#🎪bruh-fart

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red coyote
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i'd rather take an AK and furnish it up with a front-end, buffertube n shit

glad carbon
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grilled cheese

final cedar
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buffertube on a AK

deep topaz
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anyone who loves a fal aint ever shot one

final cedar
red coyote
placid sail
sage otter
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Les prix sur les 3 derniers screens viennent du site de naturabuy, mais ils sont pas super niveau stock, pas trop de choix non plus et des soucis en ce moment sur le materiel Izmash mais sinon les prix sont sympa, ils ont aussi pas mal d'accessoires disponibles

placid sail
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grilled cheese is delish too tho

final cedar
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it's not a buffer tube

digital tundra
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pointless

sage otter
red coyote
verbal sonnet
digital tundra
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what

verbal sonnet
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point!

digital tundra
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?

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point !!!!!

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yes

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at my head

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pull the trigger

final cedar
verbal sonnet
final cedar
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but yeah, I get the appeal

digital tundra
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yes

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this one is fine too

red coyote
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also i hate folding stocks.

final cedar
pastel quartz
broken topaz
red coyote
# final cedar why

there's literally no where to put your cheek on a metal square folded into a stock shape

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sure they have bigger stocks that fold, but i just don't like them

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not my appeal

verbal sonnet
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well, brainfart discord chat I wish you a goodnight!!

digital tundra
pastel quartz
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Je ferais mieux de dépenser mon argent dans autre chose

sage otter
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Il faut un peu faire le tour des armureries pour trouver des prix intéressants, tu peux aussi te renseigner à ton stand de tir, ils ont peut-être un G3 à louer pour une séssion, ou ils ont peut-être l'adresse d'un armurier

red coyote
digital tundra
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good

final cedar
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if you go aftermarket anyways you could get some premium folding stock and have your cake while eating it too

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but yeah, I'm bullpup pilled for a few years already

digital tundra
final cedar
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just want a hbar barrel for mine

digital tundra
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alright im going to rest

digital tundra
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bye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pastel quartz
red coyote
# toxic sundial Need

what i'd really want that will never exist in the civilian market is this> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remington_R5_RGP

R5 RGP (Remington Gas Piston) is a carbine that was designed and manufactured by Remington Arms. It is an AR-15 type rifle which uses a unique mid-length gas piston operating system in an attempt to improve the reliability of the weapon, and featured a monolithic upper, as the upper receiver and handguard were machined as a single piece.
The R5 ...

sage otter
red coyote
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that was my fucking gun in cod ghosts

sage otter
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(i'll still buy from them)

red coyote
final cedar
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ACR with that promised quick barrel change system

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Go from 556 to 300blk by unscrewing the tube

red coyote
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ACR is pretty sexy too, ngl

sage otter
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Alright imma catch some sleep too, goodnight chat

final cedar
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gnight

red coyote
sage otter
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And remember, don't eat sliced bread
Make it yourself at home or move your ass to the boulangerie

red coyote
glad carbon
red coyote
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we're getting krink soon

red coyote
final cedar
pastel quartz
red coyote
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! THEY'RE SPEAKING WHITE FLAG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

final cedar
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collectors ig

red coyote
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oh wait, my bad i forgot french is actually another word for S U R R E N D E R

pastel quartz
red coyote
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how can a language have 17 different words for surrender

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hello???????

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france?

final cedar
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I'm kinda afraid of frenchmen, legionnaires are batshit insane

red coyote
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i'd like to ask your language creator who thought it was a good idea

pale ingot
pastel quartz
pale ingot
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french should stop being a language

glad carbon
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france would be nice if paris wasnt real

red coyote
final cedar
deep topaz
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I'm not a fan of smaller stocks in general. Yeah they can fold, cool, but I'm never in a situation where I'd need to fold it and sacrifice that controlability

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i'm not stuck in a tank

pastel quartz
red coyote
final cedar
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Worst kind of french

pastel quartz
final cedar
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timestamp a pic of your hand right now

pastel quartz
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with a simple 1 word?

