🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

No

[fallow trellis]

no pc port

[pale ingot]

i can tell about half of what hes saying

[broken topaz]

The one im talking about

features

Gianna Matragrano

[fallow trellis]

hotdog and mickeymouse

[pale ingot]

does he know

[pale ingot]

thinking about how i have god calves rn

[fallow trellis]

i dont want to know

the funny is in the mystery

[pale ingot]

just about the only part of my body thats developed

fucking built

being a fatass kid made my calves strong as shit

[fallow trellis]

what about your ass

[broken topaz]

show us

[inland jackal]

ayyy

[broken topaz]

aloo

[inland jackal]

he playing guitar upside down and still sounds gret

[inland jackal]

alooo

im stuck

[magic tartan]

snork killing tiem

[broken topaz]

nice hole buddy

[slender rock]

how?

[inland jackal]

yea i just found that out

[pastel quartz]

Door stuck

[inland jackal]

i forgot its a cave

[pastel quartz]

DOOR STUCK

You forgor

[final cedar]

don't forget the bagillion artefacts down there

[inland jackal]

i don have the detector on me

searching for artifacts in gamma isnt worth it

this surely wont haunt me

[lunar brook]

is that the best steam porn game cori is talking about

[inland jackal]

prob

[lunar brook]

hes either theowing a telepathic strike my way

or throwing it back

controller? no. rizzler? yes

[pastel quartz]

I should download gamma tonight

I hope the system is changed

[slender rock]

👀

o no

[inland jackal]

its gamma but with some additional mods

[slender rock]

too late

touched it

rubbed the dirt off of it

[inland jackal]

you could, now it has about 446 mods

idk if its gonna run

[pastel quartz]

It can

I believe to my laptop

[magic tartan]

nice accent

better than mine

[finite quest]

DONT

DONT

DONT

DO NOT

DO IT

DONT

[slender rock]

hehe noher drongon consumed

[pastel quartz]

Being half romanian

And turkish helps it

[slender rock]

WELP

I DID IT

[finite quest]

you fucking

idiot

what

have

you

done

[slender rock]

🙂

[finite quest]

how are your ears

[slender rock]

🙂

[finite quest]

gone deaf yet?

[slender rock]

nop

[pastel quartz]

Find the dog

[slender rock]

i just touched it

[pastel quartz]

And get the axe

[finite quest]

find barbus fr

[finite quest]

its so bad

LOL

swings slow as fuck

[pastel quartz]

If I remember right we get rhe axe by killing the dog

But dont kill dog

Let the daedric prince suffer

[finite quest]

if u dontk ill dog

clavicus will giveu a mask

that increases ur speech

[tulip ravine]

Lads

I need some gift suggestions

I’m completely stumped

Mrs for anniversary

She’s too simple for what she wants

She wants flowers and chocolate bruh that’s just the extra

[eager igloo]

Take her on a trip

[tulip ravine]

We both not got time rn

And being a student money is a bit eh, it’s alright but can’t be going spending tons

Going to either Disneyland or Paris in summer though

[midnight cloud]

Get her a chocolate flower

[finite quest]

swat her house

im sure thats a good gift

[midnight cloud]

man i so agree

Maybe stick a pipe bomb but its woth glitter to surprise her

[pastel quartz]

Hmmmmm

How about identical necklaces

[tulip ravine]

Her da would send the pigeons on me

[tulip ravine]

Got em

[pastel quartz]

Hmmm

[midnight cloud]

Get her one of those wooden feet massagers

[finite quest]

the hell

lool

[tulip ravine]

Bet she’d just use it as a club

[midnight cloud]

Two birds one stone my guy

[pastel quartz]

Buy a bottle of champagne

Then pop it for health

Sometimes being basic and using wishes is the best gift

[midnight cloud]

Buy her a beer

[pastel quartz]

I'm a dude who do not had a girlfriend more than 1.5 years

[pastel quartz]

why did I gave advice

[inland jackal]

bober

[eager igloo]

Brainrot

[midnight cloud]

Why arent you crackin a cold one

[pastel quartz]

what craking cold one means

[midnight cloud]

Drinking beer

[pastel quartz]

aa

the alcohol is forbiden for me

[pastel quartz]

because of my medicines

[lost epoch]

Ha, this guy be taking antidepressants

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146132304113189055/1196800063956078692/deus_rattus.mp4?ex=65b8f1ea&is=65a67cea&hm=74ad2f3a8ca3a2eac854b1c20e510ee849f15bb9f93295575a2da5f73176c014&

@vagrant zodiac

[pastel quartz]

I'm having a depression and anxiety treatment for more than a year

[pastel quartz]

yeah

but I'm hopefull that I will be able to drink beer again

and find a relationship

[eager igloo]

5 days left to what

[vagrant zodiac]

quite literally me

[mystic bluff]

Ratto

[austere nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-sex-mods-spider-gif-24491717

the spider in my pc when I boot up stalker wth 446 mods

[pale ingot]

weed!!!

