🎪bruh-fart

[pale ingot]

it gives you powers

[hot snow]

what powers

[pastel quartz]

i drink lemonade juice multiple times a day

[pale ingot]

acid piss

[hot snow]

lemon acid doesnt really do anything

[pastel quartz]

thanks for your enlightenment but i drink lemonade

so thanks for giving an advice

[hot snow]

its just really sour

[pale ingot]

acid piss though

[hot snow]

its more sour piss than acid

[pale ingot]

yes but acid piss

[hot snow]

but hey atleast you can piss in someones eyes and blind them from the citrus

so i guess thats a power

[pale ingot]

yes

its gonna be like squeezing lemons into their eyes

[hot snow]

yeah

[pale ingot]

acid piss

[tulip ravine]

Your toilet would melt

[pale ingot]

you have to train until you can casually drink sulphuric acid

[hot snow]

this is just making me think about the lemon dude from adventure time pissing

[tulip ravine]

Acid shits too

[inland jackal]

Acid combo

[tulip ravine]

For some reason it reminded me of lemon party

[inland jackal]

Imo lemon acid only affects chemical warfare

[hot snow]

we do have hydrochloric acid inside of our stomachs

[pale ingot]

it reminded me of an old flash game that might have been a fever dream of young me where you were a superhero defeating godzilla tier monsters using your piss

[tulip ravine]

Jokes on you they already use chemical warfare here

[inland jackal]

Its in the name

[hot snow]

so if you can kinda just vomit pure sotmach acid out

[tulip ravine]

God bless the UK teenagers rolling with bottles of acid to squirt into peoples faces

[hot snow]

then its kinda good

[inland jackal]

Gobless

[hot snow]

or something

[tulip ravine]

John

[pale ingot]

mf turning into the spitter

[tulip ravine]

Just use a tornado

Just as effective

[hot snow]

what tornado

[tulip ravine]

Boiling water and lots of sugar

Sticks to skin

[pastel quartz]

i love how the uk is universally hated while top gear is universally loved

[inland jackal]

Oh no

[pale ingot]

bro doesn't know about france

[tulip ravine]

People love to point the bad but Jeremy clarkson

[inland jackal]

Anyway

[hot snow]

yeah but itd be cooler if you could just projectile vomit pure hydrochloric acid at people

[pastel quartz]

[pale ingot]

blud think he the l4d special infected

[pastel quartz]

why i hallucinated that l4d is lsd

[tulip ravine]

Looks like a charger

[hot snow]

nah hydrochloric acid is clear

[tulip ravine]

Bosh

[inland jackal]

Lsd2

[pastel quartz]

420 edition

[hot snow]

and im pretty sure im not kidding about having hydro acid in our stomach

look it up cause i might be lying

[tulip ravine]

I remember reading somet that like cia or us gov just kept spiking eachother with lsd

Stupid fuckers

[inland jackal]

I remember how brits set ablaze a hill of weed

And made whole village high

[tulip ravine]

Bosh sounds good

[inland jackal]

Bush

[slender rock]

okay chief looks like fucking MOE

[slender rock]

ah fuckh

this pdf they arranged to left-to-right

Manga is typicall right to left

[pastel quartz]

I loved it when the old manga were all flipped

for the american audience

had this funny scenario where everyone in the world was left handed

[tulip ravine]

Fun fact

In certain towns

Police have stopped arresting users

[pale ingot]

based

[slender rock]

I was reading this like what?

WHAT?

yeah

hmm

[pastel quartz]

I started singing that stupid chipi chipi chapa chapa song irl and got weird looks

[pale ingot]

autism

[fierce jay]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-gif-1243269066573718874

[pastel quartz]

ocd

[slender rock]

Mental illness

🙂

[pastel quartz]

I lift so people are reluctant to comment on my mental illness irl

🙂

[slender rock]

2028 cyberbrains

getting ghost-dived in here

ayoooooooo

[pastel quartz]

myao

[hot snow]

mayo

[pastel quartz]

n-am arso in laba de anu trecut

si trebuie

[hot snow]

ce laba îți trebe

the floor is laba

[pastel quartz]

😱

imi trebuie papusa din aia japoneza

de dimensiuni reale

[hot snow]

hell nah

bea ceva si culcate

ai niste idei

de jale

[pastel quartz]

sunt om schimbat nu mai beau

gataaa

[gilded notch]

Ay caramba

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1193867478246375424/unknown-55.png?ex=65ae46bb&is=659bd1bb&hm=96ec25545d3c36e807d946fa784d24d53127f1837d2f699b4a69a44e543e01f5&

[hot snow]

da acuma ai adictie de ceva mai rau

run it back

[pastel quartz]

This is old. How did that work out for him?

