🎪bruh-fart

[hot snow]

yes

brainfart was getting just a bit too good without a maja clone

[stone blade]

Brainfart can't function without one

[hot snow]

no i think brainfart would actually be a lot better without one actually

and we already have strigoi which is kinda like a diet maja

if he wasnt romania he would probably just be a maja clone

[stone blade]

decaf maja

https://tenor.com/view/binding-of-isaac-gif-24264359

[hot snow]

3D lookin ass

[atomic crane]

yall noticed how floaty some of the pistol animations are in the current mods

[hot snow]

what do you mean by floaty

also what game are you talking about

[atomic crane]

like the mp443 grach makes the dude look like he's in a cartoon with the way he swings the other direction before bringing the gun sights up when ADSing

[hot snow]

im assuming gamma

[atomic crane]

in gamma

[hot snow]

i have noticed that a lot of guns kinda just shift into the right place after an animation

and its very noticeable sometimes

[atomic crane]

it's funny if you spam ADS he looks like he's swinging the gun back and forth so loosely

[stone blade]

inertia

[atomic crane]

it drives me crazy because it makes you wait that extra millisecond before you can look through your sights

[atomic crane]

you have to see it before you can say this

[hot snow]

just use a different gun

[atomic crane]

because you dont combat the inertia of a firearm by swinging it toward your right before moving it to the left in front of your line of sight

[hot snow]

the grach aint nothing special anyway

[stone blade]

I'm taking the piss chill

[atomic crane]

i'm not asking for a solution because i'm not trying to say it's a problem

[stone blade]

i don't play gamma

[atomic crane]

it's the way it is

[stone blade]

I prefer my games not lagging every 10 seconds

[atomic crane]

and i will pick a different gun of course

but it is noteworthy and le funny

[hot snow]

yeah it happens with a decent amount of pistols

but only pistols

for some reason

[atomic crane]

it does legitimately suck when it comes to the pistols that dont have an alternative from a different mod tho

i think it was 1911s that i really wished had an alternative

cant remember

on the flip side i love the pernach

❤️

[stone blade]

thats what happens when you have so many guns with so many different animations

some are nice

some shit

[slender rock]

what the fuck did I read

how old are you?

Seriously

[eager igloo]

Man, I need some drugs

Alcohol ain't doing much for me anymore

[digital tundra]

18

[final cedar]

country?

[eager igloo]

Nice try fedboy

[final cedar]

could get some 1d-lsd if legal in your place

they recently canned the 1p-variant here.

could buy strips of 125µg in the gas station for like 8$ a blotter

[inland jackal]

@stone blade alo

[stone blade]

Alo?

[slender rock]

are you actually

[inland jackal]

no

[slender rock]

hmm

either way stop being stupid and you might feel weird just let your brain the lump of stupid goop and the front part of that brain meatball is still developing

[digital tundra]

im 18

[placid sail]

okay no no stop

why are you here again? you were banned for alt accounting

[digital tundra]

who?

maja?

[placid sail]

you

[digital tundra]

im not maja lol

[placid sail]

indeed you are not, you're "sh-" something something nickname, the maja clone that was removed from here once already

[digital tundra]

wonderful idea😍

[placid sail]

you even talk about clothes too

[digital tundra]

about clothes

when

[digital tundra]

ok

i dont care

hi btw

[placid sail]

@solar obsidian kill

exterminate

suck the bone marrow out

[wraith osprey]

can i eat the liver?

[placid sail]

yes

[digital tundra]

for what

fucking idiot

[wraith osprey]

yippe

[digital tundra]

just bash my head

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-goldstriker-jason-goldstriker-sam-hyde-gif-2884383642716170760

[slender rock]

Maja shut fuck up

[digital tundra]

you mean sheeba

[toxic sundial]

I freaging hate tarkove

[inland jackal]

Tarkove

[toxic sundial]

When is your birthday

[digital tundra]

i saw this name coming from ruru twice or three times

[digital tundra]

ryry

[atomic crane]

u gotta stop playing it

[digital tundra]

are u federal

[toxic sundial]

No 🙂

[toxic sundial]

When is your birthday

[atomic crane]

throat my cock then idk 🤷‍♂️ if you want to i mean

[slender rock]

still sloppy typing speed

[toxic sundial]

Guh

[digital tundra]

september 32

[atomic crane]

i hit somewhere around 80 i think

[digital tundra]

idiot

[toxic sundial]

Year??

[atomic crane]

my homie hit 130 i was like wtfff

[slender rock]

nice

[digital tundra]

i can completely made up my birth date

[slender rock]

fingers get lost then I miss caps and puncs

[toxic sundial]

And yet you haven't

[slender rock]

then you try correct it then you further end up fucking up

lol

this keyboard kinda sucks

[atomic crane]

yeah its just like fallout new vegas: dead money DLC

the hardest part is letting go (of the mistake)

[slender rock]

membrane so it's like too far down and not tactile enough

[atomic crane]

i hate them

[slender rock]

@digital tundra is it like you need to be choked out. or something

like

fuck

idk

tinder

christ

[digital tundra]

tinder

?

[slender rock]

exactly you're not 18 then

[atomic crane]

they are a weird attention whore just like maja the solution is just dont interact

[slender rock]

so you have no idea what I talking about

true

but I am bored and

eh

[digital tundra]

i know WHATS TINDERS IS

put your glasses on youre vision is blurred

[atomic crane]

weinerrssss yeah!

