#🎪bruh-fart
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I need 7.62 to be 15¢ again 
i wish i could have a fridge only for pickles
Pickle eater point and laugh
my stepmom is uber autist and needs 15 different types of pickles in the fridge to be able to function
pickle gobbler
she just bought pickle cotton candy
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit they allot you 4 chicken breasts tho 👀 gonna get my protein on
get it right u dog bastard
Demolisher of pickles
Now you can't even buy primer for that price 
😭😭😭😭
pickle destroyer
dickles
Pickle fiend
see, buff dog gets it
pickles are ight
fiend for pickles
people out there lining up for a bowl of rice and you thinking of bird titties?
That's Mr buff dog
fuck sweet pickles
Vote me president. pickle eaters go to jail day 1, invade Mexico day 2
nasty little things
i really only eat them with potato chips or sliced ham because i'm the embodiment of White Trash
mista dogg
hell yeah what you think, im gonna stop lifting?
hell mf naw
i just put em in a bowl and eat em
How you can hate pickles? Maybe you also scared of carbonated water?)
I don't eat chips
consider they might not be getting the right ones
my walls arent chipped
not yet
I don't live in a trap house
its called a femboy house now, get it right
i got a jar of "bread and butter" pickle chips once and they tasted like water, i was disgusted
the "hamburger ovals" are what you want from Vlasic
I have 5
and if you dont buy Vlasic in the US you're fucked up
bread and butter and nasty
never get em
i love sweet pickles
you just want classic vlassic
the small ones?
The Russian timestamp fits
the small ones are good ONLY with uhh
those i can eat on their own
that sounds fire but yeah i like the small whole sweet pickles on their own
Degenerates
i also eat sweet relish on hot dogs
Never tasted those. I'm usually buying polish, barrel pickles
Bro fuck hotdogs
i could eat the stomach-acid flavored normal vlassic spears but no way i can eat sweet pickles
sounds like a non-american thing, im jealous
Brats are where it's at
brats are the wurst
I can send you some
you dont eat hot dogs to feel good about yourself
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
you eat hot dogs as a vessel for condiments and to hate yourself
every laugh is a dollar, sorry friend
damn I'm getting paid?
no pipe bombs for me thank you sir
these are p good
oh hi
ys!
you know what's good
not pickled jalepeno but jalapeno seeds in normal brine
yumby
?
fire and smoke
thats peak
Imagine getting a mouthfull of a zesty gherkin
suckin on a dickle until theres no brine left
me when the helicopter almost looks like a real helicopter
Fucking gross ass pickle enjoyers

we like pickles here
this reminds me of a thought i had earlier: sucking the cum out the dick like a milkshake
ok incubus
Why did you think of this?
jelqo drains an mf like a tube of toothpaste
leaves em looking dehydrated and sickly
And his name is jelq god damnit
this tiny pickle has so many nubs
jelqo and fatraccgoon
crab rangoon
Temu 
I'll take Frot instead of frog
nah this is fat rack gooning
Crab rangoon is so fucking tasty
we call them crab puffs round here ol son
Where is round here
the home of the femboys
source?
are you spreading misinformation right now
You
because i said suck the cum out the dick like a milkshake?
i didnt mean it guys
come on
You say while wearing your cat headphones and skirt
I hate this channel
Average conversation with the boys 💀
sorry i didnt respond for a second i was finishing my protein shake
i did 36 pushups today
*soylent
yeah the cum
💪
his MAN protein
brotein
Yesterday I did 2 reps of shrooms followed by jelq till failure
jelqing till failure 💀
not enough, more.
