#🎪bruh-fart
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yeah probably that
Thats bad
Needs a replacement asap then
gn
clutc pressure plate ?
But chain isn't supposed to be there
because of that my clutch is also looser
gotta replace it
timing belt also needs replacing because im at 120k now
hell let loose was put on gamepass recently so theres alot of new players
noone told me
41 gb wtf
epico
"clueless" word in cyrillic
i thought it meant something else in russian at first, took me a second
weird Alpaca
ah, yes
the GTA VI trailer
Man
I want steam deck now
But you can only buy it from steam, that gets shipped from usa... And that's not good 
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birb
pregnant margot robbie
he stole his last Mercedes 
@stone blade
He is dead
@rocky quail (quantavious7542) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Streaming reddit posts with nsfw content and n-word memes


ok it's still worth staying
huh?
@grizzled meadow
not sharing same scene but with a guy
damn they really just reused the same frame but swapped out the character, huh
why you fell down the simping hole
in the realm of streamers it implies one of two things; ferocious white-knighting/parasocial shit, or throwing money at the internet woman
i do neither.
i just think the funny anime women on youtube are funny.
what is that btw
what
pfp
well, in terms of character design she's like, cosmic librarian kinda thing. "archiver" is her thing
but as a person?
hella autism
just like an absurd amount of autism
am not autistic am mentally unstable
adorable hobbies some folks have

she's really one of those people who theres never a dull moment with because she just says insane shit and you never know what its gonna be
which is why i watch her.
'cause its funny.
me leaping into my bed after a hard day's work:
😮
@pastel quartz (borice._) has been muted for 7 days for reason: Comes here , literally bypasses the n word , cringe
based shiori simp
i mean the detonator wasnt hooked up to anything so he's fine
i dont throw money at her i just watch the stream
that said a different hololive talent did drop some merch last night and one of the items is literally a fucking poncho and i just really like ponchos NGL
wish i had money
me when i dont have money for a new poncho:
i honestly cant tell if thats an impression he's doing or his actual voice.
thats a really good impression if it is one
hmm
the level editor included in the PC version of Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition is really fun to tinker with.
idk
@narrow lotus
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FhQ_hkegS2Q?feature=share it might be just a voice
he does
ATF:
U askin me like i was there, man 
true
wait jesus?!
I'm very fucking drunk
.50 vs skinwalker
hello, very fucking drunk. i'm Delight 👋
Hello delight i feel like I could beat a man to death right now
cage fight, now
try on a punching bag if you have one nearby
speed bag
I'm not trying to sound confident
But I feel like you don't have it in you
I feel like if I start actually beating you to death you will just turtle up
and then I'll just fucking murder you
I'm also feeling horny so this cage match ain't gonna go in your favor
2 men beating each other's meat
Right now I feel like a silverback gorilla I'm just on pure instinct
I think I would fucking break both your orbital bones and just slaughter you
the loss of his pc is his motivator
This alcohol is motivating me to commit a crime
Anyways eating baked ziti with garlic bread shit is delicious
gonna have some soup and kielbasa later
Tf is Kielbasa
sosig

Couldn't imagine eating like the allies are overhead but fuck it
you smoke dick
I was so fuckin high last night
i would simply rip your cock and shove it up your throat
both
is bro australian
Bro I would fucking start punching you in the back of your head until your spine severs
Replace that with a silverback gorilla typing on a phone too small and that might be me
There are so many great fictional monkeys and apes! We named the GOATs until one messed up and we missed way too many good ones!
Let us know some that you can name!
#lionking #dccomics #alladin #planetofapes #curiousgeorge #aceventura
YouTube it listening to me
sorry i only have the boykisser typing
Cringe
😩
This is why I'm racist
i love racing
prove it
What?
prove you're fucking drunk
What?
