🎪bruh-fart

[tulip ravine]

So I did a little trolling

[clear vapor]

You obviously won

[tulip ravine]

But at what cost

[forest quail]

It's a man's right to do dad jokes

[narrow lotus]

[tulip ravine]

In fairness

[forest quail]

A moral imperative

[tulip ravine]

It was her turn to be annoyed anyway

I stayed here from Boxing Day till Sunday and she kept locking me outside

Hers*

I’d just hear from inside the house somewhere “no dad it’s because dogs belong outside” and her dad would just come out and give me a beer which is pretty based

[fast wren]

whats a pula

[red glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/451522928715104258/1191345282525437972/cat_b.png?ex=65a519c1&is=6592a4c1&hm=186663ae401d3b70120b3507d04b0916c3edd5fe1adfe48933413bddfce56187&

[tulip ravine]

To see

This is actually pretty cool

For reference non league teams here tend to be to lower of the ladder and aren’t even professional or sometimes semi professional

[shadow wyvern]

nah

[brave flax]

what could bro has done in 15 fucking hours

[livid pond]

wake up this morning ( wish i didnt )

[quartz ridge]

Fuck 2024

[brave flax]

https://youtu.be/BuKft9LpL_0?si=12sTOjrryM9nASdh

[quartz ridge]

I want ti rip my teeyh out

Why does invisalign hurt when i dont weae it for a day then wear it the next

Literally cant sleep

[brave flax]

do we have art dudes that are capable of doing a strelok’s ultimatum animation here??

that would be pretty cool imo

[brave flax]

your teeth becomes more comfy

then u make them uncomfy again

they scream in agony

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[final cedar]

lmao

[crimson flame]

actually curious, whats stopping you from moving and working in other eu countries?

[tulip ravine]

Wake up

It’s da first of da year

[river zealot]

@stone blade alo ivan look at this kitty

[final cedar]

is that a T34 hull

actually, is that a yugo T34 85?

they must be shooting a historic movie or smth. Wonder where this is from

[mystic bluff]

yes

[eager igloo]

Should have stayed in 2023 like I said

[final cedar]

comedy

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/zebra-zebras-animal-gif-26140806

[final cedar]

nah, I don't buy that any army is currently fielding this. Must be either from a movie or some parade or smth. Bait

[stone blade]

Flowers

[rancid iris]

baiter

[brave flax]

i mean nowhere is like the country you’ve been living your whole life + getting away from ur family and friends is hard too

[eager igloo]

Ye

Also moving ain't cheap

[river zealot]

how does a cpu have bad cooling

[final cedar]

plus cost of living goes up at least as much as wage increase in most places. If you gotta worry about new home + utilities this might leave you in the red a few months or years of moving

I could've moved to europe too, would've paid 10x as much yearly just for living situation, not to mention food and utilities

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/thermal-paste-cpu-motherboard-thermal-paste-cpu-cpu-thermal-paste-gif-24047580

[brave flax]

yea ur right. it’s only rational if you have big dreams to achieve and need government support / or if you aren’t happy with ur life and need a huge ass change.

[final cedar]

then again, classmate of mine moved to germany around 10 years ago selling and installing solar panels and now sits on the board of some green energy firm ... so right place right time
definitely no fomo

2024 is my year to get into corporate executive position,i just know it

[brave flax]

i mean that shit is so random tho, one goes there and becomes a enterpreneur the other looks at them and goes there too, ends up being a janitor.

news are talking about taylor swift being the #1 for 68 weeks. im here wondering who the fuck actually listen to taylor swift and enjoy it

we need to do something with this white women population

[narrow lotus]

pog

[narrow lotus]

well if the stock cooler is shit like in most intel cases nowadays

then it comes with bad cooling at least

[final cedar]

for all I care it's a shell company for some MLM

I hold the firm believe that taylor swift hype is fabricated by the music industry to gaslight people into thinking people still care about pop stars

ain't she a nepo baby anyways? don't care her music is boring

[lone cedar]

2023 new years resolution

🥳

[placid sail]

different reality bubbles, shrimple as that

[brave flax]

fr, as far as i know shes just yapping about being strong and being woman bla bla bla

[river zealot]

im using 1680x1050

[inland jackal]

w

[brave flax]

agreed, + its not really that hard as it sounds. people straight up just be consuming any content thats being put in front of them bc other people are doing so. like teenagers

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[brave flax]

nothings wrong with being a teenager, but i think its horrible still being a teenager at the age of 24

[narrow lotus]

Understood , 8gb RTX 5070 for 800$ is in production as we speak

[lone cedar]

The card i planned to buy

86 bit bus

[final cedar]

meh, better have a bunch of people acknowledging being underdeveloped, not pretending to be all done by the time they turn 18 than having a bunch of dysfunctional parents at 24 burning out into their late 30s realizing they hate their kids / life

[placid sail]

the real question is

would you still love me if I was a worm

oh hey tree man, you're alive

[pastel quartz]

yea its summertime now so ive gotten my sanity back 👍

[placid sail]

summer?...

oh right right southern hemisphere

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bVvVI.gif

[placid sail]

is that a "yes"

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/USkJ.gif

wait no

not like that

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1164955653731799072/image0.gif?ex=6545187f&is=6532a37f&hm=a8712dc4edcb5e6336946ce249127a54a566c10351a0595d790a6c6446360541&

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

well if you want to do it that way

we'll do it that way

[wraith osprey]

that is interesting Discord™️ profile picture mister "@placid sail"
tell me
what do you plan to do this 2024
speak into the mic loud and clear please

[placid sail]

just one word

https://tenor.com/view/violence-lilo-violencia-punch-gif-21278887

[wraith osprey]

mhm
and is this violence going to be committed on individuals with protected characteristics?

