#🎪bruh-fart
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God dangit I wish we had a map
Does any of you know what the coords are for the Brainfart house on the mineycrafty server?
Wait we have a Minecraft server?
Ye, check pins
well there's a map mod
I don't remember the cords
I can log on in like 15min
Or 30
I can hear this image
5* Goth GF
"I can fix her"
Cringe, overused, braindead.
"I can make her worse" bad, does she not get a choice?
"She can make me worse" big brain, egalitarian, respectful
what about "she can fix me"
"We can make each other worse"
sheeeeesh
which ultimately results in us doing a bonnie and clyde
Too close to fixing meaning snip snip but sure
Wat
What happens to dogs
she gonna cut yo balls off
What if i die rn
you will be remembered
not like you need em anyways, but yeah

I can’t fix her.
Well not forever

you don't know that
here's my cat marveling at the sight of my water bottle
Luv that bottle
romanias best water
Heres a pic of me trespassing
Do they make them in hard plastic for multiple use?
Well until it dissolves
I dont know what hard plastic is but they are reusable if that's what you mean
is this what you saw after getting raptured
Enjoy microplastics in your brain
I was born with those
Yummy bpa
you mean microplastics in fish?
No
I dont think there can be fish in microplastics
brother stop fast traveling everywhere and enjoy the view for once
that's a view
are you just posting pictures that other people are sending you or something
No these are pics i took
so you are teleporting everywhere
No i got these in my gallery
we posting pictures?
Not anymore
well yes that's where pictures are kept when you teleport everywhere
heres pictures of the new place my brother found for his paintball group
looks really nice
Oh no some states are backing Texas up at the border
what does this mean for the world
that's puma
Dunno, same with all current events. It depends on how far it escalates
America might get a little messy and iffy with outside commitments
well I said the world
I dont care about america
Read outside commitments
Literary comprehension is important
Probably nothing, but who knows when someone might decide to use the big stick
god help us
I own the world
romania is allied with nato so
Tarkov stashes at level 1 be like
Who sold it to you?
The man
technically if something happens to America we are forced to care
The one who sold the world
Miachel jordan
unfourtunately
As told in the popular song
Yeah that's just how it's gotta be, better us than someone worse though

did you take this one too?
Vaseline for tactical buttsex
you teleported so much you shrunk to the molecular level
microdcoping
micro coping
No opiate 😔
and that one mod map from teardown
Guten morgen
Gute nacht
mozzarella balls
if they don't wanna eat meat sure whatever
but milk and eggs makes no sense
you don't abuse or kill animals for milk or eggs
Jerking off cows for a living
ok but that's just how it is
but they dont understand the fact of they need to change the system for non abusive production
literally dumbest side of them
I don't produce the fucking plastic nor the milk so they should be angry to people who industrialize these things
sometimes we just gotta realize that we're on the top of the food chain and that gives us the natural right to rule over the other species with an iron fist
not me or you
we are the top of the fucking world
Be angry at the faceless mega corporations
Ok dr breen💀
Nature is tho
yeah and we rule that
We don’t
And if we build too many we die
We can’t live without nature
yeah but we rule nature
We don’t
yeah but we rule it
We depend upon nature
and think we can rule the fucking nature
if it rules us why doesn't it stop us from destroying it
It does
than climate crisis starts and we fucked up
In the form of oxygen
actually we need to stop these times
We destroy too many trees and pur oxygen dwindles
Nature rules us
because we are fastening the world warming (I donno the term of this in english) and also reducing the population of different species
and also different species of bugs comes to different countries and fucks the plants
such as grasshoppers eating all of your corn or other things
Portal is good
i like the version with vine booms after everything he says
and it also perfectly cuts off after the last one
i stole the game footage from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SUWirDGJZc
(i was too lazy to install the game)
meme review
My charger just randomly started making expensive noises wtf
240w
It sounds like arcing around a circular thing
One time I was charging my phone and I plugged it out and my charger started smoking and stopped working
I've had a laptop charger blow up on me
that means it works
In school
Bro it worked without that noise
Im scared of my lipo battery exploding
now you have audio confirmation
Whoops
calm down falco
It was the wrong gif
That's not meant to be like that
you know
Tf
we can always become drug dealers
And of girls

