#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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slender rock
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DVI DVT

inland jackal
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Svt svd and whatnot

inland jackal
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Maui

deep topaz
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i love tank characters that are just comically oversized sponges

finite quest
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accident

deep topaz
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better not let the fbi see you play this game. they might give you a gun with a binary trigger and a manifesto

finite quest
finite quest
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ill send it to the fbi

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they have a website

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ill send them it

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see how they react

deep topaz
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self report to fbi

finite quest
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i will make many gifs

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of shooting in pttr

toxic sundial
deep topaz
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Hello Watching videos helps stray cats eat food.
I'm publishing the videos of our cat friends living on the street for you I hope you like it...
If you subscribe to my channel and you like my videos, I will be very happy.

If you would like to support via PATREON account, here is the link ➑ patreon.com/user?u=84196621

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street cat wrestle

finite quest
finite quest
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tha ps

deep topaz
finite quest
finite quest
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jesus

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i need to check this out

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Send it in Jerome!

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great mod

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def trying this out

severe flicker
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Wat gaem

finite quest
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paint the town red

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$20 on Stema

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steam

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fuck

severe flicker
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HAH I have you dyslexia

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I don't even have it

finite quest
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???

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random but ok

inland jackal
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Stema lovin it

severe flicker
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Gave

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GAVE

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NOT HAVE YOU

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GAVE YOU

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Do I have it?

finite quest
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probably

severe flicker
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Yh

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The amount of times autocorrect has to save my ass

inland jackal
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Duck

severe flicker
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πŸ‘€

inland jackal
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(i intentionally typed duck for a comedic effect)

severe flicker
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Laugh at this instead

inland jackal
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Nou

severe flicker
lyric horizon
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Sup fart

severe flicker
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What

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Bruh wat

deep topaz
lyric horizon
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Mods, recycle this user

inland jackal
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Sdalger has been recycled

severe flicker
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Wat

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No

finite quest
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old people mod?

lyric horizon
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We gotta save the rainforests

finite quest
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i would love to beat old people to death in this game

finite quest
inland jackal
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We need more paper

deep topaz
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Hello Watching videos helps stray cats eat food.
I'm publishing the videos of our cat friends living on the street for you I hope you like it...
If you subscribe to my channel and you like my videos, I will be very happy.

If you would like to support via PATREON account, here is the link ➑ patreon.com/user?u=84196621

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lyric horizon
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Reposts are ruining the rainforests

deep topaz
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i love these little critters

inland jackal
lyric horizon
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We cant breathe KekSkew

severe flicker
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Wer

inland jackal
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Most violent day in brainfart

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Change my mind

severe flicker
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Am boolyd

deep topaz
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most peaceful

lyric horizon
severe flicker
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Uaeh

finite quest
lyric horizon
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god, memories KekSkew

finite quest
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decided to buy it bc i remember watching hundreds of videos of it as a kid

inland jackal
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♻️ ♻️

lyric horizon
severe flicker
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♻️

lyric horizon
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Let me try something

pastel quartz
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morning dudes

lyric horizon
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I believe being a zoophile is bad

pastel quartz
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hows it going

severe flicker
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Wait

severe flicker
lyric horizon
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HA HE RECYCLED

inland jackal
severe flicker
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No o

lyric horizon
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Duh

severe flicker
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Nuh uh

lyric horizon
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I have a screenshot

severe flicker
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NUH UH

inland jackal
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Ribs are meant to be in every meal

lyric horizon
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See?

severe flicker
pastel quartz
inland jackal
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Anytime

severe flicker
lyric horizon
severe flicker
pastel quartz
lyric horizon
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2016 huawei KekSkew

pastel quartz
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just get a PNG from the pop cat

severe flicker
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Well your phone isn't recycled it's landfill

inland jackal
severe flicker
lyric horizon
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I dont need a new phone every 2 years KEK

severe flicker
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Me neither

lyric horizon
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Except for it randomly fucking turning off its fine

severe flicker
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For the longest time I had Moto g

pastel quartz
severe flicker
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Like

pastel quartz
severe flicker
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Moto g the first

inland jackal
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Lol embed fail

lyric horizon
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8256 GIGABYTES

