#🎪bruh-fart
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back then porn was so easy to access lmao
no govt blocking
i was browsing a local wap site and the adult site is on the second page. mfw i spent most of my childhood 1 tap away from porn

eventually i discovered it
and felt dumb af
but my current self is thankful bcs i delayed that shit as long as possible
I'm grateful that most of my time as a kid I was playing flash games and then when I had a computer able to not crash at main menu for tf2 played that for an outrageous amount
hm
i kinda wish my parents bought me ps2 so i can discover internet as late as possible
Oh yeah for sure consoles are better for that if you're going that route
but no my dumb parents decided its better for me to spend half my day at internet cafe
once i got my first laptop, its all going downhill
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Gun AvE
civilian tactical
you're better of that way
imagine getting in touch with todays internet for the first time
no its full of smoke and i almost got operated on bcs my lungs were full of liquids
i dont even smoke cigs
oh that kind of internet cafe
sorry to hear that
I didn't think about the amount of indoor smoking back when
granted i spend some of my time on clean, internet only cafes
not gaming internet cafes
but still
im lucky i didnt get hooked too much on shitty online games
some people spent literal millions as a child playing these kinds of games
shurr up dont call me out
ham
Not that much of that game
true, but it was 90% playtime on spy (i still suck at spy btw)
Damn 😔
imagine having that kind of money as a kid
so then u dont...
then i eat more and it cancels out the burn
you should rub hot sauce on your dick
why would i do that
build tolerance where it matters
Hey i got one of dem they sweet g19x is sex
what womans pussy is spicy
hello ham and john
ah i see
it seems our paths have crossed again
yeah im gonna be like donkey from the hit 2020 classic chrek
yes
hey man
greed is now that breaking bad guy
have you punched any walls yet?
mace yourself to become immune to pepper spray?
lalo?
on your dick?
whos gonna pepper spray your dick
what if they had a type of cybernetic in cyberpunk that turns your dick into a whip
that would be pretty awesome i tink
that probably exista in the cyberpunk lore we just cant use it
that's a great ice breaker for first dates: "I've built an immunity to pepper spray so no matter how much I get sprayed with I won't even feel it"
then if you dont get her in your bed by the time the date is over you just chase her
because the pepper spray wont help her
yes
im pretty sure spice doesnt even effect skin
just the inside of your mouth and eyes
and lips
all the squishy bits bascially
so itd affect your ass skin is what im getting from this
spamming like on your contont*
do you guys ever just chill in warm house only to feel slightly lower temperature on your elbow?
youre bit concious enough to properly understand anything right now ham
that happens with me on my toes
even if im wearing socks
they just randomly get cold
Circulatory issues
nono listen. the skin on your ass is the same as the one on your lips

whydoes it happen with my elbow then
no its fucking not
what are you talking about
what
bet you can find another account with same pics
John what is he talking about
its the same type of tissue
Porn
i told him that spice only affects squishy bits of our body and now hes saying that lip skin is the same as the skin on our ass
ham the mucles are not the skin, it's the same muscle structure of a sphincter
Cropped porn 
maybe the asshole
Circulatory issues in your elbow, what don't you understand
gogle
The type of skin on your lips is called mucosa. The same skin you can find at your anus. Because the lips and the anus are the two ends of the. pipe called the Alimentary Canal.
thats not how it works
yeah
they mass spammed my photos with LIKE
they hated him because he spoke the truth
my phone was like iufhuidfgfsdujikfwedsgbfui9owesfewfwefweouihfr
nou
thats the anus
you said the whole ass
shut your bitchass up
there is a difference
you shut your hamass up
thats like having a username "[username] and 20 others" right?
i should hire the evil clown to put you in a big pot and cook you alive
the big clown can suck on my big pepper spray proof nutes
house is too clean
true
most likely this photo is stolen
true
maybe the cat is just spoiled
one playground wasnt enough
the void is an infinite playground of many possibilities
true
yoink
bro she looks so fucking malnourished
yeah
yea
eat something woman
😦
shes a shitck
whats a shitck
stick
yes
rescue the cat
somebody ring the dingster
notify 4chan to find the cat
probably not a good idea to give cat a pizza
Fuck you I want pizza now
brother that looks like the most dry lame ass pizza ive ever seen and thats what gives you the pizza munchies?
it looks like pizza
didnt he abuse his cat or something
Pizza shaped food
not sure but i do know some other ytber abused his height to gain viewers
the avocado human
piază de pe telefon nu am avut timp de criza financiara și nu se mai aude ceva
i love that i have this ability
or my phone has this ability rather
to translate?
google had it
good
stolen image
what you trying to find?
you are obsessed with tracking this lady down
oh stalking
that's a case for chemical castration imo 
slayer dave will never see the light
oh dam
slayer dave when layer dave shows up
slayer dave jacked
looks like a manlet ngl
hes taking screen shots
screen caps brother
you copy the link
oh i gotta be logged in
and post it
slayer dave and elephants
what the fuck is this even about again
blur got spammed by some bot and he found the original poster of that image he showed
bro is more in touch with nature than his dignity
and i found that slayer dave
thumb sized mf
so true
could you imagine riding an elephant and your first thought being "i gotta post this shit on insta"
the reason he's in bali or w/e is insta likes
thats sad
context a profile with her pictures spam-liked all my instagram posts within like seconds of each other
i rode a horse and i thought that shit was cool
report 
this dude wrode an elephant and hes souless
already it's been done 🙂
send a zip bomb named btc_wallet_4_myqueen
fucking ay, yeah

