#🎪bruh-fart
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omg im literally jerma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uemn79gOxeQ in case anyone wants
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a tshirt for you it seems
im here for the bussy
man i was just about to ping you
cool!
me guesto
I'm gonna give your name to my character
what you mean
.....
my clearsky character have your name now
dot dot dot
my bad, i just wanted to post it i didnt even know whats going on lmao
I know a Jerma mod....
love the idea🤩 !
love it!😍 wonderful idea👍
so u named ur character
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Maja 10 just dropped
mm hello
Freedomers elated that they can do the bloodsuckers
that was boring
i hate knife ears
Why 
i just hate everyone
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i honeslty i wanted to beat the shit out of hear after that mission

locked up
Based
em elf
im elf
tf wrong with ur nickname
are those cordinates of someone dangerous ?
elvish tongue
Yesterday it was maja 7335735, today it's maja 0243400.90
Firmware update
im sure thats ip
u missing another one nickname
It's too long
nah seems to check out]
what
I got some worse shit from TEMU
I swear to god they actually think I am a terrorist or a neo-nazi
man I feel like shit can't wait for a break tomorrow
f.e I got recommended skull half-face masks, camouflaged balaclava and cap combos, belts which I already own etc.
Some shitty knives and handheld radios
maja? is that you
hi sarge
wonderful idea😍

whose this handsome looking devil? 
thats you 
more medication yippee
what @winged phoenix looks like irl
maja?
Why are the Japanese so weird holy shit
thats what maja would say 
it's text tho
You be quiet too
@uncut obsidian he said it
it would be funny if top message was deleted
someone else can photoshop it if they want lol
silence you
perfect
motherfucker
who you talking to
mmmmmm i love staring into the ceiling and listening to music at 2am and being stuck in my thoughts
cant relate
bleach drinking hours
mmmm i love you
mmmm i love myself
narcissist alert
maja alert
not funny
wasnt joking
was it a joke ?
yeah don't throw yourself on minors sarge
i love you like a friend lol
do miners instead
not funny.
knew it
this dumbass acts like jama
like a friend you son of a bitch
not funny
slowly becoming midas
mideez
: )
i will make a golden house and i swear it will be stolen in few days
wasnt trying to be
not
funny
Now turn it into gapples and golden carrots like any reasonable player
golden shower?
piss book
We get it
Broken record.
you need some milk
mod getting butthurt after a user confessed positive feelings 
carrots > apples unless i prepare for boss fight
Mostly carrots but some gapples is always good in case of emergency

I finally downloaded gamma with no problem
He finally did something not very hard
I'm still simping tbh
Oh you have a gold farm set up?
Why bother with making hard decisions then? Make a stack of the stronger gapples
inflation
diamond helmet (stolen)
nobody cars
some people got cars
ok
so ture
wym stronger ones
They must have removed it.
Enchanted golden apples.
Instead of bars you would use blocks but just looked it up, they can only be found in chests now. Can’t be crafted anymore.
I don’t play modern Minecraft anyways
yeah no shit
yea its an old thing
yo bitch ass is old enough to not understand new features
i gotchu

colored beds?
honestly I play the new mc version but I just like the new blocks to build I haven't engaged in a new mechanic in years
theres only red beds my guy
I have never traded with a piglin and have only seen them because a friend asked me to play the modern version
we need to cook more mushroom soup bowls Jesse
1.12.2
This mushroom bowl is delicous man, you're a fucking artist
its not mario
I'm seeing mushroom like 3inches iin there
remember when they added shields lmao
Over the ending
imagine a version without the off hand but has the shield in
So the versions I played…
There used to be dual wielding mods, was super fun to dual wield axes for pvp
1.9 added offhand afaik
They all did shields/offhand better than the official patches
or iirc
ye i knew it
nether dimension? Jesse are you talking about the nether reactor core
unforgivable
When tnt arrow cannons where considered innovation in pvp
I shake my fist at you notch grr
The leak season has started for the next battlefield game
Chapters
0:00 - intro
0:11 - Battlefield 2025
2:10 - The Importance of Destruction
5:46 - The Cold Chomp Motor
7:49 - Conclusion
8:58 - Outro
Do sheep still cycle RGB when you name them Jeb_ ?
probably
yes
My biggest regret is not having a upside down RGB sheep by breeding jeb with dinnerbone
not far off
settle down and start a family in an abandoned warehouse
rugby
Always is clearly
hello brainfart
I humbly request gif of 2 minecraft dudes fighting with dick swords
discord moment
Old Discord version user spotted
anyone wanna talk about solo leveling episode 3? very nice anime 
no
Born to get breakfast and coffee, forced to take a shit
I'm fucking starving but the chocolate fountain keeps pouring gentlemen
i love sipping coffee while taking a shit
what did you eat ?
Holy shit you drink and defecate?
ayup
Nothing out of the ordinary
I ate some nuts last night
I can't imagine