red coyote
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
final cedar
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post a picture of your hand with the current date / time on it

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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@deep topaz post a funny cat

pastel quartz
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Its 7 in the evening where I am

final cedar
red coyote
deep topaz
final cedar
pastel quartz
storm stream
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A G3? Unless you are rich and an enthusiast, there's no point buying that shit. The recoil is awful, its big and heavy, no attachments (unless you get the DMR version or modern kits) + having to buy 7.62 NATO if you want to use it

proud torrent
pastel quartz
storm stream
pastel quartz
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I have other priorities very well aware

final cedar
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Like a Argentinian Semi if you could even get those

pastel quartz
final cedar
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bot broke

pastel quartz
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a psg 1 is even rarer than a g3

storm stream
final cedar
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Nice DMR, pretty accurate too probably

final cedar
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knock off parts might be affordable

deep topaz
glad carbon
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scleppa's daily furrypost

marsh widget
final cedar
glad carbon
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after 1 lobotomy

deep topaz
pastel quartz
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did I hear lobotomy?

glad carbon
pastel quartz
glad carbon
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what is this brainless elf

final cedar
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might be knife ear propaganda but I'll allow it for now

pastel quartz
final cedar
glad carbon
toxic sundial
fading shuttle
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
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bro still drippy even if he deppresed

glad carbon
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@toxic sundial peepohi

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hi bestie

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
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this is not autistic enough

pastel quartz
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MORE

final cedar
runic kernel
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Hi Frog Hi Metro

final cedar
glad carbon
final cedar
glad carbon
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@pastel quartz play classical music for the little leeches while u shitpost online

final cedar
glad carbon
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that'll offset the brainrot

final cedar
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can we bet on the outcome of her pregnancy?

glad carbon
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twins

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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i bet

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identical

final cedar
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No I mean if they get carried to term, miscarry, etc.

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one twin eating the other

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rusty venture style

glad carbon
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its gonna grow to 2x the size

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8 foot tall giant

runic kernel
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Hi Nota Hi Schleppa Hi Stellashiningstar

final cedar
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like those combine transformer action figures

pastel quartz
deep topaz
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
# glad carbon identical

remember that one scene in the shining with the twin girls in the elevator scene? yeah, think of that

glad carbon
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if they're identical you should get em matching outfits until they develop sentience

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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psychically connected

pastel quartz
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of course I'm gonna teach them to share with each other, but if they take it in too much they'll wear the same matching stuff, same hairstyles

storm stream
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Stella, when you speak English which accent do you have?

pastel quartz
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italian heavy accent, with a little bit of french

glad carbon
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french canadians

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quebecians

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
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QUEBECOISE

pastel quartz
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Just gonna end up to being fully french

glad carbon
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nota you should be more like schleppa

broken topaz
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thats what stella sounds like

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in my head

glad carbon
pastel quartz
deep topaz
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ay mama mia

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sacre bleu

broken topaz
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oggi alle

pastel quartz
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something like that

deep topaz
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i saw a guy with a license plate cover that said vaffanculo today

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had an italian flag

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what does that mean

glad carbon
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lets ask the resident italian

broken topaz
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i dont think hes gonna be around at nearly 3 am

pastel quartz
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you say that whenever someone nearly hits your car

deep topaz
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well at least it's relevant for a license plate

pastel quartz
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and you do these hand gestures🤌🤌🤌

broken topaz
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naturally

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🤌 🤌

pastel quartz
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might be butchering it but you say it like that

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nope nevermind

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its just vaffanculo

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it just means fuck you

deep topaz
glad carbon
pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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I love meeting people who talk to me like thrice then exclusively ask me for free notes after

toxic sundial
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I don't furry post

mystic bluff
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Fake ass people I swear

grizzled meadow
broken topaz
pastel quartz
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eep

lost epoch
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That should stop them from ever doing it again

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Fuck them

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I learned this lesson the first semester into college

pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
deep topaz
pastel quartz
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fuck you/fuck off