[uncut obsidian]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

and so he returned

[stone blade]

alo

privet

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

@stone blade

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-banner-gif-17848899369610783159

[narrow lotus]

Pov : ivan after he got banned

[stone blade]

alo I love you iedy

sugi my pula

in game ofc

[narrow lotus]

Least handicapped man in bulgaristam

[inland jackal]

https://imgur.com/PyeOKxW little trolling

https://imgur.com/SInZvpT

no regrets

[stone blade]

@inland jackal

[inland jackal]

sup ivan

[stone blade]

aha

[inland jackal]

i did some warcrimes

[stone blade]

same

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rusev-bulgaria-flag-entrance-wwe-gif-9318757

ivans return

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gasp-gasps-gif-24761609

I have promised I will behave

[inland jackal]

https://imgur.com/zvbu6RI this or https://imgur.com/lBMw0pc

[eager igloo]

Omg Ivan

Hiiiiiiiiiii

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-return-of-the-king-lord-of-the-rings-ro-tk-title-card-gif-22191928

[eager igloo]

This man is unkillable fr

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgariq-bg-shega-komunist-gif-20707242

p!translate en i togova kazah tova ne e kamila, tova e jena mi

[foggy mantle]

Original

i togova kazah tova ne e kamila, tova e jena mi

English

and so I said this is not a camel, this is my yen

[stone blade]

no?

"and then I said this isn't a camel this is my wife"

yen lmao

this isnt japan

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1195458833192075384/imageundefined.gif?ex=65b410cc&is=65a19bcc&hm=6f18f7ad5567fb05a83c5a7a24f86984ce703a5042892ae22f2d684f305ae850&

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bg-haha-funny-dog-az-gif-23844359

[livid pond]

the kapusta must be eradicated

[eager igloo]

I don't understand afternoon naps

[zealous elm]

congrats you didnt reload it correctly and just got shot 17 times in the chest

[eager igloo]

I had a nap and instead of having energy I just want more sleep

[abstract path]

I think I'm hearing conversations that don't really exist here

[stone blade]

same

[echo bolt]

No ammo.

[stone blade]

this post was made by the non fucked up sleeping schedule gang

[echo bolt]

[abstract path]

I belong here

[stone blade]

same

[stray hull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845732425153118218/1128115250525384826/RDT_20230528_163444.mp4

[livid pond]

coconut crab propaganda

[finite quest]

paraphenalia

[abstract path]

What would you describe me as if i said I can hear ghosts?

[stone blade]

what

The fk is you on about again crystal

take your meds plz

[eager igloo]

Crystal hiiiii

[stone blade]

Myshinka hiii

[eager igloo]

Omg Ivan ur back

Alooo

[stone blade]

Yes ofc

Hi

[brave flax]

yall so zesty

[stone blade]

?

what

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-meme-lightskin-zesty-m4nny-gif-4137545623227157694

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-radar-gif-26553049

[eager igloo]

Lemon is zesty

[stone blade]

I guess its homo to say hi to people

we did it

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-radar-gif-26553049

[eager igloo]

Zesty means homo?

[abstract path]

Haiiii

[abstract path]

What if i tell you that i can hear them thanks to something called an Triple Axis EMF?

[stone blade]

well idk

good for u

[brave flax]

im just kidding because you wrote hiii instead of hi, brother. dont take everything seriously especially in a channel named brainfart

[stone blade]

I usually say hiii

[abstract path]

If you want real creeps. You should get one

[eager igloo]

I think a newbie is trying to teach you how brainfart works

[abstract path]

Lol

[brave flax]

did you just called me newbie bc of my rank in a discord server

[stone blade]

Yes.

she did

[inland jackal]

alo

[abstract path]

Alyo

[stone blade]

ale

[inland jackal]

hristos voskres

[eager igloo]

You aren't here for even 3 months what are you on about

And I don't recognise you

[brave flax]

im not planning on staying here and log in daily for 3 months, or less than that. my point is its funny you care about a rank in a discord server

[abstract path]

Me being here since i was like 17:

[abstract path]

Yes

[brave flax]

bc it means nothing irl and stuff

[eager igloo]

Not about rank, about stay time

[abstract path]

I'm just gonna say
Discord moderators

[eager igloo]

I got my rank bc I bullied Iedy

No xp in brainfart

[abstract path]

Poor ledy

[brave flax]

yes indeed

i got muted the other day bc of my cockroach pfp

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-compelling-didnt-ask-dont-gif-24737803

[abstract path]

Yeah. Kinda my argument.

[eager igloo]

Message I got back at first:

[abstract path]

But thanks

[uncut obsidian]

you got muted for it so you repost it

[abstract path]

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-25819088

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/look-in-the-mirror-mirror-sass-sassy-annoyed-gif-13498745

[brave flax]

didnt really know that it would offend someone in brainfart?

[uncut obsidian]

how does brainfart relate to that

[brave flax]

dont say it, i know rules are rules.

bla bla bla

[fading shuttle]

whose man is this

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-gif-21672467

never gets old lol

[abstract path]

I guess you are

[eager igloo]

"Whose man is this"

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mircord-eshak-ibo-eshak-sonar-buge-gif-18763927

[livid pond]

https://rotatingsandwiches.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/half-smoke-egg-and-cheese.gif?w=480

[mystic bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834308641854062622/1183186818821263442/PRAYER_2.gif?ex=65876b98&is=6574f698&hm=9da22a2a51d459c4fd56d16eb91c992f16fed9508e027a57c9b32a8d62e5fba0&

[abstract path]

Yum

[finite quest]

poopass

[livid pond]

https://rotatingsandwiches.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/top-round-and-swiss-with-gravy-v2.gif?w=480https://rotatingsandwiches.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/top-round-and-swiss-with-gravy-v2.gif?w=480

[eager igloo]

Humgerly

[abstract path]

Man. I can see every ingredient

[livid pond]

https://rotatingsandwiches.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/mortadella-prosciutto-and-burrata.gif?w=480

