#🎪bruh-fart

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weak jackal
storm stream
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no homo

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I just wanted to say it to someone

magic tartan
glad carbon
stone shoal
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Please help, the brainrot is consuming me

magic tartan
weak jackal
sage otter
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Silly album

glad carbon
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music to be silly to

sage otter
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real

glad carbon
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dina saur

sage otter
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I had so many play on words on my name during raids on teamspeak I am immune now

pastel quartz
sage otter
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No psy helmet cat

pastel quartz
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brainfart do be posting pussies

river zealot
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pitchku ti materi

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i think it means have a good day

livid pond
heavy peak
sage otter
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What game should I play chat, game A or game B ?

fading shuttle
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C

sage otter
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C requires a mate that will log on later

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so not possible rn

fading shuttle
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A then

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the boys

sage otter
fading shuttle
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im just the coin, you cant blame the coin for your bad luck

sage otter
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I can that's why I asked other ppl to flip the coin instead of myself

river zealot
livid pond
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spotify gaming

sage otter
livid pond
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chat is this falco

river zealot
fading shuttle
fluid coyote
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imagine not being solo martial artist nomad

fading shuttle
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martial arts are cringe and op

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okran would disapprove

midnight tree
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texanite

magic tartan
final cedar
placid sail
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gentlemen

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busting makes me feel good

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execute.

final cedar
placid sail
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ready your banan

pure hatch
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After getting S grades in all maps in RoN, I can finally say that I want to kill their playtesters if they had any to begin with

crimson flame
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enemy faction leader collapsed bcs he overdosed before he steps into battle
the whole enemy force ran away bcs they lost their leader....

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what the fuck rimworld how can this game so real

amber marsh
pure hatch
fading shuttle
distant quarry
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just do smth

fading shuttle
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so i can leave

distant quarry
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you can just avoid them

crimson flame
distant quarry
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you know right?

fading shuttle
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dont have the speed

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am carrying people

distant quarry
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lasers have a visual cue before they start damaging

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even with the lowers speed you can avoid them

fading shuttle
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with my mods getting slightly touched by a laser instakills you

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"more dangerous hazards" or whatever its called

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and there is no grace period

distant quarry
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why would you do this to yourself

fading shuttle
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that and i can just 20x speed it, why risk when i can chill for a minute

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its called having hazards be an actual threat instead of a nuisance

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same reason why i dont recruit skeletons, i wanna make the game harder for myself

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since ive gotten bored of vanilla

final cedar
distant quarry
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when i wanted a challenge i just went solo human

fading shuttle
lost tartan
distant quarry
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well i play kenshi once every few months so its always cool for like 20h

ruby minnow
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chinese government owns my PC

fading shuttle
ruby minnow
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i love valorant

fading shuttle
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they had your computer the moment it was created

ruby minnow
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all my data to the great leader

distant quarry
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listen we really need to get your logins and passwords to make sure you aren't cheating in checks notes valo-rant

lost tartan
distant quarry
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they would kinda be fine if they actually stopped cheaters

heavy swallow
ruby minnow
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do you know what i actually hate

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captcas

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like according to this captcha test

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i'm a %100 robot

fading shuttle
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we all know

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clanker

pure hatch
# heavy swallow

Reminds me when a French fifer was playing music with a British fifer in a barn. The Frenchman got jumped by 3 British infantrymen and would kill all 3 in a sword fight
Dude would continue playing music afterwards

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B&I is one of the games of all time

magic tartan
ruby minnow
red glade
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Fuckin snorks man

narrow lotus
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@stone blade

Koi fish : exists
Everyone : ok.
Romanians : kekw kekl omegakekw KekSkew KEK kekfacepalm

narrow lotus
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Coi means balls in Romanian

heavy swallow
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shit happens all the time

pure hatch
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It’s like fifers are all master swordsmen in disguise

heavy swallow
pure hatch
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Even worse when they’re playing music for the s00p shop

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Mess with them, the s00p man chases you, mess with the s00p man and they chase you

heavy swallow
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soop man cant do shit

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hes a sitting duck

pure hatch
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Seen one s00p man kill 5 dudes with his axe before
He was not happy the enemy team ruined his store in the barn

heavy swallow
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either hes a pussy and lets himself die or kills half the enemy team

pure hatch
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Most soop men I find are dogshit but it’s a highlight whenever the one soop man happens to be the god of axes

narrow lotus
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Royal Family : names their Pug dog Pula
Everyone : Awww what a cute dog
Romanians :

heavy swallow
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bro they made a typo on the label

