🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

i think its fine ngl

[deep topaz]

so tired of running into people with fuckin PK 3 and M566A1 on day 3 of wipe

[glad carbon]

everyones at like

level 4 max

for armor

and you can pop a 7.62 hp into someone's armpit and 2 shot em thru anything

[toxic sundial]

Yeah but aren't equivalent rounds available earlier

[glad carbon]

idk

all ap rounds are later traders

[deep topaz]

is the armor rework out? is armor actually region based now?

[glad carbon]

yeah

play the game scleppa

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1000150377250947215/1117371069850980402/ezgif-3-06a3df8277.gif

[deep topaz]

finally I can use buckshot for the entire wipe again

6.5 here i come

[glad carbon]

dont run revolver shotgun or pumpactions

[pastel quartz]

thanks! I may add some of these to my installation

[glad carbon]

the pump animation blocks your screen

[fluid heron]

i love one tapping with an mp153 from 50 meters with magnum buck

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

revolver shotgun best because it's actually accurate

add some 6.5 into the mix and it's a brain machine

[glad carbon]

not anymore

its accurate but one shot and your gun is in the roof

even with recoil rework

[deep topaz]

its always been like that

one shot and you have to take like 4 seconds to realign

is the recoil system not a joke now

do our experienced PMCs actually know how to shoot a gun

[fluid heron]

you ever played sp tarkov?

[toxic sundial]

Yes but buggy. New recoil is the bigger change imo

[fluid heron]

its pretty much bar for bar the recoil mod for it

[toxic sundial]

New recoil is actually based af

[glad carbon]

waiting for the 14.0 update

[fluid heron]

deadass

nobody is updating mods

at all

everones waiting

[glad carbon]

ill play eft until then

[toxic sundial]

Armor isn't useless now but spending money on higher than 4 maybe even 3 is not smart

[deep topaz]

does anyone have like a YT vid on the subject

[glad carbon]

if even

[toxic sundial]

Paca meta ong

[deep topaz]

its gonna take me a while to redownload

[glad carbon]

spt is meh

[glad carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=533TVJtYjZk

[fluid heron]

i have to mod the shit out of it to make it fun

[glad carbon]

skip to 6 mins

[fluid heron]

i used to use it to practice farming bosses n shit

but they dont act correctly anymore

they used to

[toxic sundial]

Ew gross

[fluid heron]

like new rogues wont push you

they have old rogue ai

[toxic sundial]

There's like 3 good tarkov streamers and you picked the wrong one

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/marflrt-gif-22499273

[glad carbon]

dang

[fluid heron]

same thing for raiders

they broke them

[glad carbon]

yeah new rogues with new recoil are really easy

[fluid heron]

whenever you flip the switch they dont rush you

[glad carbon]

just grab an ak74u and tap fire at head level as they roudn the corner

[fallow trellis]

just use hacks

[glad carbon]

ofc quinn

why didnt i think of that

[fallow trellis]

because im right

[glad carbon]

new 14.0 feature

[fallow trellis]

[toxic sundial]

Scav timer

Never play scav first week

[deep topaz]

oh my god the recoil actually looks usable

[toxic sundial]

Biggest mistake of my life

[fluid heron]

burst fire is actually usable now

you dont just full auto

[deep topaz]

thank god I'll actually be able to control an AR without modding it to have less than 60 vertical

[fluid heron]

should also push g36 into the meta

that gun is so fucking cheap

[glad carbon]

aesthetic m4s

g36c's

augs

[deep topaz]

ak74u my beloved

[glad carbon]

adar is really really nice now

[deep topaz]

you are just as beautiful as the day i lost you

[glad carbon]

its like stm recoil

but 5.56

[deep topaz]

i can't wait to actually be able to hit my target

[fluid heron]

yeah adar is the new one tap machine

7.62 dmrs are even better and the 7.62 assault rifles arent as

wonder if the ash 12 on full auto is usable now

[deep topaz]

i doubt it

but fal users are gonna love it

[glad carbon]

pistol are

[fluid heron]

theres an actual reason to use a full auto glock?

[glad carbon]

double action mateba is good now

i can cowboy fan the hammer

[deep topaz]

maybe pistols will have a use aside from stirrup

[glad carbon]

its worth to bring a secondary rn

[fluid heron]

eh

[glad carbon]

since you can pop scavs easy without wasting good ammo from primary you'd use on pmcs

[deep topaz]

i hope they added more toz gun parts

[fluid heron]

why

[deep topaz]

BECAUSE

[glad carbon]

i want my toz elephant rounds back

[deep topaz]

i want a toz with an actual usable MOA

[fluid heron]

why

[deep topaz]

gimmie a stupid elephant gun barrel with 0 ergo if you have to

because I want it

[fluid heron]

they could give that to you you would run it like twice and never again

and then everyone would forget about it

[deep topaz]

nuh uh

[fluid heron]

like the ks23 flashbang rounds

nobody uses that shit anymore

[deep topaz]

yeah because every map isn't factory

[fluid heron]

you dont even see it on factory

[deep topaz]

and it's probably locked behind workbench 3 with a 20 hour craft for one round

[glad carbon]