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THATS 8X MORE THAN MY PC DOES

lyric horizon
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HOLY SHIT

deep topaz
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F:LP{PER

severe flicker
inland jackal
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Its supposed to be 8/256

lyric horizon
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oh

inland jackal
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8 ram 256 rom

deep topaz
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Hello Watching videos helps stray cats eat food.
I'm publishing the videos of our cat friends living on the street for you I hope you like it...
If you subscribe to my channel and you like my videos, I will be very happy.

If you would like to support via PATREON account, here is the link ➑ patreon.com/user?u=84196621

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Lol it doesnt have one

lyric horizon
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lyric horizon
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Once again

inland jackal
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Imma ss the specs

lyric horizon
pastel quartz
inland jackal
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Look at this 90Hz refreshrate

lyric horizon
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Czech

inland jackal
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Dimensions if anyone is interested
168.6 x 76.3 x 8.2 mm

inland jackal
lyric horizon
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Slovak?

final cedar
inland jackal
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No

final cedar
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amoled would be nice

inland jackal
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Whats up with it

inland jackal
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As long as i can text people and get calls, its fine

final cedar
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true

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xiaomi nice

inland jackal
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Yes

inland jackal
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Just messing with ya guys i bought it

ocean pulsar
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what a curveball

deep topaz
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absolutely feral

ocean pulsar
inland jackal
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I wanna do that

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I just need a mirror

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And few other stuff

uncut obsidian
inland jackal
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Shut madi

finite quest
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the flying midget

inland jackal
# finite quest

Thats why i joined some Chinese server and now im gaining social score

severe flicker
lyric horizon
inland jackal
lyric horizon
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White arm

severe flicker
ocean pulsar
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why did I read ruger as burger

severe flicker
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Hungry?

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You're not you when you're hungry

ocean pulsar
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haven't eaten yet

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probably won't for a while either

severe flicker
inland jackal
ocean pulsar
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got work to do

severe flicker
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πŸ…±οΈuger

severe flicker
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Bugger

orchid robin
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Got duty on a nice cold sunday

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basically gonna be here alone for the next 10 hours

inland jackal
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spray yourself

severe flicker
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Glory to arstotzka

severe flicker
# orchid robin Got duty on a nice cold sunday

Want to see all endings? Follow this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMS3pz0pkA&list=UUoATTeyqJgkXNoRH0mPZ2nw&feature=share

The game is Papers Please found here: http://dukope.com/#ppl

A Dystopian Document Thriller.

"The communist state of Arstotzka has just ended a 6-year war with neighboring Kolechia and reclaimed its rightful half ...

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Idk what your job is but it looks like it fits

orchid robin
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it somewhat does

severe flicker
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What is the job then

final cedar
narrow lotus
orchid robin
ocean pulsar
final cedar
orchid robin
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so the laptop can stay charged while i crank it

final cedar
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don't forget the lemon slice to bite on, otherwise you might not come back

severe flicker
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Rock and a hard place

finite quest
orchid robin
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it is the law

ocean pulsar
orchid robin
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oh shit it is madirex

uncut obsidian
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hi pooper

finite quest
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let me find it

orchid robin
finite quest
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@uncut obsidian

uncut obsidian
orchid robin
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damn, hope it gets better

uncut obsidian
orchid robin
finite quest
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What is that.

severe flicker
uncut obsidian
finite quest
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i mean the avatar.

ocean pulsar
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smp what

severe flicker
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MΙ™n buna dΓΆzmΓΌrΙ™m.

orchid robin
final cedar
uncut obsidian
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minecraft

ocean pulsar
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what version

uncut obsidian
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1.20+

final cedar
ocean pulsar
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opa