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
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xelA letting me down fr

pastel quartz
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you didnt specify that it was a translation, just blatantly told him to fuck off, even though thats what vaffanculo means

glad carbon
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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thats like asking someone what "idk" means

grizzled meadow
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@dreamy flax translate "vaffanculo" in english

dreamy flaxBOT
grizzled meadow
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There you go

glad carbon
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what would "eat shit and die" be

grizzled meadow
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Mangia la merda e muori

grizzled meadow
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Stellashiningstar is about to drop the hottest message

glad carbon
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
glad carbon
pastel quartz
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Im gonna have to ask someone else

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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see? miscommunication.

deep topaz
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ball inspection

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everyone drop yer drawers

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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we have an imposter

glad carbon
pastel quartz
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only a hole

deep topaz
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what is a hole but an inverse pole

glad carbon
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pole gang or hole gang

pastel quartz
final cedar
glad carbon
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pole gang be playing tether ball

final cedar
pastel quartz
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not inverse pole

final cedar
glad carbon
final cedar
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@grizzled meadow if a user is pregnant, doesn't that bring the average age down

deep topaz
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yes an inverse pole means an inside out pole

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a hole still has two sides

grizzled meadow
deep topaz
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just no filling

grizzled meadow
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I don't see why in any case

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Or how

glad carbon
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a hole is an absence of a pole

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if you dig out a hole on a beach you make a pole of sand

pastel quartz
final cedar
deep topaz
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yes, just a negative pole

pastel quartz
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pole in pole is fencing

glad carbon
pastel quartz
glad carbon
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good night oggi alle

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
final cedar
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even worse

glad carbon
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if a pregnant person eats food the kids eat it right

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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so using discord would mean the kids use it too

pastel quartz
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too much brainrot

final cedar
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nono, that's just a pro life / choice debate

glad carbon
final cedar
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real talk now it has been shown that the negative effects of the dopamine cycle of terminally online users has a negative impact on the fetus

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comparable to opiate addicts

pastel quartz
final cedar
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her fictional babies gonna come out with terminal skibidi toilet syndrome sadge

pastel quartz
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I was also advised to not be stressed for a prolonged period

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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never know, some people still watch MLG videos and those are like 10 years old

final cedar
pastel quartz
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even more brainrot than this channel

final cedar
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will you teach them the holy scriptures?

fiery plover
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Ain't buying zaza from him ever again 💀

pastel quartz
fiery plover
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Explains why everyone so wanna visit this place kekl

pastel quartz
fiery plover
final cedar
pastel quartz
fiery plover
final cedar
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doesn't know about generational definition
why am I not surprised

final cedar
fiery plover
pastel quartz
final cedar
fiery plover
deep topaz
glad carbon
pastel quartz
glad carbon
fiery plover
glad carbon
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what brainrot do you have

river zealot
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Or is it actually a drug stash

fiery plover
final cedar
river zealot
glad carbon
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irl stashes but the loot is dog

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oh cool 2 stickers and a notepad to write ur name down

river zealot
glad carbon
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give me DRUGS and BULLETS

river zealot
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I go sleep now

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Gn froge

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
glad carbon
pastel quartz
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but all over the world

fiery plover
pastel quartz
fiery plover
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Maybe only in cod kekw

pastel quartz
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I remember that fucking mission

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exploring pripyat like its fucking stalker

fiery plover
pastel quartz
deep topaz
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i saw floppa in there for a split second

pastel quartz
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fetanyl,mixed nuts, and a grenade for an intense match of hot potato

pastel quartz
fiery plover
deep topaz
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flobber so silly

pastel quartz
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nobody saw that

pastel quartz
fiery plover
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I'm currently making mod to add those

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Monolith 🛐🛐🛐

pastel quartz
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I assume its a mono weapon?

fiery plover
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What?