[digital tundra]

im 18

[atomic crane]

this is gonna be such an EPIC NIGHT

[digital tundra]

no fuck?

im 10

[slender rock]

I prefer to stay blurred

🙂

[wraith osprey]

why are we giving the maja clone attention in sted of eating him alive :(
im hungry :(((((

[inland jackal]

Hyello

[digital tundra]

sup bro

[inland jackal]

Maja is currently keeping the chat alive

[inland jackal]

Im taking that

[atomic crane]

im watching fishtank season 1 recap

WEINERS

[toxic sundial]

An interesting thing you can do with friends, ask people where vinegar comes from. Almost no one knows off hand.

Like you ask someone where ketchup comes from and everybody knows tomatoes, olive oil comes from olives, mayo is egg.

But no one ever just knows vinegar, it's such a weird thing

[inland jackal]

It comes from vine

[toxic sundial]

You could ask 100 people where vinegar comes from and get maybe 5 correct answers

[fluid wolf]

unless you're unfortunate enough to be french where the word mean literally sour wine

[toxic sundial]

That's interesting 🤔

[digital tundra]

ok

[eager igloo]

Gas station drugs?

That shit gets you straight into backrooms

[digital tundra]

thanks bro

[inland jackal]

I got bacon

[digital tundra]

i love bacon

ongod

[atomic crane]

yeah i know everything about vinegar except where it comes from lmao

[eager igloo]

Man id love some bacon rn

[digital tundra]

can u give me some

[atomic crane]

i knew it had to do with alcohol but nothing beyond that

[toxic sundial]

Ikr. It's easy to just look it up but like I said ask 100 people and you couldn't get more than a few correct answers. Always interested me

[digital tundra]

cocoapelli hi btw

[atomic crane]

i never would have guessed that alcohol can grow bacteria

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100937400731045931/1198767670514942062/IMG_2636.png?ex=65c01a64&is=65ada564&hm=f94dbb466905c658bb4dff4a9b4841f7f279cb939e4c174f24b4d9918de1cada&

[digital tundra]

menace u too

[hot snow]

not everyone is interested in vinegar lore

[inland jackal]

I got some

[digital tundra]

gm

[atomic crane]

i better not catch you reading it then little biatch

[toxic sundial]

Then why are you even in #vinegar

[digital tundra]

ok bud

[hot snow]

reading what

[atomic crane]

how did you not follow what we were just talking about

you said vinegar lore

[digital tundra]

anyways have u guys played phasmophobia

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[digital tundra]

meatt

[hot snow]

yeah i saw nota say that less than 100 people know about vinegar or something

[digital tundra]

gang

letsgo

[digital tundra]

no shit

[eager igloo]

Smoked?

[inland jackal]

Da da

[fallow trellis]

no shit, just kawasaki

[eager igloo]

Good stuff

[toxic sundial]

Would

[digital tundra]

anyway

i wanted to say that phasmophobia is piece of shit

[inland jackal]

I put all of it in a sandwich

[inland jackal]

Nothing else, just bacon

[hot snow]

its a piece of shit if you have no one to play it with

[pastel quartz]

Hallo

[toxic sundial]

Is that not Jowl?

[digital tundra]

a lot of calories brother

[inland jackal]

Gotta be strong

[pastel quartz]

I HAVE PRESCRIBED 7 BOX OF ANTIDEPRESSANTS

Yehu

[digital tundra]

die from them moron

[hot snow]

you prescribed or was prescribed?

[pastel quartz]

Gonna boil some sausages and eat it with ketchup

[atomic crane]

horny-bomb pfp spotted

[pastel quartz]

Prescribed

[atomic crane]

wtf 💀 you like women?

🤢

[hot snow]

w

[pastel quartz]

I'm trying to take crazy report for myself to kill my dad

[inland jackal]

Johan

[pastel quartz]

Noooo

[digital tundra]

nice idea🤩

i love it😍 😋

[hot snow]

sorry i wasnt summoming you

[pastel quartz]

One day I overdosed my calm meds and I wasn't even able to walk

[hot snow]

i was just saying w as in thr short version of win

[inland jackal]

Yea right

[hot snow]

widely used in the video game fortnite

[digital tundra]

dont fuck w him

[hot snow]

from 2023

[atomic crane]

i think i read about that once

[pastel quartz]

Fortnite battle pass

I JUST shit on my pants

[hot snow]

you read about fortnite?

[pastel quartz]

Booted up my pc

Cause I need need

Fortnite battle pass

[atomic crane]

yeah i think i read about that one time

[digital tundra]

kill urself

[atomic crane]

"fortnite"

[hot snow]

forkknife

[inland jackal]

Sour cream and bacon is the bestest combo

[ocean pulsar]

mornin

[pastel quartz]

Uuuuu and W is my favourite person right now

[atomic crane]

jason goldstriker ❤️

[inland jackal]

How so

[hot snow]

i dont doubt that some child who played fortnite would think the word fortnight literally game from the game

[toxic sundial]

Rude

[digital tundra]

hi OguzY (Agent Scully simp)

btw

[inland jackal]

Hi ogu

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fishtank-judge-judge-jed-goldstriker-sam-hyde-gif-17602877200149154481

[atomic crane]

they wouldnt even know of the word fortnight

[digital tundra]

u play at smp too

[hot snow]

hello roman

[ocean pulsar]

ceau pula

[digital tundra]

@pastel quartz

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-goldstriker-jason-goldstriker-sam-hyde-gif-2884383642716170760

[pastel quartz]

Pula mea ie mare

[ocean pulsar]

ie

[pastel quartz]

Sorry

[ocean pulsar]

gg

[pastel quartz]

For my bad roman

[hot snow]

theres no i

[ocean pulsar]

honorary romanian

[hot snow]

just e

[ocean pulsar]

[hot snow]

you fail romanian class

[placid sail]

oi

you

[ocean pulsar]

alo

[placid sail]

your house in minecraft is cool looking

[digital tundra]

alo gang

[inland jackal]

