#🎪bruh-fart
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Rather ||generational wealth||
generational wealth isn't plot armor
its achieved through slavery and exploiting african countries
but I'd argue it's the bats true super power
I love how Justice League voted to kick Batman out of the Overwatch station
they did?
the ironic part is that the Justice League station

he should be petty as heck
turning off the oxygen
a whole side story of batman implementing minor, slightly annoying disturbances into the station
sneaking around turning lights on and off
well what is justice leauge going to do?
creating random noises
kick him out of his own property?
didn't they 
just like how i kicked out the single mother of 3
and let that drunk father who left his family delay his rent for the 3rd time
literally me after hitting the most empty and ugliest clutch of all time ]
this one time i hit a clutch
the enemy just ran at me
and i just hs'ed all of them
and our morales were so low
nobody even cheered me up
nobody even said good job
and then we lost
Blue Monday
do you think its like the alien where they have a 2nd mouth
I keep finding funny videos with shifty captions
this would be infinitely funnier if it had no text
Yello
hello x
Alo
Hello yohan
guten morgen
Morgen
Isnt there a big display showing you battery percentage
Time zone issue
i said
i will have my breakfast and sleep
breakfast happens when its morning
its a sleeping schedule issue
wood fired pizza
what will pizza do now?
You are saying a ginger bred this man?
I think it's mentioned in Prometheus, the Xenomorphs initially were a biological weapon created by the Engineers and the Xenomorphs we know started after a facehugger infected a Yautja
Just get the thing from the thing movies
yeah
Hmm, seems like Predaliens don't have a second mouth, I might've remembered it wrong
Alo iediy
what does post coital subject mean 
the shit you talk about with after sex
man why are people not interested in yautja
like they are way cooler then xenomorphs
the tribal structure is fuckin rad for them
the different classes and hierarchy that they naturally have
you have to fight and kill a xenomorph and then use its acidic blood to mark your helmet
to become a real yautja and hunter
like how cool is that
PEPPA PIG 
who?
would
I've read it as pepega pig 
ME : Have to start work in 4 hours
Boss : we gonna have a council meeting, please come 3 hours early
?????????????

3 hours early for a council? He mad?
Why not do that shit right when shift changes
yummy yummy in my tummy
She. And thats probably when she is at work, then she prob leaves or whatever
Yes her "shift" ends probably then thats why
we should have had it like yesterday ( so it was during my work hours ) but ofc she changed it for whatever reason
and now i have to go early just to fuck around

Chicago nights are something else
You are missing the gunshots
i will now go to my friend group and make this joke for a turkish city
play the video first
esenyurt
yes
what was the mod for magazines
mags redux?
thx
how do you know that
I didn't ask for support
Schrödingers brainfart
brainfart is whatever it wants to be
this channel provides psychological support so this is support channel
but its always retarded
it's mental support, racism, memes, and general fuckery all at once
The glue sniffing channel
you forgot paper eating
i love consuming information!
anyway, yesterday i found out helmets in RoN can stop rifle caliber rounds
some dumb school shooter domed me with an AK but it did nothing
idk if the SWAT dude is a terminator but guy did not flinch at all nor was he concussed
it helps my brain develop!
how to cure aids
kill yourself
Kurt Cobain trickshot
is there any new brainfart lore? i havent been on the channel nor server in a while
after I spread it
yes
gonna pee in the pool whilst wearing a suit and afro?
that's old lore
like a few months
too bad the impact was strong, too fucking many maja clones were in here for a while
did you know that women actually don't have balls
i still don't know how they store pee
lmaooo
i just saw this in a pokelawls vod
him covering tiktoks a year ago
Audio: Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
whiteness
it didnt lie its a white world
this is your mood every time you're here
God's sleepiest retard
you're very in touch with god I see
that's probably good
I can't say the same
I can't remember the last time I went to church
looks like a interior design render
I'm curious ham
what
what caused your brain to deteriorate to this level
not quite done but here's a little sneek peak
too much swag, zeus lobotomized me
what are those wooden railings
that's not vanilla is it
oh
My family drags me to church only on easter eve
Last two times proved I can deflect holy water
my family is not very religious
i wish i had the brain power to know exactly what to do to progress in vintage story
my mom believes in God but she's chill with it
my dad I have no idea
my grandparents are religious obviously
I've located a copper ore vein not too long ago, but i need clay first big time
find clay
Catholic?
uh
#Socom #SocomFireteamBravo2 #SocomLongplay
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This is my walkthrough of SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo 2 videogame for PSP console.
