#🎪bruh-fart
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Bz11k actually accepting my points??? What did you do to the Real Bz11k. You are hiding him under your floorboards aren't you?
ive come to the realization blocking is for bitches
Margariiitiii 🤌 🤌 🤌
ok
my genetics makes me annoyingly tall
I was somewhat bullied for being fat
slow down cowboy, don't cum just yet
if I had to prove certain points to someone then that just motivates me to not give effort at all
Still am, but by myself
how homosexual of you
i will pour ketchup on pizza
i used to be super skinny too lol im 65kg now
Should've said stronzo di vaffanculo to Hans Landa frfr
I'm italian (sicilian)
Speak italian then
I forgor
You see the problem?

lies
all lies
you're spanish
Not me, the dude in the quote
"say auf wiedersehen to your nazi balls" is clearly the best part of Inglorious Basterds on god
i fucking new this dude is a fake ass italian and a fake ass wemen too. Fucking average Brainfart exile right there
oh so you're still spanish you haven't changed race yet
Come?
for my whole life, I had a symbiotic relationship with chubby guys. I'd bully you too, but midly, and you'd like it
Me lo faccia sentire un'altra volta..
this guy has weak ass triceps looks like
I'm somewhere around that weight rn
I think?
thats the problem, the more you care about little shit like that, the less I care
How is it even a little shit if you claim to be italian? No, sicilian, since you want to everyone to know you're sicilian and not italian 
I'm 105 
I dont have to prove shit ta you, who are you, my nonna?
I'm italian 100%, you on the other hand...
pretty sure the creature claimed it was Italian only by origin and was relocated to another country when it was young, which would make it work. but I know by now that impressing your paranoid ass into anything is a fool's errand
is it true what they say about sicillians?
now we are taking a small lesson about italians races
Yeah it's what I said as well, bro is saying he simply forgor how to italian, like yeah I'm going to believe that 
interesting
Don't call me chubby you retard, I'm a fucking sumo bitch, this shit ain't nothing for me man
Make an example out of him
Training for that tennis tournament
Bro training to give his gf the best smashing of her life
I'm about to say something that may traumatize you to the very core, Falconelli. if you were taken to another country while you are a wee lad, you could have... forgotten Italian yourself...
im not, my dads german, my moms sicillian and I was raised by my french relatives
This is the fakest gayest shit I have seen in a very long time
10/10 by anime standards
Mr. Alpenman
Un saluto a tutti i miei fratelli Brainfart, tutti tranne le false donne e i falsi italiani
whatever floats your heavily overloaded boat, mr wrinkles 
Still better than Tokyo Ghoul tbh
more importantly why is that one guy in boxers and the other shirtless too
everything is better than tokyo ghoul mate
Motivation
Just call me a fat fuck like normal person, stop using your gayass lil nicknames
wouldnt you like to know gayboy
Does your name begin with "Nico" by chance?
le français est ma langue dominante, ce n'est pas ma faute, j'ai juste l'accent
Hey nico, its your cousin roman lets go bowling
can't do my bootaylishious friend, that's what fun for me
ehw wtf get your sorry ass outta here rn
Mukbang
non
ciao miei concittadini italiani, come state
Wait, you need context about the whole thing
Your point is correct, I agree on that, we all do, it's totally normal and to be expected
THE PROBLEM HERE, is that this dude is claiming to be 100% italian, born and raised in Italy for a long time, in theory he's 18+ or something, then he flew somewhere else, I really don't know where and that's why we're calling out the bullshit, you cannot simply forget the language you were born with, come on now
Crossaint, Baguette Fromage Fuck you
Call me fluffy then, cause he's a chad 
so is his Italian is like, google translate level or just rusty af
qu’est-ce que vous avez préparé pour aujourd’hui?
🤝
non, va te faire foutre
Some new lore just dropped, his mother is italian = dude is not italian
We were right
frog legs
vous tuer
????? are you guys inverted jews or how having an Italian mother makes him not Italian
rien, je viens de manger
Just because his mother is italian doesn't mean he's italian, this is my point
Also, and this is true, you're italian if you're born in Italy
Dude's EYES are fucking MASSIVE
Cool it with the antisemetic remarks
Even by ANIME standards, jfc
Falco waking up from his 10 year coma to debunk an italian
Ethnicity =/= nationality
Peak
real
big eyes = wemen
Poor starving Canadian child...
i'm Turkish and Turkish
You can tell he's canadian because he says "Goot" instead of "Good"
my confusion is based on the fact the creature in question claimed to be born and raised in sicily
Bro trust me she got feminine eyes
@grizzled meadow dont mind me asking but can you explain some more about sicilians cause i dunno much about them
they love pizza and pasta
Sissylians*
and they will
I'm not sicilian so I don't really know what I could tell you
i cut the horse head
I have to get to work, but brainfart is amusing right now
fair enough then sorry bro
I was, for a short time, for 2 years only
was only born there dude
See? He's italian then, but he doesn't speak the language
Mistery solved
see what
Sorry, internet
now you got me confused. weren't you claiming otherwise?
WHAT??? NO YOU HAVE TO DOUBLE DOWN AND NEVER ADMIT YOUR WRONG
Bruno said it better
Im sorry for you
YOU'RE NOT SICILIAN?!
Man fuck this, fucking liar italian whateverthefuckyouare
Falco you have to gaslight
yeah its hard being great
oh my god Falco you a bunch of sentient bananas
p!false
my birth certificate says I am one, but I was raised by my french relatives
!pfalse
they cooka da pizza
what was the command again
I mean I don't make the rules
To be 100% Italian you have to be born in Italy, simple as that, you can't be Italian otherwise (IIRC)
@pastel quartz would you eat noodles with butter and ketchup?
I swear to god that chubby bitch is gonna weasel out of claiming anything the moment it's obvious whatever he was saying can't be true
so if a mouse is born in rome, is the mouse italian then and not a mouse?
If the mouse is born in Rome, the mouse is italian because Rome is in Italy
So its not a mouse anymore, Its italian
you were saying he's not Italian! and now you're saying he's Italian like you were claiming that from the start!
don't bullshit me!
Italian mouse
if the mouse is born in sicily, it gets executed because its sicillian
They should have made Rattatouie play in italy
would have been better
rats don't last long in Sicily?
so quick lore, by the time I was born, my parents marriage were failing, my aunr couldnt handle me just sitting there getting neglected, so I was sent to my french relatives
Well yes, I was saying he's not italian because he claimed to be italian without even speaking the language
The "my mom is italian and I was born in Italy" dropped like one minute ago
thats all I could explain dude
Balco you are beyond dumb
Literally why
Also what Torres is saying
Oh no, a man admitting to his wrongs
Unbelievable!! Let’s boo him and throw tomatos at him
SHut your bitch ass up rn
I'm not admitting any wrongs because the lore dropped literally two minutes ago
air drop a pregante wemen into the vatican to give birth so the kid can legally become the new pope
you think the vatican has air defense systems?
Molten ice 
no way he said this 💔
Well, I was basically siding with you
Because I know you didn’t know but everybody is holding you accountable for what you previously said
only one way to find out
Realest shit I've ever seen
because I said "the fact he doesn't speak Italian well does not mean he's not 100% not Italian" and you said "nuh uh" and then he said he has Italian mum and you went full 180 and said "yeah he's Italian!" that's fucking why!

