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Svt svd and whatnot
Maui
i love tank characters that are just comically oversized sponges
better not let the fbi see you play this game. they might give you a gun with a binary trigger and a manifesto
good
ill send it to the fbi
they have a website
ill send them it
see how they react
self report to fbi
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street cat wrestle
tha ps
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jesus
i need to check this out
Send it in Jerome!
great mod
def trying this out
Wat gaem
Stema lovin it
probably
Duck
π
Nou
Hohoh
Sup fart
Mods, recycle this user
Sdalger has been recycled
We gotta save the rainforests
i would love to beat old people to death in this game
burn them down!
We need more paper
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Reposts are ruining the rainforests
i love these little critters
We cant breathe 
Am boolyd
most peaceful
Is this PTTR?
Uaeh
yes
god, memories 
decided to buy it bc i remember watching hundreds of videos of it as a kid
Im implying that brainfart is a peaceful place
β»οΈ β»οΈ

β»οΈ
Let me try something
morning dudes
I believe being a zoophile is bad
hows it going
Wait
Not bad
HA HE RECYCLED
Duh
Nuh uh
I have a screenshot
NUH UH
Ribs are meant to be in every meal
Anytime
Hdjucj
I want dis
What phone...
considering the recycling bin have two icons its possible
2016 huawei 
just get a PNG from the pop cat
XD
Well your phone isn't recycled it's landfill
Looks average ngl
Tbh yea
I dont need a new phone every 2 years 
Me neither
Except for it randomly fucking turning off its fine
For the longest time I had Moto g
nokia buttons phone
Like

Moto g the first
HOLY SHIT
F:LP{PER
Its supposed to be 8/256
8 ram 256 rom
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Once again
Imma ss the specs

white angry pussy
Dimensions if anyone is interested
168.6 x 76.3 x 8.2 mm
No
Slovak?
IPS tho
No
amoled would be nice
Whats up with it
Maybe
As long as i can text people and get calls, its fine
Yes
Just messing with ya guys i bought it
what a curveball
absolutely feral
a gf?
Shut madi
the flying midget
Thats why i joined some Chinese server and now im gaining social score
Umm
Tortilla
White arm
why did I read ruger as burger
Wat hpappen
Buger*
got work to do
π ±οΈuger
Bugger
Just shitpost β4
Original: https://youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0?si=qeuvfpvIrHKeZezF
My mod: https://youtu.be/CzODx70oeX0?si=l3W1K6gemOUApu1J
Cloaker sings Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvo66sKtA-s&ab_channel=Π’Π°ΡΠΊΠ°
BullDozer sings Skillet - Monster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6GfD_DMc4c&ab_ch...
spray yourself
Glory to arstotzka
Want to see all endings? Follow this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMS3pz0pkA&list=UUoATTeyqJgkXNoRH0mPZ2nw&feature=share
The game is Papers Please found here: http://dukope.com/#ppl
A Dystopian Document Thriller.
"The communist state of Arstotzka has just ended a 6-year war with neighboring Kolechia and reclaimed its rightful half ...
Idk what your job is but it looks like it fits
it somewhat does
What is the job then
you gonna use that cable to choke yourself while you crank it?
π«‘
thats for the laptop
why are you the way you are

so the laptop can stay charged while i crank it
don't forget the lemon slice to bite on, otherwise you might not come back
Rock and a hard place
there is always at least one horny person in brainfart
it is the law
unconstitutional
oh shit it is madirex
hi pooper
the first gif i sent showed me kicking some bar dweller across the bar
let me find it
fuck you too, how are you
@uncut obsidian
mid
damn, hope it gets better
we have a brainfart smp now btw
EWW!
i dont have time for smp unfortunately
What is that.
Terrorism
roblox
smp what
MΙn buna dΓΆzmΓΌrΙm.
a roblox avatar
what version
1.20+