pastel quartz
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monolith, like a weapon monoliths carry

fiery plover
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Nah, I just like monolith

pastel quartz
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because some weapons are more likely to be carried by different factions

pastel quartz
fiery plover
final cedar
pastel quartz
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feels like something monolith would use, a little older of a gun but its been fitted with modernish attachments.

fiery plover
pastel quartz
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monoliths arsenal feels like its made up of guns that would be considered futuristic two decades ago, not complaning though due to their guns being sick

pastel quartz
fiery plover
glad carbon
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monolith guns should def be some corrupted/refined designs of existing guns

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weird polymer stuff instead of wood or bakelite and some cultlike carvings on metal parts

pastel quartz
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I enjoy the tacticool stuff/mods when done smart

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if im finding canted sights on loners i'm going to be confused, but if i find them on mercs it checks out

fiery plover
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This is not so expensive

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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its really out there for an m4 build but its not like

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alien tech

pastel quartz
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also to get the sight itself to put on the rail it pricey, a lot of good sights nowadays are pretty expensive

fiery plover
fiery plover
# glad carbon its really out there for an m4 build but its not like

No, it's scrapped us army program
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM29_OICW

The XM29 OICW (Objective Individual Combat Weapon) was a series of prototypes of a new type of assault rifle that fired 20 mm HE airbursting projectiles. The prototypes were developed as part of the Objective Individual Combat Weapon program in the 1990s. The term SABR (Selectable Assault Battle Rifle) was also used at certain points, but is le...

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It later was separated in 2 different weapons: grenade launcher, and XM-8

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You can borrow last one from ISG

deep topaz
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i think a potentially decent combination could be a sort of recoilless launcher for a rifle

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make a 20-40mm projectile with a solid fuel boost launcher for short range direct fire capabilities

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could potentially have a couple uses. smoke rounds, fragmentation, or HEAT maybe

fiery plover
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Only if you not selling artefacts to Sidirovich, for price that enough to buy 2 breads and can of spoiled meat kekw

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But if budget is less limited, you can get something luxurious like that

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Also that lvl4 night vision, is... kinda more expensive than in game

deep topaz
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what if you just take two dual tubes and mount them at an angle

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2 left 2 right

final cedar
fiery plover
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Look at website names kekl

deep topaz
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no i mean just buy two dual tube sets and mount both on your helmet

fiery plover
deep topaz
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they might be available for civs but they still have noncompetes for the govt

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someone somewhere needs their insane military budget upcharge

fiery plover
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Maybe you can even llegally import them

final cedar
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they got a handful of distributors but these again sell to PMC, police and military

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black market exists but I don't even wana guess how much the upcharge is there

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wait L3Harris?

pastel quartz
fiery plover
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And without paper trace

final cedar
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not the same

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is it?

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pvs don't have the active gate or how it's called

pastel quartz
fiery plover
deep topaz
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I'd rather sacrifice some peripheral vision and save my wallet

fiery plover
weak jackal
glad carbon
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9/10 players experience this

fiery plover
pastel quartz
# weak jackal

im convinced most signalis fans dont even play the game

weak jackal
fiery plover
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See, it's not so hard

glad carbon
deep topaz
pastel quartz
glad carbon
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big boy trucks

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3 miles to the gallon but you can run it off basically anything

deep topaz
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gonna pull up to mcdonalds and siphon all their fryers

fiery plover
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I got digital IR NVG built in my phone)

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It can film in absolute darkness

final cedar
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oh you got a IR light

fiery plover
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But can see only for 5~10m outside at night, or 4 indoors

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
weak jackal
fiery plover
fiery plover
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And probably gen 1 nvg also require ir illuminator

fiery plover
toxic sundial
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Yeah ir illuminators gets you killed worse than just no nods

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
fiery plover
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My nvg actually can work with covered illuminator, using only moon light, but only if it bright enough

fiery plover
deep topaz
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would it be possible to have like, a trap where someone sets off an IR light pointed at them, and it blinds their NVGs?