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I can partake

orchid robin
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really underlining the survival part here knowing brainfart members

finite quest
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i brutally viscerated 3 retards in a retirement home

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because the nurses didnt give me

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my schiz meds

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literally the context behind this level mod

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nurses didnt give you meds for ur schizophrenia

severe flicker
severe flicker
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I wager padded roo.

uncut obsidian
severe flicker
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M

orchid robin
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anywho

ocean pulsar
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sermverm

orchid robin
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shits gonna be boring since legit NOBODY WILL COME HERE FOR THE WHOLE DAY

finite quest
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he made me angry

severe flicker
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Buna son qoyulmalΔ±dΔ±r.

quasi creek
final cedar
severe flicker
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Knew it

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Bastard

finite quest
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FUCK. YOU.

ocean pulsar
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why do you have so many of these

finite quest
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why wouldnt i

uncut obsidian
ocean pulsar
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interesting

finite quest
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and im abusing that feature

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so all the gifs ive sent

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so far

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are just me

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brutally mutilating people

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my favorite one so far

inland jackal
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i will give you my all

rancid iris
finite quest
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no

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its

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paint the town red

rancid iris
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ah

inland jackal
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exactly

ocean pulsar
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always liked this one

orchid robin
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i have a veeerrryyy underappreciated one when it comes to payday soundtracks

inland jackal
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Artist: Simon Viklund
DLC/Update: Update #70
Released: 2015, June 25
Associated Heist: Golden Grin Casino

Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
Buy on Bandcamp: https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/

Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHqrvJTP
Pa...

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orchid robin
finite quest
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break the rules is great

orchid robin
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what about backstab

ocean pulsar
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payday 2 ost went across like 25 genres

inland jackal
inland jackal
orchid robin
inland jackal
orchid robin
ocean pulsar
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dont remember that either

inland jackal
orchid robin
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the only changes in main menu themse i remember was 2 years ago the christmas one with hoxton singing

finite quest
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i gotta check out this zoophile level

orchid robin
finite quest
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lol

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it was the gang

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cloakers

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bulldozers

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swat

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fbi

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and i think a zeal

inland jackal
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zeals are just reskins of cops on death wish+

inland jackal
orchid robin
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true, i honestly loved how death wish cops looked

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zeals just got a "skull on balaclava make man look scary" makeover and helmets that cover their jaw

inland jackal
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pimped out getaway is a banger

orchid robin
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falco, i hate lasagna

finite quest
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pic from zoophile slayer level

inland jackal
finite quest
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Murder.

orchid robin
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fuck in 15 mins i gotta do a full walk through the building

finite quest
inland jackal
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@finite quest put alesso payday while you murder in that club

orchid robin
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death wish trailer soundtrack

finite quest
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no

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i left the map

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wannas ee the comments on

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zoophile slayer map

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its actually retarded

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lol

inland jackal
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captain sauce is great make the town red content creator

orchid robin
inland jackal
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today should be more players on the smp ya?

thorny talon
ruby minnow
weak jackal
ruby minnow
weak jackal
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@grizzled meadow chat is this real

ruby minnow
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yes

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it is

modest oriole
fading shuttle
inland jackal
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exotic butters

crimson flame
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reminds me of 9gag comments

crimson flame
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the top comments are always straight up insults
but this one is at least funny

inland jackal
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pro tip guys
dont get ssniperwolfed

deep topaz
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No this is not classified I got it from Instagram look it up

inland jackal
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emp?

pale ingot
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not my problem though

deep topaz
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Same account

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You know it ain't classified cause it has an actual design scheme instead of being slightly off center text on a page

night berry
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I barely play League in the last 3 years

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but damn

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I'm still a little sad they're adding Vanguard to it

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cause now I have to uninstall it

visual stirrup
deep topaz
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They made four corner states so that the entire thing can be made into one massive corn field

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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Unfortunately no

orchid robin
fallow trellis
narrow lotus
orchid robin
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i dont like doing paperwork

