#πͺbruh-fart
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what kinda animals have you met?
wdym?
come across
when the metal gear is solid
swimming pools but shizophrenic
reminds me of that youngscrolls song
Dawn on You
"casting detect motion but your broke ass isn't picking up"
time to start trying my worst
hell yeah
v the edging runner
motion
on somedays it be cursive, but on most it be enchantment table
Cursive of ra
heiroglyphics
pizza pizza
Hierocyrillics
cave drawings
Greek.
latin
Edgy writing
oh hell nah
crossing out the o's and writing about how his life is shit and he actually just lives a happy life with a loving familyπππ
What
how i be looking at the 410 revolver sitting next to me
i aint talkin bout that weak shit
RICK GRIMES!!!!!!
nice feet homie
blud what is this "BOY, DONT TOUCH THAT" ahh language
big cylinder for big bullet
Im sure thats a reference to something
god of war
large man got emmy for saying Boy...
is that a mk. 23? blud thinks he solid snakeππππΉπΉπΉ
looks like a green USP with a suppressor
Osprey 12
the cia
god of war ragnarok, is set in norse mythology thats why
hello foenem
hello
The creature is full of greed
the creature?πͺ±
the creature
carflip
when is the gooning session
awwww
a band? or bands?
gahdamn
all 100 dollar bills
I edge
im gooning
goon crew
hello chat
rap god
eminem number 1 raper
sad
who up soliding they metal gear
only eroticism in forms of body suits and skimpy outfits
you're not fucking anyone
mental gear
gooning
it's from the store you dip
sure
you clicked on it
what is this gqme
did you really go and look it up
is that asuka on the top left wtf?
damn man
goddamn I bet they have physics in real time
yes, I had to see. Curiosity is a bitch ae
@oblique spire
getting jiggly with it
Beff Jezos no way
you just won 2 money
Why do you only listen to dogshit
you have no right to call my music dogshit
:3
dogshit
gn chat
im sorry i had to, you set yourself up
i assume you have a right
feel so clean like a money machine
a left too
wdym?
you donβt tell people on the internet what they cant do, theyre just gonna do it more
Mozart been really quiet these past few years
i already do it the maximum physically possible amount
i say dat shit on cooldown!!!
me too, its just the cooldown is 1 lifetime
or sex detective apparently
you only get one so make it count

as a sex detective myself i donβt detect any sex in this channel
you're not doing a very good job then
whom did i miss then, tell me
im having sex right now
gooning doesnt count
it counts if you're gooning with someone
group goonsesh does count
but are you gooning eachother or not
the old meta
ofc
good ol spitroastin
before the patches

its so nice of you to check on a meme channel with one hand while gooning someone with another
multitasking
i love listening to ASMR while playing Ready Or Not in a hostage situation
now you can use the extra hand to watch family guy funny moments during sex
you start whispering in a hostages ear
are you ready
or not
gently tapping the trigger
Its so cloudy
So wgack
Colder in Jan than it was mid december
creacher
hi
hi
we love creachers
π
its called a fly trap not a bee trap idiot
what would happen if The Rock and Emma Stone had a child?
pebble
Justin
Rock and Stone to the bone
one micron of salt-rock
response image for you zoomer to us millennials. You're welcome little bastards...
my body is a machine that turns water into cum
ya know there's a market for that
wonderful
stunning ideaπ₯
no
can we hit maja with majaβs copypasta
Use whenever you feel like
that would be meta
@lunar brookmiss you
thanks bae
it feels like a court case waiting to happen
oomphie
gah
hi!!!
i have short term memory loss
oh hii!!!
dementia gaming
terraria hellevator
laundry chute
wtf is this image lol
the face of the dude on the left
is the superhero on a direct line with him right now?
what the fuck is this game
pokemon but slavery and eugenics
what do all this people immediately flooded to this Unity asset mashup looking ass game
the news will arive under your depressed wanker stone soon enough, don't worry
its tgotw β’οΈ
the goat
the game of the week
oh, right
sex?
yeah its classic pokemon style
u put em in an incubator and get some offspring that has similar stats
well I'm not sure the selective process of any kind is present there
im sure you can figure out meta shit to mix together
would have been nice
theres a rapist pal i think
also would have been cool to being able to breed pals with humans to get disgusting, but powerful hybrids
or just freaks of nature

like in rimworld
Vaporeon.
the entry is uhh
"Seeking a night of love, it is always chasing someone around. At first, it only showed interest in other Pals, but in recent years even humans have become the target of its debauchery."

