🎪bruh-fart

[open turret]

story wise tried to do something different but failed and mp was a mess and not true to og bf players

[oblique spire]

For me the characters were just "Eh"

apart from the guy thats in the car at the start

telling you to shoot the glass

he was based

[inland jackal]

ramirez

[oblique spire]

wrong game smh

[inland jackal]

no way

[oblique spire]

||Then he FUCKING died ||

[mystic bluff]

I remember all the characters but I didn't feel much for them yeah

[inland jackal]

get to the burgir town

[mystic bluff]

I'm still mad about campo

[oblique spire]

was that the guy in the car?

or was he the guy that got fucked up by the su-25

[inland jackal]

nah, its cause of the china girl

[oblique spire]

or wait no su-25 was bf3

[mystic bluff]

Yes

[open turret]

yeah that

[mystic bluff]

I'm talking bf3

[oblique spire]

ah

ye

[mystic bluff]

I liked him

[oblique spire]

poor guy got fucked up by the frogfoot

[mystic bluff]

That frog so foot

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-gif-22461391

literally

[mystic bluff]

Anyway the best campaign mission ever was the assault on tehran

Can't lie

[oblique spire]

what was that mission again

[mystic bluff]

I loved attack helis but people should kill themselves

[oblique spire]

oh nvm

uhhh

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169463878153928784/1191352316486500413/238ca0e3c535344d174f76ec8eb3d999aec754244efa326606a4715d3466bc4b.png?ex=65a5204e&is=6592ab4e&hm=20b4f86829ea35fbffcfe861d05e78b39a8b69e570ed0d2dfc28416a8c9827de&

[mystic bluff]

They attack tehran

[oblique spire]

the funny iraq looking mf right

I remember now

[mystic bluff]

Huh

[open turret]

not my poor city

[oblique spire]

one part you sneak around at night

[mystic bluff]

No

Not the sniper mission

The assault

[oblique spire]

hiding from Al qaeda mfs

this one

is the mission where the truck gets fucked up right

[oblique spire]

and then you sneak because they overpower the US

[mystic bluff]

The one where you carry a mortar

[open turret]

last mission in cop car was also good

[mystic bluff]

Not the tank mission

[mystic bluff]

You'll never win

[open turret]

it was rigged from the start

[inland jackal]

cracktor simulator

[oblique spire]

one of us is schizophrenic

[mystic bluff]

The night map

You see the skyline of tehran

Then rush in with a mortar

Mission where they say I survived a t90

[inland jackal]

imo best mission in the british campaign is the one with tanks

[oblique spire]

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say i might be the schizophrenic one in this exchange

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444378195110658058/1191618418365976576/Screenshot_20240101_163820.png?ex=65a61822&is=6593a322&hm=6e3f437f95f926d034ea7bc6a803419fcca7f5d2724c08524e4b041a92b2e0ad&

[mystic bluff]

The mission you're referring to is post the highway of death mission

Where they pick up Blackburn

And then Miller gets executed next mission

[open turret]

now i fully remember
it was the third or fourth mission after the attack of borders and the mc was on rooftops
then u get to city at night with a lot of friendly and foe troops waiting

[uncut obsidian]

poor thing

[inland jackal]

best bf game

[oblique spire]

true

[mystic bluff]

Boyfriend game.. whwaaat

[oblique spire]

i think im piecing it together now

There's the highway of death

and either before or after that

[mystic bluff]

Roblox

[oblique spire]

the one where one of your boy's gets hit by a sniper

[mystic bluff]

That's the first mission kek

[pastel quartz]

Is that an ASS Valtorez?

[oblique spire]

Ok so before highway then

[mystic bluff]

Highway happened before sniper rooftop

[oblique spire]

Sniper moment, then fastfoward, highway, and then the night siege

i am confused now

[mystic bluff]

Cuz during gighway rooftop you find the execution spot

[inland jackal]

works well and was 50 points less than mosin

[pastel quartz]

Didn't even realize you can start with one

[inland jackal]

as a monolith

[pastel quartz]

loners get that poopy smg

[river zealot]

der autobahn

[oblique spire]

I need to do another gamma run

I think its monolithing time

everything else i just get bored with in like 5 days

[river zealot]

i think you need to get some bitches

[open turret]

its fine i've done ||worse to my pp||

[oblique spire]

Same, artyom

[river zealot]

[oblique spire]

listen i play war thunder, tarkov and tarkov arena

and so do you

we are forever doomed artyom

[pastel quartz]

Artyom all you had to do was follow the damn train

[mystic bluff]

Snip snip

[open turret]

it was a joke

[river zealot]

you get scared of ingame explosions

i get scared of real life explosions

we are not the same

[open turret]

surly i won't do that

[oblique spire]

that's crazy

but bold of you to assume i get scared by ingame explosions

[uncut obsidian]

you get scared of ingame women

[oblique spire]

I only get scared of hearing "FIX BAYONETS!"

[river zealot]

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/ww1-ww1charge-charge-passchendaele-gif-21867981

[open turret]

that time i got scared to piss incounter strtike just because valve put women screaming in wc

[pastel quartz]

my nips are getting hard from the cold should close the window soon

wc

[river zealot]

motorbikes are fucking scary

they have the same sound as a drone

[oblique spire]

[inland jackal]

and capture the dark one

[oblique spire]

when's someone gonna make a squad-like ww1 game

Squad '18 when

[river zealot]

i mean

play foxhole

same shit

ww1 is boring

[oblique spire]

i wanna hold out against krauts in an FPS with my buddies

[river zealot]

you sit 3 days in a trench

you run throught no mans land

all of you die from a single mg nest

[oblique spire]

funny

Just let me hold out against krauts damnit

you know shits gone bad when your commander yells through the trenches "FIX BAYONETS!"