zipbombs are always fun
now do these work on modern phones?
just fill it with hundreds of images of insanely hd cats
I imagine it's a pain in the ass to even send zip files on any social media site
yues
not on discord
25mb is the max
its a one two move
for zuccverse sites, 8mbs on non boosted discord server
The point of a zip bomb is it's a few kb due to compression, no?
speaking of kb in zip files
skype had no limit
yall love that 300kb gta 5 highly compressed no viruses 100%?
the chieftain

thats warrior acrually
gimmw youe mother address so i can seduce and fuck sex
he got that smile
pspsps
pic of an animal i own
is my cat a henry or theodore
just curious
i keep debating with friends
over it
hes a bob
leonardo
i agree
hes a fatass
ever heard of this beauty?
almost downloaded it
it's a full game
its calling me
KKrieger
this has to be a trojan that will ignite my pc
I don't want you to download the zip just to demo how small it is
wiat i have a vid of it
The 96KB Game
The game is called .kkrieger. It is a PC game from 2004.
Get the game: https://www.downloadcrew.com/article/35232-kkrieger_beta
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me n who n who
omg me
I want to be put into bed, watch nature documentaries in a sock / sleeping bag
ill pitch in
my grandpa gave me a tent from his army days
stolen from nofancyshitcooking
i use to sleep in it on the floor as a kid
supreme pillow fort?!?
get some paper towel rolls, we building machine guns
with toycontainers and mu 30 blankets
i had alot of toyboxes
so i stacked them to make a crawlspace
andi got like
awesome
iwas so happy then
now
not so much
just trying to play games to go away from reality
womp womp
am i right
bruh, get into that positive mental state. Even if the whole "universe responds" bullshit don't work out you got little things going 
maybe maybe maybe
I found a snickers bar in my pantry today. Very nice morning
so true

but my friends get fucking days off down in the Maryland
hot chocc
explain, what's the 2hr delay thing?

when i gotta leave for the bus im 100% eating the snow
ill do the work for the plow trucks
empty the whole street
i was getting a soda lastnightand there was like 30 deer on the porch
i scared them by cracking it open
someone died while on the menu screen
single active player for weeks now 
we need a good singleplayer zombie game
PZ?
we had the dying light series
we had days gone
bro
pz but in first person
would be
fun
ever played NecroVisioN?

fudged the name
Are those?
necrovision
thats somehow familiar
Succubus signs?
stalker players:
Perhaps
theres a dick there
WHATbb
aka womb tats
thats a dick
2,2 coords
thats a dick
You know
I won’t question you only for the fact that I knew about em
lol
not a chode
there's venice??!/?!
At the dog, shaky shaky shaky!
bro has every succubus mark
i see monke
Think you'd survive a chick with a womb tattoo?
dead island
elements of days gone
Only a fool would think that
cars?
far cry with zombies
Retard Zombies 1
is that before or after being drugged to be farmed by a underground "seed" farming operation
my mode of transportation after spotting kids
BrainsKachow
room-temp-flesh-pit
knocked out, transported 2000km away to some island country with no goverment in SEA
thatd be pretty sick
so you think of a mix of
unrecord, dying light, tarkov
yes
dead island?
maybe?
and days gone
bodycam parkour gives me motion sickness just by imagining it
fuck me lets add mutants
make it also stalker
lets take days gone ability to drive cars
but that's Caribbean islands tho?
make it modern
tarkovs PVE and optional PVP
thats just dayz
add a bodycam option for those who dont want it
what's the most neuron activating action in a zombie game?
were cooking a good game not a shit game
what bout bodycam filter
zombie women in bikinis
dont @ me
lol
I'd say gory headshots
so that's what you're into greed?
blood over tits any time of the day
i did one to a zombie bikini woman in dead island a few years ago
not my proudest explosion but
it happened
heck lets choose gender at the start
NO!
imma be apache helicopter
man all the way
imagine the smell
you can name your character if you want