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at least while they're standing in front of it

fiery plover
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You can't be blinded by NVGs

deep topaz
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i don't mean blinding you, i mean just looking like a white screen on your NVGs

fiery plover
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Maximum you can get, is like flash grenade in CS

deep topaz
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like an IR flashlight pointed directly at you would make your NVGs appear white

fiery plover
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Like ones that you see without nods

deep topaz
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is IR visible at all with normal eyesight

cosmic siren
deep topaz
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im just asking

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in tarkov and such there's like a very light red shadow

glad carbon
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some creatures can see ir light i think

deep topaz
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oh

glad carbon
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not people

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or maybe uv spectrum stuff

slender rock
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🍌

fiery plover
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Average camera vs flashlight:

toxic sundial
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Not enough boobs in chat

fiery plover
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IR camera vs flashlight

glad carbon
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those mantis shrimp are one of em i think

glad carbon
deep topaz
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so its basically the same

fiery plover
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And I have IR flashlight laying somewhere

glad carbon
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post the "waking up for my 0 hour shift at unemployed"

final cedar
toxic sundial
final cedar
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You want boobs?

toxic sundial
final cedar
toxic sundial
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OH GREAT HEAVENS

pastel quartz
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👨‍❤️‍👨 me and big boobs

cosmic siren
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"oh look guys, my 40,000 dollar illegally imported night vision goggles should help me kill the monolith"

the bandit headlamp:

fiery plover
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Most important use of my camera, is checking for CCTVs, they also have same IR camera, and huuge IR illuminator, that invisible for human eye, but I can see them with my camera.

toxic sundial
final cedar
proud torrent
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brainfart

glad carbon
toxic sundial
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WAIT GUYS CAN DO THAT TOO

glad carbon
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this cat's name is "yiff", google his name to find more

pastel quartz
proud torrent
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I am playing arma, joined server and pilots have been unable to find the friendly jet that's supposed to respawn.
Some dipshit managed to crash land it dangling on the railings of the air craft carrier so no one saw it from the carrier deck

fiery plover
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IR flashlight in front of average camera, and IR camera

final cedar
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this goober is called "Tuskegee Syphilis Study"

fiery plover
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You can barely see this blue glow

glad carbon
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this lil guy is called "beheaded corpse"

toxic sundial
deep topaz
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so its a slight blue gluw

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glow

toxic sundial
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Guh I drank water too fast and now tummy hurt

fiery plover
weak jackal
fiery plover
toxic sundial
final cedar
glad carbon
fiery plover
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Average ammo in stalker gamma

toxic sundial
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If it cycles idc KekSkew

deep topaz
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it it goes bang and flies downrange it's good enough

fiery plover
toxic sundial
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9moa Is acceptable comrade just keep shooting

fiery plover
glad carbon
toxic sundial
fiery plover
deep topaz
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guy shoved a whittled pistachio into a case and thought we wouldn't notice

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
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Only with expensive license

weak jackal
fiery plover
toxic sundial
fiery plover
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  • Chemical damage
toxic sundial
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Corrosive ammo, clean after shoot

glad carbon
toxic sundial
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Rebarreling isn't terribly expensive though

fiery plover
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Most people don't care about their guns

fiery plover
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Check my (future) setup

uncut obsidian
final cedar
toxic sundial
final cedar
toxic sundial
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Also 14 pounds????

toxic sundial
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Good lord that's heavy

glad carbon
final cedar
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idk

glad carbon
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fuck i forgot the name

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its the dude who's music video was him taking someone elses grandma as his own

final cedar
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salvatore gnacci?

deep topaz
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I wonder if the different colored tip on PMC bronze ammo is actually bronze

glad carbon
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yeah

fiery plover
red coyote
fiery plover
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Almost like SR-25

glad carbon
red coyote
glad carbon
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both in music and vide

glad carbon
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it really is

fiery plover
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Can someone check, if 5.45 can physically fit in 5.56 mag!?