Intro 00:00
Eagle's Nest 04:14
Last Harvest 25:46
Shift Change 39:15
Dragon's Den 1:05:22
Traffic Control 1:20:30
Cascade Effect 1:48:17
Force Multiplier 2...
I dont fucking know
Bbbaaahhh ...
Odk what's more common in romania
orthodox
catholic and ortodox
I'm greco-catholic
no idea what that means
all I know is that I get a double vacation on easter
newer generations are usually spiritually illiterate nowadays
such a good mod
me included
yeah people aren't as desperate for gods protection now that there's fewer wars
And we have better science and medicine
Saxton hale
we out here makin masterpieces
Winning!
theres furries and scalies but what do you call people that want to be birds
downies?
birdies? idk
aztec
@deep topaz what do you call em
Tits
but thats just the species name no?
avian flu havers
im just guessing
i guess avians is what google says is right
i prefer downies
im gonna genetically modify you to give you down syndrome
Bird people
no thats reserved for the people who choose insects
idk how down relates to insects
havent you guys heard of feather down
no
flying cucarucha
because theyre small so you look down at em
furry -> fur
scalie -> scale
downie -> ??? (down)
fishes are scalie too?
are sharks a diff category since they dont have scales
Okay I go for now, have fun don't die
yeah they're called blahajes or something i think
apparently there's a shark stuffed animal that gey people are obsessed with and its called a blahaj
ask madi if he has one
i need to go to sleep
i know madi has one
because madi is gey
Trans people, it's a plushie from Ikea
I know the trans lore
Better fuck a plushie and live to tell the tale rather than go for the real thing and die an idiot a hero
Or something
I'm happy that they stayed friends and sell their vodka together
what do you mean gey people
everyone likes blahaj
okay that can be true at the same time
its trans people anyway read the messages that followed
nah
well suffice it to say it's trans people not gey people
whyd you say gey people then
not telling unless you read the messages
ok
Kys
@placid sail hey, watch this
I hate repeating myself
Next time you think of posting this, kill yourself instead

old video + those are crabs not insects you idiot + L + ratio
I didn't see you say it the first time
and you can just
not watch it
if you don't like it
I don't watch it, but seeing it is enough of a trigger
there's creepy crawlies around you all the time but seeing the thumbnail of this one video is what does it for you?
alo
Not this kind of creepy crawlies
yeah only the type that could actually hurt you
hello
Im not living in australia
on an unrelated note,
Hunter Schafer
yello
Yo gm
Swoją mame chyba xd
hehe he said mama
:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
⬇️
Probably my mother xd
don't perdole your mother pavlo that's nasty

Fucking shitass bot
Google translate is better
Fuck you Ruski blyat idi na chuj
Tfu
kekpoint
Kill yourself
Go back to twerking for Pango or something
I am simply telling you to kys
I don't have any molding in my fridge dud
the fuck did i miss
everything
ah ok
the entire era of brainfart passed you by
fair i havent touched this chat alot this week
Sex
ALO
Aloha
Man joined right when sex was mentioned
Bandit : YOU WILL MAKE A FINE RUG , CAT.
