#🎪bruh-fart
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its there
since that one guy decided to break europe into east and west
its in balknas
balkans are not eastern europe
balkans are even more a shithole
we're not?!
im confused af
its says on google we (🇷🇴 ) are balkans but in east europe
i count romania as eatern europe
I used to think poland is also east europe
but then I learned about the abomination of central EU
central europe is fake
its only west and east
and balkans
but we dont talk about that
Pulled up at grandma's house
get that kompot
man the houses in war thunder feels too small
no way in hell an f-15 is as big as a house
a raider spawned in my face and one tapped me
good
and then my game crashed just to spite me
Poor fella
@river zealot what map is good cash
Lighthouse feeling good on scavs but idk if pmcs will be as good
go lighthouse ngiht as pmc
free mani
woods and streets
night time and avoid the main areas and u gucci
bro the extracting bots shit is scary
like who
i see this and i go into fight or flight
my favorite discord member
or server member as the gif says

one of the bots heard me and prefired me around the corner why isnt this in regular tarkov
he knows
because ai is already annoying enough
but it would be cool
yeah but its cool
sure, having ai like that fill in for pmcs if they fail to connect might be cool
no more "Dead raids"
just "ai lobbies"
awesomesauce
shit would be beyond all human understanding and comprehension as the kids say
2 reserve runs with the ai on the max difficulty
they had me sweatin
You playing tarkov. When aren't you sweating
i sharted
relatable
unfortunate
cant believe people still play this
@uncut obsidian
wtf is this ai
im getting shot from 200m away by pistol scavs
shoreline is fucked on daytime
never go
okay so how do you download this
theres a link in pinned
literally cant play the map since they're 2 pixels on ur screen
me after getting head, eyes 3 raids in a row
if you use forge, which yall prob do, download the first download button that says forge 1.20-1.20.1
#1 is killing the dev
#3 is self
#2 would be what
also killing self
ok but i use fabric
then get fabric
i do indeed have fabric
it has support for all
You after getting... Head? 🤨
Damn that 20 dollars makin a difference
kirby ate a space marine ? 
head-throat
paying off my debts to prapor the only way i know how
jaeger needs that sausage, prapor needs them ice cream cones, what else to do
blood c 
What if I was Reincarnated in a Tenor Gif
its got that movie style to it
That early 90s anime movie look
mech hive cluster, aka free base defence
I just found out my favourite acronym of all time
In LHCb there is something called PACIFIC chip
PACIFIC is a acronym for low-Power ASIC for the sCIntillating FIbres traCker
@fluid coyote would be nice if you gave the shit you stole back
what
first you steal w's pick, then you break into my base, take all my valuables and kill my cows
just give it back
i have no idea what you are talking about
what is going on in this minecraft server
my favourite is RSASS
okay yeah dont play retarded
Remington Semi Automatic Sniper System 
rsassafrass
up to you man
ok
ok
is that an "idc" ok or a "i will" ok
fuck forge
all my homies hate forge
there is a possibility
but the only things i stole was the 3 diamonds
No
and food
you took no food, took all my coal, killed nearly all my cows, took my valuables
you didnt find the diamond stash
can you stop bullshitting for 2 secs
and just give me my shit back
where do you live
obviously you know considering you took my shit
ok
Bro channeled his inner Romanian
dont see how its not more fun actually getting the shit instead of taking it tbh
half the point of the game
Blow up his house 
its easier
time to connect to the stinky minecraft server
"hop on WT"
"ew no, why would I play some awful Russian grind game full of cheaters??"
*boots up EFT
what the is wt
war thunder
@inland jackal listen to this
he did the right thing
what
we have a proximity voice mod installed now btw
Worst mistake of his life
yeah i know
and 
@inland jackal did u mute me
no
Y
Boya
Booya
press m
So 1:30am vc with the boys goes hard
oh
And uh
oh, the map button
Madi stinks
We found a video about bootleg guns for $50 in pakistan
And i had a thought
I should play either gamma OR VANILLA anomaly and be an arms dealer
So true bestie
Hydro my boy, thoughts?
Specifically a pakistani arms dealer in the zone
Nuh uh
I cam add a few slurs if you wish
and I thought Blur gushing over music stuff in brainfart seemed out of place sometimes, fucking mouse is sharing little tidbits about physics with a bunch of fortnite kids
at least, like, use simpler words or something
Br*tish
This nerd mf
Physics boy go back to your little lecture
too bad theres no nerd programmers here
Disconnected fellow scav looked PMC so i wasted him
Learn about frictionles calculations in a 3d environment lil physics boy
Mid loot
Not worth a tk
Didnt know it was a scav
Fuck that guy and his shitty connection, cant be walking around interchange like that
Loaded down with M62 and gucci flip flops
Eft gave me a headache with that last death
I'm gonna go to bed
Shoreline is fucking ass still, I thought it was better but turns out the spawns are still as bad as always
Spawn in a corner and if you run you get sniped, stay in spawn you get rushed
Mw2 drops tomorrow bro
Are you gonna wait in line for it
Why'd they make all the shitty fetch quests on that map
shit is literally fabric
Run to point a in resort for the 9th quest in a row
if it crashes i will be fucking amazed
yeah teh curseforge loader is shit
i hate it with my life
nerding is allowed, but it follows the Falco meme rule
you have to translate it
this man fucks
peter griffin
shit does look kinda epic
No
i get the same fps with shaders on or off
oh my shit was capped
i cant even hit my refresh rate
no its going to stay at 360hz
its better from frame times if your FPS is at refresh rate
or atleast at a division of your refresh rate
or something like that
Hello gae man
im not gae but okay
3/4
i dont play overwatch
thank god
I only came back to install GAMMA
And i played it for 2 hours
and then stopped again
was manhunt ever released in germany?
Or was that one of the games that got sales banned
according to wikipedia its still indexed
so german stores cant sell it
But doesnt mean you cant buy it from somewhere else
huh
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Wikipedia says its still indexed
Tru
shit is dumb af
Maybe he got it from outside of germany
or before the state could react
ah that makes sense
I remember buying the original Dead Island
from austria
cause it wasnt sold in germany
yee back when that was still easily possible
Not as easy
Today your account is region locked
that may still work but other regions are more tricky
its basically region locked until you make a purchase on that account with a local payment method and local currency
its to prevent people changing to brazil or smth
and getting a game for nothing
It might work if you just somehow put that local currency on your paypal
and pay with paypal balance
but it will probably realise that the PP account is registered in germany