[river zealot]

you know donbass is kinda like ww1

you should come here

[oblique spire]

that's crazy

[river zealot]

exprience it irl

way better than playing games

[inland jackal]

no hud makes it interesting

[oblique spire]

perhaps

[river zealot]

[oblique spire]

check dms frfr

[slender rock]

[open turret]

true ww2 much better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111141368895635518/1190281115391504434/BbkuwBY2l9rIfvbp.mp4?ex=65a13aac&is=658ec5ac&hm=5cfc3b93c22971bd6f7923e9e650aec25e5a7d30ae221ac999833b5c19aab228&

[oblique spire]

peak comedy

[mystic bluff]

the only time germans can have comedy is when war crimes

[oblique spire]

based

[open turret]

my gf had a hard day
but i told her my boobs are softer
somwhow she became even sadder smh

[crimson flame]

no boobs?

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[mystic bluff]

she's sadder cuz she couldn't see me today 😔

[open turret]

no there is nothing for me to grab

[mystic bluff]

yeah there won't be

after i'm done

:3

[open turret]

:3

[mystic bluff]

you're next

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1190302824572133427/RDT_20231228_165845.mp4?ex=65a14ee4&is=658ed9e4&hm=85751aa2cfa4d841b900e5204baadc0a92bc569cfb89e1965f98b021d1621c1c&

[mystic bluff]

when you see an american that fat firing a gun you know he is a professional

[lament vapor]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1741980855176745034

[open turret]

at least i will be able to grab on smth

[mystic bluff]

i presumably cant send the gif so this is best you get

[open turret]

madi will be next fr

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1147265954238181386/1190258038234427542/titsndick2.jpg?ex=65a1252e&is=658eb02e&hm=ae55082f779baf760da82439dda32c503d6f01250d06ea1b81e02dd1038939a9&

[mystic bluff]

Got Dam

[mystic bluff]

nyuh uh

[open turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/232710179496525824/1129918351871836210/caption-6-3.gif?ex=65a31d77&is=6590a877&hm=df4247378c426a8c1b57e45f3549ca48e0ef02c54e699757e8e9d144f39c7bb4&

[prisma quiver]

Are gartic phone invites allowed here

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbledore-pirate-scallywags-scurvy-pirate-dumbledore-can't-win-with-gif-18093301929869923371

[inland jackal]

how many patches does aslan need

[storm stream]

as many as you can get

[sage otter]

@stone blade 2hours later still not dead

Insane performance

[stone blade]

WORLD RECORD

[sage otter]

[wide basin]

https://i.imgur.io/qIXzifo.mp4

@winged chasm

[uncut obsidian]

@glad carbon you get brainfart access back
but there's a nuance

[glad carbon]

yeah i saw it

was wondering wtf i posted to get muted

[uncut obsidian]

just too much brainfarting in offtopic

[glad carbon]

😩

but its the chat to talk about anything

[mystic bluff]

this fart so brain ... 💔

[glad carbon]

thats what the descriptor says

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/froge-frog-petting-frog-mmmmyes-pet-froge-speech-bubble-gif-25250684

[placid sail]

you were misled, orange cat

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cat-catch-gif-7953800

[placid sail]

offtopic isn't for everything, it's reddit

brainfart is for everything

[glad carbon]

offtopic is for talking about games

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fat-fat-cat-standing-cat-standing-gif-10735767612654393346

is thi

s u?

[mystic bluff]

errrr ewww

[glad carbon]

@midnight tree ok yeah its industrial evo

not nexerelin

[placid sail]

it's for talking about everything, except stalker, except posting too many memes, except posting memes that are too spicy, except frogposting, except spamming, etc...

[uncut obsidian]

guys offtopic is NOT used for frog posting! do NOT post frogs in offtopic!

[mystic bluff]

ummm what the deuce

[placid sail]

keep yourself safe

[uncut obsidian]

you'll get killed bro

the murder of frog is coming

[glad carbon]

still outlawed?

[uncut obsidian]

was never inlawed

or how you say it

[glad carbon]

visit the inlaws

[placid sail]

boykisser memes arouse madi, they're outlawed everywhere

[mystic bluff]

i love j'ing out when people try to kill me on the airfield

[mystic bluff]

not wrong

[glad carbon]

madi did you get swept out to the sea yet

[uncut obsidian]

i loved joining those community servers on war thunder where you get unlimited respawns and no ammo for like air formations and stuff

i just rammed into people

[weak jackal]

FROG

YOU GOT EXILED

NOOO

[placid sail]

orange cat always belonged here

it was a matter of thyme

[mystic bluff]

i thought those were just for test flying shit you dont have or sm

[glad carbon]

idk

[uncut obsidian]

no

[wild urchin]

[mystic bluff]

havent played one of those for years

[uncut obsidian]

huh, no, you still are able to only use planes that you have

[glad carbon]

can you just remove the exile i dont wanna be in this channel

[mystic bluff]

i love free premium

[glad carbon]

brainfart is for scrubs

[placid sail]

you'll come back

they always come back

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-old-lady-laugh-evil-witch-gif-5182128

