#🎪bruh-fart

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deep topaz
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wolfdog scary but cute

red glade
finite quest
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!

quartz ridge
river zealot
deep topaz
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you still havent killed your past

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shitter

red glade
meager maple
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Frorg

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Frogr

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Fror

river zealot
deep topaz
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the past still haunts you

meager maple
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Forg

river zealot
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yeah

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i guess

deep topaz
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you gotta kill your past

meager maple
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Fogr

pastel quartz
# red glade

@river zealot we have found your long lost brothers

pastel quartz
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forg

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fro

inland jackal
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Evening

deep topaz
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howdy doody

pastel quartz
inland jackal
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I see that

deep topaz
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nurgle has frogs in his army

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therefore i love him

thorn hedge
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Nurgle on my ballsack

pastel quartz
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wishes you nice day with mind PepeHappy

deep topaz
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cause they comfy with their sexuality

sage otter
pastel quartz
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I need more boolets

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Ineedmoreboolets

river robin
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This is why you’re exiled

deep topaz
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what even is that

pastel quartz
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@pastel quartz

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what caliber type you need

inland jackal
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.37

mystic bluff
inland jackal
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I dont remember any episode having a car there

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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seems like that narrows it down

inland jackal
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Maybe its a mandela effect

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We are all focused on the house we dont notice the car

mystic bluff
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all i've seen is clips ion even remember the house

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
mystic bluff
fading shuttle
pastel quartz
# mystic bluff

if he takes off the mask, will the hallucinations go away?

mystic bluff
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that would imply he'd take normal pills

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anyway prob not cuz apparently pyro is fucked in the head
in lore he sees pyrovision without pyrovision goggles

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thats the whole point
pyrovision

mystic bluff
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actually i might be wrong

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yeah no i might be wrong i just remembered sm

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but im not sure whether thats a fan thing or an actual lore thing

pastel quartz
mystic bluff
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it might be

fading shuttle
mystic bluff
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i forgor

fading shuttle
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it says optical mask, therefore it must be the mask

mystic bluff
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been a while since i read the comics but i remember sm about the pyro seeing funny cuz of the mask

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anyway i will not think about this as i am goign to sleep

pastel quartz
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this early?

mystic bluff
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i woke up 7:20 and im going to sleep at 12am
i'd have to wake up at 7:20 again but im skipping because apparently the lesson will just be a repetition of what we've already been told
apparently

mystic bluff
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and as such i get 9 hours of sleep instead (i will have to work hard in exchange)

pastel quartz
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fucked in the head, hallucinations, mf sounds like me

mystic bluff
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Not enough

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I should be doing more

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I fucked myself over by enjoying my vacation

livid pond
pastel quartz
atomic crane
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work all night on a drink'a rum

pastel quartz
finite quest
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do not

pastel quartz
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would your heart explode, literally

finite quest
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like that one thing in uh

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henry the stickman

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in the prison when he drinks the energy drink

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yk

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that might happen

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
atomic crane
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energy drinks are for depressed people that have to work a 14 hour shift

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if you dont do that then you dont need energy drinks

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simply my opinion

atomic crane
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im racist against people that drink energy drinks while sitting for 8 hours playing video games

atomic crane
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people keep mentioning that name i dont really know anything about them

deep topaz
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xqc is a streamer gremlin

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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bad influence

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im racist against streamers too

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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the only compliment i have for him is that he's probably securing the bag

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other than that, i have no kind words in store for his ilk

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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i dont laugh at them, im actively hateful toward them

pastel quartz
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sometimes they willingly send money upwards to 100 dollars

atomic crane
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yeah i wouldnt do that personally

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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i feel the same way about anything else though, donating to a stream is like tossing money in a street musician's instrument case and i dont like that either

deep topaz
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it's different when someone's actually providing a service, and isn't just televising his idiocy

atomic crane
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i think of money as a representation of the value of someone's labor, and if i don't need to give away 2 hours of labor for something then i wont

deep topaz
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people will donate just so his viewers see that random guy's name on screen for 2 seconds

pastel quartz
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no matter how low I fall, I would never think to sign up for onlyfans

deep topaz
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you should and then send me the link

atomic crane
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a street musician is freely giving away a service so i will never support them monetarily because i'm a money grubber

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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dang

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I need an onlyfans thats just burgers

pastel quartz
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my mother taught me that my body is for my husband strictly to see, I still dont have one but whatever

deep topaz
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a body?