@deep topaz get in game

hurry

[fluid heron]

l3 prapor after a task

[deep topaz]

its downloading

[fluid heron]

its rfb month

taking this shit to reserve to get some ammo from raiders

[glad carbon]

lawl

prs ak74 works wonders

[fluid heron]

gonna get some nice ass armor (hopefully) a nice ass gun (hoping to god) some good ammo (fucking please)

i did not know you could spawn here

[glad carbon]

dead mf alert

gonna die to a pmc who ran there 2 seconds after he spawned

[fluid heron]

my zsh mask is bugged

it looks like its off when its on

sick

[deep topaz]

finally, PMCs discovered windex

[fluid heron]

no raider spawns

nvm i hear raiders

[glad carbon]

i wish

[fluid heron]

the filth is back

it was a scav not a raider

no raider spawns

yay drawer loot

[glad carbon]

early wipe drawer loot goes hard

[fluid heron]

green bat

going to start spitting ropes

another one

currently spitting ropes

reserve loot is so fucking good

[glad carbon]

spitting?

[fluid heron]

straight spittin ropes

[glad carbon]

why they in yo mouth

[deep topaz]

shootin ropes

[glad carbon]

why the ropes in yo mouth

[fluid heron]

spittin out ropes

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

straight braiding this rope

just grabbing everything in sight

[glad carbon]

loot like scav

[fluid heron]

i could come out of raid with a used condom and thats a net profit

im picking everything up

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[fluid heron]

price check rn how much are nixxors

[glad carbon]

75k flea

shove em in ur ass

[fluid heron]

some dude had a bare ass mdr

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1191970225718046740/Xy9PmPsldis.png?ex=65a75fc7&is=6594eac7&hm=d94d50299c82b33ac757149b8e7083b20d34a298c0b5f8dd1e7a2849db5018f7&

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-hansen-peek-hey-gif-5744948

Why do you... just take a seat.

[fluid heron]

im hearing many men

that wish death upon me

[uncut obsidian]

mid

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OEHHQN6KW2E?feature=share

[fluid heron]

should i exit camp d2?

yes

[toxic sundial]

Yeah?

[slender rock]

you got the cans of beef stew right?

[fluid heron]

perhaps

[slender rock]

👀 you better had gotten the cans

[fluid heron]

the beef stew will come to me

dont worry

[pale ingot]

just finished chapter 3 in rdr2
feel bad about sean but damn the last mission was hard as fuck

[fluid heron]

no im a bitch i extracted

[pure hatch]

Aren’t unmodded guns serviceable now with the recoil update?

[fluid heron]

yeah

[inland jackal]

Morning

[slender rock]

wait.. like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e33KWTJPvuU

[pure hatch]

Man really wanted to use a fish gun in his raid

[fluid heron]

yeah straight from the dead mans body

[slender rock]

interesting

[fluid heron]

a scav shot me in the back with a shotgun and i took 0 blunt damage

twice

[pure hatch]

Wtf

[fluid heron]

because i have plates

[pure hatch]

Ah

[fluid heron]

daddies got the fucking sugar now

[pure hatch]

Man, if you died, you’re a literal piñata

[inland jackal]

Item you literally have

[slender rock]

lol

he was loaded yo

[fluid heron]

i fixed up this ak104 yesterday using just raider shit

shit goes dummy with the new recoil update

i had 2 nixxors up my ass i cant remember how much they cost

[fluid heron]

it goes hard you have no idea

ive lived through 4 raids with it

[slender rock]

Ol relible

give 'er a little spit she'll keep tickin

[fluid heron]

i love farming raiders early game because they can have benelis which will always 100 percent of the time have a moe stock with a buttpad

[broken topaz]

Since new recoil update

you can literally just run

stock AK

Rifle is fine

[fluid heron]

i have 3 moe stocks from raiders this wipe

that sai qd i got is like 60k on the flea by itself

i also made this fucking monstrosity all from raider shit

and all this bt to feed it

[broken topaz]

BT?

PRS Is fine

:)

[fluid heron]

that sounds like some broke mf shit

[broken topaz]

You dont need armour penetration

if you hit heads

Because it either hits unarmored space and kills them

[fluid heron]

insane revelation

[broken topaz]

or they die of blunt force trauma

if it does hit the head

I died to fucking stock 7mm buckshot on like 15 meters

1 tap

[fluid heron]

well consider i basically 2 tap to the chest everyone else with this ammo and ignore plates i would rather run this

[broken topaz]

to the head

not because

it penned

but literally

blunt force

[deep topaz]

have you ever been shot in the head with buckshot

it would probably knock you out at best

[fluid heron]

yeah you instantly die

[broken topaz]

I mean yea but this is still a game with loads of whacky unrealistic shit

[fluid heron]

ive been running the zsh so i dont get killed from 50 meters with a magnum buck

[broken topaz]

I was wearing a level 4 helmet

unfortunate

[fluid heron]

i have all these mags im not gonna use because i wanna sell them on the flea

[broken topaz]

who uses 60 rounders anyway

just carry more mags

[fluid heron]

i only use it for 5.45s

[deep topaz]

i thought you couldn't sell mag5s

since they're a quest item

[fluid heron]

oh shit maybe they are banned on the flea

lemme check

[broken topaz]

also #💣tarkov-released

🤓

[glad carbon]

they have to fix this ai bullshit

yeah dude the drunk russian farmer can def shoot me from 40m away with a broken toz at night thru a forest of bushes