[glad carbon]

i didnt even petition to get this channel back

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-elster-ariane-hug-cute-gif-9916814234990740067

oomf down

[glad carbon]

madi just fucked me

ingame

[mystic bluff]

that so

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal you use that mod yet

its pretty gooooood

[weak jackal]

using now

:D

[glad carbon]

yeh yeh

[uncut obsidian]

waluigi

[glad carbon]

no u

@weak jackal what'd you even send to get muted for a week

[pastel quartz]

I can't believe that @weak jackal is muted for a week

that is so sad

[grizzled meadow]

You brainfarted too much

[placid sail]

f-word is a good start

||focaccia||

[weak jackal]

women kissing during the femboy purge and got muted for sass

[weak jackal]

yeag

[glad carbon]

you werent even there

[glad carbon]

it was ontopic for offtopic

[pastel quartz]

nice guy grok

not just banning you forever

[placid sail]

sassiest lesbian robot

[weak jackal]

tomfoolery afoot

[uncut obsidian]

this u?

this is just a fraction of it

[glad carbon]

the watermelon cat is a classic

they love it

[uncut obsidian]

the government disagrees

[placid sail]

I tend to forget how much of a snowflake city offtopic is

truly a reddit

[inland jackal]

i think we can have an early server start

[glad carbon]

good thing ur just a volunteer

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[inland jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=65a3278a&is=6590b28a&hm=abece87f3634ab3ec0beda05defed2e35a7aa5cf5bde977d923932f8904e28d3&

its funny cause its a gif

[grizzled meadow]

I am omnipresent

[uncut obsidian]

Need to gather those who want to join first

[glad carbon]

hi omnipresent

[mystic bluff]

match was going well until i realized this

(i am surrounded by enemies and all my teammates are dead)

[river zealot]

why are you exiled

[glad carbon]

watermelon cat

no one reported me or complained about it to me tho

[inland jackal]

i need to see the definition of exiled

how to do the bot

@uncut obsidian

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Exiled

[inland jackal]

lol

[dreamy flax]

📚 Exile ( | 'ɛgzaɪl )

• The act of expelling a person from their native land
• A person who is voluntarily absent from home or country
• Expel from a country
• A person who is expelled from home or country by authority

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-cat-based-cat-me-literalmente-yo-gif-27439468

[pastel quartz]

oh that's a thing?

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Brainfart

📚 Serbia ( | 'sɝrbiʌ )

• A historical region in central and northern yugoslavia; serbs settled the region in the 6th and 7th centuries

[mystic bluff]

ez

[inland jackal]

seems about right

[dreamy flax]

:flag_rs: Novi Sad, Serbia

:clock12: 02 January 2024, 12:55 (12:55 PM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/Belgrade)
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 45% humidity
🍃 SSE 163° | 4.31 m/s wind
🌡️ 8.85°C (Feels like 6.85°C)
47.93°F (Feels like 44.33°F)

[uncut obsidian]

/urban

[mystic bluff]

holy shit i won the match by nuking

that was a guaranteed loss

ez

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal yeah you need a new save for the redux mod

esp since it messes with skills and stuff

[mystic bluff]

@uncut obsidian @inland jackal what version is the server supposed to be

[weak jackal]

got it

remaking character

[glad carbon]

it'd be way easier madi if I could talk to other channels

not having to ping people to convo

[weak jackal]

no i love your pings

keep doing it

<3

[glad carbon]

aye aye

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[mystic bluff]

this shit so melon

not watermelon though

just melon

[glad carbon]

who stepped in the coffee

[mystic bluff]

the perp is literally visible you fool

[weak jackal]

the dog probly

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-cat-cat-bite-gif-24712197

[mystic bluff]

what a stupid question

[glad carbon]

this evil fellow

[mystic bluff]

i think you should get the death penalty

[inland jackal]

1.20.4

[mystic bluff]

ok

[mystic bluff]

NOOO

spawn another one in why did you undo

[weak jackal]

gone

[mystic bluff]

yeah that one is

you can spawn sooo many more

[weak jackal]

not allowed

banned prop

[mystic bluff]

if it was banned you wouldnt be able to spawn it

you big dummy

[weak jackal]

causes server lag

[mystic bluff]

no it doesnt

look at how smooth the undone is

if it lagged it wouldnt move so smoothly

you're a liar and a fraud

[weak jackal]

banned

[mystic bluff]

me

[mystic bluff]

no

[weak jackal]

oh okay

[mystic bluff]

im literally the server owners BEST friend

[weak jackal]

unbanned

[mystic bluff]

ok thanks

[weak jackal]

omg your my best frined

:D

[mystic bluff]

is that real

are you my best friend

[weak jackal]

us

[mystic bluff]

wow this is such a coincidence

[mystic bluff]

hey woah i thought we were friends i dont think friends kissy

[glad carbon]

me and my favorite server member

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055710748954874036/1150085390158549073/medic.gif

fuck

i forogt that one doesnt work anymore

such a good gif tho 😔

[weak jackal]

me when i get you

[mystic bluff]

are you really that small

looool

[weak jackal]

s-shut up

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-cat-cats-can-fly-catcanfly-flycat-catfly-gif-19481987

[mystic bluff]

stop vape

[weak jackal]

okay

[mystic bluff]

no wonder you're so small

[mystic bluff]

this like that one citadel map from hl2

[weak jackal]

i'm going out to party i don't need this

[mystic bluff]

thanks

[mystic bluff]

do not the party

dont let the cat party it will meow and ruin the music

[glad carbon]

rave cat

[mystic bluff]

replace one letter

[glad carbon]

rave car

[mystic bluff]

race car

thanks

[weak jackal]

ave cat

roman cat

[placid sail]

dave will not tolerate those insulting allegations

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-tuna-gif-7414278627555691403

[mystic bluff]

ave !!!

