thai overlord

[final cedar]

he owns many businesses and many people

[uncut obsidian]

tiktok moment

[pale ingot]

he bought the company for 900 billion

[final cedar]

think I'm dying

[pale ingot]

he is #1 businessman in all of asia (he knows what he's doing)

[pale ingot]

thug it out

dont tell nobody what u goin through they dont really gaf

[final cedar]

just finished my workout like 30 min ago and I'm pushing a fever

everything hurts

[pale ingot]

thug it out if ur heart explodes just walk it off

[pastel quartz]

nah you're fine

walk it off and do it again

[final cedar]

no fr there's no influenza going around and I just started heating up for no reason

[pastel quartz]

what happened bruh

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/3d6m.gif

[pale ingot]

ive been getting fevers on and off every so often these past few weeks

i just thug it out

[pastel quartz]

yes

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bSUvO.gif

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/thug_hunter-gif-23670157

[pastel quartz]

thats the solution to most situations

[final cedar]

think I'm gonna rub olive oil on my pecs, they'll get a nice crispy crust if I get any hotter

[pastel quartz]

jesus did you overwork yourself

[pale ingot]

half the time i dont even realize i have a fever ngl

i think i might have one right now

[final cedar]

gonna take a nap with an apple in my mouth like those cartoon pig roasts

[pale ingot]

idgaf though

https://tenor.com/view/bojdrak-gif-25404943

[final cedar]

you built different? Is this shit anything to you?

[slender rock]

Well that's that

[pale ingot]

this shit aint nothing to me man

im built DIFFERENT

[pastel quartz]

down bad

literally

[pale ingot]

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he saw was the price tag on 'em. Slowly faded into darkness, I let the archangels take him.

[toxic sundial]

Down good

[final cedar]

dude stop, I'm gonna pass out laughing

[pale ingot]

This shit ain't nothing to me man.

[final cedar]

flipped a whole brick into an empire

[pale ingot]

They must have amnesia, they forgot I'm him.

[quaint ore]

"How many Russian tiktokers do you need to screw in a lightbulb"

[pale ingot]

when that pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis hits

[ocean pulsar]

hey metro

[final cedar]

hello

[ocean pulsar]

how goes it

[final cedar]

how far is your harbour

[ocean pulsar]

uhh it's aight touched it up before work today I can repost a screenshot

[final cedar]

pretty good, think I caught a flu or smth

[pastel quartz]

long

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1201088514524196864/2024-01-28_09.54.47.png?ex=65c88bd9&is=65b616d9&hm=d0f9976af607cb48f51c5eed12c2968cf9be6b40ead9bccf1a8362f39afd4e2a&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1201090419266703451/2024-01-28_09.png?ex=65c88d9f&is=65b6189f&hm=30238c2126d8980b18a1e846c0e8075cf721a530a2b4e249c2b24317b9e1d65d&

crane isn't original I just modified it a decent bit

[final cedar]

looks preem

cozy

[pale ingot]

its a song from some metal band with an even longer name. i dont even listen to it i just know the name of the song

[ocean pulsar]

yeah I'm liking it as well just need to work on the lighthouse it doesn't look right to me for some reason

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-ways-to-die-dumb-basilthefolf-gif-6502048868687852701

[final cedar]

is that lighthouse made of coloured brick or wool?

[tulip ravine]

Evening

[ocean pulsar]

terracotta

[final cedar]

neat

[tulip ravine]

We lost at football

Last min winning goal nd all

Absolute dreadful performance

[pastel quartz]

this question is....reminding me of a certain quote from a bald guy, also known for human trafficking and lives in romania

[ocean pulsar]

basescu obv

allegedly

[pastel quartz]

no

remember and rotate?

[pale ingot]

what color is your harbour

[pastel quartz]

ah thats the guy

[oblique spire]

Iron Harvest goes hard

[pastel quartz]

yep

[ocean pulsar]

probably ceausescu then

[final cedar]

is that the steampunk WW1 mech game?