[fluid heron]

I LOVE RESERVE

[glad carbon]

cant even see his muzzle flashes he's behind so much shit

[fluid heron]

cant wait to scam the fuck outta people with the ak buttpads

[deep topaz]

won't need buttpads now that our PMCs have a chest

[fluid heron]

nah used for gunsmithing

[glad carbon]

why is the opsks sight mount locked to like

an 8k stock

thats less than labs cards from therapist

[fluid heron]

my favorite thing about tarkov is sometimes the found in raid bugs

or i pick something up right before i extract and nikita says fuck you

the avs rig im wearing has been beat to hell and back lmao

the rfb charging handle looks so easily breakable

[pure hatch]

It’s KelTec

They’re like that

[fluid heron]

still has complete dogsit ergo

[pure hatch]

Just like KelTecs irl

[pale ingot]

why does tarkov need to have good concepts but shit gameplay

[weak jackal]

silly devs

[pure hatch]

Those wacky KelTec engineers put all the money in coke and not QA

[fluid heron]

forgot there was a minefield here

its over

[river robin]

I am no longer muted

[weak jackal]

will never forgive tarkov devs for not adding women

cowards

[fluid heron]

my head is fucking blacked how?

[pale ingot]

like the hideout and skills system are based but the rest is ass

[pale ingot]

women aren't real silly

[pure hatch]

What is women

[fluid heron]

im throwing all my shit into the minefield insurance is gonna have a fun time finding that

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[pure hatch]

If the insurance guy is Bosnian, probably a piece or cake

[weak jackal]

last time i played i spent like 40 raids looking for wd40 to upgrade my camp only to never find any and then gave up

i then got harassed over Vc for asking to be friendly

[river robin]

@uncut obsidian

mutes me for a week for something posted here before
for something someone else directly admits to having posted right below the post I made
doesn’t mute that person
You are why brainfart is dying.

[weak jackal]

uh oh

well you are not long for this world

[pure hatch]

Where is popcorn

[uncut obsidian]

doesn't dm anyone until he gets unmuted
doesn't send the link to the said video

[river robin]

He needs other people to do his job

He is lazy

And can’t read

[pale ingot]

you'll get harassed for that, certainly

[pale ingot]

just get good at the game and shoot people before they shoot you

[uncut obsidian]

wahh wahh why am i getting stabbed?? where are the cops?? I'm not supposed to call them, they're supposed to save me!!! I'm supposed to be lazy!!!

[weak jackal]

get up and stab back!!!

bootstraps!!!

[final cedar]

stabbing?

[pale ingot]

oye blud you wanna get cheffed

[river robin]

The post RIGHT BELOW MINE admits to it and you didn’t see it.
Yes.
You are lazy.

[pure hatch]

Stabbing? Ah fuck it’s Tondo time

[pale ingot]

can we start fish reacting ryry again

[weak jackal]

tesco moment

[uncut obsidian]

Someone getting robbed? Man what a shame nobody is helping him! It would've been so cool to call the cops but i don't want to do their work!

[uncut obsidian]

i saw it
i looked through their message history and didn't find it

you didn't bother enough to DM anyone and report it

[river robin]

I don’t believe this for a fucking second lmao

[uncut obsidian]

and now you're suddenly surprised that he didn't get punished

[river robin]

Yet mods see deleted posts

Sounds like a lie to me

[uncut obsidian]

yet if it was posted a long time ago but deleted recently it won't get logged

[uncut obsidian]

someone posted a rule breaking video a long time ago and mods didn't see it = lemme repost it and then complain after getting punished for it since that guy didn't get punished

[river robin]

The golden age of brainfart is over. Femboy spamming mod reigns supreme.
And he acts like his bullshit is acceptable

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-atsume-get-real-meow-cat-cats-gif-26574405

[fluid heron]

never was a golden age this part of the server fucking sucks

[uncut obsidian]

does bro think he Falco

[deep topaz]

i am falco

[river robin]

Is this… really the best you could think of?

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-attack-punch-gif-4388051032799510551

[uncut obsidian]

no im just trolling you at this point since you don't seem to care

"I get plenty of attention I’m just bored of my current hobbies so I resort to harassing others, it’s fun." - ryry, 21 November 2023

[river robin]

Yes I am a

No I do not regret my post

Yes I am giving you shit because it’s fun

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

i love this gif

[fluid heron]

i dont

[deep topaz]

he is so oinkly

you take that back you whore

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-suspicious-suspicious-dog-squinting-squint-chihuahua-squint-gif-26088382

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-neko-atsume-me-when-me-when-i-get-you-mrtheyes-gif-4157721420697656658

i will fuck you up

[fluid heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589519755615010828/1152596260977639527/itsmrwar-1.gif

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-yoinky-sploinky-that-yoinky-sploinky-funny-cat-weird-cat-gif-25121768

[glad carbon]

they have therapist

[fluid heron]

the rapist

[glad carbon]

and maybe some cultists are

who knows

[deep topaz]

tarkov devs didn't add women since they have smaller hitbox

[glad carbon]

cant see under the mask

[fluid heron]

if the cultists have tall goth girls ill join up

[river robin]

