#πͺbruh-fart
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shooting the cam also kills the feed
Toz34 good
Bro, I saw the fucking big ass anime figurines on pedistols that were illuminated
when i saw the cp in the streamers room i just walked up to him and asked him to turn around then blew his head off with a 12 gauge
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i watch anime occassionally, but man do i not want to be near anyone who likes the stuff or collects figurines
9/10 they put it in jarsπ€’π€’
yeah never understood the putting toys on your shelf as decoration as a grown ass man
if you're gonna collect figures, at least make them functional like Warhammer figures or these
Sounds satisfying to raid
at least with those, you can play a boardgame
funko pops are a little more tame
Terrible yea
nah just as bad or even worse
mgs5 punished snake figurine
would love to own one
funko pops are like those weird animal stuff toys that took the world by storm at one point
forgot their name, but a family wasted like a fortune on them thinking they'll be collectors' items
not that satisfying because it takes all of your score away if you kill him
imagine buying a weird ass anime figure when you can be buying a figure of snake or a PMC
blah blah rules of engagement throws m67 frag in streamer room
this guy gets it ^
collectors items is they have a certain thing about them that makes them stand out, if they collect generic ass figures they get NOTHING
RoE is gae, we're SWAT and can get away with it
yeah where's uncle sam when you need em
like funko pops, but collectors of those are full of cope regarding that
*7 man firing line
M1014 magdump
reminds of that one guy, respect to that guy who domed the predator who groomed his son in an airport
you're using tax dollars to kill people, that's basically the spirit of Uncle Sam
fair enough
I can't defeat tigrex
skill issue
reminds me of some kid in south america who would bait groomers into meeting him to which he'll beat them up whilst wearing a spiderman costume
I will pin you to the floor and breed you all night
smh, Sony should've had him in the latest spiderman movie
no way, miles morales?
Fucking wierdo kys
justice by definition, if you rπ a kid im blowing your head off π―
then I will end you and breed you all over again
the based morales
https://www.cbr.com/teen-spider-man-beats-up-pedophile/
average romanian grown ass man
who let blud cook
get him out of the kitchen
GET HIM OUT THE KITCHEN
I can not make this clear enough. You are a waste of human DNA, you are stealing co2 from people that actually contribute to society. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, You should kill yourself NOW
posts anime gif
ah that explains why
BINGO
CO2? We plants now?
in this case yes
After you're done projecting 99% of your insecurities on me, we will end the little break and get back to breeding you.
somehow being a potato under the ground is nicer than reading chat
i would prefer being a potato rn
this is aids
potato? yes because your commisar instructed you to harvest them
spud
spud buds
are potato good in zomboid I grow the cabbag
yup yup
but I also have potat
silence molester
nah, this hiv
*Moe Lester
this worse than aids
my b
lester the molester
uwu
π moe
also written as moΓ©.
A Japanese slang term (ironically, first employed by [otaku]) used to refer to the fetish [for or] sexual attraction to idealized people, usually a fictional perfect young girl.
Since then, moΓ© has come to be used as a general term for a hobby, [mania] or fetish (non-sexual or otherwise). This is contrasted with otaku, which would be taking the specific hobby, mania or fetish to harmful levels.
would rather see Dylan and Eric go to a school than him
his ass steps foot in one, call the cops
you guys are pretty weird ngl
ima b off latterr
put him in here
this shit my metal gear un-solid
me shooting a vietnamese family
based sa58
the irony is strong with this one
that's the SPC-9, but i have been running the SA58 lately
we all are
Clear sky member
this is brainfart after all
Least insane type of course
get this, how does a bullpup in 5.45 sound
bullpups? ew
Whatever its time to read political books
woah hey buddy it's not okay to think differently??
I have this brainfart in my head, what if I created an integrally supressed ak platform in 5.45, It'll sound like slapping someone
The book is about why ledy is superior in brainfart
damn extremist
the surpressor is long enough for you to get a c clamp on it
Yes because ledy sent me a video one time
don't give PSA any ideas, they are unveiling a bullpup AK and a AKV-521 clone in SHOT SHOW
I have a spot for bullpups in my heart(I love the famas g3 felin)
Is it 1984
prolly
i'll spare you for that because i do love the AUG
still hate bullpups not because of the trigger, but because i am a southpaw
Bullpups are cute
Ledy sent this
you won't spare me for this one, Im french, thats why I love the famas platform, also its the only time where the factory ones have fun switches
You'll understand the fact why thinking different is bad
correct
Just watch it