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"For Dry to Very Skin"

livid pond
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spenceR

narrow lotus
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@stone blade how about the fact that foot in english sounds like fuck in romanian

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good thing i dont have to teach english

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oh wait

heavy swallow
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why are we making romanian and bulgarian l'anguage jokes now

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thats a bold statement

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especially when youre saying that in english

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speak english

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superior language

ruby minnow
# heavy swallow

How i be looking at the woman that i've been following at night

ruby minnow
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what

pastel quartz
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why is he crying

eager igloo
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Competitive shitting

grizzled meadow
lost epoch
sage otter
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the matrix these people live in kekw

final cedar
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p!translate en akai

foggy mantleBOT
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Original

akai

English

akai

placid sail
narrow lotus
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Mfw Starfield wins an award but they dont even have porn mods like any classic Bethesda game

undone wave
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That's how you know Starfield is a lost cause

terse osprey
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no porn no award

fading shuttle
weak jackal
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omg its alex

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hiiii

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are you playing kenshi?

river robin
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I am here too just to say fuck you

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Also kenshi is based

weak jackal
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wow don't be rude to alex

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messed up

fading shuttle
river robin
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No I’m not being rude to Alex, Alex is cool.
I’m being rude to you.

weak jackal
upper axle
river robin
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Because

I’m bored

river robin
weak jackal
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my dad, who loved fallout 76 to death and was super excited for starfield since he loves space

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ended up hating the game just like me

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like damn

river robin
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76 was bad.
What did he even like about it?

weak jackal
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The everything

river robin
weak jackal
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he's like 60 and was on discord servers with youtubers who made videos, he had legendary guides saved

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gave away free stuff to new players all the time

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would theorycraft builds at me

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talk about mutations you could get and things her found

river robin
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Sounds like a cool dude at least but shit taste in games if he likes 76

narrow lotus
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on release tho , that was an insane scam

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  • the whole L farming fiesta didnt stop , it made every news about that game so funny
river robin
narrow lotus
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The Nuka Drink , the nylon bags, the cancer giving helmet

inland jackal
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ivan became part of mafia

weak jackal
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he's cool enough that he's in the end credits for the first serious sam game

placid sail
weak jackal
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i'm pseudo named after the game he's in the credits for

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funny

river robin
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Companies shouldn’t be able to scam people and then everyone is fine once the game is fixed two years later.

weak jackal
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ye

inland jackal
narrow lotus
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how did that hppen

weak jackal
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my dad had the most powerful computer in aus so he was a beta tester who found bugs

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he found bugs and reported back to croteam

river robin
weak jackal
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he found a lot of multiplayer ones that made it not work so he re-created them and sent logs

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now he's in the credits

narrow lotus
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so sad serious sam 4 was ass

glad carbon
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Was the siberian one good

river robin
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Yeah haven’t played the series but heard 4 was hot garbage so I was confused everyone here was saying the games were great.
Admittedly don’t know a lot about it.

weak jackal
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but yeah he was a hardcore gamer

placid sail
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I can't believe samantha is pulling a "my dad works at nintendo" card at us

weak jackal
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like day 1 half life and doom

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would go to lan parties and tech expos just to look at hardware

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tried vr back in the 90's when it was shit

river robin
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We get it your dad is cool

weak jackal
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mhmn, got my love of gaming from him

placid sail
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no no keep going, don't mind clownie, I'm curious

weak jackal
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also was a glider pilot and a cop for 30 years

river robin
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(Do continue)

river zealot
placid sail
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I wonder what it feels like to play vidya games with your dad

weak jackal
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he did crimescene photography for a long time and told me a lot of stories about bodies he had to photo

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i played rainbow 6 siege with him back when it launched

placid sail
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but mine pulled the brb gonna go buy ciggies move, and now I'm entertaining children in brainfart

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smh

river robin
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Real question though, is he any good?

weak jackal
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he's started and re-launched read dead redemption like 6 times in the last week

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he's good at niche things

weak jackal
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since he's mid sixties he can't do boomershooters but can do less intensive games

river robin
upper axle
weak jackal
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erm waifu

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we live in the future

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now ryry will insult you for anime posting

