🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

is what your bizzer yes best

[gilded blade]

Balco please, what's the best ittalian pizza

[placid sail]

skibidi bop bop bop yes yes yse

[stone shoal]

Best Deep Dish Pizza with Cheese/japalenos in the crust?

[deep topaz]

best deep dish made with all fruits?

[placid sail]

Ralco what is the best is pizza you

[stone shoal]

Hey Talcom Powder how is the what best izzap yes you answer now yes?

[placid sail]

listen Walco just tell me already if pizza yes or no best lossless

[gilded blade]

is this the so called golden age

[grizzled meadow]

Like the flavour? I'm a simple man, we have some kind of """traditional flavour""" which is known everywhere, the wurstel + fries and tomato/no tomato only mozzarella, which is for babies (and I like it very much), I also love tuna and onions with tomato/no tomato only mozzarella

But again if you ask "what is the best pizza" you have to be more specific

[gilded blade]

Banco likes pizzer made from baby?

[grizzled meadow]

With za bebsi

[placid sail]

amazing, the most favorite Falco's pizza is pizza equivalent of spaghetti with ketchup

never change, pasta man

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahaahahah you mean the wurstel one? Can't help it, it's incredible

[placid sail]

also tuna and onion pizza fucking slaps

I approve

and now I want tuna and onion pizzer

fuck

[grizzled meadow]

I cannot answer because we have many pizzas, like the neapolitan, the roman, etc.

There are various way to make the fucking thing

And each of them is different

[final cedar]

[deep topaz]

there is no objective best, only the best of a category

[grizzled meadow]

Pizza is best, easy

[gilded blade]

You know, I probably should've realized asking an Italian what's the best pizza would give me a large variety of results

[placid sail]

you can literally eradicate what is left of Italians after the pandemic, earthquake, fires and other calamities sent by the italophobic god if you simply ask Italians what's the best Italian pizza and let them discuss it

[river robin]

[placid sail]

there will be a fucking bloodbath

[toxic sundial]

How fast can I get thru 24 ounces of 4 loko

[grizzled meadow]

Well yes that's because what I just said above, pizza is pizza of course but then you have various ways to make it

[river robin]

Non-new York pizza sucks ass

[deep topaz]

i like deep dish with a cheese crust

[river robin]

Most non New York pizza at least

[placid sail]

clownie please

[gilded blade]

Ok, imagine it's my first day in Italy as a tourist right? I HAVE to get a pizza. What do you recommend

[river robin]

No, this is one thing I REFUSE to compromise on

[grizzled meadow]

Can you believe that this thing is a pizza called differently because the whole procedure behind it is different? And it's still a fucking pizza

[placid sail]

we're having such a wonderful evening please don't be intentionally controversial for ten minutes

[river robin]

…
Ok

[grizzled meadow]

Margherita pizza, the classic one, the round one, tomato, mozzarella, basil, oregano, olive oil
Easy

[deep topaz]

isn't that bruschetta

[placid sail]

it's called romanian pizza in our parts

and it's just, well, a square

[atomic crane]

is that prosciutto

[river robin]

Because they stole it?

[grizzled meadow]

Should be prosciutto crudo, yes

[placid sail]

okay correction, pizza ala Rome, not Romanian

[gilded blade]

Is there a specific place that does Margherita pizza best?

[grizzled meadow]

Pinsa romana in italian but yes, Rome

[placid sail]

no Ivankos were harmed in the making of this pizzer

[river robin]

Ok makes more sense

[grizzled meadow]

Depends on the restaurant, obviously

Naples is where the thing was born but even then it depends on the restaurant, not every restaurant is good because yes

[atomic crane]

everyone is falco parody

[grizzled meadow]

Jelqo, nice one + this joke has already been done 3 times minimum

[gilded blade]

Well, yeah that's why I was asking what restaurant

[rugged sedge]

♻️

[grizzled meadow]

Bro we have like 99999999999999999999 of them, how can I tell you one in particular?

[grizzled meadow]

And even then it depends on where you are exactly in Italy

[gilded blade]

that's actually pretty smart

[grizzled meadow]

Not all the time but why not

[final cedar]

and they lived happily ever after, the end

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[placid sail]

you don't get the severity of the situation. it's not that there are so many different pizzers in Italy. it's the fact that EVERY Italian cooks, and not only that, but is very firmly convinced he cooks best, in the world, probably in larger cosmic scales too

[toxic sundial]

I'd say about that fast

[deep topaz]

if you see a kid doing homework in a booth at a chinese restaurant it's gonna be great

[final cedar]

[river robin]

It’s not profiling if it’s true

[placid sail]

politely disagree with big line - good

[gilded blade]

True but I mean, one of life's goals is to eat a true Italian pizza sooo

[river robin]

The best pizza places I’ve been to own max one place, and if there is a crowd it’s a good indicator

[placid sail]

whatever locals crowd is indeed a good sign tho

[glad carbon]

i like chicago pizza more than classic italian

[placid sail]

the best pizzer

is the pizzer you've enjoyed the most

[glad carbon]

deep dish

[solar obsidian]

pizda

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[glad carbon]

deeeeeep

[placid sail]

mods bad word ban ban kill ban

[gilded blade]

I do love me some deep dish

[river robin]

I love Sicilian

[pastel quartz]

quick question , next playtrough, western goods ya or na ?

[glad carbon]

not if ur not using a bugfixed version

brazillian pizza

[gilded blade]

I dunno about that one

[placid sail]

stones are delicious when you're high

ye

[river robin]

What is wrong with you, who hurt you

[gilded blade]

Big papa

[placid sail]

I almost had an orgasm while eating the blandest corn chips in existence while being zoinked

[gilded blade]

Is that like people who have core-gasms

[placid sail]

though the best high food I ate was the jelly ice cream

shit was life changing

[pastel quartz]

where that bugfixed one?