[mystic bluff]

yeah that boy dead

[inland jackal]

maxwell

[mystic bluff]

yea

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[uncut obsidian]

mEEm

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungry-greedily-devour-quickly-gif-8988233601645589959

[pastel quartz]

I never thought I could still get an uncanny/creepy feeling from art at my age

but here we are with every single AI drawing being nightmare fuel

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal 10/10 lae'zel replication

[weak jackal]

thank you

even has a dragon

Hae'zel has been unleashed

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-mickael-jackson-queendugif-ahah-hehe-gif-13642339

[weak jackal]

you know it

ghaiks watch out

[glad carbon]

fakarlach next

[pastel quartz]

this is gonna be random as fuck but you guys think MJ would've been trans if he was born a few decades later?

[glad carbon]

idk

only MJ knows

[pastel quartz]

well.. he sadly lost the ability to know stuff

[mystic bluff]

ki yoself

[mystic bluff]

what

[pastel quartz]

ce

cum?

[storm stream]

I doubt it would save him from the other allegations

[uncut obsidian]

@storm stream what's your response to the botox allegations

[glad carbon]

madi what's your response to the bald allegations

[midnight tree]

i won't able to beat the being really cool and having a fat cock allegations

😔

[mystic bluff]

i have proof that proves your innocence

don't worry

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-cat-chad-cat-gif-25535198

[magic tartan]

babushka apocalypse

[mystic bluff]

ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE

[uncut obsidian]

🪞

[glad carbon]

the mirror says

not bald

[inland jackal]

bald alligators

[glad carbon]

crocs with fades

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-crocodile-lake-lol-gif-23950838

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[winged chasm]

Thats gold

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian pirate 🏴‍☠️

jk, its a trusted client

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043931420869009509/1110986806700281878/uncanny.gif

[fluid coyote]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[mystic bluff]

what kinda launcher

[fluid coyote]

not fucking tlauncher

[pastel quartz]

terraria launcher?

[fluid coyote]

troll launcher

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/zebra-zebras-animal-gif-26140806

[glad carbon]

any new stuff you see yet?

[weak jackal]

got a legendary shield that talks to me

[glad carbon]

nice

@mellow yoke #╟❓general-offtopic message

i posted the name of the dude like

right after it

even @'d you with it lol

[mellow yoke]

I did say "with some help"

Why are you exiled

[glad carbon]

this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[mellow yoke]

[glad carbon]

posted it 3 times and apparently even without anyone complaining

thats enoughb to get exiled

ill just wait a day or two

[uncut obsidian]

you seem to have missed my "it's just a fraction" message

you've been shitposting in offtopic for a while

[mystic bluff]

🤓

[glad carbon]

and no ones had an issue with it

[uncut obsidian]

until they had

[glad carbon]

idk if its hard to read the chatroom

[uncut obsidian]

which is why you got killed

[glad carbon]

which slimeball was it

[pastel quartz]

why would you shitpost in offtopic when there's a perfectly better place for that

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal the server version will be 1.20.4?

[inland jackal]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

damn

[inland jackal]

cant run 1.20.4?

[storm stream]

who is "they"?
one hungry mod?

[uncut obsidian]

half of the mod makers kinda forgot about it and stopped updating their mods after 1.20.2

[inland jackal]

or lack of optifine

yea i noticed

[glad carbon]

they kicked me from this chat because i shitposted too much

[mystic bluff]

i'd be content with playing like 1.19.4 or some shit i dont even know what the fuck has changed lately

[uncut obsidian]

may🅱️ change to 1.20.2?

[mystic bluff]

is that even av ersion

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcYz5tc5Kdk

[mystic bluff]

just get him to sing this aswell

[pastel quartz]

wonder what happened to ben shapiro haven't seen him since he got canned for being 16

[glad carbon]

no one asked me once to stop posting gifs

[inland jackal]

lemme see what latest versions brought

[glad carbon]

not a single time

[mystic bluff]

ever since people stopped watching LIBS GET OWNED COMPILATION #53 noone really cares about him

last thing i remember about him is him getting the hots for a femboy

but trying his best not to show it

[uncut obsidian]

noone tells rule breakers to not break rules before they get muted

only on rare occasions

[glad carbon]

what rule

[uncut obsidian]

3

[glad carbon]

dont contribute to the offtopic channel

[pastel quartz]

I meant the ben shapiro from brainfart

[mystic bluff]

deez nuts

[mystic bluff]

ehhh same thing tbh

i thought he changed name and kept himself to newbies now

[inland jackal]

i think either 19.4 or 20

[glad carbon]

what is 3

[uncut obsidian]

you asked the rule

[mystic bluff]

what even are these updates tbh

i was playing 1.19.4 it seemed up to date enough

[inland jackal]

i think 19.4 it is

cause it has optifine and shaders

[mystic bluff]

yeah

bsl my beloved

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian

[mystic bluff]

