🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

Why not with peach?

[uncut obsidian]

Mods, ban cori

[midnight cloud]

There is no peach flavor fairy

[broken topaz]

he sounds just like me

[broken topaz]

my sister in christ

you are mods

[glad carbon]

Mods, use this guy's nuts like a newtons cradle

[uncut obsidian]

No im mami

[abstract path]

Oh okay. I'll take it anyway!

[broken topaz]

Mami?

or

Mommy?

[midnight cloud]

Exquisite

[placid sail]

madi isn't a mod, he's a sparkling helper

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/kL68RnH

[broken topaz]

this is actually what it looks like to be high on shrooms

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[placid sail]

loud and clear sir

[abstract path]

Wait really.

[broken topaz]

yea kinda

[abstract path]

No wonder it can give you a psychosis or whatever it is called kn english

[broken topaz]

Colours become more vibrant, thinks kinda look organic, spill over into eachother

Things look like eyes here and there

[abstract path]

I love eyes

[glad carbon]

now wheres the benadryl frog

[brave flax]

this looks like its from berserk

[storm stream]

how does one even get shrooms?

[broken topaz]

Grow em

[abstract path]

Through cori

[brave flax]

damn stomussy is going to make me act up

[broken topaz]

Or that

Yea

[placid sail]

chat, I have no understanding of hardware. 3060 Ti or 4070

[broken topaz]

4070

[glad carbon]

4070

[uncut obsidian]

big number = better

[brave flax]

4070 wont fit anywhere

[glad carbon]

yes

[broken topaz]

yes it will

[glad carbon]

3080 > 4060

[brave flax]

u can put it up ur ass yea

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

but is it worth it if I'm 1440p

[glad carbon]

prolly not

get a better screen before u get a better gpu

[abstract path]

Sounds kinda cool

[brave flax]

hella*

[placid sail]

I dunno, 1440p seems pretty enough

[glad carbon]

2k is good

get 2k

[placid sail]

moooom that weird cat is making me buy even more hardware

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cat-catch-gif-7953800

the weird cat

[brave flax]

damn those expensive

[glad carbon]

2k 144hz

[brave flax]

i mean asus got some decent prices but i’ll buy viewsonic if i buy a new monitor

[placid sail]

but I've just bought 1440p 165hz several months ago

[brave flax]

then stick with it lol

dont go consumer mode

[placid sail]

but the oragne cat told me to upgrade

and he's so fluffy

[midnight cloud]

DONT LISTEN TO GARFIELD

DONT

[placid sail]

weird, intrusive thoughts are saying something reasonable

now I'm even more conflicted

[midnight cloud]

DONT DO IT

[brave flax]

god created him bc he knew humans would have like the fluffy creature

[glad carbon]

thats good

keep that

nvm

[distant quarry]

buy a 8k 144Hz monitor and a 4070

[lament vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/517185216209616899/1104817714314367056/le_missile.mp4

[placid sail]

so 3060 ti then

[glad carbon]

just get a 4070 then if ur fps is poob

[placid sail]

ah, still 4070

[lament vapor]

honestly

[placid sail]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[lament vapor]

i would wait

[placid sail]

for supa?

[lament vapor]

50 series is aalledgedly getting annonced this year

[distant quarry]

the 40XX series is weird

[glad carbon]

gonna get scalped tho

idk

[lament vapor]

and its going to nuke the price of 40 series

[glad carbon]

i wouldnt buy a gpu this year

[placid sail]

looks at my gtx 970 looks like you gotta hold on a little bit more, buddy

maybe I'll even vacuum you

sometime

maybe

[broken topaz]

you will do WHAT

[deep topaz]

huh

[placid sail]

you know

vssssshhh

dust go away

[glad carbon]

he's gonna suck what????

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-horror-high-finger-weird-gif-4266646500597154595

[placid sail]

I don't do it as often as I should honestly

[broken topaz]

GUH

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-suckin-it-finger-troll-cat-gif-21799760

[placid sail]

down beyond bad

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

cori downbad

[inland jackal]

what

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/990659879276544010/2602C6DE-7F87-4A90-AEDC-3640FA2C7553-1.gif

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-war-thunder-meme-war-thunder-tank-gunner-tank-gunner-meme-kia-gif-27389345

[placid sail]

foop

[brave flax]

oops

[uncut obsidian]

cute

[livid pond]

i miss when xx70 cards used to be like 350-400

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892543515106623489/1195579335344660571/cat_missile.gif?ex=65b48106&is=65a20c06&hm=7f2eb321fe81539559341257df0b87e5f4433612636119445493d93d6c2ed845&

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/have-at-thee-ratatouille-gif-11199067726130995678

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1195824142809825432/FB_IMG_1705114533957.jpg?ex=65b56504&is=65a2f004&hm=bde7f8e37801a38d2e5c476a463be7ad3f4aeec2291063a7226d056c9923449f&

[narrow lotus]

paid 630 for mine

yeah the "mid range" for 400 is gone

they got away with it with the 3000 and 4000 series , they wont back off now ever

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713010716562423889/1183121982426984498/WizOnMe.mp4

[placid sail]

rtx bobama 42069 duo oc

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqvcqe9KOW0

[placid sail]

oh no

I've felt an unnatural desire to play modded fallout 4

why

[placid sail]

mods, kill

[deep topaz]

what

not porn

[zealous elm]

mods hang him by his nuts

[deep topaz]

[placid sail]

pull him by his jaws in opposite directions till he tears into two pieces of schleppa

[mystic bluff]

apparently the thing i was gonna do in my next year for college has been removed so im currently going to college for no fucking reason

what the fuck

[deep topaz]

cucked

[mystic bluff]

[zealous elm]

mods bound him to a rock with chains and have his liver eaten by an eagle then regrown overnight every day for eternity

[mystic bluff]

okay but unironically they removed it without announcing anything

im gonna HOPE its for the people that join next year

[deep topaz]

are you sure it isn't a seasonal degree

/ class

penn state had a lot of those

classes you can only take in the spring or autumn semesters

[placid sail]

huh

[river robin]

mods castrate this man for cringe

chop his fucking dick off

[deep topaz]

mods that's cropped hentai !!!!!!!

literally !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[placid sail]

finally

dogmeat here I go

[river robin]

ay yo what the fuck

[river robin]

YO HOLD UP

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

[placid sail]

[deep topaz]

HUH

[river robin]

mods need to purge this channel

[pale ingot]

based

sex modpack

[river robin]

"based"
bro he just talked about fucking dogs

[placid sail]

of course, a giant ass tacticool modpack

we must make every game into a tacticool

literally unplayable if every game is not rainbox cox smidge

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/912676.mp4

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-brick-hit-fish-toink-spongebob-gif-24552343

[deep topaz]

appalachian artillery

[placid sail]

video games were a mistake.