A LITTLE BIT OF JUMPIN WHAT A LITTLE BIT OF PUNCHIN WHAT AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASSWHOOPIN
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE
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Shut up you fat racoon
Not even asleep
Fucking cringe
Not following through is so fucking cringe
2 inches of snow in the southwest united states somehow always results in power outage
Why
Did some retad slide into a power line
west ain't ready for it
I'm in southeast AZ, hell has officially frozen over
Sitting here with no games, no stimuli, forced to live like it's 1690
Just a damn phone... fuck fuck..
take a shower and sober up, stop the cringing
Excellent bait might I say
white people's inherent need to tell others how intoxicated they are 
Yeah well I've heard a colored gentleman speak about how sexually aroused he is while he is masturbating
I'm over here stroking my dick rn I got lotion on my dick rn I'm just stroking my shit
I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real
- unnamed colored gentleman
The cringepocalypse
The term colored is not an acceptable way to describe people of African descent in 2024
Who said he was of African descent
All races are colored if you think about it
You did by using the termed colored which was usually used in the description of African Americans
Daily quest January 8th: accuse gas station cashier of being a federal agent. Make as large of a scene as possible for exactly 40 seconds before leaving promptly without another word
minor incident
the laws of the jim crow.
I played that game recently I think I was just dogshit at playing games in 2016 I cleared every level
No deaths
the naacp hasn't changed its name
Why would it?
The mental gymnastics are fucking wild
this has to be the pttr gif of all time
flexibility is key in life
is that isis
perchance
i had a gif of an isis guy dumping bags off a truck infront of isis people with machetes
and it was captioned
Noone:
Santa every year on the 25th of december:
Mall ninja ass katana
It does not
9 year old greed watching his first isis video (it is people being dumped into a river)
You were Kurt angle?
What?
My phone turned on in my pocket that played and I shit myself 
Was not expecting it at all caught me off guard
Lol, get woofed
nah, farcry 7 is set in ukraine
and putin is the villain
I feel like Far Cry should change up the time period again
The Russian Civil War would make an interesting setting.
Nikolai Robert Maximilian Freiherr von Ungern-Sternberg (Russian: Роман Фёдорович фон Унгерн-Штернберг, romanized: Roman Fyodorovich fon Ungern-Shternberg; 10 January 1886 – 15 September 1921), often referred to as Roman von Ungern-Sternberg or Baron Ungern, was an anti-communist general in the Russian Civil War and then an independent warlord w...
Look at this MF and tell me he wouldn't make a good FC villain
or a throwback to the 80s, lets say, you're a detective after a drug kingpin, set in a city inspired my miami
I'm not against an urban setting, but you can't set FC in a place with a semblance of law and order
Even Miami isn't chaotic enough
in the 80s it was, during the drug war
a lot of columbians were killed
buuut, think about it, during that time it was basically lawless, a lot of corrupt cops, most of the cops were on a payroll
I haven't played 6, so I don't know about FC in an urban setting
but I don't know if the game works if you have civilians walking around
Farcry primal the second best farcry
the intro could be the local drug kingpin (the main villain) killing your partner
there were civilians walking around in previous far cry games
yes, in select areas where your use of firearms was limited
6 fucked over the whole series with an RPG like system that will forever remain
building an entire city is a big ask
it takes Rockstar years to do it
Maybe Assassin's Creed Mirage is a sign that they've decided to scale back on the RPG bullshit
but I doubt it
or idk man, I just want a game inspired by miami vice
God, I miss Battlefield Hardline
Come on it's ubsisoft
They havent released anything good since farcry 3
I like Far Cry 4
Primal better but fuck it
5 had some nice guns, but was a massive heap of shit
vaas was the best villain by far
yeah, no matter what you did the outcome was the same, hope county gets nuked
main villain of FC4 was cool
If you like killing guys by whacking them with a stick, I figure you'd enjoy 5
A BILLION FUCKING CLUBBED WEAPONS
you could complete the game just by using shovels
thats how easy it is
dunno if they fleshed his story out but playboy warlord in the mountains has potential
If they mixed 2 and primal easily goty
I genuinely can't figure what they were thinking when they decided to remove the machete
unga bunga
it was the FC icon
2 for it's difficult gameplay and primal for it's survival like elements
I loved the tanto unlockable in fc3
Primal but with a FAL
Still in a farcry style
Another FC set in Africa?