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that's rough

tulip ravine
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Tf is going on

deep topaz
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Ms italy doesn't have a coherent form

atomic crane
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talking about dumb people burning money, hating streamers, and saving yourself for marriage for some reason

tulip ravine
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I mean I can respect saving till marriage

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Each to their own for that respect

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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I can get small like

atomic crane
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yeah i'm saving myself for marriage, i'm definitely not a virgin because i voluntarily decided to isolate myself from society for the majority of my life

tulip ravine
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2 quid to someone you enjoy watching

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Then again I suppose

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If you can afford to send a steamer thousands then I think that’s just boss

atomic crane
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i don't like people that would pay for entertainment as low-effort as streaming

tulip ravine
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I mean

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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Oh you mean onlyfans

midnight cloud
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I love horse

atomic crane
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we were talkin about twitch streamers

midnight cloud
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I think they are majestic creatures

tulip ravine
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Yeah I think it’s wrong and goes against the anti sexualisation fight for both genders

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But each to their own

atomic crane
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someone mentioned onlyfans offhand

tulip ravine
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I just wouldn’t associate myself with someone that did it

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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i feel the same way about onlyfans as i do about this xqc guy, i respect them getting the bag but i dont respect anything else about it

tulip ravine
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Yeah I mean

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If people are retarded enough to send money then fair play get that bag

atomic crane
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think of me as mr. house from new vegas

fading shuttle
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mr house is the only correct choice in new vegas

atomic crane
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i'm all about me, i'm a professional in looking out for numero uno

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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wow, anarchy

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cringe

atomic crane
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mr house is the most comfortable end result for the player

deep topaz
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mr house bad cause old

fading shuttle
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a state that exists as long as my charismatic courier is alive and falls apart the moment i die, atleast house has immortality to stave that off, i dont

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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even if house died, he's probably made everything capable of continuing daily operations for the centuries following his death

fading shuttle
atomic crane
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*securitron throws general oliver off the dam

fading shuttle
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yes

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i always make that choice and thats how i know new vegas aint lasting if im ruling it

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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i think the legion is cool for being the return-to-monkey faction

pastel quartz
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it takes 5.56 for some reason

atomic crane
pastel quartz
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the real gun takes 38.

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because the base is a charter arms bulldog

toxic sundial
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Yo he fucken that shit up though

atomic crane
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and honestly from its right side it definitely has the barrel and receiver parts from that gun

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.222 is close enough to .223 that i'm convinced the NV devs just went off of that

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but isnt there a .223 in nv

pastel quartz
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the parts on top is from a steyr mannlicher

atomic crane
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the barrel and receiver are from the rifle which would decide the caliber of the weapon

pastel quartz
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and the double trigger too

atomic crane
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i didnt know it was in fallout 1 and 2 as the .223 pistol

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i thought it was an NV easter egg only

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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ye

pastel quartz
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would love to own one irl

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there are actually firing models

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you just need a charter arms bulldog to start with

finite quest
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Shit your self!

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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I see

deep topaz
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somebody ever hands me some shit like this one of us is hitting the pavement

river robin
# deep topaz

This ain’t no fucking nyc taco what the fuck is this shit

fallow trellis
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half life? why not the full one?

river robin
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Bring back Ivan

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Ivan didn’t deserve 20 days for what he did

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Mods burn

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Mods burn

pastel quartz
river robin
amber marsh
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MatPat just fucking quit???

