#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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pastel quartz
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cause that was on the list of shit the taliban did

oblique spire
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as the US soldiers walked out the door

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i gunned down all 4 of them with an M16 I picked up

placid sail
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I don't need to know the game or the mission, if it's llamma in the chat, then Afghanistan is being conquered

oblique spire
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"They had a gun" I exclaimed

pastel quartz
oblique spire
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(they infact, did not have a gun)

pastel quartz
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war crimes

ocean pulsar
pastel quartz
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geneva convention hates this guy

placid sail
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more like geneva suggestion

oblique spire
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I wasn't called the "operation anaconda enjoyer" along with the other name involving afghanistan in your brainfart challenge list for no reason\

pastel quartz
placid sail
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oi @inland jackal you hear that

inland jackal
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huh

placid sail
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leave bosnians be

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bad pokemon

oblique spire
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I mean i don't blame him

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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CIA

oblique spire
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nuh uh-uh

pastel quartz
oblique spire
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he looks like an islamic terrorist

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he aint CIA

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he's a taliban recruit

placid sail
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for future reference, I have no connections with cruisingllama and was added in this discord server without my explicit consent by a third party

pastel quartz
placid sail
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YEAHHHHHHHH RIGHT

placid sail
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(also for additional future reference mr theoretical fed, I'm Russian, so like, don't waste your time on me)

oblique spire
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ok wtf

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i thought that was a ZSU

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thats a fucking M134 looking headass

river zealot
inland jackal
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Welcome to the Folk Songs International channel! In this video, we present to you a traditional Bosnian folk song called "Artiljerija" or "Artillery".

More traditional Bosnian folk songs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzqlSQ_mnmEX3wrgSMyqbk0FzEIR1sxNq

●▬▬▬▬▬▬ ℹ️ SONG INFO ℹ️ ▬▬▬▬▬▬●

The song's chorus, "Pjevaj Bosno, duΕ‘mani nek znaju...

β–Ά Play video
river zealot
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a fucking gatling gun

oblique spire
pastel quartz
placid sail
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you glowie

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you damn fed

pastel quartz
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hm? western feds in here again trying to gather intel on balkan military might?

placid sail
pastel quartz
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no fed here

placid sail
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listen man

placid sail
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I'm open minded here

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as long as your memes are good, you can snatch whoever you want

pastel quartz
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what? this is the meme channel?

oblique spire
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I am convincing the taliban recruit (And a few other close recruits) if we should switch it up to Chernarus antistasi

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thoughts

glad carbon
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@pastel quartz hi my favorite server member

placid sail
# pastel quartz Even you?

nahhh westerners usually have no interest in Russians, it's easier for them to negotiate with FBR instead of trying to catch my ass somewhere in Mordor

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unless I eventually relocate somewhere in the West I guess

pastel quartz
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As a westerner I have an interest in Russians

placid sail
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but by then I'll graft madi's face instead of mine and change my passport

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MADI FACE REVEAL LEMAO

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oh hahaha I amuse myself sometimes

inland jackal
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cao

placid sail
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go play world of tanks or something, they leak the docs every day or so

pastel quartz
oblique spire
placid sail
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feds in the lobby be like

oblique spire
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There's plenty thats been leaked, fed boy

inland jackal
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donacdum guys

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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its just a light tank

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @pastel quartz (christystella) has been muted for 3 days for reason: We dont take kindly to dead children memes, i already know how you will end up very soon, keep cooking

oblique spire
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skill issued

eager igloo
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Bradley? I barely know him

placid sail
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the what memes?

inland jackal
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and stella acdummed

placid sail
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man feds these days

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you're supposed to bait the crimes, not commit them

pastel quartz
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Dead children meme, 3 days
Post about my favourite server member, 7 days

placid sail
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what are you on about offtoper

pastel quartz
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@glad carbon

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huh what did I miss

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Damn, you’re so right

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my mom just brought me some cake while I was lifting, this slut is trying to sabotage me

inland jackal
solar coral
pastel quartz
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mods waiting for the next chance to get Ed

sterile dome
inland jackal
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ngl pd2 bullet rain sounds like some kind of chase

solar coral
sterile dome
sterile dome
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Where you pay in crypto

solar coral
solar coral
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(he is getting 2% of a cent every year)

narrow lotus
glad carbon
glad carbon
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he's never seen this shitpost?