Can I use an FAL while wearing shorts?
Yeah but you will be cancelled on twitter
there needs to be a new idea
the tropical island is already done twice
Farcry 3 did it the best
🎵 Rhodesians never die 🎵
And farcry 1 did it
mountains done twice, and one in africa
rhodesia cringe
They need to do a Walmart parking lot
Rhodesians soldiers with that FAL with booty shorts fit
booty shorts were the only redeeming factor
yeah because of the villains, mainly vaas and his relationship with citra, and basically you become vaas
And the fal
wdym fal everyone had the fal
It's a nice ass gun
unless they were commies then they had aks
and I must say, the incest part of their relationship in the insanity dlc in fc6, fucked up dude
The aks were nice ass guns
eh, there are beter options, like lets say, the g3
its the base for the mp5 dude
Ah, yes
The Coffin of Vaas and Citra
So that makes the g3 good?
Asbestos was the base for housing back then is it good? No
the ending where you betray citra is the most morally appealing one, because citra literally manipulates men to do her dirty work
on and on about being a great warrior
She can get it
well, its more well engineered than the fal
Yeah but I'm a slut for wood furniture
thats understandable, the original m16 prototype had wood furniture
And really old shitty polymer
would love to own one of those
I would suck the fattest cock for a wood furniture ak
an all wood ak-74 with bakelite mags
Spitting ropes at the thought of thay
FC 7 leak
Epstein is the last boss, with Sundowner being his second in command
well fuck time to go listen to metal gear revengence soundtrack
I NEED MORE OF THESE LOW QUALITY MEMES PLEASE SEND ME THEM IN DMS,.,.,.,..,
Wood furniture goes hard
it just doesnt goes hard, does it?
wood furniture with a built in custom rail mounts
Anyways my dog sleep in front of the fire
Only 3 days in 2024 and we already got peak Dragon Ball 😭🔥
well, he does work with 1911s
Specifically his Pistol Whippin'. 45
muh two world wars
Ivan is gone?
RATATA KURWA
Ivan got banned yeah
all of that AFKing in VC for nothing
atleast I'm assuming how he hit Legend
he had like 40k msgs
if not more
probably more
133k
oh zamn
How did he get banned?
133k for nothing 
Did he get 1984d?
Pissed Skom off
Makes sense.
Mods are losers
It was a 20 day mute originally
I think he already had a laundry list of infractions at that point
don't fuck with skom 
its stupid
infractions should expire
the longer you are here
the more you get
is that some euphemism
cause that's bullshit ngl
no
Nope
he said
i hope your mother doesnt get flowers
skom said she already has them
ivan said
i hope they die
as in flowers
nah it was him saying he hoped someone's mother died
and then some shit in DMs that we'll probably never know
"the more you live the more houses you rob, so your old robberies should expire"
you can just not break rules yk
you are gonna break rules sooner or later
Sounds like bullshit
Brainfart statute of limitations
your honor, I had to say those 42 slurs, there was no other way!
Moderation is never cool.
It is an incompatible personality trait with moderation
oh well, feelings were hurt
OH NO MY FLOWERS
rough place, good thing he was able to ban him to prevent further emotional damage
dead
Gone forever
WHAT
Because mods are tards
WHAT DID I MISS?!
Mods being mods
gone from our server but not from our hearts
ivan wished death upon flowers, which is a capital offense
“I have power, I MUST have power, I am incapable of being a reasonable or cool human being, I must always strive to have control”
-moderators
chill out ryry
he isnt wrong
Fun fact: moderators are server politicians who aren’t voted into power, but handed it.