I'm getting back to reading book and selling my pc.

[fluid coyote]

escape from falco

[placid sail]

you can't

pray to gods you have enough cash to buy him nitro

and that you're too old for him

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL GOOD MODDING WOOOOO

CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA

[river robin]

Brainrot

[placid sail]

I'll take an anime modpack over two SEPARATE escape from tarkov modpacks any day

[undone wave]

we'll do anything to avoid actually playing tarkov

[deep topaz]

we all want SP tarkov

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fallout4-fallout4mod-gif-26189248

[placid sail]

peak gaming

[glad carbon]

peak

[placid sail]

fallout 4 finally not being the blandest thing in existence

[glad carbon]

fallout 4 tarkov is meh

remove alot of the weird guns that have fucked up damage stats

@placid sail play fallout new vegas DUST mod

[ruby minnow]

imagine modding fallout 4 to be an immersive survival game

instead of sex

[glad carbon]

fallout 4 deathclaw sex mod

[placid sail]

I briefly tried it, the gameplay was refreshing as fuck

[glad carbon]

real btw

[placid sail]

an actual danger, enemies not being bullet sponges, melee system actually making sense

no wait

ah no no no

haven't tried dust

only heard

but I tried frost

[glad carbon]

frost is good

[broken topaz]

Is frost now as complete as DUST?

cause dust was sick as hell

[glad carbon]

i think so

they're doing ai for some of the speech stuff now I think

instead of having unvoiced protag

[broken topaz]

Cringe

Rather have unvoiced

[glad carbon]

since fallout 4 has a voiced protag and it feels weird to switch between having some lines voiced and some not

might not be the same idk

its been ages since i played frost

[broken topaz]

Or hire some fucking dude to Voice over the parts you need

AI is cringe

Unless they get Brian Delaney's consent

And whoever voiced the female

[midnight tree]

also brian delaney

(after playing escape from tarkov)

[broken topaz]

Nuh uh

[midnight tree]

yuh uh

[storm stream]

looks like he bottomed out and smashed the engine or front subframe into the edge of the tarmac

[broken topaz]

he what and smashed what?

https://tenor.com/view/huh-side-eye-cat-gif-16471776482851656018

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1102549641859444796/1651692724182.gif

[glad carbon]

you and who

[sage otter]

That 8am-11pm sleep hits different

[heavy peak]

Iedy
Who else

[glad carbon]

@sterile dome

[midnight tree]

the beast

[glad carbon]

dubious creature

[pastel quartz]

No I’d have to post the other one for that

[storm stream]

bottoming out is when the car is at its lowest possible height above the surface

[glad carbon]

😩

he bottomed out

nahmean

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-banana-bat-gif-24680277

[broken topaz]

ah okay I was not familiar with that meaning

:3

[glad carbon]

so true

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595

[solar coral]

i wish this was me

[broken topaz]

so true bestie

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-burguer-cringe-look-bro-you-just-posted-cringe-gif-25162459

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802232952573394954/1038920088725749780/romania.gif

[solar coral]

Least burglary pilled romanian

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[deep topaz]

https://imgur.com/qO63YnJ

if romania ever unlocks jetpack technology they gonna be stealing planes outta the sky

[placid sail]

fallout 4 has genuinely one of the worst dialogs I've seen in games

not being able to talk much in frost was very welcome

yes, no, question, sarcastic my fucking ass

[rare mica]

Dungeonsynth artists

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-dinner-gif-13964365

love me some steank

[placid sail]

tsek

[sterile dome]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-image-perms-flex-image-flexx-gif-20201451

[glad carbon]

me rn

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-apple-cat-cat-close-up-gif-1736986568061001246

[deep topaz]

pinch and roll is so strange

feels like there's sand in there and the pinch breaks it up

[pliant hamlet]

Artifact list

[deep topaz]

marbles are cool

[narrow lotus]

damn those were cool shit

[livid pond]

kidney stone collection

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771388713212051478/1097023472229695498/EDDC7ED0-4616-4E5B-8294-43954B6927CA.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771388713212051478/1027484815513100308/1_0_GIF_2.gif

[lost epoch]

Who put a Chernobyl filter in this

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[magic tartan]

misinput sry

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[pale ingot]

poop penis,. dick

[deep topaz]

man i just realised

shotguns with flechette are going to fuck so hard this wipe in Tarky

[deep topaz]

cause most armor carriers only have L2 aramid around the plates

[pale ingot]

i just love the little fucking head turns

[glad carbon]

yeah

carriers that were level 5 now have level 3 aramid

but ehhhh

ammo pens ALOT less than it should rn

[sage otter]

Is the cheating problem still a thing in Tarkov ?

[glad carbon]

ps12b takes 2 shots to pen level 4

[broken topaz]

I have seen atleast 5 videos of people shooting themselves

[glad carbon]

always will be

[broken topaz]

trying to learn quick draws like that

its funny

[deep topaz]

tarkov's cheating thing is so weird

[sage otter]

Damn that’s the reason I’m not playing it tbh

[deep topaz]

SO many times have I died by people who shoot me in the jaw with the first bullet

[pale ingot]

Yeees... I should learn how to quickdraw a gun........ Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss....................