[hot snow]

how the fuck should i know

i dont use twitter

i just reposted it from another discord server

[pliant hamlet]

I’ve logged on to judge memes

[eager igloo]

Tf

[pliant hamlet]

Propper

[royal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-agents-in-your-house-gif-22935080

[pliant hamlet]

Slopper

Propper

Propper

[round fox]

hes actually doing it

[pliant hamlet]

Slopper

[pliant hamlet]

Slopper

[placid sail]

in loving memory of Ivanko (he's screwing that atronach in the heavens now)

[pliant hamlet]

Kojima is always propper

[round fox]

@pliant hamlet your mom gave me a proper slopper last night

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867445204328120332/939428738020573204/That-was-unexpected0.mp4?ex=65ab7c30&is=65990730&hm=151a262abeda41c03edb0fd9caa643612941366595e36f68e858077a288e2905&

[pastel quartz]

[inland jackal]

Lmao

[broken topaz]

poor ivan

I kept him company on his stream till he ended it

[inland jackal]

Old shit aint working no more

[pliant hamlet]

Propper

EEnE is always propper

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-talking-gif-16041412329124270241

[midnight cloud]

Youre so talented

[broken topaz]

guys

its my birthday :3

[pliant hamlet]

Happy birf

[midnight cloud]

My man happy bday make a wish

[broken topaz]

i wish you gave me a kiss 😳

[midnight cloud]

Ahhh sorry bud but id have to kindly decline man

[broken topaz]

but... butt

[mellow gate]

https://tenor.com/view/licky-mauzymice-boykisser-gif-1303620811246816055

[broken topaz]

its my birthday :c

[midnight cloud]

Heres a slice of cake instead my guy 🍰

[uncut obsidian]

that's a trip to ER

[broken topaz]

nuh uh

fire resist potion

[uncut obsidian]

happy new years

i mean new birthday

i mean birrhday

i mean YOU'RE ONE YEAR CLOSER TO YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH

[mystic bluff]

youre gonna die

old bitch

[broken topaz]

Thanks thanks

I am now 25 years old

can you imagine

[meager maple]

You are closer to being 40 than to being born

[broken topaz]

DONT

say it

like that

😭

wtf

[meager maple]

Let that sink in

[round fox]

https://tenor.com/view/viper-rapper-viper-viper-rapper-stalker-the-zone-gif-20727029

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-let-that-sink-in-meme-let-that-sink-gif-26164212

[uncut obsidian]

no, it will steal my valuables

[meager maple]

Thats racist

[placid sail]

happy cake

[broken topaz]

Havent had any cake yet

i just ordered some food for myself tho as a treat

birthday borgar

[final cedar]

ivaaaan

[placid sail]

@heavy peak начальник, я тебе покушать принес 🙂

[placid sail]

🙂 I hate that movie so much

[austere shadow]

[severe flicker]

why

[meager maple]

hiiiiiiii

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586588921614303233/1174238018979233812/Roswave2.gif?ex=65a776e0&is=659501e0&hm=a09373bae12a8925881ed06c5994e28ae0b872c880e55555bab80fae71319b34&

[inland jackal]

Happy bday

[heavy peak]

Great movie
A classic for a reason

https://tenor.com/view/зелёныйслоник-епифанцев-братишка-gif-26201279

[uncut obsidian]

🙂

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-bratishka-slonik-pahom-gif-18254339

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/zeleni-slonik-screaming-yelling-gif-14438549

[pastel quartz]

why are you screaming

[uncut obsidian]

🐘 🟢

[pastel quartz]

I can't ping ivan I am blocked

I feel like I haven't centered my pfp properly this time

am I going crazy

[somber warren]

ivan got banned

[pastel quartz]

but did he really tho

[crimson flame]

i mean

[heavy peak]

[stone shoal]

https://youtu.be/zV95AegzXyo?si=4foGMUipAt43PQr_

[uncut obsidian]

ishowmid

[stone shoal]

IShowMEAT

[uncut obsidian]

That's not how being blocked works

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz, Ivan really got banned.

[pastel quartz]

how did he kill himself?

[solar obsidian]

looks like he wished for someone's parents to die in this server chat, got muted and then got banned for DM harassment.

[pastel quartz]

well not what I was expectin

[somber warren]

gamma truly changed back in the day that was a normal tuesday

[pastel quartz]

wait he got DISCORD banned?

[somber warren]

Whats next i am not allowed to tell ppl to kill themselves anymore?

[solar obsidian]

no, gamma.

[pastel quartz]

if ever gets removed you'll have your answer

man I thought being legend rank makes you ban proof

why am I even grinding xp in brainfart for

[solar obsidian]

never did

you cant get xp from this channel

[crimson flame]

turns out being an idiot has no limits

[meager maple]

Wasn't that someone super active in here

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736462263795580958/1193734482587549768/rapidsave.com_hug_rule-t73kruxie1bc1.mp4?ex=65adcadf&is=659b55df&hm=aa1e82c04bb841f85aec5b83fb4d63f34cad14c46663ff210e9d4c70f8e5878f&

[somber warren]

Being legend rank just means you did the mod sucky sucky long time

[pastel quartz]

I get emotional xp from this channel

[solar obsidian]

he was

[austere shadow]

Not in a good sense tho

[meager maple]

It is what it is

!delight

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

I still can't believe this guy isn't australian

[fading shuttle]

only the finest wizardry build

[pale ingot]

big wizard gaming

[pale ingot]

damn

crazy

gamma discord has fallen

billions must harass

[fading shuttle]

ive heard the story went something like he said "i hope your mom doesnt get flowers", someone said "she already has them" and he responded "i hope they die" and that was interpreted as him wishing death upon their mother, instead of wishing her flowers died, cant confirm myself as ive not seen the messages

[eager igloo]

Wow

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/345546188411502592/1186401703608725564/VID_20231218_165231_689.mp4?ex=65931db0&is=6580a8b0&hm=2da58be77ff8ec509657ee189e3bbaee5630f20bc4308cc9261aa1c20aeddea8&

[eager igloo]