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prepare

upper axle
placid sail
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so a cop with many hobbies and love for gaming

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sounds like a fun life

upper axle
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i unashamedly post vtubers in this chat

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i cannot be made nor paid to care

weak jackal
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posting vtubers is funn

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i know nothing about any of them

upper axle
weak jackal
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but they're silly

upper axle
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new meme template

weak jackal
wraith osprey
weak jackal
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sorry racist

river robin
weak jackal
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what would you like me to post instead

wraith osprey
weak jackal
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2 votes for kitties

upper axle
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your dislike does not constitute a moral quandry on my end.

weak jackal
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this one is @stone blade

wraith osprey
weak jackal
upper axle
placid sail
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really bold request for brainfart sonny

weak jackal
placid sail
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fluffy slut

weak jackal
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who is she

placid sail
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well come to think of it, it's pretty natural for cats to be sluts

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many cats who sneakily hang out with neighbours if allowed

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two italian families suing each other over a cat because each family thought it's their property is a hillarious example

weak jackal
placid sail
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fluffy sluts

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it sometimes feels like you have a rusty old book of internet anecdotes you open at random page and post whatever is written there here

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not shaming you, but it's hillarious to imagine

weak jackal
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hopefully my face

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who said that

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wasn't me

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i got hacked

placid sail
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lesbian robot hungry for dem fat cheeks

fading shuttle
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you arent cooking ivan

placid sail
weak jackal
placid sail
lost tartan
placid sail
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Ivanko (is stealing yo girl)

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computer, translate the locals

dreamy flaxBOT
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Cannot translate to the same language (English -> English). Use flag reactions for a larger selection of languages.

placid sail
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there is no such language in the databank

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open fire

lost tartan
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seems me being a metalhead paid off

ocean pulsar
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flatout 2 soundtrack better

placid sail
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sqvivels

ocean pulsar
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ugly

placid sail
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perish

ocean pulsar
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yea

eager igloo
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Death metal band names be like

lost tartan
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damn, and I though gutalax was hard to understand

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they still have the better music video

deep topaz
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risk of rain 2 moment

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what is a bad soundtrack !!!

lost tartan
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you can still make out some letters

ocean pulsar
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you can?

lost tartan
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yes

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I've "read" far worse

eager igloo
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Yes yes

placid sail
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||would?||

ocean pulsar
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grinchussy got me acting unwise

lost tartan
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i mean yeah the track is nice

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good main riff

deep topaz
lost tartan
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although nothing xomes close to big chefs free iphone giveaway

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but thats a EP

ocean pulsar
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steal romanian hueohuahhahuohah

lost tartan
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he is?

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well

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was

heavy peak
ocean pulsar
placid sail
heavy peak
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Some in motel
Some get it right after dealing with vdb's in their church
Like me... Twice now

lost tartan
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although Bolthrower has the better main riffs IMO

lost tartan
ocean pulsar
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I always side with netwatch just to sock placid in the face

lost tartan
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yup

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atleast theyre honest

heavy peak
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I mean, after getting my head fried by the virus in first run
Its satisfying to side with netwatch and punch placid in the face

lost tartan
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and dont try to open the blackwall

ocean pulsar
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having a tracker on me is much less evil that literally frying my brain and leaving me for dead

ocean pulsar
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plus the agent is kinda cool I liked him

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charismatic guy

heavy peak
ocean pulsar
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ooh

lost tartan
ocean pulsar
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that's good

hasty dove
heavy peak
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Kinda

ocean pulsar
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I've been playing through all the old game being miticulous so haven't gotten to phantom liberty yet

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glad some of my old mods still work like arasaka cyberarms

heavy peak
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On one end you can enter a place without needing to sneak around or kill everyone... But that is if you kept vdb's alive

heavy peak
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On the other, you can mention the agent you sided with, in another side gig

heavy peak
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Devs added extra dialog options into the main story, depending if you did phantom liberty first before you started main missions

ocean pulsar
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gotta get the rogue ending I never got that one, always went with the secret one with johnny plus the liberty you get from it is pretty sweet

heavy peak
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Imagine doming someone in stealth for 4k+ dmg

ocean pulsar
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Ye

hasty dove
ocean pulsar
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I mean I've been using padre

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padre's pistol

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not padre himself

lost tartan
hasty dove
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latter is kinda cringe though

heavy peak
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I found Jackies pistol to be better