[deep topaz]

but the server latency makes you wonder if it was actually the first or the third that killed you

but then i run into people that like...actually aren't laser accurate and we have a small skirmish

even if I die, that's still far more satisfying

and it's impossible to tell who's cheating

[sage otter]

Yeah thàts another issue

[deep topaz]

flechette also pens 31

[sage otter]

But some are blatantly flying

[pale ingot]

just install silent aimbot trust

[glad carbon]

you can check stats now

[sage otter]

Imagine if Tarkov allocated some money to having a actual staff

So much potential

[mystic bluff]

make it reality

[placid sail]

rest in peace Ivanko

[deep topaz]

i have the hat all the way on the middle right

[placid sail]

nice

[wraith osprey]

proof?

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cruelty-squad-you-gif-22589517

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stats-kun-paws-dance-gif-15242164727911253697

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/ekmek-yiyen-kangal-gif-26090918

[inland jackal]

Me when emission

[glad carbon]

just use the anabiotic, ez

snooze thru it

[inland jackal]

I don't got anabiotics laying around in my backpack. (I'm fucking broke)

[glad carbon]

brokie

jsut kill mono boys

[lost epoch]

Anabiotics? What am i, some kind of billionaire ?!

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-rubix-cube-world-record-real-gif-21540339

Woop woop!

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/stacey-welsh-kaitlyn-coonse-olivia-cinnamon-cereal-skimmyunk-m-kat-gif-18872521

he is cinna-mon

[finite quest]

bombuhclat!

[deep topaz]

i only ever had apple jacks a couple times

but they were pretty good

i LOVED the smorz cereal

but it must've been one of their low run brands cause I could never find it in stock

cinnamon sugar graham crackers, chocolate, marshmallows

couldn't beat that combo

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892543515106623489/1195579335344660571/cat_missile.gif?ex=65b48106&is=65a20c06&hm=7f2eb321fe81539559341257df0b87e5f4433612636119445493d93d6c2ed845&

[placid sail]

supreme hat choice

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1195873652730769498/woops.mp4?ex=65b59321&is=65a31e21&hm=7507289614bc05e17d7a26576bc36d446b6eb68d9cf0be721cc6c48de99cd03e&

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-why-bats-arent-as-scary-as-you-think-fruit-bats-munching-yummy-gif-21827449

[mystic bluff]

is this ksibidi toilet

[glad carbon]

whats wrong with his hands

[sage otter]

Yeah what's wrong with them ?

Looks pretty normal to me

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-gif-24016803

[deep topaz]

when i saw it at first i thought it was that mod that lets you play as a monster

[finite quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3_6nonIjxQ looks pretty dope

dreary and depressing

[inland jackal]

I just started my current run

[mystic bluff]

you're gonna die

[inland jackal]

I literally have nothing but a Five seveN

[mystic bluff]

lol say goodbye to damage

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1195814678144753744/copy_A2984F92-829E-478A-B8E2-E26EB7100B40.mp4?ex=65b55c34&is=65a2e734&hm=9e926f87bbbec5c5352acab35d217835700f55498f19e04b0f623a086f1beee9&

[storm stream]

any Germans in chat

[sage otter]

Truly a autobahn moment

[glad carbon]

poor mf

cant even streetwalker for merc guys

[final cedar]

gets passed by a hobbyists VW Golf Mk 2

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892543515106623489/1195579335344660571/cat_missile.gif?ex=65b48106&is=65a20c06&hm=7f2eb321fe81539559341257df0b87e5f4433612636119445493d93d6c2ed845&

[broken topaz]

It is the law

If the road is clear and you arent overtaking, you must be in the rightmost lasne

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/shiba-cute-dog-puppy-inu-gif-22827119

[deep topaz]

perro

[glad carbon]

gato

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/912738.mp4

its wing feathers are messed up

[glad carbon]

crackhead bird

[storm stream]

that's not crack

[glad carbon]

[midnight tree]

so fvcking epic.....

[deep topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jnqrgSKw32M?feature=share

[toxic sundial]

🗣️

[tulip ravine]

Same here but for the left

[final cedar]

dog

[tulip ravine]

Undertaking on the left is illegal unless the vehicle infront has signs displaying you can or the traffic in right hand lanes is moving slower

Not much mate

Just hating some junctions in the uk

[final cedar]

singed off so it can't fly away

what cha eating

[tulip ravine]

Because the way they are designed so like

You might have 4 lane junction right

So you might have 2 for going straight turning right

Then you will have like a mini slip road for turning left

[final cedar]

surfnturf?

[tulip ravine]

Then if you are turning right you have to wait in the middle of the junction while oncoming traffic comes past

And you have someone turning right on other side blocking your view

[final cedar]

chicken, beef and crab?

[placid sail]

speed

rage

fury

[final cedar]

boomers living life

[tulip ravine]

Kinda like this

[final cedar]

food budget cut

[tulip ravine]

The box means you can’t enter it unless your exit is clear

[final cedar]

mhmm I want some meat now too

[tulip ravine]

You can enter if turning right though

[final cedar]

that's smart, otherwise you end up with idiots clogging up the lanes

[tulip ravine]

I mean

You shouldn’t wait in a junction anyway

[final cedar]

way too many do

[tulip ravine]

Not here

You get done for it

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/TNEpJlhG5F4?si=-udCo7atfWrYapZk

[tulip ravine]

Just glad I don’t have to deal with this

5 mini roundabouts around a larger roundabout

[final cedar]

foggin insane

[tulip ravine]

I’ll give my best go at drawing how I assume your meant to drive it

[final cedar]

these can't be more efficient

[final cedar]

soft mangoes

[tulip ravine]

That’s my best attempt

[tulip ravine]

Done right roundabouts are easy

Give way to right and traffic already on the roundabout and your good

[final cedar]

mangoes delish

mhmm

I get sick approximately 1.8 mangoes in

I want some without seed

just peel and eat right in

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-rdr2-red-dead-redemption-gif-23061857

[deep topaz]

you'd love that if you got the chance

[uncut obsidian]

sir i'm not a furry

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/boys-kiss-boys-kissing-boykisser-mauzy-mauzymice-gif-7128191481398927136