see what’s crazy is it’s still the guy, which is still too close💀
we shall see what the brainfart guardians decide
Nuhuhnuhuhnuhuh
Summon them
My charger just did shit
grenat
Wtfwtf
Thats the guy who muted me cause i kept sending 🤫🧏♂️
British when seing unstolen culture
GIWTWM
mood gorning
Switch 'oo' and 'or' I dare you
or oo
kurwa
I'm not teenager anymore I'm twinkty
Twink death is coming
then I will go out and do hookah(nargile) and book reading about anti kemalism
how are u
Not being american is crazy💀💀💀😭😭😭
i will have some breakfast
I need to say I love reading something compelety against our culture thats why I read those books
and then go out to bully some communists and refugees
It feels like 10 bloodsucker and 10 psyguy following me while I only have a knife
Fr
not the communists
yeah not being retarded is definitley crazy
Ikr
bully the entire political guys
even the kemalists because the fun comes from doing 1 v all
after bullying communists i will go to the mountains and howl
I will go mountains and talk with my hewals
then I'll betray them and kill everyone
with my super duper aks
yellow bags are free after all
I don't care I don't pay them
It looks like a goblin went thru the glass
No it looks line the upper body of a vampire
Maybe
🧛
Damn man they have refugees in turkey?
a lot of them
Who would want to go to such a shithole
My channel is dedicated to national anthems, patriotic songs, hymns, folk songs, This is the link to my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/6ntkGv3YZE
@narrow lotus PITCHKU TI MATERI
I'm not but hello
Damm it and i thought you were Bulgarian
I'm half romanian
He really fooled me this guy
maybe I did maybe I didn't
Pula mea
Pula mea ie mare
Mi-am ucis tatăl
bastard
I hate that I can recognize that music
Also, PICTURED: warthunder's youtube guy in the basement after being beaten within an inch of his life after trying to escape
:flag_bg: Bulgarian (български език)
⬇️
qj pishki
little mining
yes it is
#sikik_gang
Vampire: Come over to dark valley
Tourist: Can't, I need to find artefacts.
Vampire: I'm selling a Gauss Rifle for 800 Roubles.
Tourist:
I really felt it when kosher said "get these guys off my dick before I buy they ass a dildo"
really makes you think
49
yes
2 3 4 5 7 10 11 14 27 53
46
classic kolerder reply
Both
coriander never chill
you started with insults and then picked every honry one
what does this mean
hatefuck
real
the Smith slap
3 6 12 13 34 38 48 49
❤️
respectfully
fucks sake you're making me go through them agajn
idc
it's just all the hateful ones I'm guessing

ok scree this corny nonsense, the real question - what do you think is the single most hurtful one on that list?
wish there was one of them that just said romanian
49
none of them are hurtful for me cause I know they're either just not true or just funny
so I can't really say
40
stinky ass romanian
ok bulgar
Love you too
fuck you too
would
I love you too
wash ur straw bed
I notice a day doesn't go buy in here without some minor balkan racism
no its close enough tho
me when no catposting
make sure to clean the thatch in ur roof
Hi Frog Hi Ivan Hi weylin
hi ❤️
gn
Dearest brainfart. I am tipsy. Yours Truly, me.
fight with dad about religion
then youre banned from brainfart
also touched grass
then youre banned from twitter
also acquired a father figure
no no no
you are no longer a femboy
lies
what does this mean
I hate glass
What's a father figure?
📚 Father figure
An older male with whom you associate as [your adopted] father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.
This also commonly leads to [infatuation] with [older men] who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.