"ma'am your daughters manipulated someone elses kid to steal all the candy from the pantry" my reaction to that information
Sir the third baguette hit the Eiffel tower
@pastel quartz (serannanas) has been muted for 6 hours for reason: Ayo, shut the fuck up. Sexually harassing people via text like that is not ok. We catch your ass doing this again and it won't end well.
Call it as joking all you want, but some people are uncomfortable with it.
MONSIUER THEY HIT ZE ZECOND TOWER

fun fact: the Americans have made FAMAS clones
I need to be a good romanian right now
p!exile
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Shut up
with the full auto trigger group?
probably one of them has if they have the license
the ogres love the swamp
bro completely lost it
Because I have lovely Uuu and W on my side
GUARDS GET THIS INMATE BACK INTO HIS CELL AND SEDATE HIM
the FAMAR
who the fuck is uuu and w
Kurwa
minecraft buddies
Learn it

HELL YEAH, THE MOST EXPERIENCED SERVER ADMINISTRATOR
we thug it out
just ignores the enitre mod list
can i exit the brainfart pls
FAMAR in FELIN configuration
beautiful
when the Americans want a rare gun, they're gonna fucking find a way to make a clone
i love you too pokey poo
STG-44 clones are on their way thanks to the Americans
sg-556 clones
I wish a manufacturer could produce an sg-556 clone with the exact same reliability, but half the price
problem is most don't give a shit about the SG weapons
the FAMAS is iconic enough where there are a lot willing to work hard to clone one
why do guns name have so many numbers
I want to shoot not read maths
most poeple would just get ar-15s
thats why
or AR-18 derivatives
you should full auto it 
bro did an unjam animation irl
a true stalker irl omg
it's not my FAMAR nor do i have the licensing to make it full auto
you should totaly
full auto it

ah yes, the constant unjamming
average famas
wait
wait wait wait wait
there's worse than this?????
YOU GLOW HARD AS HELL
BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN
you want to find out?
makes a burst fire weapon
magazine not divisible by 3
holy shit
People don't copy the French for a reason
i like to fuck around
Thats the point
When youre out of ammo
yep, thats the french alright
don't forget the finnicky fire selector system they got
and not find out
It will only shoot twice
yep that sounds like a g1, so fucking much, and if you dont use steel cased rounds, it just rips it out not even cycling properly
Π‘ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠΈ
ok strange russian speaking guy
ΡΠΏΠ°ΡΠΈΠ±ΠΎ
doesn't even take nato 30 round mags
Π°ΠΉ ΡΠΌ Π½ΠΎΡ ΡΡΡΠ΅Π½Π³Π΅ Π³Π°ΠΉ
Ρ ΡΠ³Π΅ΠΉ
you forget how that complicates logistics with the MiniMi since that one needs to shoot brass cased 5.56
Isn't 5.56 brass by default
thats why the g2 was adapted to take nato mags
yeah, but the FAMAS is French
I am confused
it shoots steel cased because French design
shooting brass out of a FAMAS will rip the casing
yes, but the famas is made by the french, it has to shoot steel cased rounds, or as this guys says, the rounds will rip the casing
Gun designers don't copy the French for a reason
simple explanation is Its french, it has to be different
You know your Protege Vehicule Petit (pardon the butchering of the weird language that is French)? Why does a military vehicle look like a moving block?
the g1 doesnt even take steel nato mags, it has its own mags
and it's in 25 rounds rathern than 30
but the 3 round burst isnt fucking divisible by the capacity
3 round burst but the mag cap is not divisible by 3
When you're out of ammo it will shot only 2 bullets
ingΓ©nierie franΓ§aise
So you know you're out of ammo
the 2 lonely bullets in the mag be like
why have you forsaken us
Man, where are the damn memes
one of the most French things that gets me is how they thought having a nuclear missile on a fighter jet was a good idea
im not a gun specialist but i'd rather choose my gun to fire 3 bursts everytime unless i cycle semi auto mid fight
imagine a sidewinder but it has the power of a nuke
hi
burst fire is stupid as hell to begin with
just train more to get more rounds off in semiauto
omg maja 4 
Hiiii
do you like guns
i like guns
dude, look at the wierd ass turret design of the amx 50 surblindΓ©
hii
and i thought the Brits having a giant ass box behind a Sherman's turret was wack
Release the blueprints
sorry but Im a german main
This is France's Humvee
it looks like a mail van
whos that
block of cheese on wheels
non, they are mine
French designed a Chinese finger trap in their guns
thats because its french
and the part where france refuses to buy jets from nato because they designed and produced their own jets
and participated for the Eurofighter program only to bail out
c'est une tradition franΓ§aise d'Γͺtre diffΓ©rent, mΓͺme si ce que tu as est pire
I killed my father
still funny how the old Browning Hi-Powers had shit triggers because the French specifically asked for a weird and useless safety feature when they ordered the pistol
actual cringelord, kys
your? or you're
what
the newer Hi-Powers removed that feature so the triggers feel good now
you re scottish
did you know that the gign used a 357 revolver
that phrase...
with a goddamn scope and bipod
ik, and they turn it to a sniper rifle at times
i will commend them though, those revolvers are basically indestructible
ik those, im autistic enough to know them
true

