#🎪bruh-fart
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Ok nephew
You know more about them than I do
basically target old people
Iirc there are colour pallets for sites on the ethernet
not the topic for now
pale yellow navbar
white background
maybe gray for the footer
Are you studying computer science at collage or some shit
Why do you have such assignments
Some time ago you were making something something payday site
its a single subject


Yeah but are you studying cs or some shit
yes
Cool
java script
java != java script?
Maybe once i get my ethernet
Yeah its pretty different
Iirc it only got java in its name
noted
Because java was popular back then
Initially known as LiveScript, Netscape changed the name to JavaScript so they could position it as a companion for the Java language
some of y'all mfs need to watch this
https://youtu.be/z09V14x48NI
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he literally said use protection in the end
Terrorist or Furry
call it
I'm amazed we've made it to our 15th episode already. I guess the show must go on!
NOTICE:
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None of the original videos contain any deaths or serious injuries.
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or russian
terrorist russian furry it is
middle east also uses telegram
calling bz11k out like that, not cool
viber > telegram/whatsapp bullshittery
There is many things you could add to that list
Im not gonna say those
I only use viber for school and parents stuff
I hate how
If you delete photos
You cant download them back
ikr
a guide on getting bitches, on roblox?
yeah
1984
the west has fallen
I deleted my vk some half a year back
Because it got heavy propaganda shit
i open vk like once a month now
Even the fucking ads
the male population has fallen, millions must repopulate
soon enough, males would be hard to come buy
Man you made me very motivated to start learning again
lol
hai delight
hey there
ay delight
its true lol, ever notice how there are more women than men?
honestly, not really? i'd say it's about 45% women and 55% men around my part of the globe
Soon enough
That will change
And you know the reason i believe
enjoy yo last hours in discordia lil bro
no dont
no, talking about the overall population of men, probably cause men are doing insane shit that gets their balls busted
i think i know what you mean, Artyom. still, im pretty optimistic
anyway
artyom go save metro
yeah, i agree on that. hey, equality™️ 
what is hideo kojima doing😱😱😱😱
do the same with adam sandler
nah it aint
Oh god
This is a new Ukrainian remote controlled machinegun
@oblique spire
what is engineer cooking up now
Tf2 reference
sa80 mounted on a tripod thats boxfed?
nah, what did engineer cook up
Are your engineers on crack? First they turned a T-80 into a decent modern tank (T-84) and now this
sentry
cropped pron is gone
Sa80?
or l85
Is it because it has the green frame
you see porn I see hideo kojima
Ukrain gaming
hideo would never do that
i never said that p word
yes
Honestly still doesnt change the fact that it's a t80
what the fuck is gachi muchi
And it will go boom boom after a pen
you know what, nevermind
NEVERMIND
NEVER FUCKING MIND JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Isnt it designed to be way more survivable than that
align yourself now
I mean it is
But it still got the
Carousel
Yeah, and it is the safest autoloader form you can get
carousel anomaly mentioned🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
You saw what happens to T-90s and shit
It won't be much different
Yup
Its meant to not be penned
russian space program
honestly, the better loading system is a manual loader
an autoloader is just trouble
There is a reson why Nato countries prefer manual loaders with blowout panels
There is a reason ussr made autoloaders
Less crew hustle
alooooooooo
Training keeping etc
one cooler for 60 euros
although I do like the amx surblínde though
And they didnt give a shit about survivability
@pastel quartz (j.jei.) has been muted for 7 days for reason: double cropped NSFW video -7d
For their time they were actually well protected
Key word were
Is it really cropped if it was on twitch before
that wierd turret design and the autoloader
T34 was also decently protected for its times
And i mean like 1941
@pastel quartz (christystella) has been muted for 12 hours for reason: cropped porn image -12h
lmao
Total annihilation
let's post nude yoga from YouTube then by that logic
whats rsd
Teaching content bro
republic serbia dinar
Unlucky yugoslavian moment
divide by 116 and you get euros
Im sorry for your loss of being born im serbia
I heard from a ukrainian tanker
That because t-80 has a mi-8 engine
Its hard to hear
t34
That is the same type of shit as M1 Abrams using a fucking Jet Engine to run
Also the low reverse speed have doomed so many people
You cant reverse fast enough
So russians rotate the tanks
It is fucking miserable to look at soviet tank reverse speed
Yeah
what does tw stand for
Tiny Wiener
the wompus
Terrorize women
the w
MEOW JUMPSCARE
Ok but why did you post this
cause meow jumpscare
aight
weaklings

lmbao
too weak to handle my aura
such a coward
shows how much STRONGEr @placid sail is
Didn’t you block me once?