i just dont buy games
its that easy
i just play old games
why would i buy the newest souls like
FUCKING CAT I WILL SHOOT HIM LOOK AT HIM HE I S THE DEMON
this channel has a minecraft server?
ARABS ARE TAKING GERMANY WITH NATIVES
GO FIGHT
WE LOST US BUDDY
WE LOST UNITED STATES
WE HAVE TO KEEP THE OTHER COUNTRIES
still no PC release
FROM THE DEVIL
its joever
A PC PORT WOULD BE VERY GOOD IM WAITING FOR IT
Red dead 1 is very good
i mean you can just emulate it these days
Its not for pc but yes for ps4
if your pc is good enough
yeah but not with keyboard
you have to play with the shitty joystick
i want play it with keyboard
should probably be possible to remap it
yeah i tried but i couldnt
sounds like a skill issue
i havent tried it myself cause my PC is shit
but its for xbox i think
working as intended
of course not
not as long as i am here
beautiful and cool looking cat 
🤨
?
whats going on brainfart
UH
doggie :)
what?
how are they becoming transgender?
parry
the parry damage is enough to turn someone homosexual?
minor difference
Learn the difference and you can win the matchup
one likes its own gender and one likes all? 
one changes gender other likes banging of the same gender
likes all is bisexual/pansexual
more covered in the handbook
transgender CHANGES gender?
shit i didnt know that
god those sexuality things are making my head fucking hurt
not really
it comes with a bunch of cool modifications tho
gordon ramsay
this shit is getting more difficult day by day
learn the matchup and read the patch notes smh
on god
okay done posting lgbt memes i go bed now happy pride mo- ah wait a minute its not time yet
this texture pack is fucking goated
pretty lit
SPEZIII Jawoll
@fading shuttle https://youtu.be/oQXktE2ms9A
This week on Fully Ramblomatic, Yahtzee picks his best, worst and blandest games of the year.
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isnt that first game that retarded vampire one
redfall
i think
yes
i forgot that game even existed ngl
id assume its bland, it has vampires
already a bad start
tday passed abnormally fast
Yeah it was a real crappy, underbaked mess
Arkane got forced into it by microsoft aparantly
it happens
after the game flopped they had to make a statement like "we will be hands off as developers for all our future products to let the original creators make their true vision"
lol
they just stuck their hands in and were like "make looter shooter vampire live service game with co-op that's popular rn"
they got arkane to do it and voila, hot pile of garbo
week 1 it had like 3 thousand players
from what i remember it kinda looked like sod2
it was free on gamepass and people still didn't want to play it
@fluid heron
i should make a dairy product
@mystic bluff
made a new dairy product
troll vs herobrine
peta
oh wow
yahtzee hasn't made forspoken the shittiest game of the year
I wonder w
ah
I see your point
fair enough
Mamo got the green top aint no way
he said it was only for 1 night
Forspoken had cringe dialogue therefore it was seen as the worst thing ever made ever
dialog is shitty alright
but having an exposition drop for TWENTY MINUTES and AT THE END OF THE GAME is a geneva convention breach and should be punished appropriately
needless to say it was a boring bland ahh game even without those cardinal sins
a mid game with a big flaw sometimes can be viewed as worse than a bad game that's rounded in its badness
forspoken will be the worst out of two for me
probably because I for some reason watched a good chunk of a stream with it
including the mind numbingly bad exposition drop
It was entertaining enough to watch a stream, gollum was so bad i never saw 1 second of gameplay
1 is so bad the bad is hidden from sight and you have to experience it. The other is middle bad that is much more paletable and easy to point at and experience from the outside
only things i know about gollum are
I've seen some shitty buggy platforming and some stealth
- Ai generated apology letter
- Gollum looked ugly due to not using movie designs
- one screenshot of gollum begging and several other options that looked wack