the French also have a revolver that has a bonus feature, it can shoot a shotgun shell
LeMat revolvers
its french tradition to be different, I learned that by living most of my life with my french relatives
i have a weird list of antique guns that are fucking weird, the French have like 1/5 of that list
be different.
ever heard of Darne shotguns? French double barrels with weird ass actions
ass actions
thats why I'm gonna design my own bullpup with an integrated supressor in 5.45
and can easily be converted to 5.56
Maybe but I lost my skirt
i am easily convertable to islam
ahaha what?
be different
Sadly I don't believe in god 
thats what I learned by pretty much growing up in france
believe in me
You're my god now
say omg and i like what again
Oh my uuu
π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯france mentioned wtf is social governmentβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπ«π·π«π·π«π·
why
You don't exist!!!!
They cannot understand your power and might
uh oh, government fucked up, time to riot
i can warm your weiner
Flu is bad
fry to death
I hate flu

sssssss
c'est pour cela que le gouvernement a peur de faire le mauvais choix, pourquoi ? parce que ça mène à une autre émeute
Absolute boy lover
i am cooking
what's that
vintage story
its minecraft?
what is special with that gaem
(every extreme authoritian ever)
minecraft modpack looking ass
no one
walter white after robbing a warehouse:
its like minecraft but survival slowed down with more "natural" medieval progression
Gotta melt and pour metal into shapes
okay proect zomboid
I havent even seen iron or zinc yet
eksdee even
true this, you know why? because when you visit paris, you have to speak fluent french, or else if you ask a local for directions, chances are they'll answer you properly and 2 they'll insult you for not being fluent in said language
its not funny why you laughing
parizz β€οΈ
i thought u said extra fries
can you confirm that paris does smell like piss? can you also confirm that it is so bad that it traumatizes Japanese tourists?
I repeat, do not visit paris, I only fit in with them because, I can speak fluent french
it does
and I grew up there too
Paris Syndrome, something coined because of utter disappointment in Paris
skibidirbinghamπ
yes
damn
u admitted my existence
most of the locals you encounter smell sour with strong perfume layered on top of that
ssfser
it wasnt that bad when i went there ngl
you must've spoke fluent french then
sounds like the average noble in the middle ages
bask in perfume to mask the scent of shit and piss
I admit your existence as an analogy
too hard
i just said bonjour with an accent then didnt even look at the staff in the face 
most of the buildings are still from that era, The apartment I stayed in was built in the early 1700s - 1900s
youre paris vampire
yeah, just don't sound like a tourist
so thats why there is a thermite problem in france
this actually looks cool
yes
the buildings are fucking old
but still standing
yea that worked, food was really bad tho. like really bad
what'd you get
What are you playing, looks interesting
vintage story
thats just how the game comes
shredded turkey breast with rice, 
Minecraft right?
no
no, different game
do not
nice to see it's popping off
dude
Mojang is ass now
i saw this game back in 2020
and was astonished
and it's now getting some fame that it rightfully deserves
like holy shit this game is crazy
you went straight to the strong stuff before you got a taste of the basic stuff
if you want cubeworld but free, try Veloren
unlike cuberworld's dev, Veloren's dev team is actually active and COMMUNICATES with people
i fucked around, and found out.. never again lol
a tip is eat the most basic french delicacies, its much easier to stomach
escargot... shudders
uncle
safest option is pastry π₯
safest option is to take the plane and take all your meals in a different country
shoulda just got a croissant
take a plain and head to the
don't try the exotic stuff
yelo
hi
hello
man, now im reminded of the french arguing on how to call a chocolate croissant
we just need money
qwaso
> Take a plane to the other side of the world
my friends tried snail and steak tartar lmfao iβd never
> Still in france 
AHAHA
france
francerooms
oh yeah dont try that, thats just a a snail, you are eating a snail
stay away from it
I had to wash my tastebuds with wine after eating a meal of that
every country started becoming france in 1789
wdym
I love how a common segment in brainfart is dunking on France and the UK
like I said man, don't try the exotic stuff
btw im asking out of curiosity. do people not wipe their ass after shitting?
??????
unless you tried the basic stuff
π
Why I cannot see riot in my country
Be bisexual its better
sometimes
ahahah
I wash it
sometimes they do sometimes they don't

