#🎪bruh-fart
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"autorotation" actually works, if your tail is attached
ye if the tail is gone ur fucked but if the rotor itself is just disabled you can rock it out
if you have any forward momentum to begin with and you need to autorotate with a disabled tail rotor it's possible but it's gotta be a skid landing i think
or rolling landing
^ will never fly a helicopter in real life, will never need or use this knowledge
^ just played arma 3 too much
what if he goes over north korea
whats the difference?
I doubt they have the best AA tech
they prob still have cold war ground to air tech
I don't see how an autorotation is supposed to help with a TR loss
if you still have engine
and fuel
look at their most advanced jets, mig 15s and mig 21s
yep
and half of those work, they have to repair them
the only edge they have are icbms
in the situation I described, It would be a tail rotor loss
hydrate yourself
it's not supposed to help with a TR loss, i'm saying autorotation is possible if you lose your tail rotor
yeah
only option you have at that point is to land
ok, ic
plus I dont have a lot of knowledge on helis, only planes
I have an idea, what if you strap a jet on a cessna
miau
@stone blade alo ivan you unbanned now yes?
we all have
Seen what
its 7am rn
probably wont answer
but yes he is
what about tanks?
he is literally me
for my experience people working at shops and stuff wasnt rude at all, but some old people eating at a restaurant was mad at us bc we were speaking turkish in there
switzerland better
old people with nothing to do but waste their retirement and be angry at foreigners
old people are less inhibited by "how will this affect my social standing or professional opportunities"
death is near and they dgas
which dark souls are these from
World
dick stab strat
i am personally a fan of the beer mug
@fading shuttle how's your tuesday going
just woke up
you on my

brain, im sucking your brain, im a mind flayer man
im eating your knowledge
knowledge is stored in the balls
if you say so
Same
try injecting more fentanyl begore sleep next time
Alot of us don't actually want to kill ourselves. We'd rather just wish that we would die in our sleep.
Bit of a shitty spot to be honest
fent laced gas station blunts:🤑🤑🤑
Fentanyl laced cereal milk
the real shit
it would be better if lets say the monster under the bed kissed my forehead and called me pookie before I go to sleep🥺
How are you so sure
I found the song in WT memes 
Provided to YouTube by Moon Vinyl s.r.o.
Умри, если меня не любишь (Шаг за 20) · DAKOOKA · E. Eryomenko · E. Eryomenko
Singles
℗ Moon Records
Released on: 2015-03-01
Auto-generated by YouTube.
tho I dont understand the lyrics
I've gotten like 4 "dear fellow agents, employees, and contractors..." emails in the last two days
And more last week and one in December
??? About people being racist, or just about some scheduled party?
?
About the FBI remembering JFK
And it coming across exactly like that meme
But I don't care, I get a paid day off
guten morgen
wowza
does this also make you say wowza
i love crabs what can i say
its not spiders
i thought it was gonna be baby spiders not grown ones but i knew already
damn it really is crabs
its crabs blind ass roman
idk which one is fear of some creature with a lot of legs

I always think it's arachnophobia
arachnobhobia is a fear of arachnids
oh its entomophobia
as the name suggests
Stop posting this you dumb fuck
Those are banned in the UK now

i wonder how long they can live for
Uhh U ok?
Not long
I don't want to know how long that can give it's longer than it should be to be honest
Live*
Not give
Story time. One day I went to the shooting range, shot their MP5 (made in Afghanistan iirc) for like 5 minutes, when out of sudden it stopped working. It turned out that somehow, right under the sheer pack there were 2 live rounds, just casually blocking the trigger like it was regular Tuesday for them.
This situation inspired me to roughly rec...
imagine this in gamma