Brotherhood Knight : ..............ad victoriam blasts him with gatling laser

I need birthday wishes from yall STAT
Imagine Eourlund Graymane forging Power Armor at the Skyforge
happy bday pensive , may u meme forever and never get banned
i cannot guarantee the second part
Who'd win, a BoS Knight vs One (1) Giant
happy pensiveday meme boy
Happer bertdah
Technically ingame you cant take fall damage in power armour
Tru
So....he can launch you all he wants
Infinite ragdoll glitch
Now , a giant with the rocket sledgehammer or whatever
You can use the giants to go to space
Now that would be interesting
happy birthday, consider drinking uranium or plutonium
who would win, 20 falmers or one serana with a lot of sex mods slapped on her
Happy birthday bestie
for who?
i eated it all 💔
uh duh serana!
what if you thrrew every sex mod on her
interesting idea
the booba whore singularity
so called free thinkers when this question appears
"free thinkers"
what is sex? and uality? is that some shitty game?
true that
happy b-day 
Guys which is worse? Reaching the last pringle in the deep can? Or eating the brown piece of a banana?
Aw fuck i didnt see that
I bite my brown bit and spit it out
@livid pond happy birthday 🥳
And just devour the rest
that's almost as bad
having to spit it out is gross
plus you get the taste of it anyway
Nah you dont taste it if you do it skillfully tho
Dont let the tongue touch the brown bit
Ez oz
Pz*
having to surgically remove the brown bit off a banana is just not worth it
So youd throw away the whole banana?
So youre saying you deepthroat your bananas?
it's been a hot seconds since I've last eat pringles
that shit costs like crack in here
you don't deepthroat it you swallow it whole
weirdo
What the fuck man
@narrow lotus elaborate you pishka
Eat it whole,
yes
If you want you can break it up a little and then swallow it whole
@final cedar @hot snow@grizzled meadow ty babes 😘
Holy shit
i do not know
But what about the brown mush mixing with the good banana mush?
if only the skin was stiff enough for this to actually work
don't leave your bananas to lay around for weeks
But it gets so sweet if you let it gey brown spots
he's talking about the brown bit at the bottom
are you people literally start eating your bananas when they're almost rotten
Don't be pussy
So would you eat the brown spot of a banana?
Be honest now
not but even if it's ripe you wouldn't be able to shove a spoon down there and not have it fall appart
nah a fresh banana's peel is pretty rigid
not that rigid man
Anyways yeah id bite the brown spot and spit it out
I've bought a banana from the store and ate it on the way before
And just continue eating
that peel was sagging
that's some pretty ripe bananas already
Actually would it be weird to eat a banana while just walking in public?
nobody would care except for other self-conscious weirdos like you
You think so?
well unless you live in Singapore
Ive never seen anyone eating a banana in public tho
I eat the banana sideways, like burger
then you get a 5k dollars fine
Thats what made me curious
do you eat it with the peel on or nah
Obviously he does
wait, you're supposed to peel it?
I leave it as dessert
Also what the hell man dont just label me as a weirdo for asking a question
weirdo weirdo weirdo kekpoint
Kekpoint emoji haha
Fuck you im spitting the brown spot of a banana at you
He'll catch it with his mouth
Never
pussy
never thought I'd have to visit a FSB building
HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE
you don't
Finally
You stay forever yes
have they installed a surveillance equipment up your ass
Тебя фсб забрало?????🤯🤯🤯
Dickometer installed
nah i delivered some burgers to them
Amazing
(obviously with poison)
You mean estrogen
😭
Thats a real funny prank bro i gotta tell this to the FSB staff about this! Theyre gonna laugh so hard
I wouldn't give that away
Shits expensive
They'd shoot your ass
Yeah, they will laugh
If they're still alive
Die of laughter ikr
intelligence level: madi (taking photos in FSB building)
NOT THE SECRET TOILETS 
OMG IS THAT A VERGIL FEATURING DEVIL MY CRY SERIES FROM DMC 5
No that's Obama
(devil): man I might cry...