[placid sail]

what's protected characteristics?

[wraith osprey]

age
disability
gender reassignment
marriage and civil partnership
pregnancy and maternity
race
religion or belief
sex
sexual orientation

[placid sail]

ah

no, I don't care about shit like that, I'm not some offended baby from 4chan

[wraith osprey]

then we dont care
:(

[pastel quartz]

[dreamy flax]

📚 Defenestration ( | di,fɛnɪ'streɪʃən )

• The act of throwing someone or something out of a window

[placid sail]

acceptable

[little mirage]

You dont get it!

[pastel quartz]

bless .

[placid sail]

tree man stays

dude with the clown badge gets the window

[wraith osprey]

role discrimination 😔

[pastel quartz]

hi happy new year

:)

here's to another year of good stalking

[fallow trellis]

if i post a person that somewhat resembles the person who killed adolf hitler is that grounds for a strike?

[pastel quartz]

indubitably

you can only know if you do it

so you should do it

then you will know

[tranquil basalt]

[fallow trellis]

good bye fellas

[wraith osprey]

thats one funny looking cat

[pastel quartz]

cutie pie

why is it raising its paw at such a weird angle

[fallow trellis]

its stretching

[pastel quartz]

What an ugly way to stretch. When my birds stretch they look like beautiful flowers

[stone blade]

@inland jackal ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hi guys ❤️

[fallow trellis]

man literally compared a cats physiology with his birds

[stone blade]

I hope I die

[fallow trellis]

same

[remote vine]

same

[stone blade]

🤝

same

[pastel quartz]

You're misgendering me, good sir. Online I am a beautiful anime girl.

[fallow trellis]

i am now cancelled

wait

did u just call sir?

[pastel quartz]

uh oh

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804465839779610667/1149108510966173726/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif?ex=64fa4e32&is=64f8fcb2&hm=0476467596206c731c9fac9ee4e3f16386ed6653bc892e49fd72d41394fba8dd&

[pastel quartz]

an honest mistake, I assure you!

[fallow trellis]

im no man

you misgendered me

i am a retard

[mystic bluff]

i aint doing no ppl

[inland jackal]

alllllllooooooooooo

[pastel quartz]

thats a weird way to say you hate rocks

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-funny-confused-haha-yea-dumbfounded-gif-21034380

[pastel quartz]

false information

[stone blade]

I'm back to my pc

[fallow trellis]

i see were lying at the first day of the year

[pastel quartz]

up yours

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093461221757435974/1179412995445637150/IMG_5862.gif?ex=6579b0f2&is=65673bf2&hm=0eb923268b2e6dec190f605fcd308ecbba90c0eefb0024fad420ae033797d3f2&

[river zealot]

@placid sail no mercy to who

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-drink-bleach-gif-22890796

[inland jackal]

aight imma start the server

1.20.1 version

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-sad-nostalgia-gif-17540086145397943374

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-sad-tree-of-wisdom-gif-26862138

who teached nah

[toxic sundial]

Yo

Lemme get a fucken

Birb

[dreamy flax]

@pastel quartz (unwiseandmysticaltree) has been muted for 7 days for reason: 1st mute of the year , unfortunate for you tree , but you already know memes with preadator of children and shit like that dont fly around here , this is your last one before we cut your roots for good.

[pastel quartz]

namepicker

what wsa the name generator

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz knows

[pastel quartz]

I will

I will find one this year

I'm eager

I'm talking with someone but she is not texting me

[solar obsidian]

yikes

[uncut obsidian]

anyone wanna hop on lethal company

[pastel quartz]

I don't have it

[shadow wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730725141524512839/1191029355967692890/88380725_p0.jpg

[pastel quartz]

I have a nice wine

who wanna be my gf

or bf

doesn't matter

[shadow wyvern]

sorry already taken

[uncut obsidian]

sorry already given

[grizzled meadow]

[shadow wyvern]

[pastel quartz]

Is there any advice for finding a relationship

[uncut obsidian]

don't

[shadow wyvern]

no I have no idea what I’m doing

[uncut obsidian]

ez

[toxic sundial]

[pastel quartz]

don't what

[toxic sundial]

Wait

Why removed?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-gif-22510274

[uncut obsidian]

don't find it

[toxic sundial]

I thought it was funny

[pastel quartz]

why

[uncut obsidian]

less mental issues

[shadow wyvern]

listen I’m not convinced the anxiety is supposed to be this constant you can probably do better than I am

[pastel quartz]

but I want to learn how relationships work

I want a companion

like ysolda

[toxic sundial]

They kinda don't

Relationships are great when both participants are perfect, but people are never perfect; and they are rarely perfect for eachother

[noble cape]

Ohhh nonononoo

[dreamy flax]

@hexed jackal (hightower_edd) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Stop harrasing people in VC and stop posting cringe , if you cant handle being on the internet get the fuck out

[pastel quartz]

the reason for me is I love the feeling of love and wanna have some you know

[fluid coyote]

NOW

https://tenor.com/view/high-tier-human-low-tier-god-ltg-love-yourself-lowtiergod-gif-4914755758940822771

[pastel quartz]

guys

[pastel quartz]

She liked me as a friend

[final cedar]

muted for posting cringe, Iedy coming in strong for based mod of 2024

[storm stream]

Is Grok keeping Madi here similar to how the Imperium tolerates the Adeptus Mechanicus on Mars bc they make most of Imperium's guns?

[pastel quartz]

Fucked up

[toxic sundial]

Who was based mod in 2023?