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Game theory will never be the same

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FUCK WHY

pastel quartz
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hold on

amber marsh
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amber marsh
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Not even a clickbait

amber marsh
deep topaz
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hes leaving in march

amber marsh
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I respect it, but goddamit bro

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Still, it's coming to an end

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My kids will never know game theory 😭

proven crown
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Surely not

deep topaz
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i haven't respected him in years

pastel quartz
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WHAT THE FUCK

proven crown
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Surely it's just a theory

deep topaz
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especially after that dogshit For Honor video and the coronavirus video he did

pastel quartz
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matpat, why

amber marsh
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I've seen every single one of his videos for years now wtf

proven crown
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I guess "fuck off" really was a powerful meme

amber marsh
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I'm watching the whole thing waiting for a "gotcha!"

livid pond
pastel quartz
amber marsh
# livid pond

Mah boy Odysseus came in clutch with that one 🙏🏼

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Honored to share the name

pastel quartz
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sissypuss

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they really named the mf sissypuss

deep topaz
plush pine
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i heard facebook changed their name, what did they change it to again?

uncut obsidian
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now Jerma has to quit

uncut obsidian
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and it's all gonna be over

river robin
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His content wasn’t good and he was, from all that I’ve heard, very full of himself and generally an asshole.

uncut obsidian
cedar frost
uncut obsidian
toxic sundial
uncut obsidian
toxic sundial
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Nab

deep topaz
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only due to his body failing him

pastel quartz
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I still wonder how poeple see sense in donating money to streamers

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all they're doing is making someone else richer

deep topaz
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its a way to show support

uncut obsidian
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"i still wonder why people are paying for services, you're just making the big corporations richer, just don't pay"

deep topaz
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why does that look so familiar

uncut obsidian
river zealot
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got a cursed lich

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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some mfs donate upwards of 100 bucks to streamers

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I understand if its 1 or 2 bucks, but anything beyond that is just

uncut obsidian
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ok? they support the streamer that makes them happy and they have enough finances to do so

pastel quartz
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a waste of fucking money

uncut obsidian
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they pay for the service that they get for free

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That's just like supporting creators of free games by buying their patreon

pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
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You act like you get forced to pay for it

pastel quartz
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Idk but I just buy a game full price and thats it

uncut obsidian
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Do you not understand what "showing support" means?

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Did noone ever show any support to you

visual stirrup
atomic crane
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i dont personally consider streamers a worthy target of my support

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i like my money too much

atomic crane
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for sure

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and i think they're being played like a damn FIDDLE!!!!!!!!

visual stirrup
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the only reason I'd get on twitch is tell them to get a real job

uncut obsidian
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Is giving money to street performers also considered "being played like a damn fiddle"?

atomic crane
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i still wouldnt spend my money there even if others choose to do so

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its free, i dont need to pay and im not kind enough to do so either

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i have discord nitro to buy, i cant be bleeding money all willy nilly

visual stirrup
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streamers prey on the parasocial needs of the universal lonliness in the 21st century
what most of them do is just say random bullshit while playing video games poorly

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"oh, what is this? this is stupid"
(didn't notice basic shit because they were interacting with chat)

atomic crane
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you know what... i agree!!

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i never thought about it like that, but i think this guy is really onto something

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all this time spent hating streamers because they contributed to the destruction of youtube

visual stirrup
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I kinda get it for the streamers who actually play the game well or do interesting challenges (speedrunners, mostly)
then the game is necessary for the format and gives an interesting performance

atomic crane
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i think that's fine but i dont like it personally cuz i dont find video games THAT interesting

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i prefer someone that makes me laff

tulip ravine
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Not everyone who likes streamers are lonely, I’d say the majority of them aren’t lol

deep topaz
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if I want a laugh I'll boot up an Angry Joe video about madden

tulip ravine
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Is that the yam time one

deep topaz
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they're all like an hour long and it's funny because he says the same things over and over yet the game excludes them every time

atomic crane
deep topaz
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i wouldn't say angry joe is shit

atomic crane
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pulled so much talent away from YT to go do streaming because people would watch and pay

true sedge
deep topaz
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american football is just small scale war simulator. battle plans, formations, etc

atomic crane
tulip ravine
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Look at dankpods

deep topaz
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buff black guys push other buff black guys

visual stirrup
tulip ravine
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That guy puts hours in

atomic crane
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and the game is Twitch

deep topaz
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twitch has made it to where you can earn money by doing nothing more than doing what you'd already do (play video games) but with the camera on

tulip ravine
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I mean you could say the same about sports

deep topaz
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1 / 100th of the effort it takes to make a youtube video

atomic crane
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yeah, it's far less effort than putting a good YT video together

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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and with the video you dont have to be distracted constantly by drooling morons trying to get a reaction out of you

tulip ravine
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Like why do I pay over 300 for a season ticket for football when could just watch it on tv with better camera angles and I can actually see the pitch