really underlining the survival part here knowing brainfart members
i brutally viscerated 3 retards in a retirement home
because the nurses didnt give me
my schiz meds
literally the context behind this level mod
nurses didnt give you meds for ur schizophrenia
Is this rehabilitation or the padded room
I wager padded roo.
padded server
M
anywho
sermverm
shits gonna be boring since legit NOBODY WILL COME HERE FOR THE WHOLE DAY
he made me angry
Buna son qoyulmalΔ±dΔ±r.
why do you have so many of these
why wouldnt i
if you press ESC ingame you can save a gif of the last like 5 seconds
interesting
and im abusing that feature
so all the gifs ive sent
so far
are just me
brutally mutilating people
my favorite one so far
i will give you my all
is this shadows of doubt
ah
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exactly
This is the song from the BBQ Pack page and is called ''The Flames of Love'' by Smokey Bennet & The Hoops. In my opinion this is one of the greatest songs yet for Payday 2 :D, which is why I just had to upload it for you guys!
Have a good 1!
always liked this one
i have a veeerrryyy underappreciated one when it comes to payday soundtracks
this one is good as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlRhfdtHKso
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Soundtrack created by Miles Malone and used for the Crimefest Webpage and the Hoxton Breakout Trailer.
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break the rules is great
what about backstab
payday 2 ost went across like 25 genres
idk words in a fast pace fps doesnt suit me
banger
I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL ORIGINALLY HAS WORDS
yes but its a main menu theme
when was it a main menu theme
dont remember that either
always
the only changes in main menu themse i remember was 2 years ago the christmas one with hoxton singing
i gotta check out this zoophile level
mate.....elaborate on that
not just hoxton
lol
it was the gang
cloakers
bulldozers
swat
fbi
and i think a zeal
zeals are just reskins of cops on death wish+
no need
true, i honestly loved how death wish cops looked
zeals just got a "skull on balaclava make man look scary" makeover and helmets that cover their jaw
pimped out getaway is a banger
falco, i hate lasagna
pic from zoophile slayer level
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PAYDAY Β· Alesso
Forever
β 2015 Alefune, under exclusive license in the United States to Def Jam Recordings, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc.
Released on: 2015-05-26
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Composer Lyricist: Alessandro ...
fuck in 15 mins i gotta do a full walk through the building
@finite quest put alesso payday while you murder in that club
death wish trailer soundtrack
no
i left the map
wannas ee the comments on
zoophile slayer map
its actually retarded
lol
captain sauce is great make the town red content creator
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today should be more players on the smp ya?
@grizzled meadow chat is this real

exotic butters
reminds me of 9gag comments
the top comments are always straight up insults
but this one is at least funny
pro tip guys
dont get ssniperwolfed
For anyone interested in electronic warfare and or radar
No this is not classified I got it from Instagram look it up
emp?
i dont think isntagram is a very reliably legal source
not my problem though
Same account
You know it ain't classified cause it has an actual design scheme instead of being slightly off center text on a page
I barely play League in the last 3 years
but damn
I'm still a little sad they're adding Vanguard to it
cause now I have to uninstall it
POV: Your state has square corners
They made four corner states so that the entire thing can be made into one massive corn field

Unfortunately no
HOLY SHIT SAMANTHA IS STILL ALIVE?
aw man awhat the fuck
danke
fun fact, i have a document detailing russian unit structures and equipment
but its in polish
lies
WHY DO THEY KEEP INSISTING ON CLIMBING UP THE RANKS WHERE THERE IS MORE PAPERWORK THEN
surely send
for uh
research
gimme a min
based
its actually publicly available so i wont get in trouble for sending it anyways
yippee
Every single high ranking NCO I know is nostalgic for being an E-5
Officers are all miserable fucks
They typically enjoy the military except for this paperwork bullshit
im in a diff mil so if you could elaborate what rank an E-5 is
The lowest sergeant rank
They all miss the part of their career when they had 3-4 soldiers working under them and had simpler tasks
sooo, the rank where they only have a team under them?
why do you guys have so many sergeants, why not pick a diff name for the others
I don't know about your military, but in the US Army, there are limits for how long you can serve within a particular rank
For E-5, I think it's only ten years
Compulsory career advancement
ohh, well here depending on your assesment ( behavior etc) you get promoted to a higher rank every 3 years
E-5 - Sergeant
E-6 - Staff Sergeant
E-7 - Sergeant First Class
E-8 - Master Sergeant
E-9 - Sergeant Major
Command Sergeant Major
E-5, 6, and 7 are addressed as Sergeant
though it still depends on whether you will pass the NCO exam or not
Of course, you have to pass requirements for promotion in the US Army
What I'm stating here is that you can't stay for 30 years as a Sergeant (E-5)
i see
What happens if you intentionally don't try to promote because you can't be bothered with extra responsibilities
Discharge
What happens if you're too inept to promote
promotion
straight to Sergeant Major
I can almost taste the salt through my screen
the extra responsibilities are a punishment for not being capable of handling them
I thought it's just a romanian nepotism thing with the useless ones being promoted
to think it was punishment all along
fun fact, here they legit have pushed some people who should not have become 1st lieutenants into becoming, cuz they had to fill out a quota and not seem inept as an academy
I have left that name behind me long ago
If its lieutenants and above, then yeah its mainly through connections and incompetence
or sucking up to the right people
shining their shoes, kissing ass, fondling the balls all that stuff
i mean, one of our 1st lieutenants is legit doing daily inspections of our uniform, demanding proper usage of commands even before entering a building with a platoon and will legit write a formal complaint if he catches you behaving not like the regulations state
mostly cuz in this academy they come to suck up and look good so they can promote faster
So he's teaching you all how to properly suck up and look good? Damn, what a nice guy.
It's a shame that's the type of people the military attracts
Shitheels who can only understand the world in terms of domination
not even domination, they have a stupid idea of "if they look nice in a parade, thats all that matters"
"perception is reality"
"we'll never get involved into a war so might as well make em look good"
i mean, it could be cuz arranged marriage was still a thing back then
Ah, yes
Victorian cuck fetish
no problem
all you had to do was ask in the chat the guy sitting alone in a 5 story building was spending his time
ONE GUY CAME ALONG AND HE LEFT IN 5 MINS
ive been listening to one song for the past 2 hours
idk if i even have to really, first week of bootcamp the instructors were shocked i had not taken a shit in 7 days
bruh
as hulk hogan said once
stop posting dark souls gifs its making me want to play elden rin-chan
i can see why you have been exiled
i was exiled cause i asked falco for permanent exile