[somber warren]

gamma mods trying not to suck dick on flatrate (impossible)

[abstract path]

Hahahaha

Idk if that is true

Idk when i even played last

[uncut obsidian]

sorry for being homosexual

[abstract path]

I won't be sorry for that-

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-me-when-looking-stare-are-you-serious-gif-11132620111287096186

[mystic bluff]

sorry for party rocking

[somber warren]

Insight is the first step to self improvement

[abstract path]

Well I'm ||not|| sorry for being homo

[uncut obsidian]

why so mad

[somber warren]

i am always like that

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-discord-mod-buff-guy-muscle-please-be-respectful-gif-21508398

[solar obsidian]

[stone blade]

Do not speak

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/alo-tommy-vercetti-italy-italian-hello-gif-27334373

[livid pond]

ale blyat

[mystic bluff]

the rage consumes

[stone blade]

I can smell what you are thinking delight

[solar obsidian]

welcome back, @stone blade

[uncut obsidian]

wtf

[somber warren]

what is delight thinking then?

[abstract path]

Welcome

To the shit zone

[stone blade]

Thank you for the flowers

[abstract path]

Hehehehehhehehehehehe

Don't do that to lil' john

It's called "torture"

[livid pond]

But your honor, my client was simply trolling

[abstract path]

Maybe he was flexxposting?

[abstract path]

D
A
M
N

[pale ingot]

brrbr sikitibi toilet..

[abstract path]

Skibidi

[dark ore]

damn its been a while

[pale ingot]

sktibitdi

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1063906335793610843/4D73EFC0-CA10-4472-965E-2E815E8AB7BE.gif

toilet.

[broken topaz]

OMG IVAN

<3

[slender rock]

hides on top of structure, shoots arrows
lyida just getting beaten to shit
lol

[broken topaz]

welcome back king

[stone blade]

❤️❤️

[slender rock]

Ivben

🙂

[abstract path]

Hahahahaha

[stone blade]

Yes I'm back

big deal

move on

[abstract path]

No

Your back

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/rule1no-genshin-impact-no-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-goku-doku-ssj-gif-22463785

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-rule-no-honkai-star-rail-gif-13849755809309624221

[abstract path]

Wha?

[narrow lotus]

You post that shit one more time and you are out

I wont even care

Im done with you

[stone blade]

who

[narrow lotus]

So annoying

[abstract path]

Who?

[narrow lotus]

Ivan Newcomer

[stone blade]

true

[somber warren]

Man i truly miss Spacezoro

[narrow lotus]

You

[abstract path]

Well you could have just simply said to stop

[narrow lotus]

I am joking

https://tenor.com/view/bumblebee-gif-3070256791979829547

[abstract path]

Good.

[shadow wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/stickydacat-gif-26502121

[somber warren]

Someone really should unban Spacezoro

[abstract path]

I think i should really stop taking shit seriously here hehe

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif?ex=657f0ce0&is=656c97e0&hm=9c0dfa11b49790bfe7df68ab3a1ca3d90167dc95d1d440ae592a72e5bc8e384e&

Please do or we gonna have part 2 of this

[somber warren]

i wouldn't mind a part 2

[stone blade]

within every joke is a bit of truth

[narrow lotus]

Yes thats why i always tell you how beautiful you are

Churka mortii si ranitii matii

[stone blade]

Iedy my mom sent me a meme

[narrow lotus]

Pog ?

What meme

Share

[abstract path]

Jesus

[stone blade]

lemme share

"when someone pisses you off but youre at work"

and i told her "this is you" and she goes "yes"

[narrow lotus]

two of them are Falco and Delight , basically two halves of the same idiot

so they dont count

[stone blade]

didnt mention me

she can eat a hui for all I care

[narrow lotus]

Llama tho

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[abstract path]

You two be like 🤝

[narrow lotus]

PoV : Llama after maja's message

[abstract path]

Also who is

Lama

[stone blade]

Shes my mom

ofc

[narrow lotus]

wait who is purple cat

[stone blade]

she bought me the dye so I can dye my hair

[abstract path]

Yooooooo

[abstract path]

Which one you picked this time?

[narrow lotus]

Who is PurpleCat

[solar obsidian]

man, i'd give spacezoro an unban too, i doubt he posted that shit being sober/not tired

eh, was a cool dude

[abstract path]

Hum

[eager igloo]

"ur mom is a bot, (respectfully)"

[narrow lotus]

Luckily you can only give advice to install this modpack

[shadow wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-low-tier-god-stare-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-13290690957514840683

[abstract path]

Pov: roblox

[narrow lotus]

Delight who is Purple Cat

[stone blade]

classic maja L

[somber warren]

maja did a whole paragraph for me dude

[fading shuttle]

spacezoros mom suck me good and hard throygh my jorts

[abstract path]

Sadness

[eager igloo]

Minor spelling mistake

[solar obsidian]

🤨

[narrow lotus]

@uncut obsidian @grizzled meadow who the fuck is Purple Cat

[uncut obsidian]

who

[narrow lotus]

PURPLE CAT

[somber warren]

its good, my bullying actually struck a nerve. that makes me happy

[narrow lotus]

WHO IS PURPLE CAT

[abstract path]

I could but i won't

[uncut obsidian]

@toxic sundial

he had a purple cat pfp

like ryan gosling

[narrow lotus]

[fading shuttle]

was it pango?