Again, that's only because no one knew about where the dude was born
Now we know
I swear to god I'm gonna doxx your silly ass, come to Italy and strangle you
bruh, I aint one, I dont write the language perfectly, AT MOST IM FRENCH
You're mad because I'm right, simple as that
this man broke discord tos, ban him rn
uccidi paffuto.
Pregnant women pulverized by his holiness' C-RAM
tu ne peux pas te mettre dans la tête que je ne suis pas italien ?
perché mamma e papà litigano?
still responding to me XD
I'm Pregnant i'm pregnant
And i shot her anyways
could say the same about you
Not really, I don't think they own it
Im not the one being mean :(
you talkin to me?
Legendary story
In any case fucking @placid sail benzin, I did what I had to do: research
Quick 101 on "how can you be considered italian":
The main way to be an Italian citizen is to be** born of Italian parents**
In our legal system there is "ius sanguinis", meaning, if one of your parents is Italian, you too are automatically Italian from birth, even if you were born abroad and have never set foot in Italy
In this particular case, the dude is Italian like me because he was born in Italy and his mother is Italian as well
Dude doesn't speak the language because as you said dude was raised by french relatives away from Italy (bro is very lucky)
oh my fucking god
i am being mean, but thats normal i am always mean
talco, I only lived in palermo for 3 years, then paris for the rest of life until college
Are you? Good to know
bro am i supposed to read all that, fucking release an audio book already like common
See? Bro is italian
3 years dude
Ciao falco
And? You're italian
Ah yes Paris, the city that smells like piss
saying I still count as one if I was raised by the french?
AND THE REASON WHY I'M MAD WITH YOUR STUPID ARROGANT BOLOGNESE ASS IS
YOU TOLD YOU'RE 100% CERTAIN, AND I TOLD YOU THAT THE REASON THAT MAKES YOU CERTAIN IS NOT A CONCRETE EVIDENCE OF THAT
AND LO AND BEHOLD, IT WAS NOT CONCRETE INDEED
AND INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING THE FACT YOU WERE TOO SWIFT WITH YOUR CONCLUSIONS, YOU PRETEND TO BE A SMARTASS AGAIN
Yes, you were born in Italy = you're italian, it's not rocket science
Lmao bolognese
ГОСПОДЬ ДАЙ МНЕ СИЛ НЕ ЗАХУЯРИТЬ ЭТОГО НАДМЕННОГО ПУХЛОГО МОДЕРАТОРА
Pipa di pupa looking ass
Clown him boys