[feral kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1121173377969819859/comment_LYS2YHTHxkIB7HiBSX4CTyawsftChvsu.gif

[glad carbon]

madi why'd you click on it

[uncut obsidian]

i wonder

[glad carbon]

whats up gayboy

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/plsjessie-jimin-gay-emoji-jimin-park-jimin-bts-gif-26514152

smartest thief

[feral kiln]

waiting for Tarkov Devs to add Strelok as a Scav boss

in another timeline

[final cedar]

I realized I had some canned pineapple and mangoes left over, just finished 2x480g and now I'm sick too

[feral kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1188526186305966141/40_funny.gif?ex=659ad844&is=65886344&hm=f0e9312248a68b7bee64bd3dbcff2d1ccb7f1b848189299e77d0afc4a0eb276b&

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/strv-stridsvagn-sunday-103-103b-gif-23407002

[final cedar]

S-AVE the trees-tank

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/strv-stridsvagn-103-strv103-sunday-gif-22711273

[vast dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHbqHx3TLBE

[marsh geode]

@weary kindle you gonna unbrainfart me or nah

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

Been two weeks

[glad carbon]

asking josta

[marsh geode]

He's the one who went and farted on me

[glad carbon]

yeah hes not gonna be any help

[marsh geode]

Look man, I have gout

I deserve to be able ot talk in newbie chat

I have sufered enough

These painkillers are something

[marsh geode]

I know not your social circles

Only that my punishment has been unreasonable and harsh

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-braveheart-gif-4392571

And who is this

Hell, before I got farted on I said that I'd stop shitposting if it wasn't funny

Never intend to outright annoy more people than I entertain

[toxic sundial]

Going to put Madi in the microwave

[marsh geode]

You keep saying that name but I don't see a discord handle

[uncut obsidian]

[marsh geode]

Do you think that you could use an artefact as a sex toy

[uncut obsidian]

nvm

[marsh geode]

lmfao

I saw my role flicker

I'll be a good boy I promise

I won't even talk about shitting yourself in a suit

Does anyone think that's a good idea

Clearly we have learned nothing from the failure of the American prison system

https://tenor.com/view/rd_btc-mad-angry-gif-21817431

Just remember that I'm not locked in here with you

[green crag]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRcp11Ya/

:53

Stalker is in this

[marsh geode]

You're in here with me

[green crag]

Kpop loves stalker

[marsh geode]

be me
tormented for shitposting in the shitposting channel

[magic tartan]

aren't you the dude made a article about shitting inside armors ?

[marsh geode]

Hell yeah

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-rizzler-jeff-the-killer-jeff-the-chad-chad-jeff-jeff-to-chad-gif-27680695

[marsh geode]

based

It's kinda weird that discord doesn't have a "timed mute" or "timed role assignment" feature

Not built in at least

[deep topaz]

they do have a timed mute

or at least they did

[marsh geode]

Could swear that you need to harass a mod

[toxic sundial]

Give nose back

[marsh geode]

Would you guys subscribe to a Strelok Onlyfans?

[uncut obsidian]

p!ifunny

[foggy mantle]

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[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771388713212051478/1071502907435921528/D1604373-7A2B-41E8-A1C0-46661F9291F4.gif

[toxic sundial]

:3

[marsh geode]

It's about being free to do stuff vs being obligated

[marsh geode]

Hey, how funny was that post anyways

I might expand it

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-mech-oh-boy-jumping-front-mission-gif-4939368

[storm stream]

it's been said and everyone knows it but I'll say it again
WT is a buncha fucking horseshit

[magic tartan]

very

[marsh geode]

All great artists suffer for their art

I was unfairly persecuted, surely

[deep topaz]

warthunder has its good and its bad

[magic tartan]

is leaking documents are on bad or good side ?

[deep topaz]

the actions of its players are uncontrollable

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stare-side-eye-side-eye-meme-ginger-cat-gif-9337430562745204577

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi Skom Hi Schleppa

[deep topaz]

greetings

[uncut obsidian]

hi boy feline

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1195927398697422980/tumblr_s4owz08p2d1z7ukda.mp4?ex=65b5c52f&is=65a3502f&hm=6f9a5af9b152d79d0947b6b3b3e8dc87c9b1ab173f2f07417e85ceb88f2df591&

[tulip ravine]

Mr fresh my beloved

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-gif-13890949620129424116

[robust cove]

El Chupacabra ☝️

[tulip ravine]

Oh wait

That isn’t mr fresh

That’s miss judge

[glad carbon]

hi pavlo

my 11th favorite server member

@pastel quartz

[oblique spire]

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-cat-sad-cat-crying-cat-gif-23620606

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/pbping-pbping-pointless-pbping-detector-pb-gif-24420804

[oblique spire]

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/pbping-pbping-pointless-pbping-detector-pb-gif-24420804

[oblique spire]

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/pbping-pbping-pointless-pbping-detector-pb-gif-24420804

[oblique spire]

Post pointless ping if you like big black men

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/pbping-pbping-pointless-pbping-detector-pb-gif-24420804

[oblique spire]

GOT HIS ASS

[undone wave]

why does he look like two little kids in a trench coat

[storm stream]

[oblique spire]

cap

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/pbping-pbping-pointless-pbping-detector-pb-gif-24420804

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506176959500517376/1170828201350660156/RDT_20231105_1353085155169618298581523.jpg?ex=65ad843c&is=659b0f3c&hm=bf1d7df73b33c3ef0172132dc7c4d4f89e80655872bb936e83a0cadc758a3720&

[uncut obsidian]

@placid sail pov

[undone wave]

I've pledged my heart and soul to gregorious T.

none of this create sh*it

[gusty willow]

Checkmate king 2 this is white rook over

[pastel quartz]

rest in peace billy herrington

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/pbping-pbping-pointless-pbping-detector-pb-gif-24420804

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1159987647083708596/B4EEA26B-D28F-4C99-A5F6-5A6D1215DCE6.jpg?ex=65b438ae&is=65a1c3ae&hm=441afd9cf58487be11c295cbf7ba548911c58a76a17e12f87029da0626d7cab8&