Though ban is for "continued bullshit in dms"

Tf does that even mean

[fading shuttle]

i mean, if he was muted for 20 days because of a misunderstanding, its fair enough that he would complain in dms

[eager igloo]

True

But what did he say that got him banned

[pale ingot]

[eager igloo]

Or was it falco tactic

Didn't even read message

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029134501047177338/1164125409823166609/FUCK_THIS.mp4?ex=65a796c6&is=659521c6&hm=05745d62ba1b14e3624d6f0d304642411a5b17cdc5f94760c24ee9eb192966f5&

[fading shuttle]

no clue about that part honestly, tried asking him what got him banned and he just said "it dont matter, move on"

[quaint ore]

@raven raptor

Peak 40k

[pale ingot]

bros in the being really mad about it phase

give him some time i suppose

[pastel quartz]

surely all will be forgiven and he gets unban in a few weeks

[solar obsidian]

it is shittier...

[solar obsidian]

he will not.

he already had way too many infractions anyway

[fading shuttle]

people have been peremanently banned for less and have never been allowed to return

[uncut obsidian]

he has already been banned

this is his second ban

aint no way hes getting out this time

[pastel quartz]

oh

[heavy peak]

He used his lifeline

[lethal palm]

LOL

[heavy peak]

There's no more

Alex is truly next

[raven raptor]

hahahahahah I love it!!! XD

[heavy peak]

[raven raptor]

It summarizes perfectly my love and hatred for Warhammer 40k

[placid sail]

supposedly, Ivanko got a 20 days mute for insulting someone in offtopic, then started talking shit either to skom or the user in dms, and then mute turned into ban

[eager igloo]

That much I know

[pastel quartz]

oh I was wondering how one gets banned for talking shit in brainfart

so it wasn't brainfart

[placid sail]

tl;dr Ivanko has the behavior control of a drunk toddler

[pastel quartz]

if you can't control your behavior when drunk then

[eager igloo]

Why skynet has jojo on his face

[pastel quartz]

you're just a noob and need to drink more

[placid sail]

russian memes don't worry about it

[deep topaz]

For some reason I had two notifications for this channel but I couldn't find them

[eager igloo]

Matlab didn't crash yet, great success

[deep topaz]

Anyways I am amazed I haven't shit myself yet today

[eager igloo]

Have more coffee

[pastel quartz]

good boy you deserve headpats

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hug-anime-anime-love-hug-comfort-gif-14599424

[mystic bluff]

wha you say

[deep topaz]

Most people think coffee makes them shit, but it's actually the milk they put in it

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bike-gif-24145230

[pastel quartz]

why would you add milk to coffee

[deep topaz]

Like 70% of adults are lactose intolerant

[pastel quartz]

maybe in america

[fading shuttle]

fuckin where

[pastel quartz]

where I live stuff with lactose is a staple

[eager igloo]

Coffee helps me and I don't put milk in it

Apparently basically all koreans are lactose intolerant

[pastel quartz]

guess you're caffeine intolerant

[eager igloo]

The opposite lmao

I need 4 coffees just to feel something

[pastel quartz]

just starve more

[deep topaz]

While most infants can digest lactose, many people begin to develop lactose malabsorption—a reduced ability to digest lactose—after infancy. Experts estimate that about 68 percent of the world’s population has lactose malabsorption.1

Lactose malabsorption is more common in some parts of the world than in others. In Africa and Asia, most people have lactose malabsorption. In some regions, such as northern Europe, many people carry a gene that allows them to digest lactose after infancy, and lactose malabsorption is less common.1,2 In the United States, about 36 percent of people have lactose malabsorption.1

Apparently it's way less common in the US

[oblique spire]

Ivan said "I hope they die" towards someones flowers that they bought for their mother, whoever muted ivan thought his meant THE MOTHER

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402100224836763648/1193840935843405915/VID_138431211_032229_1802.mp4?ex=65ae2e03&is=659bb903&hm=a0676871487e0e662f1e44a2f21e6112fb941e19746d7ac6787daeaba7c5ba2f&

[oblique spire]

and then ivan tried to explain in dms

and got banned

[pastel quartz]

even if he meant the flowers that's still in shit taste

[placid sail]

let's be completely honest here

[fading shuttle]

bruh its flowers

[placid sail]

it was his stupid shitty attempt at veiling insults

[eager igloo]

My man forgot his being toxic license

Or it expired

[placid sail]

there was no innocent misunderstanding here, just a bad attempt to pretend to not be an unhinghed bulgarian kid

Ivanko being retarded doesn't warrant a ban in my popinion, but it was 100% not "no officer I'm just a flower enthusiast"

[crimson flame]

imagine not specifying your insults in the tiniest details possible

[deep topaz]

I wonder if modern Bulgarians have like 3% of latent landmine in their DNA

[fading shuttle]

thats bosnians

[placid sail]

pretty sure Indians have a strong lactose tolerancy mutation too

[deep topaz]

Yes flopper yes flopper

[deep topaz]

Correct I had shithole #3 mixed up with shithole #7

[placid sail]

el racisme

[pastel quartz]

[eager igloo]

Man, I forgot my new sketchbook from home

I really wanted to use it now

[deep topaz]

Sketch me some hoes

Cause I only get em in my dreams

[eager igloo]

Ok give me a minute

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967645438444466186/1193917320708497510/734AB17AF12DAC0769109ADFCC69F4A0_video_dashinit.mp4?ex=65ae7527&is=659c0027&hm=9f11bf22fc6661abc1713bc05d284ffc1b38af0644fecedb2d1c29aa20dfe5d1&

[red glade]

Zone gunsmithing

[deep topaz]

Ted 2 was funny but I didn't like the actual story

Mr Peter griffin is good at random gags

[placid sail]

damn bethesda is making guns now

[eager igloo]

Tis good?