my aunts lied to me, said I was french
God give me energy smth smth moderator
😔
You're also french at this point
Which is way worse then italian
obviously
Снимай маску француз
I am shaking with anger
I compromised
i kinda expected him to fart
dont know wich is worse
now i am disappointed
I'll go do some actual work so I don't fantasize about killing Falco in ten different painful ways
French
ta ta
how bout that that pricks face when you showed the gyat
fair enough
P!magik 1162423225922355230
me when pango
i remember when the sopranos was good
You mean always, from season 1 to season 6
it isnt even funny but it had me cracking up for a solid minute
the sopranos is the best show i watched imo
what did that dude do, why did they shoot him
Welcome in our family, you're one of us now
he saw the gyatt
ouch I'm laughin my abs
all you do is breaking balls all the time
literally all that had to be said 
furio was the only good character
HEY FAMILY GUY
Furio was insane
i love how they had to get a real italian to handle business lmao
have you watched the many saints of newark?
i will not
i compruhmized
watched it, it was just tony soprano lore
Is it at least good?
(probably not)
what was the context in the "I jacked off in a tissue" scene
i havent heard anything good about it
Phil Leotardo talking about his time in jail
I don't remember the exact context but it's probably something about "ayyy we are da boss of da town, we needa to splita da power" and such
but it atleast confirms that in the sopranos universe ||hell exists, since the narrator is christopher and he directly says thats where he is||
if i had money to buy a vr headset i would buy one for my dad cause he wishes for one
It was, for me, I watched it for the lore