Fun fact: ryry
and warn against scams
what server is that that has a lot of pedophiles
fun fact, this is a mod support server with added on social channels 
public art server
also i ban a lot of "ai" bros
just make an ai channel
my big moderator announcement in da rules
no
neat idea
then you dont have to spend time banning everybody
haven't had to ban anyone in yonks
now its part of the rules so people see it and go "oh okay"\
moderating is easy just kill anyone who dissagrees with you
just make a slur channel so you don't have to spend time banning everybody
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/780098468332044308.webp?size=48
exactly
madi can i say a slur please
I'll allow it
thanks
good slur / 10
Oh, how far brainfart has fallen
fuck i forgot to switch accounts
its cool
anyways yeah good one

post this next time you compliment my memes
Excellent
kissing is very homosexual
kissing is porn!!!
Ok now post the full thing with all the panels.
Definitely not a panel from something pornographic.
No sir.
Nuh uh.
it's not, it's OC from twitter
(not normal)
Could have fooled me
Also
Why do you know this
What trash are you reading
Metro knows the lore
i don't even read manga
i just read fanfictions
thats where its at
Of what fandoms
real talk ain't that a panel from Citrus?
Avatar (not the blue people)
Resident evil (of course)
Portal
Walking dead (games)
Dead by daylight
mass effect
star rail
world of warcraft
league
some dc stuff
valorant stuff and that's about it
probably
citrus and citrus+ are a plague
real monkeys paw type deal
"I wish more yuri was widely known"
monkey paw
"Okay but its two step sisters"
"FUCK"
oh and fire emblem, that's what i'm reading now
medical science is upping its level every year ,cyberpunk implants are not that far now that we have this
can't wait for the future of bodymodification
i want horns
to gore people who are too slow at checkouts lines
find it kinda funny that most of the "good" yuri series are written by men while most of the depraved fucked up hentai tends to be written by wemen
popular "good" written by men
not well known good written by women
shout out to women
u can get them not sure they would be functional the way u want them to be
maybe some day
Sam shouts out to women, and nobody bats an eye
I shout at women, and I get asked to leave the Wendy's
When will the injustice end?
go to arbys instead!
they allow it there
what about slurs?
Will they kick me out for saying cunt?
(remember, I'm not in Australia)
betting non aussies then
i went to america and the natives heard my family saying cunt
got some looks
fuck 'em
Hawaii specifically
they had a lot of people in military fatigues there
I dont think any other nation throws em around quite like aussies
also hi
man it's just cheaper and less painful to die at that point
i see a text article about a guy with a firework up his ass
I have a vid of a guy igniting and blowing up a firecracker in his mouth
but I doubt it's allowed to be posted
wanna know how I got these scars?
dude probably looks like Hanayama from Baki (if he survived)
he lived, didn't look like he had any exterior permanent damage
just looked like it fuckin hurt and his tongue was covered in ash
that's so cool i wish japan was real
same
same
Dogs the second I shoot a VSS at a single member of the pack from 800m away
@solar obsidian
chain then snapped and dog was sent through the next 3 walls
Your vss
underbarrel makarov great backup weapon
Morning
crack your skull on a wall, go back to sleep
i dont think ive been here since the new year so happy 2029 men
I can't believe it's 1994 already
i was playing starsector and wondering why all the damn mods im downloading are refusing to work
then i realized that the version I was playing on was 9.1
a version that's 5 years old
old ass
i got it from googling the download link so i must've just got a real old one
tightest grip
say what you will about those old VGA / DVI connectors
but those motherfuckers were never coming off unless you wanted them to
I wish DP and HDMI had anchors
It's not really necessary for hdmi is it
true
Though I'd like anchors for power cables
i think those don't exist for a reason
so you can yank the bitch if there's a fire or immediate problem
its a th
peñdejo
i wish ghost recon breakpoint didnt have the literal worst AI ive seen in a while
anyway i love ghost recon breakpoint
beef jerky prices are fucking nuts
i really hope that blue folder is worth good cash
worse in what way
I mean they're two completely different game types
like which is less fun and more miserable
Hello johan
Johan dragonstie
What exactly
morning
Morgen
s
This?