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officers

orchid robin
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fun fact, i have a document detailing russian unit structures and equipment

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but its in polish

visual stirrup
orchid robin
# visual stirrup lies

WHY DO THEY KEEP INSISTING ON CLIMBING UP THE RANKS WHERE THERE IS MORE PAPERWORK THEN

oblique spire
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for uh

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research

orchid robin
oblique spire
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based

orchid robin
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its actually publicly available so i wont get in trouble for sending it anyways

oblique spire
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yippee

visual stirrup
orchid robin
visual stirrup
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The lowest sergeant rank

modest oriole
visual stirrup
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They all miss the part of their career when they had 3-4 soldiers working under them and had simpler tasks

orchid robin
modest oriole
orchid robin
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why do you guys have so many sergeants, why not pick a diff name for the others

visual stirrup
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I don't know about your military, but in the US Army, there are limits for how long you can serve within a particular rank
For E-5, I think it's only ten years

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Compulsory career advancement

orchid robin
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ohh, well here depending on your assesment ( behavior etc) you get promoted to a higher rank every 3 years

visual stirrup
orchid robin
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though it still depends on whether you will pass the NCO exam or not

visual stirrup
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Of course, you have to pass requirements for promotion in the US Army
What I'm stating here is that you can't stay for 30 years as a Sergeant (E-5)

orchid robin
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i see

pastel quartz
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What happens if you intentionally don't try to promote because you can't be bothered with extra responsibilities

pastel quartz
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What happens if you're too inept to promote

visual stirrup
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straight to Sergeant Major

pastel quartz
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I can almost taste the salt through my screen

orchid robin
pastel quartz
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I thought it's just a romanian nepotism thing with the useless ones being promoted

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to think it was punishment all along

orchid robin
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fun fact, here they legit have pushed some people who should not have become 1st lieutenants into becoming, cuz they had to fill out a quota and not seem inept as an academy

visual stirrup
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Oh, shit, it's zeref
What's up?

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I didn't recognize you at first

pastel quartz
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I have left that name behind me long ago

orchid robin
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or sucking up to the right people

orchid robin
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shining their shoes, kissing ass, fondling the balls all that stuff

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i mean, one of our 1st lieutenants is legit doing daily inspections of our uniform, demanding proper usage of commands even before entering a building with a platoon and will legit write a formal complaint if he catches you behaving not like the regulations state

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mostly cuz in this academy they come to suck up and look good so they can promote faster

pastel quartz
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So he's teaching you all how to properly suck up and look good? Damn, what a nice guy.

visual stirrup
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Shitheels who can only understand the world in terms of domination

orchid robin
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not even domination, they have a stupid idea of "if they look nice in a parade, thats all that matters"

visual stirrup
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"perception is reality"

pastel quartz
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"we'll never get involved into a war so might as well make em look good"

pastel quartz
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beautiful

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there is hope for humanity yet

orchid robin
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i mean, it could be cuz arranged marriage was still a thing back then

visual stirrup
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Ah, yes
Victorian cuck fetish

orchid robin
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no problem

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all you had to do was ask in the chat the guy sitting alone in a 5 story building was spending his time

pale ingot
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borgrg grorg

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πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ gorgrorgr

visual stirrup
orchid robin
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ONE GUY CAME ALONG AND HE LEFT IN 5 MINS

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ive been listening to one song for the past 2 hours

pastel quartz
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why you poop?

orchid robin
crimson flame
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bruh

pastel quartz
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stop posting dark souls gifs its making me want to play elden rin-chan

pastel quartz
orchid robin
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i can see why you have been exiled

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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what a retarded thing to ask for

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exile well deserved

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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average wizard build sir

orchid robin
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pfft

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wizards

pastel quartz
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weak build

fading shuttle
pastel quartz
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17 str 17 cha dump everything else and put the rest into con

orchid robin
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knights are the shit

fading shuttle
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blighted village, the 3 ogres, the smart one drops it when you kill him

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first act

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i dont think a dumbass headband would be too useful

pastel quartz
weak jackal
orchid robin
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HOW ARE YOU

weak jackal
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you missed my birthday

placid sail
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alive but at what cost

weak jackal
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it was 8 days ago

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look at my cool cake

orchid robin
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nice

pastel quartz
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better say late than never tho

orchid robin
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anything new? any grand new adventures?