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ever?

solar coral
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Lmao??

sterile dome
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We are all laughing at it mods

glad carbon
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iedy is literally under a rock

narrow lotus
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im joking retards

glad carbon
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insane

solar coral
sterile dome
solar coral
glad carbon
narrow lotus
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yes , i have to count my wallets now , brb

pale ingot
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someone should host a vintage story server for brainfart (asking again because i tried to do it myself and i failed miserably)

dreamy flaxBOT
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Topics from the Last 100 Messages

1. The "Feds"

  • A discussion started by bz11k about the presence of feds and their interest in users.
  • This led to a conversation about nationalities and the unwillingness of westerners to negotiate with Russians.
  • Users bz11k and christystella insisted that they were not feds and shared their nationalities.

2. Meme Sharing

  • Users shared various memes and GIFs, often in response to each other's messages.
  • Memes included a GIF of a Toyota car, a dancing kid, a gatling gun, and more.
  • The conversation shifted towards leaked documents in games like World of Tanks and War Thunder.

3. Gameplay Discussion

  • Users discussed games like Payday 2, War Thunder, and Vintage Story.
  • There was a mention of switching to Chernarus antistasi in the game.
  • The conversation led to sharing videos and GIFs related to gaming.

4. Crypto and Metaverse

  • Users briefly discussed a cringe crypto ad and the concept of the metaverse.
  • There was mention of paying in crypto for metaverse land.
  • One user sarcastically said that someone spent all their war payments on metaverse land.

5. Moderation

  • There was a mention of a user named Ed being muted for sharing dead children memes.
  • The conversation then shifted to discussing the mods and their reactions to certain posts.
  • Some users joked about promoting their own "shit" and laughed at the situation.

6. Miscellaneous

  • Users shared random GIFs and memes unrelated to any specific topic.
  • There was a joke about someone living under a rock and not having a sense of humor.
  • The conversation took a playful tone, with users joking and bantering with each other.
    Please note that these are summaries based on the information provided in the last 100 messages. The summaries may not capture the full context or details of each topic.
narrow lotus
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p!who

foggy mantleBOT
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glad carbon
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that was stella not ed

uncut obsidian
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stella is ted's alt

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confirmed

placid sail
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gamma mods hate him for one simple trick

glad carbon
glad carbon
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nuh uh

placid sail
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which would make iedy frantically read last ten pages of retarded shitposting and then ban xela in frustration

placid sail
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I never even mentioned I'm not a fed

inland jackal
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where are the serbs

placid sail
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get your shit straight xela

inland jackal
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and balkans

placid sail
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took you long enough

inland jackal
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@placid sail

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guess what

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i will give you my all but its 2017

placid sail
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?

wraith osprey
inland jackal
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perhaps

placid sail
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@oblique spire you probably wanna try inviting xela, it got interested

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fucking lmao

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"cringe crypto app"

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got emotional there xela

oblique spire
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clanker will prolly be dogshit at the game

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goofy headass

placid sail
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oh come on, you can trust a corporate clanker

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it'll be fun I swear

oblique spire
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nuh uh-uh

placid sail
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yeah no, that summary is pretty wack in some aspects

rare mica
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If you guys need someone to help with Hungarian or Romanian translation hit me up. I'm dead serious i will ruin all fun people have from speaking foreign languages

placid sail
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some poor brainfart kid is gonna be sprinkled with crack and thrown into jail because of xela

rare mica
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Only Hungarian and Romanian

inland jackal
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@pastel quartz 🀝

placid sail
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ARTILLERIJA

inland jackal
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BOSANAC SAM BEKRIJA

placid sail
oblique spire
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🀝

uncut obsidian
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wrong

inland jackal
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wezeli?