Or do I give them bigger handles

[red glade]

Bigger handles mean more to grab onto while you take your hoe out for a good time

[placid sail]

you nasty

[deep topaz]

The one on the left is so asking for it

[pale ingot]

billions must guard

[bright robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114231072973140142/1193874965410357348/Never_Skipping_A_Cutscene_Again_yakuza.mp4?ex=65ae4db4&is=659bd8b4&hm=5cbd6522b55d8a82b59c7b026a35e15171341aa0d6b491b2ae35db140fd94524&

[pale ingot]

remind me to never skip a cutscene if i play yakuza

i feel like this is the kind of shit that would actually happen

[deep topaz]

Yakuza has family guy cutaways integrated into game play

[red glade]

to the tune of I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
I was thinking oh god why is she clampin' that book down on it's side.
But then I spent so many nights thinking about how she's not doin' any wrong.
And then I grew strong.
And learned how it truly belongs.
On that blank back.
She filled in the space.
I just watch a girl transform a good book to a piece-of-art upon it's face.

[inland jackal]

Smash

I mean cool art

[eager igloo]

Same

[eager igloo]

Lines are too long, don't fit the rythm

[red glade]

They do because I sang it to myself and wrote it directly from the lyrics. I will concede though that enunciation is key

Doubt me all you want but if you bothered to try and actually sing it you'd hear it fits decently well. Not perfect, but well.

There I added the enunciation

[pale ingot]

Hog snifferrzz in the chat

[pale ingot]

terrifying creaturas

[eager igloo]

Tried, though Im not a native so I can't speak fluently that fast

[pale ingot]

ive trained myself to speak fluently

get gootd.

In the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". And by "it", haha, well. Let's justr say. My peanits

[fluid coyote]

scare

[pastel quartz]

no it's even better

[placid sail]

as you walk feline paradise, you step on a stick
the stick goes "crunch", which startles a nearby cat, who promptly runs away
that cat running away startles a bunch of other cats nearby who in turn start running too
in a matter of minutes, the entire island is rumbling and quaking from thousands of cats running away from their own shadow

you perish in the stampede of cats, unkissed, devoid of grass, maidenless

[heavy halo]

Meow breakfast

[solar obsidian]

can we get a tl;dr, please?

[heavy halo]

Warninf

Do not pick up toast from pan

Fingers burned

[solar obsidian]

looks decent, finally

[heavy halo]

Meow liked the pain

[heavy halo]

No its horrible

[solar obsidian]

tastes bad?

[lost epoch]

No

[heavy halo]

no looks horrible

[lost epoch]

Open in browser and read everything

[heavy halo]

meow should be doimg better

[lost epoch]

Trust me its worth it

[heavy halo]

Me sorry

[lost epoch]

Got a good 15 minute laugh with this one

[solar obsidian]

sorry, i will not, at least for now.

[heavy halo]

Buttered bread

With meows fucked up pan

Bye bue phone one pervent

[placid sail]

meow please

new pan

this is animal abuse

and you're the abused animal in question

[storm stream]

Is this just egg or something else too? What exactly am I looking at?

[river zealot]

@solar obsidian hello delight

how are you

[solar obsidian]

hey there
bit anxious due to real life problems, but also doing better for myself.

how about you?

[river zealot]

my provider cant fix my ethernet for like 2 weeks now

thats mostly explains it

[solar obsidian]

wack

[heavy halo]

meow made questionable but delicious food

Toasted bread

Egg

And cheese and baloney

Meleted

Yum

[lone cedar]

i put bread on my bread to eat the bread

[heavy halo]

what

[placid sail]

the good ol toast sandwich

[heavy halo]

:c

[placid sail]

buy yourself a stainless steel pan

there is a higher chance of burning food if you're not using enough oil or if you're a shitty cook, but that thing is gonna outlive twenty generations of that scathed teflon catastrophe you're using

plus it's cool

shiny 👍

[narrow lotus]

triple bread sandwich

insane

[placid sail]

UK cuisine is bloody brilliant innit?

[heavy halo]

meow has no money right now

spent lots of money on family and games for myself

meow has a week off work right now

[placid sail]

gollum should be more conservative with stepdad's money

[quartz saffron]

https://fxtwitter.com/joshybesloshy/status/1744145494614397141?s=46

[pale ingot]

thats based

you can fucking square up on the hockey rink

get ko'd and have brain damage afterward

[pale ingot]

when you talk to yourself in 3rd person you know its fucking over

[mystic bluff]

Inbred

[pale ingot]

bredin

[mystic bluff]

Why you talk like that

[eager igloo]

Leave meow to her shenanigans

[fading shuttle]

only good sport invented

[tulip ravine]

I keep telling my family to get cast iron or stainless steel

They will use metal in non stick

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbledore-pirate-scallywags-scurvy-pirate-dumbledore-can't-win-with-gif-18093301929869923371

[eager igloo]

What are you trying to win

[mystic bluff]

you 💔

[eager igloo]

Well
Get fucked

[heavy halo]

Shut the fuck up

Yes :3

[mystic bluff]

no

la la la

[eager igloo]

My questionable sandwich has pickles, salami, mustard and a little hot sauce mixed with cheese

Highly recommended

[eager igloo]

Do you butter outside of the bread?