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are you still infatuated with the RE vampires?

pastel quartz
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i gotta go now

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stay safe guys

weak jackal
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i branch out every now and then

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but we keep it chill

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how're you

orchid robin
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and on the verge of a psychological collapse

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but other than that im fine

placid sail
lone cedar
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brainfart cpu switching r/intel

fallow trellis
broken topaz
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why does that look like blaire white

quaint ore
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Also an elf

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Cringe

orchid robin
broken topaz
lone cedar
fierce jay
orchid robin
quaint ore
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Based granny

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Grandparent gamers are cool

strong eagle
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Bruthas, I'm fucking laughing my ass off.
Some dude sent me a video of a woman doing a parking lot review.

mystic bluff
crimson flame
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a guy?

mystic bluff
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yes.

strong eagle
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I'd rather not understand the implications.

quaint ore
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What kind of guys do you talk to cuh

strong eagle
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Slovenians.

quaint ore
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Ah, explains stuff

orchid robin
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interesting

mystic bluff
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mhm

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honestly even better looking than that cuz he looked like that without makeup

strong eagle
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Pause.

orchid robin
mystic bluff
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i mean the general facial structure

strong eagle
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Dude stop, you Gon say something way worse.

strong eagle
broken topaz
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hi ivan

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my favourite bulgarian

inland jackal
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alo @stone blade

broken topaz
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alooo

mystic bluff
runic kernel
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Hi Ivan Hi cori Hi bz11k

placid sail
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catboy πŸ‘‹

orchid robin
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shit, gotta walk through the building again in 10 mins

broken topaz
orchid robin
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the whole thing takes around 30-40 mins

runic kernel
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Hi pooper

orchid robin
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hru

strong eagle
mystic bluff
#

anyway
i said used to for a reason

orchid robin
inland jackal
#

mio

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mao

orchid robin
strong eagle
broken topaz
#

Dude i be getting that Mao Zedong hairline

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Its like if Vegetas widows peak gave up

quaint ore
strong eagle
orchid robin
broken topaz
#

I was joking

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I have hair

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lol

inland jackal
#

fakin minecraft shenanigans

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cant upgrade to netherite

broken topaz
#

That estrogen in my water supply keeping my hairline tight

strong eagle
placid sail
#

I've been blessed with the mane that will never recede

broken topaz
#

bless

placid sail
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(but I'm swiftly getting grey)

broken topaz
#

Oh yeah same actually

strong eagle
broken topaz
#

I had my first grey hair when i was like 13

placid sail
#

my beard is getting grey, too

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but to be honest, I kinda dig the look

fading shuttle
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my hair grows extremely quickly

placid sail
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I'm gonna look like an anime character in several years

broken topaz
placid sail
#

or that guy from kill bill

strong eagle
placid sail
broken topaz
placid sail
#

do... pubic hair even get grey?

broken topaz
#

I think so

inland jackal
broken topaz
#

It takes the longest though

placid sail
#

I never even thought about it before you said it, funny

strong eagle
placid sail
#

oh god

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I searched for geralt gifs in tenor and it's that superman dude everywhere

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why

broken topaz
#

Henry cavil sexy

placid sail
#

I dunno man

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like, I get the appeal, but eh

orchid robin
broken topaz
#

I mean the witcher show was bad

orchid robin
#

like not my type, but i get it

broken topaz
#

but he wasnt a bad cast

placid sail
broken topaz
#

and he looks good to alot of people

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not me

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hahahaha

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ofc

placid sail
#

lmao

strong eagle
placid sail
#

everyone agrees he's sexy, but not for them

#

FOR WHOM HE IS SEXY THEN

strong eagle
#

My brain can't process these words.

