#🎪bruh-fart
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POV: You're a veteran stalker watching the fresh tourist trying to open a bottle of Vodka (He's an american who only drank canned beer).
Glass coke is a thing, and if the American doesn't know what a bottle opener is because he's never had glass coke, let the anomalies take him.
real
you are a spy aren't you :3
silly little redkisser
i approve the permission to drill your asshole
ayo
ive seen this before
hey she aint nude
lizard gyatt
hi
stalker what the fuck is this
yo mama
this is why we dont let you go bloodsucker hunting anymore
schleppa what a shame
i will peg you
pirate like
huh
😩
gex
🤏
insert signalis meme here
don't make me get the chance flared
signalis?
unflared >>>
depends
idk man nocturne kinda fire
bars
different dicks for different chicks
different size for different guys
also true
Just found out that this was Gosling's way of honoring Ryan McHenry who made the "Ryan Gosling wont eat his cereal" series who died of cancer a few years ago
so true
me when i fucking get you
yeah idk their new ones dont look interesting
ex-fucking-scuse me
you heard me
wow i cant believe i did that
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great game, go in completely blind
i dont care!
huh
huh duh
play it
why
i dont have time for that

🤫 🧏♂️
it has space robot lesbians
other than that its a survival horror game with a great story
i dont care!
care
Ferbdanoff
because its good
play me
hi
Hi Frog Hi uuu Hi Doodle
play gaem
hii
no im playing another
wonderful idea!😋
Take your pick of:
- Religious group is puppeting the world
- Every skin color I don't like is bad and evil and a sign of the end times
- The government keeps all the cool shit on the underside of the flat planet we live on (Including the aliens, who sometimes get confused because they have no sense of direction)
What schizophrenic class you taking?
all of them
homo
hey
But that's not one of the schizophrenic classes
That is though
i was correct, uuu is
they glow in the dark
See 3
The government glows in the dark because it's kinda dark and chilly on the underside of the flat earth
They wear luminescent vests
damn I have 2 memes i cant find
you re not
2 dimensional paper thin cardboard cutout of an anime character (androgenous male)
Warned IL Duce#1889 for: rape joke/meme
Warning: 1
damn
insert 1984 meme here
lol
It's not that shrimple
98% of my memes are illicit
Why do you think I keep reposting the same shit over and over
but that is like 90% of my humor is stupid edgy stuff that comes from childhood history of lack of funny
It's all I have 
uhh, schizophrenia
duh
show me
it was gif i sent u earlier
Well yeah but cmon that's just par for the course
the way out of this server?
swędzą mnie jaja
:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
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my balls itch
wait
Go Scratch them
correct
@dreamy flax swędzą mnie jaja
Oh, ale niechaj mię kunioować koleś. Co za buraczany problem z takimi pierdołami jak swędzące jaja? Może wziąłeś przysłowiową chujową kąpiel albo zakochałeś się w jakimś pasożytniczym rozdrapiwaczu? Polecam ci lepiej iść do lekarza, zamiast tracić czas na zadawanie takich bezsensownych pytań. Bo serio, czego się spodziewałeś, że powiem? "Oj, biedaku, pewnie straszną męką to dla ciebie, takie juckające jaja. Lepiej biegnij po maść i smaruj je, bo kto inny ci pomoże?" Weź się ogarnij, człowieku.
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Oh, but let me tease you, dude. What's the big deal with crap like itchy balls? Maybe you took the proverbial shitty bath or fell in love with some parasitic scratcher? I recommend you go to the doctor instead of wasting your time asking such pointless questions. Because seriously, what did you expect me to say? "Oh, poor thing, it's probably a terrible ordeal for you, having such eggs hanging around. You better run for some ointment and put some ointment on them, because who else will help you?" Get a grip, man.
youre ass
most of my memes ride the line so i don't post many
send it to me
rest in piece
😩
down bad
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read it like smashung
Is this the sound of my death or something
Why is this weirdly angelic music
yes
dont use r words
I’ll use whatever I want
based
how old are you
im interested
Older than you that’s for sure
i bet youre old
You type like a middle schooler craving attention
Everyone here is pretending to be over 18, but to be here you need to be -70 IQ, so everyone here is realistically about 5 years old, making this sentence very 🤨
You should. You look like a drooling retard with the way you type.
what do you expect this is maja # 24543553
it provides me entertainment to waste my life away
I expect them to shut the fuck and leave because that’s all I want from them

SMP online?
death threats
>Omori PFP
>Maja Clone
It's really that shrimple
how does it do that
you see
for real
clamplicated* ftfy redditor
No death threats have been said I’ve just repeatedly called you what you are: autistic
can we get a maja hate thread
Exactly, It's me who's making the death threats.
but youre not hating on me right
arent we all
this dude is incontinent
I’ll hate on you however I want to?