Whats that gif where spy from tf2 hangs himself

[digital tundra]

yes it is

[ocean pulsar]

thank you very much

[pastel quartz]

Sunt jumătate român, persoană superioară

am slabit 1kg peste noapte

[ocean pulsar]

te-ai cacat coaie

[hot snow]

look up heavy is dead spy from tf2 hanging self after saying that was idiotic

[pastel quartz]

asa e can dormi cu geamu deschis la -10 grade

[digital tundra]

renner got cool ass house

[ocean pulsar]

thank you thank you

[atomic crane]

ERM GO TO general-ita IMMEDIATELY

[hot snow]

ti so inghetat grasimea

[digital tundra]

do u play with stay true

[ocean pulsar]

please form a single file line for autographs

[digital tundra]

texture pack

bro

what texture pack are u using right now

[hot snow]

were not speaking italian

[digital tundra]

i tried to find the same

[pastel quartz]

de la 91 la 90

[placid sail]

immediately start bullying him he flew too high

[pastel quartz]

of

[placid sail]

stinky renner

[ocean pulsar]

me?

faithless 1.20+

[hot snow]

and they dont wanna make a romanian channel cause not enough people speak it

[atomic crane]

yeah you're talking some kinda spooky monkey talk

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/2pac-waves-wave-hey-hey-girl-gif-6776552440373362542

[atomic crane]

why is the german general chat called general-eagle

[digital tundra]

wait no way

[placid sail]

lithuanian general (#mods_feet_channel)

[atomic crane]

they support the empire

[digital tundra]

drop those screenshots again right quick

[inland jackal]

My thoughts if i dont pass this exam in 1h

[pastel quartz]

I've been to the german chat before. The timing was perfect, they were just making fun of america.

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1198564897060049017/image.png?ex=65bf5d8b&is=65ace88b&hm=e45fdfc92f1020837cc2b90df55acd7f445a8323239adf145daec3b661ca94b4&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1198567808284491806/image.png?ex=65bf6041&is=65aceb41&hm=559b1dced6b60a2a2f5a7a714e50d37ffb068212a35bb59995d1ebde3871207c&

[atomic crane]

new day same gamma discord conversations

[pastel quartz]

damn bro that's a nice house you must be a pretty skilled minecrafter?

[inland jackal]

I have been there too

[digital tundra]

its not faithless

[ocean pulsar]

not really

[hot snow]

that interior is tighter packed than my irl room

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz

[hot snow]

the josta incident

[inland jackal]

It was worth it

[ocean pulsar]

yeah it is

[hot snow]

was it though

[ocean pulsar]

that's the one

[atomic crane]

god am i gonna get muted again for saying the funny word from morrowind

[placid sail]

banned from bratwurst land for his slavic sins

[digital tundra]

ok got it

[hot snow]

what

[digital tundra]

would try it out

[atomic crane]

i didnt even fucking know that was banned here i sure hope i dont

[atomic crane]

do you consent to a DM

[pastel quartz]

let's do a funny
if you say the morrowind word and get muted I will instantly leave the server

[hot snow]

im not afraid of a digital message

yes i consent

you dont need to ask

[inland jackal]

It was

[digital tundra]

I got bacon

in my freezer

[inland jackal]

Cut it

[digital tundra]

letsgo

lfg

[inland jackal]

Eat while its cold

[digital tundra]

YEAH LFG

[inland jackal]

Add sour cream and voila

[digital tundra]

i like cold bacon tbf

[pastel quartz]

dont eat it cold I play project zomboid and know eating cold food gives unhappiness debuff

[digital tundra]

voila?

whats that?

[ocean pulsar]

hes one fifteenth french

[digital tundra]

just smoke

[inland jackal]

Bacon for saltiness and fat, sour cream to tone down the salt and dairy points

[hot snow]

i can confirm that eating cold food makes you unhappy

in real life

[inland jackal]

Ta daa

[atomic crane]

unless its sweet

[digital tundra]

whats voila

bruh

got it

[atomic crane]

et voila

[placid sail]

isn't sour cream midly salty on its own

[inland jackal]

It is

[digital tundra]

i ve been awake for 30 hours

pardon me

[inland jackal]

But the cold makes it less salty

[placid sail]

how are you toning down salt with more salt bruh

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-gif-4750406302107867271

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-blow-galaxy-explode-boom-fireworks-gif-5139389

[digital tundra]

nah not at all

[atomic crane]

interesting ive never tasted any saltiness in sour cream

[hot snow]

why is it salty if its called sour cream

make up yohr mind

[atomic crane]

i dont think its salty personally

[pastel quartz]

I put salt in my coffee

[placid sail]

salt cream

[digital tundra]

just read books then

[pastel quartz]

to avoid being salty on the internet

[hot snow]

yes thats better

[digital tundra]

i put salt and pepper in my tea

[atomic crane]

isnt that a legit method of reducing the acidity

[pastel quartz]

or I can just..

instead of eating frozen cabbage

[hot snow]

the beans fix it

the beans always fix it

[digital tundra]

i just straight up eat whole dried lentils package at the start

[atomic crane]

i read that cowboys on the trail in the old american west would boil their coffee with eggshells in the pot to reduce the acidity and make the coffee taste better

[digital tundra]

in order to get weight gain

from 75 to 85

and drink water

[pastel quartz]

I'd eat it raw too but I have to make good food for my waifu

[digital tundra]

u good gf

got

[pastel quartz]

no I am the gf

[digital tundra]

cool stunning idea

😍 amazing vibes

[ocean pulsar]