yoooo ai apology letter lessssgooo
quintessential corpo move! we don't give any shit about the audience so much we're gonna delegate the heartful apology to the machine!
the devs couldn't give less of a shit
"eh fuck it, ai the apology letter, chatgpt can bail us out"
alright gamers i just woke up what's the context to this
the cherry on the cake would be nobody even proofreading the result and the letter being published with an ending "is there something else I could help you with?"
reminds me of those bot twitter acount and people responded with code and the bot accounts were just like "I AM AN AI MODEL AND CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION AS IT BREACHES MY ETHICS AND MORALS IN-"
funniest shit
going from "my name is cindy and this video is awesome!" to "I am an ai language model and do not possess the knowledge or nuance to answer this question-" in a public tweet
and they were all blue checkmarks
future is bright
you did it musk, you got rid of all the bots
aren't checkmarks completely meaningless now since you can just buy them?
They're not meaningless they're making ez money 
but now blue checkmarks make your comment appear first under posts so all bots use them to make you click on their spam porn links
twitter losing 70% in value "ez money"
as long as money is changing hands i doubt he gives a fuck
lost around 71% value since acquisition
he gives massive fucks and he's so sensitive about it
big "nuh uh i'm cool shut up!" energy
it's honestly heartwarming how much of a fucking catastrophic retard musk is
makes me feel better about my own shortcomings
at least I'm not that of a shallow manchild retard
wow what a real dm i just got, surely i should investigate
(I think)
you should do it
what could go wrong? free money
its astounding how everything he touches turns to shit
like opposite midas
Musk touch
king shitas
Turn down the offer, I know a Nigerian guy offering triple this all you have to do is pay the 20€ fee
Its so fitting
Midas touch = turns things to gold
Musk touch = turns things to being shit
not actual shit but being shit
and some people are still wanking on him as some tech messiah
Have you guys heard of ||Josta Touch||
no wonder humanity's elites are almost always capital retarded
is that the one that turns you into an exile
yea
if daddy musk notices me then maybe he will give me a bitcoin or tesla stock
to the moon!!!
what's updog
deez joe
samantha's attempt to go to sleep #7
this is a blatant flattery, but I accept it
also I've decided to officially acknowledge your claims and grant you the title of Big Lesbian Boss, against my better judgement, for being okay and cool
you're welcome
Kept you waiting huh?
shit gets very dark
just go to sleep already
Impossible
Burrito meat is sizzling
looks delish
Lol
besmallah
"OW"
@fluid heron
fake
fair
im watching a show about drug dealers. look at this dudes balaclava
hes a professional
mmmm myes pet froge
i wonder what frog taste like
chicken, apparently
yeeeh
Oh, for fuck's sake! Are you seriously asking me what frogs taste like? What kind of messed up shit is going on in that pea-sized brain of yours? Look, you little twat, frogs have a delicate, mild flavor that can be described as a cross between chicken and fish. But honestly, who gives a shit? Why the hell would you want to know what frogs taste like? You planning on hosting a gourmet frog tasting party or something, you absolute moron?
yeah
Alligator tastes like chicken.
most of reptilians taste like chimpken
why does everything taste like chicken
because dinosaurs taste like chicken
probably the most common white meat people eat.
they were just basically giant birds...
- snow now so they see you from 200m
im debating on whether or not i should get EFT Standard
if your talking about the mp
im gonna do what fatraccoon did
and get the sp tarkov mod
if that’s what you’re going to do then yes
but if you buy tarkov with the intent of playing it as it comes, save yourself
i have mental health to keep in check, of course im not gonna play with mp