Thank you, yes
hello you've reached the cringe department how can we help you
Why does he have a gun
Alo @uncut obsidian

allo
Dante is exile for good
Why though
it's "numa numa e" you uncultured bich
Dante debil
Forgive me
Gosduma*
Cringe anime btw
i dont watch anime ( based )
An actual response that you'd get from Will Smith if you look at him
Wow you're so cool (so based)
yea 😎 ( based on what )
Glad to hear that you accept it (based on my experience)
𓀞𓀟𓀠𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀦𓀧𓀨𓀩𓀫𓀬𓀳𓀻𓀽𓀾𓀿𓀀𓀁𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗𓁀𓀘𓀙𓀚𓀛𓀜𓀝𓁁𓁂𓁃𓁄 𓀀𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗𓀘𓀙𓀚𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗𓀘𓀙𓀚𓀨𓀩𓀪𓀫𓀬𓀨𓀩𓀪𓀫𓀬𓀰𓀱𓀲𓀳𓀴𓀵𓀰𓀱𓀲𓀳𓀖𓀗𓀙𓀚𓀛𓀜𓀝𓀙𓀚𓀛𓀜𓀝𓀩 :kekw: :kekw: :kekw: :kekw: :kekw:
Humgry
Eat my nuts
Gluttony
menace has to provide to a family of 20 rats man
church to that
Hi Menace Hi bz11k Hi Artyom
this shit so compressed ❤️
Hiii
hi menace
Silly boy
Hello catboyo
I see 0 russians in here
Only femboys joining
madi
Doesn't count
Yes they do
He is a resident here
No he doesn't
You just said about russians moving in
Madi has been here for 40 years
This guy is one
I believe this one is too
He is obv egyptian bro
Idk man
He got exiled, he didn't exactly "move in"
i love monday
It's Tuesday
no
monday is over 😔
national holiday tomorrow, im gonna be chilling hella hard
sup
my man 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
my ham 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
you're not Romanian you don't get day off
who the fuck are you 🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃
hi ham
not cool
Time to eat kebab for this
it's not possible for us romanians to be cool unfortunately
its the truth
we're cursed to be good at things
ah ok :(
we stole everyone's skill
yeah
youre expiration date is quite low
The most normal romanian(just woke up)
mister piece of meat
i naturally get really good at anything i do without even trying, im an ultra procrastinator
Child infestation 2443
we're all pieces of meat of various sizes and complexities
no
yes
yes
who are you
we all have an expiration date
who am I?
Your father
true
no
freak
not healthy
bro is freaky
You are a child
I doubt you taste any better than the wall I sometimes chew on
cannibals be like
how many holes have u bitten out of it
im sitting on the bus next to a piece of shit gen alpha toddler that keeps fucking screaming
send help
I cast grenade
imagine using public transport
walking is good for your health
get well goon
You should apply post-birth abortion
soon
You're a public restroom
what
i should set the BOMBOCLAAT off...
Hii
bomnboclart
ahahhahaha
thus is the bomboclat
what are they doing to Madi?
to who
what are they doing to madi
yes im mad
Who was in Paris?
ni way
dont
no
yes way
fake
theyre turning him french

its joever
wonderful idea!❤️
you failed
im not
Whos this uuu
hi weseli
from ham
yeah I'm sure
if you get depression from a romanian with half a functional brain you deserve it
Send em in jerome
Romania is depressing
romania is dumb as fuck
yeah man
why they dont kill andrew tate
never mind the fact we are one of the only countries who still use a strict education system
romania is cool tho
it's called brain drain
when they go to italy to pick strawberries
when they steal
graphics interchange format
format my brain
sure
nooo
church to that
remember: agdakjfdfkjgdjakfagdakjfdfkjgdjakfagdakjfdfkjgdjakfagdakjfdfkjgdjakfagdakjfdfkjgdjakf
from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
little guy got volcano poppin out frim his head
Sephiroth's dialogue really does feel like I'm reading edgy AO3 fanfiction.
grate
He'd kiss Zach 100%
Lmao
Circumstances prevented it (Zach died protecting a rookie)
This is it, this is why Sephiroph is evil
why I cannot do magik
Bro turned evil and became a vengeful God 'cause he's living in an angsty doomed shipfic straight off of AO3 LMAO
I can fix him
bomboclat
boycow
Alo
alo
hi
aloe
profound
"I was babysitting and the kid brought me a bag of m&ms"
unfortunately youre gaslighting me
there was no such thing
Please stop.