[prisma quiver]

I can't believe that it's already 2012...

Time flies

[final cedar]

i don't think any nominations went in

[toxic sundial]

Does grok even interact with the running of the server? It seems falco's kinda head guy but idk

[final cedar]

we kinda snoozed on that, pretty big L ngl

[prisma quiver]

Real metroboomin?

[final cedar]

what is that before I listen to it

[fluid coyote]

falco obviously

[prisma quiver]

Metroboomin iconic adlib

[pastel quartz]

wanna cry

the girl just wanted me to know as a friend

[storm stream]

mby. but Grok has in the past come down here to ban some people

[pastel quartz]

there is no chance

need to achieve a new dream

[final cedar]

idc wtf that means, is that a audio clip of you stroking yourself, y'all mfs nasty?

[prisma quiver]

Bro what?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gilliananderson-xfiles-scully-dana-gillian-gif-19501435

whatever

[toxic sundial]

Yeah but rarely, he really just comes down from the golden throne to post gamma updates though

[pastel quartz]

lets simp for sculyy

scully

[prisma quiver]

You mf weird asf

[bright robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064654413215572058/1191354302220996708/downloadfile-4.mp4?ex=65a52227&is=6592ad27&hm=613ff302901cc165fc0f16fe3e0e53066aa2722bd63f4b0aa3811328069b73a7&

[pastel quartz]

I want this as emoji

[toxic sundial]

I think we should start airdropping charges iPhones with tiktok installed onto uncontacted tribes

[storm stream]

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-greek-greek-statue-staring-gif-789727115559543790

[final cedar]

ok, I listened to it but still got no idea where this from

enlighten me

[prisma quiver]

It's metroboomin's iconic adlib

[toxic sundial]

This server has enough emote as is

[final cedar]

glasses scully, very nice

https://tenor.com/xEY2.gif

[mystic bluff]

do not chase

[final cedar]

man I gotta dial back my bale posting

[pastel quartz]

chase cory?

[prisma quiver]

this is metroboomin

@final cedar

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[prisma quiver]

And the thing I sent is his adlib

[mystic bluff]

i mean if you want to

[prisma quiver]

Real shit

[final cedar]

ohh, sound reminded me of spiderverse now that I read it

[prisma quiver]

It was an adlib

He puts those on beats he produced

Like most producers do

[final cedar]

man I ignore most rap / hip hop unless it comes recommended

[prisma quiver]

https://youtu.be/wuO4_P_8p-Q?t=30

This is prolly the most iconic use

Of his adlib

at 0:30

He also has the most fire adlibs

[dreamy flax]

@wicked crypt (jampoorkemp) has been banned for reason: Get the fuck out of our server you degenerate

[bright robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114231072973140142/1191400563678662787/ssstik.io_1703579149747.mov?ex=65a54d3d&is=6592d83d&hm=1f5df120443f83e46e8bbbdd268619045932ac815a22326de7a1f7059956ef06&

[fluid coyote]

john yakuza

[final cedar]

what he do

[toxic sundial]

Shadow banned by the Shadow Government

Who is it?

[narrow lotus]

so did oyu just now are u stupid

stop saying that again

[final cedar]

it's morrowind lingo

[narrow lotus]

we already discused about it , not allowed if you use it that way , do you think we are 12 ?

[final cedar]

oh

[narrow lotus]

we count it as bypassing the filter

[toxic sundial]

I'm lost

[final cedar]

I wasn't told

I've been using it as "outsider" all this time

[narrow lotus]

so did ppl on the internet technically , but you know where it went

real life is not morrowind

[toxic sundial]

Life is roblox

[final cedar]

oh maan

[final cedar]

2024 starts with my favourite dunmer word being killed of by edgelords

the gif?

[heavy peak]

you're hereby sentenced to death, for snitching

[toxic sundial]

Zoinked out of my gourd

[narrow lotus]

rev up your engineess and it's leaking oil

[final cedar]

well, thanks for the heads up and not giving me the banhammer

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-yoshi-mario-discord-gif-12444703281338986867

[final cedar]

Insert the clip of jewish dracula

[dreamy flax]

@slow willow (metalgearzelda) has been muted for 3 days for reason: political memes in vc chat-3d

[final cedar]

in VC

I love new years

[toxic sundial]

Just read the rules ofc, youd never get banned for something not directly listed

You can be a little weird

[final cedar]

so I need a replacement for outlander stat

something fitting for pink guys and baitposters

[dreamy flax]

@pastel quartz (tvheadcontent) has been muted for 2 days for reason: antisemitic meme in vc chats -2d

[final cedar]

holy shit mods of fire today

https://tenor.com/e1iGEegWkZ1.gif

oh wait, these are only mutes

[toxic sundial]

I think I might be stupid

[heavy peak]

hey @narrow lotus

[final cedar]

[toxic sundial]

Gotta hit quota for the New Year

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/703247829245755422.gif

[dreamy flax]

@weary bridge (paranoid.canine) has been muted for 2 days for reason: nword in a meme in vc chats -2d

[final cedar]

some event going on or smth?

streamer bringing their greasy little piggies with?

... was that spiderman and the colonel?

[toxic sundial]

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

@toxic sundial, casted out a line... You caught a ** Common Puffer Fish** 🐡
This item was added to your inventory.

@final cedar, casted out a line... You caught a Duck 🦆
He kicks you in the face and goes back into the water.

[grizzled meadow]

[heavy peak]

hey falco

[final cedar]

hi ferrari joe, you survive your new year?

secret unlockable?

[toxic sundial]

You guys ever just wake up still drunk?