[pale ingot]

you will get eaten alive

its over lilbro

[hot snow]

this is the optimal romanian household

[digital tundra]

yes W is cool guy

me too thanks

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/adios-chat-adios-chat-lalo-lalo-salamanca-adios-bye-chat-lalo-better-call-adios-lalo-gif-26294325

[digital tundra]

gn

[hot snow]

goodbye

[inland jackal]

Stay frosty

[ocean pulsar]

it is pretty cold

[hot snow]

it was cold as hel this morning

[digital tundra]

sup again bro

[hot snow]

probably cause i decided to wear jeans that slightly shoe my shins

[inland jackal]

Imagine wearing jeans

[hot snow]

whats wrong wit jeans

[inland jackal]

Cant fit in em

[hot snow]

theyre like the most basic pant you can wear

[digital tundra]

dont wear jeans

[hot snow]

brother i have the thighs of zeus and i can fit jist fine

[digital tundra]

just wear big hoodies

[ocean pulsar]

what like over your balls

[inland jackal]

Just get the joots

[hot snow]

fuck is a joot

[digital tundra]

yeah no shit

fuck is that

[inland jackal]

Jean boots

[digital tundra]

sounds like a thing from nose

[hot snow]

thats horrible

yeah i hate that more than anything ive seen all week

[digital tundra]

its like crocs lol

[hot snow]

its nothing like crocs

thats just cursed as hell

[digital tundra]

i mean both cursed

[hot snow]

crocs are useful

[ocean pulsar]

got silk touch on my pick :(

[hot snow]

these are just awful

[digital tundra]

give it to me

[inland jackal]

Now cook the coal ore

[ocean pulsar]

might as well

[hot snow]

hey jaboopy

havent seen you in a while

[upper axle]

yknow, wizards make it seem like such a big deal that they can throw fireballs, but i tell you what; alcoholics who like the flavor of cinnamon sure can throw fireballs with the best of em

zing

[ocean pulsar]

that wasn't very good

[upper axle]

ye ive been hangin in a bunch of other places lately

hyd?

[inland jackal]

Jaboopy is like lord dracqi

[hot snow]

i mean anyone can throw fireballs if you light a beer bottle on fire

[hot snow]

good

been pretty chill

[upper axle]

i'm like Dracula from Castlevania. i show up now and again, there's a big battle between the forces of good and evil, i disappear for a while, the cycle repeats anew.

[hot snow]

nothing too annoying going on

[inland jackal]

Joe mama

Hi delight

[placid sail]

chomp

[solar obsidian]

what?! someone is avoiding banishment from #🎪bruh-fart or the server?

[placid sail]

yes

kill

destroy the child

[inland jackal]

Exile

[hot snow]

exterminate

[pale ingot]

Bah! this hobgoblin believes he is a Spellcaster! Banish him to the soul realm!

[upper axle]

nice, same here all things considered. been binging the fuck out of the Yakuza series 'cause i picked up all the games up to Yakuza 6 for 30 bucks around christmas

[inland jackal]

Homolits

[solar obsidian]

but is it like a server banned alt or just #🎪bruh-fart banished?

[digital tundra]

bro what

[hot snow]

id say thats a steal but i know nothing about yakuza so idk if its good

[pastel quartz]

god I hate polar bears

[digital tundra]

he just claims

[pastel quartz]

why are they protected by international laws

[digital tundra]

that im sheeba person

[upper axle]

oh yeah also i started playing Factorio recently. that was a mistake.

[digital tundra]

out of nowhere

@solar obsidian here

[hot snow]

yeah ive seen a bit of that game

[hot snow]

it looks like pain

[inland jackal]

Does that mean theres more

[upper axle]

to put it this way, Yakuza 0, the first game in the chronology (which is where i started), took me 140 hours to finish and i didnt 100% it.

the rest of em are about the same

[digital tundra]

well im going to hop on rq

[upper axle]

if not longer

[hot snow]

how is that even possible

it took me less than like 40 hours to beat red dead 2 with the side studd

[inland jackal]

Took me 300hours to beat payday 2

[hot snow]

you dont beat payday 2 w

that game is a paradox

[upper axle]

a combination of a fucking insane amount of side content, really engaging and decently long main story, and actual decent incentives to grind for ability upgrades and just generally take your time beating the game because its actually just peak

[hot snow]

is it like the convoys and stuff from ghost recon wildlands

if you know about that atleast

[upper axle]

nah its actually meaningful side content.

[hot snow]

i mean i liked doing those in wildlands cause it was just a little fun on the side

fuck i should actually finish wildlands shouldnt i

[upper axle]

Substories make up the biggest chunk of the more important side content, and they're basically sidequests and side stories that serve to be silly little side things that help to explore sides of the characters you play as that you dont see in the main story, giving you a broader view of who they are, as well as give just genuinely fun worldbuilding at times.

also they're FUCKING HILARIOUS

[hot snow]

i am aware that the yakuza series is very comedic

ive seen the memes

it feels like they're fake but i know they're not

[upper axle]

Yakuza Kiwami 2 has a substory that ends up with Kiryu getting roped into going to a weird fetish club for dudes to dress up like babies, and then getting into a brawl with a gaggle of men in diapers.

this is a real thing.

[inland jackal]

Im not

[upper axle]

and its not even the most absurd one im aware of.

[hot snow]

you dont know anything about gmod man

[inland jackal]

Nop

[hot snow]

you live under some rock with how little you know about games

i think w just plays obsecure games exclusively and avoids every popular game completely

[upper axle]

in Yakuza 0, which takes place in 1988, Kiryu has a substory where he helps Legally Distinct Michael Jackson (Miracle Johnson) and Legally Distinct Stephen Spielberg (Steven Spining) film a music video, and then a subsequent substory has Kiryu having a disco dance-off with said Miracle Johnson.