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Then again in phantom you get the 2nd best supressed pistol in the game

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And then later a suppressed revolver.... Which is meh tbh

ocean pulsar
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After this run I wanna do a netrunner build never done that before

lost tartan
ocean pulsar
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must've finished this game like 8 times by now

lost tartan
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going a sandy run with katana and throwing knive atm

heavy peak
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Preference

lost tartan
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I am a "human" blender

placid sail
heavy peak
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But while you're at max health, you deal way more dmg with rogue'a pistol

lost tartan
ocean pulsar
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yeah

lost tartan
heavy peak
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Your majesty is cool and all, but its most effective if you're using active camo

lost tartan
heavy peak
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The goro's friend katana was it?

lost tartan
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yess

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also managed to save takemura this time

heavy peak
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Im mad you can't loot his outfit and helmet

ocean pulsar
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wasn't the katana on the landing pad above yorinobu's penthouse the best one in the game

heavy peak
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Never

lost tartan
ocean pulsar
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in the hovercraft

heavy peak
hasty dove
ocean pulsar
lost tartan
heavy peak
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Tanto and katana is good if you need to get health back while you're low level

hasty dove
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since you could run with 100% crit

heavy peak
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Otherwise once you're high level, gigs katana is a literal multimix blender lol

hasty dove
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but well, with 100% crit you could use that pistol from crap-o-matic and annihilate everything

heavy peak
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Kill one with it, jump onto a heavy target with sandevistan, and unleash sped up combo that doesn't stop or eat your stamina

ocean pulsar
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been wanting samson's ride, cthulu since it's my favorite car in the game but it seems to bug out a lot

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the quest I mean

lost tartan
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also have the bug where he STILL died

heavy peak
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The offroad quadra?

lost tartan
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i reccomend doing questlines in 1 go

ocean pulsar
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uhh it's a blacked out quadra

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with a massive spoiler

heavy peak
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But with offroad wheels?

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Ye

ocean pulsar
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yeah

heavy peak
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You can buy it from the autofixer

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Thats 1.

uncut obsidian
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this me btw

lost tartan
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i know

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also 666Hp

ocean pulsar
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I finished the race but it still hasn't come up for sale

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after more than a week

heavy peak
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  1. If you want to keep him alive, his life depends on a dialog choice you make WAY before the last race
uncut obsidian
ocean pulsar
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but iirc you can still buy it if you finish the race

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though it's not workin for me so maybe I'm talking out my ass

heavy peak
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Yes
Tho i never had an issue of it popping up

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All cars all locked behind street cred

ocean pulsar
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can't find it on autofixer either

heavy peak
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Autofixer has to send you a message that a new car is available for purchase

ocean pulsar
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ooh right like with the bandit for dakota

weak jackal
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@glad carbon guess what blightcaller x graveborn is called

heavy peak
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And i think those are locked behind street cred

hasty dove
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can grab teh quadra for free in some open world quest. Just standing in the hangar

ocean pulsar
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well I'm maxed out in level and cred so that's not an issue

heavy peak
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Then idk
Progress maybe KekSkew

ocean pulsar
hasty dove
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it is worse by a few mph than autofixer one for some reason tho

magic tartan
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22 fucking years wasted

heavy peak
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I swear, mph means nothing in the game KekSkew

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The moment you pass 130... You no longer move faster

magic tartan
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are you talking about forza 4 ?

ocean pulsar
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the phantom liberty cars are fuckin sweet though

heavy peak
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Cp2077

magic tartan
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ooops

heavy peak
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Like whats the point of going 204mph, if it feels just as fast as going at 130

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Only in night city

ocean pulsar
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I love johnny's porche

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wish the recolor mods were still up though I loved how it looked in white with yellow tinted headlights

glad carbon
heavy peak
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2nd one is cabriolet with yellow paintjob

ocean pulsar
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ye I have the 930 cabriolet

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doesn't hit the same tho

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kinda tacky

heavy peak
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Quite slick, fits with my yellow wearing character

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In the meantime my friend has the real one

ocean pulsar
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nice

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all of krnlnik's mods are down

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probably working on updating them since 2.1 borked the mods

inland jackal
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mio

weak jackal
inland jackal
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mao

glad carbon
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Dark souls

solar wraith
uncut obsidian
ocean pulsar
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wish stuff like this was in the base game though

ocean pulsar
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oh these are sweet

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suck to drive in first person tho

heavy peak
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All sucks in first person

ocean pulsar
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nah most are alright I always drive in 1st

heavy peak
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I've yet to find a fov mod that works, without borking 3rd person

ocean pulsar
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uhh I have a camera mod

heavy peak
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Does it affect 3rd person auto center?