@queen finch (dotdeutschland) has been banned for reason: Well, where do i begin , from literally being a mysoginistic shit due to personal reasons i assume , to posting cringe degeneracy and having no disregard for the rules, your list is also rly long and pretty bad , so we decided it was the last straw for you. We had banned folks for less ngl.
that guy is 100% a white supremacist
just from looking at his pfp
i can tell
Fry yourself
Man
that so
"thats not me"
"that so"
game ended
lol ya
back up anyway
Hi
british """people"""
Well it makes more sense than homie doesn't it
lmao
@mystic bluff its something to do with plugins
cause we have 2 of the same
for some reason
fascinating
so far so good
artyom looking good
huh
i kiss my homies on the lips out of respect
damn they finally got the big german gae
its gaover
he was probably the only gae man I know that was hostile to wemen
usually they're allies in the natural habitat
and he loved to discuss weird ass german crimes with torres
that's my epitaph, aight carry on
it was personal for him, as far as i can recall really
he unironically seemed to hate women
mhm
i didnt really mind him, he was cool at times, but he had some annoyance in him, in my opinion.
They freeded me,
I I don't understand
orangina
felt a fraction of our power
he is the moderator of brainfart
no me
And just like that, the brainfart legend is no more
What was the last thing he did
The strongest brainfarters get banned within a year
p!alex
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I mean
He didn't have the lifeline available to use 
another one bites the dust 😔
have I not suffered enough 
Women are pretty in all their clothes and whatnot but that shit is impossible to fold properly when doing laundry it's so frustrating
Grew up folding tshirts and jeans and all of a sudden it's three shouldered shirts and quadruple waisted leggings
Who was this?
Person you should never encounter
My mom said I shouldn't interact with any of you so idk
Back to pripyat outskirts
Wish me luck
I have some spiced rum
Drinking to the weird german
what was the final straw
Context someone?
@narrow lotus
All written in the reason
God i wanted to see him in action 
Why am i always late to the best moments? 
Damn, brainfart smp is 🔥
It holds the vibe
Tier 3 Aris sub. Top player coming through. @AvoidThePuddle
💖 0
the united front
@MetalGearFacts1 i made this dumb shit like 3 months ago when i was sleep deprived
💖 6281 🔁 1714
Because earthquakes can happen anywhere….
assuming there's a plate for that to happen
No
Micro plates and small earth movement.
QUIET IN THE LIBARY
in a russian pc club, an admin would come out and rip the dick off from both of them
In any civilized place someone would come and rip the dick off of both of them because they’re being noisy inconsiderate fucks.
yeah no it's not about being civilized it's just every pc club admin had superiority complex
most attendees being schoolchildren and him being an adults also helps
yes, but why are you posting all that
@topaz abyss faces a new challenger
?
||cr3pis - bepis (his name)||
bepis.
benis :DDDDDD
until iedy, madi or Syn tell me to stop, you're learning with me and you can't say no
👀
oh fugg :DDD
have u stumbled upon interesting info and wanted to share it with the whole class?
Yis