you are imagining it
Thanks.
take your pills
FUCK OFF DEWD.
there was nothing there
schizooo
take your pills
that's not gaslightning if it's the truth
frag grenade? hmmmmmm
im chucking those frags in an orphanage
creepy
concuss them
those concussion nades will also kill if it goes off near the person
concuss them
concussion nades are white people grenades
concuss them
so frags are black people grenades is that what youre saying
that sounds a bit fishy
nah, it's a nonspicy frag grenade
yes
can it jump walls
it can
very nice
hell, there's a border map in the game
i've literally cleared it with this song playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0SNAsocIx8
ILLEGALS IN MY YARD - ILEGALES EN MI PATIO
shooting people crossing the border with a revolver was a vibe
hhj
relatable
thinking about frag grenades made me remember a dumbass who incorrectly used a fire extinguisher
dude pulled the pin and threw the whole thing at the fire
californiah dreamin!
improvised grenade
im not from cali
yeah die yourself
especially the ending
I have a dad joke for yall
go ahead
no!
Why did the bike fall over?
FUCK. YOU.
I don't agree with your opinion and I will kill you for it
it was too tired
can we kill @digital tundra he dislikes california drsming
also he likes emo rock
nerd!
kill him! Kill him! kill him now!
!!!!
sounds nice!
it means emo rock
I agree with your opinion and will do no harm to your for that
youre disgusting!!
You guys listen to music?
he said he listened for 3 seconds
I will kill him
true dat
Here! 💥 AND NOW! ⚡
youll be swingin!! 😠
I turned 18 and based my musical taste on old disney song
im not doing reps
the proper way to room clear
show it
https://open.spotify.com/track/2aoo2jlRnM3A0NyLQqMN2f?si=NBHtx5ScTRi0skGUwu9fdw there must be some way to get outta here!
renner did u finished your skyscraper
I do not own this movie.
All rights reserved by Disney and partners - The Aristocats (1970)
Music by Floyd Huddleston & Al Rinker
Lyrics by Floyd Huddleston & Al Rinker
Sung by Phil Harris, Scatman Crothers, Liz English, Thurl Ravenscroft, Lord Tim Hudson, Paul Winchell, Vito Scotti & Robie Lester
true music
your "artist" count nothing compared to that
truest music is joeey
I don't agree with your opinion but don't disagree enough to kill you
so its fine!!
it's a lighthouse and yeah just needs some finishing touches
get out
ok :(
ok i need to go
my guy just ND'd inside the precinct
man, he truly is a cop
brainfart
cool! hope your skyscraper going to be a nice looking thing to astonish everyone around
sure yeah
i like that you painted it
after first thinking it was a cynical cash grab I have come around to enjoying this silly game
in red in white
ur ded
💀 🏴☠️
pirate
skibidi pirate
look renner my new daily wallpaper is your skyhouse
@ocean pulsar
Anything making nintentards mad is a good game
those morons will fr defend GameFreak after they churn out garbage
basically are CoD fans but with more soy
True
Also, the game got hit with the twitter effect of someone saying that the assests are AI made with zero evidence, and people automatically believed it
consoomers are the fucking reason we are knee deep in shitty games
still get a kick as to how people are now happy that bf2042 is semi-fun and functional after 2 years of updates
like bruh, they're giving DICE and EA the go ahead to make an even shittier BF game because both know they'll consoom it anyway
really? lol
noneastern european seems to check out more
moss
Yeah, eastern europeans are sometimes whiter than westerners
and are way less annoying when it comes to videos about stalker anomaly
Yep
I think the proper term would be "American" here
Cause I never saw anyone glamourize eastern europe, stalker, or Escape from Tarkov as much as Americans
Though if I am honest we kinda do the same with whole western genre
And hollywood
good point, cant remember any other nationality that is annoying as hell regarding modded stalker games
yeah, whatever is exotic to our countries is often glorified or praised
Yup
still, fucking annoying though
Some of it better not to be glamourized
Like USSR
No one wants to be constantly reminded that their people were genocided and russified
and the Westerner with blue hair and can afford Starbucks everyday thinks it's cool whilst the babushka who was there despises it
people need to be reminded communism sucks ngl
USSR kept East Berliners in whilst the Westerners let the West Berliners do whatever the fuck they want
USSR gladly would let Germans starve and ruin their economy whilst the Westerners did their best to support them and even gave them a stable economy
The way the USSR treated post-war Germany is enough of a reason why communism sucks balls
Yeah
And that is just a warsaw pact nation which is "Independent"
Imagine tf was going on in USSR itself
yeah, "independent"
totally not forced in or whatever
Clearly that wasn't real communism
one of my favorite commie copes ngl
watch as the commies argue what counts as actual communism like China and Russia
Trust me bro, it is not because it is impossible to achieve it, it is cause of le west
I know right. Literally the first thing they say.