Tarkov devs didn’t add women because they’ve never seen women

Duh

[glad carbon]

cultists are lameass larpers

[fluid heron]

what are they larping

[glad carbon]

scientology

[fluid heron]

lmao

[glad carbon]

lamo

[uncut obsidian]

cruisingllama

[weak jackal]

playable women

devs said women weren't strong enough mentally for combat

so no women

[glad carbon]

😩

damn

f1 voiceline as a woman after dunking on some idiots on labs

[river robin]

Women in the AO

[final cedar]

whats with llama

[uncut obsidian]

cruising

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/777234151304331305.gif

[glad carbon]

hitting the cruising spots

[weak jackal]

me running to extraction with 5 bitcoins shoved up my ass

[glad carbon]

smh fake fan

[fluid heron]

look at what i found

[glad carbon]

we all know you can only get 4 up there before nikitia tells you that 5 is rmt

[river robin]

It’s your morning ride. The garbage truck.

[glad carbon]

give it here bucko

[weak jackal]

laura croft

[fluid heron]

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

what kinda garbage trucks you see wtf

[fluid heron]

that is not a garbage truck

[river robin]

Blind fucker spotted!
Doesn’t see truck on the left!

[glad carbon]

i saw it

thats a dump truck

[fluid heron]

thats a cement mixer

[river robin]

He doesn’t understand jokes

[glad carbon]

not garbage you moron

[fluid heron]

this ryry dudes a fucking idiot

[glad carbon]

what joke???

[river robin]

You
You’re the joke

[fluid heron]

there isnt a single garbage truck here

[glad carbon]

not feeding him

dont feed

[fluid heron]

i see why he was muted

[river robin]

They fear me

[fluid heron]

yeah sure bucko

[pale ingot]

we found him

[fluid heron]

already hearing gunshots in lighthouse time to third party someone farming raiders

i mean rogues

[river robin]

Yeah we found a pic of him that’s why I posted it.
He’s the crying child.

[fluid heron]

yay bt

[pale ingot]

you are literally him bro 🔥

[glad carbon]

:DDD

[fluid heron]

do new rogues open this door when they are here?

[river robin]

You’re trying very hard but while I’m really him, you’re just ham.

[fluid heron]

old rogues did

[pale ingot]

wtf kinda roast is this

you are not cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115781420166684735/1168958570839154748/asdsadsdsdsdsd.gif?ex=65a6b701&is=65944201&hm=f0e11b731a8bbadb25dd44070339fc96c7fbd97344e5aa65296db7acd0dd9544&

[fluid heron]

alright the only good loot spawn is empty

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to _fatraccoon

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

dog ears?

[river robin]

Furry

[weak jackal]

what the dog doin

[fluid heron]

gettin buff

[final cedar]

reading

[fluid heron]

while ry ry is gaining mass and being a little bitch

[final cedar]

somethings written on the wall

[deep topaz]

depends on what you want. could do a tenderloin, shank, round, rump, and more. just gotta know what kind of meal you're looking for

[river robin]

Thinnest skin on the planet.

[fluid heron]

no im coolin

[river robin]

He understands.

[fluid heron]

i dont care

[pale ingot]

you have small balls

and no dick

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to ryryry.

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[glad carbon]

how

[deep topaz]

don't flame me just cause I want to make sure you get the correct cut of meat for your dinner

[river robin]

You’re a blessing.
Keep on keeping on.

[fluid heron]

i was gonna look at your pfp but theres too many mfs called metro

[final cedar]

[fluid heron]

bro is one in a krillion

[river robin]

[oblique spire]

what

[final cedar]

I don't see anyone else called metro

[fluid heron]

a little bitcoin

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-animals-skater-dog-cruisin-move-it-the-pet-collective-gif-14519995

[oblique spire]

k

[final cedar]

remind me, do they tie the value of a bitcoin to the IRL rate?

[glad carbon]

how much is it worth rn

[deep topaz]

they used to

[fluid heron]

i have literally no idea

[glad carbon]

i think they stopped

[deep topaz]

they nerfed it because people were making too much money

[glad carbon]

after it hit like 20k usd a coin and the ingame market was going crazy

[final cedar]

that was fun, cause I remember the tarkov gang freaking out back in 2019

ye

[fluid heron]

bro there are no rogues im fucking scared

[gusty willow]

Who plays lethal company?

[deep topaz]

furries

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to srgtofdeath

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

[fluid heron]

people who have friends to play with

[final cedar]

birb smoking

[fluid heron]

ie nobody in here

[gusty willow]

Probably

[river robin]

I mean… not entirely false.