Talk about weakness!
Correct response tbh
nuts
Assassination
😐 why are bots talking to me
WOOOOO
Crohns fucking sucks too, so that good, complete negative?
does anyone know a twitter or other media channel for good wednesday-my-dudes memes?
i feel a shame being unprepared every wednesday here
lacking them frogs

anyone know which game has the most collabs
i had a gistology and the results say "no evidence of Crohn's in the material examined."
fortnite?
prob
what's Crohn's?

but they recommended me to do more tests to "exclude the presence of intestinal viral infections by serologic methods"
no idea what that means
good choice
it means "bring your shit in a little cup so we can make sure you don't have some nasty gut bug that's making you sick"
Why does he have an rpg warhead for something that’s not even an rpg
thank you 
@uncut obsidian, ah that desease. the hospital birthday gift... well, very good that you actually dont have it 
The shit disease
still had to spend my birthday in a hospital because of it
A fate I would wish on no man
are you trying to make sense of a brainfart meme
I….
Okay.
Fair.
But shut the fuck up
eh, shit happens. you can make your birthday celebration any free day, it is what it is
are you trying to question ryry
tsk tsk tsk clownie, clownie, clownie
Bet you look like this irl
is it gamma mutual?
no but i know someone who does
that's clearly Pangolin
my 20$ says all madi's ass shitting problems are psychosomatic
Ah i forgot about your mother, sorry my bad.
they usually find your ID on a main account and send friend requests from alts so they have no mutuals
are you my mother? never knew that
Yeah I’m your mother bend over I’m gonna sexually abuse you just like I normally do as your mother.
i had blood 2 times and pain (and all of that suddenly stopped for some reason)
so no
what the fuck did i open discord to
what
Welcome to hell
ryry cooked too much and too hard
I am saying you are sexually abused by your parents why is that so hard for you to understand.
ryry gonna go too far its over
i see 
we're gonna lose a brainfart tard today
are you trying to project your life problems onto me
weirdchamp
Cope
like a bad diet due to questionable life choices?
the youtube gods has blessed me with this video yet again
fat fuck
Holy shit fat fuck spotted
both can be psychosomatic (and them stopping for no reason is a minor sign of that)
this reminds me of a time one of my friends got contacted by a steam scammer on discord and he played along until he got bored and he just started talking about how much diharea hes having
the scammer just told him to kill himself
yes
Remember: if you’re talking to them they’re spending time not talking to someone who might fall for it
wasting a scammer's time is also wasting your own time, unless you use the automated means
for some reason
blood can be psychosomatic? how
Is it a waste if you derive satisfaction from it?
yeah but it was funny for us
it aint a waste of time if its fun
^
ig amusement park can count as a good reason (getting amused by that young man KILL YOURSEEEELF)
God are you boring
Devil are you fun
Become based, waste scammer time
Well I guess you are wasting your time when you eat food
Devil may cry
Reminder that it is always morally justifiable to fuck with scammers
you are a peñdejo @river robin idiot
Hi Alex
hijo de puta
Walk time
You smell of unwiped ass
You have less ice than me
not enough snow, get on my level
:flag_ro: Iași, Romania
:clock10: 10 January 2024, 10:59 (10:59 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 79% humidity
🍃 WNW 290° | 3.6 m/s wind
🌡️ -11.15°C (Feels like -17.15°C)
11.93°F (Feels like 1.13°F)
Imagine not fighting for your life when you go outside
your level is flash freezing when you step outside
Ew Romania
-11 celsius ass
Do you smell those on a regular basis?
it was -17 celsius this morning
yesterday it was -19 somehow
Unfortunately.
