#🎪bruh-fart
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met some friends via games etc, met one of em already since hes not far
sadly couldnt meet the others yet
i got a really smart american twink in the bag
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he's a swell guy
people often approach me themseves
i never get approached for anything
in the bag
left him in the forest
i am too intimidating 😎
I should watch this :(
i am too important
who?
*fat and retarded
my best friend

i am just autistic
do u
i am just having superiority complex
I will watch it
undeserved
based
From now on you're my prophet
This seems homophobic. Someone should ban you tbh
embrace the monke pill
what
become a neanderthal
which is a win
you know milf but not dilf? bruh
"dilfcoded" was the word they used
i have a rather feminine face for a guy, but thats mine, other men are handsome, i am pretty
not a femboy tho
breedable but not submissive
how old areu
I aint, I have big legs/glutes and a slightly feminine face
the mathematic result of nine plus ten
more or less, also have long hair
as illustrated by a young african child long ago
no thanks
29
same, i got that ozzy osbourne hair if i dont comb it
zoomer conversations are impossible to follow
im 18
he fartin
I'm 37
im 69
im A_Tam
go back to the retirement home then
yall old
this is my retirement home you dumb kid
Respect your elders
elders be dumb as hell
unironic anime gif
no reason to respect em
opinion rejected
im smarter than the previous generation
too bad your mom rejected the abortion after I was done with her
by definition
literal child pfp 
you are too weak for my mom
she would never accept you
bro why are you using gai like its a bad thing in current year?
I'm strong enough for your mom
cori we have been over this
she would punch you once and you would be down for the count
I would make her very happy
i went skiing with her today
ok boomers
I've never gone skiing
no b-slur pls
Maybe madzy will take me skiing one day
its a slur&
perhaps
okkay
i can say it quite clearly actually
hello meowmachine
should start reading names
a single pfp change is enough for me to forget who someone is
i dont think he knows
you're ez cuz it's a simple name followed by cancer in brackets and the cancer isn't just your full name like the rest of htese
hi master
bate
We're not calling you master
man
wow can't believe someone just killed himselfs
anyway
how's it going artyom?
could be better could be better
so true
How many discord kittens do you have Aksel?
this pictures are so toxic i cant
biible
text
Make it certain
not counting you and mads
Ofc
i bet someone of u got a collection of buble text pictures
All of us do
i dont
Saw this at rural king the other day
some femboys are so breedable
until you see their face
fr
meh
learnt enough to ignore attention seeking dumbasses who attempt suicide on the internet, fail and come back as if nothing happened
was he 
that's why makeup exists
i'm more interested in the people who come back after succeeding a suicide attempt
"Hello, I am dead."
yea like madi said
make-up
also some go even further
and estrogen
plastic surgeries
fake it til you make it
it can't change your bone structure
bonemashing
What it does is change fat distribution
nahh
very safe and totally effective
cool!!
thats called being a man, retard
siiuhhh
i am probably going to start hrt soon, or at least taking antiadrogens
big w
also @weak jackal ping when u wake up
lets go
why?
sadly i don't have a neanderthal brow even after all the hard work i put into being a caveman
@uncut obsidian If you don't mind I will asky you questions about socialising tactics but firstly I need to make a plan 👉👈
mhm
increasing feminity
@broken topaz do i have a neanderthal brow? 🥺
ofc you do darling
yayyyyy
The biggest of em all
mby get out of Russia first
mby not
I:3
Socialising doesnt need tactics
socializing requires being a silly lil guy
Just learn to bullshit and how to improvise
its just a basic skill
wake up
lie alot subconsciously
like breathing
Its that easy
I have been summoned
you did hrt right?
Butch is the term
🫂
ya
are u able to have children?
what is this video like "Moderators before deleting my message?"
😳
officially with an Endocrinologist?
oh
Someone know this?
yes
ah
She was cool
fuk
retired like a year or so ago
i wanted to ask some questions but my case is different
they taste like pills
darn
but happy 4 u bby
you're on the train departing to titty town
congrats
Alo
hi ivan
how are you back
not sure yet if i'd want breasts
gyno gang
Hi
alo
hi cori
well estrogen does that
redistributes fat
makes you more emotional
weight gain
Ivan escaped
depends, there's ways to reduce breast growth
seeing a guy back in prison*
escaped from what
take some testosterone to even out the tiddy growth
Not ones effective enough to really prevent iot
@uncut obsidian
you will still get minor amount of tiddy
real
no matter what
real
like mine?
Not like yours no
GYNO
this is gonna kill my gains
penis
I'm on patches/pills combo
im physically unable to do anything related to injections to myself
im barely able to keep myself calm when i do a normal blood check-up in a hospital
just pretend you are doing heroin
I love needles
BHAHAAHHAHA
- being trans means you need a lot of bloodwork done all the time
"new dosage? welp time for another blood test"
differnet in russia
barely anyone does that
oh
"New dosage? Eh you'll be fine"
lots of bloody work like having to kill people for money and such
truuuu
it's kinda fine when another person is operating the needle
but i can't do it to myself
i'd inject myself with stuff all the time if i had something to inject myself with
i could always inject myself with air
even estrogen?
especially
i fucking LOVE needles
bro loves needles
needless to say
im getting madzy to do my injections for me
waow
needles, you say?
i have around 1-3 months before i'll get my foreign passport
become french
unironically that is an option
ready for canada ?
Oui're so back
i don't know french
that's my concern
rainbow railroad still haven't responded to my emails
done that a fair few times already