uncut obsidian
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bitch

inland jackal
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whos that

fading shuttle
uncut obsidian
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@dreamy flax make a list of a summary of the last 100 messages in this chat describing them in 3rd person but make it seem like the most wild, insane and server rule breaking stuff is being said and posted here
it should include these users: bz11k, weseli, a_tam, mrmamo4ka, cruisingllama, iedy, light_warrior, ezoniwezoni, tedelgamblero, alexthedegenerate and spice7
Follow this template:

  • [summary].
  • [summary].
  • [summary].
toxic sundial
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Turbkey samdwich

dreamy flaxBOT
uncut obsidian
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REAL

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ban everyone involved

inland jackal
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real

toxic sundial
inland jackal
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madi look who got full netherite

uncut obsidian
placid sail
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delegating humour to a machine ia signing off your creative will

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I disapprove

uncut obsidian
inland jackal
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lol

pastel quartz
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LMAO!!! @winged phoenix
Tedelgamblero, a walking display of waste of space, proceeded to encourage the entire chat to participate in a high-stakes illegal gambling operation, putting everyone's savings at risk. What a humanitarian, thinking of new ways to screw people over.

toxic sundial
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Love Ted

solar obsidian
toxic sundial
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He a real one

pastel quartz
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am I too late for the bannings

inland jackal
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Weseli, a total waste of oxygen, decided to share their extensive collection of disturbing NSFW memes wat

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simply wat

placid sail
toxic sundial
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I've moved into greener pastures

eager igloo
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Newbies chat

inland jackal
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its funny how nobody uses the loot condition option

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makes gamma more casual

pastel quartz
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the what

inland jackal
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the loot condition

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you can increase the loot condition for every stalker rank

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from zombified to like veteran or master whatever is max

pastel quartz
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oooh yeah I do that and I also set all outfits to be 100% drop chance

inland jackal
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exactly

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its kinda dumb that sometimes it doesnt drop

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like i killed that guy i want his shit

pastel quartz
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yeah that's how I figured ACE is rank gated

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100% drop rate on all armor, keep reloading and no drop? real shit kekw

weak jackal
inland jackal
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imagine ur in the zone for 2 years and rockin 35% condition smg

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i call bullshit

pastel quartz
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I did some calculations and tried to adjust it in a way that made sense

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like for legends 80-100% because the 20% repair oil is the most efficient

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and they'd never let it drop below 80% but also not repair compulsively and waste money

inland jackal
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i rly didnt let it go to 100 for legends

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80-90 for me

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and i kinda go down by 5 or 10 for each rank

pastel quartz
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yeah it aws just an example I didn't set it to 100% either

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to kinda simulate the condition drop that would happen while they're missing a few mags shooting at me

toxic sundial
inland jackal
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its the magic of modifyable features

lost epoch
inland jackal
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last one will impress you

lost epoch
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Software design is my passion

inland jackal
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operation black light is fire

pastel quartz
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How can you get a passion? I want one too

pale ingot
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more than usual

inland jackal
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for me its this setup

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@pastel quartz wbu

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same set for weapons

pastel quartz
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I can't start up gamma now but the sliders reset after updating so I gotta do them again anyway

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I think I had minimum 50% on experts for outfits

placid sail
inland jackal
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portrait mcpe?

placid sail
brave flax
placid sail
somber warren
brave flax
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Cat digs in his brothers bum?

somber warren
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Big dicks in his brothers cat?

pale ingot
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do those creatures actually hit the little jig when you play a boombox near them in vanilla lethal company

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would be cool if so

uncut obsidian
# pale ingot do those creatures actually hit the little jig when you play a boombox near them...

#lethalcompany #crappost #shortvideo

Quite possibly the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever. This was The Lootbug Incident.