and mainly the lore of tony
i kinda got the urge to smoke cigars and eat gabagool rn
jacked off in a tissue, arent you suppose to wipe with the tissue
Yes, but he compruhmized
understandable
I bet you don't have a doctor in Jacking off into a TissueOlogy
you wouldn't get it
no, I just had lessons in hating foreigners for visiting paris-ology
wow i feel the same, but i just hate all of paris, and france, and all the people that live there or vacation there
thats understandable, when the poeple dont like a sudden change, they riot
Man at least the french actually try to get shit done, not like rest of the EU countrys that glue themselves to roades like retards
gotta respect the french for that
And those retards are paid by the same people who produce fuel and whatnot, it's like a dog biting its own tail
oh yeah, understandable, look at those westerners who does the riots, but they dont get the desired effect
I love burning diesel
i got 10 diesel generators running rn just out of spite
Gooood yes
if you hate the activists that much, gotta crank up those numbers
more pollution
everyone gotta start small
you cause pollution because you hate the activists, i cause pollution because i want the netherlands to sink into the ocean
we are not the same
You will see me in the news in a year or two
Local Black German Man buys 1000 Diesel generators and lets them run for literally no reason
if I was there in paris when the riots happened I shoulda lit some busses on fire
based
nah its not the fault of the bus drivers that the government is shitty
I will build a lag machine in Germany
With EU funding?
fair enough
Yes 
i mean that was a rethorical question
of course its with eu funding
We only get money to grief other countries
grief?
drama???
🍿❓
a tl;dr of Falco vs bz11k, please?
what you grieving about
nothing new
classic bz11k is better then everyone
They fucked at the end
bz11k ate spagett from falcos tummy
Dumbass hedgehog
hedhog
english mf do you speak it
PHONE SUCKS
steal a better phone then polish boy
Kill yourself
i don't think i will
I'll steal yours
have fun with my 120 bucks Xiaomi Redmi
I obly care about the dick picks saved on it
no dick picks for you polish boy
only nudes from real wemen
napoleon should come back fr
not deppresed napoleon exiled on st helena, prime napoleon
Prime russia invadeing in the winter napoleon?
waterloo all over again
nevermind
void
i beg to differ
And Brunhildas
You don't count
there are women in germany?
No
so its just "aryan" dudes then
thats a mental meltdown
who is that maja dude
You don't say
a dude that was so annoying that we all bullied him for over a year until he finally left
Your average schizo guy who kept crying he had issues instead of actually solving them with professional help
crybaby who couldn't cope with people calling him stupid (he is stupid)
Was annoying on purpose
"WHY IS EVERY9NE CALLING ME ANNOYINGGGGG"
les fous devraient être jetés dans des asiles
Omeletee du fromage
Speak english frenchie
les fous devraient être jetés dans des asiles
oui oui petite huey
for some reason you're still here though
the insane should be thrown in mental hospitals
Oui
oui oui la baguette du fromage
im not insane, je suis juste français
which is the same thing
Suis?! SUS?!
creme du penis
nah id win
eyo no sexual harassment in brainfart
Only thing youre winning is a trip to the geologist
you abhor the french yet you understand it
i am not stupid
creme du penis is pretty clear to understand
Ah yes the french only word
Penis
its obvious the french like penis in their mouth
True
no, it all just means "cum"
creme du
Penis cream?
creme du fromage
French fucking retarded
creme, is cream
wow really? who could have thought that?
creme du penis= cream of penis
Le fische
Dumbest language in existance
nah, thats scottish
ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH
irish though, I think you hate the british more if you're irish
Guys i just hate language in general, why do we waste so much energy moving and flapping our lips and tongues like SHIT man i wanna grunt and throw my hands instead
The Scottish are funny at least
ouh ouh uh UHHHHHU UHHHH UHHHHHHH (starts beating chest)
SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAA
🤲👐🫷🫸✌️👉👌🫳🫴🤙
hehe seggs
✍️🦵🦶🫵