How bout that prick face after he caught a whiff of that zombie girl ass?
then you move on and a few months later you come across a familiar looking zombie lady, just more pregnant
graphic gore in a zombie apocalypse with elements of tarkov in terms of gunplay in an open world
yes
zombie game with nice gunplay? 
werw not adding state of decay cuz those games are ass
yes
state of dwcay use to be so good
what happened :(
i would love to play it but it just doesnt swing right
we need resident evil zombies
so
big mutants
or
BOWS
and
fuck them bows
tanky ass zombies
yk what bow is right
like nemesis
from RE3
mr x
lady d
lady d is re8 afaik
this worth it?
tf is that
edgy game
dark souls 2d?
american mcgee's alice
im a chad who liked the transformers game
needs ragdoll physics
i will summarize the games we combine
waves of zeds falling over fallen zombies
mutant zombies like the BOWs from reaident evil
SO LIKE WORLD WAR Z?
YEAH
WORKD WAR Z
the zombies can get to you no matter what
they can climb off eachother
Oh boy
to get to you
are mutant zombies not just a pain in the ass?
yk resident evil
think like nemesis zombies
but they wont be invincible
ye, pain in the ass

what's at the core of a good zombie game, that's what I meant before with neuron activation
tarkov gunplay
dying light parkour
dead island 2 gore
resident evil zombies
unrecords body cam filter?
zombie grills in bikinis
resident evil zombies
ya
make em tanky
titans 
na I mean armored core type mechs
fuck it lets add stalker vibe with rad areas that mutate zombies
fallout type power armor
maybe
nah
no npcs
u go in meat to meat
just you
walking tank 
last man on earth
why not add a tank
dog?
this is a lot of short sentences
hypothetical game would get easy
endgame perhaps but you gotta find ammo
crocodile pet
crocodile immune
were cookijg john
unlike dogbone form fo4
chad reptile 
yes im asking what youre cookijg
@hot snow
oh another good one: henry game meele combat
add sam b
tarkov gunplay
dying light parkour
dead island 2 gore
resident evil zombies
unrecords body cam filter?
zombie grills in bikinis
sam b
cuz
that sounds exceptionally miserable
who do you voodoo bitch
yeha fuck you too bud
this is u when im done with you
go punch more walls man
full of holes
like your wall
youll become the wall
im not nearly fat enough
fisted with multiple holes 
this is gettin weird
we were cooking until this party pooper came
and when you finish the tutorial (if there would be one), you wake up on street with bunch of booze around you
such a party pooper
youre the one who brought up fisting for no reason
eh maybe

can only save if you find booze
nah im just fucking around with op firearm mods
yes and greed wants fisting to be in it
imma go finish my site
what site
u don wanna kno
yo a bloodsucker in zomboid 
mindflayer
multiplayer
metro i gotta know does kingdom come deliverence get more fair later on
cuaee holy shit man
☕
everywhere i go all i get to do is grt butfucked by many men
im gonna drink 1 liters of coffee at once
I never finished it tbh 
murdered by a bunch of bandits in some tiny patch of forest
Watched a friend play with a hammer build and he went to town on everyone
my reaction
i liked vanilla pz it was pretty fun
imagine if pz game but with stalker stuff and stalker type map
and its first person
you need play it again just for this
done it hundreds of times
dayyum what a chad
have you ever rigged a car ied and wiped out a couple hundred zombies?
betcha havent
im literally a terrorist
:D
ive been playing as of late
tiny bit of days gone
some insurgency sandstorm
and some roblox
i never go hospital
and i placed 6 pipebombs for each ambulance
louisville will rape ur cpu
doesnt matter
its zomboid
i liked the art museum and the baseball bat factory
also the strip club
👀
wtho
because
Penis
because why
this or roblox bar game
one will force me to 1 shoot americans or 2 shoot terrorists
and the other
will be a calming
maybe a bit
offensive
experience
how about tururyruyryryeuryry uurg
and it has coop multiplayer
because community brought it back and got it to work on modern systems?
because ubisoft can eat a fat dick with siege being a different game just with r6 slapped on it
👀
HENRYYY
turi ip ip... ip ip ip turi ip..
Hoping they fully implement this.
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #China #Gacha
😮
old news, but true
based china
A survival Bandaid made from Birch Polypore.
checks out
what is blud playing even
why he got the red party hat bro
Bruh what are the key resellers cooking
probably a predator or a troll
bro must be a regular
The day before 175 euro