deep topaz
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it'll be short

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5.45x39 vs 5.56x45

red coyote
fiery plover
red coyote
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you know what would actually fit a 5.56 mag? crayola

toxic sundial
fiery plover
fiery plover
red coyote
toxic sundial
fiery plover
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And you probably got bolt action

glad carbon
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thoughts

toxic sundial
glad carbon
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theres so many other laser combos you can use that aren't a billion dollars

red coyote
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god i wish i could shoot crayons out of an AR

red coyote
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lmfao

glad carbon
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and also chinese ripoffs of the scopeswitch that you can make urself for like 40usd

fiery plover
red coyote
toxic sundial
final cedar
toxic sundial
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I've got 2 primary arms prisms that I'm very happy with

red coyote
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IT'S BLOCKED ON DISCORD

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WMG blocked it

fiery plover
red coyote
glad carbon
final cedar
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I know I shouldn't laugh at "haha weird" but that just made me happy

glad carbon
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fiery plover
final cedar
glad carbon
red coyote
glad carbon
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for when ur too lazy to even move ur arm

toxic sundial
uncut obsidian
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it's joever

glad carbon
uncut obsidian
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roskomnadzor is trying to block Telegram and WhatsApp

glad carbon
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bro....

toxic sundial
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What does that mean

uncut obsidian
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i can only access telegram with vpn rn

final cedar
glad carbon
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its not a fudd thing

toxic sundial
final cedar
glad carbon
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so many things i see people soyjack about on guns are useless

uncut obsidian
dreamy flaxBOT
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Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

final cedar
glad carbon
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omg the hydra mount for my t1!!!

uncut obsidian
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I'm not using that

final cedar
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k.

uncut obsidian
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€5/month?

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bro free vpns exist

glad carbon
uncut obsidian
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imagine spending money for vpn

final cedar
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was about to suggest you a monthly voucher keksad

glad carbon
toxic sundial
glad carbon
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how do you think they make the money

uncut obsidian
glad carbon
#

madi the free vpns will see you google big buff men 30x a day

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dont fall for it

deep topaz
#

may as well route your data straight through a CIA VPN

red coyote
#

i approve

uncut obsidian
#

why would i care about cia either if I'm in russia

toxic sundial
#

"bro it's okay opera comes wit a built in vpn"

deep topaz
#

CIA doesn't care about borders

red coyote
glad carbon
#

what if...

final cedar
#

ain't tor open?

glad carbon
fiery plover
# glad carbon its not a fudd thing

Of course you can run lpvo even without it, but you also can run even without lpvo)
One finish sniper... Ahh censure, well he was good just with iron sights.

red coyote
toxic sundial
glad carbon
final cedar
#

@uncut obsidian can you into onion router?

toxic sundial
#

Guys im going to buy a 40$ monstrum 5x and become elite sniper watch me

uncut obsidian
final cedar
uncut obsidian
#

i mean i know what onion browser is

toxic sundial
glad carbon
#

nota will be sniper elite in real life

final cedar
#

just use telegram web via TOR

uncut obsidian
#

what is an onion router

red coyote
#

people need to just get an elcan specter and be happy

toxic sundial
final cedar
#

if you use like brave as a browser it got it built in

uncut obsidian
toxic sundial
final cedar
#

for telegram it should be enough

uncut obsidian
#

that's one way to sell yourself to china

final cedar
#

oh yeah opera got built in vpn solutions too, are they free?

fiery plover
red coyote
toxic sundial
red coyote
#

im in

toxic sundial
#

I wish eotechs were cheaper. I get premium quality but 600$ is just ridiculous for 0 magnification

deep topaz
#

instead of duct tape use a ratchet strap

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or a tourniquet

red coyote
toxic sundial
#

PSA needs to start making eotechs

deep topaz
#

if gun bleed gun okay cause tourniquet

red coyote
final cedar
glad carbon
toxic sundial
# fiery plover

I've heard the gen 3 dog leg by tws actually works pretty good, don't have personal experience

fiery plover
toxic sundial
fiery plover
#

MP-5 but, "I need bigger booolets" 💀

final cedar
#

3$ laser pointer, ali express
4$ marinara sauce, use clean the jar
2$ roll of electrical tape