[narrow lotus]

Nota golden W

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blade-runner-catling-lonely-gif-8855986365968201774

[solar obsidian]

from Maja's message?

[uncut obsidian]

this

basically

[abstract path]

Well how about you struck her mom

[narrow lotus]

aye

[somber warren]

her?

[inland jackal]

huh

[abstract path]

Idk ok

oh same

Same

[inland jackal]

whos maja

[somber warren]

i do not miss maja, that mf was a pain

[narrow lotus]

never heard of this maja dude

HONESTLY, i rly havent been present during the whole debacle

[solar obsidian]

Maja was talking about Pangolin. that time he had a neco arc purple face (cat). reference as the blade runner looking at that AI chick ad in purple (gosling with a broken nose) picture

[narrow lotus]

I only heard next morning , madirex tagged me in it

[somber warren]

me neither

[solar obsidian]

Pangolin was that neco arc, jerman fan

that got banned

brainfart veteran

[narrow lotus]

Ye i know PangolinStirfry

[somber warren]

pango got banned?

[solar obsidian]

yes yes

[narrow lotus]

I love him

[somber warren]

since when

[solar obsidian]

yeah, hes banned. he got muted and got auto-banned

[somber warren]

Unban Pango RN

[abstract path]

I liked him too. Still do

[solar obsidian]

same...

[somber warren]

how can you ban someone who has as much cake as pango does

[abstract path]

I mean

It really ain't the same without em

Atleast sometimes

[stone blade]

I know all about that

I think my choppa gey I pulled him out the closet

now what did prophet keef mean by this

[solar obsidian]

oh bruh stalker 2 delayed to 2024 september 5

[abstract path]

Maybe finding real fun is just as rough?

Bre

Really???

I mean like

Sure i don't got a pc but STILL

[narrow lotus]

@grizzled meadow HAHAHAHAHHA

[solar obsidian]

"final"

[abstract path]

Final

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[abstract path]

Great

[grizzled meadow]

It was already delayed since it was Q1 2024, as in January-February-March, I won't believe it until I'll see the game on the shelves

[oblique spire]

IVANKO BACK?

Chat

[solar obsidian]

yup

[stone blade]

Stalker 2 is pulling a tarkov

classic

[narrow lotus]

Real , until it's on my local pirating site i wont believe shit

[abstract path]

Same.

[oblique spire]

IVANNNNNNNN

[narrow lotus]

Nikita : 2024 will be planning the release of Tarkov

2024 : XiaolinShowdown69 still vacuums whole loot , now he can lag the whole server so others cant move while he moves freely , even the console shows the name of the player doing that

i wanna show smth to ivanko

[abstract path]

That really happens? Or an example?

[ocean pulsar]

yum

[quaint ore]

It does

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lwagct_ySs

[abstract path]

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

Yep

glad im not playing

[abstract path]

You're flad you're playing skyrim

[stone blade]

I am playing skyrim yes

[abstract path]

Yes

Without me TvT

[stone blade]

wdym

I told you I stream you can always join and watch

silly goose

[abstract path]

Smh

You doin' it now tho?

[stone blade]

now?

right now?

no

A bit later

[abstract path]

O alright

:v

[stone blade]

"Something something I forgot now"

Now what did prophet Keef mean by this

[abstract path]

Lol

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-as-hell-where-is-gif-18053436

[stone blade]

Bruno.

[abstract path]

Bruno!

[narrow lotus]

p!wow

[foggy mantle]

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[heady crow]

Crystaaallll

[narrow lotus]

average Swedish checklist

[heady crow]

Ivaaaannnnn

[abstract path]

What brings you in here?

[stone blade]

Me obv

[heady crow]

Bored, finished cleaning services and cba to go eat anything

[stone blade]

No , it's me

[heady crow]

Wbu, i thought you left long ago

[heady crow]

Nvm, bcs i saw ivan in chat

[abstract path]

Leaving? This place? Hahahahaha

This place is npthing without me!

[stone blade]

Never did

[somber warren]

at least tarkov is playable ish rn

[stone blade]

Doesn't excuse it

not one bit

[abstract path]

Oh yeah and i feel pretty well

[somber warren]

does not excuse what

[abstract path]

Been picking up some new hobbied

My pc is broken

My xbox is broken

And my phone was broken (again)

So i got new one now

:>

[heady crow]

How is everything broken 😭

[abstract path]

The PC's CPU was 8 year old celeron

So it broke

Ez

Xbox idk

Randomly had a short circuit

And no more function

Phone had water damage and screen damage

Which was only to be repaired or replaced

And well

I guess i have a gf again

[heady crow]

I guess thats fair. Well a reason to get a better pc when you can. Ive been suffering with my current one but nothing is exactly broken beyond use so no need to upgrade

[heady crow]

Gz. You got your gender identity figured out yet?

[abstract path]

Honestly
My pc is that bad i would preferrably just get a used gamer pc

[abstract path]

Yes

I know I'm characterwise a good mix of both original genders but I'd prefer female

[heady crow]

Itll be that then, happy for you

[abstract path]

I'm also happy that i got it figured out

Also planning on actually doing something about that because

How else will i do this?

Can't just medicate myselr

That won't be good at all

Oh well

On clothing i am working but

I got that bit of confidence for it already :>

So that's very good

[brave flax]

they told us it was the first quarter man, looking at the way they’re going my children will be able to play the damn game

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ww2germany-german-war-dance-gif-24950310

[true sedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/779803909668864011/1196849980128907375/Snapinsta.app_video_419924746_405126015286562_6952322796313636455_n.mp4?ex=65b92067&is=65a6ab67&hm=6220ff773d10f7dc9fc4826a2d5497b124056b99aa47cc84f56122d43c125696&

[brave flax]

it says 30 march on steam tho

[somber warren]

first time dealing with gsc tricks?