[heavy peak]

jfc

i wanted him to reply back

instead he handshaken me

https://tenor.com/view/sentenced-judge-gavel-life-guilty-gif-12655798582307372829

nuh uh

[dreamy flax]

@lost merlin (rusty_as5asin) has been muted for 1 day for reason: You already had a warn, so now you get a mute. Don't post videos related to [ongoing wars], even if it's youtube videos -1d

[toxic sundial]

Just going through old memes because I forgot what they were

[final cedar]

it's lonely on top

https://tenor.com/bDEKi.gif

is khaled lowkey retarded btw. I legit can't tell

must be...

[final cedar]

god I hope so

[toxic sundial]

Yeah too many bottoms, tops are a dying breed

[final cedar]

[toxic sundial]

Me waking up

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678022039210295332/1145035701679824937/watermark-4.gif

[uncut obsidian]

gamba gamba gamba

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433454154396991488/1191290586997727302/ede4f40e8f4e0b468a6ae1a14d0620205833fc81f1b8bf55fc16964dd5067ed0_1.mov?ex=65a4e6d1&is=659271d1&hm=148f51588c3d2dd63377bef6f441c9de42e92871936d601638b627fa91e6b091&

Tom Scott has been raptured

[deep topaz]

Branfart

I awake

[midnight tree]

go back to sleep

[deep topaz]

Ok

[pastel quartz]

Godmorgen

[storm stream]

https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN10L176/

perhaps not all is bad in Italy

[open turret]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[storm stream]

its only a click away

[open turret]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabbermegamind2-gif-23461251

[deep topaz]

gugenfarten

[open turret]

@heavy peak
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905909387120484404/1190174569567354910/558ed1b1f2473383bec22922a52668d36a9b9c1d8d2e9e3fe58798cfc3b5494d_1.mp4?ex=65a0d771&is=658e6271&hm=dd59e8a58750adc0635d2a141e1e4812756da7e23f88adfca39f6339ec36cfb0&

[placid sail]

oh thaaaat's why tree man disappears every so often

[dreamy flax]

@magic hatch (tracercsgo) has been muted Forever for reason: Poor taste 9/11 meme

[slender rock]

ugh

okay

power on half the house got tripped again

never was an an issue before until this cuntbag moved in

[lost epoch]

Who?

[fresh rose]

new highscore needs to be set

trip the whole houses power

[slender rock]

Imma trip him

the stupid fuck

past week it's been like 10 times

[placid sail]

really shitty comparison. humanity won't last a month without AM. the worst thing that'll happen to gamma with the abscence of madi is the abscence of madi

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-suffering-from-success-this-so-cute-what-a-lovely-morning-oh-ma-gad-gif-11233135040670052230

[slender rock]

I need an APS for this shit so I don't have my drives die of constent power cycles

[placid sail]

he muted me personally recently

[toxic sundial]

What for

[grizzled meadow]

Always Bibawen goddamn

[sage otter]

2024 is going by so slow bruh

[open turret]

i saw what you deleted

[slender rock]

what about good head, doubt

[grizzled meadow]

I meant name of the movie or whatever that is btw but you probably don't know

[open turret]

another one

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1191246138666405999/gachi.gif?ex=65a4bd6b&is=6592486b&hm=b47b882cad424b529679a5647e8e001b5e8cb551c047ac845607dd8e2d9ab29f&

[slender rock]

Souls game in a nutshell

[placid sail]

nuh uh fuck that, I appreciate the commendation tho

[deep topaz]

make me mod i definitely will not make a dedicated gachi channel

[eager igloo]

I defo would be a great mod

I am normal and certainly can be trusted with powet

[placid sail]

I'd buy that for a dollar

[placid sail]

we got too spicy with spider for an evening

[toxic sundial]

Happens to the best of us

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-thumbs-up-ryan-thumb-ryan-gosling-thumbs-up-gif-324829573788110402

I've reached the bottom

greetings

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1191402515493822575/Snapinsta.app_video_386227630_694025142779081_2534167790572102066_n.mov?ex=65a54f0e&is=6592da0e&hm=a7af53bdd88ea1272bc9d8ae84851b4f005a19d28159ad3ecc05bed23c6b524a&

[placid sail]

if I we ever need an autistic Polish twink mod with substantial gaming knowledge we will let you know

[eager igloo]

How dare you call me a twink

[placid sail]

you focus too much on that

haven't even noticed I commended your gaming knowledge

stop thinking about being a twink

dead chat, time to grind tiny rogues till I pass out

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1191396027496931369/image.png?ex=65a54904&is=6592d404&hm=625a7dba41d85e07c87e9aab1c292d4550adcd6565b9c18c2fd375a1c236eb65&

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006832166036054076/1119112886845972530/10415835.gif?ex=65977d98&is=65850898&hm=4d6be72a97b41e9b051b7c4ee0d7cdc102916d2026a396165ae457432d17f586&

[toxic sundial]

I so did not ask

[devout hull]

they call me plappa the gappa

[eager igloo]

Me

[fluid coyote]

holy shit

[storm stream]

theres more than one?