Consequence of living in a highly populated area.
you probably can't get upset enough that your ass opens up and spews blood just on its own, but - continuous stress/mental issues disrupt work of digestive track, causing inflammation and malfunctions -> it goes long enough for either gut flora getting destabilized and pathogenic bacteria making a good ol hole in the membrane
The asshole professor
but that's just me fantasizing I ain't a shrink to know
Copium
You are a shrink
i ain't a shrimp to blow
just saying that head working bad is enough to cause ass crackdown
translation: get too angy and you will shoot blood out your ass
Sounds like a ability
Superpower
Special attack
do dota players have blood then
Yes
@pale ingot Romanian LOL LMAO
Atleast the mountain view looks cool
you got more snow than we do
QUICK USE THE LOCATION OF THE BUILDINGS TO DOX THE PLACE THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN FROM
clownie pls
Sofia
We got you now Alex
i cant see the image anyway cause discord mobile sucks
He has said where he lives multiple times
AAAAAAAAAAA
Alex next time you scare me like that I'll ban you
who is that Sofia and what is she doing in Bulgaria
those tiles look very similar to the ones we used to use here
Shuddup you nerd
are you secretly living in romania alex
they get used everywhere
Don’t see those in the US ever
Us is not real
Cause they are only used in eastern eu
and my memory is mkre scrambled than my genes
do you have these
damn those shoes look fly
Haven't seen them here but I recognise em
Everyone has them
why do the stairs use different tiles then the rest of the sidewalk
russia
we dont
Don care
we only have boring straight ones
Ha imagine not having gay tiles
and even those suck cause romanians have zero patience
Romania PHAHAHA
ryry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHA
manic episode
You're the maja clone but not a moderator
ryry isnt a maja clone at all
no ones a maja clone until they devolve into dyslexia
This channel will cease to exist by mid-late February I'm TELLING you
You’re why
There will be a Great Brainfart War
Trenches or no trenches
bayonets or no bayonets
Everything
As long as I can string up your moderator corpse
this is gonna be ww3
3
discord edition
its gonna be most similar to a twitter arguement
thought it was, apparently no mutual servers
wtf
good. block that shit
It’s because mods who are active here are shitters.
just a heads up if ya'll do get one
yes
listen just cause you hate madirex dont take it out on falco or s5yn3t
🫵
you're a shitter RYRY
lol
Your name has le special characters in it.
Look who is talking.
The herald of shit
I felt like being extravagant so... 
Finally accuarate name
Yes I am 
well whoever pinged you is probably gone
its maja
Who
I can post like maja if you really want me to.
Ruin this place even more
maha
Maya
Hi
youre gonna have to write a long ass cope when you leave too
otherwise its not authentic
Oh you’re right
“Guys I’m autistic and I’m leaving and you want me to be normal but I can’t”
thats basically it but without proper usage of the english language
@uncut obsidian is the war gonna be like this
clownie, you should apply yourself to something already
Maybe, maybe
what does that mean
Never seen technology
so like the camera feom gmod
nice
Cya
Cool
The one thats trying to replicate the unrecord pov?
i need one of them too
the camera tool
Get one then. Save up.
Never played gmod so yea
Got mine for 44 euro
yes
Gang warfare
Don’t slip
bet
This is my brothers ssd, I'm just picking it up for him, mine already arrived
it's eternity in there...
just use hoverboard
Emsis red
Fine
sissm purpl
Sad story, no more ice
Damn
I fucking wish
Unless this is a checkpoint
wow cant believe the ice just evaporated in these short moments truly sadge
Luckily im wearing winter socks
perfect timing for buying it too
nvme prices are prolly gonna double in the coming year
So true
so buy new storage now if you need it
Cya
gn
so many white people but only a bolt action rifle...
Woahh
mods I just saw a femboy gif
who came up with that BF1 trailer 
KILL HIM NOW
Ded chat
Anyway
Snow is perfect density and icicles on all sides
Yk what time is it
Da hell
Time to clean it all
No black man in maid suit shaking his ass, bad meme
Hi myshinka
Pangos socks
Hello
Miš
just for you rat chan
I've put my best dress
Ur Czech?