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/judgment-kaito-lost-judgment-gif-23782042

[glad carbon]

inside you there are a billion little worms, peel off your skin

[lost epoch]

Last i checked there was just some nasty red liquid

Had to drain it all

[final cedar]

mhmm, lots of protein, healthy fats

[final cedar]

grinch

[runic kernel]

Hi Rav ラブレス 🇺🇸 Hi metro Hi llama Hi Frog

[glad carbon]

i thought that meant retarded, not literally a mongol

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/460239204056563716/1136308748663673005/blinks.gif?width=390&height=390

[oblique spire]

ALO GATO

[glad carbon]

hi yama

[oblique spire]

herro frog

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/blinkerskel-kitkel-nicko-blinkers-kitkel-gif-25586587

[pastel quartz]

guten morgen

[toxic sundial]

Hello cated boy how is your day been

[uncut obsidian]

muten gorgen

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-gif-26264120

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-tired-cute-fall-gif-17673985

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-corn-ungry-hungry-eating-corn-gif-7897761002079597507

[tulip ravine]

Yous wanna know somet mad

Apparently in like 2019 the uk grew and exported like 70% of the worlds legal market

Weed*

Yet still illegal here

[uncut obsidian]

nota horse

[toxic sundial]

Only just horse sized

[undone wave]

my friend is incredibly fucking high right now (weed)
what foods should I suggest

[crimson flame]

cyanide

[uncut obsidian]

Elephants foo(d)

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-elephants-foot-radiation-my-beloved-i-love-gif-22836647

[glad carbon]

cereal

[undone wave]

i fucking love corium yum

[uncut obsidian]

@broken topazum

[storm stream]

fresh fruit and berries

[toxic sundial]

Nota elephant

[uncut obsidian]

an*

[glad carbon]

corium 235

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/latex-suit-blaine-gibson-rooster-gif-19727475

holy shit

don't search corium in gifs

i found @broken topaz's personal gif stash

[toxic sundial]

Who knows 🐘

[glad carbon]

it really is

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-boil-my-beloved-heart-gif-8187814640461324340

Good morning

[magic tartan]

would

[severe flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6xCwWsiPkQE?si=eitzYzqoC9au9Ef6

[runic kernel]

Hi Samantha
Im getting Signals posts on instagram now
How dare you fill my algorithm with lesbians

[river zealot]

Hello Lesbian one

[river zealot]

Hello froge

[weak jackal]

oops

[river zealot]

Hello catboyo

[runic kernel]

Hi Artyom

[uncut obsidian]

the government knows that you talk to lesbians
the government marked you as lesbian
you are now lesbian

[weak jackal]

welcome to the club

i made choccies

[runic kernel]

Yay choccies

@weak jackal is my profile now correct is this the lesbian taking over

[glad carbon]

[toxic sundial]

Whoever outbid me your mom's a hoe

Also girl coming over tonight

[uncut obsidian]

ewwwwwww women

they're not real

you're gonna get kidnapped

[toxic sundial]

Well she's coming to my house for shots idk we'll see

[uncut obsidian]

what shots? back?

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-cat-gif-26602443

[uncut obsidian]

same brotha

[toxic sundial]

Whiskey and maybe 🤫

[oblique spire]

why did you just turn into someone from southern US

[toxic sundial]

Remind me again are women the ones you have to wear condoms with or is that the other one?

[uncut obsidian]

merica

[oblique spire]

you either turned into that or someone from the local coles

[uncut obsidian]

don't touch ma fukin truck

[uncut obsidian]

it's both

[toxic sundial]

Infecting Madi with the america virus

[oblique spire]

right im gonna go play some CoC while i wait for tarkov to get me into a raid

[uncut obsidian]

y'all liberal sissies always comin' onto my lawn and telling ME how I should live my fuckin' LIFE!!!

[toxic sundial]

Idk if you could get dudes pregnant I'd already be a father

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/kkaper-by-gapbl4-gif-7722243

[uncut obsidian]

it's about stds

[toxic sundial]

Thosr aren't real, liberal propaganda

[uncut obsidian]

Real

Your statement is

[toxic sundial]

Shes here :3

[atomic crane]

Beautiful. I'm stealing this.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1121173377969819859/comment_LYS2YHTHxkIB7HiBSX4CTyawsftChvsu.gif

[brave flax]

my coffee looks like its been through something

[inland jackal]

anyone down for some breinfart smp?

[wide basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/557979489968193557/1195916715079508068/Briskers.mp4?ex=65b5bb3b&is=65a3463b&hm=b754b572a6d75404a3d41800433611673ddb41f70332751b486ac6b68353fa1e&

[toxic sundial]

Shit ive had an audiobook subscription that's been taking like 10$ a month for the past year

😦

[pale ingot]

idioit

[toxic sundial]

😭

[pale ingot]

poop head

[toxic sundial]

[pale ingot]

wen you were born doctor say " ooooooooo smelly this baby stinky" and you were dropped on head because doctor hold nose

[toxic sundial]

I fuck your mom

[final cedar]

me too, nice lady

[inland jackal]

What the fuck?

https://imgur.com/3UJyERJ

he sleep

[rancid iris]

literally me

[final cedar]

not gonna touch on that aussie bandit?

[inland jackal]

i looted them all at yanov, no worries

selling everything at that research lab in jupiter

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to trianqren_art

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

oh no

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna shitpost

Have a lovely day

[final cedar]

copper in ammonia?

expleen

that from some titration exercise?

[pastel quartz]

Electrochemistry

[final cedar]

mhm

[pastel quartz]

I will produce gunpowder from basic materials this month

And I will built a firework

[final cedar]

blackpowder or nitrate based smokeless?