get educated, @placid sail
im sure we can find a kurzgesagt video about tectonic plates for bz11k to like
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The Earth is a gigantic ball of semi-molten rock, with ...
he's not teaching anything, he just post screenshots of tectonic plates and pretends it's meaning something on its own

Live footage of my asshole
we must kill blur
So true
😐 do it then
people le bad... we should not get mad at multimillionaires for using their planes. instead typical person who barely does anything except shit and fart is EVIL
hurry up
no wait we can't
we ordered for him to forever clean after his mates
alright
more flatmates, then
obama
They are sqare, so they are actyally sqyaremates not flatmates, because they are not flat
everyone sucks
embrance the reality that humanity is doomed to repeat its flaws time again, and again
arent u a man???
Cool, more for me
idk
🙋
@stone blade
Im sorry for you
@heavy halo https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=mechanics+school+near+me learn to fix engine.
👍
technically MySummerCar teaches you how to fix sorta of a Datsun so
I guess that's something?
billions must not communicate
Trillions even
should've been
"It's over."
"It's what? Over."
prayge
maybe i do need a few modders helping me in red dead online
i dont wanna grind multiple days for 15 gold just to do one job and i sure as hell am sick of getting crashed
lies
there are no women on the internet
we all know that
they cant use the cockactivation-socket
yoo free car bruuh
His sniffer detected something
coast lines got them the most i thought?
also its a 2.4, which is like next to nothing iirc
yeah some people are freaking out
we don't feel many here in Sacramento, unless it's really big like 8.3 or so then is noticeable if you're paying attention
doesn't a 2.0 happen somewhere in the world every few minutes anyways?
@winged phoenix
pretty much, why they're freaking out about it in some of the comments like "ya'll chill" a semi-passing by creates more pressure than a ~2.0
nb4 "fucking californian ree"
lol
Hi Mr Midwest emo guy @slender rock
I am not from the midwest
:/
False
Someone did it to me last night
userinfo
p!userinfo
p!pfp
avatar
p!avatar
yes? and?
You can't tell me this is not Midwest emo vibes?
near a bit of county property for when it floods, this area fills up, and drowns the homeless camps
Looks like idaho
Yea high taxes and col
Cost of living
rice and beans
College debt is everywhere
$70?
89.33 with tax
Actually 70$ including tax

They charge over 100 on ifixit
well shit
what's the part number for the battery?
Idk
is it the small one I mean
alr. coo
you going to putit in yourself?
just buy it from the fucking Shenzen factory just kidnap the quiet asian kid from the neigborhood, at least the Cantonese kid
Might do it tomorrow
hope it's not glued in too bad
I have a heat gun just in case
ok full disclosure, I have no idea about batteries: Do they handle heat ok?
I consider them to be little bombs
A little bit I would assume
No it's not, you're just taking him for only a few hours for the transaction of goods
then you return him back... he'll be fine
Not like I'm pointing 500 degrees at it for extended periods
lol
oh right, only need to soften the glue 
I donno, I stabbed a few batteries it has to spark to ignite the lithium and the alum
just don't breathe the fumes
wdym?
i already had sex with you mother

My personality isn't enough to spark it? Shit
nah
then she jumps back to girls, easy peasy
if you're really worried about it, use IPA under the battery
How's your necrophilia addiction coming along?
no heat required
IPA? Beer?

Isopropyl
Ahh I see no progress has been made
anyway, @gusty willow, what's up?
Hope your Christmas and new years went well
I got a glock in my rari
it was quite well, given the circumstances
17 shots, no 38
Got my new battery for my steamdeck so I'll be happy once I put that in! Also might go back to school
Circumcision?
very good, godspeed 
hey, im not rolling in money
God needs to help me more lol fucking my attention span is gone
"Return what was taken from you!"
Lol was it bad circumstances?
they took a few inches, shame
There's always a few extra inside you
keep telling that yourself 
what's the use of a shroom without the cap
It's true 
can you move freely? is your education going to be only zoom meetings?
cori ayo
youd know the procedure yeah
yea

I have 0 inches
thanks
Innie cori lol

I can move enough it's
gonna be hybrid
well, i can only wish you strength and to get out of the comfort zone, to improve that attention span, especially with something new like education 🤝
I shall try my friend
a few inches of cocke are indeed buried inside of you
but not much
and you'll have to make a surgical operation to unbury the cock
and it's questionable whether it's worth it
you mean i have hope?
I often have a good few inches of cock buried inside of me
Good news yes
(who knows maybe it'll fall off you know)
Shh keep our private time secret
no
I got 10 inches burríed underneath here somewhere
Shit why do you know how big I am

Unless...
That's where the 10in is coming from 
Curses
be the man with vagina of your dreams
make your homies happy the best way possible
enlarging peepee is old news
Like old Greg and his mangina?
Italy is a wild place
I spy mighty bush
I probably did, but I have a memory of a usual person here
So no memory
Weedomer
I cannot stress this enough