OUTRO SONG MADE BY MEEF, GO CHECK IT OUT! https://soundcloud.com/user-795921619

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β–Ά Play video
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unfortunately no

pale ingot
mystic bluff
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i cant lie modded lethal company kinda fucking sucks

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genuinely prefer standard to modded

lost tartan
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yeah

mystic bluff
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maybe with some QoL mods

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but thats it

lost tartan
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yup, although i do have the thicc player model

mystic bluff
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those "modpacks" are dogshit

river robin
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Now make it without pointless anime shit

placid sail
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look, clownie, it's your favorite anime character

mystic bluff
lost tartan
placid sail
wraith osprey
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There was something wrong with the rats

lost tartan
uncut obsidian
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harro everynyan

lost tartan
river robin
lost tartan
placid sail
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clownie woke up and chose violence, as usual

uncut obsidian
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havaryu fain sankkyu

final cedar
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my theory is ryry is a teenage girl, mostly online when she's pms'ing

river robin
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That’s a good theory

lost tartan
uncut obsidian
placid sail
river robin
placid sail
final cedar
lost tartan
placid sail
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I'm sarcastic, but not always, and still so loveable and cool!

final cedar
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yeah but you're funny

river robin
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Cope city up here

final cedar
lost tartan
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we know its your true name

final cedar
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here we go again

river robin
placid sail
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metro said I'm funny, opinion disregarded

river robin
lost tartan
placid sail
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maybe one day you'll be cool like me clownie

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watch and learn while I'm still alive

final cedar
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cope? sounds like cope dumb

river robin
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Im watching and this is what I’m seeing

river robin
strong eagle
placid sail
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clownie is right in a sense that a good bait is exciting and attention grabbing. he misses the "good" part though, he just hits you with a surface level bait, and over, and over, and over

river robin
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And it works

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Over and over

grizzled meadow
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She don't believe in shooting stars but she believe in shoes and cars

placid sail
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ehhhh

placid sail
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dunno about that chief

placid sail
strong eagle
strong eagle
strong eagle
tight viper
placid sail
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che la tua salsiccia appassisca e la tua salsa di pomodoro si asciughi

strong eagle
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Chat, can i get that Cartel video where someone is forced to brush their teeth?

solar coral
uncut obsidian
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@dreamy flax what does "che la tua salsiccia appassisca e la tua salsa di pomodoro si asciughi" mean

dreamy flaxBOT
solar coral
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meanie :(

uncut obsidian
solar coral
placid sail
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you're too young to understand

uncut obsidian
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is that why eggs were disappearing in russian shops

final cedar
solar coral
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lmao-

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what gets me is the fucking inspirational music 😭

placid sail
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obama

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raka maka fo

strong eagle
solar coral
final cedar
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he misheard his wife when she said she wants a eggs toy

strong eagle
solar coral
solar coral
placid sail
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true

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I can't read

strong eagle
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Me neither

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What the fuck is a french?

final cedar
placid sail
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very weird energy you're bringing to a discussion here

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he doesn't call himself that, his parents did

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so he has some saving grace

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scored "yup" on autismo test

river zealot
placid sail
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dang, I should probably make another test

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sometime.

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lazy.

final cedar
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he was born a bottom

placid sail
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LMAO

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yeah I'll take Phoenix any day over being called Rafael Bottom

final cedar
toxic sundial
placid sail
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tried and true, I see the light in you

magic tartan
placid sail
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oh can you dig at my soul, could you smell my hole

magic tartan
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most of the people in the lobbies are retards or racists

toxic sundial
magic tartan
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they end up being annoying rather than being hilarous

toxic sundial
magic tartan
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i don't want to say any words im hearing in the lobbies

placid sail
toxic sundial
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Alr that's like 8 pings I can tell that was a good post omegakekw

magic tartan
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open na noor

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_id: Indonesian (Bahasa Indonesia)
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:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Malacca

placid sail
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gee thanks

placid sail
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smelly smell?

toxic sundial
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This is discord mfer ain't no ratios in this bitch

placid sail
final cedar
wraith osprey
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Cat eat finger
Finger good

inland jackal
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hyello

toxic sundial
placid sail
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kinky

strong eagle
final cedar
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cat could easily bit your finger off too, they just too soft to pull through

magic tartan
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cats are lethal

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it almost ripped open my arteries

strong eagle
# final cedar

I hate this fucking meme.
Empuja una pala directo a tu ano por favor kekw

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Source?