Something I don't have
I think it's a requirement for brainfart
can't have a father figure when that mf dead
new mic arrived yey
Courier car had one stop light broken and fender bent
and back bumper broken too
classic
I wish I could blame my issues withy father on him being dead. Nah he's a shithead
obamamaxxing
well same with mine
@solar obsidian stop playing that godawful hodd toward game this instant
no
omamaimacriminal
alo madi
alo
alo
Obamaxx
how you madi
im me
is Ivanko yes?
Ah, the classic option of "dead to me". A good choice
yes
new mic arrived with pop filter
you can use it as a pocket pussy
I regret saying that
do not the microphone Ivanko
That should have stayed in the drafts chief
he has the tendency to do or say something and consider it only weeks later
The last time a Balkan man thought something looked dildoesque it nearly ended up being an international incident
So, do not the microphone
hmm
he finally figured out how to make his skyrim streams on twitch breach one viewer limit
hot steamy sex with the mic
Ivanourath
Stop being a salty hater just bcs your chaturbate career flopped
my twink patreon is flourishing, thriving, racking millions by the minute
I've bought myself a diamond pony this morning and just cooked it alive
Why are you in russia still then
Butt-stallion?
does every food shop and restaurant in your city have a fast and reliable delivery service?
exactly.
she shelter on my fallout till i evict her
Yes
Oh ur playing that
nvm I'm moving to Poland and hitting that pavlussy then
Delight 
hello 
mid dirty talk, but you've got the spirit, keep working on that
it's like people living in africa and getting paychecks in USD
I will dig a comically deep hole under my doormat for you
joke's on you, I was planning to enter your household via ventilation shafts
that same cheap copy is probably going to kill it
Nah
Gas leak
my brother in bobr kurwa it's YOUR household
I fucking LOVE SMELLING GAS 
well that explains a lot
I LOVE THE SMELL OF POISENIOUS GASSES
I love being ra- a nice person :)
I never really realized that don omar is a big artist
Nothing like brainfart, homosexuality to threats of violence in a minute
show the honda
that's not palworld where's the guns
Where is the production line?
the dirt
I thought that was the main roblox page
it looks very similar
rusky
the only russian man I've listened to is sadsvit or whatever
and every time I listen to it I feel like I'm having a fever dream
literally what i was about to say
yeah we're both mentally ill
aka romanian
a lot of Romanians play roblox actually
all my friends do
and I've seen a lot in game
a lot of people
around the world
play roblox
yeah but it's unexpected for romania cause we suck
i play roblox because im a bit restarted. maybe a little acoustic?
well i see your problem
and roblox sucks so I guess it's fitting
you have 0 nationalist ideas
ive seen a surprising amount of romanians in roblox tbh
don't worry we are racist
proud of my country is a little hard
and we don't steal that much so that's a half half stereotype
it's got a few actual gems on the site but oftentimes they are dead games without a playerbase that have been long forgotten and you'll only find one such game every 3 months
the good games are dead cause the majority of players are edgy kids/teens that play the shitiest games
I LOVE BASSS TRACKKKS