@uncut obsidian

[glad carbon]

damn, guess you're gonna have to exile a bunch of other people too for posting memes in offtopic, not gonna drag em under the bus tho

[inland jackal]

from my perspective of a tlauncher user, 19.4 is the one with good mods and shaders

[mystic bluff]

idk what tlauncher even is tbh

[inland jackal]

i use tl mods thoe

[fluid coyote]

bad

[mystic bluff]

i use at and thats only when someone asks me to

[uncut obsidian]

you can manually install the 1.20.2 optifine version

[inland jackal]

fine

[uncut obsidian]

there's a few cool changes in 1.20.3 but they're just small changes

[mystic bluff]

what even changed in 20

[uncut obsidian]

and 1.20.4 is a hotfix update to fix a single bug

[mystic bluff]

what even changed since like 1.11

[uncut obsidian]

1.20.2 is the latest big update

[mystic bluff]

yea

[uncut obsidian]

a lot bruh

[mystic bluff]

thanks

very descriptive

[inland jackal]

120 it is

[mystic bluff]

what makes 20.2 so different from 20 or 19 or whatever else

[uncut obsidian]

you can google the changelog

[inland jackal]

got myself a shader for goofs

[open turret]

i love seeing racists

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/iFXIi1-tTfqxeYgGfXtL3DCqKDCA51cSA8ADu47Bo-c/https/media.tenor.com/MVX7KMP2maoAAAPo/porsche-gt1.mp4

[mystic bluff]

i mean like you're the one telling me its so different

im just asking cuz i dont know wtf the difference would even be

[stone blade]

Alo

[inland jackal]

alo

[stone blade]

aha

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[open turret]

Alo Alo

[stone blade]

Alo

[open turret]

الو

[stone blade]

пишка

[inland jackal]

pizzeria

[uncut obsidian]

i don't remember every single update

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal what class did you choose this time

[mystic bluff]

brother you are the one telling me its a big update

[glad carbon]

mushroom again?

[stone blade]

LMAO

[mystic bluff]

everything here just seems like random dogshit bug fixes noone cares about

[glad carbon]

@amber marsh cant use stanag mags in aug

[amber marsh]

did I finally get banned?

[open turret]

mojang could fart and it would be the biggest minecraft update of the year

[amber marsh]

dam

and dam

[uncut obsidian]

one of the changelog lines for 1.20.1

• The update added a new language - Serbian.

is it good enough

[mystic bluff]

yeah its why i ask

[amber marsh]

ty

[weak jackal]

the one with the dragon, clawbringer. felt very lae'zel since y'know... dragons...

[mystic bluff]

im not serbian i do not care

[inland jackal]

eyooo

[eager igloo]

Pain

[inland jackal]

les gooooooo

[glad carbon]

can only buy 10 rounders until pk 2

[inland jackal]

wait

[amber marsh]

yeah noticed

sadge

[glad carbon]

not worth using a dmr aug

real bad

g36 tho

[inland jackal]

minecraft already had serbian language

[glad carbon]

thats good

[amber marsh]

I bet it's a great gun with 30 rounders

[fluid coyote]

imagine being serbian

[glad carbon]

prolly

[mystic bluff]

seems bullshit though i dont believe they didnt have serbian for so long

[glad carbon]

5.56 is great

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC9N3SLVdQQ

[eager igloo]

Airsoft g36c was nice

[glad carbon]

oh yeah g36c

i should run that

[eager igloo]

I had a full metal one

[glad carbon]

70k ew

cheaper than an m4 doe..

[eager igloo]

Meaning as many metal parts as original, so not many

[glad carbon]

@amber marsh is m856 fine

surely it pens level 3

[amber marsh]

545 even better imo

[eager igloo]

Nah, I don't think it does

[glad carbon]

alright

[glad carbon]

oh yeah

[pastel quartz]

5.45

[glad carbon]

pp and bp ammo packets

[pastel quartz]

Nah

I don't like it that much

[glad carbon]

who asked

[pastel quartz]

But 12 gauge sure does

[amber marsh]

doesn't really seem to matter any more, simply because recoil is now realistic so you can just aim for the head and consistently hit now

[quaint ore]

when did #🎪bruh-fart turn into #💣tarkov-released

Oh wiat, Frog is exiled

[eager igloo]

For level 3 only short range

[pastel quartz]

They are talking about tarkov

[amber marsh]

only late will you need something that pens tier 4 for the face shields

[glad carbon]

really?

[pastel quartz]

Wtf is tarkov

[mystic bluff]

people still play tarkov? lol

[quaint ore]

Escape from Tarkov, the game

[glad carbon]

ive been popping heads with 12g and still not getting kills

[open turret]

taco? 🌮

[amber marsh]

yeah it's extremely easy even with 556 and 545, dam even 7.62 x39 and x51 I'd say

366 too

[inland jackal]

why are you escaping from tarkov

[pastel quartz]

I want brainfart back

[eager igloo]

Not .308?