[glad carbon]

no clue, it was in some mod bundle that isn't on here anymore

theres prolly another one

[placid sail]

so, since I don't know if you have that or not, imagine

[pastel quartz]

ok thx

[placid sail]

stuff in the center is just vanilla ice cream, pretty nice, and the peel is banana-flavored soft chewy jelly

shit's bussing

[river robin]

Unique

[final cedar]

looks funky

[placid sail]

man I want to just arrive to America once and try every sweets type I can reach before I die of a sugar spike so high I instantly turn into a giant sugar crystal statue

your assortment is mental

[gilded blade]

It wouldn't take long

[placid sail]

ohh that looks sexy

[deep topaz]

helados is v good

[gilded blade]

you look sexy

[final cedar]

do you know this one?

[placid sail]

this ice cream is banned in gamma

[final cedar]

yes, but it's nice

[placid sail]

have you edited the name yourself

[final cedar]

yes

[placid sail]

[final cedar]

too spicy

[placid sail]

this is sex

[final cedar]

oh shit, I need me some ice cream sammiches

[placid sail]

almost any sandwich ice cream I've tried is sex

[river robin]

The oreo ice cream sandwiches are good

Pricy but good

[placid sail]

this looks very pretentious and hella expensive

[river robin]

It went viral because it has weird packaging

Looks like weeb shit

[final cedar]

obese cream oreo biscuit

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BP85axR1qaM?feature=share

[final cedar]

looks like fancy body wash

[placid sail]

huh, a sudden thought

[river robin]

Which increases packaging costs and lowers the amount of ice cream gotten, and all of that burden is pushed onto consumers im sure.
More plastic waste as well I’m guessing

[placid sail]

do you people even have those or it's a slavic thing

[river robin]

These cones?

[final cedar]

only ever found them in russia

[river robin]

We have cone cups here in the US

[placid sail]

no no, cones are those, and before you say, duh, busy, we fucking know the shapes, the firmness is different too

the cup looking one is actually soft

even chewy

[final cedar]

this specific cup thing seems to be very eastern european

[placid sail]

I see

[river robin]

We know. Those are cones too.
They’re softer

[placid sail]

it's pretty good, usually cheap as fuck but still great taste

[river robin]

We call them cones because they’re still cones

And they’re more common than waffle cones actually

I can buy them in the supermarket

[deep topaz]

waffle cones are basically the only things we have here, aside from the real cheap sugar waffle cones

[placid sail]

great, americans have cup ice cream, the area is habitable

[final cedar]

I don't remember, are they completely filled with ice cream or is there only a ball

[placid sail]

the cup ones? fully

[final cedar]

mhmm

eggos?

[river robin]

Fully yeah. They sometimes drip out the bottom unfortunately, just as with waffle. Liquid makes them softer more easily than waffle or traditional too.

[placid sail]

protip, live in frozen Mordor, your ice cream won't melt

[final cedar]

creme brulee?

[river robin]

Meaning they’re not as good for hot days :(

[placid sail]

fruit ice goes harder in hot days

[river robin]

I’ve had crème brûlée and don’t see the appeal

I like cheesecake

And cannolis

[final cedar]

that's the appeal

[river robin]

Fruit ice is great but idk it feels like the juice from it is stickier than any melted ice cream

[uncut obsidian]

Fake, cope

[placid sail]

it's basically a frozen syrup, so yeah

[river robin]

Favorite fruit for it?

I fuck with strawberry

That shit is good

[gilded blade]

It doesn't loop back around making you straight

[river robin]

What is tanghulu

Huh. So candied fruits?

Anything like a candy apple?

[placid sail]

no, but this looks amazing and I want to now

[placid sail]

hmmmst. I'd say watermelon, any citruses, peach, cherry

[river robin]

You can have candy apple fresh wdym, and there are coatings that are crunchier

Those tend to be pure red though

That’s highly dependent on how many times you dip it

[uncut obsidian]

happy birbday

[river robin]

With or without an additional peanut coating?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-vince-mcmahon-gif-20562072

[pastel quartz]

happy Birthday

[river robin]

Same

[placid sail]

the only caramel apple I've had is the one I've watched Simpsons eat in some episode in my childhood

GIVE

NOW

;_;

[river robin]

They’re fucking amazing dude you’re missing out

They sell kits to make them, not as good as some but you can try one of those

Still worth it

[pastel quartz]

pls send some

[placid sail]

well yeah the only way I can obtain it is probably make myself

[river robin]

Fair food is horrible for you. Funnel cake is great

[placid sail]

oh

oh no

[river robin]

Zeppoles are also good

[deep topaz]

i don't eat oreos simply based on the nutrition facts

[placid sail]

the weaponized scottish cuisine

[deep topaz]

if i ate oreos reguarly i'd be a blimp

[placid sail]

(I kinda wanna try deep fried mars for shits and giggle tho)

[river robin]

I used to, as a middle schooler, work at a local churches fair at a zeppole stand.
Would get some for free

Was for charity so didn’t get paid but was nice

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-wwf-hmmm-im-waiting-gif-13421546

[river robin]

Family is and basically ran the stand

[hazy finch]

Man I love mobile discord so much I love not being able to use the search function to see who pinged me while I was asleep

[river robin]

Never had this issue

[placid sail]

I would eat those until the life leaves my body, but thankfully, they're expensive af

[hazy finch]

Its so fucking glitchy I'm gonna bomb discord headquarters

[river robin]

These look good

[placid sail]

it's a layer of marzipan, a layer of an alcohol jam of some kind, and all coated in good quality chocolate

there are other jams aside from apricot too

with different alcohol added as well

[river robin]

For some reason remind me of these Girl Scout cookies that have peanut butter in them

[placid sail]

hehe we always grabbed a bunch of dates from there too

[river robin]

Can’t remember, are those ones rings with a hole in the center? It’s not those, it’s the ones that are like 50 cent coins

[placid sail]

ohh that looks tasty whatever that is

[river robin]

Yeah those

So fucking good

[placid sail]

so it's a bisquit, peanut butter in the middle and chocolate coating?