interspecies breeding and selection lesssgoooooo
modders are gonna do something crazy with this
officers, its this steam game right there
i bet
theres worse steam games i already covered
metro looked it up and uhh
can you send a picture of the thing
made em sick
documentation purposes
vanilla rimworld literally allows you to kill children, butcher them and make leather cowboy hats out of their skin, this is nothing
but a person or two in Nintendo probably passed put
its just a pink salazzle with a heart on it
pink what
imagine thinking the 10 gorillion lawsuit isnβt in the oven
pokemon
too late, the cookie already hit the market
that sounds compatible
so what? they can still get their share
by sca⦠lawsuiting it from them
use those money to make a pokemon game that is perhaps not as bleak as the future of Japan, thank you and have a good day, Nintendo
bro, theyook at vids showcasing brand new functional BotW multiplayer mods made by nobodies in a garage, and the first thing they do is they terminate it
and youre telling me they are gonna just watch like in the memes?
their legal department is getting explanded tenfold
@toxic sundial hi goonerfriend
Hello goon bud
thats just zoophilia
goonsesh when
Right now
exactly, now you understand the appeal
my brother in christ
the game is edgy for the sake of edgy
i wouldnt put it past em
whether Nintendo buries them in lawsuits now or not, whether the game is pulled out from the market with a great scandal and I'm not even sure the industry will agree to it - it's now a studio that made fun pokemon game
(and fun ark, but it's secondary)
its gonna end up like that game with the knockoff dipper and mable
people want to play it now, millions, the attention is there, the hype is there
ok what we watching
lethal company kinda already proven all points imaginable by being made by one furry, and overtaking every triple A project that year
Nintendo can shit itself to death with billions of dollars and lawsuits, and it won't change a thing
with its dev recieving death threats
you see, thats where i kinda donβt agree, because hype doesnt mean quality
ever heard of clickbait
i mean
the dev also had experience with horror games
making like 2 other psychological ones before lethal co
good example, but it's not a pokemon game, it's just some good twist on multi coop fun shit
but pokemon shit is a global demand
thing is, it's decent
thats just because cod takes itself too seriously
hype is provided by the early access, not a trailer of some sorts
adding useless updates instead of the update poeple actually need
people are already playing it and cumming themselves to death
palworld will be successful , if it doesn't get sued
its high chance of being one of those early access hells tho
stuck indev for 5 years
jonkling they wieners to figurative zoopheliaπππ
my overall impression is, the only way palworld goes down now is if they drop the ball themselves. if there will be not enough polish and added content until full release
what is frenchie yapping about
otherwise that shit is flying high
and honestly I'd play it myself. it's not that expensive, and I got excited with a screenshot of several angry looking lambs holding lmgs
it'll end up like cyberpunk
I wanna do pokemon war crimes
but it wont get updates
theres not huge hype for it
you can play it rn
its not cyberpunk where its built off an existing franchise by a AAA studio
again, cyberpunk hyped everyone up with promises and underdelivered. palworld is already available for early access players and it plays well
its some random "indie" game rn that
no thanks, I'd rather be playing metal gear solid 5 again
that is indeed a way to fuck up, but it would be very stupid
she wants to look at quiet's feet again
i bet
to arrive at their current position by being stupid and only by pure puck is unlikely