[deep topaz]

well yeah

one with a hole and one with a rod

it would be unbalanced otherwise

[storm stream]

right ic what you mean

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1191420880996270210/round_change_in_new_year.mp4?ex=65a56029&is=6592eb29&hm=7bdeeb61b324b9a64fc23ccc79589ef0093eeda247bfe7d530df320d7e603ddf&

https://vxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1741858189904109781?t=PhBaKGxm-eSsTiwWBkSOsg&s=33

looks interesting

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1191369148916322384/VID_137720711_072755_991.mp4?ex=65a52ffb&is=6592bafb&hm=392f3c24ec5be4ba340abb259a196627d377ea38aa0c067e445990163f39c40d&

[remote vine]

is that
a smoke alarm beep at the beginning

[deep topaz]

you tell me

[slender rock]

yes

[remote vine]

big think

[deep topaz]

melanin content...rising...smoke..detector battery...levels dropping

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXQkGSO9kH0

[inland jackal]

lmao

its like i was there

[stone blade]

almost as if

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF3IxR191S4

HOLD UP

👀

contont

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus

[slender rock]

well shit

[inland jackal]

im sure it should be an orange, not mandarins

[narrow lotus]

oooooooooooooooh

hiii

[stone blade]

hii

me and W are playing in server

goofing around

[inland jackal]

alo yes

who wants to be a pillager here

shall we do grok

for funsies

@stone blade

[stone blade]

da

[fluid coyote]

i will ask again

brainfart minecraft server when

[eager igloo]

W made one already

[stone blade]

its me and him only

[fluid coyote]

open for all of brainfart

[stone blade]

no

[fluid coyote]

now

[inland jackal]

its open for 2 of us

ivan and i

[stone blade]

me and him

[inland jackal]

him and me

myself always goes last

its a respect rule

putting others after you

[stone blade]

ME AND YOUR MOTHER

[inland jackal]

truly

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5HMwWX-WU

[pale ingot]

Rot.

[eager igloo]

me

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus CLASSIC MAJA L

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

and then shoots you with a crossbow

[thorny talon]

good morning brainfart

[stone blade]

ANOTHER MAJA L

[livid pond]

new year same old maja bullying

[stone blade]

@solar obsidian

[fluid coyote]

not based

[solar obsidian]

why?

[stone blade]

yes.

[inland jackal]

i made my pfp

[inland jackal]

yk whats funny

[toxic sundial]

I met the guy who made this round

[inland jackal]

this is my skin

[toxic sundial]

I was a kid and it was at a gunshow

[deep topaz]

ze poopenfarten blaster

[stone blade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[uncut obsidian]

watch the video

he's not leaving forever

it's just a "im taking a break"

Basically a jerma moment

[stone blade]

ah

oke

he is stopping his streak basically

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah

The "video every week" streak

[stone blade]

we're safe

https://youtu.be/nhB7quYvcMA?si=v9-eBx-x_JopZ303

[inland jackal]

embed failure

[deep topaz]

feels like every time i get up n sit back down i gotta piss

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[deep topaz]

pure water? 0. other stuff? idk, probably at least 4-5 16 fl oz servings a day

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/MRl9bJLZObM?si=A8dr-cLL7RXIceKM

[stone blade]

god damn this bass track goes hard

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690705405785014312/1191133867730538657/image.png?ex=65a454dc&is=6591dfdc&hm=d99fbd9c9cb6b6df7245c97ed6fcfb01786b94a58403465308026b73a42d8778&

[pastel quartz]

Guys

[inland jackal]

best server there is

[pastel quartz]

I'm losing sense of the reality

[stone blade]

can confirm

[pastel quartz]

My brain is farting big

[uncut obsidian]

balls dipped in hot concrete

[pastel quartz]

Balls dipped in fryer

[atomic crane]

ass ate by whoopi goldberg

[pastel quartz]

With extra flour

[uncut obsidian]

why 3 people max

[deep topaz]

i want my balls chicken fried

[inland jackal]

idk

can be changed any time

[uncut obsidian]

we need a brainfart Minecraft server for all brainfarters

[pastel quartz]

Fr

[inland jackal]

24/7 server is expensive

[pastel quartz]

I will be charlie chaplin

[inland jackal]

this way its free but i gotta turn it on manually

[deep topaz]

erm just port forward

[uncut obsidian]

what hosting is it then

Aternos?

[inland jackal]

yep

[pastel quartz]

How about creating a aternos mail

And giving it to everyone

Than opening server nonstop

[uncut obsidian]

you can just give access to server starting to other people

[inland jackal]

yes

[pastel quartz]

For who wants to play together

[uncut obsidian]

so anyone could start it at any time

[inland jackal]

yall just need aternos account

[uncut obsidian]

so it'll be technically 24/7

[inland jackal]

agreed

[sage otter]

i got a unlimited slots 24/7 server but I think it only has 8gigs of dedicated ram so I have no idea how many people can it actually hosts

[atomic crane]

or just open a donations account for gullible brainfarters to pay for the server

[sage otter]

I pay 5€ a month for it

[pastel quartz]

Brainfart is drinking brain juice this year

[inland jackal]

u rly think people will pay for a minecraft server

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/more-smarter-rigjuice-brain-max-regular-show-neanderthal-gif-10702412703139942354

[uncut obsidian]

is 8gb not enough

[sage otter]

no idea

[uncut obsidian]

there's gonna be 10 people playing at the same time AT MOST

[sage otter]

It worked fine with 6 ppl and modpacks

[deep topaz]

8gb is probably enough for single digits

[uncut obsidian]

too much prob

5

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/SxMW0tepRYc?si=56Xc1pmNCLY5FOTL

[inland jackal]

agreed

but idk

[atomic crane]

i've had like 3 friends of mine tell me about how they're making so much money paying for a 15 dollar game is nothing to them

[sage otter]

Well then I can make a new map and get a clean install tommorow

[atomic crane]

in the past month alone

[sage otter]

I'll share the logs so ppl can do admin stuff like reload and whatnot

[uncut obsidian]

Or we can just use an aternos server

[sage otter]

Sure

[inland jackal]

we can use aternos

[atomic crane]

there is a lot of rich dudes on the internet in our sphere i would not doubt if someone would cough up a dollar here and there to pay for a silly little minecraft server

[inland jackal]

much easier to use

[sage otter]

Whatever we pick lemme know

[uncut obsidian]

How much ram is there on an aternos server anyways?