2 reps of goons and 8 reps of mews should fix that
After that 4 sets of bong rips followed by mommy asmr till failure
good boy
my keyboard is now sticky
you should start with this instead of mommy asmr
blud what
Shit was pretty cool after the shrooms I couldn't see anything for like 2 hours
repeat until you hit 4 hours
why
I can read that you typed out right
the only part I read was right
Dyslexic ass
that's a good boy
sas
nah, I'm acoustic🔥🔥🔥🔥
my monitor is now sticky cause i was standing up
malteser head ass
I remember that tweet, yeah send his ass back to jail
Does anyone have the video of martin where someone bought a cameo to tell his friend happy birthday and he just rants about scalping him
thats enough, clean up and go to sleep, come on be a good boy for mommy
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the underside of his desk is now sticky
wtf lady
What if the Germans had the cod waw raygun and PhD flopper
it was soda
well that didnt help
i just about busted right then and there
reverse it and you can hear devil chants
The Germans would have won if they bought the door to packapunch
busted a move?
nah busted a nut
God this channel fucking sucks
thats the point of it
I see why they exile mfs here
how to turn on lonely men, just say good boy
more like mommy
sorry i mean mommy
good boy turns me on cause i've never heard it before
just say what you want them to do and say "be a good boy for mommy"
OOOUUUGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
this bitch could chop all my limbs off and i'd still smash
mommy issues
my balls be blowin up when someone be giving me a modicum of attention
modicum
slut behavior
I think you just need a mom figure in your life
jelqo is the funny slut of the server
I think y'all needa go outside more
my own mom is a rancid bitch so this is true
i feel that way often about this place
they need grass installed in this place
ay wheres the "order grass" button in doordash this guy on brainfart says i need to touch some
contact ur dealer
what you talking about a dispensary for
drug test
Why touch grass when you can go strangle someone to death
hi hi me me
why strangle someone to death if you're not going to eat them
dont think about her anymore, now, go be a good boy and focus on yourself😊
I don't know sport I guess
excuse me, but what the fuck is this helmet
you need to read your book on "how to serve man"
thanks mom
Why you reading up on how to serve men
men....
man?
🤤
That's not man that's mn idiot
Jesus Christ today was mad
Was driving and parking on mates street
Fucking parking sensor thought it was a wall it was that steep
Stalled like 8 times trying to get up and the fucker wheel spinned
am I stupid?
Yes
9/11 jumpscare
September eleventh 2001
poor mfs
mfs will pop caps in dudes but cant pay 5.99 for a hamburger 💀
6 bucks for a burger is armed robbery
armed with a smile
5 dolar for footlomg
what isnt armed robbery these days
they didn’t make their stacks by eating 100 dollar bills daily
idk, the affection of a fellow human being?
smoking up a check 💸
robbing me for my cum
go ahead prove me wrong
Bro fast food places better come out and suck me off in the car for 15 bucks for a burger fried and a drink
bad boy😡
you cant do it
just call him a dirty whore and ur good
I do
good boy
I don't eat at fast food anymore
you cant prove it and now you think you'll manipulate me
well guess what sweet cheeks
it aint happening
i just woke up and this is the funniest shit ever
the only "fast food" I eat is pastry
that isnt real fast food
shes literally trying to rob you of your cum like you said, you were right
The only fast food I eat is cats
we gotta be strong
the post clarity wont come if you never stop
I'm gonna tell keanu reeves you're acting up, he's never gonna show up on your birthday
can i please borrow a few racks 🥺
foenem, can i please borrow some head
borrow? so youll return it later
with interest
fake
cum loan
I don't know how you can unsuck a pole
its called getting top because you give bottom back
ay yo
you're just cranky that you didn't wake up in Chris Brown's body
sexconomy
Idk if I ever posted any of these but I had a cat for a short amount of time recently. Watched her for a few days. Her name is third degree murder
you borrow top when you repay with bottom
so i can defend myself against rihanna
hell yeah
did you call her TDM
or murder
RDM RDM MODSMODSMODS
imagine naming a cat RDM so every time you need to call you cat you shout "RDM RDM RDM" like in a gmod rp server and the admin (cat) immediately flies to you
📚 VDM
[Vie] De [Merde]. French equivalent to the acronym FML or Fuck My Life in English.
Literally means "[shitty life]".
no that means vehicular death match
Have any of the images loaded
get real
the French inquisition in brainfart strikes once again
they all did as soon as you sent the message
Still sending on my side
nah
if you're talking about that circle with an X not being full it's cus discord mobile is shit
If it says "today at" and not "sending..." then it's sent already
I named my cat jeffrey dahmer for no reason at all
funny lil guy
Discord is in competition with Instagram to completely ruin their app
the porn can stay
Twitter was always dogshit
is it still scalping if i only peel ur face off
No you fucking idiot that's why it's called scalping
TWIX DETECTED
the only poeple why its still popular is because of porn
the artists release the good shit fresh there
Just go on xvideos like everyone else
dick= hard
day= got better
twinx
Nah, I need my 50th dose of drawn lesbian r34
After I took shrooms istg my dick got bigger
nah u were just tripping
Nah it's bigger now
you sure? or did you just hallucinate
the day after I woke up and that shit is bigger
🤨
nah im gonna shorten it
WHO?
you sure?