[pastel quartz]

Blacpowder

From potassium nitrate

[final cedar]

nitrocellulose is fun to make

blackpowder too

[pastel quartz]

I will use a guide made by pentagon

At 1969

[final cedar]

Mg rod wrapped in teflon makes fun sparklers

[pastel quartz]

You know waht

[vagrant zodiac]

[pastel quartz]

Once you obtain concentrated sulfuric acid

You can create every type of acid you want

Such as nitric acid

[final cedar]

I can't get any sulfuric acid, I threw all my car batteries in the ocean

[pastel quartz]

You can even obtain hydrofluoric acid

By using sodium floride

Its general chemistry mate

[final cedar]

zamn toothpaste gone bad

[pastel quartz]

I can give you a tutiton by no cost

I'm a chemist

https://tenor.com/view/gman-gif-20426891

[final cedar]

at which point do you get to call yourself a chemist?

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

timestamp it

paper with current date next to it

[pastel quartz]

What

Ok

[final cedar]

right on my dude 🤙

[pastel quartz]

Chemist sdalker

[final cedar]

did you enroll on the 08-09-2021?

[pastel quartz]

How

[pale ingot]

MY BELOVED

[unborn geode]

[atomic crane]

sdolger fantasy

[unborn geode]

are you playing fortnite ?

[fading shuttle]

thats fallout

[atomic crane]

im playing a anomaly modpack called Sdolger: Fantasy

[unborn geode]

Sometimes I don't understand why everything is uploaded here, from the food to the animals. Shouldn't this actually be a meme channel?

[atomic crane]

this is the moderators' grooming channel

[pastel quartz]

@final cedar dude

Are u alive

[unborn geode]

metro is also good game

[fading shuttle]

too bad i didnt like exodus

[unborn geode]

me to

artyom plot armor is just nuts

[atomic crane]

nut armor

[fading shuttle]

oh no i just wasnt interested in that whole "leaving the metro" shtick

i wanted to go back

[unborn geode]

story is also from an 10 year old

Miller's choice is also ridiculous

[atomic crane]

hard to talk about it without spoiling

[final cedar]

Oh, they have the student ID in the QR code as well as the registration date

[unborn geode]

and the fact that Artyom simply can't speak becomes an absolute nightmare, especially when a question is asked and you can't answer

[pastel quartz]

Oh

[final cedar]

it's the brain damage from getting mindprobed by the black ones

[pastel quartz]

Being student for a 3 year and learnin this now

[fading shuttle]

oh no i loved artyom being a silent protagonist, just pretended i was gordon freeman

[pastel quartz]

Gordon Freeman

[final cedar]

crossover

[pastel quartz]

My beloved

Thats why I'm a science student

[final cedar]

the nukes didn't drop, metro folks just hiding from the combine in the tunnels

[unborn geode]

[atomic crane]

did artyom have lines during loading screens like the other games? i cant remember

[final cedar]

he narrated in both 2033 and last light

[atomic crane]

it was a little annoying that they didnt put any lines into the gameplay, but eh it was fun game

lake baikal, the dream

[final cedar]

man the first metro game was so tense cause I read the books first, but the reveal of the monster in D6 was so underwhelming

[atomic crane]

FUCK the amoebae

all my homies hate amoebae

[final cedar]

should've been a blob

[brave flax]

hes studying chemistry in university so its normal

[atomic crane]

my chemistry professor succeeded in making me hate it and have zero interest in it

made it the least fun it could have possibly been

[brave flax]

cant imagine learning chemistry with a shit teacher lol

[atomic crane]

holy shit it made me want to kms

[final cedar]

I'm really thinking of signing up to study it at my local Uni, but I don't understand org chem and think I'll just get burned out trying to learn at the same pace at all those young students

[brave flax]

u have internet access, study the basics then go

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-3929988093931252469

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mistake-murder-execution-gun-harry-gif-19890471

[brave flax]

khan academy has a lot of great videos on explaining highschool level organic chemistry

[unborn geode]

Artyom, of course, survives everything that happens and the supporting characters who play throughout the metro die like flies without really being introduced in the game. Whenever a next character died, I thought "okay time to move on"

[brave flax]

romanian spotted

[pastel quartz]

Put that down, old man. You might hurt your wrist and the nurse told us to stop bringing you to the hospital.

[pastel quartz]

he's very proud to be romanian like me

[brave flax]

arent we all

everyones romanian from the roota

[unborn geode]

I'm Chinese

[pastel quartz]

all humans come from romania and china is no exception

[brave flax]

+150 social credit has been deposited into your account

[unborn geode]

you are pure love

[unborn geode]

There are people who use the left hand, the right hand or both hands

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-gyatt-latino-rizz-gif-9758544438052612845

[uncut obsidian]

"People"

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1136282362850840737/6peEMLh7ozD1SLQ_.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/792545064505180180/829123334998065152/video0_4_2.mp4

[inland jackal]

hm

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/623387301665439744/712418819083075674/ripsave_-_hdef1x6vtjl41.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478355256099733514/713298947438805044/U2475OZmS5gcynYf.mp4

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297622653181886464/1013522248889532416/Snapchat-922907167.mp4

[unborn geode]

is this fallout 67

[ocean pulsar]

yea

[unborn geode]

These days you can make a meme out of almost anything

[atomic crane]

so true

[inland jackal]

oguzy

[pastel quartz]

Uncanny content (literally shitpost)

[pastel quartz]

Sir yes sir

[inland jackal]

hows you is

[unborn geode]

sounds like he has sex

[pastel quartz]

Pretty fucked up. Its hard to understand electro chemistry

With ad fucking hd

[inland jackal]

just use capacitors

[pastel quartz]

At where

[inland jackal]

just put in a few

[midnight cloud]

Really resonates the psyche

[red sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196026703781306420/1196047310333943912/francus360_2023-12-02-19-55-19_1701510919397.mp4?ex=65b634dc&is=65a3bfdc&hm=07b5955de5eead6419231dda7a268339aa0d012208be237a4f6298dafce5a746&

[inland jackal]

i just raided whole bandit camp in jupiter, no meds or food

[unborn geode]

very god my friend, those scums got what they deserve

Even if I'm Merc, I hate these people

[wanton bronze]