[digital tundra]

i cant connect to smp

shit

[hot snow]

the more you tell me the more i wanna play these games

[upper axle]

keep in mind btw this is a game thats basically The Godfather but in Japan but ramp up the crazy plot shit to 11

[hot snow]

but not enough that i wanna buy all of them

[upper axle]

yeah its an undertaking to play the series

[hot snow]

why is markiplier back there

oh i get it

[livid pond]

He got it

[hot snow]

i got it

still not sure why hes back there but i get the joke

[inland jackal]

Bite of '87 guy?

[hot snow]

do you get it w

do you get the joke

[inland jackal]

I get thats mark but not the joke

[upper axle]

its a long series. there's Yakuza 0, then Kiwami 1 and 2 which are remakes of the first two games from the PS2, then 3, 4, 5, 6, Yakuza: Like a Dragon, LaD Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name, the new one LaD Infinite Wealth, and then theres the canon spinoffs like Judgment/Lost Judgment, Isshin which takes place in i think Edo period Japan (that ones not super important), and the two that never got localized that were on the PSP, the Kurohyou duology.

[hot snow]

im not gonna tell you

[inland jackal]

Can live without that

[stone blade]

damn what is happening

[hot snow]

what clinicaly insane human decided to make that many games

[hot snow]

jaboopy

[upper axle]

well the series was started by the guy who made Super Monkey Ball.

[hot snow]

that almost made me spit

that's so fucking funny

[upper axle]

yeah thats not a joke btw

LOL

[stone blade]

time to go get me some monster

[inland jackal]

Alo ivan

[stone blade]

:)

alo

hi W

[hot snow]

God I love the gaming industry

[inland jackal]

Mindustry

[hot snow]

you can go from monkey ball to yakuza

[hot snow]

it's always time to get monster for you

[stone blade]

yes?

ofc

[hot snow]

bazat

[stone blade]

salut

sugi pula

with flowers

[upper axle]

oh yeah also if you know anything about Vtubers, the new one, Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, has an appearance by Kson from Vshojo (she won the pageant contest to be one of the hostesses you can interact with in the hostess bar minigame), and its funny 'cause she's a GIGANTIC Yakuza fangirl

[stone blade]

vtubers

[hot snow]

it's like you're a child who was taught Romanian but the only words you remember are sugi pula

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kson-cheers-kanpai-pretty-woman-gif-6464656374190252296

Kson is fucking awesome even if you dont like vtubers

[stone blade]

because those are the only two I know

and morti matii

iedy taught me them

and I in return taught him pishka/hui/kokoshka

it just works

[hot snow]

I read that as pregnant contest

[quaint ore]

Oggi alle

[hot snow]

I was about to loose it

[upper axle]

[hot snow]

I teach you new sentence

mancami curu

it means eat my ass

[hot snow]

maybe we shouldn't be teaching you words other than swears and slangs

[stone blade]

wdym

we're romanian and Bulgarian

half our vocab is swear words

[hot snow]

otherwise people might think the Romanian language is comprised only of swears which it TOTALLY isnt

[stone blade]

I greet my friends i tell them qj mi huq

[digital tundra]

china president

[inland jackal]

Ciao

[digital tundra]

Cya

[hot snow]

I can confirm that a romanian conversation isn't complete without 2-3 swears or slangs

[stone blade]

same here

Not to forget racist remarks from elderly people

[hot snow]

fraternitate țărească

[digital tundra]

what did u say about my mom

asshole

[hot snow]

dute mă și culcate

that's what I say to everyone when they go to bed

[pale ingot]

never heard a romanian convo without atleast slang, can confirm

[hot snow]

yes

even "professional" conversation must have atleast one ironic slang

[upper axle]

you guys ever thought about how dudes with small, soft hands are a necessity for society to function because without them we wouldnt have anyone that could retrieve the last pickle from the jar without getting their hand stuck, among other applications for hands in confined spaces (literally everything to do with wiring and shit)?

like shit dude

i cant even get my hand in the jar in the first place

that pickle is STAYING

[digital tundra]

are u idiot

i was waiting for you ass typing

[upper axle]

are you? this is obviously a joke.

[digital tundra]

whole time

to read this

[upper axle]

yes, and?

[digital tundra]

im in love with you

[upper axle]

gross

[digital tundra]

cuz ur acting rude

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-3-kiryu-run-rgg-gif-9404723416974680686

[hot snow]

I am proud to read this message

[stone blade]

this maja clone kinda good

fr

[hot snow]

because I have little baby hands

yeah good at imitating maja

[upper axle]

you're the designated wiring expert and retriever of vegetables and other pickled goods from jars

congrats

also i hope you like painting Warhammer minis

[digital tundra]

how about you imitate your grandma

[hot snow]

I was about to ask what's Warhammer as a joke but I don't want to turn brainfart into a wall of text

[digital tundra]

fly out off the coast

[gilded blade]

Call them Maja and see if they turn around

[hot snow]

brainaird

[upper axle]

nah if you asked that i would have said "aint no way, you're full of shit."