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I present you the 9$ holo sight

uncut obsidian
#

aliexpress delivery time is massive

slender rock
#

hell yeah

slender rock
deep topaz
#

just make one of these

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use laser pointer on glass

toxic sundial
#

Then you are back to red dot

fiery plover
#

Bro got beef with Lincoln)

toxic sundial
glad carbon
slender rock
#

Blade is passed out on stream...again

fiery plover
slender rock
#

christ

glad carbon
#

who?

toxic sundial
fiery plover
slender rock
glad carbon
#

ok

deep topaz
glad carbon
slender rock
#

lolcow

deep topaz
#

make your own rounds

glad carbon
toxic sundial
#

My dick isn't California compliant

glad carbon
#

why even care

glad carbon
slender rock
#

Train wreck affect

fiery plover
#

Just got myself this outfit

slender rock
#

also a case study of how the internet can ruin your life

slender rock
fiery plover
fiery plover
river robin
slender rock
#

fucker

atomic crane
#

week 1 of malware analysis:

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(virus plays with your graphics and then wipes the MBR)

fiery plover
#

Rate my drip

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It gonna arrive on Sunday

river robin
atomic crane
uncut obsidian
fluid heron
atomic crane
#

i got to see an MBR wipe happen in real time without my own computer being damaged because of virtual machines and because we're not handling any VM-escape malware (yippee!!)

fiery plover
fluid heron
#

Bear drip better

river robin
# fiery plover Rate my drip

Probably overpriced while not even being comfortable.
All military “fashion” brands are shit. Just by surplus stuff instead of being a tard.

fluid heron
atomic crane
#

unless you airsoft larp, all that gear is a waste

uncut obsidian
deep topaz
#

nah bro please just buy this techwear jacket I'm shilling that has 30 pockets please bro it's only $270

fluid heron
#

y'all just wear normal clothes please

fiery plover
river robin
atomic crane
#

when you're a fat gey loser like me, you're lucky to find a pair of jeans that look nice on you. i actually managed this a couple weeks ago so i'm pretty happy with that

deep topaz
#

nah bro I'm way cooler than you 🤓

fluid heron
deep topaz
#

weep you plebian

fluid heron
#

Omfg

deep topaz
#

you wish you were me

atomic crane
river robin
#

Why yes I do look like I’m wearing a bunch of garbage bags and I paid $600 for it. No it’s not comfortable and I only wore it for the photo.

deep topaz
fluid heron
#

Oml

atomic crane
#

the suspenders bro

river robin
#

Grab them by the straps and use it to easily throw them around

fiery plover
fluid heron
#

Techwear is so fucking cringe

atomic crane
#

buys pants with suspenders, doesnt even use the suspenders

deep topaz
#

these look like Yakuza ingame joke outfits

fluid heron
#

These look like dying light dlc outfits

river robin
# deep topaz

Guy on the right really like “LOOK AT MY SHITTY BUCKET HAT!!!”

atomic crane
#

I'm a Runner.

lost epoch
atomic crane
fluid heron
#

Bros bucket hat looks like it has fishing hooks on it

fiery plover
fluid heron
deep topaz
#

i love having fishing hooks swinging off my bucket hat so i have a nonzero chance of my cornea being pierced

#

best one yet

toxic sundial
river robin
#

I like looking like a total fucking tool in public while paying way too much to do so at the same time omg it makes me so hard ugh I’m gonna

lost epoch
#

This looks so stupid

fiery plover
fluid heron
#

This ain't cyberpunk

lost epoch
#

Cyberpuss

fiery plover
deep topaz
#

i love paying to look homeless

fluid heron
#

arasaka looking ass

toxic sundial
deep topaz
fluid heron
atomic crane
final cedar
#

nvmd, I misread that you got malware escaping the sandbox

fluid heron
#

The malware is escaping the mainframe

toxic sundial
#

Seriously though people spend way too much money on dumb stuff like 5.11 tactical edge pants, and they are incredibly easy to spot by anyone who's actually in the know

river robin
# deep topaz

Bro looks like he came out of a C tier Sci-fi movie

atomic crane
#

it's a silly little virus for us to learn on so it's primarily messing with the graphics but it wipes the MBR at the end