placid sail
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with preparation or without?

magic tartan
midnight cloud
magic tartan
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or sick fucks just kick them to death

placid sail
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spicy don't let the intrusive thoughts win

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do not kill the cat

midnight cloud
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KILL

strong eagle
midnight cloud
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KILL IT NOW

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KILL

strong eagle
pastel quartz
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deranged posting hours in brainfart

strong eagle
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Exactly.

midnight cloud
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KILL

final cedar
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some house cats reach bite force of around 100 psi, for ref a human has 120-200 psi bite force max monkaS

wraith osprey
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Ok

strong eagle
wraith osprey
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Eat the cat

final cedar
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finger biters

strong eagle
pale ingot
pastel quartz
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Realreal

strong eagle
lost epoch
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Kill assist

final cedar
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at 10.000 horses a day he's making bank

placid sail
strong eagle
placid sail
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at least the weird chicken is happy

lost epoch
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Noisy bitches go into the emu intestine

strong eagle
mystic bluff
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No

lost epoch
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Godamnit

strong eagle
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Damn, what the hell? The fucking US air force just overthrew Albania what the fuck? πŸ’€

lost epoch
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Wrong video

brave flax
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why did they not hold the kitten?

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what the fuck

magic tartan
strong eagle
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Traditional Chinese cuisine

brave flax
river robin
strong eagle
brave flax
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god i love racism

river robin
strong eagle
glad carbon
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prolly dogs

brave flax
glad carbon
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dogs are pretty good

strong eagle
placid sail
river robin
lost epoch
glad carbon
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dogs are prolly like capybara meat

strong eagle
river robin
lost epoch
strong eagle
placid sail
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because I don't like the cold, clownie! it's not exactly some elaborate reason

glad carbon
river robin
brave flax
placid sail
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at least it's warm

lost epoch
placid sail
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and relatively quick

strong eagle
placid sail
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I wasn't talking to you

lost epoch
placid sail
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dry me into a slavic jerky over freezing any day

brave flax
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i think slowly getting frozen to death is better, bc u know the cat wont really hurt that much itll just go asleep then never wake up again :(

strong eagle
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I give him permission to steal my roast.

glad carbon
strong eagle
brave flax
river robin
placid sail
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man I love my shitty new led lights, they're dim, but scenarios are so neat

river robin
placid sail
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nine pm time, woosh, warm light

strong eagle
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Mine exploded. It made great floor deco kekw

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Thx

river robin
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Force your hampter to eat baking soda then make it drink vinegar

placid sail
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ffs spice they're children, someone will microwave their hamster because of you

river robin
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Improvised blood bomb

strong eagle
river robin
strong eagle
brave flax
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speaking of microwaves… why not microwave a honeybun then throw it to homeless people

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at cold days like these

placid sail
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they're freezing already, and you want to give them a three degree burn as well

strong eagle
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That's the crafting recipe for that Polish trash cannon

placid sail
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cruel

river robin
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We killed all the homeless people here.
Or we try to.

brave flax
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make people homeless with arson

river robin
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Welcome to New York!

lost epoch
placid sail
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clownie

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tell me

brave flax
placid sail
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why did you really dig that tunnel

river robin
placid sail
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what's in there

river robin
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The bodies

strong eagle
placid sail
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what you need the bodies for Concerned

river robin
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Storage

strong eagle
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Big Mac justice πŸ˜‚

placid sail
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huh?

brave flax
river robin
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Cum storage?

brave flax
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why not!!

river robin
brave flax
strong eagle
# placid sail clownie

Why do you call fuckers clownies?
You are the one with 500 GBs of Pomni r34! Not them!
Clownie ass motherfucker.

river robin
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they say people with big shoes have big dicks
And that people with large cars are compensating for something
You should fear clowns.

lost epoch
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What the hell are you people talking about

strong eagle
river robin
strong eagle
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Dude is having a schiz breakdown.