Twink ass response
my game aint starting...
Twink ass message
im dying
Twink ass response
no
twink ass 🤤
my drivers are fresh installed
Misspelling of game yep definitely a twink
black screen
Went back and edited it yep twink
emocockcock
Do mfs still buy Twinkies?
I hope not
notice how twinkies are filled up with cream?
🤏 speaking o fyours
swiss rolls >>
all twinkies need to be filled up with cream
Oatmeal creme pies best
pause
How do you consistently spew utter garbage with every post you make
Not ryry talking
Good fucking god
insecure
Twinks will be illegal starting now
u hava little pp little ass little boobs huge nose huge eyes unsymmetrical face + ratio + its over for you
u dont even mew
its over for you
Negative canthal tilt
who...
me
oh noooo
TWINK
You better not be 60 fps spongrbob slide show when I come over
TWINK TWINK
hi twink twink
I was mewing before it was popular kind of a pioneer of the art
white girl function
omg me too
They come in herds
Stfu
four ears ago
chat chat, should I teach my daughters how to play geometry dash
thats when i started
idk lady
opened it for me for the first time
wait until they're out of u before u ask
Avoid exposing them to extreme amounts of social media, only advice I have.
Teach them to rob and steal
just geometry dash dude
wonderful idea! 😍
teach them live man reaction
turn em into master thieves and treasure hunters
Can we exile this man out of brain fart?
I know
But when you give them geometry dash that means you’re letting them use a device.
The maja clone?
Who the fuck is maja
oh shit you right
bitches shut up im going to try booting my game again
Go away
bye!
I am not reading allat
i am readinf allat
Then don’t
Just know they had the same posting style as the autist who keeps changing their username
uuu currently
? me
Yes you need to leave you’re fucking annoying
ok.
Pedophile gaming
Ayo what
Lemme find the intro
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Bro you post like a dyslexic grandma that has mind shatteringly strong autism, inhale my massive fucking dong you loser.
where is he now?
go die yourself
bitch
when we needed pedophile gaming the most he vanished
we needed a disposable scapegoat and hes GONE
Stfu
fat rack goon
Gooning was funny when almost nobody knew about it
i feel sick
cuz of this
what the fuck is the plot for this
all
Too retarded and terminally online
bro just dont look at discord for a few hours
chill out
i mean sick like crazy good
you mean dope
“crazy good”
i eat dope from the rope
this shit lame asf now bye bye
so uhh
the guy in the closet was hiding right
tryna leave while the dude was in the shower
and he showered in like 20 seconds so the dude in the closet was fucked
shot in the brainpan
movie guys
u
Killing brad pitt
no shit
dont think too much on it ryry
✝️
Nvm cloud stream being annoying as fuck
hi bro!
Bye
Brainrot
Chad (Brad Pitt) sneaks into Osbourne’s (John Malkovich) house to steal some papers. He hides in a closet but Harry (George Clooney) finds him and shoots him dead.
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its such a shitty character death
its so shit
i've seen movies where chars die offscreen and its still more rewarding than this
🤫 🧏♂️
The schizo poster trying to act like others are schizo that’s new
Don't let buddy yap more about this movie
what the fuck is happening now
yeah he walked off the screen, into the audience, and got killed
i dont care
Stop posting. Go outside
Maja still hasnt gone to sleep?
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Oh
mr peanits is more funnier
“More funnier”
i cant
so toxic
So annoying
Whos toxic
Nobody it’s an appropriate reaction
Cope
The conveniently placed barrel of toxic waste in the corner

yeah
Hi sdalger
he can walk it off
'elloo

So true
I tried going through the main entrance
Had a fuckton of rads but in the end it was locked
remember that one vault experiment with one dude in a vault full of women?