[brave flax]

nah, been waiting for a long time. just disappointed a little

[somber warren]

lower your Hopes, that way you can't be disapointed

[stone blade]

Classic GCS

Battlestate games successor

[pastel quartz]

welcome to reality

https://tenor.com/view/gman-half-life-alyx-creepy-gif-16000932

[brave flax]

the game was rigged from the start

https://tenor.com/view/truth-is-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-fallout-new-vegas-gif-14316695

[orchid robin]

@uncut obsidian im back with a vengeance bitch

[uncut obsidian]

mute for another week to study more?

or not yet

[orchid robin]

fuck you, no

[abstract path]

Damn

Dutyer is back at it

[brave flax]

[orchid robin]

actually that mute was a mistake on my part since i didnt need to study that much and as punishment we were isolated in our dorms this week without being able to go outside soooo......yeah i could have used some human interaction

[uncut obsidian]

damn

does discord interaction count as human interaction though

[brave flax]

what did you do man

[orchid robin]

more than talking with some of the monkeys here

[orchid robin]

it was a company wide punishment

[brave flax]

company wide?

[orchid robin]

164 people stuck in dorms for an entire week

[orchid robin]

mil academy

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[abstract path]

Wat

Why

[uncut obsidian]

and you can't leave at all?

[brave flax]

yo they added bunch of new media to stalker 2’s steam page check it out

[orchid robin]

couldnt

as of today we can do that again

[orchid robin]

weeeellllll

[uncut obsidian]

fuck military

[abstract path]

Snow?

[orchid robin]

dorms were dirty, some chick brought a 16 year old and fucked him while there was another chick in the room with her (not to mention she didnt even lock the door so someone actually caught her) and later went to our lieutenant and told him that a girl (not her, she accused someone else) fucked a 16 year old and the entire company started tatttling on each other to our superiors and they were sick of it

meanwhile i just wanted to go to the pool

[brave flax]

is this guy doing a duty rp?

[uncut obsidian]

how old was she

[orchid robin]

19

[uncut obsidian]

wild

[orchid robin]

no shit

[abstract path]

And i'm 18 man

That is wild

[orchid robin]

thats not the reason madi said its wild

[orchid robin]

also as additional punishment we did a rucksack march at a distance of 20km

[abstract path]

No shit

[orchid robin]

meanwhile the 6 people that licked the superiors boots the most got to leave for the weekend

[orchid robin]

nah i think im genuinely gonna move over to guys for some time

[uncut obsidian]

gay sex!!!

[orchid robin]

dont get too excited, youre not on the list

[uncut obsidian]

once again fuck military

[narrow lotus]

again , thats so bad

[gusty willow]

Sometimes you big pimpin

[narrow lotus]

fucking mil academy like in the movies

i didnt expect them to actually forbid ppl to walk

[orchid robin]

well heres the reason

if we were on academy grounds

[orchid robin]

we would only not be allowed to leave the academy

but

since we are situated in dorms outside of the academy

[orchid robin]

it meant we could not leave the dorms

at all

and i will be honest it did start to affect my psyche

[abstract path]

Understandable

[orchid robin]

like just a tiny little bit

[abstract path]

No wonder the people in the military are like that

People are not dogs

[brave flax]

god, i hate white women

[abstract path]

You need to train people individually

[orchid robin]

to be fair the reason that happened is because theres like complete morons in this company

3 platoons worth of them

maybe 3 and a half

[abstract path]

Even 4

But lemme tell you

[pastel quartz]

to not go military service

[abstract path]

There will always be more

[pastel quartz]

I'm thinking to exist from turkish citizenship

I hate military

[abstract path]

And it won't stop. No matter how much you get rid od!

[orchid robin]

i understand you

i doubt i will stay here after this year

[abstract path]

I hope you find a better place to stay man

And good riddance ❤️

[pastel quartz]

why I cannot download the fucking torrent

[abstract path]

The torrent is only to rent

[orchid robin]

welll

im in a weird spot lets say

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

No rust , low mileage , works like a clock , ask anyone

[pastel quartz]

I forgor to download 7.zip

[orchid robin]

since the other option is to study IT in athens were the rent will be insane, feeding myself and working to even afford to cover rent

[abstract path]

Damn

[orchid robin]

so yeah its

[stone blade]

true

[orchid robin]

its not easy to pick

[abstract path]

True

Hmmm

[stone blade]

femboy pipeline

[abstract path]

Getting outta there also ain't easy

[orchid robin]

bitch im the one SEEKING FEMBOYS

[stone blade]

damn

[uncut obsidian]

do they not have dorms in greece

[orchid robin]

that uni started dorm construction this year

it wont be finished till 2-3 years knowing greek construction crews

and the only other available you can apply for is in a diff uni thats filled to the brim

[abstract path]

Well I'm no femboy unfortunate for you

[uncut obsidian]

there's only one university in greece that has a dormitory?