Dead pigeon
Nothing new
Does a bakery that serves coffee counts as cafe
I will go with no
:flag_rs: Serbia
:clock10: 10 January 2024, 10:39 (10:39 AM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/Belgrade)
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 63% humidity
🍃 SE 135° | 0.74 m/s wind
🌡️ -4.15°C (24.53°F)
мышь
мышка
:flag_ru: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
:clock7: 10 January 2024, 19:41 (07:41 PM)
🌏 +10.0 (Asia/Vladivostok)
🌑 Night
⛅ Few clouds
🌁 67% humidity
🍃 SSE 156° | 2.76 m/s wind
🌡️ -12.15°C (Feels like -18.15°C)
10.13°F (Feels like -0.67°F)
is bz11k down bad or is he posting his irl footage
He down bad
don't be shy, just say that you like my socks
they good for -20C temperature, ye
he's down with a bad fever 
:flag_lt: Vilnius, Vilnius City Municipality, Lithuania
:clock11: 10 January 2024, 11:43 (11:43 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Vilnius)
☀️ Day
🌧️ Light intensity drizzle
🌁 100% humidity
🍃 W 280° | 4.12 m/s wind
🌡️ -0.15°C (Feels like -4.15°C)
31.73°F (Feels like 24.53°F)
wrong btw
Says -6 on my side
I leave the coffee on the table for 5m and it's already cold fuck winter
I should probably close the windows first
Aternos
:flag_bh: Arad, Romania
:clock11: 10 January 2024, 11:46 (11:46 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
☀️ Day
🌫️ Fog
🌁 92% humidity
🍃 N 0° | 1.03 m/s wind
🌡️ -4.15°C (24.53°F)
Exactly
:flag_au: Queensland, Australia
:clock7: 10 January 2024, 19:47 (07:47 PM)
🌏 +10.0 (Australia/Brisbane)
🌇 Sunset
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 48% humidity
🍃 ENE 57° | 4.9 m/s wind
🌡️ 31.85°C (Feels like 33.85°C)
89.33°F (Feels like 92.93°F)
you what
queensland?
:flag_us: Sacramento, CA, USA
:clock1: 10 January 2024, 01:48 (01:48 AM)
🌎 -8.0 (America/Los_Angeles)
🌑 Night
🌫️ Mist
🌁 93% humidity
🍃 NE 40° | 1.54 m/s wind
🌡️ 6.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
44.33°F (Feels like 42.53°F)
god save the q- king
Australia has a queen too?
And yet they have fucking queensland
Accurate
are you an aussie
you seem to know a lot about them
well one of my closest peoples I talk to all the time, is an aussie so theres the answer

Hallo guys
Oguzyyy
Heyo
Fr. Absolute legend of a man
Yes
By using basic equipment
Yes
why did you wait a whole day after your unmute
To be remembered
I wrote last night
his son looks just dead on for his paps. 🙂 the apple didn't fall far from the tree
Nobody gave fuch 
i was an eeper by then prob
Kinda funny my ssd arrived before my brothers even though he ordered first, wasn't funny having to get the bloody thing
Then I sent a dude sleeping video and slept
radioactive pants wtf
Found them in swamp
Sam sung
Smansmung
Suamasoung
What did he sing
Sam sunglasses
Samsung lasses
Samsung asses
I forget, because my brain is broken, samsung had a char for a little bit right?
Yes
Samsung sam
yes
Sam serious sam sung
the stretchiness of that characters face just makes her look like an alien
how did people waifu her
That long neck thoe
Yeah
Above average
making me remember stuff from before 2020
big chungus
For some reason i wanna ask any ai generator to make rivalry between edge and chrome
third party company pitched it to Samsung, but Samsung never used her, though I think they do use her in some countries
it's also that for us that already kinda gone through a decade in our teens now gonna go through a decade in our 30s
😐
time is funny
Specifically I've heard that Sam is used in Samsung employee training videos
yeah, figured as much
the decade in the middle I guess is kinda lost... being busy with school or life it'll slip by
idk
time just fucking goes past ya
you should do it
do it, do it now
the voices in your head are demanding
feeling nostalgic, here's caramelldansen
💖 13 🔁 4
Time is a made up concept it's completely meaningless
You do you king
Stop worrying about shit
alex would be a slug if he was an animal
id put you on the sidewalk so you have to painfully crawl your way to the dirt as your skin is ripped apart by the tiny pebbels and then step on you once you cant move anymore
anyway id prolly be a fish
of some kind
you are a worm to me ❤️
it's like Jazz band version of Peter Steele's bass
accurate representation of a worms life cycle
seriously those things are so useless i have no idea how they exist
theyre pretty cool actually
fuck around with soil and make it awesome and useful
thats it
you should try being a worm
the top right one is the best cause it has skeletons and its not just dudes
told you
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i was every surprised as a kid when my dad showed me that worms can survive getting cut in half
worms make soil awesome and useful and shit
ok but why they have to be so pathetic
this seems like projection
theyre literally the biological equivalent of a line on a paper
they more useful than you though 
says you brother
Its all chrome
