#🎪bruh-fart
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i would just sleep
can't do that anymore
they know i can see them
dead?
just found the goat ammo
no i lived
did it work?
nah i just disabled smth
i dont know why all of them do that now
not even
piranha and flechette are that
the goat ammo
oh they are fucking cirrus clouds????
they dont even look like cirrus clouds
i dont know why every shader now has this
i am in my bag rn
full of fucking pmags oml
and a goddam prs
another raider with goated shit
holy fuck
i gotta get me some of that
what do you do if you spawn by bunker
like the train bunker
loot and leave
I guess i should go reserve....
nah
I dont like it
no use
killyou
nuh uh
the only reason ive been doing this is because i havent gotten a bad spawn yet the 6 times ive loaded in
because honestly i fucking hate reserve
chipi chipi chapa chapa
that chipi chapa shit makes me wanna die
Bro same
reserve fucking sucks
and i fucking hate the bunkers
very succesful
why so serious
@inland jackal microsoft flight simulator clouds
its joever
cool dont have to play the game anymore im just gonna play hideout simulator
my shaders flashbanged me
So you're reaally gonna make me grind tarkov for the rest of the day
should have said what it was
funner if you dont know
@fluid heron What servers you on
america east
im getting the emptiest raids known to man
i put pumpkin with curse of binding on madi
i did
Wtf
cool
thx bbg
should i buy a second junk box?
yes
3 at least
my medicine case is full
these afaks are like 40k a pop ill just sell those
also bought a docs case and i now have an actual injectors case
yepyep
im boutta make so much money
how he get so rich
HOLY SHIT BROlol
if you dont spawn near bunker you play like a fucking rat
if you spawn near bunker you play like a chad
so my dumb ass right

what if i spawn on streets
if i dont spawn next to bunker i exit camp like a bitch
well that map runs like ass so i only play it to do tasks
and i just dont playing it
same for woods
mfs swear by woods scav runs
i just scav run customs
if you saw this man wiwth his big penis shaped helmet goggles and beard would you shit your pants?
how much do you think ill get just for these
cant sell pmags
guess ill use em
lmao
cant sell 60rnds
shit is kinda cringe
also i might have bought a magazines case
i have so many avs rigs its fucking insane
no bc ginger
fake
cockmeat jones wears the uhh
ok now with a foreskin helmet
ssh
your man looks like a tacticondom
got that drip 💀
put him in a gorka now hes very snug
do not become tacticool
hottest characters from resident evil series, what do you guys think
nah
random but real
wdym these are just my work clothes
get the cerum jacket for usec and some nice pants
im a bear
dont worry ill kill killa 100 times for the adik tracksuit
dude has som strong arm
im just wearing a tshirt and some khakis
the khakis were 1800 usd
hottest resident evil characters, what do you people think
you play stalker but you havent touched RE?
nope
if i get one more add about those fucking zombie survival games
bro you gotta save the girl from the zombies and then build a house in .2 seconds
the hero wars ad have sex
as of late ive been seeing a big titty orc or ogre in their ads
or began seeing
ok looking up hero wars big titty orc
no need
ok thats enough
LOOOL
THERE ARE SO MANY GIANTESS ONES WHAT THE FUCK
this game has the worst ads on youtube
its unreal
its all fetish shit
theres one where a girl is spreading her legs and she has like a mold then low levels jump into the mold she closes it with her legs then spits acid into it
sir this isn't #💣tarkov-released
BRO WHAT
how about you uncrop that for very specific reasons
🙏
how bout that pricks face when he saw the gat?
sadly they are
hero wars is becoming hentai it seems
in the one im talking about it shes like sleeping on her hand
propped up
theres this one of this giantess voring this dude and theres a bunch of white shit on her face this is horrific
dont you have woods bushes to camp
ew he plays woods?
snow map and the bushes are barren now
its over
bushcamping has been eradicated
what in the fuck do i do with all this
sell the 104 and val
i will prolyl sell the val
mechanic
i should be able to just chuck it on the flea
cook it and eat
go labs
prolly
i do have parts for it
earlier today i accidentaly fucking auto sorted my whole stash
dont ask how
afaks are 30k a pop
i have 360000 rubles worth of afaks
i dont know what the fuck im going to do with all these moe stocks
i just made alot of rubles
i have a few things for kappa
just needa fuck ton more
nice UI what stalker mod is this?
what store are you in
true stalker
damn he's so oily
yeah definitely
GOD. DAYUMNIT!