Dumbass
hm.
$ ping BrainFart69.aternos.me:41188
$ ping BrainFart69.aternos.me:41188
Response timed out. TTL = 64
Response timed out. TTL = 64
Response timed out. TTL = 64
Response timed out. TTL = 64
100% packet loss
turn off your proxy
Error, 404 braincell not found
He approaches
He scream when he do well
its 1.20.0 & 1.20.1
it's 1.20+
is the server online
no i tried to play it on 1.20.4
Maja clone is on the smp?
Server instantly ruined
that's probably the culprit which is why i asked in the first place
Try reconnecting
it said pigot 1.20.1
Keep in mind you're regionlocked if you're in China
No
(Good)
that's why i cant get on then, ez fix
will be in a minute
no lol
Can I get on this miney crafty gamey
What modifications are required
he'll yea
none
Check pins
theres optional proximity voice if you want it tho
takes everything literally
doesn’t understand shitposts
Yep you’ve got the tism bad.
try harder
i dont care
Proximity chat is for men who enjoy being spied upon by their governments
I am ungovernable
And an enjoyer of text based chats
Your responses say otherwise.
ok
You’re bad at lying
(I have crippling anxiety and can barely perform real life tasks)
LOL
hell yeah
you can at least hear others with it installed
im grabbing popcorn for this drama
srgt doesn't speak but he has it installed
give me 2 minutes
But I don't want to hear 30+ year old men use their soundboards
fantastic idea doodle
why didnt i think of this
Probably too busy Jelqing
Jalco
The jolco
He's French
Like the joker
🤮
🤢
🤢 French
french
🤢
jerko
🤢
🤢
French 🤢🤮
french
🤢
🤢
you are biased
based* ftfy
YIPPEEEEE
spiele meinkrafte und trink kola!!!! yippeeeeee!
Innocence
server offline again
Innocence lost
hi again
from now and then i would just ignore ryry
hes pathetic life aint worth my time
Scammed
So much for fortnite und trink kola
give me the credentials to the server box this instant
yeah guess fucking so
killing myself tonight
it's been real
eeeeeeeeeepiY
No Minecraft? Guess I’ll die
sucking the yippee back inside
Red message of death
interesting!😍
Yi-
Madi can you exile the maja clone from brainfart?
PEEEE
I love shitting in my gym bathroom because have very good air fresheners and I get to hear gym bros talk about gym shit
any reason why this would be happening
i can exile you
Lame mod as always
what country do you live in
bannd
Maybe it's your ISP blocking it
serv onlin
u damn spigot
what version are you on
MineyCrafty takes your Soul again

How do we do the downsyndrome grade
man FUCK yall (but let me play minecraft)
Idk how the official mc launcher works
Just use 1.20.1
just use Prism Launcher
look at this beautiful interface
automatically installs the loader and everything
im able to join ahahaha
haha teehee
teehee
wahoo
why so much DOF holy shit
literally blind
i like it
rubbed vaseline on eyeballs
cumeyes
on balls
Figures the maja clone would have retarded settings
rub icy hot on ur balls
my balls yearn for the destruction of france
im gonna install a minecraft alpha resource pack
absolutely based
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing em too and fro
Can you tie em in a knot?
Can you tie em in a bow?
I forgor the rest
i still play alpha and beta 1.7.3 sometimes
smooth lighting? smooth these nuts, respectfully
favorite version is beta 1.3
the bed update
I honestly cannot see the point in playing Mineycrafty alpha tbh
nostalgia
nostalgia
It’s nostalgia. No other real reason besides maybe some legacy mods.
You miss the 20% of the cool shit they added in, even if you have to deal with the 80% of the shit they added in that sucks balls
and it has a unique enviroment and some qualities, but yes its mainly nostalgia driven
like sprinting
weird
i hate that sprinting has to come with hunger
Was thinking more the cave update but yeah
cave update sucks though
People just gave you a bunch of reasons why and you still call them weird.