river robin
strong eagle
strong eagle
river robin
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β€œ"clueless β€œπŸ€“β€β€πŸ€“

plucky void
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9/11 in Eorzea? KekSkew

strong eagle
wide basin
strong eagle
pale ingot
strong eagle
pale ingot
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i need that clip

lost epoch
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Go watch a river

pastel quartz
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Guten tah

lost epoch
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Ni Hao bruv

strong eagle
plucky void
strong eagle
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Funny guy.

strong eagle
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Chat, leak his IP address.

pastel quartz
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your my brother

strong eagle
pastel quartz
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they took me to turkey before I born

strong eagle
pastel quartz
strong eagle
wide basin
pastel quartz
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no quiero hacer esto

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Tengo una familia y una amante para cuidar.

strong eagle
pastel quartz
lost epoch
uncut obsidian
plucky void
wide basin
final cedar
plucky void
atomic crane
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all my fellas

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all all my fellas

pastel quartz
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you playing skyrim

atomic crane
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all my fellas!

pale ingot
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all my penis in your mouth

atomic crane
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what are these curious little creatures

final cedar
austere shadow
toxic sundial
#

I need more boolets

final cedar
#

I fall into every category

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literal god

austere shadow
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Game addict

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And a weeb

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Couldn't be worse

final cedar
#

weeb kekw

austere shadow
dreamy flaxBOT
austere shadow
final cedar
#

what's that

austere shadow
#

Mio Honda

mystic bluff
austere shadow
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  • Exusiai
final cedar
#

why

austere shadow
#

Idk

mystic bluff
mystic bluff
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ki yose

final cedar
#

na I mean where these chars from?

austere shadow
final cedar
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I ignore games with anime artstyle out of principle

austere shadow
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Are you afraid they are lewd

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Some of them aren't

final cedar
#

no just not interested

austere shadow
final cedar
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oh I take that back

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recettear was good

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tho poitionomics kinda overtook that

magic tartan
atomic crane
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Can't get rid of em

glad carbon
final cedar
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are these from a mod?

pastel quartz
pale ingot
atomic crane
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Not as far as I know, just how it is in Yngol Barrow

glad carbon
pastel quartz
austere shadow
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I'm not a weeb tho ehhssex

final cedar
atomic crane
glad carbon
austere shadow
final cedar
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that's so fucking retarded kekw

austere shadow
glad carbon
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doesn'tidentify as a weeb, has weeb pfp

final cedar
#

glass house "frog"

uncut obsidian
#

i identify as a millionaire stuck in a poor body

inland jackal
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Alo

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Technological evolution

austere shadow
#

Purely

uncut obsidian
inland jackal
#

I unlocked phone and discord appeared

glad carbon
inland jackal
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So true

uncut obsidian
#

1 second old sperm

atomic crane
fierce jay
atomic crane
placid sail
atomic crane
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Holy fuck

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Gina

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I'm cumming

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Lmao Chris is the mother

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And I'm the dog

sage otter
#

Tell me about it

placid sail
atomic crane
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He did the keanu hover

sage otter
#

Anyways don't wanna get banned for pressing keys on my desk

lone cedar
atomic crane
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Yeah... I share your opinions but I will not state what those opinions are

river robin
#

WHAT

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HOLY SHIT

placid sail
river robin
sage otter
atomic crane
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when i was a teenager i was able to slob it up and sit in my own stank and filth for like a week or more

mystic bluff
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mm stminky boy

atomic crane
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now i can barely go two days without noticing and remedying any little hint of odors on my person

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ive become a... FUNCTIONING ADULT?

pliant hearth
mystic bluff
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until clip posted its fake πŸ”₯

lost epoch
#

I am the messenger not the courier

final cedar
mystic bluff
#

this panda so red

lost epoch
#

Oh look, its a rapey goblin

pale ingot
lost epoch
#

Anyway, red pandas are known for being a bunch of rapist goblins

lost epoch
#

You can try your luck

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Who knows

pale ingot
#

youre not that guy

placid sail
#

slash me shows fangs

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slash me roars menacingly

mystic bluff
#

slash me

undone wave
undone wave
placid sail
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π•“π• π•“π•’π•žπ•’ π•£π•’π•”π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜

fluid coyote
strong eagle
ocean pulsar
#

facebook memes

mystic bluff
lost epoch
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For me it was a certain cologne my gramps used