curse of Ra
Irish is, I WAS BORN ON DUBLIN STREET WHERE THE LOYAL DRUMS DID BEAT, AND THE LOVING ENGLISH FEET WALKED ALL OVER US
👉👌🫵🙏
the ira songs are a fucking banger, gets me in the mood for rioting
i do enjoy a good car bomb from time to time
"come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man"✍️🔥🔥🔥
great song
fuck it time to listen to ira songs again
the instrumentals are a banger too
bangin fr
Black and tans is overrated, foggy dew is quite good
i fucking love Foggy dew
Or Rifles of The IRA
Or the kinky boots one
Real
Or my old man's a provo
My little Armalite too
so many bangers
So many bangers
"I drove my sarcen through your garden last night, kicked your front door down at midnight"🗣️✍️🔥🔥🔥
This is what we use for serenades
The Armor Piercing bullets in me little armalite
Thats for valentines
"Youve pierced me heart with your armor piercin bullets" written on the card
romantic
smash 100%
Gets them everytime
😳
Is this a courage the cowardly dog reference?
I don't think so
It is to me now
A comrade on me left and another one on me right, and a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite
man i played some IRA roblox game a while ago, we stole the brits heli and founded the IRA Airforce
funny af
If only it were true
a man can dream
Truly
Woah guys they made skill dif a real thing
that was the analog horror back then
It was MY analog horror
especially that episode with the "return the slab"
the villain was 3d in a 2d world
Not even that man the fuckin weird homonculus looking thing in "youre not perfect" episode screwed me up
Then theres also this
oh god, not that one
oh dear christ
ah, great, friendship with spotify ended (again)
godless
don't get to horny bz11k
*too
who cares
just use spotdl
get new material bz11k
get ficken get ficken get ficken
I just use xmanager for my phone spootify, it's no problem
it's just funny it was prohibited for a long time, then started working for a couple months, then stopped again
Fuck off hypocrite
the duality of man
What does this have to do with anything
Also that stays true
average polish man
is this a screenshot from the furry rp server
Finish the screenshot biatch
ahahaha
its from Staff furry rp
nuh uh
pavlo is not staff
Yes I am
he is
Get muted
i am too
/mute @uncut obsidian
hey mods fix that its not working
Sorry hold on
i am annoying
we know
be quiet discount jannie
/mute @uncut obsidian 10 year
go watch vtubers
## #####
go mute someone for a week, oh wait
Stop swearing
i will
You sure bout that
let the hamster cook
yes the joke is that he has done that
A joke is very funny when you have to explain it
everyone knows that
im sorry but pavlo is stupid so one has to make sure he understands
he bouta say some wild shit about cats
Thank you 🤝
i think he only acts like he gets it, make a pie chart and a 10 page powerpoint explaining the joke

pavlo isnt worth that much effort
Rude

stop ####### SWEARING!! that is very naughty!!!
i need a burger
i would abuse that
system
just dm every single behemoth lady on there
with obscenities
firewatch looks so dope
pretty 
i canr bc im in the retard building called school
so close to jumping out the window because my teacher has been ranting about art for a good 50 minutes
art history
the teachers cool
but its actual torment because everyday it is
Firewatch?
a full period of listening
i wanna beat the school shooter mission but its quite the challenge
when you can fucking get
ONE TAPPED WHEN WEARING FULL COVERAGE KEVLAR ARMOR!!
Use 'Negev' (FN Minimi iirc) or sumn idk
joke idk if thats in ready or not
dont play it
i use sr16, m4, mk18
i thought it was fn minimi NAMED negev for cs
bara.
well in games ive played negev is some sorta foreign versioj of the m249
lets see here... AR, AR and AR (Armalite-Rifle)
yeah i know its armalite
imi ace moment?
Nooo..:(
i crash from some missing campnode xml so im just done with gamma forever
understandable decision
i resign from playing STALKER: Crash
whats wrong with you?
No u greed
'ew celcius'??
you're the one who clicked on a video where the thumbnail was a flashbang

centigrade is simply superiour
yea but that was funny
PvP in CoD
just sliding on fucking gravel
(:
:^)
C:
¦]
^_^
Ü
+_+
Ğ
._.
Ö
.~.
Ç
seems like we're regressing back to like 2014 at this point
_
:D
I sent you some thermite check your mailbox
ohh really? thank youuu i needed that
its easy to craft thoe
bro is living in the song known as california dreamin
yayy
a winter day where rhe sky is grey
i mean cold wise
robo recall ass charactee
not everyday its grey tbh
robo recall good gam
alo dima
are you unaware about Ultrakill
no
servals
u live in uk?
mr ultrakill guy looks like this goon
hes a cali dweller
i love this video
hate that cunt
beat him over the head with a brick
hood classic
whoville
yeah do the bandit shaker
Sidewalk disappeared
ham video
susiety*
KILL YOURSEEELELFLFF!!!!
not the amogus era
what are you yapping about
funniest brainfart member
yeah
who are u even talking about rn
not yet
do people ever dm u the word shawarma?
who knows
penalizer
penis sizer
chick fil a?
Maybe
what do u think about north carolina?
how about you SHOOT THEM instead
they need to get ticket for nudity littering and arson
do i really have to say anything to that
no need
or u could just burn them instead
stop harrasing children
kill them and dismember them
right away
based clearsky
what happened to it
being in society
ah yeah, firewatch
classic
all i remember about that game is that dev was a prick
i requested a gun or nades
now we wait
me after two domestic light beers
hell yeah cousin , lets get them over yonder Cletus
Lol
you have to find the culprit and skin him alive
its those 2 girls from the lake
My name's Dima 
dima
дима
dimitri
you know what to do bro
alyo
i just gathered a fuckton of quality ropes
yk where im goin
now i gotta find them
пиздец