[abstract path]

Also I'm even taken

[orchid robin]

well no.....but the one i got into (and still have like 7 years to finish) doesnt have one

[abstract path]

Huh

[uncut obsidian]

studying in greece is an option for me
but no

[orchid robin]

cool it there, if i were looking for one here it would be the equivalent of someone looking for an E-girl with daddy issues

[uncut obsidian]

that might be even worse than living here

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-unicouni-tuxedo-cat-cat-funny-gif-6638309544979306437

[orchid robin]

depends on the area

[abstract path]

Truly you have mastered the discord-hivemind-jackpot

[orchid robin]

plus unless you are in a big city its bound to be as homophobic as russia

[uncut obsidian]

das what im sayin

also isn't greece uhh not economically great at the moment

[orchid robin]

when has it been

[uncut obsidian]

has it been whut

[orchid robin]

in an economically great position

[uncut obsidian]

no idea

i was just told by a russian who lives and studies there that the only way to live there is to have a remote job

[orchid robin]

oh yeah that is a great thing

since finding a GOOD job there is not easy

[inland jackal]

looks good?

[orchid robin]

most IT people who make big bucks in greece have remote jobs

[uncut obsidian]

but he also told me that studying there is free for russians (might be misremembering?) and that you don't even have to study as they won't throw you out of uni

[inland jackal]

alo madi

[orchid robin]

well the second part is def true

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[orchid robin]

for 2 years now i wont have done a single exam and im still registered

but like it depends

[inland jackal]

ivan is back

[orchid robin]

if its a 4 year course then you have 6 years to finish it

if its a 5 year

then you have 8 years to finish it

[uncut obsidian]

damn i didn't know thank you for this very new information

[inland jackal]

anytime

[orchid robin]

so you can technically spend 2-3 years having g@y sex instead of studying

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1196814895090511882/963126_kuchnia-jejakow-zachwyca-sie-swiat.mp4?ex=65b8ffba&is=65a68aba&hm=6d5c478073c67e416bead23294c98f0213443ca5e6ec490ad16246ed93cce12c&

[pastel quartz]

sausage and ketchup

the best thing ever invented

even aliens will worship us for that thing

I'm gonna make that tomorrow

[uncut obsidian]

well apparently this also works here
if you fail the exams you get 3 additional exams (in a row, if you do good on your first one you won't have to do the other 2), idk if there's a word for that in english

but the thing is
you can just ignore them

but they'll stack up

there's a guy on year 3 who has 30 of those commissions

at some point he'll have to do them all
but still you can ignore them

the big downfall of that is that they won't give you a dormitory room and you lose scholarship

but it doesn't matter if you live in the city or if you're renting an apartment

[orchid robin]

I see

im gonna stick to my less complicated version of g@y sex

[uncut obsidian]

but ALSO they can't just evict you from the dorms until the school year ends (so until summer)

so you can do jack shit and ignore studying and live in the dorms until then

which is exactly what im doing

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750148214740484136/1195366502287802492/VID_20240112_140715_090.mp4?ex=65b3bace&is=65a145ce&hm=953378844b07136eea9797133074ddaae755d1b2b4c084bf8e7db5c37b696573&

[pastel quartz]

king

[orchid robin]

i see

one more, my version is less complicated

once more

[uncut obsidian]

you ain't got no dormitory room though

B)

[pastel quartz]

now I'm waiting for my dormmates to gone

literally (politically) idiots they are

[orchid robin]

exactly, therefore i can have unregulated g@y sex

[uncut obsidian]

you think i can't?

[austere shadow]

[broken topaz]

:c

why

[orchid robin]

no?

[pastel quartz]

guys

help me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD8VNZwN1mM

[uncut obsidian]

whatever you say lil bro

:3

[pastel quartz]

I'm literally lost in youtube

[orchid robin]

youre queer

[uncut obsidian]

so

im quee(n)

[orchid robin]

keep going

[pastel quartz]

next semester I will try to have boy/girlfriend

[uncut obsidian]

out of what place? what discipline? im in russia

[pastel quartz]

I'm worshipping you

yeah Universty only means education

nothing else!

[orchid robin]

oh shit, madi simps have already breached our defenses

they could be in this very room

they could be you

they cant be me

they could even be-

[uncut obsidian]

i've been told by [someone in the dorms] that some people are literally growing shrooms under their beds

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2spy-worst-sus-anyone-gif-22434495

[uncut obsidian]

like psychodelic

[pastel quartz]

I'm going to make gunpowder in campus

[orchid robin]

sergeants in this academy have been caught dealing drugs

[uncut obsidian]

dew it

[pastel quartz]

I wanna see what art is typing

[pastel quartz]

If its more economic

I will stick to it till I lose my economic situation

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[pastel quartz]

thats why I'm going to use my 5+1 year dorm usage right compeletly

[orchid robin]

bro if anything, being in a dorm makes you more undisciplined

[pastel quartz]

and also being disciplined is depending on you

not to place you're staying

[uncut obsidian]

this man never in his live lived in a dormitory

[prisma quiver]

Bro whats the point of wiping

You're just gonna shit again

Eventually

Like tf

[uncut obsidian]

what's the point of living if you're gonna die

[orchid robin]

so it can be clean for snu snu

[prisma quiver]

Well don't die

Then?

[mystic bluff]

What's the point of going outside like you're gonna be inside anyways eventually

[uncut obsidian]

well don't shit then

[orchid robin]

fuck you, watch me

[prisma quiver]

League of legends players know

[orchid robin]

and?