true
hop on adopt me lilbro im gonna mog u with my pets I'm rich
disclaimer:ive never played adopt me in my life
mogging spree
I played adopt me like 2 years ago when it was still a game
even then I hated it
i played it a few years ago but basically for like 1 minute i didnt see shit
its so dookie
doodoo
like most games
hop on blox fruits thats a game i actually used to grind back when i was binging one piece
i had the roblox game open in one tab and watching one piece in the other
I also played Blox fruits admittedly
I didn't like one piece I just liked the game
till I realized it also sucks
everything was so mid i just quit watching one piece mid dressrosa
the grind becomes mind numbing
supposedly there's another "high quality" roblox one piece game in development called rell seas but i could not give less of a shit
thankfully I started playing actually good games outside of roblox and now whenever I do temporarily go back to it I play games that are decent
my addiction is recovering well
i still play shit games on it as time wasters
I've got a few good games in my favorites like kill john lennon
awesome
peak roblox game btw it got terminated once lmao
wonder why
i also have John F. Kennedy in my favorites
its a game where you assassinate the president 
I think my favorite roblox game to date is bulwark
The ninjas are at work
bulwark is a great game tbh
a game that's actually good and the devs don't suck
gg
maybe we'll battle once and I get my ass handed to me cause I kinda suck at the game
I still love it though
ive played some of the higher tier weapons before like executioner's axe or whatever it was called and it was fire asf
especially when i have the knowledge that mordhau bestowed upon me
holy art of dragging attacks
to delay
roblox kids never see it coming
I played mordhau for a bit before it disappeared from my account for some reason
I didn't get much from it
I sorta have chivalry 2 in my sights now
mordhau is a goated game tbh
game looks fire
I wanted to buy it again but I heard the community is like ultra toxic
and I ain't about that
I think I'm using the lil mace right now
it close to 1shots any player, like 1 hit and 1 kick and you win
shit I should go back to it
it's very satisfying to play the game cause most of the people who play it are somewhat mature
axe is ultra skillless but thankfully the people who use it are also all dogshit because its a fast attacking 2 shot weapon
that's what does it for me
wish i could peep my roblox home page rn ive got some neat games ive been plaung somewhat recently
theres one cool war game called frontline karelia actually
its high quality and fun to play overall@hot snow
give it a shot ig
im relatively high rank in it cause i play often
more like low rank but im not gonna mention that
leveling is performance based
like the better you do the more exp
so good system
pondering my roblox homepage rn hold on
ive actually only been playing dogshit time wasters recently i gotta get back into the good stuff
I've also been playing rdr2 and vintage story though tbf
nhii
animal abuse 
bro tried making money off it through patreon paywall of course nintendo ganked his ass
What a retard
imagine making a pokemon mod for the most currently visible game on the market AND paywalling it
I'd paywall you
and going "aw shit aw damn" afterwards
Slight grammar mishap
Yello
I could kill you
I'm always here to witness all your mistakes 
get a life nerd
You're the one with more hours in brainfart
nuh uh
Cat
Good will always triumph over evil
Does strangling cows to death in minecraft give you items?
Overpopulating a pen, I mean.
Or do I have to bust a move on some mfs
byeah
joima and stoima
somehow this jerma clip i uploaded for myself got 100k+ views. oops
source is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toDMu_QzPJI
go watch jerma985. i heard he chews worms live on stream
send it to me
i live at thug shaker central at konya
yo thats my cat
Ok so either a creeper showed up to the cow pen and I didn't notice em, OR, overcrowding causes explosions
Because somethin' exploded and let half the damn cows out
Had to kill em
probably creeper
i saw this byeah meme 5 years ago come on
Some chests exploded too 
byeah
it's not a meme it's a statement fool
byeah
ok
bbussing
bussin
non-player death drops items, but not xp
(this is the 2nd blunt)
get the third
slap some hoppers under the pen and collect the drops from your unethical pen
Jolly ol chum
actually that's a good idea
I remember some funni twitter acc with that pfp
No
never.
I dont use it anyway
that's why I said totally
when I say totally I'm always sarcastic
unless I state otherwise
is that jerma getting possessed
that's scout from tf2
thats jerma from jermacraft
I just wanna pluck out that loose feather
That's his dashcam
he must watch the seed closely
seeds
why 2
I dont get it
I'm not trying to send it twice its just duplicating
now that is a problem, idk what my health is anymore
there's 2 angry penguins trying to kill me now
so what did you do to get exiled
that's what they all say
yeah ok buddy
well you're here now
That is what they all say
enjoy having a brain aneurysm every time you come here
Press H
Sucks to suck I guess idk
lowkey a dick but aight
traffic jam
can't even spread it on toast
pfft lmao
aha
The pain of suffering from curly hair but wanting to keep it long....
Monolith soldiers be like
The falling of a noble soldier
Guys kill me
denied
Nooooo
Just restart game
youre capable enough why ask someone else lazy mfs istg
argh.
it seems that boy is turnin
dont watch it
the rest are “giga horny”
well i'm sure that you can determine a lot about it just by looking at clips and gifs

Because it will be more dramatic
hotel
Or I will wait for Halloween and do curt cobain cosplay
comments under ep1 wildin
Nvm I found something to libe

interesting....
bankrupt because he has mental health issues
it seems the modern agenda has taken a great youtuber, verbalase..
rest in piece
thanos beatbox man
adam driver if he was an eboy
@Thedog.
feller took a seat
who is that soundcloud rapper
And also this one when my depression started
This one is lil older (looks like lil older)