It’s like you’re trying to look dumb.
they fucked it up
bu buh buh buh muh new blocks
Muh new expansive caves
I like beeg caves
the caves are shaped all fucked up and arent conducive to exploration
i didnt read them until now
they look like procgen real life LARP caves
This is true to be fair
So you just are dumb, you’re not simply trying to look it
not to mention in cave update i have to dig down 60 blocks just to find some fucking iron
no its ok if they play for nostalgic reasons and old mods
why are you feeding the troll
does anyone else have this weird thing where there's like a mole or a pimple on their body that never leaves, and any time you get close to scratching it, it feels like an exposed nerve
ur replying to the wrong troll
i have one right above my left ear and sometimes I hit it when putting on my glasses
my bad i cant read
it's like a nervous system flashbang
Yeah that's a mole
prolly a cyst or something
its cancer and you are going to die
It’s cancer
die
honestly I wouldn't be surprised if i did have cancer. my skin is fucked up
haha schleppa dying
he's got the skin of a welder
@uncut obsidian explain?
average indonesian
Ok but why though
you're in big trouble now madi
why im able to join
I literally just got done
im serious i got some really odd skin
Setting up the instance
same
haha im whitelisted
its incredibly dry and has the same grain as leather
right
Mwadi pick your minehole and stick to it already
3 out of 5 indonesians i met all have flakey skin
you need to tell you aternos nickname to @inland jackal
mine is beyond flakey
i have like two distinct layers at minimum
dry skin in chat
ewwww
Did you know you cannot pick moles because they're basically akin to a scar that will never heal. Your body has that weird black dot because it cannot actively heal the skin. Moles are incredibly difficult to heal hence why picking them/cutting them is kinda bad
Or this could be shit my parents told me and it's all a lie
@inland jackal Where is the server I want to see the server show me the server
dm him
your aternos nickname
Pin
Check pins
pinned messages on brainfart
on brainhole
So much for miney and/or crafta
online
i only have one single mole on my neck its so small lol
do you even shave yourself
why would i shave my arms
bear
to look cute
same reason you'd shave ur legs
medicated ointment don't work
i have sections that are a gradient from a tan to a dark brown
Schleppa skin reveal
Now show your face
uhhhh
Do it
these shaders are cool af
is my face
get glasses
real???
do you shave your legs
Who shaves their arms and legs who isn’t a woman.
Weird.
uhh, men
No?
What man shaves his fucking legs what
Or his arms
Unless you have really hairy arms or legs there’s no reason to.
those who care about their looks and hygiene
There’s arm hair on his forearms blind fuck
a lot of bodybuilders shave themselves
Im literally eating garlic bread rn 💦
You’re a moderator
omg
also hygiene
so good
gonna go buy some nair next time i go to the store
You look like this
you're talking like one of those women who say "who even shaves their armpits? It doesn't impact your hygiene!"
That does impact your hygiene though and arm hair doesnt
all hair does
You don’t sweat nearly as much out of your arms or legs as compared to your armpits
"yeah these dudes dont shave their legs"
they do it so their muscles are more defined, not for hygiene
they do it for aesthetics
being ripped and toned doesn't matter much if you're covered in a bush
They all do it for aesthetics
thats why you shave ur balls
dont let the toebiters bite
they can climb shit, they aint just water bugs
Camouflage
tarkov players prolly have the biggest bushes
Gotta stay on that bushcamping extract camping grind
the most retarded argument of all time
men don't shave their legs or arms
anybody can shave whatever they want
its just hair
Real men shave patterns for their friends
real men shave a landing strip on their balls
real
Real men shave intricate instructions on how to make explosive devices
real men shave their favorite character
like i got megatron on my pubic hair bro
isn't that cool af
Not goku? Crinch
Crinch
grinch
Sinch
crinch
the 90s cartoon version too
No Microsoft spyware
my mom questions my creativity in the kitchen
she looks at me like its disgusting but normally its great
what'd you cook
Somebody should blow you uo


meat but with a sauce
hi
i don't remember it
she looked at me and said "you're actually going to do that?"
i said yes
and it was tasty af
Beautiful poetry. Could have many meanings behind it
someone should blow him
who's blowing who?
my main goal is to blow up
then act like i dont know nobody
ert ert ert
my mango
hi
my squash
gluten freeman
@uncut obsidian Who has the base with the lighthouse and the fuckoff huge onion farm
Is it an onion farm
Thought it was potatos
I stole the single piece of chicken from that farm, get forked
I don't remember a lighthouse though
Stealing pilfering your chicken
I haven't logged on in a while
No idea then
I must go home
@uncut obsidian vintage story server next
And play gamna
And why the silencer bug is corrected
there's like 2 free hosting sites only
one of them doesn't work because you need to watch ads to keep the server running but the ads just don't load for me
😭
and the second one works for 1.18 only
Well it did last time i checked
Maybe it works for 1.19 now
how much per month are server
Idk like 5-10$?