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Where it no longer autocenters?

ocean pulsar
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don't think so

heavy peak
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If yes i don't want it KekSkew

ocean pulsar
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no idea though

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but yeah without mods your mouth is literally biting the steering wheel

heavy peak
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So my point stays true

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Vanilla, most 1st person camera's suck

ocean pulsar
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I agree with that yeah

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got this mod so long forgot how bad vanilla cameras are

ocean pulsar
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yum

heavy peak
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So ye anyway
Found a mod that let me fine tune fov for cars and bikes and different camera angles

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but

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It didn't autocenter

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Whenever you would go downhill, it would stay level... So you couldn't see shit going down without using your mouse

proud torrent
heavy peak
ocean pulsar
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gad dayum

magic tartan
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that ride is siick

distant quarry
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yall playing as women peepostarechamp

heavy peak
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i was planning to play as a male V... but the post that had the perfect face settings got deleted

livid pond
ocean pulsar
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I love v's male voice actor he sounds great

primal kiln
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I hate V's voice actor

distant quarry
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your character is just rouge but yellow clothes

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11/10

ocean pulsar
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i just went with an edgier look, looks good on a bike though

heavy peak
distant quarry
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my character is just random clothes i though worked together

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its not perfect cuz i didnt find everything i wanted

ocean pulsar
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love this bike

heavy peak
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Slapping red xeon headlights

primal kiln
distant quarry
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sandevistan and you are dead before they upload

primal kiln
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I revive to 100% health with the health implant

distant quarry
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you are just gonna die 2 times

heavy peak
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You still get hit with

ZA WARUDO

ocean pulsar
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Love the way they reworked all the progression

primal kiln
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and I teabag you

ocean pulsar
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this game's great now, even though I always liked it from the start, bugs and all

primal kiln
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Yeah

distant quarry
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im playing for the first time after the dlc and the game is really good

primal kiln
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I've played through the DLC several times

distant quarry
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first time overall

distant quarry
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dont spoil it i didnt finish it yet

heavy peak
primal kiln
ocean pulsar
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haha yeah

primal kiln
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and it does the same thing

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System Collapse as well I guess

livid pond
primal kiln
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I'm hacking stealth with my current character

heavy peak
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Imma go netrunner ninja next time

primal kiln
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although now I'm mostly just using the invisibility cloak and using silenced weapons to kill everyone before they know what happens

ocean pulsar
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same, always wanted to try smart guns as well

primal kiln
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or memory wiping / rebooting optics before

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There's a smart silenced SMG in the DLC that is really good

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called Pizdets

livid pond
heavy peak
primal kiln
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byeah

scenic field
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damnit. i didnt know it was a repost

ocean pulsar
heavy peak
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I mean, silas and i saw it in efp already
So it feels like a repost KekSkew

primal kiln
scenic field
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whats efp?

distant quarry
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it was posted here before as well

primal kiln
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I actually reinstalled GAMMA on my new PC I built this christmas, and I'm running into the problem of not finding any good armor / helmets

ocean pulsar
primal kiln
primal kiln
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byeah

ocean pulsar
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real

scenic field
lyric horizon
heavy peak
primal kiln
heavy peak
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Also, where lights?

primal kiln
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Yall ready to have a gouda time?

heavy peak
inland jackal
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where da vid i just saw

magic tartan
heavy peak
livid pond
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this is NOT ice cream

magic tartan
heavy peak
# livid pond this is NOT ice cream

Actually good shit to listen to
https://youtu.be/-cP8zlqhlW4?si=lJ7ayHsZhtpvs7K8

Exploring the life, lore, and story behind the man who trashed the first Net: Rache Bartmoss form the world of Cyberpunk!