were both romanians
touch the heart of god
i survive in -11°C weather, im superior rn
give it a little scritch

Vince
That fucking sucks
it must be true
back in highschool they really liked to touch my face so it must be a girl fetish or some shit
wtf are women
i think u got molested man
homo sapiens sapiens of the female sex
i thought that was a type od mutant in the cordon
william dadrip
sinful waste
it was -10C in the day and now it's -6C
I for one do not need to look at the numbers to know that I'm fucking freezing all day and night 
Waste? Most of that is still good
Have to build that immune system somehow
It's probably for the best. That looks very fat and unhealthy.. whatever it is
ain't no way consuming that much is good for you
Looks like cheese and bacon soup
is that NSFW or nah
wtf
Notice how theres a german flag in the 3rd pic
Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs
Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough
Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.```
so this is a middle eastern recipe
is that an attempt to blurse the right in two lyrics or am I too far gone
huh
my god
I mean
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the lyrics is a recipe
I can imagine clearly tool singing some shit like that and me vibing to it being none the wiser it's just some weird recipe in german
wait I know that song lol
well guess I know now
isnt this fucking french
or some shit
what
yes
Americans be like
simsalabim 
yes
i havent bothered taking them fat retard
not knowing even the most basic German words is wild
being called a fat retard, but in german
Especially being native english speaker
You fucks literally steal german words when you lack your own
do you guys wanr to see 2 fellows dancing with
eachother
the video has pissfilter idk why
I rather figure out what to replace turkish hash with
nein
Dmt
Molassas?
crystalized gamer girl bathwater?
hmmm
thats a thing of the past
this isnt lockdown
that's just desperate horni
clueless
It was literally just tap water too
not wrong
lol
ik egirls still sell the shit begause why wouldnt they, theyre weird
how about the ones who buy it
if you wan to go that route get her ||Hooha secretions or blood for her period|| if you're going to reference the bathwater what I just say is 100 times worse and possibly disgusting. but you had to go there
if you onspoiled it
it's on you

brainfart is lowering its dose today
fair enough
foreskib
foreskin!!
yayyy6ynnn!!
hi
"Bodily fluids/Secreations"
havent sen you
ive been
especially the hippie cults or whatever
Came out today that the amorath or whatever streamer made 50 million on only fans
fucking true
oh no money maybe i need to get a job or steal for drugs!
anyway vintage story is pretty decent
oh no everyone is addicted to hardcore drugs now
its satisfying to learn how to do shit in
To craft craft beer 
My brother you belong here
to make yeast from a body
into a beer
what would it taste like
interesting question
probably weird
the morality?!
It's like im witnessing live action autism
yes greed morality
i have morals but there are exceptions
it's not autism at this point it's just sheer degenthings™️
get down here now! you inbred trash! hardest dutch voiceline
You cannot tell me greed is not autistic
probably
still on the spectrum you fuck
Tomato tomato
you sure?
I'm probably somewhere there as well. but I am curious about morbid shit because idk
from time to time
okay maybe that is pretty autistic
how do you call adhd people
no thats human nature
adhdic?
attention retarded
you sure greed
normal people don't
fair
morbius
people find it weird when i say one of my career choices is mortician
literally nothing weird about it
i love the company
"euhghh! youre fumbling bodies youre so weird eww!"
don't have to deal with people
they're already dead 🙂
Autism confirmed
Apparently talking about advanced ancient civilizations and the new globalist order is "strange" and "creepy" 
Hillary Clinton and her email regarding the gilgamesh and the buried nephilim.
true story
it's no fun till someone dies
Vicarious
chat is this real
??
they are hiding the biblical nephilim from us
the big people
The wealthy fucks keep getting more richer and have their sick sex weirdo orgies and continue to stick the working class and middle class into a battle with the poorfucks like me 😦
i tell you!
world is fuckled
Could be some weird ass code words or something I guess
the elitist cult that worships the owl statue
fuck no
gilgamesh and nephilim
you all need it too, don't lie
gligladirt
Gulbert
gorb?
gigabuss
Gigachad?
French revolution incoming globally (I hope)
went from biblical to nonsense to memes to transformers
speaking of transformers
you guys remember the old games
fall of cybertron
and war of cybertron
getting rid of fentynal first
i fucking miss the multiplayer bro
inject horse tranq and snort a brick of coke as a party trick





