#🎪bruh-fart
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ill download a 30 and see what i find
oh god,it reminds me of those limiters on california compliant glock/ar 15 mags

why'd you have to remind me
I'd remind you to take your birth control pills but it's too late for that now isn't it?
I dont take them
heard they make you sterile
barren is the term for women
yeah, main point is birth control makes you not have the ability to not have children
or thats what my sister told me
i don't know how it works
but that's the goal, at least short term
as for long term, not sure
I mean in the long term
I've heard they can cause bad mood shifts and weight change
there's one really long boing-y ass spring
nothing else except for plate and plastic top
looks like an accordion
when I actually want to have children, it dont fertilize no more
thats what im afraid of
kids in this economy?
kids in general?
yeah, I thinked of wanting to have a kid for a while
I didnt expect two
ok let me find the original me and my favorite server member picture in my photo gallery
man this mag plate is fuckin tough to get back in
wich one do you think is better
which one of what
fruity cat gifs making me lol
generally any type ak mags ooor the standard issue nato steel 30 round mags
took the plate off wrong and just got uppercut by the spring
I don't know of many mags
is there anything weird in there besides spring and plunger?
AK mags rattle
but idk about the way you said
no, just a spring, the bottom piece, the piece at the top, and the plate
it only shakes when there's bullets in it
wdym "shake"
that aint it, was telling the truth
maybe spring is broken and doesn't have enough force to hold the cartridge in place?
you can try streching it slightly
that spring is p strong considering it just blasted me in the chin the milisecond i stopped putting pressure on it
its from Korea
north korean ak mags?
one thing, maybe. is the plunger (the piece pushing the bullet up) inserted the correct way?
could be flipped 180°
i mean maybe but im not sure
it was directional so i couldnt put it in backwards
thinner at the tip like the rest of the mag
what did you do in the first place
took em straight out of their bags and put some rounds in them
gave it a shake and there was a rattle at the bottom of the mag
which i figure is the follower
is this legal
that is just how ak mags are in general
they rattle
i figured
even the bakelite 5.45 mags rattle
long ass rpk mag
must be fairly ubiquitous since even in tarkov your character shakes the mag
maybe to know quickly roughly how many bullets are in
as long as it works
you think if they made the follower fit right, sand could get in and it would have feeding problems
i don't think ill be anywhere sandy anytime soon
the 30 rounder of of any mag could be well made, It'll still rattle
im not worried about it, was just curious if that was a normal thing
then yeah, it is
mozzie dippers
its over before it even started
it goes erect
what would you know about erections
eh?
I know a lot
if used properly it can hit the right places
like....music that are bangers
📚 Erection ( | ɪ'rɛkʃən )
- The act of building or putting up
- An erect penis
- A structure that has been erected
what the bot said
mr excavator 1 is so cute
She Shadow my Chernobyl till i Of
Mr fresh origin story
I told her peaky at my wrist coz my diamond gon blinder
what
long sticks full of warm gooey
Hi Ezoni SergalMAN
goes erect
lmao she needs to be thrown in the looney bin
borderline shizophrenic
seeing imaginary people is full schizo i think
Who's that
I need some context
Hello btw
In a remarkable incident, a distressed woman on a plane experienced a meltdown, becoming agitated over an "imaginary" passenger and insisting on being allowed to disembark.
she ranted about someone in the back of the plane that doesnt exist
either that or she got a lobotomy
lobotomy gaming
post lobotomy fortnite dance
🔥⤵️🕳️
woah
edging the anyeurism
nuh uh
glitery pepe is weird looking
she cheese on me til i quarter pounder
she gudgeon on my pintle till I hinge
Hey girl.. Can you be the gudgeon to my pintle? cause i wanna HINGE on you..
@grizzled meadow hey quick question, do you talk like paulie from sopranos in english
Just found new hobby
and it is?
This
weird but ok
Didn't ask
Weird flex but ok
Brands are a scourge on this world
Didn't ask
did someone not know this?
is that a tripod
No
also gmornan
i dont know what an americano is but it looks like it could blast you
What am i looking at
Coffe gey
Real men dont need coffe to stay awake
Coffee doesn't work for me
I like the taste
coffee works for me too well so i cant drink it without going nutes
i gotta limit myself to cola
I drink with extra nut
and a frappe or whatever the ice cream sandwich is
Sprite
no what not sandwich
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Gm
my fucking brain exploded
What
Ssame
i literally didnt mean to type sandwich
Thats impossible
i jave no idea where that came from
I once visited a crematorium where they gave discounts to burn victims.
I don't need crematorium
dude i actually jist had a brainfart
Jesus is going to burn ne in hell
thatd really rare for me
Witchhhh
i splurged sandwich in my sentence without meaning to
and i didnt even finish the fucking sentence
i have no clue why my brain just shut down there
SANDWICH
yes that is what i said
you have a brainfart every time youre here ham
its no surprise for you
yeah im sure youre very methodical and calculated in real life
im very methodical and calculated when it comes to arguing with people on the internet
there is no such thing as a romanian that thinks before they talk
i can cook up some elaborate ass insults on the spot
another skill most romanians share
its in the blood
yes our roman blood
BARBARII DE TIRAAAAAANI
am uitat versurile la imnul național 
nu? wtf
alo
o ascult mai târziu
besto fisto ointment
hey w you should listen to drum bun remix
even if you dont understand the litics
ROMANIAAAAAA WTF IS A CORRUPT FREE GOVERNMENT