[amber marsh]

and pistols no longer kick like a motherfucker so you can use those too

[glad carbon]

unexile me

[amber marsh]

.308 isn't something you wanna spam regardless of recoil

lmao

[glad carbon]

.366 is kinda bad

[pastel quartz]

I go crazy now

[amber marsh]

Oh 308 nvrm I thought it was 338

[glad carbon]

now that 5.45 is low recoil

[pastel quartz]

Turn nto brainfarter

[amber marsh]

apm and eko rounds say otherwise

[eager igloo]

I just wait till they realise I have no idea what they talk about

[inland jackal]

go crazy go stupid

[quaint ore]

Cause it's a FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THAT PLACE

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-woke-up-in-a-steamy-mood-i-live-in-a-shithole-angry-birmingham-man-danny-g-gif-26014689

[glad carbon]

yeah but eko is like

[amber marsh]

apm will happily pen level 5 and eko will happily pen level 4

[pastel quartz]

Come to zone

[amber marsh]

Tested stuff

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-2001aspaceodyssey-stanleykubrick-gif-8729999

[amber marsh]

I used to run a meta vpo with apm

[glad carbon]

fake

eko pens 3 now

[amber marsh]

sadge

still good

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

[glad carbon]

armor damage is way lower so things that'd 3 tap level 4 now take like

[glad carbon]

9 shots

[glad carbon]

😩

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[glad carbon]

i got exiled josta style

where no one reports and they see you breaking some arbitrary rule

[amber marsh]

either way you're better off with the smaller calibers and fast fire rate than the heavier hitting stuff

[pastel quartz]

Brainfart is the place where gentlemens talk to each other

[amber marsh]

I'm glad I'm not breaking any rules

Just don't look up my name

[inland jackal]

but once you escape, why go back in

[open turret]

x got nothing on telegram unhinged degenerates

[pastel quartz]

Other channels are forbidden because of that

[glad carbon]

BP is just 7n40 but better

[placid sail]

how could you hang out in reddittopic for a while and not know that any out of the line behaviour is punished immediately?

[amber marsh]

lmao

[placid sail]

even I know it, and I don't hang out there

[glad carbon]

it seemed fine for a while

[amber marsh]

7.62 bp i assume?

[open turret]

||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050175330184339567/1188774059991904266/image.png?ex=65a4f99e&is=6592849e&hm=ba4bc038ac9a25aa25969e34657992376314fe9093bc9e08de0cc240cc16f1a0&||

[glad carbon]

5.45

[amber marsh]

And 7.62 pp is so much better than bp

[mystic bluff]

So True

[amber marsh]

same pen if not better and less recoil

but more expensive

[glad carbon]

no one was like "uhm can u stop posting gifs"

[glad carbon]

true redditor style they whine to the mods behind ur back and get you muted

[mystic bluff]

true redditor style is being a moderator

[placid sail]

the screenshots madi sent literally had people quietly saying between the lines in replies to your comments "I'm telling mom"

[pastel quartz]

True man hates children

[glad carbon]

I still dont think someone that was actively chatting complained

because otherwise the second i post watermelon cat i'd get muted

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[open turret]

stares into ur soul

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/621681141661040650/1189566888192253962/Screenshot_2023-12-27-18-37-16-441_com.png?ex=659ea17f&is=658c2c7f&hm=c6f7b28704dd7327c37ad0cad96c94d0242963f6670d0211f3afe28750a6350c&

[pastel quartz]

I'm stealing it

[placid sail]

it's probably just one of the mods seeing that and putting you in gae baby jail after a while

[glad carbon]

go steal some bitches

[glad carbon]

"urm no memes in offtopic"

[pastel quartz]

I'm trying

But I am a disappointment to mankind

[open turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=65a3278a&is=6590b28a&hm=abece87f3634ab3ec0beda05defed2e35a7aa5cf5bde977d923932f8904e28d3&

[glad carbon]

if that was really true or enforced, half the active chatters in there would be stuck in here

[placid sail]

or maybe someone did snitch, I don't know offtopic politics and sure don't strive to know, pathetic squabbles

[pastel quartz]

Being 2 meters without bitches

[glad carbon]

sorry, gordon ramsey gif? thats a meme

[pastel quartz]

[glad carbon]

ugandad knuckles is just like rabbids but for gen z

[open turret]

@heavy peak hallow

[mystic bluff]

didnt like ugandan knuckles so by default i am better

[pastel quartz]

Ugandan knuckles had meaning

[magic tartan]

yOu know Da wae ?

[pastel quartz]

Whatever

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-ugandan-knuckles-do-you-know-da-wae-do-you-know-the-way-memes-gif-24177164

[pastel quartz]

Being child is depressing

[mystic bluff]

you may kill yoself

[magic tartan]

shit was cringe

[mystic bluff]

skibi

[open turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/385835871120654336/1191689149867118703/VID_237221215_022622_080.mp4?ex=65a65a01&is=6593e501&hm=7c95e165e98f7786858cba6decf892db80cda9e983d5379dfe6e2c5c3266fdc3&

[magic tartan]

ladies first

[glad carbon]

ah true

im gonna have to reinstall that

[mystic bluff]

didnt know you were a lady, my bad

you may go first m lady

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/froge-frog-petting-frog-mmmmyes-pet-froge-speech-bubble-gif-25250684

[glad carbon]

i think i was stabbomancer

i was some kinda mage

[pastel quartz]

I guess I should try to date my middle school teachers wife

[glad carbon]

spellshot

thats what it was

[mystic bluff]

what

[glad carbon]

that one was pretty good with the redux mod

[pastel quartz]

Revenge by destroying marriage

[mystic bluff]

good luck with that i guess?