so I have high hopes
no, I want to pretend im snake with man who sold the world or invisible by duran duran in the backround
I don't the appeal of feet though
why
WHY
idk man
i think a lab found the foot part of the brain is next to the normal part
so its like a misconnected neuron or something
I swear man snake is literally me
Legs, slender and shit I can see that being inticing as, some positions uhm
thighs and hips for monkey brain going, ooga booga procreation
I understand the message behind that sentence but god you worded it like that silent hill oven meme 
what the fuck are you on about
of in the hot food of out eat the food
also blur could you please stop constantly speaking about your foot fetish in public chat
thanks
blur you're such a stinky lil redditor
I am trying to understand the appeal why there's foot fetisheists out there in numbers
THATS WHAT HE'S BEEN YAPPING ABOUT
Oh shuddaup
foot fella
wrong term
she has a bf you dip
thats used to describe someone getting pregnant
π€¨ π«
she's already omletted by someone else brother
french dip
sir this is a wendy's
Don't ask for the creme freiche
π¦Ώ
i don't give a shit about the spelling you can use context clues, fuck off
Um acktuallly it's pronunced FRAICHE π€
brother what are you on about
Brendan Fraicheser
scizopost
A schizophrenic racist is talking.
Listen and learn.
Don't make me get the Webp image
I wonder if I will disappear when blur takes his meds
probably not
my reaction to this information:
mixed feelings here
I am you what I see is me
were you looking for the most basic venom snake pic for five minutes just to reply to me
I was looking for the one that really conveyed my reaction
I was watching some streams and I'm considering buying it to make my own shooting squad of armed animals
What am I honestly looking at here
Yes
I wanted the mouse with the aquarium back then
apparently reads the post I stole that from it's Aquariumxcore π πͺΈ
no more flashbangs please
a distinct memory
see I am going to the complete opposite of what you've requested of me, just so I can be a fucking bastard
yep....know it well, I wanted one of those mouses with the aquarium in the grip
and back then I wanted a waterbed
I wonder where waterbeds went
who up soliding they metal gear rn
who up metaling they gear rn
me meπ€π€π€
who up changing they war rn
oh fuck it's Monday today
|| I liked MGS 4. It's definintely lackluster but it was the first one I actually played as a kid, and I was fucking enchanted by the camosuit you got ||
sppedrun sleep
Remember playing the demo nonstop
I just played it because of the funny dialogue when you die
SNAKE, SNAAAAAAKE
That's all the games tbf
yes, thats why I love the mgs series
Taking the death pills in 3 and having the game spring to life again when you take the antidote
so real
who up wonkin they willy
my heart and actions are utterly unclouded
wrong character my dumbass
me after fapping my boner
who up punishing they snake rn
that's why you're the best boss
my reaction to that information:
massive ceo
Spotify just called me a nerd
wtf typa 90s highschool bully insult is this
Spotify be like "HAH HYPE NERDY NIGHT π€ π€ π€ "
yeah no shit
real
If they could, the first song would probably be penis music
the what musicπ³
Song is Rubber Band by Jackal Queenston. I think that guy is a nazi furry larper or something along the lines...
Original r*ddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/erhnfb/funky/
βA few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.β
who up playing with they worm
this me btw
i know what you are
who up plappin they belly
plap plap plap
who up leaving they dead for 4
for 2
@uncut obsidian did you play new vintage story update
i was on 1.19.0-rc6 this whole time
so basically yes
yall poopinpants?