[sage otter]

Alright then Aternos it is

Idk but if we're not much it shouldn't be a issue

[inland jackal]

lemme check

[sage otter]

Aren't there limited slots on aternos ?

[atomic crane]

i hope theres no griefing protection and dumb shit like that

[uncut obsidian]

Isn't it like... 2gb

I might be rarted

[atomic crane]

fuck plugins all my homies play vanilla SMP

[inland jackal]

prob lemme check

[atomic crane]

unless its a pack like the EpicSMP pack

[inland jackal]

nah just one needed to sleep

[atomic crane]

that would indeed be Epic

[uncut obsidian]

Minus the SkinRestore plugin and the plugin that lets anyone skip the night

Those are essential imo

[atomic crane]

yeah the sleep plugin, idk what the skin one is

[atomic crane]

it would be dope to run the EpicSMP pack but it would probably require more RAM

so not worth

[stone blade]

what is happening?

ALO

[inland jackal]

shall i make new world for a fresh start?\

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah so the paid server from @sage otter is better?

[atomic crane]

alo blyat

[inland jackal]

prob

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart mc server

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXMkK8DT-Q

[sage otter]

This is 10 bucks a month

[inland jackal]

imo free is the way to go

[uncut obsidian]

yeah

[sage otter]

We can try free and if we ever have big issues we can switch later

[atomic crane]

nah we need 24/7 server

[inland jackal]

and i played rlcraft with 3 of my friends and it was okay

lag was minimal

[uncut obsidian]

anyone will be able to launch the server if they have an Aternos account

[sage otter]

Can they ?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[inland jackal]

yes

[sage otter]

Alright no downsides then

[uncut obsidian]

you can give server launch perms

[atomic crane]

grr... i dont want to have to launch the server....... rrraaahhhhhh......

[uncut obsidian]

to people

[inland jackal]

yes

[sage otter]

Nice

[inland jackal]

but you wont be launching tho

someone else could

[atomic crane]

someone pay for the server so i donth ave to launch it...............

[uncut obsidian]

nah he's just an adhd boy

[inland jackal]

ocd

[uncut obsidian]

Can't wait a minute for the server to start

[inland jackal]

aight imma go make new server

[uncut obsidian]

I go sleep

[sage otter]

inb4 server crashes from coco's orc machinery

[uncut obsidian]

05:36am

[atomic crane]

what version of MC are we running

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian what server pic i use

[uncut obsidian]

It appears that I'll be Minecraft gaming tomorrow

[atomic crane]

please be before the cave and cliff shit update

[sage otter]

Latest that has optifine ig ?

[atomic crane]

caves and cliffs shitdate

[sage otter]

New generation is good imo

Don't like it ?

[atomic crane]

i like 1.16

[inland jackal]

u dont have to play

[uncut obsidian]

🎪

[atomic crane]

brainfart should have a poll

[uncut obsidian]

circus emoji png

[atomic crane]

for what version to play

plus better mods compatibility with 1.16

[sage otter]

Wym a poll

There's like 5 of us

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart should have a poll for banning @atomic crane

[atomic crane]

brainfart should have a poll for banning evil madi

[uncut obsidian]

Anyways latest version probably

[uncut obsidian]

perfect

I'll have to update all my mods

Rahhh

[atomic crane]

wouldnt have to do that on 1.16

just saying......................

[inland jackal]

whaaaaaa

[sage otter]

I have stuff to do tonight but i'll be joining you guys tommorow

[uncut obsidian]

huh

[inland jackal]

69 never fails

[uncut obsidian]

Anyways I'll play after waking up

I go shlep

[inland jackal]

ideas for description?

[inland jackal]

one min

[inland jackal]

.

[fluid coyote]

join if you are retarded

[inland jackal]

🤝

[deep topaz]

lobotomy gang

[sage otter]

Home of Fridayposting/Batemanposting/Anikiposting/Gachimuchiposting/Jermaposting/Wiseposting/Man-made horror beyond comprehension/Jinxposting and more to come.

[uncut obsidian]

you forgot the POST MEMES IN HERE

[fluid coyote]

you forgot POST MEMES IN HERE, NO POLITICS, NOTHING ABOUT WARS THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

Where the brain can fart.

[uncut obsidian]

♻️

[inland jackal]

and giving emotional support for some reason

[sage otter]

No politics on the minecraft server ? hellllnooooo

[fluid coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1190735483232338031/rapidsave.com_6zfdnei7rf9c1.gif?ex=65a2e1d5&is=65906cd5&hm=235306c202c932f51394dc1d16dd4ec2c4e87e7a792b427b58b08c0772cc520c&

[uncut obsidian]

your dad just called... we're scared because he was buried without his phone...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1189707779116634172.webp?size=48

[inland jackal]

eyo

what limit is this

theres no limit it appears

[fluid coyote]

wait what

[inland jackal]

it accepted the desc

les goooooooo

[uncut obsidian]

it'll probably get character limited ingame

[inland jackal]

prob but its for the funnies

gotta be on

[sage otter]

No skins though

[uncut obsidian]

I'm so cracked at this game man

[uncut obsidian]

SkinRestore plugin

@inland jackal

And the plugin for skipping the night

[lyric horizon]

BRAINFART SMP

[inland jackal]

i forgor how to do plugins

[lyric horizon]

[uncut obsidian]

The aternos site

There's a plugins menu

[inland jackal]

which one is it

spigot, paper and purpur

[uncut obsidian]

Iforgor

[sage otter]

spigot bukkit

[uncut obsidian]

Paper?