[gusty willow]

What's a friend

[final cedar]

stop projecting raccoon boy

[gusty willow]

Anyways I leave this for you people

[river robin]

Oh
This

[fluid heron]

i whiffed 5 shots and this rogue almost one tapped me across the map

[deep topaz]

less yappin more tappin

[river robin]

He’s stopping his gaming to type every 30 seconds

[fluid heron]

i have time to yap while i hide and wait for them to get back on the turrets

[gusty willow]

28k download the buttplug mod

[fluid heron]

i literally just have to wait

[gusty willow]

Wait quietly

[fluid heron]

they blacked my arm

i am insanely fucked

im just gonna watch shit on my phone till they leave me alone

[river robin]

Bold of you to assume they will

[fluid heron]

they eventually will

yep back on the turrets

[gusty willow]

Holy shit is 1am

I should be asleep

[deep topaz]

then sleep

[fluid heron]

the rogues are fucking aimbotting the shit outta me

i just gotta sit and fucking suck my thumb

[deep topaz]

just pull out your spare ghzel

[fluid heron]

i did just get a full dura avs

[deep topaz]

just hold it in front of you and run out

double armor rating

or throw flashbang

[glad carbon]

lmao

[fluid heron]

im trapped on the roof

[glad carbon]

just wait a bit

then run down when they arent aggro

[fluid heron]

they arent running down

feel like i just got dropped into an old rogue game they arent not pushing me

[glad carbon]

how

which building are ya in

closest to trainyard?

[fluid heron]

the second

[glad carbon]

try vaulting onto the staircase if you can

from the roof

[gusty willow]

@final cedar wanna see what I bought myself?

[final cedar]

yees

[gusty willow]

This is Bob. He's having a existential crisis.

[fluid heron]

i died

[glad carbon]

cool

[glad carbon]

😭

[deep topaz]

bananer

[gusty willow]

Thanks 😊

[glad carbon]

ok

[gusty willow]

No just yellow hoodie

[gusty willow]

Indeed

[deep topaz]

looks like banan

[gusty willow]

Lemme do a better Pic

@deep topaz @final cedar

[glad carbon]

the kirasa is pretty good @fluid heron

can put level 4 plates in and it has neck and side coverage

[fluid heron]

mhm

well i have a gen4 so

[glad carbon]

level 4 plates are only like 30k too

[fluid heron]

the plate system has made most armors way cheaper

[glad carbon]

yeah

[lyric horizon]

...since when are you brainfart exiled?

[fluid heron]

its fucking amazing

[glad carbon]

when i posted

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

someone in offtopic reported it instead of asking me to my face

[deep topaz]

i love it when someone makes something out of nothing for no good reason

[lyric horizon]

bro snitched on gifs

[glad carbon]

its not like im the only guy posting gifs in there either

literally everyone in ther edoes it

[fluid heron]

the amount of snitches in the server is fucking wild

[gusty willow]

Didn't you post it like 20 times in a min?

[glad carbon]

i posted it 3 times in a day

[lyric horizon]

...including me yet i try to keep my ass away from brainfart exile

[gusty willow]

Isn't that excessive?

[glad carbon]

like 3 times within 24 hours isnt really excessive

theres like 600 messages between em

[deep topaz]

guilty of reposting an image

he must hang

[fluid heron]

fuck rogues im farming raiders

[glad carbon]

guilt of posting funny cat

[glad carbon]

get the bunker quest to kill em

[lyric horizon]

I imagine it was like: WATERMELON CAT?

https://tenor.com/view/trevor-kills-johnny-trevor-johnny-klebitz-gta-5-gif-17068380157382888898

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/fog-fog-horn-spongebob-the-fog-scary-gif-25590686

[fluid heron]

made the same rfb again

also great spawn

[glad carbon]

how cheap

[fluid heron]

i just paid for the rfb

[glad carbon]

also why not just slap a 2x on there if you're gonna go basement

[fluid heron]

cuz i like the elcan

[glad carbon]

like 26k for that instead of a 50k scope

[deep topaz]

at least he's not a vudu nerd

[fluid heron]

i ran the vudu 0 times last wipe

i would use the keycard with blue marking g28 barter to get its optic and the gun

[glad carbon]

jeez

the optic is like 50k on flea

because its a 1-8x

[fluid heron]

just found this

on a goddam raider boyyyy

[glad carbon]

@main moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xztpPIvCX8A

[fluid heron]

nikita wants me to run the sr25

[glad carbon]

naw

how good are raider spawns?

80%?

[fluid heron]

they are almost garunteed

[glad carbon]

oh cool

ill run mp9 then

go down and get some loot

[fluid heron]

i think its like a 30 percent on level flip and around 50 for them to just be spawned in the bunker

and even if they dont spawn you can just loot the filing cabinets

[glad carbon]

how many pmcs you fight?

[fluid heron]

0 so far

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1191970225718046740/Xy9PmPsldis.png?ex=65a75fc7&is=6594eac7&hm=d94d50299c82b33ac757149b8e7083b20d34a298c0b5f8dd1e7a2849db5018f7&

@fluid heron what servers

[fluid heron]

not telling

hunting down this pmc i shot by blood trail

nvm it was a raider he had a fucking val

with the most expensive mags in teh fucking game

[marsh geode]

Fruit Punch anomaly

but cum

[fluid heron]

the cum punch anomaly?

you think theres anyone exit camping in d2 or am i safe?