The Man Who Destroyed the Internet: Rache Bartmoss | Cyberpunk Lore
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2:01 Early Life
6:18 The Glory Days
10:58 Biological Death
14:47 The Fourth Corporate War
17:21 Consciousness Death
18:49 The DataKrash
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ocean pulsar
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wish the dates wouldn't be so intrusive though

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like constantly having the task on your hud to call up panam

heavy peak
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Im afraid to go to glen

ocean pulsar
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even though nothing new happens

heavy peak
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I have judy waiting in my apartment there

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Last 3 times i tried to do it

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I did
Left
And hard crashed every time

ocean pulsar
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lmao

heavy peak
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And i literally can't roll back because i complete phantom liberty already

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While she was in my apartment

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Can't even kick her out

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I do hope cdpr will improve on the whole "life" aspect for cyberpunk 2

ocean pulsar
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I'd imagine that with 2077 as their launch off point it'll get much better

heavy peak
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As long as they don't repeat the same mistakes

ocean pulsar
#

yeah, though it was a brand new unproven IP at the start

heavy peak
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Do note: if they start spamming trailers again right before game's launch

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Cancel pre-order KekSkew

ocean pulsar
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lmao

primal kiln
final cedar
#

forbidden netrunner jerky

deep topaz
#

i wonder if you'd be able to tell human jerky apart from beef jerky

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considering how thoroughly spiced jerky is

final cedar
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beef yes, pig no

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... I was told

deep topaz
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everyone says we're like pork

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but I've also heard veal

heavy peak
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@slate peak you rat bastard

deep topaz
heavy peak
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stole without reacting first

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no honor

primal kiln
heavy peak
placid sail
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interesting video. thank

storm stream
#

I so fucking love this cat's expression

deep topaz
#

kitty :3

deep topaz
#

yeah

rare mica
#

Why is hating so powerful

pale ingot
rare mica
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I want to commit hate

livid pond
glad carbon
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@keen flume

rare mica
#

Like on this youtuber that says "this is a problem"
Makes some nice graphics and regurgitates your average weapon stats then ends the video with
"I have no idea how to fix the problem"

livid pond
placid sail
red glade
deep topaz
#

big poof cat

amber marsh
slender rock
#

4 days, still no word my cat oreo is still missing 😦

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I haven't seen him at all

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😢

placid sail
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you've lost your cat?

slender rock
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yeah

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made a post on the local fb lost and found for animals

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I have no idea how he got out

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when he does run out, he comes back within minutes

placid sail
#

don't lose hope yet, cats tend to magically pop up back after a while

slender rock
#

either he got chased out by the shitty housemate who has a major problem with me. (fuck him) or Oreo ran off to go pass away, in isolation which some cats do

placid sail
#

but maybe you should give your area a walk, break a finger or two of neighbours, just to be sure, facecock isn't enough

slender rock
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he was fomerally outdoors cat I guess, before I took him in from being a stray

midnight cloud
#

KILL

placid sail
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put his favorite cat bed/bowl with food/toy/fucktoy/whatever somewhere on what I assume is the porch of your house

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to maybe entice him to come back if he's still around

slender rock
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yeah I have left out some things but so far nothing

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other strays around too so... eh

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ugh

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the fence is fucked up so he can get into the backyard if need be as well

placid sail
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cats are fluffy assholes and sluts

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I'd hope for his return for a little bit more, he may really just hang around because it fancies him more sitting at home

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maybe scream outside what you usually scream at him to guilt trip him to come back

slender rock
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he's fixed so I doubt he'll be fucking around

placid sail
#

there's a lot of fun things to do and explore outside aside from fucking

slender rock
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this is very unusual for him to be gone this long regardless

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I had him for 4 years

placid sail
#

imagine yourself being stuck in comfortable, but confined space for a good while

slender rock
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he shown up near the front door

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so I guess idk maybe he was like yeah this is enough

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idk

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:/

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the asshole housemate has tried to scare off the other strays that I feed and such so

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eh

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😒 if thats the case the old fuck can get a fucking heart attack for that shit. if he's an animal abusing fuckhead

meager maple
placid sail
# slender rock this is very unusual for him to be gone this long regardless

all of my commentary concerns the outcomes that involves him just fucking around the hood longer than usual, if it's anything other than that, well, you're shit out of luck. hope for the best, send the word around, scout the place wide and long, would help your depressed ass to breathe some air anyway

slender rock
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but lately his hips been sore as hell

placid sail
#

how old is he

slender rock
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and he's a fat chubby cat

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the vets said 5 years

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I think he might be older

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8 or 9

placid sail
#

welp

slender rock
#

Yeah...

placid sail
#

if he's old old, he may have done the cat's return

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when they go into the nature into some secluded place and quietly die from age or illness

slender rock
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his previous owner I assume moved out of the neighbourhood and left him behind

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then he came to our door and just adopted him

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he's had a comfy life

deep topaz
#

maybe he's at the other home looking for previous owner

slender rock
#

doubt it.