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Alot of the seats at goodison are restricted

atomic crane
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i want the content creator to say his piece, make his funny moment, entertain me

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not play nice with the guy who just burned $25

tulip ravine
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One of the seats

atomic crane
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im sorry brother

deep topaz
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good old seat

tulip ravine
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I think that’s lower gwadlys aswell

atomic crane
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BEST SEAT IN THE 'OUSE LADS

tulip ravine
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Which is like

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The passionate stand

atomic crane
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ENJOYIN ME MASHED PEAS ON CHIPS UNDER THE SEATS WITH THE LADS

tulip ravine
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New stadium being built

pastel quartz
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only subscription I pay for is netflix, but when they removed drive, Im thinking of canceling

tulip ravine
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Steepness of that

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Sheee

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Well can’t wait for it

atomic crane
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nice, covered so that the rain cant stop the other team from getting their asses kicked whueeyyy

pastel quartz
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they dont even have, stay,only god forgives,lala land, place beyond the pines, how can I watch my ryan gosling literally me binge weekend now

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fucking netflix dude

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
atomic crane
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kill dumb people NOW

uncut obsidian
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Who did you murder on that plate

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Gooblop

atomic crane
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glonker

pastel quartz
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biblically accurate cat

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I did, mcdonalds, but I got fired

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but only because Im still a student

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got let go after a few months

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a lot of cases of miscommunication

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made customers angry

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they couldnt understand my english, dude im a european in america

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its miscommunication until they got mad

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its my accent, italian heavy accent, struggling to speak proper english

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I cant say cheeseburger right,

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ah fuck, I dont want to get reminded of the minimum wage

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no, I dont want to relive that

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I dont talk about it you dont talk about it

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capische?

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the money I made didnt even cover all my expenses and bills

uncut obsidian
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
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Had better wages back in paris

tulip ravine
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Ted

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My man

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Isn’t that the whole deal with min wage tho

pastel quartz
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I dont know why I picked the u.s for college

tulip ravine
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Like it’s same here

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Once I was getting paid 7.50 a hour

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Below living cost

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But the job was piss easy and anyone could do it

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So I could see why, thousands of applicants it’s mad

pastel quartz
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I shoulda attended college back in france

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american dream is in fact only for americans

tulip ravine
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Ay ted somet really cringe happend at my uni other day

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So I’ve been trying to move over from smoking to vaping, getting there slowly, feel much better from it and my chest is starting to clear

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So I’m outside vaping, a kid in some anime shirt comes up and says breathe air

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Cheeky cunt should of made him breathe through a assisted machine

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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He was like a year younger then me, said to him if he carried on I’d make him hit the whole vape KekSkew

tulip ravine
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I got growled at by a group of emo girls

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Like not even joking growled

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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And there’s a bunch walking around with them fake tails

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That’s just rules everywhere

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Lmao

uncut obsidian
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?

pastel quartz
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non

uncut obsidian
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what, no

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nothing

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emptiness

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air

deep topaz
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who is this guy

uncut obsidian
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nothing

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no idea

deep topaz
uncut obsidian
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not existing

toxic sundial
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My dad knows I do computer science and keeps pressuring me asking why I don't mine bitcoins for money because he keeps doing 1 Google search and thinking it's basically free income forever

uncut obsidian
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you didn't get it

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my interest is not existing

toxic sundial
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Just too old to get it. Doesn't understand even the best rigs make a couple bucks a day

pastel quartz
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he works for lockheed?

uncut obsidian
crimson flame
solar coral
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CW: Dangerous, EVIL reptile, the original tempter

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
undone wave
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I know what I have
no low ballers!

toxic sundial
crimson flame
undone wave
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man i should have bought cheap surplus back when it even was cheap instead of being 12 years old

crimson flame
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lmao unfit to help role kekl

pastel quartz
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it only had 2 mags

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
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I mean I've seen it pretty bad at gunshows but

quartz ridge
pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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how much does a garand cost

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like a actual field used one

toxic sundial
quartz ridge
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at a gun show one was 1.8k

pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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i go there to talk to the MILSURP guy