[wraith osprey]

Go rot somewhere
Tree lover

We have minerals to collect

[crimson flame]

diggy diggy hole diggy hole diggy hole

[wraith osprey]

Digging a hole

[heavy halo]

Shadowheartshashaodwharrtttttt

Shadow heart

❤️

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-rizzler-jeff-the-killer-jeff-the-chad-chad-jeff-jeff-to-chad-gif-27680695

[fading shuttle]

dwarfcel

[wraith osprey]

Meh
Laezel is right there

[heavy halo]

ew

Laezel is so mid bro is

[heavy halo]

ur tweaking off the cats

[fading shuttle]

calm down or ill put all your beers on top of the fridge

yall arent even minthara maxxing, smh

[wraith osprey]

Don't force me to start chopping down trees plant fondler

[fading shuttle]

oh nooooo

not the treees

[lost epoch]

Woo, finally disabled the brain scorcher

Man that was hard

I went there with over 300 AP 5.45 rounds and 600 ammo for my mp5

now i'm down to 0 on both

and had to kill off the remaining ones with my 9x21 pistol

[solar coral]

L

[lost epoch]

I'm with the max spawns possible for stalkers and mutants btw

Ended it with 91 monolith patches

[ocean pulsar]

likin these phantom liberty sets

[lost epoch]

Wait, this is the wrong channel lol

[placid sail]

gotta sprinkle up your food with some teflon flakes

[placid sail]

elves are lame

dwarves are lame

kobolds and goblins are where it's at

small nation rise up

apparently the teflon flakes are not really metabolizing in human body and just make your shit look funny

but that conclusion looks an awful lot like some big tefla machinations

personally, I just hate the idea of buying a new pan or a pot every couple years, it's wasteful, and I like the shiny clean look of stainless steel

cast iron is a bit unwieldy because of the weight, plus you gotta bother with all the proper seasoning and maintaining of it

though it is apparently better that stainless in some regards? I dunno, I just chose the most lazy variant

it's only wrong if you're not oiling it properly

and making your entire meal stick to it forever, but that's a skill issue

breaking news

a Polish person is bothering an animal

again

https://coub.com/view/3dgxwx

рататуй курва

[robust cove]

fuck off he asked for it

[placid sail]

?????????

[robust cove]

plus he is just asking him how to cook

[placid sail]

dude what's your kin's deal with animal kingdom

just leave them alone

https://coub.com/view/2oqe9u

[sage otter]

Pavlo is a Disney princess

[robust cove]

he literally broke into his house, what the fuck are you talking about

[placid sail]

one day, animals will make Poland pay for all the humiliation

[robust cove]

no, Russia won't reach us any time soon dw

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3davd1

you literally can't pass a single animal by

chomik kurwa

[robust cove]

he is literally just saying that he is a cool hampter

why are you lying that we hate animals or something

typical busy misinformation campaign against the polish

[sage otter]

BOBR

[placid sail]

you literally can hear the Polish guy leaving his car to go pester poor chomik

which immediately flees into his lair

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3csyd3

[robust cove]

he just wanted to say hi you retard

stop the propaganda

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-handle-the-truth-gif-7916035

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/beyond-belief-jonathan-frakes-pure-fiction-beyond-belief-fact-or-fiction-gif-21054624

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3cox23

https://coub.com/view/3c6j84

leave animal alone in Poland (impossible challenge)

[robust cove]

who parked him there

[placid sail]

chto ti kurwa ej

ej:

[robust cove]

did you have a stroke

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3bx1gr

not a single species is safe

[robust cove]

shouldn't have come to our butiful country

where are their passports?

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3au6n1

not even humans

[robust cove]

wild creature

it jumped into his car trough the window

[sage otter]

Ooooo

[magic tartan]

what the cat doing

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/oxi-clean-but-wait-theres-more-home-shopping-gif-9592017

https://coub.com/view/38xx7d

[robust cove]

it's the same guy, he is just collecting all the pokemon

the polish people are just fascinated by wildlife, is that a bad thing?

[mystic bluff]

ŻABA SOBIĘ SKACZĘ

[placid sail]

good, you're starting to accept the truth

https://coub.com/view/2ghz1z

[undone wave]

[robust cove]

that is just how you kindly greet someone in Poland

[sage otter]

Also if you guys ever visit Poland you can use this chart to communicate with the locals

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ken-jeong-cant-see-this-funny-gif-14446155

[sage otter]

open original, skill issue

[placid sail]

do not visit Poland if you're an animal of any kind

you're gonna be perdoled

[robust cove]

why go that far

just say

do not visit Poland

[sage otter]

Got cool food and nice landscapes tho

Plenty to visit

[placid sail]

global exporter of femboys, too

[robust cove]

NIE KURWA

[robust cove]

that's Belarus

[placid sail]

how many are there Polish femboys in brainfart alone, and how many Belarus ones?