play it then
average wizard build sir
weak build
17 str 17 cha dump everything else and put the rest into con
knights are the shit
i am no knight
blighted village, the 3 ogres, the smart one drops it when you kill him
first act
i dont think a dumbass headband would be too useful
your a wizard harry
yeagh
you missed my birthday
alive but at what cost
nice
better say late than never tho
anything new? any grand new adventures?
are you still infatuated with the RE vampires?
bored out of my mind
and on the verge of a psychological collapse
but other than that im fine
brainfart cpu switching r/intel
why does that look like blaire white
its her fantasy that she doesnt want revealed
only elves that are not cringe are dark elves
Get belle delphine out of skyrim the fuck
you bufoon, cant you tell this is oblivion
Bruthas, I'm fucking laughing my ass off.
Some dude sent me a video of a woman doing a parking lot review.
used to know a guy that looked like this
a guy?
yes.
I'd rather not understand the implications.
What kind of guys do you talk to cuh
Slovenians.
Ah, explains stuff
Pause.
okay now youre just setting us up

i mean the general facial structure
Dude stop, you Gon say something way worse.
Looks like this dude is many things.....
But sober he isn't.
alo @stone blade
alooo
havent touched alc since new years
Hi Ivan Hi cori Hi bz11k
catboy π
shit, gotta walk through the building again in 10 mins
alloooo :3
the whole thing takes around 30-40 mins
Hi pooper
anyway
i said used to for a reason
NOOOOOOOOO, WHAT HAPPENED
what does mao zedong have to do with this
He is not cat notices.
He is not talking about the most famous Chinese dude that didn't brush his teeth.
Dude i be getting that Mao Zedong hairline
Its like if Vegetas widows peak gave up
Consider going bald
At that point, just shave everything off.
wigs
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
That estrogen in my water supply keeping my hairline tight
(dick)
Uhh?
I've been blessed with the mane that will never recede
bless
(but I'm swiftly getting grey)
Oh yeah same actually
I hav heard of piss tap water but estrogen tap water is crazy π
I had my first grey hair when i was like 13
my hair grows extremely quickly
I'm gonna look like an anime character in several years
grey pubes?
no those are original color
or like geralt
do... pubic hair even get grey?
I think so
the game was rigged from the start
It takes the longest though
I never even thought about it before you said it, funny
oh god
I searched for geralt gifs in tenor and it's that superman dude everywhere
why
Henry cavil sexy
henry cavil sexy
I mean the witcher show was bad
like not my type, but i get it
but he wasnt a bad cast
this
lmao
You fuckers are sleeper agents.
My brain can't process these words.
same way only straight men say theyd fuck ryan reynolds
i know atleast 3 other people who would love cavil to top em
aight, so they exist
Im sure this nowadays also extends to Ryan Gosling
nonono
what's his name
ryan gosling is what straight men wanna be, ryan reynolds is who they want to be topped by
i mean ryan reynolds is kinda hot in a dad type of way
but he also kind of looks like my uncle
which is weird
cant relate
alright gotta go walk for 30 mins
brb
also barack obama
okay now you lost me
he's just presentable you know
a guy actually looks and behaves like a president and not some power-hungry unhinged creep who is smiling at your face and raping and mutilating 16 different minority representatives in his basement while being high on every drug known to humanity
both gosling and reynolds have that look of a blandest mf in your neighbourhood but polished and maintained to perfection
like, the basic bitch, but S+ tier in quality
golden common
perhaps it's why the work so well as literally mees, because you subconsciously realise it's actually something somewhat achievable

you don't look at cavil and think "literally me", you think "you fucking disgusting piece of perfection"
Bruthas you ain't a psychology major get that shit off the channel, that shit is trash bro.
who are you, again?
Who are you?
I see
les goo
What?
well he is kinda good looking but still
cavil?
Yea
oh not you too
The witcher guy
I strive to be like him
I wonder if they really will make some warhammer stuff with him
Dudes in the internet are Stalker anomalies of their own.
They see a clown, they laugh at it, make the clown a woman and now they fuck it?
What's wrong with these dudes?
my beloved
No!
somebody read the lusty argonian maid
and I thought you can't surprise me anymore
nothing good
So he is double the failure 
it's the uhhh
fuck, where is our resident furry specialized in that
ERZA!
or erzo
Tho most i know just refer to themselves as furries