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i wanna get a flak jacket he has

pastel quartz
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good luck trying to find one of those

quartz ridge
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140$

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think i can haggle down to 100

quartz ridge
pastel quartz
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hard to aquire

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and the price for 30-06 too

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I feel bad for your wallet

quartz ridge
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remington 870 for 400$

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that was

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well a suprise to see it not hella inflated

pastel quartz
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I really want myself a gen 3-4 glock 17

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but dont know where to find them

quartz ridge
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got no glocks

tempted but they look ugly

toxic sundial
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Praying for 7.62 to be 20¢ again

quartz ridge
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i have bout

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1k 7.62x39 stashed but

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shits expensive

pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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and and for a gun i lost in a boating accident that coincidently would be illegal in modern day CALI

toxic sundial
quartz ridge
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should have stashed more

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but now a whole ass ammo background check in CALI

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what the actual fuck

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
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Besides I want to target shoot more, sure I've got a stash but I'm hesitant to hit the range when I know every mag costs 15$

quartz ridge
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bright side was that it made me look and hope i had more 9mm , 40 and .45 stashed and i did!!

pastel quartz
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you cant even have pistol grips on ar's anymore

quartz ridge
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literally found old loose 7.62x39 rounds that smelled like piss

quartz ridge
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it needs to be maglocked

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and n o 30 rounders

pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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really sucks ass

quartz ridge
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mag lock means you don't need it

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was the better option because it didn't castrate my gun fully

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if i did the fin grip / featureless it would have to be modified to fuck

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literally the entire gun had everything they hated so instead went with mag lock

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and the guy i spoke to will let us revert it for free if the laws get changed again

toxic sundial
quartz ridge
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2014 id say

toxic sundial
quartz ridge
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" you need to have bought a gun in the past 5 years " my ass LOL

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literally just went to the same store he always has and they let him through

river zealot
toxic sundial
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I meant more not going to stop crime or anything like it's "supposed to"

quartz ridge
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can't bring younger cousins / siblings to gun store anymore

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1k fine for the shop if they are caught with a minor in the building

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however the hill billy ones don't care

pastel quartz
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idk for the ar mags

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why is california gun laws so shit

weak jackal
quartz ridge
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but uhhh i don't know who would do such a immoral thing!!!

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fun fact i did that when the 30 rounders were being banned

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you could during " freedom week "

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
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And there's no criminal punishment for politicians that abhorrently violate the rules

quartz ridge
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literal idiots who think that banning guns deletes all gun crime

deep topaz
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its funny that they think criminals will suddenly follow the law when it comes to guns

quartz ridge
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watch any khyber pass video on how they make it

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may or may not be the reason im gonna visit the old country soon clueless

toxic sundial
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They can make up a law that if you violate you'll go to jail forever, but if you challenge the law and the supreme Court decides the law violates the constitution the lawmaker doesn't get any preprimand

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And it takes tens of thousands of dollars, a team of lawyers, and years of legal work to actually challenge stuff like that

deep topaz
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hehe oopsie won't do it again :3c

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they explicitly do shit like that cause the common folk don't have enough money to pursue them in their homefield, the court of law

toxic sundial
quartz ridge
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i miss the timeframe when trump was the president

gun safes at COSTCO like god intended

toxic sundial
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Nah fuck him dude banned bump stocks, his administration had no power to do that and they did it anyways

quartz ridge
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true

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i miss the time frame i meant

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not him specifically

deep topaz
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the most hilarious part is that people comply with gun laws, knowing that the people imposing laws on guns are the people we are supposed to be able to fight back against

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shall not be infringed, and all that

quartz ridge
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for example at a local gun show there was a police raid because a vendor said he wouldn't comply with anther atendee

who was a cop

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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alcohol tobacco and firearms should be the name of a store, not an agency

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one hilarious thing that I can't help but laugh at is libertarians voting for gun laws

pastel quartz
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"any rifle barrel length under compliant is illegal"🤓🤓🤓🤓

deep topaz
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its like they think a gun being slightly more concealable makes it deadly

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a 9mm pistol with an extended mag and hollows is just as dangerous as a short barreled rifle

pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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my penis is a SBR

pastel quartz
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big fucking deal

quartz ridge
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oh my bad

deep topaz
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i wonder why in particular that they have legislation on barrel lengths

crimson flame
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pretty sure thats not a dog

deep topaz
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because if it's solely based on concealability then that's worthless