That shit's rare nowadays

took the deranged pill
i got a peak roblox alt name ngl
why do you know
wgy are you a regular in that game

i can tell this is a Roblox hangout game
where kids (<12) tell their fake life stories
Go watch the live streams! https://www.youtube.com/Hyphonix
its some game whre myths go and get popular
or some shit
btw i just found a guy with a swastika armband
go incite some beef with them from the most stupid shit trust me on this dude
beefing with kids on Roblox is so fucking dun
fun
i know
bro you know the games where white children with over obsession with gangs play in roblox?
clips of those games are so funny
da hood
the streets
da hood
the streets is where it began
as far as i know
i played that game and gunned them down alot
and they wouldchase me
lol
greed
also other games inspired by those 2
GREED
WHAT!!
there's a big issue
what
with that image before you catch a fucking ban
delete
think criminality and a recent one called blackout (i spent money on robux to play the latter, but its a high quality game)
dont even delete
mods are gonna see it faster
im cursed
lol
they have message logs 
i know
replace that "Icon" with a 🙂 face
im fucked anyways
it is what it is
ill scribble it out instead
ive seen dudes who posted vile shit and got away with it
true
so youll be fine maybe
roblox does have fun games like phantom forces
yeah ok
your lying
stop lying
thanks
phantom forces got ass
literally unplayable ll
last played it 1 year ago i don't really know whats going on there now
it needs skill based
the game is now officially fully released btw
its considered a finished game (still getting updates)
hi
hello madi
hi
alo
hes a spy
im not too sure of it though
is he a spy guys
more speakings of the deranged
bobux
me when the
average roblox player
bro's barber did him wrong?
well maybe if you read the chat
you would see me
mention
roblox
multiple times
johnson
I saw some hilarious shit in roblox sometimes
Fucking bootleg Arma 3 milsim groups
fuck making realistic roblox avatars, stick to an old roblox theme like a boss..
i cant read the chat because every sentence you say is split in 6 fucking messages
johnson and johnson
of blosason
i am a injection
man cant write a sentence, has to split them up else his monkey brain might explode from overuse
fuck you lol
hes true though
just think about whar ur gonna say first then type the whole messagg
YOUR MOTHER IS A NORTHERN HOG SUCKER...

iit seems the most normal roblox player became less normal
fucking hate this game
why do i bother fr
you did this to yourself by playing some shit rp game
or alteast i assumr thatd what it js
na
fuck i miss autocorrect
people try to rp on it but its just a hangout talky talk game
Go watch the live streams! https://www.youtube.com/Hyphonix
thats such a small amount better
thats like 1% better
the cunt asked if hes cute
im fr
done
going back to bed
after that he said "slaps cheek"
just stop playing those types of games
i play erlc
cancer simulator
to piss off people by gunning them down
then they cry to a mod
bc i
rdmed the
m
i think im gonna go play insurgency sandstorm, pray my fucking wifi isnt absolute malarkey
me luv the pkas sight :))
go play arsenal
i hears insurgency is basically diet squad
rp in roblox is more toxic than fruit punch anomaly
cause youre playing against children
cause its roblox
it could melt your brain in seconds
everyone with half a developed brain is a beast on that shit
yeah a lot of groomers and pedos
aswell
like me
just play normal games man
i manage to 360 noscope kids for funsies
it makes them mad
how does one achieve that
going off what that implies
first time ive seena mod for any sort of thing get paid
thats why i laugh at mods for rp servers on ERLC
because they do it for nothing at all
Moderating giant servers is something not people can and want to do
i dunno flirt with people
Send nudes to server owner
it can also be sent to me
i could give some cookies for it 🍪

I was terrified for a moment because i misheard gachi.
Imagine banning gachi practices o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhH1waXoHy8
aka undermale
gachimuchi / billy herrington x undertale
A part I helped work on for Make Spanking Great Again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQuUuxnsUg
Big thank you to everyone who help me finish my part. I ran into time trouble and all that.
finnotaku: https://www.youtube.com/user/oskari14
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buy steam porn games...
I dont speak the language nor i want to put it in google translate
rats worship
:3