[fluid coyote]

do paper or spigot

[sage otter]

ye

[inland jackal]

lets do spigot, i think i did that last time

[uncut obsidian]

Is there any difference anyways

[inland jackal]

version

[sage otter]

Idk what paper is so couldn't tell

[uncut obsidian]

1.20.4

[fluid coyote]

Paper is a thin sheet material produced by mechanically or chemically processing cellulose fibres derived from wood, rags, grasses, or other vegetable sources in water, draining the water through a fine mesh leaving the fibre evenly distributed on the surface, followed by pressing and drying. Although paper was originally made in single sheets by hand, almost all is now made on large machines—some making reels 10 metres wide, running at 2,000 metres per minute and up to 600,000 tonnes a year. It is a versatile material with many uses, including printing, painting, graphics, signage, design, packaging, decorating, writing, and cleaning. It may also be used as filter paper, wallpaper, book endpaper, conservation paper, laminated worktops, toilet tissue, currency, and security paper, or in a number of industrial and construction processes.

[uncut obsidian]

those white things

[sage otter]

1.20.4 is alright

[inland jackal]

whats the name of one guy sleeping

plugin

[uncut obsidian]

Ight almost 6am

[uncut obsidian]

Just search for "sleep"

[weak jackal]

do we have the same timezone

because its 5:46 for me

[inland jackal]

found it

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[weak jackal]

lets goooo

[uncut obsidian]

Samantha has dementia

[uncut obsidian]

Confirmed

[weak jackal]

correct

its why i asked falco to add the emoji whenever i type in

forgor

[uncut obsidian]

All of them basically do the same

[sage otter]

Wasn't it just "bukkit night skip" ?

[uncut obsidian]

Do any

[inland jackal]

i did first cause its latest version is the newest

[uncut obsidian]

BedHome?

It's a different thing

[inland jackal]

no

the first one that we need

[uncut obsidian]

alright

[inland jackal]

one player sleep

[sage otter]

But the first does nothing to night skipping it just read tp with /bed

oh

nvm

[inland jackal]

i know how to read

unlike some it appears

[sage otter]

[inland jackal]

BrainFart69.aternos.me:41188

now we wait tmr

[sage otter]

Alright i'll catch some sleep too, you got the server sorted

[inland jackal]

yk whats funny

i can have separated name

making me impossible to get banned

[uncut obsidian]

THE BRAINFART SMP 1.20+
BrainFart69.aternos.me:41188

https://modrinth.com/plugin/plasmo-voice for ingame proximity chat

DM @inland jackal your Aternos nickname if you want to so he'll add you to server launch perms (so you can start the server whenever you want)

[inland jackal]

pin it

[fluid coyote]

wait

why not public

[inland jackal]

so you can turn on server via your aternos account

[uncut obsidian]

the fuckin 50 pins limit

[inland jackal]

lmao

i will not be checking the world yet

until we all get together

like hermit craft

its gonna be a surprise

[uncut obsidian]

inb4 2 block size island

[inland jackal]

whats inb4 again?

[dreamy flax]

📚 inb4

Generally used on internet [forums], inb4 refers to a [user] posting a reply to a message/[topic] "before" another user posts an obvious response. When used appropriately, inb4 is followed by a word or short phrase that the user knows will eventually appear in the topic conversation.

[inland jackal]

ah

[fluid coyote]

wait thats a thing

holy shit

[inland jackal]

yes?

always has been

[fluid coyote]

truly innovative

[inland jackal]

imma go play some gamma with project inverno textures i installed today

looks sick

[inland jackal]

man i love crcr

[pale ingot]

wtf are yall doing

[inland jackal]

.

[uncut obsidian]

[pale ingot]

brainfart hosting a whole minecraft server

[inland jackal]

we sometimes need to chill from the brainfart chillness

[river zealot]

is pirated join on?

[pale ingot]

i mean im playing red dead rn but i might join it when its up

[inland jackal]

ofc

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[river zealot]

mkay

[inland jackal]

i wouldnt be able to join if it was off

[river zealot]

[pale ingot]

madi is based for not giving a fuck about discussing piracy

[uncut obsidian]

i was supposed to mute someone but i forgor

it's 6am

I'll mute them after waking up

[pale ingot]

oooo you have amnesia ooooooooo

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal https://hammertime.cyou/ make the timestamp for the server start

[pale ingot]

you did not need to mute anyone ooooooo

[uncut obsidian]

like when do we all gather

[pale ingot]

just learned you can blow someone's entire head clean off when you use a shotgun in rdr2

i thought there was a limit to the gore

guess not

[uncut obsidian]

explosive bullets do that too

[inland jackal]

tbh idk how to use that

first time seeing that site

alo @uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

https://discordtimestamp.com/

this then

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1150555343915585627/snapchat.gif?ex=65a45d2a&is=6591e82a&hm=77da0a75d701963e8fc4ca6e24e19b27c954ef9eaafacee5c2cafc0c672fda56&

[inland jackal]

i never did any timestamps

[mystic bluff]

aternos server?