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If the gas tube is damaged
it can't continue 30 round all semi auto shooting. The piston does not enter the gas position
Using a coke bottle is not intended to push out gases.
The mouth of the Coke bottle is round, so it guides it into its exact position.
The piston is designed to wobble Because there is space inside even if sand or mud gets ins...
tmrw is the first out of touch thursday of 24.
who dropped the tiger
shiny bald man
what are they saying
tik tirik tik
anyways
how do you guys feel about tmrw being the first out of touch thursday
of 2024
Wouldn't you like to know
no to jest odjebana tutaj płytka nie docienta co to tutaj robi piła piła schowana nie ma jak dociąć czary mary czarujemy kurwa
wyjumejmy kurwa magia no kurwa tutaj wkładamy
ciach cia rachciach och cyk dociete
relatable
reminds me of that one video of the ecologist phasing through the ceiling
literally me
that pricks face when he saw the gyatt
how bout that precks face when he saw tha gat
im going back to reserve to kill more raiders
how bout that precks face when he saw tha gat
the second i get a bad spawn on reserve its over
bye bye :3
Man look at this shit
well.
i simply will just never have a bad spawn
@finite quest i broke into your house CCTV
ale blyat
you will get a bad spawn next time
not my house
already dick deep in the bunkers
that's what someone with that house would say
pringles is expensive
yes, it is your house
this is your house
the classic tarkov dead pig room
so mamoka, lets say hypothetically thats my house right @uncut obsidian
and if i caught you in my house, this would happen
eat it
Ate those food
how many cans in this room
no rabager
red dead online seems like its got a lot of shit to do
i shouldve played the metro series in order. but i bought exodus bc its the only one im familiar with. i atleast bought tha other games
i just nutted
trust me bro
ill have fun with it for like a week ig
i figured that one out already
im fucking broke and i need money bad but ig ill get into the bounty hunting job?
one week long vacation inbound
i also need a better horse
go ahead
ill probably pop a cap in some guy and steal his horse
if a modder offers you a gold chest you can take it, wont getcha banned btw
splendid.
did u get the weekly beans?
and gold chests usually give you like 100 dollars and over with a few gold
the what now
i can get on hunt ya down and drop you chests
that pricks face when he saw the gyat
ion need all that
fair enough
free weekly beans in rdr
what kind of bens
I fucking knew that I've seen that style somewhere! I'm reading the web comic of that artist
the beans in question
i spent like $50 just on provisions for me and my horse
🪇
cause im not about to go starving and try to do missions with empty stat cores
no! it cant be! nooooo!!!!
worth it though, just hope you come across a friendly modder otherwise theyll crash you
and of course, i bought 8 bottles of gin
become the modder
its only natural
buy fortitude :D
true
buy moonshine at the fence guys when you get the gold
Kill 6 billion demons, yea
its like 10 gold a bottle i fuckin fargar
Should also read that
oh yeah there is that moonshiner business right
yeah
you can get a band to play in your bar when ur high level moonshiner
lemme go do some freeroam missions though
Though magnagothica is fucking metal
its easy ass cash ngl
I love it
a whole ass bar? this is getting a bit advanced for me dont tel me all this its gonna make my brain short circuit
if you get the ingredients to make high star moonshine your set
I want a tabletop rpg in it
you can operate the bar too and serve drink
invite people to it
and npcs can occupy it
too
and hang around
lemme jus do my freeroam missions
And get violently drunk
honor is UP....
i havent found any to shoot
also im broke enough to be eating rotten ofod off the ground bro i cant afford to be low honor
lol
yoo, it's a virtual tabletop! I thought it's a metal album cover for some reason lmao
this is what i mean, hope you find a modder who drops chests
nuh uh uh
Im gonna make tokens and board to play it irl
i gotat pull myself up by the bootstraps
fair
also i wont mention the fact how its winter and i dont have fitting clothes for the season so my health core keeps fucking up
slowly its going to get upgraded
eat the stone.
That's me
i got all of it with hard work and unpaid labour
when join server?
./kill @s now!
i finally got a bad reserve spawn
i woke up early to play the game of all time, metro poopydust
i love how the vc yesterday was mostly moaning cause kenX was being shot by a skeleton
ambutafugginnut
metro has a cool story but they kinda shat it with exodus
we need more tho
I love exodus
also thank fuck for the lowered realism of rdo since in the story it takes ages to do some shit like just looting people
the gameplay makes up for it
Rough streak coming up
never mind not a bad one
agreed
Ye
im glad i bought it again after refunding like a tard
Do you loot the train car
ITS SO CLOSE LMAO
das a bird
I don't like they forced hud with ammo count, but otherwise it's very good
exodus?