[robust cove]

neither headass

find me a single polish femboy in here

[sage otter]

I think a solid half of gamma's femboys are polish

[robust cove]

(I won't kill them)

[robust cove]

what the fuck are you talking about

[sage otter]

We already had this discussion before and there's atleast 3

[placid sail]

he doesn't know

[sage otter]

and they were all polish

[placid sail]

he lacks critical information

[robust cove]

were

[fallow trellis]

suffer

thanks

[robust cove]

they are no more that is the point I am making

[sage otter]

Thanks to you

[placid sail]

pavlo is the only polish femboy now

killed all the competition

[robust cove]

I knew you were gonna say that, kindly cease

[sage otter]

It's 2024 and mods have done nothing to add more tomboys to the server

Clearly not doing their job

[robust cove]

where is the tomboy patch

[solar obsidian]

half of the polish nation are femboys

[magic tartan]

is that a geologist

[robust cove]

kurwa Litwa kraj femboyów

[mystic bluff]

pierdololo is the funniest fucking thing ever

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

he can't handle the truth

[magic tartan]

didn't know we had femboys in gamma

[robust cove]

We will take over Lithuania mark my words

[solar obsidian]

Vilnius aint yours

[robust cove]

all the 2 yards of forest that you have

[placid sail]

a Polish can take five Lithuanians at once

(not in a fight tho)

[sage otter]

There's so much potential in this chart I tell you

[solar obsidian]

wont take my back yard (whole lithuania) without a fight.

[robust cove]

both

[mystic bluff]

no chyba że zachodnia polska

[robust cove]

tru

[mystic bluff]

its just funny to use anyway

second funniest

[sage otter]

Chuj Kurwa

[robust cove]

you will deploy a single bober and our whole attact will fail cause everyone will be too busy runnig after it

[placid sail]

coming soon to your cinema

[mystic bluff]

kogo chuj kurwa, chyba twój

[placid sail]

Third World Femboy War

[mystic bluff]

slovenia vs west poland

[placid sail]

delight in a camo skirt fighting against pavlo in programmer's socks

[mystic bluff]

is that so

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-carrot-eating-gif-21665554

[solar obsidian]

[magic tartan]

bro is horny af

[sage otter]

bobr constructs a dam

millions lithuanian drowns

[placid sail]

fine, fine, you can choose whatever femboy attire you like yourself

[robust cove]

I will drop a 5 ton cube of tungsten down your fucking asshole

[placid sail]

kinky

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503045718102114309/994526051499786321/cat_in_pot_verysad.gif?width=351&height=468

into the oven you go, @placid sail

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-cat-gif-26602443

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1000150377250947215/1117371069850980402/ezgif-3-06a3df8277.gif

[placid sail]

no need, I'm already as hot as it gets

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/716837847117856858/768549093739593728/ezgif.com-gif-maker_7.gif

[solar obsidian]

literally no proof in my DM's or here...

[placid sail]

we turned frenchie into a kurwa

[mystic bluff]

deserved

[placid sail]

sheesh boy you thirsty

[mystic bluff]

he wants you

🐪

[sage otter]

Had a polish ex-gf

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706256350623039488/1078456911151779920/watermark-1.gif

[robust cove]

KILL YOUR SELF

[mystic bluff]

the frenchman saved me from the evilest fate

thank you

[magic tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXOWIB9rS8Q

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna start posting boy kissers and furry femboys until I get muted

Or kicked

[robust cove]

won't take long

[wraith osprey]

2 posts max

[mystic bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEe2CZaeMvQ&themeRefresh=1

[broken topaz]

I'm already well past 2 posts

[mystic bluff]

SOON

[robust cove]

I hope

[placid sail]

awful lot of people in brainfart had a polish ex-gf

[mystic bluff]

i bet you dont even kiss boys

[placid sail]

I feel like I'm missing out

[sage otter]

Weird, maybe the same girl ?

[robust cove]

it was all a single one

[broken topaz]

Talk about spriggans giving dick splinters for 30 minutes and nobody minds

Post one femboy

Everyone loses their mind

Society

[mystic bluff]

yes

[placid sail]

@sage otter @robust cove now kiss

[robust cove]

kill yourself

[robust cove]

good

[placid sail]

who's gonna annoy your twinky ass then

[broken topaz]

I've kissed boys, men and girls

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-not-just-the-men-but-the-women-and-children-too-not-just-the-men-women-and-children-too-gif-17266839

[robust cove]

whad did he say

[wraith osprey]

[robust cove]

boys

[mystic bluff]

yyou what

[broken topaz]

Boys as in femboys

Not underage

xd

[mystic bluff]

[robust cove]

uh huh

sure

[broken topaz]

Listen

[wraith osprey]

my guy on the flight list frfr

[broken topaz]

Legal in Germany

[mystic bluff]

that so

[robust cove]

[mystic bluff]

you're going to the island

[placid sail]

cori (wanted in 17 countries)

[mystic bluff]

actually he's literally not wrong

i knew like a 19 year old that fucked around with 14-16 yo's

morally wrong
legally ehhh

[broken topaz]

That's legal

Morally questionable tho

[sage otter]

No ?