[river robin]

Good chilled

[deep topaz]

those are peak cookie

WAIT

Samoas are amazing

[river robin]

It’s Tagalongs yeah

[deep topaz]

them savannah smiles hit too

very nice lemon

[placid sail]

okay I need to sleep and I'm drooling at american sweets instead

take care boys

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine using the new version instead of the old one + thank you for letting me know the new version still suck

[fading shuttle]

mmm, slavecamp

My little workers gathering stone and wood for me so diligently that they forget to eat

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/CAGlI_2vQpg

❤️

sorry https://youtu.be/YX6iW6IbNW4?t=96

[deep topaz]

the only scout cookies i don't like are the trefoils

cause im not a huge fan of shortbread

not to get too political

[pastel quartz]

hey whos the singer btw in the main theme ?

also he got no Soundscape pack

just kidding

[crimson flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GV3TObjo0

me at 12 vs me at 22

[pastel quartz]

überaschung

wtf am i watching so late

https://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ

[glad carbon]

i hate shortbread

[pastel quartz]

wunderbar

[runic kernel]

Hi Frog Hi Dima Hi Voltaire

[pastel quartz]

Hallo

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-gif-26264120

[solar coral]

What

[glad carbon]

Hi Ezoni

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted
No

[solar coral]

Omg hi frog :3

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-babybeans-babybeansdesigns-cat-hi-cat-hello-gif-11694844958654797346

[runic kernel]

Hi Ezoni SergalMAN

[glad carbon]

hi gey shark

[solar coral]

1

[glad carbon]

1

people have a lot of holes

[slender rock]

[glad carbon]

pores, and ears, and noses, and eyes technically, and

[grizzled meadow]

Me

[slender rock]

Sphincters

😃

[glad carbon]

those cancel the hole out

[slender rock]

yeah so

mostly those and a few other holes

idk

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax how many holes does a straw actually have?

[dreamy flax]

Ah, the age-old question about the anatomy of a straw. Technically speaking, a straw has two holes: one at the top and one at the bottom. The top hole is where you sip your favorite beverages, while the bottom hole allows air to enter, aiding in the flow of liquid. So, you could say that a straw has two holes, but it's all a matter of perspective! 🥤✨

[lunar brook]

all of them

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco Hi Blur Hi Kolerder

[slender rock]

Alo

[lunar brook]

halo

in order for straw to work as intended one hole must not be in liquid, while enother must be in a liquid

as one object cant logically fulfil both criteria at the same time - there are two holes

[pastel quartz]

deep stuff

[glad carbon]

it'd be sucking in air from the third hole if it wasnt in the drink

[pastel quartz]

3rd for ice inject

[glad carbon]

implosion

[uncut obsidian]

hi boycat

[glad carbon]

whats good madi

[slender rock]

clears throat SUCK IT DOWN

[uncut obsidian]

whats bad

[glad carbon]

not me

[uncut obsidian]

not a baddie

damn

[glad carbon]

not a bad bitch, sorry man

[uncut obsidian]

good bitch?

[slender rock]

I can't rate yet...

👀

i mean to be a bad bitch... do you have a felony record?

[pastel quartz]

this not a child friendly channel ?

[glad carbon]

good :3

[slender rock]

no, we send them into the mines to work

[pastel quartz]

gotcha

[slender rock]

production efficiency is at the highest level when you use child labor

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-think-think-of-it-gif-12729650

[pastel quartz]

sound about right

[slender void]

Its been a month

[pastel quartz]

poor kids tho

[slender void]

And first thing ima say is the N word with a hard R

November

[glad carbon]

first thing you said was "its been a month"

[slender void]

Doesnt work like that pal

[pastel quartz]

I’m not your pal buddy

[glad carbon]

im not your buddy, guy

[pastel quartz]

I’m not your guy, dude

[slender void]

i like where this is going

[glad carbon]

i'm not your dude, friend

[pastel quartz]

I’m not your friend, stranger

sorry I think stranger doesn’t work

my fault gentlemen

[runic kernel]

Hi Mamo4ka

[uncut obsidian]

i'm not your who you me? are me we? where who are you

[glad carbon]

hi me we

[uncut obsidian]

me is yu

[slender void]

hey can i get access to regular chat after one month of punishment?

[glad carbon]

we me we you

[pastel quartz]

what did you do

[glad carbon]

yes?

[slender void]

i don’t remember lots of things

[pastel quartz]

deserved?

[slender void]

accidentally but hilarious nonetheless

[pastel quartz]

he_is_with_me

[slender rock]

unfit to help

[slender void]

I think i made two racist jokes and one pedo joke on accident

[pastel quartz]

Im with stupid ^^^ on my t shirt

[slender rock]

Pedo jokes

right

[slender void]

yeah cause they were slighty hinting at it

[pastel quartz]

make it again for context

[slender void]

no

i learned from my mistakes

[pastel quartz]

then how can I judge if you are ready to be unexiled

[slender rock]

they...

are they also exiled or banned?

[slender void]

by resisting the urge to make the joke again

[slender void]

lol no

[pastel quartz]

but I need to know what the joke was to pass judgement

[slender void]

ill dm

[pastel quartz]

[wild urchin]

[pastel quartz]

I’m going to take this shit eating grin and slink back to offtopica have a good night mentlegen

[glad carbon]

slinky

[slender void]

cant deliver dm

[glad carbon]

lol

[slender void]

shame on you

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/Nt2OVAgkHBc

[slender void]

Anyways, if im not getting unexiled back into society, ill embrace my new title

[pastel quartz]

argh

[atomic crane]

i will defeat the straw holes argument in one blow: a straw is just a cylinder, a defined three dimensional geometric shape. When a shape is missing a side, that missing side is called a hole. Because a cylinder has a side at each end and both sides are missing in the case of a straw, a straw officially has two holes.