[glad carbon]

holy sex

[glad carbon]

dead as fuck

you got a red rebel

[fluid heron]

yep

[glad carbon]

use it

[inland jackal]

Greenthings

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

a scav just spawned in my face

[glad carbon]

frogs

[fluid heron]

i dont have the paracord for the exit

[glad carbon]

dang

[fluid heron]

nah it should be fine tho i havent heard anyones footsteps

[glad carbon]

he doesnt know]

[fluid heron]

i just heard a man nvm

[glad carbon]

0 speed crouch walking makes no noise

only clientside

[fluid heron]

i heard a man twist

[glad carbon]

not to other players

[glad carbon]

maybe scav?

bait a nade

[inland jackal]

[fluid heron]

yeah i heard scav yell i already threw one

[inland jackal]

Throw 5 zaryas

[fluid heron]

he had a little pimped ass shotgun

there was another

the other one might have been player scav

scav was shooting me with magnum buck no wonder he fucked me up so bad

[inland jackal]

Btw how do you differentiate scavs and pmcs

[glad carbon]

you think it would be worth scavving reserve to hunt raiders?

[pale ingot]

finished the mission where you save Jack in rdr2 and got done with the party afterwards, cant help my curiosity so i'm gonna boot up red dead online for a while

[glad carbon]

gear

clothes

voice lines

[pale ingot]

put a bandaid on it

[inland jackal]

Bandits in stalker

[fluid heron]

unless you are doing the raiders that spawn for armored train no

you could just go into bunker late and start looting and hope you dont die to an extract camper

[glad carbon]

alright bestie

scav extracts are way easier than pmcs tho so extract campers aint an issue

go underground, flip level, kill raiders, leave thru surface

[fluid heron]

yeah im fucking leaving

[glad carbon]

im sure they'll be killed 90% of the time tho

[fluid heron]

d2 time

i already know all the rat spots in d2

[fluid heron]

this sr25 is gonna serve me well

[slender rock]

Stalker cross posting to Gizzardlizards

👀

[pale ingot]

[glad carbon]

lame

[slender rock]

😦

[fluid heron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHw8nADA3Kc

learned how to farm em from this

[slender rock]

Light, man shutcho ass up

[glad carbon]

ill watch this rn

[fluid heron]

the percentages for spawns have been buffed since this but its still accurate

[slender rock]

exiled dummy

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[pale ingot]

you re idiot

[fluid heron]

shit was too easy

[glad carbon]

nice

are bosses as common as raiders?

wanna get a rr

[fluid heron]

idk check the wiki

i only had prespawned raiders

[glad carbon]

aye aye capn

[fluid heron]

and i got an smt

its sp5 ammo

rip

[glad carbon]

still real good

[fluid heron]

yeah

but asval is stinky compared to the vss

[glad carbon]

they're all the same really

[fluid heron]

vss gets better recoil for less

[glad carbon]

recoil doesnt matter a ton

9x39 fmj is such a shit addition

its like uhh

having 90 9x18 rounds

they all do the same

[fluid heron]

way too much shit

[glad carbon]

this one is just worse than sp5 and doesnt even have lower durabiility burn

[fluid heron]

honestly 30 rounders are kinda fucking pointless on the vals

since you overheat so fast

[glad carbon]

the new 9x39s are pretty good

[fluid heron]

but mfs pay alot for them so idc

[glad carbon]

mag size is limiting but idk

they sohuld havre 10 rounders

[fluid heron]

i think they do

or are you talking about the new 9x39 guns

i havent seen them once

alright im running out of m62s and m80s i got off raiders so im gonna use a 5.45 gun

why is the rfb so long the fuck?

[final cedar]

take the can off

[fluid heron]

oh its cuz i have the mag out

its not even that long it just looks long because its a like a 1x8

1x5

in no world does this take up 5 slots

the icon size is fucking tiny

[glad carbon]

its legit 3 slots in the icon lmao

[final cedar]

ain't silencer taking up another square?

[fluid heron]

goated ak or shitty ak

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bzgav.gif

[fluid heron]

nvms ones 7.62 ones 5.45

i have some 7.62 bp lying around

they arent even that far off on recoil

the 5.45 is 42 and the 7.62 is like 60

and the 7.62 i paid like 20k rubles for

nikita needs to fucking increase cultist spawn

only on customs tho

i think they are a 5 percent spawn on customs

and their loot usually isnt even good

this is an actual gun that can drop

[glad carbon]

make cultist loot better

increase spawn rate

[fluid heron]

no they can drop insane fucking armor

well it would be insane if it wasnt the current patch

[glad carbon]

yeah but you gotta kill em while they're wearing it

[pale ingot]

braaarp.. ... pprrtrt.. brrprtr.. prrrt...

[glad carbon]

and they have boss levels of HP

[fluid heron]

well they dont wear helmets

and they will stand still until you take a shot

and they have predictable ai

[fluid heron]

they used to be really good for farming because they can drop hexgrids

but since now hexgrids only cover what they actually cover instead of your entire chest

i have so much fucking bt

[glad carbon]

like

2 mags of each maybe

[main moon]

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

im just gonna run an mdr to start getting rid of the 556 ammo

[main moon]

[fluid heron]

my stash is so fucking messy

[glad carbon]

YOOO

red ak build can be real

[fluid heron]

one can believe

time to roll out back to reserve and slay pussy

[glad carbon]

m700 gyatt mags

[fluid heron]

i wanna try to farm train raiders but i know im gonna get my head exploded

these spawns are way too good im already in bunker

[eager igloo]

Be like Ivan and just go play minecraft

[fluid heron]

i just found a goddam raid bag

[eager igloo]

Cringy ahh game

Why do you have furry pfp

[fluid heron]

why are you so annoying?