i can tell you right now thats not true
i am going fucking insane
MENTAL
someone murder me in cold blood
Alo madi
AIGHT
real
YEEEAAHHH BABYYY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WANTING FOR, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
im gonna hire a skinwalker to kill you and take over as a gamma moderator that answers only to me
this is the method
how are you gonna hire a skinwalker
also did you guys know closeness is a word
Leave flesh out in the woods and a contract written on human skin, works every time
Have used to kill at least 3 neighbors
Yes but they can think and I mean a contract can be pretty compelling if the payments are high.
I mean corporate contracts are a thing my dude.
Man’s gotta eat somehow.
feed it infant babies for 2 weeks to develop a friendship with it
Make it a necklace out of shoelace and human eyes
Like strung popcorn
But less festive
well that's already going toward seducing it rather than befriending
no
You'll suffer along with the rest of us sad sacks of shit
[Your gun misfires and its a stuck bullet in the chamber, a sqiub round]
🙂 \
squibidi round
sqiibii di
goblin female
weabo accurate female properties
Yo general question, would be especially helpful for eastern europeans to answer: what is it with Eastern European post-punk songs and clean tone on the guitars. Not complaining it sounds cool as shit
PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!
can confirm those are the eyes of a 27yo
old man
Shitting out dust
Dude knew who founded stone hendge
He owes ceaser money
Hey family guy
No you are schizophrenic
Cutting it a little close with the g word and 3 girls with risqué clothing.
From 'Spongebob Squarepants'. Series 1, episode 6b - "Pickles"
One is wearing nothing but a skimpy bra as her top.
You’re delusional.
Also, they’re all dressed like whores.
Some skin is fine but there’s more skin than clothes there
smh they should all be at bible study
Keep yapping.
I’m sure you’re the best judge for what is normal, what with your username. You surely aren’t biased.
You say I have Mormon vibes
Well, you have moron vibes.
no sesbian lex ?
Always sebian lex
Hi Samantha Hi Falco
Hello funny catboy
EVACUATEEEEE 
@river robin This isn't a christian Minecraft server
"Smart people cause problems"
Kills everyone with vision issues
It’s still censored
Not our doing, I am against it
Who
Gėjus isnt censored
Grok, already said it more than once

Ok and I never saw it
Or if I did I’ve forgotten
Warned ltwin_weim for: Don't post this shit
Warning: 2
Wuh
And if you don't know, now you know
Does it have something to do with MEE6?
What
I am pretty sure there is a discord bot which restricts any slurs and shit
Or other things which creator deemed offensive
No It doesn't, it's Grok that doesn't "like" how the word is used
It's about the context, example, this server is gay
See the problem? That's the problem
Is it stupid? Yes it's stupid
This server is gae
Damn that was easy and the censorship is useless
Especially when people keep saying how gay they are 20 times an hour
Also what S5 said which is an evolution of the problem
I bullied a friend with that meme 