yeeesh
Official hosting is 10 euro
maybe a month or 2 of playing
ill think about it
i could def blow like 13$ on a vs server but the mods arent updated yet
@glad carbon there's also this
32gb mc server when
i could just buy vidya games instead
🗣️
what vidya gaems
already have both
Starsector
yeah
FTL
amongus
Terraria
15 minutes late? dead in a car crash, only explanation
when we still lived in apartments my parents bought a 3 story house that was still being built
and one day they were supposed to go there to check on the process
and i was left home alone
and then i tried calling my mom and she wasn't picking up
i tried like 20 times
i got so scared that when i saw some adult services ad on tv i immediately called them 

i don't remember if they picked up or not
it turned out that she just left her phone in the car
I'm pretty sure we still had a stationary phone back then
bro i was like 5 or 6 back then
i didn't care for women pussy on tv i cared for my mom not picking up her phone
I also remember how i would show
to my older brother when i was angry at him
Because i thought that it was the same as the 🖕
madi you left your minehole unattended and we've exploited it
wtf is 
wat
where is emorockrock
in the server
idk how to say it in English
up yours?
finally
its the thing we do in america when we say "GOT YOUR NOSE!!! :D"
Pinned messages
my final note is announced
appreciated but ur late as fuck
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Found it
I got 98.5 out of 120
ive BEEN mining
this means
nuh uh in turkey
8am just woke up
Aight
does it basically mean "no bitches"
is that it
Imma get some water first
This is JOKES :D
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Wallace breen roast you hard
tags:
Half life 2 meme,
half life 2 meme,
half life meme,
wallace breen,
meme,
It's so unreal
Well, almost
It's a very light way of doing the middle finger
Got your nose
This man has a great response to a SJW's song about pronouns.
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What in the
I mean damn he can sing tho
awesome
My favorite video when I was 7. It's a pity I don't know English, but I'm sure there are motivational words there ❤️
Ow
DAMN
That looks fire id eat the shit outta breaded fries Vienna sausage
look at this graph, everytime makes me AUGH! GULLIOTINE
Actually if that's not from a meme let me know recipe I want try
i think its just breadcrumbs with seasoning nothing special
they're still pretty cheap at the dollar stores, poundland, asda, 1 euro and up places. right?
dip them in eggs then roll them on breadcrumbs , then fry
I haven't gone to look for them recently so brain dumps that info in the trash
fuck yeah
Vienna sausage? No. It's maybe tripled in price. Still an affordable source of meat but not absolutely a steal like it used to be
2016 when still homeless and doing classes, those did help with low energy shit at least for a bit
haven't had those in years, I rember buying a big bag with like 50 pairs in them for little money, freezing them
Yep, I remember when it was 25¢ a can, 4 for 1$ used to be my go too for just something cheap to eat
Frankfurt =/= Vienna sausage
stalger movie posting
I like to be here when i can.
alright
shoulders are weak, like clock radio speakers 
My father started to say can you carry me
what about ass shaving
"Carry me and throw me into one of the graveyard " he says
no comment
just eat chili pepper, burn hair off
The cons of having a father which is 77 years old
carry your old man 
bro how old was your dad when he made you
younger than 77
damn that's a good point
just use hair removal spray
you'd burn your ass off but thats just a side effect
57
do you have older siblings or
The dumbest decision is making a child at that age
what's hair removal spray?
good god
can't really judge him for wanting to fugg
Yes
52 y/o brother?
Its fucking strange because my siblings are cult member
same mom?
Islamic cult
its like aerosolized depilatory spray
Glady not

Everyone is dumb in my family except my brother which is young and lives in Romania
He is 30 year old
He is the one which I have same mon but different father
Interesting
minecraft mod showcase with a darkholme skin? 
clearly thats just an executioner 
agreed
does the SMP server need Microsoft authentication to join?
no
any of you play palworld
no
it did
pretty sure 5 was max
😭
𝐵𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒸𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎
yea i forgor
this is all players that have been on the server at least once
15 cool number
still this niko amari bugs me
3min play time
maybe because brainfart village is like 2 miles away from spawn
server looks barren when u spawn in
xp farm moment
so true
💀
Imagine needing to change the landscape just to make spawn look gud
Couldn't be me
However, building a fucking island in the middle of the deep ocean?