morning]
guten morgen
hows you is
just sitting with my friend
.
coolio
just woke up(woke up 1h ago, i actually got up just now)
I still don't get what is this about
both
the bottom part, some dude jumped on a judge
ya kno lemme just look online
top part was added as a meme, i think its about some dudes like telling another dude what to do
Hello
bruh why, that's borderline gore
📚 gore
- blood that is [shed], especially when [clotted].
- [what scene] kids put in their myspace, or msn display names to seem cooler.
(emos seem to have a fetish with the term gore, even though most of them have no idea what it means)
aloo
mhm
i know
alr cursed then
freaky mutant livestock freaks me out
unmute? 
I had a lamb once with 3 eyes, couldn't sleep after helping birth that thing
Pripyat Cow
legit
even lived up to 4 months then we butchered it for meat, brother in law took the time to dissect the head, very unsettling
at least thats over
got that 270° vision
idk
He was talking about textures or something I'm assuming
r/youngpeopleyoutube
true
he made another comment on my video too
what a guy
Local man doesn't know how legendary difficulty works
Ye
gn chat

Gn frogw
Hello froge
Yes
sneak 100
Kit
Gm myshinka
Aloo
alo
ok i have no idea what you said
it don matter
He was watering the flowers
k i guess ill stop prying
Good
well anyway you still play minecraft?
he has good strims
❤️
I gave up and played war thunder again
he was a politician i think
alex got jokes
ok new guy
newbie
bruh
Morning sharters
Hru mister renner?
Me talking to the ghosts inside my room:
up or down
Up
no, down
zastava m57 it is
4.85x49 AK would be fun 
1000m/s at 55gr
what is body armor?
never seen it 
I want sabot darts in small arms
man I gotta switch to firefox youtube is shitting itself on chrome with adblocker
and i want a g11, we cant have nice things
Adblocker on my phone doesn't even work how it was supposed to
Like WHY DON'T YOU DO YOUR JOB?!?
I don't know why I got an iphone I basically use it like a dumbphone anyway
gonna switch to a gutted android soon
laser ignition with caseless ammo 
what are you planning you psycho?
150 rounds on the rifle not even counting what's in your backpack / carrier
i want the madman clockwork german space gun goddamn it
germans must've had that good shit before coming up with the specs
hey if it's good enough for the front
You know who were in the front in the commonwealth?
cute kitty :3
what the dog doin
no

How do i read this again?
nu pizdetz
I don't think Keanu would work as Alucard
I don't think anyone would do anime in live action without making an ass of himself
But I can't think of another actor coming close
cast had potential


all I have to add to that is: katana, sandevistan
fair however counterpoint lead pipe, berserk

the people throwing has to be the best thing they have added
ever
not a single game has gotten worse by adding throwing mechanics
you dont know how fun it is to beat the living christ out of an Animal and throw them at other people
it's so violent as well
the way she looks you definitely threw some hard R slurs her way
Who is this?
Ed
Ed is net gud
Ed who?
this is ein
What anime this is?
Cowboy Bebop
one of the greats
How come i have heard of it
But never watxhed it
I always get half way through cowboy bebop and I can never finish it I have no idea why
He's munching alot. Don't his jaw get tired?
it's one of the 90s anime
i got the bluray collection laying around somewhere, still have to rip it
I sat through the entirety of one piece but bebop and death note I can't slog through
Ooooh
chewing important I'm told
man the guns in that one are just always so good
Spriggan is cool no matter how well people like it overall
And this is why
fat man's minigun scene also kino
details drawn and fluidity of animation
Now put in a good story and it is the perfect anime
I'm sure that has been experimented during the cold war
the swedes are using it right now, 6.5mm barrel and 4.3mm tungsten darts going 800m/s
said to defeat all currently used body armor 
Is this tom2
it was very expensive to make too
👀
since no 3D involved and everything is frame to frame
I haven't seen this
yep that's why it looks so good
I think i know a few random people who would actually need this clip
Looks like lipstick lmfao
that's part of why it's so cool, shame how the industry currently is tho. Biggest talent animators get the slave treatment
90 rounds vs 180 rounds
Okay?
okay
gods stinkiest warrior
real
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I know that we're 5 months late to the meme but here we go! It is finally finished!
Here's some of the people who made this happen!
https://twitter.com/bluuru
https://twitter.com/Burnhard18
https://twitter.com/hiyo__0
https://twitter.com/rmanimations
https://t...
this goes hard as well
I would watch a show with like the hood but it's wizards
fr, cooking up mana potions in some trap house
The plot is better then the drawings themselves
But it still is eyecandy whatsoever may the oppinion be
dealing illegal spells on the side
casting a nuke by flipping people off