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
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Yeah gun laws make no sense, and are all blatant violations of the Constitution. The only reason they get away with it is because they make slow gradual changes over 3 generations so nobody actually notices. Also pointing this out at all gets 14 redditors at your doorstep telling you it's a "slippery slope fallacy"

uncut obsidian
deep topaz
pastel quartz
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
quartz ridge
#

if in a loony society they ban all guns im makin em in my shed

pastel quartz
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this piece of shit, look how big the gun is compared to the scope

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
#

the atf gave that a hunting/sporting excempt

quartz ridge
uncut obsidian
quartz ridge
quartz ridge
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pretty retarded lol

quartz ridge
#

and live

toxic sundial
uncut obsidian
#

tactical dog inbound

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
toxic sundial
#

Pretty please

pastel quartz
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they take your guns then shoot your dog

toxic sundial
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I need one

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For emotional support

uncut obsidian
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do you think they still have those

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and not just soviet helmets

toxic sundial
#

Oh yeah good point

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Guess I gotta take a flight to Poland and a bus over to get one myself jokerge

pastel quartz
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Im european, even I say the atf should be abolished

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fuckers cant let anyone have shit

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shame I cant take my guns back home

crimson flame
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go to swiss

pastel quartz
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I cant speak their language

crimson flame
#

i think they speak german?

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italian and french is as hard as german right?

toxic sundial
deep topaz
#

german isn't bad as long as you know english

pastel quartz
#

I think...no

crimson flame
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just have a baguette ready

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someone disrespect you, you bonk them with baguette

dreamy flaxBOT
#

No horny for you v0ltaire. aAlexBonk

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
#

I go to Paris dressed in T-shirt and cargo shorts just to piss off parisians

pastel quartz
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mainly americans

toxic sundial
crimson flame
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im completely clueless

deep topaz
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parisians hate people who aren't them

crimson flame
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lmao

uncut obsidian
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"parisians"

pastel quartz
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go visit italy, not paris, étrangers stupides

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

so you're italian who speaks french. what makes you like french language?

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
crimson flame
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i listened to some songs that has french part, tried reading the lyrics, got confused af lmao

pastel quartz
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lived in paris my whole life before heading off to college, born and only stayed in sicily for like 3 years, then I was thrown off to my french relatives

deep topaz
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truly a fate worse than death

pastel quartz
quartz saffron
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i dont even know if thats bad

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
quartz saffron
atomic crane
#

this is how i imagine falco sounds

toxic sundial
atomic crane
#

oh shit

pastel quartz
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in here

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somewhere

toxic sundial
#

Mama Mia they hita they fucking Pentagon

uncut obsidian
#

his voice message is literally in the pins here

toxic sundial
#

I like thin crust pizza

atomic crane
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im not a chronic farter i dont know these things

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and i dont actually want to hear his voice anyway, it would ruin it for me

atomic crane
pastel quartz
#

anyone know when they remove the exile role

atomic crane
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approximately 30 days after the last time you ask about it

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
#

I think its a week

atomic crane
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i like pizza that has hot steamy aereated dough inside the crust but the outside is buttery and crispy

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
atomic crane
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and then i like about a quarter inch-half inch of dough for the topping surface

toxic sundial
atomic crane
#

people get stoned for being horny in brainfart

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i dont know if you'll get that exile role removed any time soon

pastel quartz
atomic crane
#

no just middle europe

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where all of the mods seem to be from

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(disclaimer: i know not all of the mods are from middle europe it was for the funny joke)

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
atomic crane
#

yeah you are

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you're slovenian

uncut obsidian
atomic crane
#

i think they were shooting for "iraq" but went wide of the mark

pastel quartz
atomic crane
#

in the old country

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i searched babushka in tenor

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i didnt know it was a Joe Mama gif

uncut obsidian
atomic crane
#

it's true

pastel quartz
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but the baby is jesus...so you know

atomic crane
#

such a simple typo, yet such a funny result

atomic crane
#

idk about general horniness tho

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on a scale of 1-10 how much of a thief am I if I just finished emptying out the pockets and chests of everyone in the Ragged Flagon (thieves guild)