that shit's gonna lag within 4 days

good luck with that

[inland jackal]

thanks

[uncut obsidian]

pay up then

[mystic bluff]

no i have a better way that doesn't lag

leave it up to you to find out though

[inland jackal]

what hour do i make timestamp

[pale ingot]

essential? that needs the host up running the server

[uncut obsidian]

it's your local time

on the site

[inland jackal]

umm

fuck it lets do 9pm

for me

[uncut obsidian]

ight post it

let's see

[inland jackal]

lmao how

[mystic bluff]

there won't always be someone on the server and then again it's not a hard fix

[inland jackal]

i fr idk anything about timestamping

[uncut obsidian]

you click one of the buttons

bro

[mystic bluff]

man you kinda dumb

[inland jackal]

i just never used timestamps

[mystic bluff]

yeah

so did i

[uncut obsidian]

there's 7 buttons on that site

[uncut obsidian]

click on one of them

and text will be copied

and paste it here

[uncut obsidian]

the buttons

on the bottom of that screenshot

[mystic bluff]

who is this artist i need to know ong

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bLwqF.gif

[inland jackal]

<t:1704225600:f>

[mystic bluff]

think huh

[uncut obsidian]

3 january 6am for me

it's joever

[inland jackal]

i can reschedule

[final cedar]

joeanuary the second

[inland jackal]

<t:1704211200:f>

[final cedar]

which was the worst joanuary so far?

[uncut obsidian]

das better

2am

[proud torrent]

@uncut obsidian is a naked danny devito crawling out of the void too nsfw for this server

[uncut obsidian]

I'll be up <t:1704160800:f> - <t:1704222000:f>

[inland jackal]

as long as theres no pp

i think its okay

[mystic bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915732432655904848/1191471504219717672/ms7nb01n3nw51.png?ex=65a58f4f&is=65931a4f&hm=6bdf5e7f481fde074cce8e8314f47791f6daee6dc0d070fc2a8f764ed553531c&

[placid sail]

I cum

mods

[mystic bluff]

you what

[placid sail]

ban

[inland jackal]

acceptable

[mystic bluff]

yes

i think most people can indeed see that

[uncut obsidian]

i don't... know

I'll delete just in case

[proud torrent]

1984

[uncut obsidian]

ask that question again when the 1984 mods show up

[brave flax]

idk man ur secondary power supply seems kinda odd..

[mystic bluff]

:3

[fluid coyote]

fuck was that

[brave flax]

broforce be like

[mystic bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883703801738035264/1190699953765490698/20231225_011938.png?ex=65a2c0bf&is=65904bbf&hm=0373bc381e7d89f65b95cbf332b163b92489b1ea7e54542e6b2cbd55536e39a7&

[uncut obsidian]

so we settle on this time?

[inland jackal]

hopefully i dont have anything to do at that time

but yea

[uncut obsidian]

@mystic bluff join the brainfart smp

[mystic bluff]

the servers gonna be laggy as shit

within 4 days

[inland jackal]

in the beginning

[mystic bluff]

yeah especially the more chunks are explored

[inland jackal]

at the start its laggy, over time its less

[mystic bluff]

esp if someone goes into the nether

[uncut obsidian]

kenx NEVER played on an aternos server

[placid sail]

attention chat, I'm going to take a massive shit at the following time: <t:2396027640:R>

[mystic bluff]

unless aternos is like not dogshit

[placid sail]

huh

[inland jackal]

you dont have to play man

[mystic bluff]

i played and it was unbearable eventually

i have been asked to play im just saying why i'd rather not

[inland jackal]

i played rlcraft and it was fine

with 3 other friends

[mystic bluff]

because i'm gonna be annoyed as fuck whenever i try to mine 1 block

and it takes 5 seconds

[uncut obsidian]

it's only laggy if there's a lot of people online at once
because it loads up 5 times more chunks if there's 5 people instead of 1

[uncut obsidian]

that

never ever happened

[inland jackal]

[mystic bluff]

it always happened to me

[uncut obsidian]

on any aternos server that i played on

[mystic bluff]

whenever i played on aternos

i had a 7 or so player aternos serv

after 2 weeks it was unplayable

[fluid coyote]

absolutely no one is forcing you to play

[mystic bluff]

ok?

[fluid coyote]

i think

[uncut obsidian]

It would only be laggy like that if there's 7 people online at once constantly loading in new chunks

[mystic bluff]

i just explained why i'm saying this

[inland jackal]

its about the host i think

[mystic bluff]

but go off i guess

[mystic bluff]

dunno how good that person's internet was

i'd expect it to be ok atleast

[fluid coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[inland jackal]

imma decrease max players to 10 then

[mystic bluff]

there were times were it was obv laggy cuz it was chunks

being loaded

but then it was just general lag out of fuckin nowhere

[uncut obsidian]

Won't be more anyways

[mystic bluff]

i mean idrc i can join i guess, maybe i'll be wrong

but that's my experience w aternos

[inland jackal]

only thing that makes lag is ivan in a boat

[severe flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hZQcmucFtn0?si=ARHoZsQKnZ2taau6

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian big day tmr

[mystic bluff]

wahaha i forgot my fucking aternos name

golden

actually made me laugh

[abstract path]

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[inland jackal]

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[pale ingot]

The industrial revolution and it's consequences

[abstract path]

You quack

[fluid coyote]

me when the light starts dying

[mystic bluff]

dying lgt

[fluid coyote]

dying ltg

[abstract path]

What the hell? Also lol

[mystic bluff]

2012 was 50 years ago

[placid sail]

bober kurwa

[mystic bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879713044685553674/1191477469476302858/GCthC_4WkAAqH2W.png?ex=65a594dd&is=65931fdd&hm=a4838050558e7e12fc0438f55a853cbc8126eb0ef16bd7bb81c90f6ece945529&

[mystic bluff]

śwn

[placid sail]

ja perdole bobr

[mystic bluff]

you wouldnt get it

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/3Wn69w0W9C8?si=XYGKD08zGVPM2Lv0

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