Lab technician Nobuo Tanaka, battling the flu, mistakes some experimental pills for cold pills and swallows one. The pills are part of a biological weapon program, reacting to the flu shot already in his body. Tanaka soon develops a deadly body odor and becomes a walking weapon of mass destruction.
Interesting but i know i habe seen that plot somewhere else...
Not that similar though.
As said
The plot
But also the drawings
He looks like abraham
abaram
Haram
babarm
Abruham
abaram linkin
nice
i mean he aight
the crawl spreads
mic farter in the chat
had a friend when were kids that had a weird mic setup , he would mute himself but not his computer sound or whatever
we would always know when he would watch porn

unlucky

also why would he watch porn while in a call with his friends to begin with
thats a risky menuever
When we called him out on it , he doubled down and stopped muting himself completely
💀
also when you were kids hold up
the slippery slope of skype
i didnt read that part
yes we were all like 15-16 on Skype
playing gta samp and dota and shit
oh ok
i thought you meant like kids kids
ah nono , i guess since im 26 now , being 16 seems like being a kid to me
Especially mentally , holy hell i was dumb as fucking rocks
22 y/o are kids
I had a dream the other day that I had this small iguana on my desk probably because of cyberpunk and I started petting it and it's head malformed to a one eyed freak that was pogging and my unconscious asleep brain said OUT LOUD damn you pogging I will call you poguana and I woke up in a cold sweat
same mindset
if you under 25 you gotta have to prove to me that you're a working adult 
how do you develop these dreams
the difference between 14 and 25 might as well be a completely different person, regardless of mindset etc
i have to know
not going outside probably
poguana 
i think i mightve just had like the part of my brain that lets me have dreams removed by a dream catcher
Better shit than anything meowmachine ever made
i remember getting a dream catcher as a joke when i was a kid and i literally havent had nightmares or dreams since then
i dont even have it anymore
dream stealer
real
romanian dream catchers just outright steal the concept of dreaming from your mind
poguana :)))
it was either a huge coincidence or a friendly ghost was inhabiting that thing
cause i had a lot of nightmares before i got it
and then as soon as i got it it all stopped
Use Dreamcatcher in Romania :
ANAF and Police comes to your door to arrest you for pirating shit.
Because every Romanian's dream is to live free of consequences

i will never have the romanian dream again
the romanian dream is finding the pack of cigarettes taped onto the coke bottle combo on discount at the corner store
do you live in southern romania renner
banat
cause i know iedy is in bucurești
i dont know where that is
100km from it
but yeah that is the biggest city
Tuica Banateana
Oooo Ceausecu's Final Destination
real
during the revolution my grandma went to buy bread at the cornerstore and my grandpa threw his communist booklet off the bega bridge
insane W
yeah romanians really dont like communism
never would've guessed
My mom took the wrong train by mistake and ended up in Timisoara instead of back home in Bucharest
2 hours later , revolution happened
Bruh
pretty much everyone ive ever talked to doesnt like it

that's some cosmic comedy
My mom shook hands with ceausescu when she was in highschool I think
for a project or something
im willing to bet the only reason nato agreed to ally with us is cause we also hate communism
There was uspposed to be another train , but the train engineer itself went to join the revolution so there was nobody to drive it
thats all it takes baby
Pionierii 
Ceausescu had 4 classes
Literally 4th grader
lmao
Classic communist leader
i like how we just turned the entire chat into romania talk
It's only us here , the others are watching horny shit probably
Pula
pula
pula peluza
Hello iedy
Priviet artyom
ivan got banned?
Absolutely nothing, we decided in the end and took a vote
he learned fluent romanian and wrote iedy a poem in romanian
very romantic
Gamma is healing
yes
It was a bit extreme i guess, but ivan's insane ego didnt make him any good ngl
Man, i thought ur name was ledy not iedy
He shall now dye his hair blue to signal a new person
Have i been mislead
yes
yES
ivan reminds me of bulgarian boyinaband
l is not as straight as I
Iedy
i - I
l - L
I think we met before in my past life
i also thought it was ledy for a while until i realised the first letter is too straight to be an l
Idk why i have a feeling i was rich as fuck in the past life
Thats why i am not in current one