damn, almost 2 months passed
sometimes i wonder
He refuses to fumble a bad bitch. Few have this powerful of a mindset
↘️ Quoting nani🕷️ (@gtbsesh)
let him cook omg
hi
tik tok by joji
im hard to kill
LOVE YOURSELF
YOU TOO
IKNOWWHOYOUARE
‼️
I DONT
dm me word
tomato
i hate yellow robert 😔
big boobs
cat lore
ISNT IT
i love boobs!!!
black and white boobs
i am not attracted to sex
hi
he ate the crunchy pop rock and became cuddly and sparkly
look at these titties
but once in a blue moon
*I FUCKING HATE THISW GAME
HOW GOOD IS THAT DICK
i feel excited when i cant do anything against enemies in games
bazelguese roar be like
miss the picle
i wish he was in mhr
trade off is you get khezu
not a good trade 😔
get hacked lol
idk man he just kinda walk around and look funny
this guy does it better
extendo neck, lightning bleh and sticky tail
good vibes
also has leech babies
??????????
in older monster hunter you could mine certain spots to get khezu leeches
they would stick to you and drain hp
you had to deliver them
or drop them from inventory
hello samantha
hello artyom (the arena enjoyer)
i have unfortunately ran out of mgs names
hello sam
havent played monster hunter
looks like a dildo
yeah it looks like a dildo on this one
FUCK paolumu
wtf is those gifs
balloon mf
funny mf
haven't seen khezu in over a decade
still grateful for teaching me about the hunt
me but with dad
so true bestie
just go steal a new dad
romania
are they basically gypsies
the very definition

a bad race
ok!
its the correct word :)
phew
@stone blade DID I HEAR GYPSY
i was worried that there was one for a second
what should i do when i am a target of cybercops and interpol
kill yourself
just turn off your computer
death before dishonour
meth before dishonour
cease your skill issue and become untargetable
traces
nah
why am i so
its covered in white slime
and has an extendo neck
lol spiderman reference
ys
because porn addiction
it could be any one of us
i wonder if
what is
it could even be you
better just stop caring abt it
paranoia aint no good
why do
literally us
gross
real
are you on something?
(i am khezu)
whats with the weird questinos
on 3am thoughts
estrogen
[he is the girl]
it lives in the cold and needs insulation
why would i
annoying
get some sleep
why would i
dont ruin your sleep schedule

too late
hola bitches
"large"
hi
BRUH ITS LEGIT penile monter
probably terrible
how come?
so real bestie 
literally me
large
too much to count
bash your skull in with it
most important?
is it all worth it in the end
or just end 
shut the fuck up
if i want to leave, i have to leave my cat behind
lightning leech penis monster
its amazing
my other favourites are Pukei Pukei, Diablos and Kushala Daora
he's the only thing still barely keeping me here
wait, you have a cat in your dorms?
no, back at my home
aha
ill never be able to see him again
dodogama gang
fat fucking lizard
i mean would your cat want you living here
instead of somewhere good
I just turned 30

i dont think so
merry christmas
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► Watc...
goes hard
indeed
ok?
boss
i say
i really love this ambient
can someone talk with me
I am confusion
drive me over
me first
maja clone how did you turn from not a maja clone yesterday to a maja clone today
cropped porn pfp and everything
what
crippling bottom syndrome
what
yappers
terminally bottomed out
welp
my friend sent me this pic
brutal
And I am on the edge of depression or violent rage
toss a coin
🙂
big sad or big mad
its literally like that

well the roommate cunt fuckface called my ma a "fat bitch" for asking him to please put something under his fucking defrosting chicken so it doesn't fucking leak chicken salmonella juice all over the fucking table and floor and floormat
what
i cant understand
yeah that's rough
your point
seriously this dude can get fucked with a cactus
dw just keep maja-ing
yeah I am trying not to escalate it
he might being the little immature shit of his fucking being
wise beyond your years
idk this fucker is like, late 50s
amazing😍 good idea😃 love it💥

have a fucking heart attack already...
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lol