[glad carbon]

one of my spells shoots out a bunch of leeching missiles and the other a giant earthquake wave

[placid sail]

in my defence, I sure realized back in the day that rytp is a guilty pleasure that very few gets and hasn't assaulted absolutely everyone around with it, and it sure hasn't made such a resonance in the world followed by memes and even merch and games, so my contempt is partly justified yep yep

[mystic bluff]

yea

[glad carbon]

spongebob ytp was aight

idk about the mario or like

whatever else

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/_yNNGAJn-qw?si=Ke52oYx4xxqPr8zK

@grizzled meadow

[glad carbon]

@oblique spire hi

@wide basin aug is pretty good stock

[wide basin]

it is

[glad carbon]

even a1 scope

[wide basin]

specially w the new recoil changes

yeah

it's just not very moddable

[glad carbon]

a3 is pretty good with a specterdr

[mystic bluff]

nah its moddable just get good

try harder

[glad carbon]

g36 tho

thats the good one

can add nato magwell too

[wide basin]

G36 🌰

[mystic bluff]

chestnut

[glad carbon]

still waiting for bigger scarh mags

[oblique spire]

hello

[glad carbon]

otherwise im just gonna run an m1a

[mystic bluff]

ask fabrique nationale

maybe they'll deliver some custom mags

[glad carbon]

hi tarkov lad

[oblique spire]

hello

[glad carbon]

you done with ground zero yet

[oblique spire]

as in lvl 15?

[glad carbon]

new opsks wood texture is so ugly

[inland jackal]

mayonaisse on an escalator

its going upstairs so see ya later

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4gY3O0TE_e4

[glad carbon]

i saw this lmao

milk stealing pig

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/817415807201443870/FNCr6cm74Nk.png?ex=65a1584b&is=658ee34b&hm=d335bd0fd2feda99b5a1d992be50a91b7b90aa2e4545df7334514fc27ff600ab&

[quartz saffron]

because she's hot or just to get revenge over your middle school teacher?

morning

[pastel quartz]

To get revenge over the teacher

[quartz saffron]

what he do?

[pastel quartz]

Killed my confidence

[glad carbon]

lawl

@river zealot nice ak bro

what pawn had it

[river zealot]

some raider

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

hi

[glad carbon]

hi

[river zealot]

hi

[glad carbon]

im still sick

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669067290947354637/856661638198329424/801363934044749834.gif

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912320242301149215/1188610058553147513/SCHIZO.gif?ex=659b2661&is=6588b161&hm=a29b7e6a3abb680e6c2dd8c7a4184bf52a9f1ea163971df1fadab6eb8871b05d&

[inland jackal]

slickback

[glad carbon]

goldmen

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal @sage otter @atomic crane @pastel quartz @pale ingot @mystic bluff

[wraith osprey]

no mods?

[uncut obsidian]

who else wanted to join the serber

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-2023-free-gif-27326264

[inland jackal]

when we get bored from vanilla

[uncut obsidian]

we were considering adding the proximity vc mod but then thought that people will be too lazy to install it

[inland jackal]

rlcraft brainfart server

[wraith osprey]

i would join if that was a thing

[pastel quartz]

Sir yes sir

[uncut obsidian]

others probably wouldn't

[inland jackal]

should i put the server on again?

or we agreed on the set time

[uncut obsidian]

wait for everyone mayb

[pastel quartz]

I'm having a lesson right now

[uncut obsidian]

wait for <t:1704207600:f> ?

[pastel quartz]

Fuck organic chemistry

[inland jackal]

im down

5min before that time i will start the server

so it boots up in time

[mystic bluff]

what version again

[uncut obsidian]

1.20

[pastel quartz]

I will join later guys sadly

[inland jackal]

1.20

[uncut obsidian]

any above 1.20 is good too

1.20+ basically

[mystic bluff]

just standard

ok

dn

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/346250610020057088/1191489271400497373/image0.gif?ex=65a59fdb&is=65932adb&hm=bcf77b0b03251bf5ce68b60ff6d14230920254912ee818b5669e59c3977cf1f2&

[oblique spire]

to join or not to join the smp

[lyric horizon]

So its official?

[inland jackal]

prototype per say

[magic tartan]

bruh they have their speacil road but they wont use it

[glad carbon]

they'd crush you with their foot wide calves

[glad carbon]

lies

actual lies

[brave flax]

quinn “i hate cyclists”

[magic tartan]

i seen foreign cyclists

[glad carbon]

they get a tiny piece of paint on a 5 lane road that doesnt stop cars from crossing into it at all

[fallow trellis]

i dont hate cyclistis

[magic tartan]

they were in the middle of road

[fallow trellis]

i just run them over

[lyric horizon]

I just want to know, was brainfart turned off/purged in 2024 yet?

[fallow trellis]

not yet

[inland jackal]

buckshot roulette looks sick

[magic tartan]

definitely worth playing

[inland jackal]

agreed

[glad carbon]

@main moon technically

its not cropped

if the artist made it cropped by default

[lyric horizon]

Brainfart metaphors and psychology inc.