yes
Generally or certain features
personally I think R6 is soul draining with how good some people play in just normal matches. i hate having to go up against near pro players when i have a team of idiots
ach
Yea matchmaking is a huge problem
guten morgen mein bruder
I think R6 in general will be worse due to the fact that its a team based game. you NEED a decent team to win
Tarkov can be done solo
Yep
gotcha
also the operator gimmicks and the maps and such just rub me the wrong way
R6 was better when people didn't have it down to a science
Yea having operators is a no go from me especially after leaving league for good
ok now the million dollar question that i totally havent asked before
is it normal for tagilla to eat an entire drum mag of buckshots
it's like CSGO. if you don't take a 10 hour intro course to comp with all the important shit you get flamed to hell and back
should i get either of them
i mag dumped him with buckshots and he said nah
depends on what games you like

I mean tarkov is like 35$ while r6 is 7 rn i think?
I wouldn't go for either and just wait for sales
the price doesnt matter all that much
he gave me the light stare then one shotted me with his hammer
I think both games have a lot of "prerequisite" knowledge needed to fully enjoy them
but they're two different flavors
ive watched a bit of tarkov content
so im not going in fully blind
I love tarkov because it scratches an itch that the imitators just can't nail
One is team based other can be done solo yea
and ive played siege before and i had no idea what to feel
Yea i found toggled lean so weird
So i refunded it
Then i learnt you can disable toggle
Switching from gamma to r6 is a huge change in gameplay
i've been looking for the mp4 of that
that anime is so fucking heart stoppingly sweet I can't bear to watch it
it's like trying an AED on a corpse
@narrow lotus
they were under surveillance for 4 years yet nobody interviened
im back
/juice_restore
JuiceSpilledBool = false
What about him
Bulgar is gone
good image
rip
it's me 
christ
i have tried
stalker
how do steal oil from a military base full of US soldiers
??
tie a bigmac to a stick and put it on a running car
i like
stalker
simple, they are romanian, they have a stealth and theivery bonus
ooooh
fking romanian thieves
I hope it doesn't become taboo to hate on romanians like it has become to hate on black ppl
romanians rly deserve it
welcome to the brainfart
take a look around
I love when little gypsy approaches to me and asks me to buy him firecrackers
anythings that brain of yours can think of can be found
emo
that would be nice 
me fr
alright

i wish i could be eating some cheap sesame chicken right now
I need simple chinese food
you're a nihilistic android lady?
just dont eat it straight from the oven
Those are not the lyrics
exactly
the whats to the what
well that's Major Motoko Kusanagi.
what happen to your tongue
from Ghost in the Shell 🙂
ate grilled cheese straight from the oven
Grilled cheese is in the oven?
does she know how to make a grilled cheese
the oven does indeed get pretty hot and you need to let it cool down after finishing your cookery
well you don't have pronouns in your bio so you can't complain about being mispronounend
its fine
lol
how is it? interested to continue playing it?
did you both not get the reference
kill Strigoi with fire
he does not know TF2

H2B
Yes
Truly a form of art
HHAHAHAAHA FOOD WASTE!!!!!!!
nooooooo 
Pickles
For some reason I'm not a fan of dill pickles, but I really like spicy pickles
got the ending where i banned you for spoilers
but where are her nippies
No horny for you serannanas 
sorry

her body is uh, a prosthetic
I read hippies for a sec
what the fish Blur??
the movie?
Is that from the GITS manga?
or the manga
fuck the scarjo movie
it has a manga??
ytes
Pretty sure the major's prosthetic body has nipples
bought the manga but havent read it yet
I mean it's literally in the opening to the movie..
well removed them to annoy you
🙂
Mango
🙂
🙂
🙂
Mandarin juice > orange juice
I'll just dm the knuckleheads that didn't know GITS was first a manga
idk
dementia
say i bought ghost in the shell manga like 5 days ago
Isnt it dominos
there just
Literally garlic powder pills for $9
how is the hardcover cheaper?
You can put them in soup
That could be a third party seller selling it for cheap
right one has a masked nipple
left one doesn't at all 
Follow Masamune Shirow and explore their bibliography from Amazon.com's Masamune Shirow Author Page.