hi smalco
so sweet
im just tryna get clout with the puter homies
:3
:3 *spits on you
if you can fit ur fist in ur mouth you get +2 clout with us
*drools all over your clothes
i can fit a lot more than that
yap
woody harrelson is literally me
I love this shit, one of my favorites
Good thing they stopped without doing 4 useless seasons...

no ive actually never seen this show but this scene is literally me
giving cat albuterol moment
cats can have asthma
i never knew
cats can have diabetes
i dont know much about diabeetus but isnt it only a problem if you consume a lot of readily-available glucose like from sugar
maybe the milk
that cates drink
the sugar in da milk...
the lack toes
not the snussy π
everything reminds me of her
hello chat
hi
hi frog
π Bottom ( | 'bΙtΙm )
- Low-lying alluvial land near a river
- A cargo ship
- The second half of an inning; while the home team is at bat
- A depression forming the ground under a body of water
- The lower side of anything
hello
@atomic crane reference
why
bottom
why tag me
what is this definition in response to

ok
i may be stupid
:3
too many bloodsuckers on my block
bloodsuckers can only come in if you invite em in
eating cashews rn
big boss reaction:
him β€οΈ
punished snake is literally me
he loves nut
badass
ongod rn im fr fr i love nuts
cashews are good
i put the nuts in my mouth
me too
i swallow nuts
i love consuming nut
i chew up the nut and then swallow
swirl it in ur mouth for flavor
yeah the cashew
yes
do you like it messy or do you swallow
coincidentally im also eating a banan
nuts arent messy for me tbh and i never have a reason not to swallow them so
the nuts you swallow arent messy?
lucky

falco would you like to join my timeshare program
You are already on thin ice, don't let me remove you from here again
you cant stop me from eating cashews fidel castro
fidel cashew
1984
so thats a no on the timeshare?

so basically its a scam

you pay for something but only get to use it once in a while along with a bunch of other suckers
its like airbnb
but you have even less ownership of the property
and its a pain in the ass to cancel it
I remember something like this but with like a PS5, I don't remember the details
you never know whats in an air bnb
the dead body isn't mine! it was the last guy who booked this place
the previous person who stayed there might've killed someone and hid the body in the floorboards
the only timeshare i know of is a fictional one from the book Swan Song where a dude pays to be able to live in a nuclear bomb shelter for a couple weeks out of the year and it just so happens that the bombs drop during his first stay at the shelter
he likes brazil nuts
or the previous guy never left and he lives in the walls watching you sleep
Nuts

those are fun to dig out
i like uhh
pistachios used to be bussin but for some reason they taste weird to me now
I love pistachios as well
the quality fell off
real?
i used to get the nicest ones but now the same brand has like all the rejects in the bag
i thought it was my weird self
I like walnuts
you need a whole ass hammer to acess the contents
walnuts are a nice nut tbh, i associate them with coconut flavors because of almond joy
wall nut
and also with honey bunches of oats because i would always get the walnut flavor
hard and the you need a hammer to acess the contents, just like the babies in the pre natal care section part of the hospital
wow
what
juuust like a walnut
ok now it makes sense
but heres the kicker
I totally havent got the thoughts to steal my own babies in the pre natal care section when I birth them out
they're gonna have to put you in cuffs for it lmao
1984
its just the funni thoughts
nothing serious
i love sniffing my balls does this happen to you guys aswell?
I don't have any:(
how
now don't lie
i know women got balls
if they don't
where do they store pee
thats what the clit is for
i'm tired of your lies liberal
no lies
only the truth
brother this is brainfard
act retarded
no, be autistic however you want
no need to be all mr serious here
boysmell
Hi Ted Hi Frog Hi Voltaire Hi latoureiffel
henlo
what do u think ive been doing
apple pie in oven we eating good


Me too
hi lobotomite
the doktor put funny needle up where my eye is
and funny tingles started to happen
where did you get this info
repost
excuse him he forgot to turn off his brain
he didn't read the anatomy textbook smh
smh my head
Wait what why
Why canβt we shitpost with voice msgs anymore
MODS
inb4 βpeople used them to bypass chat filters
You meanβ¦. Mods wouldβ¦ have to do their jobs?!?
(They donβt get paid)
nineteeneightyfour
Brainfart, what was that funny falco word
fuck if I know
pasta la vista
something oggi alle
Morning
guten morgen
Alo



Whos bober
bobert
we should start cat feeding livestream for brainfart , the food will drop anytime someone gets horny here
Cats would live a healthy life
cuz there's a healthy amount of horniness here
not too much, not too little
balanced as all things should be'