I like sipping cofi while looking at my puter
Can someone ban me off of this channel right here
@weak jackal
gm all
Whenever I play tf2 I go for soldier more often than before since rick may died
Something about hearing the same voicelines I've heard tens of thousands of times
from someone you won't be able to hear from anymore
maybe I'm just retarded
hi soldier
I indeed do! She on the other hand, doesn't
Maybe you could teach her? :v
You. Are. BACK
nah
went back to school
What do they do exactly?
And why try when you can do?
hi
I hope your vocal chords didn't overtension themselves
Hehehehe
thank uu
I mean that can literally go real bad
Sbail
You could loose your voice by overtensioning of those strands in your uh
Something
in my throat
just scream really loud
i have wanted to scream at the top of my lungs so bad for so long
Also why?
the masculine urge to stand up from your desk and scream
Men...
Sometimes
I can relate
But sometimes
To me
They make no sense
Or maybe I haven't tried to understand their urges
i want to scream and smash something to dust with my forehead
the masculine urge to put a cigarette out on my balls
you know it.
yessir
im going to cook some eggs
with cheese
what kinda eggs
baited
i'm a master of that
hello master
I never left
thinkj
that's on the table
Thanks
nevermind
...
no problem, king
retreat urself
How about you retreat some villa's?
Man that bottle of fairy on the sink sure looks very yummy dont it?
Why doncha take a sip bro
bro stop
Its lemon flavored bro
Mmmm MMM! Thats the main course
duh
since i woke up
Why do you keep changing your name
cuz people slap maja on top of me
Try and keep the streak bro who needs food anyways
alright! hows been your day brother?
mate this weather is so good ong
fr
i love this shit
we can still recognize you bruh 
still being a maja
Be normal challenge (impossible)
gm gang been chillin this day
talking w u guys and it felt nice gang
Ask them how was work that'll really make em think youre not maja
gn voltaire
Even when pretending you act like maja oh my god
what do u mean
I mean let's be honest maja wasn't particularly interesting to talk to
Mine was quite nice
nice bro gotta beat the shit out of those stupid clients
lfg brother
amazing choice fam
Yeah man so anyways are you gonna drink that bottle of fairy yet?
what.
i chop firewood and sell it
no
Freelance photoshop subcontractor
What do you work as my guy?
most of it goes to the taxes and outcomes :/
u better not knowing my fam
but i like what im doing
Being maaaaja? 
yeah taxes is pretty bad brodie ong
i hate them so i considering about to
about starting to avoid them
whatcha guys think about it
nothing cooler than not paying taxes
fam im really into your opinion on that shi
what the fuck
the zoomer slang makes my balls hurt maja please
no.
Ohhh yes
having irs breathing on your neck is cool isnt it ?
this sounds kinda fye
are u making enough money for ur country's economic status?
i dont know fam
they cant catch my ass gang
Yeah I make a pretty penny compared to the cost of living
u better watch out they be everywhere these days
how do you find jobs ? most of them get yoinked by low labor contractors
happy for u my bro renner wish all the best for ur future
Thank you likewise
Landed a decent gig with a company and I've been getting steady work for a while from them
we just straight up grabbin it
sounds cool, good luck with your career
Hopefully this won't be my career for long, I'm gonna sell soap soon
as a business
but thank you
bro gonna become the real sigma no shit
vegan soap 
vegans r idiots
yeah like durden but without the biohazards
bruh gonna get assasinated by vegan teacher
no shit
ur pfp is sus af you know that ?
yeah it doesn't help with the maja accusations
i got proof i gotchu
This who,e conversation has felt so forced
yeah cuz the true is
case closed
maja was a big proprietor of basic egirl pfps
The shit grammar, the random addition of words to end of statements, the pfp, the weird name,
Biggest maja clone
just pointing out the similarities
You talk like a dindu nuffin too.
i got more vital problems that be careful about whether i write correctly or not
what
What
If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell yo
U
okie! haha !
i just use !

SO maja how was hiatus?
didnt do nothing
Because randomly adding exclamation to stuff makes it read the say way someone retarded says stuff, getting overly fixated.

who! cares!

What’s goin on
We got a maja in the chat
search warranty they got
yes
Maja clone shitting up chat
no u jast asking
Jast
so im responding
i dont look at my keyboard when i write to be honest
I don’t either but basic memory means I know where the letters are…
im slow
We know
ryry mad
ryry
stop it
Ryry...we know youre maja
he is
might be onto something
oh no look how bad maja is - the words of a maja wannabe fighting his urges
Uhhh uhh
erhmm
yeah ryry fuck u
see it's under his name
Projecting
You’re projecting
why were u so angry maja
hello maja
maja I am only speaking my mind
and shut ur ass
maybe it's you projecting, maja
damn what a relief
I’m mean to ONE retard and everyone gangs up on me.
maja ranting
We've come to the logical conclusion of this story