[lunar brook]

is every cilynder a straw then?

straw is a straw because of its distinc use

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/big-straw-giant-straw-mega-straw-drink-up-failarmy-gif-16882799

[glad carbon]

do you mean a tube

because that is what a tube is

a straw is a tube used for sucking

only if you suck liquid thru one end and out the other

theres liquid in it too

a vacuum isn't a straw because no one's sucking it

its powered by a motor

a vacuum is a suction tube

[rancid iris]

what did you guys smoke/consume that we’re debating straws

[glad carbon]

i consumed man

[rancid iris]

jefferey dahmer posting

[glad carbon]

not in that way

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-intensifies-gif-14242619

[glad carbon]

haters praying on my downfall

constant

[atomic crane]

stubbed my toe just now

[slender rock]

cold as well?

[atomic crane]

no

im hot as fuck

[slender rock]

ah

it worse when it's freezing

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-barrett-mogged-abekatt-abe-literally-me-gif-5888777357322375362

[slender rock]

the pain

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846256077464535052/1199183676366405642/Screenshot_20240122_214421_Instagram.jpg?ex=65c19dd4&is=65af28d4&hm=912b5c8f1577040164ed670455a6265410850800c752bc6c5f35fc4a69eebde8&

[atomic crane]

im hot as hell but ice cold you feel me

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kvmpocket-gif-22055396

[river robin]

What even…

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

Is that a monkey wearing a dress with a face filter?

[tulip ravine]

I am deeply annoyed

Left my football manager save running on autopilot for a few weeks because I cba micromanaging the entire team (each day can take like 10 mins managing)

Fucking ai have sold my crown jewel

16 year old developed to be a fucking first team striker with potential to be world class and steady on the way, topping goals for the team each season and constantly netting 2+

[river robin]

SPORTS BALL YEAH SPORTSBALL LETS SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS YEAH

[tulip ravine]

Hours of micromanaging and looking at statistics to get this the way it was

Sold to a team two leagues down for 500k

[river robin]

CAM ON ENGERLAND LES SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

[hazy finch]

im on my laptop now so it doesn't matter now

[tulip ravine]

Damn right

EASY EASY EASY

[pastel quartz]

pls help searching for must have mods

in your opinion ofc

tryna to stay vanilla ice as possible

[river robin]

And… you’re here why?

Why not just check #1035807043933720576

[pastel quartz]

for honest opinions

[river robin]

My dude…. Look at the channel name.
You can ask, but the responses are just as likely to be shit as they are to be good.

[glad carbon]

look on youtube

[pastel quartz]

i have

[glad carbon]

or look at mod-posting and click on what looks neat

[pastel quartz]

thats why im asking you

[river robin]

Why is your pfp a cat when you are frog

Why not a frog, hmmm?

[pastel quartz]

wich one ?

[river robin]

Which…. YouTube?

What…?

[glad carbon]

frogs and cats

[pastel quartz]

ok knew it

[river robin]

Bro please stop talking nonsense

[pastel quartz]

just asking

[river robin]

Just asking what, you said “okay I knew it” randomly and you asked what YouTube to use, dude there’s one YouTube.

[pastel quartz]

no just must haves

[river robin]

Learn English then come back

Ffs

[pastel quartz]

my little brother want to join

but with no knowledge

[slender rock]

okay

so WHY THE FUCK ISN"T THIS WORKING

works here

not on the downloader

WHY

[river robin]

Blur moment

[pastel quartz]

witch boss again https://youtu.be/UQU3_YdjcGQ?list=RDUQU3_YdjcGQ

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114232409794281502/1185786145041293393/1185261791807283261.gif

#🎵music

[pastel quartz]

yea

[river robin]

Go

[glad carbon]

funny frog outside my window

[pastel quartz]

im clumsy too

but shine like gloss

[slender rock]

ther we go

[river robin]

Just go bro

[slender rock]

bros set

[pastel quartz]

😦

[gusty willow]

It's giving... Midwest emo boy energy

[pastel quartz]

have a good night

[gusty willow]

No

Don't tell me what to do

[glad carbon]

Dont have a good night

[gusty willow]

No

Don't tell me what to do

[gusty willow]

I'm an independent black woman who don't need no man

[glad carbon]

🤰🏿

[main moon]

@wide basin @wooden surge

[pastel quartz]

hows your 3rd kid?

[gusty willow]

What kids?

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846263328253935656/1198090068322164776/Snapinsta.app_video_418473784_1107842500245420_8605383760089234205_n.mp4?ex=65bda353&is=65ab2e53&hm=2faec4aa2cf7b47549041102eb6382a39191e642132c95319a2266c6a45b2dbc&

[pastel quartz]

oh wow this is rich

anyway

[gusty willow]

No I'm not rich. That's ted

[pastel quartz]

you right

[gusty willow]

I know

Always am

[pastel quartz]

only in this situation

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

[pastel quartz]

turn down your ego, be autistic but not be a douche

this is the equivalent of an asylum, sit your ass down

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1171433449282871309/1185623913187778560/togif-3.gif

[glad carbon]

french lady, its time to take a break

go drink some coffee and have a baguette or something

[pastel quartz]

I cant

[glad carbon]

y not

[pastel quartz]

coffee is bad for the considered healthy equivalent of leeches in my belly

[glad carbon]

ah yeah

[pastel quartz]

mfs eat everything I eat, drink everything I drink even

[glad carbon]

crazy

[pastel quartz]

they're my kids, I can name then shitface 1 and shitface 2 if I want

[glad carbon]

shi thead

[pastel quartz]

lil ocram

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749883971411640390/1171545081824678008/IMG_3789.gif

lil razor

[pastel quartz]

bands

where is the bands

[strange harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133060122311151628/1198348326001713153/Quality.mp4?ex=65be93d9&is=65ac1ed9&hm=f81ba50afd4012848feec9b2d80f2695fccdc091121834ec6f5ef1551b89181a&

[atomic crane]

i love the new soundtrack additions in gamma

except for the track that sounds like a snork

"new" they might be old but they are new to me

[pastel quartz]

jelqo

[glad carbon]

android mic

[pastel quartz]

more like jelqing

[toxic sundial]

We are about several 4/oops down and we stay srilly

[pastel quartz]

brainfart lets us be silly and acoustic

brainfart shouldnt be deleted

[toxic sundial]

Brianfart is drunk driving simulator

[atomic crane]

yeah... funny meme, right? i did that to follow the falco parody trend.

heh.