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after 4 years of being in my care I'd think he'd go before hand

deep topaz
#

cats are unpredictable sometimes

slender rock
#

true

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Oreo's on the right

proud torrent
placid sail
#

they thicc

eager igloo
#

Numgies

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Back to the zone

placid sail
#

bless you cat

slender rock
placid sail
#

the classic victim of ageless cats' scam "BUT I AM SO, SO HUNGRY PLEASE HUMAN I BEG YOU"

deep topaz
#

maybe it's a nutritional thing instead of an actual food amount. i don't know what goes into cat food but I do know that us humanoids can feel hungry or without energy if we don't get a good balance of protein and sugars

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I very rarely see any sugars in cat food so maybe they lack the short term sugar fuel

eager igloo
#

Protein makes you feel sated so

deep topaz
#

one thing i need in spades is protein

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i feel so empty if i don't have at least 2 protein heavy meals a day

#

wet cat food usually has a good amount but idk about the brown kibbles

placid sail
#

been there seen it

deep topaz
#

ive seen it too

#

had a rottweiler that would do stupid shit like that

placid sail
#

unless you steel yourself and resist their schemes, their teary little eyes and heartbreaking meows, full of suffering and plead, will make them fat as a fucking barrel

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and kitty doesn't understand why it's bad, it's just happy to eat

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it's us humans who know that overfed kitty is gonna have health problems, which is not really good

heady crow
deep topaz
#

pet geode

heady crow
deep topaz
#

dudes must not know you can just like, tilt your body

ocean pulsar
#

I am not bending my upper half 45 degrees over the toilet bowl

deep topaz
#

well its either that or piss on the wall

#

or sit down

ocean pulsar
#

no I will break my dick in half like a cucumber

heady crow
quaint ore
# heady crow

These videos remind me of those PADI training videos

deep topaz
#

if you need training in order to drive a forklift instead of instantly getting it, you shouldn't be usin it

slender rock
heady crow
#

after that video i will be

slender rock
#

🙂

toxic sundial
river zealot
inland jackal
#

Mustard

placid sail
toxic sundial
#

Also I will not provide context for this image

glad carbon
magic tartan
#

bruh lethal company is fun

deep topaz
undone wave
#

autism and adhd

#

and anxiety too I guess

eager igloo
#

I fucking hate red forest so much

primal kiln
#

autism depression and anxiety

#

the triple threat

magic tartan
#

none GrokChadGAMMA

heady crow
proud torrent
#

I love all those liberal neighborhoods that are simultaneously chicago warzones but gunless soy drinking neighborhoods

deep topaz
placid sail
#

harder

magic tartan
lost epoch
slender rock
magic tartan
light charm
final cedar
#

mf gonna end up a statistic hopefully

#

victim of public gun violence

#

@heavy halo still around?

heady crow
bitter scarab
# final cedar victim of public gun violence

I remember a case when a guy run up to someone in a public parking lot with a fake knife and a clown costume and dude just smoked the pranker. Don't remember if he was sentenced but honestly

#

i'd do the samekekl

sage otter
toxic sundial
weak jackal
placid sail
#

always cracks me up

placid sail
#

ban shpuppa

final cedar
toxic sundial
#

Gotta rub it in like that

final cedar
slender rock
light charm
#

That’s why you need a underbarrel shotgun for your staff

toxic sundial
gusty willow
#

@uncut obsidian

placid sail
toxic sundial
#

Making beef strokingoff for dinner 😋

toxic sundial
#

There's a Russian guy in another server whose yelling at me because I guess stroganoff means different things in different places

deep topaz
#

i think stroganoff originated somewhere in eastern europe

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but it was "translated" to the west

#

old timey egg noodles, mashed potatoes, gravy, beef shreds, it's like a painting of eastern europe

toxic sundial
heavy halo
mystic bluff
magic tartan
final cedar
mystic bluff
final cedar
#