By the way, if you're ever in the health and beauty care aisle in the store
there's more stuff he did
It is hell to inventory those
Tinyurl or bust
Hi delight
||chapter 9, yes?||
Chapter yo mama
There's no way his real name is Masamune
big slopperzz in the chat
@inland jackal you mentioned hermitcraft on the server several times
Yes
and now i get notifications for the hermitcraft reddit page
Sengoku basara samurai warriors went so hard
i love terraria
even though i was never interested in it
Good
If you never played that on ps3 you missed out
Who doesn't
discord/AI profiling at work 
big brother is always watching lilbro
I never played any console
it was done in Minecraft chat

more like Microsoft profiling
people who dont like 2D games probably
I never had a console too expensive
They are just missing out and i dont blame them
Ps3 was like $300 in 2012 money
in 2012 I already had a better PC than PS3
ambassin
i first played terraria on xbox 360 and then i got a pc
bought it again on pc
cause thats how much i like it
nice
I used to pirate terraria
I can't fucking believe the ps3 came out in 2006
i think terraria is the only game ive ever re-bought
I then bought it cause i liked it
terraria is also probably the only game worth rebuying
stares dispondendly in the direction of Skyrim
Dave the diver
oh yeah skyrim too
that's a word now
same exact situation as terraria actually
i hate how i can't use headphones for the PS3
so i would need to connect speakers to my ps3 inorder to play the games i have for it again
Ps3 was the shit when I was growing up. I played that probably until like 2016
Then I switched to PC
So many fun memories
i had a ps4 before i swapped to PC
I remember loving RUSE to death but the console memory limit caused issues so you could only have like 50 entities
frrr like 4 games you have to delete inorder to download a bigger one
all i need is a new SSD or clean it up if i wanna download more games
I had a gem ps3 apparently cause mine never gave me any issues
same here
I'd run it for probably weeks on end with no problem
sat in a closet for 5 years and still worked
i have ps2 that lasted an entire decade

my dad bought it as a christmas gift in early 2014
i still have it to this day and do be enjoy playing on it
If I had a TV on the wall and an old console I'd probably use it
what ps2 games you have?
I love having little machines around. Doesn't matter what kind
Twisted metal black, a couple jak and Daxter games, crash bandicoot, sly Cooper
my friend was playing ready or not 2 days ago with randoms and he was stuck with some edgy 15 year old that kept saying shit like "this happens in real life you know"
it was funny as hell
i wish he recorded it honestly
We've all been there
yup
gta san andreas, vice city stories, liberty city stories and god of war 2
gotta love the softies
some disc copies i dont mention cause theyre damaged
these are the only discs that work for me
best thing about playing gta san andreas on ps2 is calling my dad to come and play 2 player mode with me
i dont know whats more cursed the dude chilling in the water or golden deadric armour
Never played Skyrim, wouldn't know
why
Never got the chance to play it
why
Because im lazy
understandable
Have a great day
Enjoy next 24 hours
Make it uncozy
can't
Next time sleep in bean bag
me too
bro i got a headache
i'm coughing
really badly
i'm dead i guess
i haven't had a ache this bad ever
my sinusus are fucked so hard right now
these exams fucked me up man
but this is the last week
or the last day even
just gotta go next day
feels like my head gonna pop
and finished
hot topic: any meme that talks about a specific country is a hit or miss when it comes to being funny
he has his own demons
he dont need us no more
especially when it comes to german "memes"
I think german memes being unfunny is intentional
yeah
like ffs i know my country did amazing shit back in 1945
why you need to tell us that
like one time funny two times fucking annoying
i automatically like any romanian memes i see
even if they're satirical and basically romania hate memes
i just like making fun of my country
like shitting on mine
but i hate when you bring the funne mustache man
for the one billionth time
to be honest i dont think most people know any funny things abiut germany
myself included
other than the mustache
you guys should eat 8 or more lemons a day