[hot snow]

yeah I dont have anywhere near the patience required to do any painting

especially that precise

also hi mobe

how was your birthday

[stone blade]

Got a white monster

[hot snow]

always white monster

[upper axle]

ok so i have actually turned around in public to see who called my name when someone said words i misheard as "jaboopy" before.

its fucked

[stone blade]

I like white monster you fuck

it's good

shut it

[gilded blade]

What you're describing is what's know in the medical field as "Twink Hand Syndrome"

[hot snow]

I'm not insulting you for it man

calm down

[stone blade]

ah oke

mb

❤️

[hot snow]

I'm just poking at the fact that you always pick white monster

[stone blade]

yeah cuz it's good

[hot snow]

I wouldn't know

[upper axle]

yeah, not to be confused with Drake Hands Syndrome where you waggle your hands like a kid with downs syndrome whenever you sing or rap

[digital tundra]

hmph

[upper axle]

ok now i KNOW bro is RPing a character in here

[digital tundra]

what

[hot snow]

yeah he's rping maja

[digital tundra]

its just sounds funny

[gilded blade]

"Drake Hands"

[upper axle]

aint no way you just unironically said "hmph" in a text chat

[digital tundra]

its ironic

double layered

[hot snow]

that doesn't even

[upper axle]

that shits straight outta some RP chat dialogue off some anime forum circa 2013

[digital tundra]

baited

[upper axle]

go back to the Inuyasha fan page, goofy ass

[hot snow]

straight outa roblox rp game

[digital tundra]

who

i dont play rp shit

[upper axle]

next you're aboutta be saying "tch." when you're frustrated

[gilded blade]

@digital tundra what does the name "maja" mean to you?

[digital tundra]

what the fuck is tch.

[hot snow]

I'm pretty sure maja actually did shit like that

[upper axle]

or even worse, "feh!"

[hot snow]

to a degree

[upper axle]

i mean, yeah.

[digital tundra]

bro we all know youve been doing that in the past

shut your ass

[upper axle]

teenager in their cringe phase, what do you expect

[upper axle]

bro i will openly admit my knowledge of that shit is firsthand

[digital tundra]

stop projecting

[hot snow]

you weren't here in the past

you joined the server 3 days ago

[digital tundra]

i mean

[upper axle]

it aint projecting if i openly admit i was cringe

[digital tundra]

in the past

like

hes a guy

like that

[digital tundra]

im assuming

[hot snow]

what in the fuck are you talking about

[gilded blade]

Are they a teenager? 👮‍♂️

[wraith osprey]

cope

[hot snow]

I'm just gonna stop bothering

I tried making sense of Maja and failed

[upper axle]

iirc Maja was around 18 when they left.

so yeah

cringe-phase teenager

[digital tundra]

bro u got anime on ur pfp at age of 29

im 18

what u yapping about

[upper axle]

LMAO

[hot snow]

so you admit to being maja

great

cool

[digital tundra]

no

when i did that

[gilded blade]

Damn, we were this close to getting you banned by age

[upper axle]

another poor soul fallen for the false idea that im nearly 30

fucking LMAO

bro im 22

[digital tundra]

ok 40

u act like ur 30

4chaner

[hot snow]

it's called having a doctorate in yappology

do you not see

[gilded blade]

No....... Jaboopy no....... You can't be one year younger than me

[upper axle]

yeah its almost like i actually grew up or something

[hot snow]

his title?

[upper axle]

and am not a petulant manchild (mostly)

[upper axle]

nah i really am 22

[digital tundra]

we know who you are!!!!

[upper axle]

23 in october

[gilded blade]

NOOOO IM OLD AHHHH

[digital tundra]

hmph

[upper axle]

you and me both, bro-ham

[hot snow]

if you are one day older than jaboopy you are officially old

it's settled

[upper axle]

22 going on 45, thats my age LMAO

[final cedar]

GFs cat got kittens

[upper axle]

we out here being just a gigantically grumpy old man in the body of a zoomer

[upper axle]

nice

how many

[digital tundra]

tf u talking about

[gilded blade]

Pics?

[final cedar]

4, all black

[final cedar]

not yet

[hot snow]

did he shit his pants

[upper axle]

judging by the gigantic brown smear on the ass of his pants in the frozen frame of him blown onto the bed? yeah

hella

he didnt shit his pants he SHIT them

[hot snow]

awesome

boggles sounds like something vargskelethor Joel would say in his funny accent

[upper axle]

honestly yeah

[gilded blade]

böggles

[upper axle]

shoutouts to completely made up slang like Duende

[gilded blade]

You need the oomlot

[hot snow]

I am very glad to have an accent that allows me to do that

[upper axle]

thats the wrong image

[gilded blade]

fawna

[upper axle]

i actually didnt mean to post that one but it stays 'cause im proud of that edit

the original artist actually retweeted it

lol

[digital tundra]

im not your bro

[gilded blade]

I accidentally posted something and got a warning for it watch out

[upper axle]

dont care, everyone here is my bro

[digital tundra]

hi bro

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: jcdenton2651

@uncut obsidian @ <t:1705622268:f>

for the record, posted a booba video in brainfart by accident

@steady trellis @ <t:1687696973:f>

"it would be my first warn" isnt an excuse - Rules are rules

[upper axle]

we out here making zero enemies

except the enemies we make by accident

and the haters who just hate me for existing without shame

[hot snow]

booba video 💀

[digital tundra]

jabooby

[digital tundra]

jabooby

[gilded blade]

jabööpy

[hot snow]

hël

[gilded blade]

ĵæööpÿ

[upper axle]

what does a double oomlaut (or however the fuck you spell it) even sound like

[hot snow]

ĥëł

[digital tundra]

jaboopy listen

i got something to say

[upper axle]

no YOU listen, Stone Toad's got something to say

[digital tundra]

hmph

[gilded blade]

Joel has talked about it, its like you do the same letter but higher pitched

[upper axle]

interesting

Me when im beginning to give up but then i remember that if i give up then the haters won and i'll have been outlived by miserable idiots:

[digital tundra]

what are u talking about lil bro

[digital tundra]

post a joke

[digital tundra]

right now.

[gilded blade]

https://youtu.be/oW7HJE3WK0k?feature=shared

[upper axle]

saying the word "cock" but with the mic gain raised and a reverb effect added

happy?