Afaik the front door is actually locked lol
Guten morgen
Morgen oguzy
How are u
Da
Where is my uuu
It was a maja/sheeba clone it’s justified
nah, what superiority complex Its funny
WHY would you want that
how bad was this maja
Makes sense
He is my husband
They’re still here. They’re terrible.
That is a child
Your kids are gonna be deformed
my sister in christ thats a minor
They really a minor?
Thats why I dont make child
No
None of them are better
He's old enough to not be minor
How would you know
I talked to him
Uh huh
how the hell would you know
And
Isnt that the girl from the square hole vid
If he isn't lying
And if a minor, should be exiled from brainfart as per precedent
Im 20
Yeah but don't care
10 points to gryffindor
"Well ye but Ion care if they are a minor"
No ewww


Just joking I don't marry with someone if the person is not romanian
mods, take his ass to detroit
Oh god
I should kill myself
Indeed
take him to detroit✍️🔥🔥🔥
He says he's eighteen, oh god I divorce
@ruby minnow marry me help me
no, not detroit, drag this mf to brazil
To alabama
Albalama
Take him…..
To the United Kingdom
You’ll never eat good food again.
You cunt
Not United Kingdom
Elizabeth is ded
I don't like old man
Scotland?
So he never understands a word anyone says and so his dental care is sub par.
And where it always rains.
You will NEVER see the sun
nah, take him to......birmingham
Wales
birmingham = caelid
This is the hell you will be subjected to.
Your punishment is eternal limbo in the UK
Hes going to Bulgaria
Bulgaria is not a problem
I'm half romanian
its birmingham without the peaky blinders
If I got exiled to the uk, I would not like it
You are going to Leskovac
I would rather be exiled to st.helena
the ukrainian ration eating animation is vile
Its same as russian ration and mre iirc
mods, send him to agroprom underground, with no exits
Ok
With controller spawns around every corner instead of just a scripted one
At least I'll have a bloodsucker
then they're all vile
and no guns
Cheese
not even a makarov
Just gave me a knife
go ahead i'll wait
How about you just kill them
nah, I have an Idea
exile him to france
If there is a bloodsucker there is a goal
Tf, what animation mod u got
Yes yes yes
Anyways, I must sleep.
Even my unending rage has limits.
Died in police riot
Ryry cooldown started
he forks it into his fat gullet twice and then puts the tin to his mouth and drinks from it before the animation ends
its vanilla gamma
Goodnight
You have a twelve hour grace period
Havent seen that animation in a long time, couldve been updated
im on the mid-december version
heard there was some issues with the latest updates so i held off
I usually just go with canned tomatoes and beef tushonka
usually i cook my own mutant meals but i had the ration on me
i had that mf thang on me if you know what i mean
I hope everyone is feeling ok
i keep that mf thang on me
Meat is for selling to butcher
parts are for selling to butcher, meat is for quests and cooking
Absolute chad(not the guy on video)

Kill and eat hookers to increase your power
hi
hannibal lecter
halloo
hi oguzy
how are u
how are u
nicee
Helo
hi
Whos maja
brainfart's voldemort
Maja maja maja
idk
Sure
anyway, my dog wanted to pick a fight with a bigger dog when he was taken out for a walk
literally my dog
big dog barked at him and fucker decided to run towards the dude because he got pissed off at the disrespect
this message appeared for all of like 5 seconds
as if i could read this in 5 seconds
what breed? mine is a Frenchie
shih tzu
what is bro quackin about
he smoked too much grass
ah, no wonder the feller is also feisty
man, why do smol doggos have to be the feistiest lol
Isnt there a setting to make the messages last longer
Its kinda your end for such issue
i've read a weird PDA message about some dude mourning Basil
its not really an issue i was just being funny
lemme see if i can find it
Apologies, carry on
couldnt find it, either i've completely lost it or i've completely lost it
?