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i mean damn, delvin mallory had 1500 gold on him

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delvin can i borrow a few racks

pastel quartz
#

its a new phone

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small ass keys

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I have meaty fingers

atomic crane
#

oh that sucks

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im so fucking horny right now

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please ask me how faithful i am to the emperor

atomic crane
#

with fleur de lis symbols on the face of each breast

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this is Adepta Sororitas (badass)

pastel quartz
tender karma
#

the nuns with guns

atomic crane
#

nah just generally anyone who might be thinking i'm heretical in this bitch

pastel quartz
#

not doing that

tender karma
#

everyone is a heretic if you torture them enough

atomic crane
#

innocence proves nothing

pastel quartz
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non merci

atomic crane
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luv golden throne, luv me astronommycon

pastel quartz
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sorry, I dont speak ork

atomic crane
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i was in my true brexit geeza arc there

pastel quartz
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I am but a simple tech priest

atomic crane
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i dont think an ork would praise empra'

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a true 'ardboy would praise gork and mork

pale ingot
#

orks are based

atomic crane
atomic crane
#

Grimgor's voice lines are epic

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me choppa wants ta mash yer...

deep topaz
#

grimgor is quite a character

tulip ravine
#

Madi

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The stink mod of brainfart

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How are you

tulip ravine
#

WAGHHHHHHJ

smoky iris
#

WAAAAAAAAAGHH!

tulip ravine
#

Me and the boys in the chippy when there’s only one fish chips and mushy peas fr

smoky iris
#

thats one hell of a sight

tulip ravine
atomic crane
tulip ravine
#

“Here at [company name]”

uncut obsidian
smoky iris
atomic crane
smoky iris
#

cursed

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but a good chuckle

uncut obsidian
atomic crane
#

what is telegram

high token
#

or a slavic person

atomic crane
#

yeah you got em

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judging by where they claim to live i am almost certain madi is slavic

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because i cant see any non-slavic person living where they live

true sedge
atomic crane
#

yeah french will do that to you

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im gonna keep it a buck with yall; i could honestly go for a nice warm steamy loaf with a crispy chewy exterior

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and a tub of fucking butter to slide it down my throat with

winged chasm
crimson flame
#

why would you go back to newbie chat anyway

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shits full of people that cant read

weak jackal
weak jackal
atomic crane
weak jackal
true sedge
#

im not gonna infringe on your right to do that but just dont do it infront of me, ok?

pastel quartz
#

supposed to cut it into pieces and eat it separately

toxic sundial
atomic crane
#

god that sounds like a beautiful evening

pastel quartz
atomic crane
#

i want to sit on a terrace looking at the setting sun by the sea with a glass of wine and some le baguette

atomic crane
#

i dont like the real french

river zealot
pastel quartz
inland jackal
#

Morning all my fellas

river zealot
atomic crane
#

i want the sky to look like this as i drink wine and eat le baguette..

inland jackal
#

Server hasnt been on for day

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Damn

uncut obsidian
inland jackal
#

True

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I wanna make a zombie piglin farm

prisma quiver
#

Irl?

weak jackal
#

he is a big baby boy

inland jackal
atomic crane
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i'll be over to provide this service

inland jackal
#

1984

foggy mantleBOT
#

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inland jackal
#

I still dont get it

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Whats so special about it

robust cove
#

Bout what

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I don't get your question

inland jackal
robust cove
#

Yeah, what about it?

inland jackal
#

Ion get it

robust cove
#

Go read a book or something

inland jackal
#

Ew

atomic crane
#

you dont get the joke about 1984?

river zealot
#

Bro those big dogs are acary

#

Like imaginr waking up going to take a piss

#

And you meet this in the dark

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@atomic crane bro is typing an essay

atomic crane
#

sitting here tryna not post since you called me out....