Chonky

[crimson flame]

that symbol is way too big

[mystic bluff]

the mercest

first the left
then the right
depends on your age

[shadow wyvern]

both at once

[mystic bluff]

i was thinking that but realistically no

[inland jackal]

And im monolith in disguise freedomer but same as you i hate bandits

[unborn geode]

they kill always the good nerds

good nerds

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381520882608373761/1196011406609358928/q3sytca0t9cc1DASH_360.mp4?ex=65b6136c&is=65a39e6c&hm=515005193e9e2d7ce02cedb0ce089e29e756d5f7e2abe210914bd50fedccc2ff&

[austere shadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/PunchingCat/status/1746351462995865880.mp4

[austere shadow]

2 - don't be truthful
46 - don't wear a seatbelt
119 - don't try keep your balance
193 - don't do your job
232 - don't breathe
283 - don't do laundry
339 - don't be in pain
497 - Don't pick up the ping pong ball

[inland jackal]

Just do what she says

[austere shadow]

Make her do what you want

[inland jackal]

I was just adding to the list

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1196063018887417866/RDT_20240114_130630.mp4?ex=65b6437d&is=65a3ce7d&hm=96856ae4654a8746f631b4ccd13fb4114aaccfc307bb531150f908207b29b669&

[placid sail]

do not cum

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-john-trump-im-gonna-come-gif-25102111

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kamala-harris-do-not-come-kamala-vice-president-harris-gif-21977264

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-hands-up-ahh-gif-22482607

okay

whatever

[ocean pulsar]

This is what healthy debate looks like

[uncut obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[uncut obsidian]

wht

[narrow lotus]

Respekt , fellow Merc Enjoyer

[placid sail]

so brainfart has a chance

[inland jackal]

Pepi in minecraft

[placid sail]

𝓑𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓰

[inland jackal]

Now say bober kurwa

[placid sail]

ⓑⓞⓑⓔⓡ ⓚⓤⓡⓦⓐ

[narrow lotus]

Explain

[uncut obsidian]

the guy crossing the road is a cop who presses the button on the traffic light to change it to red

and the cop car immediately catches those who don't get enough time to stop

[wanton bronze]

Wow

[placid sail]

well that feature isn't exactly smooth

[narrow lotus]

thats such a classic clown move from our eastern european law

[placid sail]

laws exist only as an excuse for the government to fuck you over

it's like ERP except you don't have any fun

[wanton bronze]

Political

[uncut obsidian]

they just found an infinite money glitch

[dreamy flax]

@placid sail (bz11k) has been muted for 7 days for reason: bypassed a slur with emotes once again - you'll cook up for a ban eventually if you won't stop -7d

[steady trellis]

[crimson flame]

poor lad

[steady trellis]

finding out is divine

[dreamy flax]

@robust cove (giganticpavlo) has been muted for 7 days for reason: another political/war related meme, you should really stop posting controversial stuff -7d

[pale ingot]

there goes half of brainfart for another week, i guess

[uncut obsidian]

the last season of brainfart is coming

[ocean pulsar]

It's gonna be like boruto with all the interesting people gone after naruto

[pale ingot]

then we're gonna have the reboot season where theres a mass unban wave and every shithead floods back into brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

no reason

[pale ingot]

itd be funny though

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart 2 exists anyways

[brave flax]

what did he post is it deleted

[inland jackal]

Wha happen

[brave flax]

they got shut

[inland jackal]

Kek

[fresh rose]

Finally this shit was ass ever since season 8

Show fell off

[oblique spire]

another 2 good ones gone for a week

[fresh rose]

Nah theyll come back next season

Its like when they "kill" a character and then realize the source material has them actually dying a few episodes later and they come back

[uncut obsidian]

nah

Next season is early February

That shit is gonna be the great finale

[fresh rose]

Season 13

[brave flax]

what happens after that

[royal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-shit-cat-gif-16379601810076174449

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-cat-blink-cute-heyyitsaj-gif-3451531398210095357

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

https://tenor.com/view/hello-baby-puss-in-boots-shrek-shrek-2-excuse-me-gif-18100776156161380790

https://tenor.com/view/based-kneel-dark-souls-gif-24182729

[uncut obsidian]

the universe resets

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/beholder-beholder-game-police-police-brutality-beating-gif-10798843282180847299

[pastel quartz]

What should I eat

I hunger

[fresh rose]

8 spinoff series' get launched

Mainly fear the brainfart

Its gonna have 8 seasons

[brave flax]

better call brainfart?

[marsh geode]

Alright so I've decided to expand my essay on the ergonomics of shitting yourself in various stalker suits. I won't be including all of them in this report because a lot of them are just tactical webbing. I'm gonna be using a list from Call of Pripyat as well. I will begin with lower tier ones and work my way up.

So, you might be asking "why would I shit myself in a stalker suit?"

I can't help but laugh. Sometimes, your nerves get the better of you. Sometimes you get pinned down for hours and hours. Sometimes you make the foolish choice of eating mutant meat and washing it down with caffeinated beverages. Point is, it is a concern and it's important to keep in mind. Perhaps there's even an artefact that makes you shit yourself. Sometimes people void their bowels when shot too.

Sometimes, you just don't get a choice or don't have time. Hence this list, for roleplaying considerations. It's my sincerest hope that they reference this in stalker 2.

To start: Rookie Jackets / Trench Coats. These are just normal clothes. If you shit yourself in these you can just change your underwear and wash your pants. Chances are that you'll be ridiculed but gently because people will be a little bit more understanding considering you're probably a rookie. Nothing special here.

Sunrise Suits and their sub-types: So these are basically just worn over underwear. I'd actually imagine that unless your shit is particularly acidic the rubberized fabric would make cleaning significantly easier! And most of these appear to be two-piece, so you could just wash the pants and not get any feces on your vest or jacket. It would also be imperative to swap out your boots and socks, since from what models I can see, most stalkers tuck their pant legs into their boots, and you do not want fecal bacteria to get into your boots, giving you septic trench-foot. Not too bad, you'll probably the be the butt of jokes at the camp for a while.