i had some pda messages that were weird that i had screenshotted
i cannot find them no more
basil
small doggos always dumb
i'd agree and disagree at the same time
mine is the equivalent of high intelligence low wisdom
thats why I love them
same
mine will either emotionally manipulate a person to give them food or will accidentally bump into a door whilst heading out
My (small) dog barks at me when I get home
is he stupid or is there a problem in our relation
pull the lever kronk
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
Bye
Bye
bye
hi
i hav weird upper chest pain
secx
The only one math majors ever get
Isn't chi that shit from dragon ball
evading taxes after eating spinach

I LOVE GITAR
hi tarkov buddy
Who is that
idk but he's real cool
me and my favorite server member
:3
@main moon this meme reminded me of you 
shoestring fries are worth getting fat over
cocka
alo
Time for joy
!1984
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go outside right
shake a tree
eat the leaves that fall

no i'll just eat copper wires and cement
you wouldn't be hungry then, you'd be romania
EASY EASY EASY EASY
ITS ONLY 1-0 ITS ONLY 1-0 10 thousand empty seats it’s only 1-0
It’s only 2-0 it’s only 2-0 20 thousand empty seats it’s only 2-0
It’s only 3-0 it’s only 3-0 30 thousand empty seats it’s only 3-0
It’s only 4-0 it’s only 4-0 40 thousand empty seats it’s onlt 4-0
2 more left
It’s only 5-0 it’s only 5-0 50 thousand empty seats it’s only 5-0
It’s only 6-0 it’s only 6-0 60 thousand empty seats it’s only 6-0
It should of been 10 it should of been 10 you lucky bastards it should of been 10
This game is ours this game is ours fuck off Bulgaria this game is ours
Ok done
Talking about the game where Bulgarians were racist to England players and we beat em 6-0

you can experience fantasy 2 if you get helldivers 2
What a game that was
feb 8th
Peak Ross Barkley
Love you too my mentally disturbed Turkish bretherin
football fans around the globe
tend to have
the worst and most retarded opinions ever
expect for football
The thing is
People judge football from watching it from a tv
Go to a game
Shit hits different
Yeah Turkish league goes crazy
My nan goes to turkey like
Once every 9 month to watch fernerbache
We ignoring goku in the same cart or???
English game is amazing
International too
Just thousands of people getting drunk and pissing around
A lot of racism though
real nice
But now it’s just small groups that arrange to fight eachother
i live in Sakarya right?
there is a big fight between Bursa and Sakarya
in football
Yeah that’s Turkish league lmao
my brother also told me that he went to a match in our local stadium
And security is top notch at stadiums
he got pepper sprayed by police
i didn't even know we had police in our town btw
The worst you’ll get is a baton to the knee for being a knob
baton to the knee sounds worse then pepper spray tbh
Eh you most likely deserved it
The only thing you don’t do is
Around the stadiums there’s pubs
And there’s the pubs that the home fans go to
And the pubs that don’t mind a mix of home and away
Go to a home pub in a away shirt everyone just goes silent and stares at you
Funny tho just look which pub to avoid and your find
man i said police and i got a funny story
i was a kid
so i was retarded
i had a flashlight
that i really liked
i'm probably autistic aswell
i would flash it around
and when it was night i flashed it around the house
and our neighbors called the fucking cops
we had to talk to a cop about how there wasn't a robber in the house and it was me flashing it around
did you flash them with it too
am i trippin or is there a way to actually use the RMR on the combo upgrade kits
the canted RMRs
i thought there was a keybind but i cant find it
it can only be used on the L85A2 and Ash-12
alo
oh fuck i rebound that
what we talkin about
V from cyberpunk
understandable
hi
helo
im sure BaS uses underbarrel launcher key for changing to side scope and back
which is v by default
how it feels to live
also if side red dots dont work
makes sense, thanky
come to ukraine
on a healthy diet of red bull and benadryl?
i drink at night
@ruby minnow something cool to note
happy life
Football here is mad international
@atomic crane if side red dots dont work, go to user.ltx and change some line texture something to 1
underbarrel button worked, buuuut...
good timing my friend, i will do that
happy wife happy life
Like personally Everton have supporter clubs in Ireland and America is a surprise
thanks 👍
or come to america
D:\anomaly\appdata
In Dublin there’s a pub that gets filled with blues on game day, love to see it
publin
i didn't say it was wonderful
i just said i'm happy
its not at all good
he found gothic gf I guess
or a lovely femboy