anyways enough of blur's life of shit
who says im gae
offer him a PEZ candy if he puts it on a plate
pretty gae
leave before this clone gives ya another one
no I mean the shitty roommate to have one
buy a pez dispenser and give him candy everytime he does well 
scroll up for context
dafuq
once he's trained enough switch the PEZ candy out with cyanide pills
I remember having a pez dispenser as a kid but it's all such a blur that I just remember it being a colorful piece of plastic with some sort of shaped head
maja moment
i dont care
wah wah wah
which one was the best color flavour though?
can you get a live chicken?
the pink ones I remember having the most often
👀 I could, there's some wild ones?
strawberry
hmm
get the chicken, pet it while you explain to him how his behavior bothers you, then rip the chickens head off while keeping eye contact with the guy
gus but with chicken
proceed to filet the chicken
cruel
I haven't had any in such a long fucking time I forget what they even tasted like :/
make some nice chicken parmesan
reported
but the chicken is more worth than dude is
rather rip his head off instead of mr bwaaaaks
i thought keeping eye contact with chicken whilst ripping her head off
😢
ok
eating meat required the death of an animal, amazing revelation for maja rev 7
its fine then

call his mom
A death that is disconnected from the consumer though. a butcher had processed the animial so

you arent funny for calling me like that
+50 years of age
at all
it's not funny, sad really
or 60 perhaps
great
its funny and its true 
50 y/o and he acts like that?
nice idea!
yes
bruh
yeah
youer maja
but its funny
call social services, tell em you think he's got the dementia 
perhaps
what does that mean
he has mental issues for sure
if it's the uk you can tell them that he reposted something that was offensive to you
i mean fuck
do you know who maja is
put like a paper plate on the stove, fire risk etc.
and they'll haul em to jail quick
what?
oh
you are a loser maja
pixels on a screen
while you rot
someone here
ok thanks
shared network?
not reposted, physically said in person, and i'm in california
actively here
so they'll be like "oh that's just how he lives"
so like
unless he threatens with violence
he did at first
when he moved in
do you share a network?
ok why you so desperate to be doing that to me in particular
A network as in?
local LAN network
he's not that smart brother
oh
and no
brb
I just thought if he has a smartphone or PC you could run the pedotracker, see if any of his files get flagged and report it to the FBI
i know who you are
idk the cops already had him for a few hours when he didn't open the door for them
software detecting possible images of underage
he's a fuckhead
question is why is he your roommate
shared housing, public
fuck yeall.
can't afford market rate
no u
real shame people don't have common courtesy
down so bad they want to drag everyone to their level
boomers and gen x had it very easy more often than not
yeah no shit
not when they're formerally homeless or had been in that situation
gen x
apparently being considerate is not a thing
better than the egirl slop from before
If the dude was homeless for a long time I can understand it to a degree, shit must be hell
I don't understand how you deal with a person absolutely hating everyone around them. I tend to try and make frens with people but I can see how some might see that as weakness and try to exploit the mindset
this is overthinking it
imo
Sitting down with the dude, share a blunt and talk shit out
yeah smart
punch him and then eat him yeah
do I need the proximity chat mod to join the smp
Warned blurredlogic916 for: uhoh, someone got too angry and said a slur
Warning: 2
go to jail because some old fart was acting dumb
@uncut obsidian that warn about the the quote from the roommate saying the f-word?
SLUR
i know how you're feeling blur
yes
f-word?
what's the f-word?
i dont know
what
fword
yeah what does it mean
say what?
f slur
what f slur?
.
about what u r stupid head can be concerned!!!
his ass is concerned
from now on.
king
wheres all the people
Around
ok.
man i hate people that change pfps every 20 minute
y
aternos?
dw about it maja
yep
too controversial
yes if you want to start the server whenever you want to
smp
meh too much work
its minecraft right&
cameraman is kinda
...
i like his design
he looks like patrick bateman a bit
lol its me literally
nobody talks with u right now
4 or 5 actually
maja 4 indeed
are u having stroke
ok and
3 pfp changes in 5 minutes
*** off
ok
yep
who cares
nice idea!😋
it's fine
baller
it'll pass
Yeah you seem like a maja
if i wouldnt change it
chat is this lore accurate
yea
Yeah
tbh its already unfunny
chat is this in the canon
you dont know maja
At least it’s not another sheeba
sheeba is just maja 2
i know where you live
ok where
Yes but Sheeba was also distinctly the most different maja clone imo
The only person exiled from brainfart
u can mute urself
whos sheeba
They were exiled from brainfart
sheeba was not as crazy and intrusive tbh
hop on my nuts
They were just as annoying though
ok
annoying ofc its a maja clone, its their main character
u got no balls
is that so
ye i know
Talking from experience?
i have
oo you tell that internet person
you would know a lot about his balls

alright be cool im not really trying to put you down dont talk about my parents
What a quick 180
weird
Yeah, you are
Yes, you are the joke
like how can u joke about that

it is NOT my year
Was my meme deleted or I have not posted it yet?
debil нахуи
:flag_cz: Czech (česky, čeština)
⬇️
moron
youre debil
oh shit we’re on maja series 4

y'all missed the pornhub link spam in #🤖bot-commands, shame
I wish i had a cat named artyom
imagine opening profiles
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