You know 2 is enough but U need to use third to be sure
half of the population kinda believes that before rte, there wasnt refrigerators in turkey thats why
I just appreciate the bidet in my bathroom back at my apartment in paris
turkish moment
I never had to buy toilet paper
go out
I'm ready for rimming all time

what
do the thug washer 
do not look that up
Don't search it
I repeat do not look that up
stay the fuck away from it
simple explanation?
Someone inserts a tongue to bunghole
i didnt even tried to search it up
i always ask
people
ah, okay i remember now
oh god
okay
thats why you shouldnt look it up
search siyah peynir on the internet
if you asking
non
DO NOT

im curious

i almost cried when my friend ditched me off
safe search prolly. dont search it without safe search
me when my friend don't want to play barotrauma
OOHHH
same
my friend said that the game is boring ass
ive been sad for a couple of hours
you're litteraly me
i have barotrauma but i have 0 fucking friends playing it
i got 200 hours on it
and every single server is full of russian people
or 150
hi !!
hi !!
bro if uβd like to play iβll add u im still interested in learning that game
Maja clone to clone communication
yeah who is maja
u dont know?
time for you to write a server leaving copypasta
bruhh i didnt saw any big creatures in this game at all im still noob too tbh
discord drama
yeah sure
BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU CAN ALWAYS DELETE DISCORD
not sure if i would play it right now tho..................................
I'm up for barotrauma if any wants to play
in the next days
weeks
month
years
nicee!!!!!
I like the call to action
cool!
i get on on weekends
im busy weekdays
Fat L
I'm litteraly not maja
me too
Fat W
@vale sand Jawohl
@inland jackal
its just melanin people having sex. not worth your time lol
! fuck yeah!

its a whole joke in turkish tho bc siyah peynir means black cheese, and people wouldnβt know about black cheese not being cheese
funniest turkish joke
its not funny, its a 5th grade joke
black cheese
black milk
oreo
sire penis
least aerodynamic person in turkey
thats literally charcoal
who eats these moldy ass stuff
millions of people eat it
starting with asian people only
with the tofu
alive
instead