[fallow trellis]

so its just pronogrpahy

[glad carbon]

it just looked real bad

[glad carbon]

prawnography

[main moon]

the fuck you exiled for

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[magic tartan]

farted on offtopic

[glad carbon]

posted a gif in offtopic

mod saw

[main moon]

[magic tartan]

bruh got radiated

[uncut obsidian]

a gif(s)

[glad carbon]

the same gif 3 times

[uncut obsidian]

you keep ignoring me

i told you that it's not just about this image

[glad carbon]

you keep yapping

[main moon]

[glad carbon]

whatever, im not able to change ur mind so i guess im stuck shitposting

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/yukleniyor-gif-18955750

[inland jackal]

server is starting

[fading shuttle]

You fool

You can't do that

Bannable offence, you should be happy you only got exiled

[fallow trellis]

penis privileges removed

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/OqT3azcy4X4?si=dwJE1z4p8pCEVong holy shit

[torpid jewel]

tbf

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

is a pretty banger gif

[tardy vine]

its been ages since i got exiled i cant even remember why prolly called a mod out or called them slurs or sumn like that

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

why does this keep happening

rahh

[mystic bluff]

this shit so online

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[uncut obsidian]

hydro hi

[tulip ravine]

There a brainfart smp

[uncut obsidian]

join our server

[tulip ravine]

[uncut obsidian]

just started

[tulip ravine]

Oh lord

I might do to be fair

Might be a laugh

[inland jackal]

lol

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal woah

where'd you see the sharkguys

i got stuck fighting goblins and whatever for a while

[fluid coyote]

minimap user

banned

also ew shaders

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675078881425752124/1189928310701047920/image0.gif?ex=659ff219&is=658d7d19&hm=d1481e001079ea6f006ce891b23dee82da064f69dc8b81046df833ccf047cc5b&

[fallow trellis]

discrimination

[weak jackal]

ice mountains

with da gobbos

[glad carbon]

before or after you kill the metal monster

[inland jackal]

captured in 4k

[fluid coyote]

kill madi

[glad carbon]

vorcanar

[robust cove]

kill the fucking maid

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/921274469169917963/1191608008489320468/jUGjiPioTW93NYFY.mp4?ex=65a60e70&is=65939970&hm=1ea001a0ba46068cdbbcc0a1c9af53ec94ea8be0bc73be9a5a0382180e6ecb31&

[weak jackal]

metal... monster?

i found these dudes on a frozen lake

[glad carbon]

alright

you'll help the goblins uhh

leave a shitty work environment

or some goblins atleast

might be story quest

[weak jackal]

yeah i'm helping 'em

doing a claptrap sidequest first in the area

[glad carbon]

hes still alive, in our memories

[fluid coyote]

[weak jackal]

yeah of course

and silly as ever

[sterile dome]

memecraft

[robust cove]

not in mine, rest in piss bozo 😂

[fluid coyote]

it finally launched

[magic tartan]

wtf

[austere shadow]

[wraith osprey]

how did she know

[glad carbon]

Kick clap bastard down the stairs

[weak jackal]

wht should i do frog

[glad carbon]

E

Laezel style

[weak jackal]

1 for intimidate and 3 for seduce

[pastel quartz]

I wanna turn to dorm

@inland jackal do I need premium to join

[uncut obsidian]

who wants to play minecraft

hop on

[pastel quartz]

Me but I'm not in the dorm

[glad carbon]

Roll dice for ur choices

[uncut obsidian]

he said he wants to play singleplayer

\

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

I will download tlauncher and join asap

[inland jackal]

no

[magic tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJaCvYFqpl0

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian im stacked with wood

[uncut obsidian]

Y

So much wood

Im js cookin food in a small cave

[amber marsh]

lmao

[pastel quartz]

I have no clue how stonetoss despite being a chud still makes a half decent comic once in a while

Something Something a broken clock is right twice a day or something...

I love hopeposting

[crimson flame]

[quaint ore]

"I must be like him"

Guts

Hell nah I dont want a plethora of mental disorders and anger issues

He is also a fucking war criminal

[pastel quartz]

I think when people want to be like guts its because of his character development and him becoming a better person over time in some ways despite the immense pain he has gone through

[quaint ore]

Fair enough

His tenacity and sheer will is commendable

but man

He is far from a good person

Though I do enjoy some pure schizophrenia moments

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian @mystic bluff

just a prank bro

[uncut obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

I agree he is pretty fucked haha, its more of the way he symbolizes growth and trying to become a better person despite having to endure hardships

Hes kinda similar to arthur morgan. Both are men that have done horrible things and have been conditioned by their environment and past to do wrong, but they still try to become better and improve regardless

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian

[livid pond]

[pastel quartz]

To the west stalker is a story focused shooter with survival elements, to eastern Europeans its Thursday.

[inland jackal]

petition to ban madi from brainfart smp

reason: too lucky

[pastel quartz]

Theres a brainfart smp???

[fluid coyote]

pins

[inland jackal]

its been 10min and madi has 15 diamonds

[fluid coyote]

hax

xray

banned

[inland jackal]

yoo iron fever

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1115595935389581432.gif?size=48&name=horse_what&quality=lossless

[uncut obsidian]

mc server

hop on

[open turret]

i have not played minecraft at all im a complete noob

idk what that is

[eager igloo]

Brainfart minecraft gaming

[open turret]

@uncut obsidian pls see dm https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/683652513710604328.webp?size=48&name=KekW&quality=lossless

[inland jackal]

dont, its mostly madi moaning

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/859724665047089172.webp?size=48&name=felixlurking&quality=lossless

real?