goud morningus pepeles
which bomboclaat dog i am...
I should be sleeping rn, I must have insomnia or something
thats the old bomboclat
this is the better one
wich came first
the dog one
jamaicans or africans
"Wich bomboclaat dog am I?"π£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯
me BBOMMBACLAAT
Idk Im not jamaican
whatever it means its funny
neither is google translate apparrently
this is the one thing we agree on
yep
watch it be something ultra racist and we all get banned for it
I think the slang that roadmen use is derived from jamaican
we need to kidnap a jamaican and confine him in brainfart so we can learn what it means
period rag
or just ask him
i think a bit of it yeah
i didnt know you were jamaican
oy bruv u wanna get shanked
in roadman slang girl is gyall
this is britain vs uganada
and they say it in an accent reminiscent of jamaican
stabber rizz
stabbing this dick into you 
actually nevermind i think you're fr*nch
its legal to carry if its under 2 inches
stay far away
if carrying too much dick was illegal then i should be in federal prison cause this dick go long 
sombody already did that
too late bud
i mean carying too much dick is illegal if it sticks out in public
so you would be in federal prison alreqdy
romanian penis genes are real
someone stole it?
yeag
cockthief
what the fuck
literally me
you steal other mens cocks?
fully clothed so no homo
but you did just touch someone elses dick
had gloves on
fair enough
π«
thats crazy
pick cocket
why is this even an emoji , not even wokeness cant fix nature
the cope is strong with this emoji
π«πΏ
π²πΏ
why so serious
this is brainfard, turn your brain off
balls
what did metroman mean by this?
moggermind
maybe you should try turning it on for a change

sorry no wait, megamind
cs2
no


Hallo
ratherd be a fun person rather than be ms serious about everything with a stick up my ass
Which faction for hardest difficulty in gamma
isg
everyone hates you, even the ecologists
I love looting
they will shoot you on site
Not corpses the u know
Aaaaa
I forgor
Everytime i see a Mia Khalifa drama i realise why i was right not seeing her as anything more than a pornstar
Stash
You were always right
its like borderlands
Also, controversial opinion, but Mia Khalifa is a 7/10 at best for me
Then its time for isg gameplay
Gave me the cheat code fornplaying isg
Because I'm soo lazy to finish game with fucking loner
Or anything else
isn't she doing that thing where she teaches young women how to be "better" women?
My vote goes to Lena Paul
The greatest woman that ever lived
But I agree with you
Mia is a solid 7/10
Honestly...yeah, i can get behind that
All of that 
I wish I had a birb
if mia khalifa was a guy tho
ecologist pacifist gameplay

Talking to me like fuck off mate
what's donut vector reference to?
She tried doing a lot of shit but at the end she always gets mad 90% of the comments she gets are the classic
I know this girl , i know you know this girl
Hmm weird to see her talk instead of gawk
Hmm weird to see her all dressed up
Etc.
Funny comments ngl
literally nothing
Go find some bitches while I'm crying on bed
I'm too lazy for that
its really boring bruh
dont do it, unless you want to get used to not have anyone attack you
Because of thay give me the damn isg code
why are you here constantly, don't you have baby things to do
I have never seen her vids personally, probably because she doesnt do lesbian videos
like prep the room or go to checkups
I already did that
She actually has or not
go do some birthing yoga or smth
Its actually 2 in the morning
play stalker
I just havent been sleeping cause I can't
get a job
It's 10 am mate
Your timeline is wrong
huh? are you beerbellyphobic?
I'm gonna cancel you on all social media
Beer belly men deserve to be seen
different timezones
π«
π«πΏ
I live in a different location
currently I'm in florida
I live
yeah, different timezones
i drive
blud, if it isnt two lesbians βοΈing Im NOT watching itπΉπΉπΉ
Surprised wojak gif
Assume it like that because I cannot open the fucking gif tab


why would I watch the same cycle of pebis go in vagene
its boring
hi bored
Hi I'm kms
siri, pull up frotting
Yeah lets play stalger depression edition where we try to amputate bloodsucker
SIRI NO
that look totally painless
I'm gonna go sleep
you know its late when you see no cars outside, just streetlights
ur gonna swallow 3-4 spiders tonight
thats seems like the type of activities my boyfriend would do
bonne nuit
No neutral background 
what are sentences you can say to a child but not to a police officier
kill me
bash my head
choke my to death
shoot my jaw off with a shot gun
just kill me please
i am a deadman
No longer sure if that's maja, meowmachine or madi
I lost count of maja versions
getting sick of it tbh
hello 
Yeah sure, see u in 2-5 business weeks
disgustijg
p!shutup
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let me see that holster
hello wood theres anothet maja clone
?
classic maja L