Combat Webbing / Tactical Rig based BDU's like the Berill, CS-3a or Guardian of Freedom suit. Again, most of these are two-piece and made of special fabrics, so cleaning would be easy depending on the consistency of the feces. However, the professionalism and prestige that you would get would set a certain expectation, and waddling back to camp smelling of shit and leaving a chocolate trail would be embarassing. If you don't tuck your pants into your boots, that is.

And now we arrive to various patterns of armor that are one piece.

The aptly named Skat-9 armor, or "bulat" or "shell" armors that you see the military and duty wear would be an abject nightmare to salvage from a fecal emission. As best as I can tell, they are comprised of a singular jump suit with a vest worn over it, and the jumpsuit itself is comprised of a compression weave and special fabrics. It's entirely possible that depending on the volume of ass fudge, you could actually have feces squished halfway up your back. God help you if you get a bullet through there, or acid burns, or just burns from an anomaly. You'd need to start a course of antibiotics immediately, and then there'd be the incredibly expensive cleaning and disassembly, because you can just imagine all the little bits of corn and dingleberries getting all over the tactical webbing and staining it. It'd be expensive to fix, and quite frankly, humiliating. People would expect better of you. At the very least, I think that most patterns of skat-9 have tight kneepads, so that may contain the flow of dookie to your thighs and above if the straps hold.

An exoskeleton is probably hell to take off, even worse to clean, especially in the conditions of the Zone. You'd need to probably replace a lot of it and there's very little running water. You'd definitely end up getting a rash and the sheer embarassment of cleaning out such a high tier piece of gear in the camp would be high, expecially since by the time you get an exoskeleton you'd have a lot of renown. Your ego would probably be shattered and you'd be the butt of the entire camp's jokes.

A SEVA however, I think would end up hotboxing you with your own fermenting shit and actually squish it against your skin, potentially making you marinate up to the neckline in fecal matter. You'd definitely get a rash and potentially sepsis if you got shot. I like to imagine that a SEVA would be easier to clean due to the materials it's made out of, and it'd be marginally less embarassing to clean the suit itself, but having your own poop caked onto your entire body would be a major mark of shame. It would also be quicker to take off as well.

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-get-this-man-get-this-man-a-gun-gun-glock-gif-12984761453165833171

[inland jackal]

ay das a text wall

[hasty dove]

I think I had enough internet for today

[quartz saffron]

Literally everyone https://fxtwitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1746428228137259350?s=46

[pastel quartz]

I love having a political science major in my friend group

[pastel quartz]

@narrow lotus now if I posted this I would understand the reaction

[narrow lotus]

well this shitpost has better punctuation than what you said that time

[pastel quartz]

[crimson flame]

wall of text

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-read-lol-gif-5740473

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892543515106623489/1195579335344660571/cat_missile.gif?ex=65b48106&is=65a20c06&hm=7f2eb321fe81539559341257df0b87e5f4433612636119445493d93d6c2ed845&

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-did-read-zyzz-care-zyzz-dance-gif-24349511

[marsh geode]

Hence why it's not in rookie chat

[gusty willow]

brainfart 2 you say?

[uncut obsidian]

yeah?

[gusty willow]

shit whats that

[uncut obsidian]

was this an act of public sacrifice?

[gusty willow]

whatcha mean

[main moon]

@heavy peak huehue

[toxic sundial]

They won't let me in 3:

[gusty willow]

Excluded

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-if-it-fits-i-sits-gif-9347395

[oblique spire]

@wide basin 116th Panzer division commander has given me a choice in the last mission of Festung europa: ||US soldiers say we should surrender, and they'll take good care of us, if we don't, they will strike us down. Shall I fight till the last man, or surrender?||

[wide basin]

||Surrender||

You're not even using actual soldiers

[oblique spire]

only some of them are civies

[wide basin]

Which I think says enough

also ||Don't they have 3 pershings||

[mystic bluff]

the volkssturm will save the war alongside general steiner

[wide basin]

Suuure

[oblique spire]

Aha but my field guns and Tiger 2 P are ready

[oblique spire]

real real

[wide basin]

You're assuming they're not going to m12/P-51 your ass

I chose not to fight

but I assume theyw ill just fuck you off w that

[mystic bluff]

i've been told hermann meyer goring is bringing the luftwaffe back with those jets
those p51s will not be an issue

[oblique spire]

real real

[oblique spire]

I see.

[mystic bluff]

im sure your like, pak 40s will work perfectly fine

[oblique spire]

however, i've come this far with the 116th, all through the soviet union, all the way till 1945

i can't just surrender now, can i?

'39 to '45

116th has seen it all

also the way the pershings rolled up reminds me of the Last Tiger final battle from BFV

how the shermans roll up on the tiger telling the crew they're surrounded

[lyric horizon]

the topic everyone is thinking about but no one is talking about

[glad carbon]

eddie

[wide basin]

Let me know how it goes then

[oblique spire]

WAIT

YOUTUBE HAD PERFECT TIMING

as the screen faded to black, this started autoplaying on one of my tabs

https://youtu.be/zGiq9MqpgII?si=GOKWQAZ6jvv9WN1K

i thought the music was in game

holy shit

[wide basin]

Told you so

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/918297129649336331/1186552979730477146/attachment-3-1.gif?ex=659ce513&is=658a7013&hm=b963bfab199d53079ec986aade465c35eb5c4ac651d04a016e4509cb16cfd435&

[pastel quartz]

frog!

[uncut obsidian]

no it's a cat

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1194059895302017058/1195413369994346528/Amanseeks_0_20240112_140532.gif?ex=65b3e675&is=65a17175&hm=8bb8e6734e538959e056f935c2f46765ae2b2f1ca7952ff9b0ab758210ce807d&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-frog-gif-23876700

[oblique spire]

real

[pastel quartz]

it’s actually a boykisser but if you see a cat it’s because you’re a boykisser

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-bed-gif-22181524

WHen you get the suppressed carabiner

[glad carbon]

madi is a boykisser

[pastel quartz]

you’re either a boykisser or a gacchiposter