when we still have communist insurgents being a pain in the ass in my country, like they're the Lemoyne Raiders, it really is hard for me to sympathize with the bastards
me and my favorite server member (((who???))))
I fucking hate extreme shit
Like cuh, enough of your conspiracy bs, you are 15 yr old on Instagram pretending to be an orthodox
real, them fucks would also base their entire personality on shit like that
I saw so many people like that simp for Russia and Russian Empire
Which fucking disgusted me
would be cool to own a time machine to send those bastards in the era they glorify
would be a great reality check for them
Yeah
starving and freezing in a gulag is not so fun after all
There is a reason why the largest guerrilla war in european history was anti-communist
But what was the largest gorilla war
or why communist countries are guaranteed to fail, if Russia and China going capitalist doesn't tell you anything, just eat a bullet for the sake of everyone
Josta
Unexpected twist!
@weary kindle what is your opinion on this, would you accept an offer of favorite server membership? 
i sure do love carrying 10 frag grenades in ready or not
throwing them all inside the home of a Vietnamese family never gets old
I love hitting a furry pedophile with 32 stinger grenades
Truly
ACAB
All cops are busty
I gas the fucker
what the fuck is happening
funny streamer raid in RoN
there's a degenerate streamer guy in ready or not who you have to raid his house after a police call said he killed his mom
it was supposed to be a prank to get the guy SWATTED on stream, turns out during the police raid, you find CP in his bedroom, he was grooming a minor in his other monitor, and the fact he has a cryptoscam in one of the rooms
basically, shit escalated quickly
he has a lot of anime figurines, a body pillow, and of course, a fursuit
devs gave you the fantasy of raiding the average minecraft youtuber
vibe check him with a frag from gunfighter
oooooooh I know that one, streamer with the anime figurines
i've seen disgusting and vile shit in RoN yet somehow seeing his room was the one that gave me the shudders
shoot his anime figurines
i can apparently stomach school shootings and human trafficking, but not some discord moderator's room
He doesn't open this chat
its a 50/50 chance that he put them in a jar
he might for me )))
it doesn't help how one of his figurines is in the evidence locker
i wish i was joking
thats why you should shoot the figurines
the voices told me to do so
i got frags, fuck it
just throw them all in his room
i really wish i was joking that his room was the only one that gave me the shudders...
imagine the smell
🤢
you can smell the sweat, the pizza, and that weird musky and fishy scent
wearing a gas mask is necessary for that mission
thank fuck smell-o-vision isn't real yet
and..the ..opened jar with the brown crusty stuff🤢🤢🤢
i do not want to raid his place with it
Fucking napalm the fucking place
fuck it
Dispatch suspect left the gas mains on, used a taser to subdue the suspect and it sparked an explosion that reduced the entire house to rubble and ash. Suspect down.
in that mission the chat was basically cheering your character on
TOC, Suspect shot himself five times in the back. Suspect is killed.
Uh Entry Team, why are your body cams off?
loved that you can see yourself on stream