Do not smoke parliament
My lungs
My lungs are aching and I have a sore throat with hissing

hes a mountain of muscle and fat
He will break you in half with kindness
@fading shuttle
good morning
most of car crashes are caused by sober drivers
dont blame drunk drivers
No it isnt
And I also love the taste of beer
But I hate being drunk
what kinda type of merde is this
stupid fucking cannibal woman
i like lemonade ruskies tastes like normal lemonade with a slight vodka kick at the end
Hi AlexTheDegenrate
ah the finest member of the brainfart exiles club i assume?
its an older pic i found, i dont know the fate of this creature
Fed
is that the black ops guy
no its me taking a fat shit
why do you shit with guns
toilet spiders
how big
toliet spiders
big
how big
big
how big?
if its just cellar spiders I dont see the problem, if its hunstman spiders, then damn, I understand well
oh yeah I nearly forgot
Hi Delight Hi Kemek Hi australiancunt
I need a goofy nickname for this server, cause every server I'm in, I have a goofy one go wild with suggestions
Hip enjoyer

blud couldnt parry a simple stun spell😹😹😹😹
fun fact people got warned for this
What??
For real?
yep
war footage
gamma mods trying to not suck cock (impossible)
Hello delight
he failed the roll
me after snitching
low level tarnished tries to parry a stun animation
Ye it's a masterpiece
Hi Artyom
sillycar
!delight
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My volume was on max and the cat sitting near me got scared as fuck
get headphones
get better ears
buy new ones
Cat hates chinese smh racism
theres a lot of people who hate asians in general
but special fried rice
Who fried the rice?
special :)
well now youve given him fuck me eyes
how did you do thag
Into my grimoire a new spell goes
no, wrong eyes
mud
:)
_ _
miau :3
you don't get it foreigner
I learned it
I'm just a 2 meter half romanian half turkish person
Real west has fallen soyjak
I dont care about the west
i did the funny
You can find out my meme at stalker-chat in pinned section
where
Nooooo
i did skadovsk, rostok, research lab in jupiter and now army warehouse
Syno posted it
alr
About 9 months ago
Stalker chat has failed
I see
well, okay lol
dont really care for a channel, im just in this server incase I need help with something in gamma
About a year has passed
thank god my gamma is running fine
Yeyy
I should download gamma again today
you should
Be a clearsky member as ryan gosling again
Firstly I need to arrive at my home
Turning back from dorm is boring af
or be a coke addict
push it to the limit🗣️🔥🔥
create a mod that fucking kills you if you go without sniffing cocaine for too long
I will make a coke one day
But for educational and pharmaceutical purposes
I'm a computer dummie

idiot ass
Thats why I'm science major
and you still cant make some bitches
you should make hydrochloric acid and do the ice bucket chalange with it
I will make bitches this year
sup johan
fake
Yeah
snort dirt
and my fucjing cat is meowi g for no reaskn
Let's sleep like there is no tomorrow
get up really close to the ground
I think she just hates everybody in general, including me
im not even tryjng to type like a moron i just cant get myself to correct jt
i forced deez nuts in your FATHER
im still thinking about that sandwich thing from earlier i actually have no idea what that wad
not my mother?
your FATHER.
you remind me of a romanian kid who i talked to once on discord
he was 14 and addicted to r34 and he was weird as fuck
Whatever
and let me guess he stole something
Im gonna sleep till rosd ends
Love you guys
no dumbass think of something else to say about romanians
real shit
im not 14 though just addicted to porn and sad
i get ptsd every time someone mentions the word sad here
i swear to god every time they say it someone spirals into a depressive rant
and i have to just ignore it
amazing
yeah very
my whole body is rejecting the notion of being on discord right now and wants me to just lay in bed and pass out and im still more down to earth than you
soooo just a normal discord user
huh so my steam account got reported for its name (same as the one i have rn) and im banned for a week for it
i dont need to be serious on discord 
i was playing tf2 and somebody went out of their way to report a name than play the fucking game
im not serious i just dont say random ass shit that means nothing in an effort to get a reaction
i was mostly top fragging too so idk what the fuck they wanna cry about
mad cause you can't be me .... grahararharhar
mans too serious, go to sleep
im only a dick to you cause youre romanian and were immune to getting criticism
dont worry
🐢
youre absolutely right falcoengine
🐢 ‼️
i think every bot is a hive mind honestly
🐢👍
it is
xela is the only one that speaks for herself cause shes AI
but even then a mods gotta ping her to grt a response
also i just saved a lady bug from getting eaten by my cat
could create maja ai
How long has it been
there plenty of people who act just like her
is there a bot that lets u use one of those character.ai characters
whats josta's avatar again?
ai hoshino?
Jahwol
yes
or whatver it's spelled like
Hes in there rn
:((
i don't hate you <3
also just killed a rathian and stole 2 of her babies