[prisma quiver]

Does it wiggle or bounce

[pastel quartz]

military is boring ngl

[uncut obsidian]

comparing military dorms and normal dorms is just dumb

[prisma quiver]

Military keeps you save tho

[orchid robin]

well for one its cuz they are not dorms

they are barracks

[pastel quartz]

I dond wanna get muted

[orchid robin]

there, comparison annihilated

[pastel quartz]

so I'm using my right to be silent

[prisma quiver]

Bro invokes the 5th

Stay silent if ur uncool

Wowww

I guess @pastel quartz Is UNCOOL

That's crazy

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/x-files-gillian-anderson-dana-scully-hey-hello-gif-4928145

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048738779185303623/1196372107207114784/v0f044gc0000cmfcn3vog65ppvbnk8hg.mov?ex=65b76359&is=65a4ee59&hm=ad6e501130846ace8d724287a0ed7be85190c4dee048629c985409df80064fb8&

[orchid robin]

just use an uno reverse card

[prisma quiver]

Jupiter edit

[orchid robin]

jesus christ its so easy

just like your mom

[prisma quiver]

I'm gonna touch you

[orchid robin]

nuh uh

[prisma quiver]

What do bees make

[orchid robin]

it regurgitates a sweet sticky substance that we regularly consume

[pale ingot]

this guy doesnt know

[prisma quiver]

You're odd

[orchid robin]

also

i just remembered what i wanted to take revenge about

[prisma quiver]

Have u guys heard about what verbalase did

Shit is crazy

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/verbalase-hazbin-hotel-gif-16960637919203896625

[sage otter]

Bro bee saliva is one of my favourite condiments

[pale ingot]

i saw the anim its ass

[prisma quiver]

Yea

He's bankrupt now

Afaik

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cheburashka-pizdec-fuck-this-shit-eto-pizdec-pechalno-gif-11430414

what even is that

[ocean pulsar]

my thing did a thing

[pale ingot]

big eared asshead

[pale ingot]

he didnt even get any penis.. no sex

[prisma quiver]

This was like

[uncut obsidian]

thanks youtube

[prisma quiver]

On his 40th birthday btw

[pale ingot]

oh shit where was that

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/T2xZpYQMtpU?si=e6uiApeczndSskyT

[solar coral]

Markiplier

[prisma quiver]

In Romania

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUB-3lud60

[pale ingot]

ohhhh shit

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf1-five-nights-at-freddys-security-guard-playing-fnaf-gif-24289638

[pale ingot]

well anyway/

it is what it is

[pale ingot]

wtf.. what is ramstein doin!!!!

[atomic crane]

Me when fnapping

[pale ingot]

well atleast im certain that it isnt real

i think

[atomic crane]

It's not ?

https://tenor.com/view/depsite-making-up-only13precent-of-the-population-black-people-commit-over70precent-of-the-crimes-and-occupy40precent-of-the-prisons-gif-14779984

[pale ingot]

it might but im fucking flabbergasted

[prisma quiver]

The verbalase thing?

[pale ingot]

this

[prisma quiver]

Ah

[pale ingot]

especially because its actually goood

yeah i think its just a mashup after peeping the video but whatever bro still good

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption2building-house-gif-gif-25587106

[pale ingot]

what if you biuiult a huouse

then got tuberculosis and FUCKING DIED

[atomic crane]

Wrong character

Do not get the rdr2 lore wrong..

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/690705405785014312/1196032684670066708/418515817_307064468999432_1152909341350509448_n.png?ex=65b6273d&is=65a3b23d&hm=9b337794c222d82ea1688605874ec3b8eb7315609b60614b62bbb42e524f1fb1&

[pale ingot]

yeah i still need to finish the game, my bad

[atomic crane]

Worth finishing imo

[toxic sundial]

@uncut obsidian whar?

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1169335956399198338/IMG_2109.jpg?ex=65b150f9&is=659edbf9&hm=715464810fdd4374d29700e79d3e915f374fc8d36e9ee52db92f1d8688f94ba5&

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/615159988511440926/1192945922234126356/this-barely-sentient-lizard-traumatized-demonkind-as-a-whole-v0-fn28b2edbw8c1.jpg?ex=65b426f7&is=65a1b1f7&hm=ab2ec4afabd0304da5a6d9763f9cfdbe0749dfc4c87d0ee5c19c0f92c6fc31d5&=&format=webp&width=756&height=670

[atomic crane]

What are the chances of two warhammer posts in a row like this

[sage otter]

Make a wish

[quaint ore]

I think Maugan Ra should be there instead of Valdor

[atomic crane]

Nakai is based he is my favorite lizardman

[sage otter]

Nakai Zuckerberg

[quaint ore]

wait no

Fucking

Ra Endymion

[pastel quartz]

I still can't believe lil nas anounced himself as mesiah(j christ)

[atomic crane]

Does valdor cross a bridge or something I don't know that part of the lore

[solar obsidian]

they said gta 6 will be played by grandchildren, but it's really stalker 2 that will be

[quaint ore]

Ra Endymion was a Custodian Tribune who was an absolute fucking beast during the webway stuff. He also was stabbed by the Emperor with the drach'nyen and told to run

And he managed to keep the daemon inside it contained for a long fucking time until Abbadon probably killed him

there ainty no minis or art of him, but fan made ones slap

[prisma quiver]

Read dead redemtpion 3

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-hug-brokeback-mountain-couple-gay-gif-5066019591388392130

[sage otter]

Metroid prime 4

(For grandchildrens)

[fading shuttle]

half life 3

[slender rock]

Awe man

fuck

🥲 every be hating on me trying make a truce man, fuck you aludin you dickhead

scaily ass lookin mf

[brave flax]

that guy was weird from the start

[inland jackal]

anyone know this anomaly?