[oblique spire]

yes

[inland jackal]

lol frenchie is destined to be in breinfart

[pastel quartz]

no, bald kickboxer dude

[tidal trellis]

hi chat :)

[ocean pulsar]

yeah ceausescu

[final cedar]

post screens

[pastel quartz]

who owns a buggati

[oblique spire]

its a fucking banger

[ocean pulsar]

literally what I'm saying

[oblique spire]

i picked up the deluxe edition for 10 AUD

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bZwoH.gif

[oblique spire]

sale on steam rn

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-do-the-flop-everybody-do-the-flop-gif-26786270

[tidal trellis]

yes hi

w

[inland jackal]

i usually press that button when a coworkers machine isnt working and im passing by

[oblique spire]

The boys

also, you know that polish bear that served in ww2?

He's in the game.

[inland jackal]

so they just start looking at the solutions

[inland jackal]

last thing they do is check the button

[pastel quartz]

"what color is your buggati?"

lmao

[final cedar]

PEBMAC

[ocean pulsar]

stop it with the ceausescu quotes

[mystic bluff]

what colour is your dictatorship

[pastel quartz]

wrong romanian guy

this guy is british but lives in romania

[final cedar]

sounds about right tho

[ocean pulsar]

oh basescu

[final cedar]

I think ceausescu is correct

[ocean pulsar]

might be johannis

[pale ingot]

what color is your mobility scooter

[pastel quartz]

how many....

what

[inland jackal]

jbg

[ocean pulsar]

basescu the bald guy

kickboxer

[uncut obsidian]

how hungry...

[pale ingot]

Oh man, I could eat a....

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-horses-gif-19635108

[pale ingot]

A......

[pastel quartz]

okay how about this, british guy who lives in romania, does streams with adin ross and sneako

[final cedar]

how many weight units are you currently?

[ocean pulsar]

so johannis

make up your mind

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

I MEAN ANDREW TATE, BALD KICKBOXER, HUMAN TRAFFICKER, AND LIVES IN ROMANIA GUY

[final cedar]

I'm too tired for this anyways
seeyalater boyos

[pastel quartz]

ahh fucking hell

[mystic bluff]

tristan tate?

yea true

[final cedar]

christian state

vatican

[pastel quartz]

and rotate

[ocean pulsar]

nah klaus johannis is his name though you got it wrong

bald romanian kickboxer

[placid sail]

get well soon metro

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-gif-26362109

this mf

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bP1Y4.gif

[ocean pulsar]

so you're back at basescu

[placid sail]

if you gonna start posting tate content I'm gonna sic Falco at you

[pale ingot]

thug it out

[placid sail]

bad french

no

[pastel quartz]

known for making mysoginist remarks on stream

[inland jackal]

alo madi

[ocean pulsar]

right

[ocean pulsar]

basescu

[pastel quartz]

What the hell

is this

[ocean pulsar]

the bald romanian dude

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[pastel quartz]

renner doesnt know who and rotate is

[placid sail]

don't care

[lunar brook]

should he?

[placid sail]

no tate here

[ocean pulsar]

he keeps posting influential romanian politicians and is gas lighting me

[placid sail]

even brainfart has standards

[lunar brook]

why should anyone seek out info about degenerates

its for the better honestly

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is this black magic

[final cedar]

quick questionaire, does anyone have a clue what french maja is talking about?

[pastel quartz]

to remind themselves to never go that low

[ocean pulsar]

ex romanian presidents

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-tate-andrew-toxort-hu-gif-26567443

[lunar brook]

andrew tate, for some reason

[ocean pulsar]

but he keeps flip flopping between them

[lunar brook]

weirdchamp

[placid sail]

not really but I'm out of the loop on all those internet influencers anyway

[pastel quartz]

this childish mf

[final cedar]

who's andrew tate

[ocean pulsar]

not cool calling a mod childish

[placid sail]

I am telling Aldo all about you when he's back

[pale ingot]

erm ackshualyl he's ultra based

[pastel quartz]

no.