Boibussy lover
i got a request from my music teacher]
he wants me to sing some songs at the end of school
Sing hekimoğlu
Then sing pain in the kabir for him
Then the most based song named haydi ağzına al from dethkrüsh
backround looks like eastern europe
Nah thats pripyat outskirts
Background is odtü
The most based place in turkey
i mean bro is odtu as prestigeous as it was like 5 years ago
there is no doner guy that calls you boss in odtu
"for you I put extra"
unfortunate
Sadly not because the left is dying
The protests are decreased
You know my school burned the american counsellors car
I wish I was a student those years (literally died to a molotov or grenade)
@robust cove
🦫
Czego kurwa
Because of decreased protests we have many problems in school such as 300 meter cafeteria line
O bóbr, jaki zajebisty
p!translate en Czego kurwa
Czego kurwa
What the fuck
real
No, it's "what the fuck do you want"
again, youtube? with the usual "IT'S SO ZOEVER" when it's literally not?
i thought u'd like the mey mey 👉👈
guys it's SO OVER the FANS are totally LEAVING it's totally NOT A CLICKBAIT to bring my shitty channel to attention
bruh come on
this latest bugfix-only update will change the game forever, so joever
what else is new
the minecraft has fallen
millions must mine
billions.
Bussy discovers yotube slop
my youtube algo is fucking garbage for years
especially with the new 1-1k views video recomendations...
nah I've seen that shit a million times while I was still playing league and it was 'LEAGUE IS DYING' video every fucking year
i unironically clicked 1 view video once before realising my mistake
I guess I was just watching some minecraft vids recently so that stupid shit resurfaced in my recommends
my YT main page always has a short 4yo+ video
but it was to late, i was already ears deep in shit
and these music compilations recently
so the video was good?

i just cut myself
the edge man
wtf is a villain
in real life
last guy who clarified to be a villain died in 1945
literally getting invaded
@fierce jay
oh nah Hide Away got recommended to me
what is it? a game?
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Funni clip but 😔
Yessz billions
i hate fallout 4 so much i mod it out of being fallout 4
you wish you could
at the end of the day it's still just a reskin
yeah can't change the story
like look at this
it might not look like it
but its still the same fallout 4
but at least i don't need to report to preston after every mission now
Jesus fucking christ how hard did you wreck that FO4 engine
241 mods
and that's not even that much large of a number
people do 500
"it may look like a completely different game to you dear viewer, but you still need to go save that settlement I have marked it on your map"
this pic goes hard btw
fr tho the only thing telling me it's fallout 4 are those ugly ass containers on the right
if i removed the hud completely
you would say
this is like a new game

i like modding fallout 4
expect for the space it takes
30 gb the game itself
and added 70 or more from mods
Me fr
the thing that changes it the most is the forest mod
also the grass retex and more grass
I can't wait for the next bethesda fallout where the nuclear war hapened 100000000000 years ago, but everything is still dead as fuck and everyone lives in shanty towns
Modded fallout is better
They just fucking with guns for being aoutomatic
Decreasing damage for automatic guns
The most intelligent bethesda codder
Im not gonna talk about skyrim
Stealth archer he hr
Because sword play is fucked up
skyrim is the land of the sex mods
So you need to mod it a lot
its loverslab
I forgor the site name
This is what made me refund and the point at which I said fuck bethesda
give back the slab
wtf
I'm the carbomb
classic outskirts
anyone got a clue what it says?
It's the list of discord kittens
Keeping a list for discord nitro purposes
the last thing they shall see it the laser of my Ak ISG before getting magdumped with 5.45Hp
It says the same things. The things you hear when you enter the brainscorcher
can u actually break the camera like that? 
the lines
yes
i don't know about the red and white part
yeah
interesting
the laserpointer easyly fries the sensors on a cam
yes
it can be used to disable Govt cameras
they did it in hong kong
so unless the cams have a filter that blocks the Wavelengh of your laser
theyre fucked
even those 20€ ones that got like 1W of power
nvm
half a watt
forgot how much power a 1W laser actually has
i mean 5mA is the max the human eye can handle