[uncut obsidian]

the tea has been spilled, aldo is coming back in February

[glad carbon]

😭

can we delay it until next january

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/361456229249449987/1171953536347676732/lobotomized.gif?ex=655e8dc8&is=654c18c8&hm=61c29b242323509b11fe23b19bb970b1fc84e9e1d8f5b53ccd41267598b8e156&

[sage otter]

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1196877834526924820/Lq-IAmvVU5M.png?ex=65b93a58&is=65a6c558&hm=c3b71cafecc8af62698bdeb1ddbdab16ba16e7ff9b22dad1bb24a12068ac1bac&

[sage otter]

DEFCON 3

[fresh rose]

im playing league and league is braindeath so it belongs here

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/615159988511440926/1196885820586610858/9Hd3Fuk.png?ex=65b941c8&is=65a6ccc8&hm=6710349cc4e7d750aa98c8aba8363e04f048ddd48bb243242ca5d9d8cd146799&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=799&height=125

[fresh rose]

Super baba maker

[glad carbon]

baba is you 2 is pretty good

[sage otter]

The 3rd aswell

[glad carbon]

baba 2, baba's boogaloo

[midnight tree]

lil white fella games

[midnight tree]

so true bestie

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/propeller-hat-dog-gif-11699767

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1052028159660404736/image0.gif

I paid this cat to lick fibreglass insulation

[sage otter]

forbidden cotton candy

[glad carbon]

forbidden?

no one's stopping us

[sage otter]

I just don't tell anyone cause they'd judge me

[solar obsidian]

let them

who cares about their judgement

[sage otter]

I will eat all their insulation as a payback

Their loss

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/661301296648814601/909558859176218665/caption-1.gif

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sushi-roll-eat-gif-14374377823736313643

I'm about to fucking blast in the brain scorcher and wreak havoc on those brainwashed fucks

I got 6 mags of 7.62ap

[finite quest]

have fun

[solar coral]

that is NOT how you eat sushi

[sage otter]

Why not ?

[hasty dove]

machineguns use boxes, not mags

[hasty dove]

if it's normal 30 or so mags, then well, you will have a problem somewhere on second third of your way up

unless you took an axe too

[deep topaz]

https://www.pcgamer.com/its-not-just-you-youtube-is-slowing-down-your-pc-if-you-have-adblock-installed-by-making-your-cpu-sweat-likely-as-part-of-its-draconian-war-on-ad-blockers/

[uncut obsidian]

♻️

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-boykisser-gif-15629861713642818650

[solar obsidian]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-cat-is-kicking-the-other-cat-gif-23690916

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/932818457899184159/1174351243628523550/cb0c9a6658c7bd385ab4f9c300c317ac.gif

[solar obsidian]

but for real my youtube is lagging af, i have weird button delays, but the video streams fine.
is it only me?

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[glad carbon]

it wants you to buy premium

[deep topaz]

no that article literally says its not you

[sage otter]

wot machine gun ?

[hasty dove]

can't remember if GAMMA have anything else besides PKM

good one though. Heavy af and shoots money if you use AP ammo, but owns everything

[solar obsidian]

i see i see, i asked more people and it seems to be fucking true

[sage otter]

I got a AK104 and a Saiga12, no PKM here

[hasty dove]

saiga is ok too with slugs actually

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829199168273645630/1046123406803865741/attachment-19.gif

[hasty dove]

ammo is heavy, but cheap and available. You can always bring extra supply and stash it on radar to make space for lootz in inventory

[sage otter]

I almost exclusively load it with buckshot though

I got like 8 slugs in the bag

[uncut obsidian]

i realised it ages ago (3 days ago) #🎪bruh-fart message

[solar obsidian]

🤝

yeah, its confirmed

[pale ingot]

it's zover

[deep topaz]

youtube's gonna be sending death squads door to door next

[broken topaz]

sex

lets have it

[wet wave]

says in the article that this was due to a bug in both adblock and adblock plus

[deep topaz]

no, youtube is always at fault

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804465839779610667/1149108510966173726/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif?ex=64fa4e32&is=64f8fcb2&hm=0476467596206c731c9fac9ee4e3f16386ed6653bc892e49fd72d41394fba8dd&

[wet wave]

i mean

if you are gonna shit on youtube, shit on youtube for trying to block adblockers

not for a bug that aint got nothing to do with em

[deep topaz]

68 damage

(the boss has 10000 HP)

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846256077464535052/1196639202612351047/Screenshot_20240115_211640_Instagram.jpg?ex=65b85c1a&is=65a5e71a&hm=664a1fcda2492aa23664ed6b319f0ecc383f621c987f619cd99fc3c915129bd9&

[deep topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1747046059539362109?t=C5y1e8SCQBuPUxc-SBgcmA&s=33

[glad carbon]

so true

[weak jackal]

say sike rn

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020258454612488203/1125995721712214086/hamer.gif

[deep topaz]

MHW was so strange with the damage system. i couldn't get into it

you could hit a mf so hard his skin fell off but it would do like 1% of his overall HP

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381520882608373761/1196884790889169036/ssstwitter.com_1705319091624.mp4?ex=65b940d3&is=65a6cbd3&hm=919a0b854cd3c7d35067519b434ea2098319a9dd7789a32193ac86096dc58918&

[lost tartan]

me

but im not in therapy anymore