[eager igloo]

No funy

Answer the questions

[oblique spire]

(I don't think he realises there's a tarkov chat)

[fluid heron]

tarkov chat is cringe

[oblique spire]

so

[eager igloo]

And frog is exiled

[oblique spire]

skill issue

[eager igloo]

Cringe game, cringe chat, what did you expect

[fluid heron]

the cringe is overflowing overwhelming

[glad carbon]

M700 with uhh

[eager igloo]

Btw why ak-12 monolith has an option aim through canted sight while it has no canted sight

Only laser

Which is poorly visible

[glad carbon]

specter dr

and bcp

just pop raiders in the skull

[inland jackal]

How the fuck did you become an exile?

[slender rock]

the fattsacc

[glad carbon]

posted

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[fluid heron]

how much are mp5 drum mags

[inland jackal]

Thats... It?

[fluid heron]

yes

that is it

[inland jackal]

Damn

[fluid heron]

my helmet actually saved me

[inland jackal]

How is it every time i stop coming here for a bit and come back, the server is worse

[digital tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-2023-free-gif-27326264

[glad carbon]

madi says i posted too many gifs but like

everyone posts gifs in offtopic

[fluid heron]

its offtopic why does it matter

[glad carbon]

it just says no memes, not "no gifs"

[glad carbon]

its also tarkov chat and wherever else

[digital tundra]

orange cat rizz

[fluid heron]

thats why im talking about tarkov here and not some lame ass place like that

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cat-catch-gif-7953800

[inland jackal]

If I can do that shit in newbies chat and get off with a verbal warning, while TRYING to get caught. Then you should get that too in offtopic, tf?

[glad carbon]

they didnt even warn me

"hey stop posting gifs"

[fluid heron]

fucking sick raider mp133

with an moe stock

[glad carbon]

no 7 round tube

garbage

[fluid heron]

it doesnt matter

[glad carbon]

might as well delete it

[fluid heron]

you just want the stock

some dude pmc tried to kill me with a ump

[digital tundra]

yeah whatever

[glad carbon]

i dont want the stock

i got like 4 of em

[fluid heron]

well heres another

and a fuckin ulach lets go

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-drink-it-gif-25340906

eft soundtrack is such a banger

sitting in stash sorting shit out

[fluid heron]

i am so heavy

waddling my fat ass down to d2

[glad carbon]

waddle waddle

[fluid heron]

one of the raiders dropped a mule

so im no longer waddling

[glad carbon]

lucky duck

[fluid heron]

i was only in it for 7 minutes

im already extracting

that was freakin epic dude

[glad carbon]

another victory for the ogs

[fluid heron]

i was at 70kgs

[glad carbon]

whats that in freedomunits

[fluid heron]

i dont know because i am a freedom man

it sounds like alot tho

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian alo

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[glad carbon]

madi are you doing minecraft stuff

[fluid heron]

i have so many grenades

[glad carbon]

got a case?

[fluid heron]

perhaps

[glad carbon]

i should glitch into marked room

i think

[fluid heron]

can you still do that?

[glad carbon]

get free ammo cases

idk prolly

my last 5 scavs have had m700 with scopes

[glad carbon]

wtf

[glad carbon]

missing 3gt stim

so close

[fluid heron]

and if i told you i had an injectors case

[glad carbon]

coulda had ur samples quest done

[glad carbon]

lies

[fluid heron]

yeah i am

i have a few condors

[uncut obsidian]

tyes

[fluid heron]

are mmacs even meta rigs anymore?

[fluid heron]

im having to shove everything down to the bottom of my stash im too loaded

[pale ingot]

wtf do you NEED to do matchmaking in red dead online to actually do missions

ive been running the intro and im at the part where you go speak to that horse thief

i cant just do the mission solo?

[fluid heron]

no you can do them solo

oh that one

nah

[glad carbon]

uhhh

[pale ingot]

how long am i gonna

oh nvm i entered a loading screen

[glad carbon]

any armor that is plates and kevlar is good

[pale ingot]

gimme a sec

[fluid heron]

i think mmac is just plates

[glad carbon]

stops all blunt damage

[fluid heron]

wait

[glad carbon]

and takes like 2x the normal ammo

[fluid heron]

that means the avs rig is meta

[glad carbon]

prolly yeah

apparently tier 3 plates + kevlar takes like

[fluid heron]

they drop on rogues and raiders all the time

[glad carbon]

30 pst rounds

when it used to be like

6

[fluid heron]

what do i do with all these vog grenades

[inland jackal]

throw them

[glad carbon]

wait until grenadier

go farm raiders for 60 round ak mags

[fluid heron]

or

[glad carbon]

yeah

[fluid heron]

i died with 2 in my secure

[inland jackal]

veri nais

[glad carbon]

dang

need 3

[fluid heron]

these afaks are like 40k a pop

[glad carbon]

found i nraid

[fluid heron]

wait how much is a full ibueprofen

its prolly not as much due to the changes to painkillers

30k 😦

[glad carbon]

like uhh

30k

yeah

vaseline is more

[fluid heron]

didnt they used to be like 50k?