orchid robin
broken topaz
#

i know atleast 3 other people who would love cavil to top em

placid sail
#

aight, so they exist

broken topaz
orchid robin
#

nonono

placid sail
#

of all the actor dudes and literally me personas

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the one I'd let top me is the uh

strong eagle
placid sail
#

what's his name

orchid robin
#

ryan gosling is what straight men wanna be, ryan reynolds is who they want to be topped by

broken topaz
#

i mean ryan reynolds is kinda hot in a dad type of way

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but he also kind of looks like my uncle

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which is weird

orchid robin
#

alright gotta go walk for 30 mins

#

brb

placid sail
#

also barack obama

broken topaz
#

okay now you lost me

placid sail
#

he's just presentable you know

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a guy actually looks and behaves like a president and not some power-hungry unhinged creep who is smiling at your face and raping and mutilating 16 different minority representatives in his basement while being high on every drug known to humanity

placid sail
#

both gosling and reynolds have that look of a blandest mf in your neighbourhood but polished and maintained to perfection

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like, the basic bitch, but S+ tier in quality

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golden common

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perhaps it's why the work so well as literally mees, because you subconsciously realise it's actually something somewhat achievable

strong eagle
placid sail
#

you don't look at cavil and think "literally me", you think "you fucking disgusting piece of perfection"

broken topaz
#

he is literally me

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im also perfection

placid sail
#

well okay except cori

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because he is perfect indeed

#

only he can relate

strong eagle
placid sail
#

who are you, again?

strong eagle
placid sail
#

I see

inland jackal
#

les goo

placid sail
#

but anyway

#

Oscar Isaac, that's the name

#

that dude is bussin

strong eagle
river zealot
placid sail
#

don't say Zelenskiy

river zealot
placid sail
#

well he is kinda good looking but still

river zealot
#

Henry

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Uhhh

#

Whats his surname

#

Kadwil?

placid sail
#

cavil?

river zealot
#

Yea

placid sail
#

oh not you too

river zealot
#

The witcher guy

placid sail
#

maaaaan

#

I mean he is hot, there's no denying it

river zealot
#

I strive to be like him

placid sail
#

I wonder if they really will make some warhammer stuff with him

strong eagle
#

Dudes in the internet are Stalker anomalies of their own.
They see a clown, they laugh at it, make the clown a woman and now they fuck it?
What's wrong with these dudes?

broken topaz
#

clussy

#

😩

placid sail
#

my beloved

strong eagle
broken topaz
#

somebody read the lusty argonian maid

placid sail
#

and I thought you can't surprise me anymore

mystic bluff
placid sail
#

bulgarian scalie

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or what's the term

strong eagle
placid sail
#

it's the uhhh

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fuck, where is our resident furry specialized in that

#

ERZA!

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or erzo

broken topaz
#

scalie is a sub group of furries

#

thats the right term

#

afaik

placid sail
#

yeah what cori said

#

specialized in wanking on lizards

broken topaz
#

Tho most i know just refer to themselves as furries

placid sail
broken topaz
#

atrussy?

placid sail
#

fried sausage

strong eagle
#

What living in Bulgaria does to a man:

broken topaz
#

fire resist potion

broken topaz
#

Would a fire resist potion make you not horny for a fire atronach

placid sail
#

but would you feel the burnussy if you're under the effect of a fire resist potion though

broken topaz
#

because it would make you resist it mentally too

strong eagle
#

What gear?
A fucking dick ring?

broken topaz
#

enchanted cock rings

#

theres a mod for that

#

for sure

placid sail
#

but the burnussy itself is made of fire

broken topaz
#

There is enchanted nipple piercings

#

i have seen that

placid sail
#

so if the fire potion makes your resistant to fire, it makes you impervious to burnussy as well...

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I'm sorry Ivanko

#

some things are not meant to be...