[digital tundra]

and

what would happen

[digital tundra]

wheres the punchline

[digital tundra]

like it would just sound like cock

L

[upper axle]

well i sure hope you arent sounding a cock, thats dangerous!

[digital tundra]

what the fuck

damn man

[pastel quartz]

guys

[digital tundra]

hi oguzy

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is the unisg cheat code

[pastel quartz]

hiii

[digital tundra]

it opens UNISG

[pastel quartz]

how are uu

[eager igloo]

Humgry

[pastel quartz]

yes

[gilded blade]

I think it's just type in unisg

[digital tundra]

hiii im doing great

hru

[pastel quartz]

good

[digital tundra]

not like great

but alright

[pastel quartz]

just vacumed all house

now I'm chilling

[pastel quartz]

I'm such a good househusband

[digital tundra]

just did something sinister

[gilded blade]

At 4 in the morning wow

[pastel quartz]

its 1pm in here

[digital tundra]

hour and a half ago

[gilded blade]

I wake up too early for class some days

[digital tundra]

clean my plates

[pastel quartz]

sir yes sir

[gilded blade]

YOU DIDNT ASK PRONOUNS

[upper axle]

Kiryu going into a fight be like

PREPARE THYSELF!

[finite quest]

gm people

[gilded blade]

Mornin'

[finite quest]

anothr day

you know tha preacher like tha coold!

[gilded blade]

Yup, it's cold today yup

[pastel quartz]

its an order

and I did it on purpose

[upper axle]

[pastel quartz]

by this uuuu will punish me

whatever

finally gamma isg start is got better

[pastel quartz]

I FORGOR TO GIVE NAME TO MY CHARACTER

and inventory weights mode is broken

[gilded blade]

I've watched tomato stream his unisg and it's pretty cool actually

[atomic crane]

grok should change the stalkerNet message sound to the discord message notification

its brainfart on the PDA

[digital tundra]

hi

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/so-we-did-a-little-trolling-troll-trollage-trollface-gif-20943439

[gilded blade]

There should be a mod that links the in-game pda to discord

[placid sail]

do we all

learn defeat

from the whores

[digital tundra]

SAME THOUGHTS MAN

[placid sail]

with bad feet

[river zealot]

Oh hey

He is back

Welcome

[placid sail]

beat the meat

threat the feet

to the sweet

[digital tundra]

i like meat

[placid sail]

milky seat

[river zealot]

Oh great

[placid sail]

👋

[upper axle]

not even sub-freezing, bitchmade.

:P

[river zealot]

He went insane when being in mute

[digital tundra]

why did he got muted

basilius

[gilded blade]

What state are you in that it's still that cold

[river zealot]

Yeah didnt you say a slur

[upper axle]

coastal Maine

lmao

a few times ive seen wind chill that brought it down to around -40

that was hell

[digital tundra]

bruh i just spawned

[gilded blade]

Maine You're going to be in a Steven king novel

[upper axle]

he lives about an hour from me

[digital tundra]

i live near you

[upper axle]

ive actually considered punching him in the face before.

he's a fucking weirdo and kinda a dick

[placid sail]

my lawyer stops me from explaining what I did

[gilded blade]

Kinda a duck

[upper axle]

i mean the typo also works because ducks are bastards

[river zealot]

Based you are my guy

[gilded blade]

Yoda be like:

[placid sail]

controversial things in brainfart must I post

disregard the mods I will

[atomic crane]

banger idea

it would get annoying fast but would be cool

[river zealot]

Didnt you post war footage

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/436653074107465738/873959644815560724/Nae_Nae_Dance.gif

[river zealot]

What did you post

I need to know if i should hate you

[placid sail]

I'm sorry Artyom... but I ate a Ukrainian child alive. live in vc, webcam and all

[robust cove]

Yes, he posted my villig getting nuked

[placid sail]

you should absolutely hate me

[atomic crane]

damn. owned

25 kill streak

[robust cove]

I will always be ur number 1 hater busy ❤️

[river zealot]

I ate a russian one, we are not so different you and i

[atomic crane]

i read that as bussy

[gilded blade]

Instead of the in-game characters posting "Hey don't take that loot!" It's "I'm sorry Artyom... but I ate a Ukrainian child alive. live in vc, webcam and all"

[robust cove]

As you should

[stone blade]

alo

pavlo alo

[robust cove]

Hi Ivanovich

[stone blade]

aha

❤️

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/you-and-i-are-not-so-different-raimi-meme-green-goblin-spiderman-gif-20908369

JOIN ME SPIDA MAN

[gilded blade]

AND WE COULD RULE THIS CITY

[atomic crane]

Vasyan Dumbass
09:15
I saw a cat just now. I wonder what it is up to...

Jaboopy
09:18
you guys ever thought about how dudes with small, soft hands are a necessity for society to function because without them we wouldnt have anyone that could retrieve the last pickle from the jar without getting their hand stuck, among other applications for hands in confined spaces (literally everything to do with wiring and shit)?

[gilded blade]

I'm actually really starting to like the idea of this mod

[atomic crane]

lmao maybe filter messages shorter than 10 words or something

so you only get the diamonds in the rough

[gilded blade]

It merging the original game messages with the Discord messages is a great idea

[upper axle]

we should have GAMMA plugin that adds a STALKER that just randomly posts random shit i say in this chat on the PDA

[gilded blade]

So you go "what the fuck was that?" And open your pda

[placid sail]

maja whitelist is a must. the moment my pda is starting to burst from all those brain dead messages, I'm deleting gamma

[upper axle]

like i really want a mod that takes specifically just the batshit insane things i say and posts them to your PDA with ZERO context

[atomic crane]

yeah seeing someone talk about something totally mundane and common like a ham sandwich and just seeing this dude be like "ham? uhh..."