[robust cove]

you should still be killed

[mystic bluff]

in germany

there isnt a general european law

[sage otter]

ffs

Here the seggsual majority is 15 but it's only legal if the other person is also a minor, somehow

It's really weird

Doesn't make sense

[mystic bluff]

i dont even remember what the laws are in my country

[broken topaz]

I mean it's weird if you know your consent laws in detail

[mystic bluff]

and idk how i feel about looking up "AGE OF CONSENT"

[broken topaz]

[mystic bluff]

i only know the german ones becaues of that guy + that there isnt a general european one

lol

[broken topaz]

Unless you're me

And had law classes

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-baby-speech-bubble-cat-speech-baby-cat-gif-4142671478724681183

[mystic bluff]

i've had plenty of law classes but it was definitely not on aoc nor about other similar bs

[sage otter]

It's not weird, we got told this when we were 14-15 ourselves back in school

[broken topaz]

We didn't

kekw

Nobody told us

Maybe that's why my class had 2 pregnancies

[sage otter]

Uh oh

Doesn't japan have a super low majority too ? Shit's messed up

[mystic bluff]

worst we had was an "incident" in the toilets fym pregnancies

[mystic bluff]

not anymore no

[sage otter]

Good

[mystic bluff]

afaik anyway

maybe locally here and there

[sage otter]

They have panties vending machines, they are still weird

[mystic bluff]

no comment tbh

i can see the usage both negatively and positively

[sage otter]

tfym positively

[wraith osprey]

what anime does to a society 😔

[mystic bluff]

emergencies
dont they sell general underwear

INCLUDING panties

[broken topaz]

Right

"emergencies"

[uncut obsidian]

what emergency would that be

[mystic bluff]

shitted pant

[broken topaz]

I need to sniff one rn type emergency

[sage otter]

Damn lots of 45 y.o males having to change their panties huh

[mystic bluff]

they're not used?

[uncut obsidian]

so you buy a new one and change it on the street

[broken topaz]

They do have used panty vending machines too

[mystic bluff]

plenty of alleyways or relatively private areas

[broken topaz]

I was thinking of those

[mystic bluff]

sure you expose yourself for a moment

im talking like children though

accidents happen

[uncut obsidian]

Do you actually know that many people who shit their pants

[mystic bluff]

what the fuck

[mystic bluff]

it can happen?

[sage otter]

Then go find the nearest fcking toilets to change yourself

Don't expose yourself to the whole boulevard

smh

[mystic bluff]

long walking trip + no toilets or have to keep going no matter what

[uncut obsidian]

Not often enough to make vending machines for it

[mystic bluff]

im not saying take off your panbts in the middle of the gotdam road

[mystic bluff]

i mean realistically those vending machines are only in populated areas

[broken topaz]

I dunno I've seen atleast 2 kids shit themselves while working in a museum

[mystic bluff]

actually that'd make even less sense

[uncut obsidian]

We're talking about panties

[mystic bluff]

purely panty machines and especially USED

is fucked

but if its mixed i dont see the issue

and brand new

[sage otter]

Even if it's mixed it's weird

[uncut obsidian]

Ay who wanna make a used socks vending machine business with me

[mystic bluff]

anyone can buy any type of underwear

does it matter whether its a vending machine or amazon

[sage otter]

You can locate the machine by smell

[broken topaz]

The sweetest smell

[uncut obsidian]

no, it would be a biohazard

[broken topaz]

Like a bakery around the corner

[sage otter]

I know @pastel quartz got that cake

[mystic bluff]

hoh

[mystic bluff]

wouldnt you know

[broken topaz]

I would

[sage otter]

Double cheeked up

Man is built like wario

Insane

[mystic bluff]

that so

[uncut obsidian]

ineedmoreboolets

[inland jackal]

hallo

[mystic bluff]

alo

[inland jackal]

alo

[sage otter]

alë

[broken topaz]

Aloo

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1191243151344681081/russian_call_cat.mov?ex=65a4baa3&is=659245a3&hm=7cacb44214ddc15a88dc819bb1363041c4345a7c92b51851ba50d167ca3188aa&

[sage otter]

Truly one of the videos of all time

[inland jackal]

so true

alo @mystic bluff

hop on smp, i got us some mending books

[broken topaz]

Dream smp?

[inland jackal]

brainfart smp

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133102209626804264/1133111280090234950/3287808163784619451_n_online-video-cutter.com1.mp4?ex=65a5809d&is=65930b9d&hm=94c92e4d1ad0bfb5d9ce92b6f016a59783418efc0c8e922eada8d471cdd086e0&

[mystic bluff]

cant really for the next 3 weeks

they call me "the exam"

[broken topaz]

Me playing the game.

[mystic bluff]

whatre you looking at feet for

[broken topaz]

:3

Enjoyment

[mystic bluff]

no no

do not the :3

[broken topaz]

Reject modern art

[placid sail]

return to monke

[broken topaz]

Imagine dragons?

Imagine dragging Deez nuts across your forehead

[mystic bluff]

i wont

[inland jackal]

so much passion

theres nothing better than lsitening to gangam style and farming ancient debris

[ruby minnow]

there is nothing better then listening to who can it be now while thinking about how my mental health is decreasing every day

[sage otter]

There is ||fragging noobs on a CSS LAN with darude sandstorm playing||

[broken topaz]

a source lan

Maan

Those were the days

[inland jackal]

ehhh macarena

[uncut obsidian]

why are you thinking about it

don't

just accept

become a schizo

[broken topaz]

Listening to new voices pop up in my head while listening to who can it be now

[mystic bluff]

its me

i have entered you

[inland jackal]

william afton in yer head

[fading shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/747shove/status/1741665894840094997

[crimson flame]

mf is doomguy

[stone shoal]

Michael

[river zealot]

i turn off bugs

i hate the little fucks

[crimson flame]

they're easy once you build chokepoints

yeah i can see why you hate the insects

this is inside a human body btw

[placid sail]

I'm about to

auuuugh

[feral kiln]

Lol

[stone shoal]

THE John Pork

From your phone to your walls to your bathroom

[river zealot]

the fuck?