The signs were there

mystic bluff
#

close enough

#

xd

toxic sundial
deep topaz
#

oh i didn't realize the article was actually viper

#

thought it was random guy

uncut obsidian
gusty willow
#

the ones you told me about

uncut obsidian
#

How much fps do you get?

gusty willow
#

idk

uncut obsidian
#

Press F3 or Fn + F3

#

It's somewhere on the left i think

gusty willow
#

bout 90

uncut obsidian
#

Maybe get these

#

Bobby allows your render distance to be higher

#

The server forces your render distance to be 5

gusty willow
#

meh im happy for now

#

my gpu isnt running hard so im fine

uncut obsidian
#

Higher render distance does look cooler

#

Even just 12 looks better than 5

gusty willow
#

i know but more processing = hotter room

#

did you guys turn monster spawning down? cause theres been like no mobs lol

gusty willow
uncut obsidian
#

maybe

gusty willow
#

ive been so lonely without you

mystic bluff
#

maybe i should just download 20.1

gusty willow
#

you wont

uncut obsidian
#

i think during night time you get less mobs underground since the mob cap also gets taken by those that get spawned over the caves

mystic bluff
#

yea but i'd have to redownload everything

gusty willow
mystic bluff
#

ya

gusty willow
#

just yolo it

gusty willow
#

do it for the vine

oblique spire
#

HE HE HE HAR

mystic bluff
#

yea

#

potentially so

river zealot
#

im gonna "legally buy" it

uncut obsidian
toxic sundial
undone wave
#

VIPER WHAT

#

Crazy how the guy who filmed himself making crack for a music video would end up being caught comitting a federal crime

storm stream
#

Every time I glance at Meowmachine's profile its a tragedy

final cedar
#

child fetishization + n-drop in one - off to a good start

deep topaz
#

that whole thing is wild

uncut obsidian
#

fr

dreamy flaxBOT
#

kekpoint @ocean crescent (stevefrench1225) has been muted for 6 hours for reason: pedo meme + nword in a meme

deep topaz
#

my brain damage is far too much to measure

final cedar
#

6h aka I don't want to deal with this shit rn kekw

uncut obsidian
final cedar
#

cat on piano will never not be funny

storm stream
#

the zaza?

#

goddamn I wish I had some

undone wave
pastel quartz
#

true

final cedar
#

you goober kekw

#

join you soon

deep topaz
#

the jelly

final cedar
upper vapor
final cedar
#

·Artist: Cool Joke
·Song: Undo
·Album: Fullmetal Alchemist - Complete Best
·Released: February 23, 2005
Label/DistributorSony Music Distribution
No copyright infringement intended. All contents belong to its rightful owner.

About this song:
Opening Theme "Undo"
 Vocal: Hiroya Ishikawa (石川 寛也)
Lyrics by: Hiroya Ishikawa (石川 寛也)
Composed by: Hi...

▶ Play video
final cedar
#

4 years

#

such a trustworthy face

proud torrent
# final cedar

where'd this thumbnail/title come from I can't find source

#

nvm it fake

#

lame

proud torrent
#

when the battlebit guys are forced to make a max payne game

finite quest
#

pttr is fun ngl

#

i wonder if i can make my character ryan gosling and play in 3rd person

finite quest
#

chairchucker

finite quest
#

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!

slender rock
finite quest
#

Your honor, it was in self defense.

oblique spire
inland jackal
#

Morning farters

finite quest
#

buy 2 cod games

slender rock
oblique spire
slender rock
#

"Woods?!, damn!"

oblique spire
finite quest
#

overpriced for games that are old

inland jackal
#

Dlc*

slender rock
#

"We are running out of time."

finite quest
#

cod 2 is somehow fucking

#

60 dollars

#

???

#

makes no sense

inland jackal
slender rock
#

"Go Weaver, tell em I failed"

deep topaz
#

old cods never go on sale

#

use a cdkey reseller or pirate

slender rock
#

then Hudson after shaking Mason proceeds to slept on by Mason, as he goes on one helluva LCD trip

#

🙂

slender rock
#

Man all the drugs they slammed him with

finite quest
#

christ

#

LOOL

slender rock
#

might as well be LCD LSD, PCP POD

#

METH

finite quest
#

xxxtentacion made horrible music, best mod maker

slender rock
#

idk

inland jackal
slender rock
#

true

inland jackal
#

Vga dvi

slender rock