[toxic sundial]

Oi go flirting with fenboys on discord when drung

[glad carbon]

jelq king

[atomic crane]

i read that message in a true brexit geeza voice

[pastel quartz]

I dont drink

I drive

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-drive-sigma-gif-561916353999261501

[glad carbon]

you dont need to drink to do that nota

[heavy peak]

@derpy_neko

[glad carbon]

epic ping fail

[toxic sundial]

I srink and drive lmao get xed

[atomic crane]

ryan gosling be like "i dont carry a gun. i drive."

[toxic sundial]

Truuuue!!!!

[glad carbon]

hi noballs

[heavy peak]

Epic i didn't even want to ping fail
Discord is fucking with me

[glad carbon]

discord is so scuffed all the time

[toxic sundial]

I HAVE HUGE VALLS

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

[pastel quartz]

I can only drink again when I birth out the twins

I haven't drunk driven in months

[glad carbon]

ur in france right

not just french

[pastel quartz]

florida

[glad carbon]

nvm question doesnt apply then

[toxic sundial]

YEs

[glad carbon]

ur balls are girlish and small, sorry nota

[toxic sundial]

I still don'r think you are a real person

[atomic crane]

i thought you were in canada

[toxic sundial]

[atomic crane]

why did i think that

[pastel quartz]

Im still in the us of a😭😭😭

I want to go back home

[glad carbon]

france is mainly renewable power right

[atomic crane]

the body odor in florida is probably familiar

[pastel quartz]

my bf is canadian

I think thats what you mean

[glad carbon]

smells like cigarettes and cheap booze

[toxic sundial]

I will explode france

[atomic crane]

must be

[atomic crane]

no just smells like everybody is carrying the everglades in their underarms

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-upset-going-insane-cat-losing-its-mind-crazy-in-extreme-agony-gif-25382763

[pastel quartz]

thats in the outskirts

[toxic sundial]

🇱

[pastel quartz]

my university is in the main city

[atomic crane]

ah the south of france

where the grapes grow

[toxic sundial]

You cannot stop mr

[atomic crane]

*stops you

[pastel quartz]

its a mix of columbians, cubans and americans

[toxic sundial]

Killing you with Rick rn

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial ur stopped

[pastel quartz]

its nothing like paris, thats why I hate it

[atomic crane]

should never have left home

[toxic sundial]

I fucjingr hate paris

@glad carbon @glad carbon @glad carbon

[tulip ravine]

WHAT A SEASON

WEVE SEEN IT ALL

WEVE WON THE LOT

[pastel quartz]

I had three options, university in paris, university in miami, and university in montana

[tulip ravine]

WERE THE ROVERS AND WERE NEVER GONNA STOP

[glad carbon]

hi buddie

[tulip ravine]

OLE OLE OLE OLA

[toxic sundial]

Hilo fren

[atomic crane]

this man's whole existence is cheering on his team

[pastel quartz]

and I chose miami of all places

[atomic crane]

every facet of his being

[tulip ravine]

Not my team

My virtual team

[pastel quartz]

average geeza

[atomic crane]

still a team init

[atomic crane]

day in the life of a true brexit geeza

[pastel quartz]

*innit

[atomic crane]

haha yeah im so used to programmer slang i accidentally said it with 1 n because init is short for initialize among us cool guys

[pastel quartz]

british poeple say "simple as" and "innit" as slang

[tulip ravine]

17 year old striker

[atomic crane]

pitch is looking lovely

[pastel quartz]

my irish cousins taught me how to idenity british poeple, dont know why though

[atomic crane]

charles ez

well that was ezeh

[tulip ravine]

data looking good too

[atomic crane]

where is he from

[pastel quartz]

yeah, I dont get it but its all green

[tulip ravine]

maybe phyisical

but

youth players have low physical

something to develo

[atomic crane]

where is he from

[tulip ravine]

nigeria

[atomic crane]

💀

[pastel quartz]

he's definetly not british

[lunar brook]

so you can know who to shoot

[atomic crane]

im swallowing nuts again, this time mixed cashews and peanuts

[tulip ravine]

that is strange

lmao

[lunar brook]

next time try deez

[pastel quartz]

do you swallow it in 1 go?

[tulip ravine]

most passing is on right side despite left producing more goals

[atomic crane]

oh shit deez what sir

[atomic crane]

nah after i masticate

[lunar brook]

https://youtu.be/rw_foZcGknY?si=GRel5mpCTXU7_lUM

[pastel quartz]

I personally prefer it in large quantitities, and swallow it in 1 go

[toxic sundial]

Ghryh

[atomic crane]

"it"

what are you referring to

[pastel quartz]

salted nuts

[toxic sundial]

Who. Pinged me

[pastel quartz]

specifically salted cashews

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dota2-gif-24676917

kurwa bober

[toxic sundial]

BORH

BOBR

Kurwa

Kurwa

Jueqam

[atomic crane]

nota do you speak this spooky monkey talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4

[slender rock]

1.38 for a loaf of wheat bread... Added 0.50 tax to bread

[atomic crane]

i want to know what he is saying

[slender rock]

Hmm

[toxic sundial]

Kurwa

[slender rock]

Kurwa

[toxic sundial]

Kurwa

[toxic sundial]

Who keep kurwa reacting

Bruh

[atomic crane]

kurwa FalcoEngine3000

kurwa bot

[toxic sundial]

Oh it's bot cool

I knew rhat

[atomic crane]

i like how much the pronunciation can change on a single word

this dude's first "bober" in the video sounds like "bubr" but later ones sound like "bober"

[toxic sundial]

Kurwa

I'm gonner watch a markepler video and fall asleep chat seeua later

[pastel quartz]

market pliers

[crimson flame]

fm addict spotted

[pastel quartz]

bob

[toxic sundial]

Marker

[pastel quartz]

marker

[toxic sundial]

Marker

[pastel quartz]

marker

[toxic sundial]

MRker

[pastel quartz]

marker

[atomic crane]

Nerf, but awesome!!!!!!!