#

no it was cori connecting horny with resistant potion

#

and I'm saying that you literally are not gonna feel burnussy because it is made out of fire

broken topaz
#

for me its literally the fire

#

im drawn to

strong eagle
placid sail
#

warcrimes pyro is gypsy, confirmed

#

hates Ivanko

strong eagle
broken topaz
#

dragon

placid sail
#

Spriggan

#

go green

glad carbon
placid sail
#

moss tiddies

glad carbon
#

ivan prolly after them hagravens

broken topaz
#

dick splinters

placid sail
broken topaz
#

i would not fuck a spriggan

strong eagle
glad carbon
#

clearly not argonian

river zealot
placid sail
#

it's a LIVING tree thing, not a fucking IKEA table, the fuck you mean there's gonna be splinters there

#

you people

broken topaz
#

I reiterate

#

Dragons

glad carbon
placid sail
#

I volunteer

strong eagle
broken topaz
#

any of them*

placid sail
#

I am ready to sacrifice my dick for science

broken topaz
#

not ALL

placid sail
#

bring in the spriggan

glad carbon
livid pond
placid sail
#

nord jerky

#

I mean it's probably good for those into gilfs

broken topaz
#

do you think the companions sometimes have werewolf sex?

placid sail
broken topaz
#

I know I would

placid sail
#

that's the reason they become werewolves in the first place

strong eagle
glad carbon
#

99%

placid sail
#

oh my god Ivanko OMEGALUL

broken topaz
placid sail
#

no no don't be sorry for who you are

#

be free

strong eagle
#

I know barely anything about TES except Empire Based and I have to deal with dudes who wanna fuck Skyrim characters.

placid sail
broken topaz
placid sail
#

wheezing

glad carbon
#

companians share blood to become werewolves, im sure they'd share other fluids too

placid sail
#

aids too

#

oh no

#

Ivanko pls

broken topaz
#

Based incest enjoyers

strong eagle
glad carbon
placid sail
#

ghostussy

#

mistussy

glad carbon
#

no bitch!!

broken topaz
#

OH SHIT

#

YOU'RE RIGHT

placid sail
#

like fucking a memory foam

broken topaz
#

imagine

livid pond
glad carbon
#

not a seeker

#

nahhh

placid sail
#

I'm glad Ivanko hasn't remembered about those hags that hang out with forlorns or what's the name

glad carbon
placid sail
#

ye

broken topaz
#

i wonder what those tendrils do tho

#

😳

strong eagle
#

Dear Ivan, consider the following:

placid sail
#

Ivanko... respectfully, don't flatter yourself

#

a match and a volcano

glad carbon
strong eagle
#

No.

glad carbon
#

tree mommy

strong eagle
#

I'm so done will y'all.

#

I'm fucking broken.

glad carbon
#

holy gyatt

placid sail
glad carbon
#

skyrim pale lady

#

this is a real enemy wtf

placid sail
#

that's just wisp mother

strong eagle
glad carbon
placid sail
#

ah so it is milf spriggan

#

nah I'll take the regular one

glad carbon
#

muscle spriggan

placid sail
#

muscular tree mommy

#

hot damn

broken topaz
#

dick splinters be damned

glad carbon
#

that a matron

placid sail
#

STOP WITH THE SPLINTERS PROPAGANDA

#

YOU NATURE HATER

#

THERE ARE NONE

glad carbon
#

which dragon

#

theres like 3 types

placid sail
#

alduin

#

take it or leave it

glad carbon
#

dremora prolly like an incubus or somethin

#

bad pick

#

the tree hole

strong eagle
broken topaz
#

They should make twink versions of spriggans

strong eagle
fluid coyote
#

what is going on

glad carbon
broken topaz
#

ASHGJISADGHKJSA

strong eagle
placid sail
fierce jay
#

Full of sharp edges and splinters

glad carbon
#

you think they got werebears in the companions?

placid sail
broken topaz
#

no were boars either

placid sail
#

it's, like, whole

#

with a hole

glad carbon
placid sail
#

HEH

#

so why would there be splinters?