Yea
i hate the scarce amount of ammo
that is my only issue
i get its apocalypse
not much ammo
i liked the currency mechanic
currency?
i saw a pmc running turn around and one tapped him
fom last light and 2033
i gottem for free
i heard u can get robbed in i think last light buy the woman
@fluid heron are airdrops still bugged
in bar
yes
i did that few times
we will see
im interested in the part of exodus where you run into blind gorillas
A few?
im probably almost at that part
i got a fucking slick
thats in the end
Nice
not too bad
Best area
i think you have the first area the frozen area
Oh
where theres boats
Are you sptarkov
volga?
thats 2nd level
you have been played a fool this whole time
or 3rd
second area is umm
i have all the scavs on boss ai
Damn this guy a pussy...
So the valley with pirates and forest children
desert area i think or the mountain with cannibals
can you not open sealed in raid?
Pretty sure second is ural
well i aint takin that
the most epic fight imo has to be those cannibal tards
what
Nah
these are fucking massive
who in their right mind would take these
They unseal into guns and meta ammo
i liked shooting retards who were caveman like in the bunker
i dont wanna drop my trooper
Yea
oh yea caspian is the desert
Super trooper
Buckshot hitting skulls
yamantau cannibals
i either drop the bagarly and take both of those
ok im dropping the bagarly i like gambling
the spiders piss me off for no reason other than their stupid fuckin armor
did you spare the life of that dude?
Bagarly good tho
what dude
theres alot of dudes
im on fuel mission
the one at the beginning of caspian
the one you encounter in a building
shot him bc he hit me
yea car guy
this shit is beyond heavy
yea you aint gettin good ending
doesn't really matter against ai, bestie
they short torso
too bad i already shot a bunch of slaves
boss ai doesnt
its okay theres always a second try
@bz11k LOOK AT THIS
i cant even get over the step to get off the roof
there wont be a second try until i finish exodus then the other 2 games then go in reverse
i am so fucking fat
Fucking necromancer mercenaries
wait what did you first play
2033, last light or exodus
cause its supposed to be played in that order
exodus cuz im most familiar
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE ORDER OF GAMES!!!
it all makes sense when its played in order
ill play whatever in whatever order
i do not care blud..
im playing to escape tha real world not to study the lore
Idk, it looks like it doesn't
paynis
big slopperzz in the chat
sloppin on what?
the glug glug 3000
underlime slopper
Sublime Gobble Gobber
profound #squid #fyp #cat #catsoftiktok
damn she dummy thicc is that vanilla
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1191983531929382922/1704252943-medaltvlethalcompany20240102203423-tr-edit.mp4(ps i dont think this is ok to post)
mod
based on what u said i think its thicc company mod
WOAH
GYATTTTT!
why did the monster run away after being confronted with the jiggle straight on?
Thicc Company mod is great
that pricks face when he saw the gyatt
it was too much for him
fuckin hell it costs gold to get a bounty hunting license? guess im just gonna be up doing freeroam missions and the like
red dead online?
yeah ikr
its a gpu melter
me and my friend played with thicc company mod for the boobs and ass, needless to say, get that mod
i played with one hand the entire time, except when running
very eyecatching experience
it was an ak 103 and an m700
thats based and cool to play with one hand
but where was the other one
the place.
you know EXACTLY where it was
you see i was feeling a bit dubious
you can explode fish with dynamite in rivers and farm gold that way for a while
it's retarded
poor fish :(
renner alo
hi renner
sta maji
play tarkov
evo radim
i treba
I always scav run until I get 30 mil every wipe and then I stop playing all together with my operator at lvl 12
because that's when you get the usec jeans
30 fucking mil?