i feel like i was a turtle in my past life
Having people tagging me only to realise it's always funny tho
by that logic I would've been medieval bezos in a past life with how rough it is rn
@ledy
since thats alwayd what i think about
Than i was poor in my past life
poguana
dfsdgfhfjgdsa
Life finds a way man
yeah you better hope someone doesnt genetically engineer an iguana to look like that
someone gonna make pugs more inbred until they're constantly pogging and they'll call the pogs
with a three month life expectancy
so double of what it is now
yeah thats bad
i cant wait for the world to get flooded and then humans are forced to evolve into crabs
Who?
p!who
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You are locked in it
made a pog too
Hey yknow what you should do? Lockdown the entire channel for the fun of it, a little giggle

said noone ever
No.
!lockdown
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
Fuck sake
the only thing @thick wing has to do is explain that he's under 18 so he legally can't be in #🎪bruh-fart
Yknow what you should do? Ban @thick wing for the fun of it, a little giggle
hey guys
the real fun part is baiting them into role evading / leaving while muted
who's Ledy? 
ledy?
I hardly knew her
this joke never gets old
I was ledy once, then they locked me in a room. a white room
no
a white room full of c
chicago
alo

Why, there aren't any drugs in it 
omg welcome to the S.T.A.L.K.E.R G.A.M.M.A discord server ivan
if you have any questions feel free to ask any of us senior members
thank you that is a very kind gesture
what the hel
Hi John
good thing alex isnt australian
he would be distraught
Worse , he's Bulgarian
hi
ivan where do you stream
i wanna troll you while you play the hit game skyrim fron 2024
Today I will stream isaac actually
pretty much the same
name
okey
Stream ain't anything special tho don't get your hopes up
political
im not really expecting it to
i dont really watch streams anyway
so im not gonna stick around for long i just wanna see things
im like a really dumb cat
i wanna see everything even if i know what its gonna be
give us high quality hideo kojima thinking
perfect
So are you 
i do like how he looks like a different person when hes low quality

thanks that really makes me love myself more as if that was possible
This woman seems familiar
Filled up my first Petabyte 
Warned cori._. for: Nice work on snitching on yourself
Warning: 1
:c
kid named petabyte
with what tho
buncha stuff
This is more cursed then when I'm here
useless stuff
What did he do
What did you do
~400TB belong to some customer
i said a slur
oh nice
My ass is literally freezing
i bet its a single image of tf2 gunner
rest is anime, vidya & lossless audio
It happens
One of the users may or may not posted a video here that ended in porn
And deleted it in 5 sec
So it happened again 
ended in porn, like they used it within a porno?
Yes 
Ah. No
It was just nsfw
oh
But i guess
It was some undertale video that ended with that main character with a big ass dick
I don't see mich difference
I assume that user didnt watch it before posting
nooo
no penetration = sfw?


What

oh shit
E basta porco dio
it actually is? 
lmao

Yes i do
:flag_it: Italian (Italiano)
⬇️
and that's it, damn it
What does it say
"That's enough, god pig", literal translation
big cheeks for storing shareholder equity
Or gold bars...
orange!!
is that ||amogus||?
orang
the clintons send their regards
on tha first part of tha journey, i was looking at all the life, there were plants and birds and rocks and thangs
bro really think he's riding on the horse w no name
i fr am
@grizzled meadow opinion?
Honestly
Italian trumpet
thats funny
@hidden fractal ANCARA MESSI
real
somehow
(playing monolith and i managed to singlehandedly massacre whole rostok with molotovs)
ordered a monolith patch to slap on my replica travel case for airsoft
because I like my goop brain stalkers
i gotchu
Sultans man taking his stalker energy drink from him and calling him a little guy
ziggy played guitar
Monolith is plotting something