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I'll never forget the times he showed me his ww2 memorabilia

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I'm still mad my uncle took all of it for himself when he passed

gilded blade
#

lads, I've done it. I've deleted all of my dating app accounts (and the apps themselves)

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I'm free banditpepe

glass glade
#

why have them in first place

gilded blade
lost epoch
#

Why does she care anyway

gilded blade
lost epoch
#

Well thats very thoughtful of her

toxic sundial
#

Girlfriend's grandad started texting me :/

lost epoch
#

But everyone has their own tempo for this stuff

somber warren
lost epoch
#

Its guaranteed thats the right answer

somber warren
#

i bet american grandpas like trump

toxic sundial
#

He has a trump sign in his yard lol

somber warren
#

Lmao

cunning tree
#

if you want him to be passive aggressive say vivek

final cedar
somber warren
#

or you could be honest and say both are ass

pale ingot
toxic sundial
final cedar
#

say Ford

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out boomer the boomer

somber warren
#

that would be funny af

somber warren
pale ingot
#

that would be fire

livid pond
pale ingot
#

maybe get a little bit racist but not too racist as well

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really get into the role

somber warren
pale ingot
#

exactly

lost epoch
somber warren
#

are americans really that fanatic that they hate you if you say you don't like either

final cedar
somber warren
final cedar
#

Why he smelling babies kekl

somber warren
#

leave the baby allone

lost epoch
#

Politicians are scum

final cedar
#

there's so many

somber warren
lost epoch
#

I hate all of them equally

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No discrimination

somber warren
#

All of them

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Every country

final cedar
#

I mean it's not illegal to smell babies I guess but it implies something weird and dark

somber warren
#

if you think otherwise you are delusional

lost epoch
#

Babies smell nice though

final cedar
#

found the women?

lost epoch
#

What

final cedar
#

I don't recall the smell of babies tbh

lost epoch
#

I've read somewhere they have this distinct smell that makes you happier

somber warren
lost epoch
#

Something about hormones

final cedar
#

mf newborns screwing with our minds

somber warren
lost epoch
#

I'll search for it when i get home

final cedar
#

jedi bullshit

somber warren
#

the baby psyop

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ohooo you want to feed me and keep me save ooohhhh

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do not fall for the baby tricks

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they are using you for their own personal gain

final cedar
#

lol

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search for Areolar glands on wikipedia

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hehehe. boobs

somber warren
final cedar
somber warren
#

do NOT search for big boobies on google

final cedar
lone cedar
somber warren
somber warren
lost epoch
lone cedar
pale ingot
#

i was chilling

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scrolling through low quality unfunny meme server #55

somber warren
pale ingot
#

then i come across the one piece of media that has actually spooked me in the past year

lone cedar
pale ingot
lone cedar
#

remove fun game modes and focus on ranked/esports

final cedar
#

CHIMPCON 1

pale ingot
# final cedar CHIMPCON 1

honestly being victim to a random chimp event would be terrifying, you know how fucking vicious monkeys can get?

somber warren
#

like fr

pale ingot
#

me personally i would not want to be fighting a fucking monkey, it'd tear my nuts off and probably rip my throat out

pale ingot
somber warren
#

they always go for the nuts first

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its to humiliate you, to prevent you from having kids

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vicious creatures

lost epoch
#

Depending on the monkey you might win

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Not without some serious scarring

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But you might win

somber warren
#

nahhhh dude monkey have fucking raw power

pale ingot
#

go take a monkey in a fight then

final cedar
#

first thing my grampa did when he claimed his land was kill off all the chimps Aware

somber warren
#

they will fuck you up

lost epoch
#

Well, guess what bro, we're also monkeys

pale ingot
#

ok

lost epoch
#

Beat the fucking chimp up

somber warren
#

dude no just no

pale ingot
#

do it yourself

somber warren
#

the chimp will literally mangle you

pale ingot
#

go brawl with a fucking chimpanzee

#

see how it goes

lost epoch
#

This one ain't it chief

final cedar
#

monkey =/= ape

lost epoch
#

Chimpanzees are a no no

mystic bluff
#

you might not be a cute monkey but damn are you an ape

lost epoch
#

Have you seen those teeth?