bully them
maybe the real maja was the anti-maja propagandists all along

maja change ur fucking name u cant even pick a normal one
Now sit still and receive the verbal abuse we are about to throw at you
back to maja
ryry is as stupid as maja
i mean names
cuz ur slow
cant think of anything smart huh
You tell em agent 0003
yeah real
yeah sick em
Give em the ol' one two
maja ur not funny
look maja is broken

ryry ilyou
YEEAAAH
Man maja 3.0 is really killing it
Its maja's best clone yet
change to famous maja
looking for game?
LETS FUCKING GO
bruh
let me SEE THEM BALLS
hehe
ah
aint using this
What did you just say?...
its giggle
Hehe?...thats something...something what maja said before they left

isnt maja a minor
Oh
I'll tell you in a sec
BSL V7.1.04.1
great I still got the hilarious noisemaker command blocks in my house
don't think I can mute them either
yeah guess I'll play without sound
i love them
its one of the ultimate shaders
wish the render distance was higher server side
idk about this part
I usually play on 20 chunks which runs great with my optimization mods
wonder if I have screenshots of my old servers
here's my first smp I made
liked this world a good bit
yep
WAWHAWEWHWA
my favorite texture pack
mod too
u got better at building
ur recent house has more volume and stuff
Yeah used a lot of the same blocks before
not a lot of variety everything felt samey
i always do craziest gradients
in creative
survival is tough
and time consuming
meow
shut up maja
you bump into him on the sidewalk and press the del button accidentally and he fucking disappears from this mortal realm
What bothers me in that design is not the puffy keys but the incorrect key layout
@grizzled meadow @heavy peak
did yall see the apology video

is that topic banned here ?
if it was iedy wouldve taken care of it himself
wont be surprised if so
And wouldn't ping us to laugh at it
that too
Did I do bad? I can delete it
Paranoid today, aren't we? 
no lol its fine
a mod wouldnt call 2 other mods to form a council and decide on your fate when its some stupid shit like that
Unless its josta
josta wont type in here
i wouldnt know
except moderation commands
i havent interacted with josta
when u see the jostabeere is typing popup in the chat you know someone is gonna be obliterated from the server
yep
hi
drop newest meme here
almost
i was asking for skibidi toilet
Nice, I love the sea 
gyatt gang
choke
секс хахаха
i wanna suffocate and ie
ok meowmachine
ur late
could go for a cappuccino
I'll make one rn
coffee is gyatt
real
real

Sinner
feel the burden of sin
Average brainfart shitposter # 343535
🍌
Hi Leady
🍆
nice idea😋 🍴
this is hard
goes hard
what?????
🥵
best become a shrigma male
These look like they gonna smack

These look horrible
swaaaag
p!shutup
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When mentioning that the cheese is real is something so important you put in on the package it's pretty worrying lmao
no way
yes way
Yes way
yes bae
not funny
nice
It's because cheetohs and stuff are just cheese flavored things, they aren't actually dusted with cheese
what is your favourite food
i dont know
tbf i like it too
with almonds
mods on their way to delete all posts with no formatting
its like god given food
beatiful song😍 amazing🤩
kv2 my beloved
wait are u like downloading video from tiktok then open your explorer then drop this video from specific folder and drop it here
idk, most stuff i send is from like 2-3 years ago
why?
bcs its been like a year since i sent most of them so its fresh stuff to most of you
Source my beloved

hated that part of dust
mlemon
hello
I've returned from the void
to finish what I've started
and kill six billion mods
Do you sometimes imagine what a perpetual stew in a medieval tavern tastes like?
Imagine the richness of that broth
fr
they still got those going on in china
yea but i prefer my broth without dog
japan, too
yeah, no need for any more dog bcs youre a dawg already
its a p art of the flavour though
i got that dawg in me
dawg (mads)
there are 2 wolves inside you
pretty sure it's just glorified rich stew and nothing else
i wish madz was in me
madz?
a friend
Is this W końcu but Po Polsku?
"a friend" :3c
"just a friend teehee :3c"
my god
Haha nerd got friendzoned 
friend, lover, sister, same thing really
so like
does anybody know
why was the video like that
what was the purpose of that theme
Maybe in like Alabama
CG music videos where popular at the time
the theme of video is that the time is a valuable thing
you watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
if ive learned anything in the last 3 years
is that friend no longer exclusively means platonic
i know a lot of friends who fuck
they fuck platonically
no feelings in it
feels like that isnt new to you
:3
ive had some sex with friends
strictly platonically
Aloooo W
jumpscared
looking for the energy drink outlawed in the EU
what in the goddamn
jack3d...
im sad i never got it

depends on how you mean that :3c
🫃 this man
BEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAA
American Psycho fans try to understand their own movie challenge:

who says the top one?
Gold
@heady crow
Pretty much tbf
kekw
And he did some Sm64 running when it was suddenly popular to do
hes just like you fr
in the future
noo
no no madz is my best bet to get out of the hood
How many grams of protein per dollar is that?
two
whats up