atrussy?
fried sausage
What living in Bulgaria does to a man:
fire resist potion
Would a fire resist potion make you not horny for a fire atronach
but would you feel the burnussy if you're under the effect of a fire resist potion though
because it would make you resist it mentally too
What gear?
A fucking dick ring?
but the burnussy itself is made of fire
so if the fire potion makes your resistant to fire, it makes you impervious to burnussy as well...
I'm sorry Ivanko
some things are not meant to be...
no it was cori connecting horny with resistant potion
and I'm saying that you literally are not gonna feel burnussy because it is made out of fire
well to him the general shape might be the attractive thing
for me its literally the fire
im drawn to
If that's gonna stop the server Bulgar.

I'm not Romanian.
dragon
bro wtf did i enter chat to

moss tiddies
ivan prolly after them hagravens
dick splinters
the usual
i would not fuck a spriggan
I called out Motherfuckers who are way too attached to the "clussy" thingy and now people are discussing which Elder Scrolls (female) character they wanna fuck.
ok who are you
not only female
:3
clearly not argonian

it's a LIVING tree thing, not a fucking IKEA table, the fuck you mean there's gonna be splinters there
you people
which one
I volunteer
Autistic.
I am ready to sacrifice my dick for science
not ALL
bring in the spriggan

do you think the companions sometimes have werewolf sex?
fucking furries man
I know I would
that's the reason they become werewolves in the first place
Bro, what are you talking about?
oh my god Ivanko 

I know barely anything about TES except Empire Based and I have to deal with dudes who wanna fuck Skyrim characters.


wheezing
companians share blood to become werewolves, im sure they'd share other fluids too
Based incest enjoyers
Delete this

no bitch!!
like fucking a memory foam
imagine
I'm glad Ivanko hasn't remembered about those hags that hang out with forlorns or what's the name
ye
Dear Ivan, consider the following:
No.
tree mommy
holy gyatt
what's the difference from regular spriggan
that's just wisp mother

dick splinters be damned
that a matron

They should make twink versions of spriggans

what is going on
twiggans
Yo hello man.
the nine divines are cringing
Yes there are
You wouldnβt expect a spriggan to be polished would you?
Full of sharp edges and splinters
you think they got werebears in the companions?
I wouldn't except a living tree to be splintered to have splinters
No unfortunately
no were boars either
those arent in skyrim tho
they are made of wood
y'all just are scared of the possibilities
we started from that
Do you think the dwemer made some more specialised automatons?
prolly
surely
not probably
Remember, most of their creations haven't even been discovered yet
custom centurion
bro

When this chat leaks...
Y'all will need to do some explaining.
It's January.
yeah in like 2012
Cats litterally can't comprehend any human language through any means.
Lies
they had snowussy for that
like, get this
oh yeah the falmer
cannonically, dwemers sneakily lured snow elves and made the docile and submissive
yeah the dwemer just made the falmer for that from snow elves
by feeding them some shrooms or something
this is like
vile shit, Todd Howard
what did he mean by that?
shit bethesda is all kinds of wicked huh
yeah their lore is insane
this is not a person you should meet alone in the dark
Keep your hands where I can see them.
vivec bit off molag bal's dick to make a spear out of it
elder scrolls has always been insane
and it was the least weird thing he done
pinging mods rn
man I miss Kirkblade's Tamriel
would let him
"what shall we name this spear" "i know, the milk taker"
THE WAHT
isnt he literally called the uhh
king of r......
yeeeep :^)
hi memeg
Hi froge
first 2024 purge coming soon
you just give morrowind's lore book a short skim and immediately understand why more modern elder scrolls setting dropped both that and its author
where big frogs in elder scrolls
absolutely not E for Everyone
we have big spider and big people
oh yeah the uhh
queen barenzia book
from morrowind
isnt that the one
π«¦
where she takes cat penis?
khajiit dick
we won't confirm nor deny anything
thats what i said
Is that how the khahit were made
Also cool new hoodie
thank
Or whatever the fuck that is
ah yeah checking again its daggerfall
not morrowind
wasnt daggerfall the biggest map in any of the games
I put in morrowind into the gif search
and a few gifs later there was just a little skrib creature with the caption "Gender Envy"
and not just "all the big cities of Tamriel", no, the entire fucking thing, good luck walking two real time weeks from one end to another
would u paarthunax
I hear that gif
yea
uhhh

I'm not gonna post it here but
im sure you can emulate it
cori, google "Paarthurnax RatoPombo"
okay