...
what
Ur late
whats the drama ted, i wanna watch
mfw i poison the whiterun guard captain and frame a meadery owner for it to eliminate maven black-briar's competition in the area, and she pays me with an enchanted iron sword worth only 130 gold
"this should be more than adequate for your services"
BITCH I JUST MADE 300 GOLD OFF YOUR LAST QUEST
since he's a mod one might assume him to be an actual serial killer
do discord mods "get it" usually?
their tent is shredded to little rags when i came here
chase them and kill them with an axe
Yeah
likely story pervert
why you creeping on teens in the lake..
they set off bunch of fireworks
in my forest
they drank like 4 cases of beer
Hmm
firewatch came out 8 years ago 
and its on 90% discount
im only 22 why do i feel so old
HE IS BUSSING IT DOWN SEXUAL STYLE
if u like this ,u are probably gonna like the long dark
WTFFFFFFFFFF
luv long dak
why you holding tutle
never played
hes my best friend now
is the final chapter out for Long Dark?
cocks
give it a try if u can
TLD is the coziest open world survival game i have ever played
story mode makes me feel less cozy but it's cool in its own right
oh ch5 
nah i think, 5th and last chapter will be out in coming days
damn i thought they finished that shit a while ago
they added some content with some sort of dlcs
i bought that shit since early access
which are seperate from the campaign chapters
ah yes
that'll happen a few times
ez
Now remove the cropping to show its a Reddit post
He looks dangerous af
He looks like he enjoys the cheesy gordita crunch from Taco Bell
then everyone would know its just a repost
it was a YouTube community post
Fuck Reddit by the way
same caption, different image
They’re the same image
The fuck are you talking about
One is just zoomed in slightly
Same fucking image
“Oh one is a screenshot and one isn’t that means they’re different”
Semantics
^
Semantics
the screenshot i posted was not a reddit post
retardation
woah you're so good at throwing arrows
And you’re great at taking them
no idea what you said but ok
You’re not very smart
why they put nylon panties over his head
why are you talking to yourself
You’re not me, stop trying to pretend you are.
who are you talking to?
huh? i know I'm not you, get a schizo check
God damn
i know you are but what am i?
that ain't an arrow that's a stick at most
If they aren't really playing psychosocial i'm not watching it
Weeb detected opinion rejected
fucking weebs
you always have to make it wierd don't you
you said it
Me not watching any video you send
not me
I am not even gonna argue with you you got the intelect of a brick wall
that'll show me 
i am sorry i just don't feel like telling you to kill yourself
i am chilling
sez u
what a CLASSIC
bro studying, did you brush your teeth today?
yooo don't use the k word
thats offensive to froggers
dutch!!!

You wouldn't get it
fallout 3 and new vegas terminal sound in the background
aardvark!!
time to napalm some viet cong!!!!
why are you the way you are 
Based
you like military stuff?

who doesn't like military stuff bruh
me
people that watch anime lmao
is this chinese or some shit
💀
BAE
while it seems hypocrite for me to hate on military stuff while owning a revolver
people used to it? Fucking cringe to weeb for MIC shit
MIC?
bri'ish
top gear
the fuck are you talking about
grow up 
MIC??
ironic
It's cringier to weeb for weeb shit
define weeb retard
You