pale ingot
#

then gimme the exact species of monkey you'd take in a fight

final cedar
mystic bluff
final cedar
#

FAST. TWITCH. MUSCLE.

pale ingot
lost epoch
#

I'm not allowed to say that here

mystic bluff
sage otter
final cedar
#

idk why but that naked chimp reminds me of some yakuza

#

give it a dragon tattoo and there's not a lot of difference anymore

#

scary mfs

pale ingot
#

THX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

placid sail
austere shadow
lunar brook
toxic sundial
lunar brook
#

pussy stro fuck

crimson flame
#

yapping level today
:3

lunar brook
placid sail
#

YUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

#

ΠͺΠ™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Π™Πͺ

eager igloo
#

Π‘Π›Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―

placid sail
#

don't lie

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you don't бля

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you go kurrrrrrrrrrwaa jebana

eager igloo
#

Nah

placid sail
#

the fuck you mean nah

eager igloo
#

I go more like

JA PIERDOLEEEEEE

placid sail
#

ay there we go

eager igloo
#

But бляяяяяя is funny

placid sail
#

it's an all encompassing interjection

#

like fuck but even more meaningless

#

Π‘Π›Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―Π―

eager igloo
#

So it's literally kurwa

#

Yes falcoengine

placid sail
#

weird

placid sail
#

I thought kurwa means bitch

eager igloo
#

No

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I mean

#

It can

placid sail
#

well technically, бля is derived from Π±Π»ΡΡ‚ΡŒ which in turn is блядь which means whore

#

but бля is a pure emotion sound, not a word

eager igloo
#

Yea okay kurwa does literally mean whore, but it's mostly used as expression

sage otter
#

I feel you

eager igloo
#

I guess

placid sail
#

I see, I see

#

I like kurwa because you can really put your soul in that R

#

OH KURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWA

eager igloo
#

The more accent you put on R the more serious it is

runic sorrel
#

Gaoul

#

Gaoul

#

badioum

#

?

livid pond
placid sail
final cedar
final cedar
final cedar
placid sail
robust cove
#

I am a Gilf, yes

runic sorrel
placid sail
#

okay come on brainfart

#

don't get depressed from a single clip showing physical affection

final cedar
robust cove
runic sorrel
sage otter
#

Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa ja pierdolΔ™! Kurwa...

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final cedar
placid sail
runic sorrel
robust cove
#

I'm not

placid sail
#

plus I don't immediately spiral into thoughts about not having that and craving that which is the actual reason that clip upsets you

#

you'll find yourself some polish gf eventually, don't worry

robust cove
runic sorrel
final cedar
fading shuttle
#

he must make sure everyone knows how more mature he is

fading shuttle
#

at any cost

final cedar
#

mature manure

robust cove
runic sorrel
robust cove
runic sorrel
robust cove
runic sorrel
final cedar
#

anyone remember a movie about people stuck in a game show thing where they have to survive different challenges?

fading shuttle
#

squid game?

final cedar
#

One of them is like a robot bug that spins strings so thing they cut peoples legs

final cedar
#

with a drill on the front to finish them off

placid sail
final cedar
#

there was some masked guy as well, black motorcycle like

placid sail
#

well frick you too mister

final cedar
final cedar
#

early 2000s possibly

livid pond
#

saw?

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idk

final cedar
#

nah, B movie from what I remember

runic sorrel
#

SAW ?

final cedar
#

cheap shock horror

runic sorrel
#

is not a movie where people need to pay

robust cove
#

Typing all that booty cheeks

#

Yeah type harded fr

placid sail
sage otter
#

Idk about that one Pavlo I think you just read things that aren't there

robust cove
sage otter
fading shuttle
placid sail
#

I mean

#

bitches on your dick are not only very pleasant, but also very reinforcing for your psyche, too