[pastel quartz]

30-06 black tips too, what are you shooting brother?

[toxic sundial]

Lma thisenare actually black tip

[pastel quartz]

pretty sure the other poeple in the field arent wearing steel plates neither ceramic

[toxic sundial]

Skrilla issue

[pastel quartz]

what is bro shooting

😭😭

[toxic sundial]

Ol

[blazing delta]

[pastel quartz]

why does bro need ap rounds for😭😭😭

[toxic sundial]

Federal agents

[uncut obsidian]

gooner

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794427416528683028/1199198847205916782/803e073ecb2ba58253b6c298397e06a9803838e46e5575eb208904c7aacbaa62_1.mp4?ex=65c1abf5&is=65af36f5&hm=6fc908b67606e9c2f16281c750b014a5dd314cc46f98e28cb547c64a8445089f&

[toxic sundial]

Nuh ug

I'm never goon

[uncut obsidian]

surely

[pastel quartz]

you dont goon?

[toxic sundial]

Gooo

[atomic crane]

these three notes on the violin played like this makes me feel things

https://youtu.be/2Jb6UyamV4E?si=IU8CpqIkrcmowmjz&t=128

or horns not violin

haha im goober

[glad carbon]

[toxic sundial]

Wuh

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neZZfPfAdsk

[toxic sundial]

@toxic sundial

[slender rock]

Irish?

or whales

[atomic crane]

nah bri ish

[slender rock]

there's different...

[atomic crane]

irish is not one of them so i was saying bri ish

[slender rock]

yeah

but how far norht

there's like

[atomic crane]

i'll bet halfway to bam

[pastel quartz]

IRISH DOES NOT BELONG UNDER BRITISH

[atomic crane]

from london

[atomic crane]

why are you telling me this

blur is the one who fucked up

[slender rock]

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP

[pastel quartz]

says the colonizer

[slender rock]

Accents to a degree in a region will seems similar

[atomic crane]

irish accents sound nothing like this

[slender rock]

I am trying to educate myself to learn the nuances you fuck

[pastel quartz]

car bomb

[atomic crane]

it takes hearing it once to know that, what are you quacking about

[pastel quartz]

curtesy of the ira

[slender rock]

alright ruling out both NORTH AND SOUTH IRISH THEN WHAT IS IT THEN

lol

[slender rock]

I don't have a car

so a shoe bomb

🙂

[pastel quartz]

theres other ways boyo

[atomic crane]

maybe bam

[slender rock]

xD

[slender rock]

Colonizer, ooof

[glad carbon]

colon-izer

[slender rock]

half and half I guess

[atomic crane]

yeah i did it personally, i put my boot on the native american's back

[slender rock]

american apache and whatever mix of anglo

[glad carbon]

[toxic sundial]

Hehehehehehe

[atomic crane]

nah im no colonizer im an ellis island ancestor

[slender rock]

conflict within

[pastel quartz]

britain when the country they colonized for hundreds of years fought back🤯🤯🤯🤯

[slender rock]

but i am an american

[pastel quartz]

they get smoked by just homemade bombs😹😹😹😹😹

[toxic sundial]

None of my discord kittens are awake whatever am I to do

[pastel quartz]

SING UP THE RA

[slender rock]

scream

[glad carbon]

[toxic sundial]

[atomic crane]

bro no way they copied massachusetts

[glad carbon]

fallout 4

[pastel quartz]

I DROVE MY SARCEN THROUGH YOUR GARDEN LAST NIGHT, I KICKED YOUR FRONT DOOR DOWN AT MIDNIGHT🗣️🔥🔥🔥🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮

[slender rock]

well, it is a copy...

[toxic sundial]

Dallout

[atomic crane]

Ballout 💦 🪙 💸

[pastel quartz]

the amount of loverslab mods outweigh the lore friendly mods

[slender rock]

because people are lonely and horny

[atomic crane]

bri ain be like:

[pastel quartz]

they should just get a joi

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ana-de-armas-joi-blade-runner-blade-runner2049-gif-8568589

[slender rock]

some of them be walking outside with uhm

[slender rock]

become the boobs

[toxic sundial]

REAK

[pastel quartz]

middle e sex?

[storm stream]

me skinny

[slender rock]

no top, no bottom

[slender rock]

hey, smol boobas are valid too

even if they're barely there

🙂

[storm stream]

true

[pastel quartz]

top? bottom? sir this is a mcdonalds

[slender rock]

yeah can I get both top and bottom buns buttered tho

[toxic sundial]

Booba in chat when?