Dude saying 🗣️🎸🎸🎸
oil baron sir tinkerwall
I will air fry the spagett
You will receive something in DMs in that case
give them a reason
Now just replace the milk jug with your keyboard 
very relatable
pretty uch
Triank is femboy enjoyer confirmed? 
yes yes, love them feales
Start by struggling to lift a pen
Good point
fuck you

no thank you
comes free with being 🏳️🌈

Being rainbow? 
feboy aren't 🏳️🌈
soe are
Feale is 🏳️🌈 ?
<- this one is
pansexual ftw
This is one is what
Time for the obvious pan joke

insert the obvious pan joke here
NOOOO NOT MY PANS 
Put some steak in that pan
for real
Grease it up

your pfp is banned in austria

oh?
Based Austria?
They don't want none of that Habsburg jaw no more?
i hope they do a standalone game based on the mom
stalker 2 when
delayed
@gusty canyon 
Thank you pure
so anyway I got 60h in project zomboid
It's beautiful
i love this
But you didn't do anything 
i can't set it to y pfp
make the ass bigger
like hugely

yeah where cake

i don't have it either, dw
Cake is in the bakery
after you posted the idea I was cooking hard 

The cake caught fire
it's withered now
Tuned to ashes 
tuned
What's yo cake tune
0
Free feet Lifehack
0 worries big cake?

0 cake all worries
t series cake?

what is this, 2020?
2012
Diablo cake
Lava
what's this hate
dookiefart
what's a good game
Hi Metro
Good
Orange car supplies are running low tho
help
Sorry i work at the F.B.I cant help you buddy
Have a cat instead
@uncut obsidian do you rember the video about putting your tongue to the top of your mouth, I think you shared it before.
mewing?
@final cedar
Fridge cooling AIO
Hi Mamo4ka
possibly, just remember a video of some dude going from bad posture, weak to chiseled chin gigachad meme
pretty much how server cooling works innit 
punk changed 
i was chasing down a girl on roblox yelling one question "what is your favorite slipknot" song and she was scared of me
literally kept tryin to hide from me fr
nothing scary about a question
real
AHHH!!
Oh, sorry. Questions scare me
she kept running to her friend "arsonist" and he kept placating for her and making excuses
everybody knows females dont listen to metal
i was also trying to ask if she wanted a rootbeet
my voice is all raspy now because of a retarded woman whos scared of FUCKING QUESTIONS!
did bro use roblox vc
yeah i think aggressively screaming at some kid is gonna scare them lmao
greed having confusing social interactions and not immediately assuming the problem is his autism
im gonna try screaming and chasing women will report back with results
not autism
honestly true
i just wanted to know what slipknot song she liked
fr
Man i played Dayz once and handed out freshly hunted meat in the Safezone, some dude asked me for some meat then proceeded to give it to this one girl saying he hunted it only for her and asking for her number while i'm just standing there wanting to f11 from cringing so hard
respect
shouldve just popped a cap in his ASS
let bro cook
i would have if it wasn't a safezone
Cheese and crack cocaine
was it some sort of cringe ass roleplay server
roblox is so fucked their filter is horrid now
it somehow gets worse every month
shouldve just left the sz and started your evil arc bro
you can say cocaine no issue but if you say hello you get censored for 50 seconds
ever since 2019 roblox has been ruined
its dayz i am constantly on my evil arc
they patched it i think but for a long time you could bypass the silver by having an @ before whatever you wanted to say (ex: @killyourself)
the silver.
holy shit my brain rot
the filter
you can name any drug and it wont get censored no issue
cocainum!!!!>.
i love shitting on kids on arsenal
Roofy
sometimes it feels like the filter gets more strict based on what game you're playing
you get filtered for not being gen alpha
not enough skibidi #current_internet_microcelebrity#
shadowbanned from chat for not being a sigma skibidi toilet fan
this is so skibidi epstein rn
tbh roofy has always been fjne
miau
Least unhinged tumblr user
what's a good game?
gate named baldur
liru wolf girl with you is peak steam porn game
"I wish someone made a gate" baldur:
bugs when you lift the rock they stay under:
russian roulette every time
shower gun
this man will not be caught with his pants down
literally
bet thats in florida
bananas