yea
holy
had 35 last wipe after I bought a red rebel
and a few cases
major gear fear + wasn't really too keen on learning how to play the actual game
wtf thats fire
had 125 mil
too bad i dont have dynamite even unlocked
still didnt play because uhmmm
i went to a fence to try and buy some
i didnt play last wipe and i dont think im going to play this wipe
ill prolly play next wipe
I just suck at tarkov and it never sticks with me but I like the concept
just gonna be a lil antisocial goober and play spt
no i have friends in real life


i dont know what he says but its probably funny
expect to waste money on dynamite though
ur better off grinding trader to get moonshiner
i thought collector was better
is trader free to start then
It gets kinda expensive but you're basically trading in money for gold using challenges yeah
isnt that the fucking uhh
plant one
the dumb davenport bitch
or no
you just walk around the map with a website and gain thousands and thousands
every day
thats the other woman
yeah
who dances by her wagon
wasn't collector the gypsy woman
like a dumbass
it is
with the music
its fucking busted
i think shes indian
yeah
you just walk around with an interactive map on and mark off shit you did and then sell the collections for insane amounts
shes bugged though, sometimes shes noclipped into her chair and you cant interact with her
rockstar moment
also no anticheat
moonshiner is faster with good pay
rockstar moment
or i can get into the crime business
if u got a good moonshine mix ur already set for a couple of purchases. that is until you go shoppng for drip
blood money?
yeah I got sick of rdo when I realized there's literally nothing to do after a point and you just keep getting griefed by modders with godmode and flying saucers
meh
i could never get into rdo
bounty hunter sounds fun but its incredibely repetitive
thats fortitude modders
they have saucers
because its like gta online but even less updated
ik bc i have fortitude
is it free?
i mean i guess so
how much
it has keys
omfg
weekly monthly and lifetime
there was this random modder and he sounded like the nerd emoji
i bought lifetime for 40 bucks
jesus christ
that shit is not worth
thats the cost of rdo
you can now bully the random south americans with shitty mod menus who grief random noobs
is dorms marked room loot any good i remember they nerfed the fuck outta it
uhh
marked gut buffed again
oh ok
yeah you used to spend a million on a key walk in and get a used condom and an ak a scav crammed under the door
that's sexy af
bruh i bet it was a free mm in a certain site im aware of 
if you use like 99% of the key and trade it back to jaeger for a new one, thats free money
random ass unknown error:fffffff
yeah that barter is pretty good
welp I don't get paid by the hour so cya folks
can i pay you 0.0025 per hour to yell at people on the street
this is the biggest barter scam ever
if it's in rubles then yes
would gladly take 0.0025 rubles per hour
i think im gonna start doing dorms runs ive had enough fun farming raiders
can i pay u in venezuelan bolívar
wicked mod menu is ass barely works
shit is whicked bro
!delight
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gonna boot my shit back up hold on
shit is so freaky wicked
big scammaz
im clothed and im typing a thesis based on my findings in stalker gamma to prove that we should have psuedodog companions
OMG hi delight
thats delightful
@fluid heron time to kill rogues with an sv98 scav
shit up and down

hello there 
old rogues that wouldnt have been so bad
new rogues on the other hand gl
ill just pop em when they round the corner
hopefully 2 dont rush you
if it doesnt server connection lost me
man i hate hippies of the 70s, they were so contradictory
loot crate
Hello brainfart
pick up sock off the ground profit
Get a golden scar instead
use the golden tt
Bro crank them 90s
You gotta make sure you get mats
regarded
what
didnt they change rashalla spawn to dorms
uhh
dorms only yeah
fortress is goons
You know Fortnite the game that made the griddy
i always get fortress goons when i dont want them
Where you build and shit
and then birdeye fucking one taps me
flex on them mfs with the sr25 and m80
Boring
is there even a good way to farm them
Just crank 90s
found a better one
why is 114 key so fucking expensive what is goin on in room 114
uhhhh
honestly
nade spam
throw flashes out since they all yell at em
even birdeye
you really can only try and get into fortress and just hold an angle
that too
and their loot is usally complete dogshit
or the bussies near crack house/garage
probably gonna be better with the new armor changes
they can push up to there
i like the right one more
hi delight
@weak jackal wonderlands still epic?
i have gathered the keys
any new legendaries?
yes several quests and events made me tear up
which ones?
uhh the wooden boy one with the whale
the dargonlord backstory
Bone and Lechance leaving
borderlands has always had great writing
The 20 thousand years under the sea quest
3 was a little iffy with it but it was still good
This is the follow up video to the Best of Captain Scarlett. Been dying to do this edit for years. Enjoy the best of Mr. Torgue
The Best of Tiny Tina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRc7-rZ2XDo
The Best of Handsome Jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxcOAh6h2b0
The Best of Captain Scarlett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjVdLrxzBvU
Stay u...
i laugh one scene then tear up the next
just brushed my teef.