[slender rock]

Id like not to choke and die

[pastel quartz]

that'll be 3 fiddy

[slender rock]

iight

[crimson flame]

guys help me i have a severe chronic lack of booba pic disease

[atomic crane]

somebody save this man

[slender rock]

have tried googling that

or paying for that

or if you're shy there's chat bots that will send you some that might end up being body horror

but

[atomic crane]

everything reminds me of her

[crimson flame]

[storm stream]

you know how girls harp on about "size of dick doesn't matter as much as how you use it"?
similarly, size of boobs doesn't matter as much as their shape and softness

[pastel quartz]

who the fuck did you date, earth?

goddamn bro

[toxic sundial]

Nrioba

[atomic crane]

man if i cant fit the whole biddy in my hand i dont want it

similarly if there aint no biddies i dont want it

but that's like FLAT

[pastel quartz]

except from a standpoint where the big boobs hurt your back because you have to carry them all day

big boobs are shit

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-hi-chat-hi-cat-cat-hi-gif-22514181

[atomic crane]

and its not even worth it cuz big boobs are gross

big dick is gross too

[storm stream]

ok, humble-brag, but I see your point

[atomic crane]

big ass is just a fat thing, idk why so many dudes be like "the bigger the ass, the better"

[uncut obsidian]

no

[pastel quartz]

your fucking back suffers

[uncut obsidian]

working out can make it bigger, doesn't mean that the person is fat

[slender rock]

Movement, it's just like wobbles

idk

[atomic crane]

that makes it shapely, not bigger

[slender rock]

monkey brain shit...

[pastel quartz]

oh hi

[pastel quartz]

mine has grown to the point of k-cups

[storm stream]

unlike boobs, ass has muscles too

[pastel quartz]

Its a hassle carrying them around all day, all my bra is doing is compressing them

[solar coral]

Actually not at all, a bigger ass usually results from alot of sitting and ofc genetics

[slender rock]

then they stick a fucking wire on the underside

[atomic crane]

i'm going to give you some genetics if you dont pipe down mister

[storm stream]

girl needs scaffolding

[slender rock]

xD

lol

[solar coral]

fnaf pfp

[toxic sundial]

Bigger the cushion better the pushin

[atomic crane]

okay gen alpha brain

[crimson flame]

the more i grew up the more i like medium sized boobas instead of the really big ones

[pastel quartz]

all the excess fat went to them😭😭😭

[solar coral]

False i am a 50 year old engineer

I made the nuke

when i was 10

[atomic crane]

nuke is older than 40 years old smh

[pastel quartz]

oppenheimer?

[toxic sundial]

Alr post ass in chat we need to measure

[storm stream]

the middle-way

[crimson flame]

my ex has c - d cup and she was always trying to hide it lol

[slender rock]

would get a reduction improve your QoL?

[solar coral]

Nope that wasnt my nuke

[pastel quartz]

yeah, Its noticable

[atomic crane]

your nuke wasnt the nuke then

[uncut obsidian]

a lot of s(h)itting

[pastel quartz]

it sticks out

[solar coral]

i named it the nuke

[atomic crane]

no one cares about your nuke and ur a fake and a fraud anyway

[solar coral]

Source?

[atomic crane]

just know it

[pastel quartz]

it makes you front heavy

[crimson flame]

she is very slightly chubby so the boob size doesnt appear that big, and she still getting lots of stares lol

[solar coral]

Proper weight distribution

[crimson flame]

thin girls with c or d cup will get absolutely everyones attention

[atomic crane]

give them to me

oh wait you got bf

[toxic sundial]

I really feel like saying some out of pocket shit and getting, banned tonight

[pastel quartz]

I have none of that, I tried losing weight but they still big

[solar coral]

Yeah my friend got a chest binder cuz she kept getting catcalled cuz boobs

also cuz she couldnt sleep on her stomach lmao

[pastel quartz]

I feel that

way too much

[solar coral]

dude she was just born WRONG, so many surgeries, most recent she had to get her jaw wired shut for a couple months

[atomic crane]

shes all fucked up

[river robin]

Noisy bitches get the wire

SILENCED

[atomic crane]

HELL YEAH

[solar coral]

Nah she's a furry girl, those mf never talk

all my friends are furry girls lmao, except for my friend who has the same name as me but instead of being mentally disabled, their legs dont work 😭

[river robin]

What the fuck

[atomic crane]

good trade

[solar coral]

literally my evil clone

[uncut obsidian]

are there mentally enabled people

[pastel quartz]

hector salamanca

[solar coral]

no but im just proven to be mentally fucked

[atomic crane]

yeah me

[solar coral]

False i turned off your brain switch years agp

[pastel quartz]

those are shizophrenic poeple

[atomic crane]

nope i covered it

[pastel quartz]

they think way too much

[solar coral]

after i turnded it off, remember when you used to be left handed?

[river robin]

I am in the mood for manchego cheese

[atomic crane]

still left handed

[solar coral]

exactly

[atomic crane]

psyop failed

[river robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/543915495741456404/1198808402877485146/GEUVkO_WcAA5cUW.png?ex=65c04054&is=65adcb54&hm=34ec36aa540e8e805e383706a4e5022c8481716f2e72361210a4d70cd3107d26&

[pastel quartz]

I'm in the mood for red wine, but it isnt allowed for my body:(

[solar coral]

Thats what you think bro, but im already inside there, im the goblin turning switches and knobs in your brain

[river robin]

Sounds gae

[solar coral]

like mr krabs being piloted by plankton

[atomic crane]

u gotta crap that baby out ASAP so you can get back to drinking n driving

[atomic crane]

then that's the reason im mentally enabled

[solar coral]

how can you make a sentence thats just so wrong at every single word but completely comprehendible at every level

[atomic crane]

i got manual operation going on up there

[pastel quartz]

mf theres two of them, dude, theres twins, It isnt that simple

[solar coral]

nah man im on break

[river robin]

So do it twice
The fuck you mean

[atomic crane]

in nature, the wolf will chew off its own leg to survive

sacrifice one

[pastel quartz]

oh shit

[river robin]

Duh

Anyways, time to sleep

(Thought I looked cute, might delete later)

[atomic crane]

hitting the busa raw

[river robin]

You’re fucked

[atomic crane]

hayabussy

[pastel quartz]

eepy

[river robin]

Yes eepy

It is midnight and I need to keep my sleep schedule healthy

Which means not staying up till 4 in the morning browsing the internet

[pastel quartz]

1st gen hayabusa😭

[toxic sundial]

My fucking dootball team won lesgooooooo

[pastel quartz]

thats cool

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/doot-sp00ky-scary-halloween-the-doot-gif-14083149

[toxic sundial]

Okay but whatever if on the other hand I whf eight back gkeys then ehy

[final cedar]

Pic isn't a hayabusa

[pastel quartz]

looked like it

[atomic crane]

it's a gixxer who really cares it's suzuki

[pastel quartz]

it still looks like a suzuki

[pastel quartz]

dawg I don't even know much on motorcycles

[final cedar]

busa is a fatass bite

fkn huge

[pastel quartz]

the 1999 one though

[atomic crane]

yeah it's the size of a goldwing lmao

[pastel quartz]

180 mph for a bike

[atomic crane]

or the size of a concours

or the size of a zx-14r

[pastel quartz]

so like...in bed scale, its bigger than a bed?