[uncut obsidian]

A drew plate? Didn't know he could draw

[final cedar]

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1179152198446362786/AutoMemes-1.gif?ex=6578be0f&is=6566490f&hm=47d89b1cefdf2b51ac570f2c462ba1d5bd0e5411694dc33586ed8a84185d66ed&

[inland jackal]

why dont many russians learn english

[uncut obsidian]

why ask me

[ocean pulsar]

because you're english

[inland jackal]

why not

[lunar brook]

i stood up and applauded while tears rolled down my cheeks when he said “women bad”

[pastel quartz]

why is john wick threatening me

[uncut obsidian]

no im chinese

[ocean pulsar]

damn lore

[inland jackal]

he wants to take your breath

[final cedar]

weird how it's a natural instinct almost, to clown on the pregnant ladies online

[uncut obsidian]

🫃

[placid sail]

country-wide "everyone outside is enemy" mentality firmly impressed into masses which are pretty dumb to realize the benefits anyway + anyone with half a brain actually know it

[lunar brook]

i mean

and this is where im gonna end my thought

[final cedar]

I think it's terrible how they behave, the other week I got banned of a facebook mommy group because I mentioned that breastfeeding your 5 year old is kinda weird

[placid sail]

your best take so far

[pale ingot]

exahjklty

[pastel quartz]

I maybe french but I'm not Marquis Vincent Bisset de Gramont

[pale ingot]

he's to baseijtd he had to serve jail time for human trafficking

[pastel quartz]

calm down john wick

[ocean pulsar]

anyway @pastel quartz thanks for the that was hilarious

I gotta go back to work

[pastel quartz]

real

[final cedar]

you send one isis video into their telegram chat and they report your account for "promoting hate" ... utterly ridiculous

[placid sail]

my very old friend from school times is currently pregnant and she's a living example of the condition itself not being the reason for the mommies to be insane as they are, they're just dumb, because she's still sane

[pastel quartz]

a question, do you take public transport?

[final cedar]

exactly, which is why I think it's tragic kids have to grow up with a mother like certain insane people

[lunar brook]

don’t check dms its cringe

i like you, dont come to dms tomorrow

[placid sail]

eh people are dumb anyway what's new

[pastel quartz]

cause that hate for pregnant women likely stems from being forced to give up your seat for them

[placid sail]

what's up with weirdos dming for no reason recently, first maja clone, now you

[lunar brook]

which maja clone

[final cedar]

[lunar brook]

you know how little that narrows it down?

we got like 10 at the same time

[final cedar]

question, are you fucking stupid?

[pastel quartz]

possibly

[inland jackal]

pregnant women are submarines

[final cedar]

you think offering a seat to a person obv. needing it makes you despise them?

[placid sail]

the biggest conspiracy of all time.

men hate women because eventually women get pregnant, and men have to give up their seats in public transport for them.

[final cedar]

they also got mammaries

[pastel quartz]

I know some poeple like that

[midnight cloud]

KILL

[pastel quartz]

but whatever

[inland jackal]

double kill

[midnight cloud]

TRIPLE KILL

[final cedar]

M-M-Monster KILL

[midnight cloud]

GODLIKE

[lunar brook]

RAMPAGE

[final cedar]

[lunar brook]

who are we killing?

go on, answer

type it

type what came to mind

[placid sail]

I know a guy who firmly believes that slavic people originate from a different planet and were flying on boats in the ancient times on Earth, but it's not that indicative of the whole situation you know

some people are just fucking dumb

[inland jackal]

enemies

[midnight cloud]

Bad people (absolutely innocent bystanders)

[final cedar]

nice try

[lunar brook]

[final cedar]

call me roe v wade cause I'm about to leave a trail of dead babies

[placid sail]

speaking of dumb people and weird takes, holy shit kolender, never dm me again you absolute animal

what in the nine divines is that

[pastel quartz]

what did bro do

to get a reaction this bad

[lunar brook]

i sent 2 moguses

[midnight cloud]

We smokin them 100% baby zaza! This shit aint nothin to me man

[lunar brook]

wdym this is his default reaction to everything

[inland jackal]

theres a dog nearby

i think its a huge deal

[placid sail]

I will not discredit kolender by saying what he typed (I would like to see him make even worse of a blunder in public and enjoy the show)

[final cedar]

I'm freebasing adrenochrome up in this bee hive

[midnight cloud]

Drop me in a pit of blunts and ill come out faded harder than christ respawning

[lunar brook]

you really think im that smart huh