@solar obsidian opinions?
its suppose to be the freedom emblem, right?
yea
green fox
typed in the wrong calculation
argument invalid
it is a brainfart server so i thought why not add some stalker factions since we kinda split up
smh might as well jump into the ocean
as a regular banner it looks good, but i wouldnt call it the freedom emblem, honestly
I know right
merc and uhh
loner is good enough
duty and freedom are gonna be too hard
correction. me calling that "sexy" was me more appreciating the general design and style of the picture, not stating that the picture arouses me. also I am indeed naked in -21 Celsius
noticed that
I mistook material stopping power plot for general relation and tried to apply it to particle accelerators
its me
Miracle they didn't kick me out of uni
you could just do a blue bird for merc
doesnt have to be eagle
Some of you might need this extended version, so here you go. Btw, where are his wings?
10 HOUR ver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJrX3aNPsHM
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The Ultimate “How To Train Your Dragon” Recap Cartoon
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Music: Driftveil City [Pokémon: Black & White]
#casvandepol #h...
@stone blade hi
great song
@glad carbon 👋
Hi Menace Hi Frog Hi Delight
why does jumping sideways in tarkov mke you jump higher
his walnuts are frostbitten, poor bz11k
Airstrike him.
because yes
backwards is even higher
and if you look in the air and swing you mouse side to side its even higher
like you are trying to do a bhop
leaving the blanket to go to a dentist was a fucking challenge
this could be good for bandits
time to play metro exodus til i gotta leave for educational brainwash simulator
mfdoom
but instead of red its black or gray
you should a robe
and a pipe
and a newspaper
i couldnt stand that game your wife never shuts up
choosing the bad ending in exodus so you dont have to listen to ur wife yap
on god
does she die?
Big titties tho
You're false
for annas boobs
idc about spoilers
i dont know
She gets sick
yo ucrossbow in forest and then game ends
And you get his gun
forgot
how he due
yes
my fucking balls man I love the temperature jumping twenty degrees in a day
die
rads
thats boring
Rads and some of those like ape things help
and cause u get bad ending u die too
PANGOOOOO HEAT ME UP
expected some visceral shootout with him dying like Jim Milton
oh right he dead
And Anna never shuts up about it
so basically romeo and juliet. artyom dies and anna dies too and a bunch of other people die
heat him up with friction
i see
nahmean
anna doesnt die tho?
she doesnt die cause you brought the antidote
is there a option to mutilate her at end of game
no
boring
@placid sail funny lil reaction there bestie
how does the artyom chad die
rads
in the end you get to be on a train of death in bad ending
ah
Auto erotic asphyxiation
im getting bad ending anyways bc i shot every slave i saw
yeah im pretty evil, why?
cause your companions like duke or others leave you, you cant get blood from enough people
and you die from rad poisoning
ks23 in guard room sick
Because your mom didn't love you as a child probably
no shes tough on me
weapon box
pretty tough on me
she does it so i dont end up like my father who doesnt feel for other people
It sounds like you're heading that way bud with all the talk of killing slaves and being evil
We're here for you though
hey man
JEROME THE KILLER
JEROME THE KILLER
JEROME THE KILLER1!
what
blud lost his fortnite match, never gonna recover from it
his names jerome the killer
literally
there is a gif captioned
"Jerome The Killer"
man i love that nearly every teacher loves me as a student
me when i see the bandit begging for me to spare his life (metro exodus)
same
i dont yell in class like the others normally do
get work done and to the next class
nah
thats just a retarded caption name
@fluid heron so you only play reserve?
no customs is my favorite i just havent played it in fucking forever
and i know most of the spawns on lighthouse
reserve is so good but the extracts kill it for me
reshala is here
reserve?
im pissing and shitting
good?
dunk on him
hey raccoon should i buy tarkov
i don't know if we're playing the same tarkov
how much is it
900 weapon crates and decent sightlines/cover makes a good map
fuck no
or 40
spawns are kinda funky tho
i already bought ready or not for my friend
its in a good state right now
ill buy when home
first marked room
its enjoyable
is there ai play
ok yeah this shit is good now
go to the tarkov channel you shithead
so i dont have to plsy against real people
That's what I was saying
sp tarkov mod
noted
and thats what I'm saying myshinka

i have a bulldog ak and the shitty airgun
holy shit customs marked room is good now
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