[atomic crane]

like 1.3x the size of the one in the pic honestly

[toxic sundial]

Homoseggsuql

[pastel quartz]

must be really big then

[atomic crane]

that bike isn't small by any means

i think it's a 1000 but wait for metro the gixxer expert

i'll be studying my refined kawasaki ninjas

[pastel quartz]

I always wanted to stuff a hayabusa engine in a smart car

[atomic crane]

the hayabusa is a 1300 so that would be pretty fitting

[final cedar]

sheesh didn't realize how big the large ninja is

[atomic crane]

i think early fiats were 1300cc engines lmao

[atomic crane]

you didnt?

[pastel quartz]

I seen a video on that, I wanted to build my own

[atomic crane]

it was literally marketed as the hayabusa killer lmao

[pastel quartz]

but I didnt have the money

That time I spent it all on a 1985 mercedes 500sec

[coarse bear]

https://vxtwitter.com/holl_horse/status/1749157455873839294?t=QMgUfEAN4kWIYVstKHEHQA&s=19

[final cedar]

Ye, for me the ZX-14 was always "smaller". Also ever seen the specs for the Ninja H2R?

Those insane bastards put 2 Hayabusa cylinder blocks onto a custom bottom and put that V8 in a car

[atomic crane]

yeah the raw specs aren't impressive but the supercharger is

and of course the performance is nutty

[gleaming grove]

People are hungry in Africa? Just eat more food lmao

[atomic crane]

move where the food is instead of staying in africa

simple

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/byn17.gif

bro calorie maxing

[wooden surge]

Jesus

[final cedar]

the range of the theoretical max speed is kinda goofy. Just casually claims it could do 770kph

[toxic sundial]

Gimr feeling lkke a lot better

[magic tartan]

@pastel quartz local meme https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446751328149045258/1187278733623709746/benim_telefon_calyor_bir_dakika.mp4?ex=65bb387c&is=65a8c37c&hm=3efadf22a53ebf6baf7b6034d8569f92571f6ab27d8493d98154ccd23e6cb328&

[coarse bear]

https://vxtwitter.com/IRHotTakes/status/1749137811746234716?s=19

They think we're a honeypot

[hybrid hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856275160915378229/1198612289817935983/image.png?ex=65bf89af&is=65ad14af&hm=e4e87c8530ceb46ea88bc1f7f278c63ff012a368d640b5c6b83cb5ae1b084000&

[robust cove]

Soap

[ruby minnow]

Foap

[inland jackal]

Foap

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-cod-cod-ghost-ghost-mw2-ghost-happy-meme-ghost-meme-gif-14241103357532924209

[final cedar]

we probably wrongly assume that we need to look for EM signals. Could be some higher dimensional space magic at play here

[ruby minnow]

Foap my tummy hurts

[final cedar]

did you eat too much 😟

[coarse bear]

Humor too high IQ for me

[final cedar]

no humor, just coming up with space lore

like they use some parallel dimension to overcome the speed of light limitation for transmitting signals long distance

don't create a lot of EM noise we could pick up because they simply don't need it

[robust cove]

Boooring!

RAT ATTACK 🐀🐀🐀

[inland jackal]

Morgen

[final cedar]

would you stick your weiner in alien poon?

[inland jackal]

Depends

[robust cove]

I would do it in any (legal) poon

[inland jackal]

I just woke up and the sky was orange

After like 10 min of not looking, it went to blue

[dreamy flax]

📚 poon

1)A female's [genital organ] (vagina)

2)A slang term for [wimp], often used by teenage males who want to boost their [masculinity]

[uncut obsidian]

Hello teenage male, are you trying to boost your masculinity?

[crimson flame]

which planet are you living

[rugged sedge]

[ruby minnow]

finished alien isolation

and one thing i want to say

xenomorph is not thick at all

[inland jackal]

Yea the ending was eh

[ruby minnow]

that was not what i was talking about

but yeah the ending was also kinda underwhelming

[inland jackal]

I like, expected to get killed by xeno in the end but at the same time expected to like leave them all behind

It is what it is

[ruby minnow]

bro predator in this movie is weak as hell

put me in there and i'll show'em a real predator

[inland jackal]

Syno was born to be one

[final cedar]

you were supposed to fight the alien

[ruby minnow]

nobody told me about that

i was just there for the xenomorph queen

but she wasn't even there

[final cedar]

oh well, new hybrid dropped

[ruby minnow]

its not a new hybrid

trust me

it has been done

in a movie before

[final cedar]

true

now the question is, would you be there to build intergalactic peace with the predator race?

[ruby minnow]

yes

they have masks

don't have to worry about the face

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bN6oy.gif

[ruby minnow]

peace between yautja and human race should be achieved

i believe in that

[final cedar]

Have you read any of the comic books?

The art for most is actually pretty good

[ruby minnow]

no

[final cedar]

and the stories go pretty deep

batman fighting a KillerCroc-Xenomorph

[gleaming grove]

who say Batman does not have superpower?

he does

[ruby minnow]

yeah i know it kinda goes deep

[gleaming grove]

it's called Plot Armor

[ruby minnow]

there was also predator vs batman