[glad carbon]

its not jsut the painkiller change

its also it takes a ton of water from u

so vaseline is better in that regard

also faster i think

[fluid heron]

im just doing the adrenaline meta

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal

[inland jackal]

lol

[glad carbon]

smh

xray texture pack

cant believe u madi

[glad carbon]

is it good?

[inland jackal]

no wonder madi was getting mad stacks of diamonds

[fluid heron]

yeah its only a 60 second painkiller

[glad carbon]

I just use the shitty blisterpack pk

the cheapass one

real fast to use and i can just sprint off from combat with it then heal whatever is blacked

[uncut obsidian]

shaders*

[fluid heron]

i got even more bt from lats raid

[glad carbon]

the gym raid

[oblique spire]

I need to play more eft

i am falling behind i feel

[glad carbon]

want*

[oblique spire]

still at like level 9

[inland jackal]

37.5C fever les go

[glad carbon]

gone fishing

[oblique spire]

I need one fucking packet of noodles for the fat fuck

[fluid heron]

im level 14

[oblique spire]

true

[fluid heron]

i usually am completel dogshit

i dont know why im doing so good this wipe

[glad carbon]

recoil

armor

[oblique spire]

gonna play some more after i finish holding back the germans

[glad carbon]

people cant get good ammo

[cunning tree]

the recoil rework is so awesome

i've actually been able to run stock guns

[fluid heron]

i already have so much good ammo

[glad carbon]

none from traders

[cunning tree]

5.45 is really really good this wipe

[fluid heron]

i found an armor repair kit in an airdrop and ive been just unstopabble

[cunning tree]

krinkov is probably the best early game gun now tbh

[glad carbon]

how is bro so lucky

wtf

[fluid heron]

i have like an 8 kd

im way too fucking lucky bsg gon ban my ass

[cunning tree]

my survival rate last wipe was 35% its 70% this wipe

[glad carbon]

so true bestie

[fluid heron]

i was running around with a gen 4 not that long ago

[glad carbon]

honestly

neck protection is the meta

neck/chest

[fluid heron]

with this fucking HAWG

[glad carbon]

back and sides dont matter

[glad carbon]

thats like 90% of that quest ak

the zentico one

[fluid heron]

most of this came on the raider i got it from

i still needa mod that sr25 i got from that raider

[pale ingot]

jorkling that swemfupitilimutunasfnnsnss

[fluid heron]

some dipshit just sold these 2 to fence

thorax armos fell off hard

[pale ingot]

ion even know what this entails

is that like the wrong place to sell that kinda shit

did you just pull a profit

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian testing new shader

[pale ingot]

buying cheap shit and selling it for more schmeckles

[fluid heron]

i just pulled the biggest bag

both good ak muzzle brakes

[glad carbon]

good on ya

[inland jackal]

yoo there are fish shadows

[fluid heron]

why is it so blue

[glad carbon]

because water is blue

[pale ingot]

major bag alert

[fluid heron]

shit looks like a cobalt mine

[pale ingot]

SPONGEBOB ME BOY

[pale ingot]

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

ARGARGARGARGARGARG

[slender rock]

wat?

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal

we need to install that proximity voice plugin ngl

[fluid heron]

if you saw me round the corner how dead are you on a scale of 1-10

[glad carbon]

i dont fuckin know

[uncut obsidian]

gamer girl backpack

[fluid heron]

if i saw a man like this this early wipe i would be shitting my pants

i would fill my pants with shit so fast

[fluid heron]

alright how about now

[pale ingot]

cheesy ass skull bandana

[fluid heron]

alright ill put on the shroud mask

goddam thats looks like ass

[pale ingot]

ok go back to the skull bandana if you really want one thats some ass

[glad carbon]

@fluid heron it all looks the same

[fluid heron]

its only use is for kappa

alright putting on a full gasmask

[pale ingot]

no bro the 1 thin layer of cloth is gonna save you from dying because of a .50 AE in your skull

[fluid heron]

i put the shades on that have class 1 armor

i think it stops like 9x19 rip and thats it

[pale ingot]

i think its pretty awesome that they made me meet THE Mr. CRIP in red dead online

[fluid heron]

alright i spent 180k rubles on some pants

well spent

[inland jackal]

yes

[pale ingot]

PISS YOURSELF!!!

[fluid heron]

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal all the dark magic spells are cool

[pale ingot]

shart your pants..

[glad carbon]

threads is good and theres some weird like

[fluid heron]

them shits gucci

[glad carbon]

seismic one

[fluid heron]

thaumcraft is the best minecraft mod ever and nobody can say otherwise

[slender rock]

[fluid heron]

what shader is this

[inland jackal]

UShader

[glad carbon]

urshader

[inland jackal]

[fluid heron]

personally more of a complementary unbound kind of guy

sometimes i fuck around with sildurs for pretty water

[inland jackal]

the clouds look absolutely ass

[fluid heron]

is there also weird gaps in blocks?

[inland jackal]

not that i saw any

[fluid heron]

doing this fixed it for me

bro ive been playing with a fucking zsh for so many raids that i thought the wind was an airdrop because im wearing ears now

[fluid heron]

this door is never closed a raider spawned in here

pro tip

nvm im tweaking not a pro tip