honestly i think josta is gonna ban me for talking shit about him before i actually break any rules
quick break all the rules before he bans you
wait josta is a mod
yes

yes hes been a mod for a while
Damn
or we can choose someone else
Musta forgotten
not sure how he became one
josta would probably describe himself as the biggest immersion hater
Huh?
What the fuck is this
Hi there {{USER}}
ai character generator

hello {{user}}
go {{user}} yourself
lol
wentworth
🦐
Rip camera
fucking armor looking like cross between deatraic shit and I can;t spell for shit
Goofy ahh hair
stop
armour is made from a dinosaur called tzitzi ya ku
dank af
my fav is the pukei pukei armour
uh oh goth aesthetic
ayy
why a tie?
seems like something you'd get caught on some monsters spikes and choke to death on
because i'm a smarty pants business researcher
Business hunter
women sharing conversation over a nice cup of tea, and then! Give the auld Facebook a like and I'll call you an Ambulance www.facebook.com/hughcooneys
oh this shit
from 17 years ago
😐
wow, that's a throwback
yes
yes it is
along with Cory Williams, Bo3m3 and Nikynik and Nalts
although some shit came up on bo3m3 i think
Max Koch with Tony Soprano impression
6/20/2013: I couldn't be more grateful that anyone would somehow associate me (in any, way, shape, or form) with Mr. Gandolfini or the character of Tony Soprano. I am humbled and awed by the messages and comments. I have spent many years of my life paying sincere homage to his great gifts. While I have met and performed with several members of ...
we playin monster hunter now?
@slender rock you shared some dude getting fucking wasted on weed candies and booze in some motel, any idea how it continued?
Oh Blade...
yeah he's in Kasans city. MO getting wasted
on rumble now
until he gets banned for N-word bombs
still doing that? 
yes
what is that his thing? Getting blackout drunk on stream?
If this day keeps dragging im gonna mclose my mcmarbles
he's been sprialing
armstrong is so cool omg
hair type every strong "independant" woman character in a video gamer ever
who is also a lesbian and extremely rude
she's actually very nice and a huge romantic, she's also very co-dependant on the handler
ok lesbian boss
@narrow lotus 
Everyone be making creatove characters and shit whilst I make murder hobos.
I really need to step up ny character creation game.
Antarctica 😭
LoL
DND murder hobos ❌
DND rogue kobold ✅
But it is too fun being like this
Answer : Bulgaria is enemy of Bulgaria
Needs to be nuked asap
careful. See what nukes did to the japanese
if we dont get all bulgarians, imagine the horror they will become
Cori knows
whats the weakness to bulgarians then?
alo ivan
corruption
Old people
eiiiii he nice
Hi ledy Hi Kolerder
Plot twist its just 9:16 of charlie staring at the camera not saying anything
He says hi to iedy but not to me
Not cool catboyo
Not exactly
Not exactly but yes
A stupid reason as well, something from the past, the video is fine
Yours was even more fine + Stalker related
What did the guy even post
Also why the fuck is brainfart so dead today
It's OOTT
They're out of touch
I see
fackin midget
stop ruining my fun i am spreading misinformation on the internet
Never
Look its the no fun police
sure i love when falco wastes his time
lol
i dare him. If i get banned i want him to do it. I'm like that old dog that the kid has to take out back and take out
Have you ever said "il carro armato" in everyday conversation?
!DVT
when japanese take cocaine
but pedro got done dirty several times
justice for pedro
they aren't even timed perfectly
disgusting
quagsire plush <3
alooo cori
...my thinking capacity is too low-grade for this
loss
Which one?
Me with my blahaj
fuck you mean which one
crl alt del meme comicv
uhmmm
actually willingly farming the L ?
I've lost quite a few things including my brain. Which one do you mean bruh?
This is what performance anxiety looks like
mans eternally stuck thinking he is dumb
loss, THE MEME
That's how imposter syndrome works
I have no idea then