[crimson flame]

my rimworld game is infinitely more interesting

[stone shoal]

Stephen Hawking and the two dwarfen slave midgets

[mystic bluff]

what kinda world

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/deeeepio-shark-emp-ducks-educated-emu-gif-23276067

[finite quest]

fuck sakes im literally arthur morgan

i have tuberculosis

[fluid coyote]

rip

[quartz ridge]

Okay buddy black lung

[finite quest]

help

plz

:D

[livid pond]

blacklung

[lyric horizon]

How did he even pull up to the island?

[lyric horizon]

Have some goddamn faith, Orthouer.

[sage otter]

It depends on when he went on the island, if it was in the 60's he had crutches but could still walk iirc

[quartz ridge]

Spicy

But like

[pastel quartz]

just stop smoking?

[winged chasm]

[pastel quartz]

This would be even more funny if it was actually accurate

sprite has basically no sugar

[winged chasm]

That depends on where you live

[pastel quartz]

interesting

I guess it has more sugar in USA

[winged chasm]

9g in 100ml

Germany

So 1L has 90g

Which is a lot

Same as coca cola in Germany

[winged chasm]

Funfact it has no sugar in the USA,they use sweetener which is more unhealthy and it tastes disgusting

[pastel quartz]

real?

[winged chasm]

Real.

[pastel quartz]

is stevia worse than sugar?

[winged chasm]

Not Stevia

[winged chasm]

They use that disgusting shit people put in Coffee

Also Stevia is forbidden in many countries cause its sweeter than sugar and very addictive

Thats why they recalled Stevia Cola here

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck

im done with this shit

time to drink only water

[winged chasm]

Im ruining brainfart with logical facts

[pastel quartz]

I will believe your facts without doing my own research

[pastel quartz]

because no one has ever lied to me on the internert before

[winged chasm]

[pastel quartz]

also I don't have the ability to dismantle a deception formulated with german engineering

[winged chasm]

True

Indestructible

[pastel quartz]

sorry for announcing this but I must go take a big shit for like 1h

I felt it neccessary as to not just disappear mid-conversation

[winged chasm]

[livid pond]

breaking chad

[somber warren]

stevia is so fucking disgusting

i hate it so much

remember that coca cola Life bullshit?

[winged chasm]

Yep i do.

[finite quest]

worse picture ever

how about you take all of this

and delete it

i do not wanna see

skyler

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/skykerwhiteyo-gif-27272734

[toxic sundial]

Just got 1 tapped by a scav shooting through my class 4 plate

Very cool poggers

[crimson flame]

imagine playing tarkov

[severe flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DUzClIWlTeE?si=aG-7MDJn4OqO9HQg

[undone wave]

Why don't all the incels just fuck each other if they can't find GFs

They're all like-minded individuals

[wanton bronze]

[undone wave]

That's how the ancient Greeks managed

[wanton bronze]

Say gex?

[undone wave]

Yeah

[wanton bronze]

I appreciate putting my face on server emotes btw

[mystic bluff]

new literally me character?

[deep topaz]

i love the old castle crashers ost

https://youtu.be/-tnWGsQBi90

[inland jackal]

it has been

at least 3 hours

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/8NALg73ZJcc

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160671449858719758/1194025535760781413/Chud_Eater.mp4

[inland jackal]

vucic

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/afDL8lo36uQ

engine is running

i wish i had a kitty

i want a little buddy

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/grilled-cheese-tf2-gif-3587111360970360497

actually that grilled cheese is a little under done for my taste

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/дядя-gif-7485375532515724211

[ocean pulsar]

[wanton bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-24576101

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mfdoom-i-have-hired-mfdoom-to-stare-at-you-gif-27495965

[inland jackal]

kazem lici malo

[lost tartan]

you also wont get cheese pull like that since you cut thru the cheese

[deep topaz]

also correct

[ocean pulsar]

isti su

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749883971411640390/1171545081824678008/IMG_3789.gif?ex=655d1161&is=654a9c61&hm=9cb808bdfdfa8c7b8654adc8d5afab92df544354ad3d4bf167814c572704c769&

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-lazy-pet-me-gif-7245759

[tender karma]

I need that mat

[deep topaz]

same

[broken topaz]

Guys my station is coming up

:3

[deep topaz]

i want to ride that station

[broken topaz]

How do you ride a station ?

[deep topaz]

i will find a way

[broken topaz]

It's probably too big to ride

[atomic crane]

on a scale of 1-10 how white am i for liking plain salted peanuts in old fashioned vanilla ice cream

[broken topaz]

10

[atomic crane]

thank god

[broken topaz]

But there ain't nothing wrong with that

[deep topaz]

critical white

[broken topaz]

As long as you don't eat half your food with ranch

You're good

[atomic crane]

i only eat a few foods with ranch yeah

[broken topaz]

Define a few

And which ones

[atomic crane]

like french fries, boneless fried chicken products (tenders, nuggets, etc), occasionally i'll have it on a salad but not too much cuz otherwise its gross

[broken topaz]

Oh god yours super white

[wanton bronze]

He's burger