#

pull your pants down

weak jackal
atomic crane
#

this looks like disco elysium

river zealot
atomic crane
#

what is that game

river zealot
#

Where the guy is doing sports

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On tv

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And the girl from tv talks to him

atomic crane
river zealot
#

It lives in my head rent free

atomic crane
#

it would in mine too from the sound of it

river zealot
#

Perhaps you should

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The woman says like

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Dont be lazy

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And says his name

atomic crane
#

i would bust right then and there

weak jackal
atomic crane
#

the hot fawkin babes doesnt hurt, but im interested in this cosmic horror thing i hear is in it

weak jackal
#

yeah its great

#

survival horror

uncut obsidian
atomic crane
river zealot
weak jackal
#

for a fun surprise

uncut obsidian
#

artyom seems to know more about russian femboys than I do

atomic crane
#

madi can confirm, is a russian femboy

dreamy flaxBOT
#

🖼 Avatar to sleepysamantha

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

uncut obsidian
weak jackal
#

more than meets the eye

river zealot
weak jackal
#

got the replika metal parts

warped goblet
uncut obsidian
#

don't know any of those 2 things

atomic crane
#

guys i think its the signalis woman

#

the woman of signal

weak jackal
#

omg elster

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big fan

atomic crane
#

gawd dayum... i need to bust rq brb

weak jackal
river zealot
#

For some reason they are really close to femboys now

weak jackal
#

anyway i'm gonna go lay down i'm soooooo tiredddd (i did nothing today)

river zealot
#

The line is blurred

weak jackal
atomic crane
#

what the fuck WHY

uncut obsidian
robust cove
inland jackal
atomic crane
#

im gonna fuckin

uncut obsidian
#

and they always were getting all the bitches in the class for some reason

atomic crane
#

cum

weak jackal
#

wait til you see how tall they get based on model make

robust cove
weak jackal
uncut obsidian
atomic crane
inland jackal
weak jackal
#

can we ban the M word

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ptsd

robust cove
#

No

weak jackal
#

aw darn

robust cove
uncut obsidian
weak jackal
#

i'm taller than lstr but shorter than arar

river zealot
weak jackal
#

perfect

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
river zealot
#

It doesnt good

uncut obsidian
#

бананчики

#

бананчики

#

бананчики

weak jackal
river zealot
#

You like bananas don't you

weak jackal
river zealot
atomic crane
river zealot
#

Animation

#

I swear ive seen it before

atomic crane
uncut obsidian
#

бананчики

weak jackal
uncut obsidian
#

бананчики

weak jackal
#

hehe

river zealot
#

I see

weak jackal
#

fastest gae in the west

river zealot
inland jackal
#

snoop dog in ww2?

weak jackal
#

yes

river zealot
#

Im subbed to komaru telegram channel

atomic crane
river zealot
#

But are you

warped goblet
river zealot
weak jackal
atomic crane
#

i stopped playing call of duty when they released the first "season" for warzone, that shit was just too ratarted for me

inland jackal
uncut obsidian
atomic crane
#

before mw2019 i hadnt played a cod game since mw3

weak jackal
#

fym recycle I MADE this meme

#

mods

#

kill her

river zealot
#

I wanna play cold war

atomic crane
#

what

weak jackal
atomic crane
#

that makes no sense

#

cold war's singleplayer was so mid

river zealot
atomic crane
#

world at war?

river zealot
#

Back when it was oriented on sp

weak jackal
#

omg its wednesday

river zealot
weak jackal
atomic crane
#

guys its a good sp... we promise!

river zealot
uncut obsidian
river zealot
#

Fuck you moderator man

uncut obsidian
#

fuck you artyom man

atomic crane
#

i like your funny words moderator man

river zealot
inland jackal
#

what color palette is good for a site that sells kithen appliances

#

white/yellow?

atomic crane
#

and white

inland jackal
#

with black outlines

atomic crane
#

what kind of appliances

inland jackal
#

kitchen

atomic crane
#

my kitchen has a stand mixer, a dishwasher, a microwave, an oven

#

different colors for different groups of appliances

river zealot
inland jackal
#

oven could be like

#

light gray

river zealot
#

I dont think we artyoms live for this long

#

Im scared man

atomic crane
#

my brother in christ are you doing a school assignment

inland jackal
#

but i was thinking of a general background for all

atomic crane
#

damn im a bit of a diviner

uncut obsidian
#

I'm your uncle

atomic crane
#

for all, go with a brand color

#

come up with a brand and decide its main color

inland jackal
#

i kinda need this assignment to be able to do exams

atomic crane
#

like burgundy or gold

river zealot