Now THAT could be me
Oh yeah
I didn't know slender man was in minecraft
shovel -> right click on grass -> make path to brainfart village
Brainfart village
the brainfart smp sounds lit
fart town, if you will
wish I had minecraft
its fine
i've heard rumors of unverified owners of minecraft gaining access to the server
yeah you'd have to ask dubya
dubya = w
do entities killed get counted with XP or how does it work with a farm?
how does it track that you are responsible for that enderman concentration camp?
you could buy it and become the first ever romanian in history to legally own a video game
Lets call them.... uh
Catch em' alls
open world survival craft exists
Every session i have with friends in that game we all just call them pokemon
sentient animals slavery sim
They copy pretty hard tbf
"Ark" like
Arkemon
pokevolved
But ark isnt so culturally changing to be called an ark like
this is giving ark too much credit which was poopoo
Just sounds good
This is true but also funny
this is the best one so far
ARK's entire shtick was that you evolved from a tard with a thatch house to a megatard living in a cave with steel walls and an M14 with generators
Honeatly catch em all sounds like a good genre name
Its good tbh
catch em alls is good but japan will sue
The second early access game i ever bought after barotrauma
I say, we nuke them a THIRD time
That'll teach them to make catchy slogans!
it's early access, but has more content than some AAA full releases
I do enjoy going from bow and arrow to flint lock british slaughter
calm down Truman
Please make the water and environment unstable for generations to come!!! - mac arthur
The boat walking is so fucking blursed
that a yakuza minigame?
yeah lol in infinite wealth
No its a kiryu mini game
His food resembles more of a powder than that fucking burger with all the flips he's doing
real
game's coming out tomorrow

in five hours*
This is THE brainrot content of all time
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- Just because you have money doesn't mean you can make interesting games.For three years after developing Craftopia, I've been making a game called Pal World. It will finally be released 3 days later. Steam: Palworld / Palworld A completely new multi-player game where you collect mysterious creatures called "Pals" in a vast world, and have them fight, build, farm, and work in factories store.steampowered.com The road was long. Looking back, I feel like I took a really detour. It's a series of unnecessary failures. I stumbled over and over again in places I shouldn't have stumbled over if I had known. industry
welcome to the sprial
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Table of Contents 1. Just because you have money doesn't mean you can make interesting games For three years after developing Craftopia, I have been making a game called Pal World. It will finally be released 3 days later. 10% off on Steam: Palworld / Palworld A completely new multi-player game where you collect mysterious creatures called "Pals" in a vast world, and have them fight, build, farm, or work in factories store.steampowered. com The road to this point has been a long one. Looking back, I feel like I took a really detour. It's a series of unnecessary failures. I stumbled over and over again in places I shouldn't have stumbled over if I had known. Industry experts should know this
Sadge
Not trying any further
the question is
is it just normal sounds
but my headphone just makes them sound like weird
doodle
barely noticable
he’s the driver
real
the enderfarm involves manually hitting the enders
what coco said, manual killing
the moment you get your license you drive
you drive.
no
you helped thank uu
i have a stash in the dead city house of culture
which... also has an uber psy field
literally me (for clarification, the statement "literally me" is a joke and I am not "literally him")
psy protection issue? or is it just so strong you cant protect against it
I drove
(I scraped the curb with my car)
Gm
aaa i need a t flip flop
me in the psy field:
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this is funny because I am going into an IT class feb 6th
more like 'scraped your car with the curb'
small little typo
they gave it to him
didn't you say something about 'doing research'?
it doesnt fucking work 24/7
just like writing research, I have to edit it for typos
yes
general electric made the gau-8 avenger on the a10 too
(btw this is on a previosly unrelated note) so you're more like an editor?
that one i do know about lol
Washing machine company goo brrrr
I write and edit my own research
so i thought the javelin was made by raytheon, and i was half right. the javelin-producing branch of texas instruments i guess became raytheon later on
but back then was still just texas instruments
Have you heard anything about LWS's on Chieftain tanks?
typos are a lot more common, because the time I finish them its midnight (and I have to spend extra hours editing them)
just put mirror on tank so the tank ranging you gets his LWS alarmed everytime they ping you
too scared to engage
nah, don't know much about british tanks