[upper axle]

my shower thoughts are twitch clip makers i bet money on it

[gilded blade]

A maja whitelist is maja only you want a blacklist

[placid sail]

oh fuck, right, sorry

I've made it even worse

[upper axle]

unrelated topic

[placid sail]

also some kind of plugin that only puts jaboopy messages through in idle time at the base

not reading his tolkien review during a gunfight

[upper axle]

Highfleet's dev really went to their composer and said "hey i need you to make a slavic-sounding track that is basically the embodiment of distilled fear and anxiety in music form" and he went "i gotchu"
https://youtu.be/EKRkAEjjhpE

[upper axle]

honestly yeah thats a required QOL feature

[atomic crane]

nah it's like Mobe said, you see it when it comes through and you're like "wtf 💀" and then you go back into the PDA to actually read it later

[upper axle]

my dumb ramblings only show up when not in combat

[placid sail]

bonus points for an Invictus addon that puts ONLY jaboopy's messages through, and they occupy half the screen

[upper axle]

honestly it'd be really funny if you could get a quest closer to the north end of The Zone thats just an objective to track my representation in the game world down and kill me because the quest giver is sick of my shitposting

[atomic crane]

*smallest ship youve ever seen aggressively flies toward your dreadnought

[placid sail]

gamma yapping challenge

[gilded blade]

And if it's in combat you barely see it so you don't remember if it was a discord user or in-game character that said it

[atomic crane]

which is even funnier when you think about it because theres already easter egg messages that come through rarely

so this is like the next level for brainfarters

[quaint ore]

It is rare to see brainfart placing several sentences into one message.

[upper axle]

nah so what we do is we make a big text dump of the best of the insane shit ive said here and throw it into a dialogue file, associate it with an actual STALKER in the game world called some dumb shit like "Jaybibbles", and have there be a late-game quest to kill me because some guy in the Duty base or whatever is sick of my unfiltered garbage

[placid sail]

now I want to see a dutyer called Sergeant Falconov yapping about how duty is actually based for solid five minutes while muting everyone else in my pda

[atomic crane]

what chapter is your pfp

[upper axle]

peak

[gilded blade]

I'd buy a "jaboopy's best of" cd

[final cedar]

murder him

[upper axle]

thats a cognitohazard on disk LMAO

[atomic crane]

Leytnant Shillkanov

shilling for duty

[gilded blade]

Which is better duty or military?

[final cedar]

bandits

[atomic crane]

i think their biggest difference is primary goal, i think exterminating all stalkers is kinda based

they're like the more complex and corrupt version of monolit

[upper axle]

honestly we gotta ask ourselves, what faction would i belong to if you put my dumb ass in the Zone

[atomic crane]

obviously not killing for the same reasons but just in that they are killing all sdalger

[final cedar]

military: bullies everyone besides duty, meat heads who would never manage to turn off the scorcher
duty: bullies most factions, bottoms for military, would never manage to defeat Freedom even

[gilded blade]

Freedom

[atomic crane]

assuming we somehow survive, i bet we would all either be loners or freedomers

[upper axle]

yeah that tracks

[stone blade]

all factions suck dick

None are better

there you go

[upper axle]

i'd hella be a Freedomer, and failing that, Loner

[atomic crane]

military doesnt care about turning off the scorcher

[gilded blade]

Of course they do there's only one woman in stalker

[atomic crane]

they would prefer the scorcher stay on

[final cedar]

agree, but they couldn't if they wanted to

[upper axle]

the entire zone be like

[atomic crane]

i think they could

i think you're severely underestimating the power of a nation against monolit

even with the zone and a railgun to stop their machines, think of the pure numbers

[final cedar]

we can assume a lot of stalkers crossdress as men to avoid sexual harassment and discrimination

[atomic crane]

not to mention the ecologists are a state-funded research group

[gilded blade]

Unisg is best faction because ITS AMERICAN OOORA

[upper axle]

its Eastern Europe, so yeah that tracks

crossdressing in general

[atomic crane]

UN 🤢

antichrist

i prefer mercs

[quaint ore]

Not a chapter, but piece of Warhammer Legends lore

Legion of the Damned

[upper axle]

me when someone tells me they work for the UN:

[final cedar]

UNISG is most likely led by european countries. US using Freedom as a proxy power

[atomic crane]

oh interesting

[gilded blade]

True but in gamma they have American voices

[atomic crane]

they literally do

[finite quest]

SEND IT IN JEROME!

im playing a new game of rdr2 cuz i got bored of insurgency sandstorm

[upper axle]

i mean UNISG being voiced by americans makes sense considering the US pays for an absurd proportion of that shit

[atomic crane]

heheh that's great partner

[finite quest]

i beat up the retard in the bar so far

[atomic crane]

lennyyyy

[finite quest]

no

[final cedar]

also a lot of non native speakers take on an american accent

[finite quest]

no

tommy

[atomic crane]

found ya lenny

[finite quest]

the big retard

not lenny

[atomic crane]

lenny ma boyyy

[finite quest]

isnt tommy like mentally challenged

i forgt

[upper axle]

and i also wouldnt put it past the US to double time it and have their fingers in UN shit AND to have a proxy force independent from their UN involvement operating in the area

[atomic crane]

idk im not talking about the big retard im talking about LENNY

[gilded blade]

LENNYYYYY

[finite quest]

anyways as of lastnight after i beat up big retard

[upper axle]

wouldnt be the first time probably

[finite quest]

i dueled like

10 people

[atomic crane]

YNNEL

[finite quest]

cuz i have the duel mod

so i quickdrawed on a few people

[gilded blade]

High honor or low?

[finite quest]

?

im neutral

im gonna go hunting with hosea