AHAHAHHAHA
I like brie and gouda
sure
I only live for
nice
these look fairly okay
brie is crazy
what kind is that
i killed the old man in that one map in RoN
the most cheese cheese
he ran at me and my fight or flight instincts kicked in and he got shot
"common type" pokemon of cheese
who fucking runs towards a swat officer
Wensleydale cheese from it
whats the name of it
me
ComtΓ©
fair, how many bullet holes?
white people cheese?
you ever count the holes in a cheese grater
idrk i dont like cheese at all
But it's produced locally, so in my un-biais opinion its the best
lmao
white people cheese
there's none π
make the holes yourself
no wtf
rape the cheese
jod i pretty much like cheese!
wtf? its not funny u can make someone drink mountain dew by accident
yeah :/
this is called subversion of expectations in the comedy world
take notes
100% looserate
oh shit your right man i didnt realise just how fcked up it is
50/50
me personally i like drinking shit
yeah sure
can you trust people who dont like cheese
yes i dont liek cheese im not a rat
I say no
i js dont like raw cheese
π«Έ π€π€π€ππππππ
Yep I will bring the hazelnuts
one you dont have to live with the consequences
theres a tumor between index and middle finger
no gore in brainfart
wtf send a normal picture
your so me
?
injure old people
all it takes to kill you is a wrong blood transfer
my whimsical reaction to that: newly found information:
buhbuhbuh big boss??
fat W
what about it
oo she called you fat W you gonna take that??
IT s you who called him like that
the plot thickens
water filters are satisfying
agree
yea they aight
ahahahahha
dont do it
You better not stand next to a blood transfer machine (syringue) alone when I know it
that a threat
ok i wouldnt
deetle doot
tantrum
what fucking russian deepstone cave are you finding these in
its his toilet paper
im so concerned for your wellbeing
Heβs reading between his wipes
that me hook
riddle me this, batman, is it a sex toy or a vegetable?
Riddle me this, Batman, whatβs green and long and grows over time?
wrong answers only
cocumber
Riddle me this Batman, what is long, hard, and has cum in the middle?
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he knows what you did
he posted pizza with pinapple
its so sad to lose him
feels like just today he was posting memes, and now hes doomed to die
it feels like you can still hear him talking sometimes π
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exactly
okay

cringe @weary kindle reactions 
what was the post about exactly im curious
like how nsfw was it
i didnt see it
HOLYYYYYYY
I'd leave fr
are you serious pensive
can we post jeffrey epstein here? for joke purposes?
fucking animal
what did he post
it wasnt even nsfw
was it that bad?
30 day mute tho?
it obv was lol
i saw it
send in dms
Alvin and the Chipmunks getting head meme
ehhh
and u cant see anything
understandable. that meme goofy asf
war thunder
not warcraft
and u can't read rules
ya bastard removed my
reaction earlier 
this u
this uuu
nsfw pictures are lame
uuu posting nsfw??
fuck uuu uuu
thats it
no pensive did that
fuck uuu
no man left behind
uuu doing war crimes!!!!!
uuuu
bogos binted
protos phinted
hi
yelo
classic Maja L
Bybye chat
my incredibly grounded and stern reaction to you:
idk what this would be called but not an efficient way to eat corn
to be fair, pensive did play with fire it seems
unlike poor spacezoro, who accidentally sent a cursed meme
poor guy. gone too soon
should have unbanned him instead of that good for nothing bulgarian
so that like... 6? this month
pensive or zoro
@slender rock
NSFW
maya X.0
porn
Why is will zerking off in the lab
boykisser gif
Guhh
Ryry meltdown
π±
furry post
three more
overused memes
what are the points, something commonly occuring in brainfart?
moderator """"""""""""abuse"""""""""
Alex posting the worst take on earth
new exile disses mods and pretend to not care
ru chat invasion
maja clones attack
thirsty chat
blur with random music post
catboy greeting
Falco locks down chat to post a wot
iedy locks down chat to be cool
something from the top of the head
Randy you bald as s***
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no? the signs that youre a braindarter
the fuck is a braindarter
Jabooby wall of text
Blur posting something about music
Busy said it
Maja clone number X
yes
how do we do fellow braindead people
I think it all has been Maja
what have I missed
sex
stop stealing my ideas
rando posting once and getting banned
holy shit
that one is good tho
unfortunately being mod is a L
at that point just make that thing in paint lol
whatever you say cum name
im not mad?
u seem mad tho
I like how brainfart has its own slurs
Iedy being based?
you saying that automatically makes you look mad
New event for 2024
look how mad he is
fuming
MALDING
downright malding
FUCK YOU PAVLO
wdym based
double banned for nsfw meme
hold on
mhm
i dont really care lol i just stated my opinion
Based on me
not really possible to get mad over people on discord

Jabooby missing, shit bin
hold on
do we want to do a 5x5 then
fuck
you didn't have to call him a shit bin π
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p!birb
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Berry
!unlockdown
β Unlocked πͺbrainfart.
No.
Yes
Aldo returns soon btw
I don't care
alo
you have been saying that for 56 years now
i tried to make something
He actually messaged us last week or around there
He said he will return around February
/nameme
Also yβall not making a full bingo chart and only making BIN and BING is fucking painful
you know nothing will stop him
@grizzled meadow liar
i mean it'll take all day to decide on the shit
?
unlock nameme