broken topaz
#

they are made of wood

fierce jay
#

Rough wood even

#

It’s like they’re a bird’s nest

#

Bunch of twigs added up

placid sail
#

y'all just are scared of the possibilities

glad carbon
#

fire atronach + necklace of the firewalker

placid sail
#

we started from that

fierce jay
#

You need some lotion too tho

#

You don’t wanna be ashy

glad carbon
#

the companions.gif

broken topaz
#

Do you think the dwemer made some more specialised automatons?

fluid coyote
fierce jay
#

surely

#

not probably

#

Remember, most of their creations haven't even been discovered yet

glad carbon
#

bro

fierce jay
strong eagle
#

When this chat leaks...
Y'all will need to do some explaining.

broken topaz
#

In my hubris

#

I googled it

#

somebody made a mod

glad carbon
river zealot
strong eagle
#

Cats litterally can't comprehend any human language through any means.

fierce jay
#

Lies

broken topaz
#

I own the fact

#

that i thought

#

and wrote all this

placid sail
#

like, get this

strong eagle
#

I'm done.

#

I'm dead.

glad carbon
placid sail
#

cannonically, dwemers sneakily lured snow elves and made the docile and submissive

glad carbon
#

yeah the dwemer just made the falmer for that from snow elves

strong eagle
placid sail
#

by feeding them some shrooms or something

#

this is like

#

vile shit, Todd Howard

#

what did he mean by that?

broken topaz
#

Oh my god

#

they really sissy hypnod the falmer

placid sail
#

shit bethesda is all kinds of wicked huh

glad carbon
placid sail
#

this is not a person you should meet alone in the dark

broken topaz
#

oh god

#

i think we have finally gone too far

glad carbon
#

vivec bit off molag bal's dick to make a spear out of it

#

elder scrolls has always been insane

placid sail
fluid coyote
#

pinging mods rn

broken topaz
#

molag bal is the lord of domination

#

afafsadfgdsg

placid sail
#

man I miss Kirkblade's Tamriel

broken topaz
#

would let him

glad carbon
broken topaz
#

THE WAHT

placid sail
#

yeah uh cori

#

don't read morrowind lore after 3 am

glad carbon
#

king of r......

broken topaz
#

😩

#

hot

placid sail
#

yeeeep :^)

river zealot
#

Why are you people like this

glad carbon
river zealot
fluid coyote
#

first 2024 purge coming soon

placid sail
#

you just give morrowind's lore book a short skim and immediately understand why more modern elder scrolls setting dropped both that and its author

glad carbon
#

where big frogs in elder scrolls

placid sail
#

absolutely not E for Everyone

glad carbon
#

we have big spider and big people

glad carbon
#

queen barenzia book

#

from morrowind

broken topaz
#

isnt that the one

placid sail
#

🫦

broken topaz
#

where she takes cat penis?

glad carbon
placid sail
#

we won't confirm nor deny anything

broken topaz
#

thats what i said

river zealot
river zealot
placid sail
#

thank

river zealot
#

Or whatever the fuck that is

glad carbon
#

ah yeah checking again its daggerfall

#

not morrowind

#

wasnt daggerfall the biggest map in any of the games

placid sail
#

well given the fact it was THE ENTIRE FUCKING TAMRIEL

#

yes, it was

broken topaz
#

I put in morrowind into the gif search
and a few gifs later there was just a little skrib creature with the caption "Gender Envy"

placid sail
#

and not just "all the big cities of Tamriel", no, the entire fucking thing, good luck walking two real time weeks from one end to another

broken topaz
#

what does this mean

glad carbon
#

would u paarthunax

broken topaz
broken topaz
#

i continue to be upset

#

that the cat game

#

is not on PC VR

placid sail
#

uhhh

glad carbon
placid sail
#

I'm not gonna post it here but

glad carbon
#

im sure you can emulate it

placid sail
broken topaz
#

okay