Your loss then
Horse
cant comprehend how someone can get a phd and still have imposter syndrome, bruh
Bruh
Bruh
People go through whole lives with imposter syndrome
Kind of a thing you learn to live with
Fr tho
Im nearly an engineer and still feel like that degree wasn't that hard, others are harder
It really was fucking hard
Especially with that fucked up brain of mine
p!gerara
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It probably happened and I forgot
Gerarahir men i shed aye seyin
nice to know 
OBS studio >>
@grizzled meadow my mother doesnt brake spaghetti, can i get a hell yeah
NVIDIA Geforce Experience recording 
Fraps
Go back to 2008
meta af
I 'member using Fraps long ago to see my FPS
this seems odlly familiar


He'll yeah
new emoji
Same
i had to break bags of spagetti when i was working at a dining hall
Bandicam

mamma mia
hola
instructions unclear, didnt find heroin
Ronaldo Messi scores again
me when i kick someone in the nuts
nahh who let the perkele vittu in here
That goes for any sport tho
Me when i shit myself
is this tatoo
Basketball is just a guy throwing a ball into hole
American football is just running a ball into a area
Tbh. Yes 
The difference none of them sports have on football? The sheer passion of the supporters
why did u do that
Shitting yourself is a w
yes
Man.yes
My face after dropping absolute reeker in my girlfriends toilet
is this you ?
Anyway it’s time for my usual Everton maxing with the same 2 pictures
WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
camonn ingerland
FROM THE TEAM THATS HATED BY THE PREMIER LEAGUE
WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
of course
Boring game
Anywya
but why 
i hope i dont get nuked for this
Oh we hate bill shankley and we hate St John
But most of all we hate big Ron
And we’ll hang those kopites one by one
Off the banks of the royal blue Mersey
What 
Oh to hell with Liverpool and rangers too
i hate public transport
Throw them all in the Mersey
germany gets fingered for certain events regardless. 
kid named germany
And WELL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT WITH ALL OUR MIGHT FOR THE BOYS IN THE ROYAL BLUE JERSEY 
I’ve done that before
i wanted to say something funny, but nothing comes into my mind
We was basically scrapping with police and I fell over coz some fat cunt pushed me
Am i seeing things or did that look like he got pushed over?
I ....
funny
holy based
i can register her 
You wanna know what’s funny shitting in a hand dryer and watching someone try dry their hands
good point
Or this with island
Tribal tattoos on top
I'm taken
Hmm shrimp with cigarette seem better now
show once done
will look dope
Aye should do hopefully
Basically have a angel on one half, demon on the other half, coming in the middle with god with us 
i really think you should reconsider if its just for shits and giggles
If you want a tattoo you must past the test
You have to shit in your hands and clap
also watch this funny lil vid before getting a tattoo
https://youtu.be/nGggU-Cxhv0?si=sMnq9NI_hCvczlxe
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Your tattoos are inside your immune system, literally....
Actually the one with begin again the one I most like
I watched it

That’s what my uncle said to me as I got out the shower
Yeah looks alr tbf
The reason of having begin again tattoo is the remember the motto
To start something again till I learn it
Or succeed
Thinking about suicide or being depressed is boring for me
"nah he doesnt bite"