#

they want us to be able to use VMs to analyze the shit so they won't be giving us any that escapes

deep topaz
toxic sundial
#

Wear gym shorts and a bob Marley T-shirt, but stay strapped. That's how you conceal

river robin
atomic crane
#

it looks so bad too

fluid heron
deep topaz
river robin
toxic sundial
fiery plover
final cedar
fluid heron
deep topaz
atomic crane
#

techwear = you get zero bitches and you drop whole warehouse-wage paychecks on pockets

deep topaz
#

is that in iphone 1 or something

fluid heron
toxic sundial
atomic crane
fluid heron
#

Anything looks good in nice lighting

toxic sundial
#

Trust me I'm all for wearing gear and feeling cool but do it in your home or at an airsoft game, not in public

atomic crane
#

i legit cant think of any reason

fluid heron
#

Arby's food looks good in lighting

river robin
#

If I perfectly cube a piece of shit then cover it in gold foil and have some nice lighting, would you be able to tell it’s shit?

deep topaz
#

hey arby's is good

final cedar
atomic crane
lunar brook
#

It looks good because a photographer has lvl100 in photography and thats it

toxic sundial
# fiery plover

Some dude wearing a wife beater and Crocs will smoke your ass everytime because he has better cardio

river robin
deep topaz
#

my local arby's is staffed purely by highschool dropouts so they get the most simple order wrong all the fucking time

atomic crane
final cedar
#

oh yeah, wifebeater tech is pretty high tier

fiery plover
slender rock
atomic crane
fiery plover
#

My primary method of transportation is bike, and running

toxic sundial
#

Good, everyone needs more cardio imo

glad carbon
river robin
glad carbon
#

dont wear tactical drip or whatever

#

please

fluid heron
#

I don't eat at fast food that shit is getting way too expensive

atomic crane
#

techwear people when they get told to turn out their pockets

deep topaz
fluid heron
#

you order a shitty ass burger and then basically robbed

fiery plover
river robin
toxic sundial
#

Tacticool goober when I 300 win mag from the treeline

river robin
atomic crane
#

fast food is for affluent people these days

deep topaz
#

every time i order a half pound roast beef i get a fucking single roast beef and I HAVE to raise hell cause it's a $5 difference and I want my fuckin beef

fluid heron
#

Bro just make food

atomic crane
#

it honestly might cause some people to stop being so fat

glad carbon
atomic crane
river robin
fluid heron
glad carbon
final cedar
deep topaz
atomic crane
deep topaz
#

I have to eat out

atomic crane
#

you read my mind

glad carbon
atomic crane
toxic sundial
deep topaz
#

life is unbearable when you have to eat spaghetti twice a week

toxic sundial
#

I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I think they want to keep us fat so we never fight back

river robin
glad carbon
#

its like basically the same

fluid heron
#

Went to a ramen shop and a bowl was like 18 bucks they better suck and fuck me for 18 bucks

atomic crane
#

honestly that sounds badass i would love to eat spaghetti and pot roast regularly

toxic sundial
river robin
#

My head hurts :(

glad carbon
#

spaghetti, pizza, and chicken

deep topaz
#

I'd buy my own food to cook but the fridge is 80% full at all times with fucking pickle jars and leftover food NOBODY EATS

fiery plover
deep topaz
#

we have an entire fridge shelf full of fucking pickle jars

final cedar
glad carbon
#

go to home depot and get a thick black trash bag

atomic crane
glad carbon
#

double line em

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and dump it all in the bag

final cedar
#

dollar to 0

fluid heron
#

Go to home Depot and construct a pipe bomb

final cedar
#

total collapse